(Copyright information flashes on the screen. We go into a highlight video to the highlight video of the wild card ladder match where Ziggy Thickness comes out of the match with the win. Azar Vulcan shows climbs of his dominance, and words for Ziggy. An introduction screen welcomes us to Latino heat 2025. The lights are turned off, and pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as the fireworks end. The camera gets a few shots of the crowd. We zoom out to display the location information, we go into one more shot of the crowd as the commentators speak over the shot.)
JR-Welcome to the 20th anversity of Latino Heat, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.
Kris Gaffney-Tonight the underdog Ziggy Thickness will take on Azar Vulcan.
King-I’d got a massive bet that Azar is better than everyone else.
Kris Gaffney-….
JR-Let’s get started with the first match of the night.
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The arena lights dim, and the opening beats of NSYNC's "Bye Bye Bye" blast through the speakers. As soon as the first note hits, bright spotlights flash in sync with the music, and a thick cloud of smoke rises from the stage. The crowd immediately erupts in a mix of cheers and laughter, knowing they’re in for something special. As the beat drops, multicolored fireworks explode around the stage, and through the smoke, Patrick Payne bursts out, dancing his way onto the stage like he’s straight out of a 90s boy band video. Patrick starts hitting the iconic "Bye Bye Bye" choreography, exaggerated and dripping with his own flavor. He smirks at the camera, pointing at random fans in the crowd, and moving with the beat like he’s starring in his own music video. He stops midway down the ramp, faking a pause, and then launches back into the dance, arms waving and hips moving as the crowd sings along to the chorus.
EMF Ring Announcer: From wherever he damn well pleases, standing 6 feet 1 inch tall, weighing in at 210 pounds he is the unpredictable, the unstoppable, Patrick ˜The PP Express Payne!!!
As the music continues, the lights flash in rhythm, and Patrick slides into the spotlight, twirling and dipping to the beat. Nearing the ring, he stops for a second, tilts his head toward the camera, and breaks into a final burst of the dance, fully embracing the ridiculousness of it all. Without breaking his flow, he leaps over the top rope with a fluid, acrobatic jump, landing in a perfect roll before bouncing right back into the Bye Bye Bye dance inside the ring. Patrick moves effortlessly, finishing his routine by running up the turnbuckle, arms wide, and executing a picture-perfect backflip off the top rope. As his feet hit the mat, he drops into a flawless superhero landing, kneeling down, one fist on the ground, with a cocky grin stretched across his face. He rises slowly, arms outstretched, soaking in the crowd’s reaction, while the music fades and the lights settle back to normal. The camera zooms in as Patrick winks at the audience, mouthing, "You’re welcome!" before leaning casually against the ropes, waiting for his match to begin.
JR-Patrick Payne is very familiar with Jackson Gunner.
King-This match happened over other championships if I’m not mistaken.
Kris Gaffney-We’ll see how Patrick does with the TV title.
JR-It’s very true that the TV title is a different ball game.
Suddenly, the powerful tones of “Twilight of the Thunder God” by Amon Arnath engulfed the arena. Lights went pitch black for a moment, and when they return, they danced in a patriotic sequence of Red, White, and Blue while sparks rained down from the ceiling. The camera panned around quickly, searching for the source of the entrance, finally setting halfway up the stands in the crowd. There stood Jackson Gunner followed by Wade Wilson, surrounded by a sea of ecstatic fans. The crowd’s roars intensified as he tore off his tank top, throwing it to a lucky audience member. In a gesture of sheer energy, he beat his chest and threw his hands into the air, forming an X, signaling his readiness for battle as his Championship drapes over his shoulder.)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman! Making his way through the crowd, hailing from Honolulu, Hawaii, standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 250 pounds… he is the reigning EMF TV Champion, “THE SMILING WARRIOR” JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER!
King-There is a reason why Steve Hiroko made it his world championship.
Kris Gaffney-Jackson Gunner has continued that tradition.
[Jackson Gunner and Patrick Payne stand in the middle of the ring, they lock up. Jackson Gunner puts on an arm bar. Patrick Payne looks for a way out of the hold, and he holds on the pressure. Jackson Gunner looks for a way out of the hold Patrick Payne is able to counter with an arm drag that sends Jackson Gunner flying. Jackson Gunner gets up to his feet. Patrick Payne tries to take advantage, but it’s countered by Jackson Gunner who connects with a hot shot that sends Patrick Payne into the top rope. Jackson Gunner waits for Patrick Payne and he kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he connects with a buckle bomb. Patrick Payne hits the turnbuckle hard, and he throws a wild fist to the face. Jackson Gunner ducks under, and he hooks him for a german suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……..2….KICK OUT by Patrick Payne!!]
JR-Patrick Payne was able to kick out.
King-He can take Payne to the max!
Kris Gaffney-Ha!
[Patrick Payne is slow to get up to his feet, and he kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and Patrick Payne spins out of it, and he connects with a Russian leg sweep that puts down Jackson Gunner. Patrick Payne takes a few moments to rest up, and once he see’s that Jackson Gunner is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Patrick Payne runs towards the corner, and he jumps, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Patrick Payne backs out of the corner, Jackson Gunner stumbles out of the corner. Patrick Payne picks up Jackson Gunner, and he connects with a falling slam setting up Jackson Gunner. Patrick Payne goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on Jackson Gunner, and he connects with the flight risk!! Patrick Payne goes into the cover on Jackson Gunner. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Jackson Gunner!!]
JR-Patrick Payne almost got the pin there.
King-Seemingly he’s gaining momentum.
Kris Gaffney-Normally in professional wrestling that’s a bad thing, but he’s a train so…maybe not?
[Jackson Gunner gets up, and he gets kicked, and set up for a Payne Per View, Jackson Gunner spins out, slips behind Patrick Payne. Jackson lifts up Patrick, and Jackson connects with the Burning Samoan!! Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Patrick Payne. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]
JR-Jackson Gunner was able to get the victory to defend the TV championship.
The arena lights dim, plunging the space into an anticipatory darkness. A hushed silence falls over the crowd, broken only by the distant sound of thunder. Suddenly, the opening notes of "Medieval Viking Music - For Honor (Ft. Peyton Parrish)" resonate through the speakers, their haunting melody echoing in the vastness of the arena.
As the music swells, the titantron flickers to life, displaying a mist-covered Nordic landscape. Towering mountains and dense, shadowy forests under a twilight sky fill the screen, creating an atmosphere of ancient, rugged wilderness.
Amidst this mystical backdrop, scenes of Viking lore begin to unfold on the titantron. Images of longships sailing through stormy seas, warriors brandishing shields and axes, and ethereal figures of Valkyries descending from the heavens captivate the audience, weaving a tale of epic battles and Norse mythology.
A deep, bellowing horn sounds, reminiscent of a Gjallarhorn, heralding the approach of a warrior. The crowd stirs with excitement as a lone figure emerges from the backstage, his silhouette imposing and powerful.
Ragnar Ayerswindale steps into the light, his figure colossal and commanding. He stands for a moment at the top of the ramp, surveying the arena with a calm, unyielding gaze. His attire, a fusion of traditional Viking elements and modern combat gear, complements his muscular build, and Norse runes glint on his gear under the arena lights.
As he begins his descent down the ramp, the music intensifies. The titantron shows images of thunderous battles juxtaposed with serene, majestic landscapes of the Nordic fjords, symbolizing the duality of Ragnar's nature – both a fierce warrior and a stoic guardian of ancient traditions.
Ragnar's movements are deliberate and measured, exuding confidence and a sense of purpose. He occasionally pauses to make eye contact with fans, his expression unchanging, an embodiment of the calm before the storm.
Reaching the ring, Ragnar ascends the steel steps with ease. He stands on the apron for a moment, closing his eyes as if to draw strength from the gods themselves. Then, with a swift and fluid motion, he steps over the top rope and enters the ring.
The music reaches a crescendo, and Ragnar raises his arms, acknowledging the crowd and the arena. The Norse imagery on the titantron gives way to a single, ancient rune, glowing brightly as if imbued with mystical power.
As the music fades and the lights return to normal, Ragnar begins his pre-match ritual, a silent nod to the Viking warriors of old. The arena buzzes with anticipation, the presence of this modern-day Viking leaving an indelible mark on all who witness his entrance.
JR-Ragnar Ayerswindale is a former IC champion; however, his power moves should do well in the Extreme division.
King-Until Zack Ryder becomes Extreme Champion, then it becomes the Elite division.
Kris Gaffney-Lee Foster is happy, Alex Salvatore isn’t, interesting.
The arena is plunged into eerie darkness. A single spotlight beams down on the entrance stage, revealing an enormous 20-sided die (D20), its numbers glowing with arcane energy. The haunting opening chords of “Binks’ Sake” start to play, gentle and mysterious, the crowd immediately clapping along.
Suddenly, on the massive LED screen, a colossal animated dragon bursts forth—its scales shimmering violet and gold. It coils and roars, unleashing a torrent of digital flame straight down the ramp. As the fire rushes forward, spotlights follow, making it seem as if the very ramp itself is set ablaze, leading to the ring.
At that moment, from beneath the stage, a ring of real flames erupts. Rising through the fire, guitar in hand and bathed in flickering orange and purple light, stands The Dungeon Master. He strikes a rockstar pose, head thrown back, hair wild, the guitar gleaming across his chest. The arena explodes with cheers.
He launches into a flamboyant air guitar solo, strutting to the music, every step in sync with the rolling animation of the D20, which now tumbles down the ramp in perfect time with his movement—projected to look as if it’s rolling just ahead of him, leading the way to destiny.
Each of his steps triggers a cascade of lighting effects—arcane runes illuminate underfoot, bursts of fireworks erupt from the ramp, and shooting flames flare on either side. He spins and dances, encouraging the crowd to join in, then leaps onto the ring apron, pausing to soak in the roaring energy of the fans.
With a grand flourish, he vaults into the ring, landing center stage in an epic rockstar stance. He rips a final, thunderous strum on his guitar—at that precise moment, golden sparks rain down from the rafters, surrounding him in a shimmering storm, as purple and gold spotlights swirl around the ring.
As the music fades, the dragon on the screen loops and lands atop a mountain of dice, bellowing one last time as flames curl around the frame.
Announcer: Making his way to the ring… hailing from the Astral Plane… but Louder! Weighing in at two hundred and twelve pounds… he is the BARD of BRUTALITY… the MASTER of MAYHEM… THE DUNGEON MASTER!
The Dungeon Master drops to one knee, raises his guitar like a legendary sword, and flashes a wild, infectious grin as the crowd erupts—his legend already unfolding before the match has even begun.
JR-Dungeon Master however has been very impressive since debuting.
King-He has used the extreme division to his advantage.
Kris Gaffney-Alex Salvatore once said this is the real world title of the EMF.
[The Dungeon Master and Ragnar Ayerswindale stand in the middle of the ring, they stare down. The Dungeon Master and Ragnar Ayerswindale throw fists to the face, neither one of them are backing down. The Dungeon Master runs towards the ropes, the Dungeon Master bounces off of the ropes. Ragnar Ayerswindale goes for the Gunginar spear, but it’s countered with a knee lift. The Dungeon Master connects with a palm strikes, spinning chops, Ragnar Ayerswindale goes for a fist to the face. The Dungeon Master connects with a super kick that knocks him backwards. Ragnar Ayerswindale gets knocked out of the ring with a clothesline over the top rope, and to the floor on the mat. The Dungeon Master picks up Ragnar Ayerswindale, and he lifts him up, and he drives him into the ring post back first. The Dungeon Master connects with a few stomps on the downed Ragnar Ayerswindale. The Dungeon Master throws Ragnar into the ring, and he steps inside of the ring. The Dungeon Master rolls into the ring.]
JR-The Extreme Champion is taking it to the challenger.
King-I think the Melon Gods would have had him win already.
Kris Gaffney-No they wouldn’t!
[The Dungeon Master waits for Ragnar Ayerswindale to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Dungeon Master lifts him up, and Ragnar Ayerswindale is able to connects with a few elbows to the side of the head. Ragnar Ayerswindale pushes him towards the ropes. The Dungeon Master bounces off of the ropes. The Dungeon Master connects with a spinning spine buster into the mat. Ragnar Ayerswindale goes into the corner, he measures up on the Dungeon Master, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with the Gunginar spear that drops the Dungeon Master. Ragnar Ayerswindale throws in a trash can. Ragnar Ayerswindale waits for the Dungeon Master, and he kicks the Dungeon Master in the gut, and he lifts him up, and he connects with a runestone power bomb, and he drops him into the trash can. Ragnar Ayerswindale goes into the cover on the Dungeon Master. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………KICK OUT by The Dungeon Master!!]
JR-The Dungeon Master looked broken in half, but he still survived.
King-Even when his body gets crushed through steel he can still math his kick out.
Kris Gaffney-That’ll never get old.
[The Dungeon Master gets lifted up, and sets up for another runestone power bomb, but he lifts him up, but this time The Dungeon Maser slips out, the Dungeon Master lifts up Ragnar, the Dungeon Master connects with the Critical shot on Ragnar Ayerswindale. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]
JR-The Dungeon Master is able to get the victory after avoiding a second runestone power bomb!
(“Jasper Ace’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Jasper Ace walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)
JR-Jasper Ace has gotten a few impressive wins.
King-Now he goes against Jimmy Uso.
Kris Gaffney-Who is determined.
(“Born a king” blasts on the PA system. Jimmy Uso walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)
JR-Jimmy Uso is looking to get back on track.
King-In so many ways.
[Jasper Ace and Jimmy Uso stand in the middle of the ring. Jimmy Uso yells I will get my redemption. They throw fists to the face, neither one of them are backing down, and Jimmy Uso is able to duck one of them, and he goes for a super kick, but it’s ducked under by Jasper Ace, and he connects with a belly to belly suplex, and he waits for Jimmy Uso to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Jimmy Uso gets picked up, and he connects with a body slam. Jasper Ace runs towards the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a leg drop. Jasper Ace goes into the cover on Jimmy Uso, and the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………KICK OUT by Jimmy Uso!!]
JR-Jimmy Uso was able to kick out at the last moment.
King-Kicking out of the leg drop of doom…that’s a jobbing.
Kris Gaffney-Probably what Naomi is saying right now.
[Jimmy Uso gets picked up, and he is put on his shoulders, but Jimmy Uso is able to spin around, and he connects with a DDT into the mat. Jimmy Uso takes a few moments to rest up, and he goes for a super kick, and he connects with it. Jimmy Uso goes into the cover on Jasper Ace. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2………..KICK OUT by Jasper Ace!! Jimmy Uso pulls Jasper Ace to his feet. HE lifts him up, and he connects with a body slam. Jimmy Uso goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope.]
JR-Jimmy Uso is looking to end this match.
King-You think Naomi is getting her hopes up?
Kris Gaffney-Probably not.
[Jasper Ace gets up to his feet, Jimmy Uso goes for a seated senton, but Jasper Ace blocks it into a stacked power bomb on Jimmy Uso. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………….2……….3!!]
JR-However Jasper Ace recovers, and he gets the victory.
(The ring is filled with a competitors as the 3 fall match up is about to start.)
JR-This is such a cheat.
King-Shut up JR! No one likes people who break the 4th wall…other than Wade Wilson.
Kris Gaffney-Yeah, that guy loves it.
[The ring is filled with wrestlers as the wrestlers start to brawl around. The crowd starts to thin out as wrestlers fall out of the ring, and starts to brawl around the ring. Little Mac stays in the ring where he see’s that The Wretched Nobody goes for a trephination thinking that Little Mac wasn’t looking, and he moves out of the way. The Wretched Nobody turns around, and he gets knocked back with a big upper cut, and he connects with a clothesline. Jack Lynch is brawling with Archaos Angels, and Archaos Angels scoops him up, and he is able to scoop him up, but at the last moment Jack Lynch slides out behind Archaos. Jack Lynch throws Archaos Angels throws him hard into the ring post. Archaos Angels stumbles around, and Jack Lynch drops Archaos with a Pandemonium Kick.]
JR-The chaos is every where.
King-Ironically ending on Jack Lynch.
Kris Gaffney-We have a sense of humor.
[Fenrir Kaine hits a few knee’s in the gut of Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder is able to get out ducking out, and he runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Fenrir Kaine throws him up in the air, and Fenrir Kaine connects with a pop up samoan drop!! Fenrir Kaine goes into the cover on Zack Ryder, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………..Aari Maxwell breaks up the three count. Fenrir Kaine gets up to his feet, and he goes for a super kick Aari Maxwell answers back with a jaw breaker. Fenrir Kaine stumbles around. Aari Maxwell is able to spring board off the second rope, and he connects with a spring board cutter on Fenrir Kaine.]
JR-Aari Maxwell might be moments away from getting a pinfall.
King-Crikey!
Kris Gaffney-You can say that again.
[Zack Ryder connects with a clothesline in the corner on Jey Uso. Jey Uso stumbles around, and he falls into the seated position. Zack Ryder grins, and he backs up. He fist pumps Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, and he connects with a broski boot to the face of Jey Uso. Zack Ryder turns around, and he gets knocked down with a thurst kick to the jaw by Archaos Angels. Archaos Angels tursn around, and he grabbed around the throat, and he gets lifted up, and dropped with a spine chiller by the Wretched Nobody. Joe Lamont pushes the Wretched Nobody forward, he hits into the turnbuckle, and he stumbles backwards. Joe Lamont connects with the Disaster on the Wretched Nobody!! Joe Lamont gets up, but gets knocked down with a super kick by Jey Uso. Jey Uso goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope.]
JR-Jey Uso might be looking to get the first match.
King-The internet is getting ready to implode.
Kris Gaffney-Just wait until Brock Lesnar shows up!
[Jey Uso goes for an Uso splash, but Joe Lamont moves out of the way, and Jey Uso crashes into the mat. Jey Uso gets up, Jack Lynch picks up Jey Uso, and he connects with the Pandemonium Driver on JEy Uso. Jack Lynch goes into the cover on Jey Uso. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!! THE FIRST FALL GOES TO JACK LYNCH!! Joe Lamont recovering, but suddenly he gets lifted up, and dropped by Aari Maxwell with the Gorilla Strength!! Aari Maxwell goes into the cover on Joe Lamont. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!! THE SECOND FALL GOES TO AARI MAXWELL!! Archaos Angels tries to lift up Fenrir Kaine for his finisher, but Kaine is able to connect with a few elbows to the side of the head, and this breaks up the finisher. Fenrir Kaine is able to roll right into a lift up on Archaos, and Fenrir Kaine connects with a Esclipse Driver on Angels into a pin. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……………3!!! FENRIR KAINE WINS THE THIRD AND FINAL FALL!!]
JR-Jack Lynch, Aari Maxwell, and Fenrir Kaine are the one’s who come out of this match to get the victory!
JR-Billy Breeze striking ability should be an interesting contrast to Mansa Carthage’s power.
King-Billy Breeze Specters grip could be a difference maker if he can lock it on.
Kris Gaffney-That’s an if though.
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[As the opening beats of "Protect Ya Neck" by Wu-Tang Clan start to resonate throughout the arena, the lights dim to a moody, understated ambiance. A single spotlight focuses on the entrance ramp, creating a sense of anticipation and mystery.]
[The titantron flickers to life, displaying a montage of New York City’s shadowy streets and skylines, setting the stage for Billy Breeze’s entrance. The screen then transitions to a spectral figure moving through the darkness, New Yorks own vigilante, The Crimson Wraith.]
[Suddenly, a soft, blue glow illuminates the ramp, casting a cool, ghostly light. A thin layer of fog creeps along the floor, adding to the spectral atmosphere, suggesting the presence of something or someone not quite of this world.]
[Then, emerging from the back, Billy Breeze strolls out nonchalantly, his demeanor calm and composed, but with a readiness that you cannot train for. He’s dressed in his signature ring gear, exuding a quiet confidence. Rex "Retro" Savage follows behind, his flamboyant attire contrasting with Billy’s simplicity, playing up to the crowd and hyping them up.]
Beautiful female announcer: "Hailing from the shadows of New York City, here is the enigmatic, the unpredictable... Specter, Billy Breeze!"
[Billy’s walk to the ring is unhurried, his eyes scanning the crowd with a detached yet intense gaze. The spotlight follows him, keeping him the focal point amidst the dimly lit arena. He occasionally pauses, giving the audience a nod or a slight smirk, but his silence speaks volumes.]
[Upon reaching the ring, Billy slides in effortlessly, his movements fluid and precise. Rex "Retro" Savage takes a position at ringside, continuing to interact with the crowd and serve as Billy's charismatic mouthpiece.]
[The music and lights subtly shift as Billy prepares for the match, the fog dissipating and the spotlight fading, leaving Billy in the ring, a figure both enigmatic and ready for combat, as the arena buzzes with excitement for the upcoming match.]
JR-However, you can’t bet against the power of Mansa Carthage.
King-The Dragon Descend is quick, and leads into a pin.
Kris Gaffney-It has been an advantage
[Billy Breeze and Mansa Carthage lock up. Billy Breeze gets pushed back, Mansa Carthage goes for a big boot to the face, but Billy Breeze ducks under, and he hooks him for a t-bone suplex, but it’s countered with a elbow to the side of the face, and he stumbles backwards. Billy Breeze gets knocked down with a running clothesline.Mansa Carthage whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Mansa Carthage sets up, and he connects with a one man flap jack that puts down Billy Breeze. Billy Breeze gets up to his feet, Mansa Carthage connects with a super man punch to the face. Mansa Carthage calls for a big move, and he sets up Billy Breeze, and he connects with a power bomb that puts him down on the mat. Mansa Carthage goes into the cover on Billy Breeze. The ref goes into position to make the count, and the ref counts 1…………2……KICK OUT by Billy Breeze.]
JR-Almost three there.
King-They both failed their first move, but it was Mansa who hit his first moves.
[Billy Breeze gets picked up, and scooped up, but Billy Breeze gets slides out of the back. Billy Breeze connects with a release german suplex that sends him flying across the ring. He is slow to get up to his feet, and Billy Breeze connects with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Billy Breeze bounces off of the ropes, and he lowers his head, and he connects with a kick to the face, and then he drops Mansa Carthage with a upper cut that knocks him down on the mat. Mansa Carthage is slow to get up to his feet, Billy Breeze hooks Mansa Carthage, and he connects with a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2……….KICK OUT by Mansa Carthage!!]
JR-Billy Breeze almost was able to get the pin.
King-Billy Breeze knows that he has to make sure that he ends this, or it might slip out.
[Mansa Carthage is slow to get up to his feet, Billy Breeze goes for the Specters Grip, but at the last moment Mansa counters into a snap mare Billy Breeze gets up to his feet. Mansa Carthage lifts up Billy Breeze, and he drops him with the Dragon’s Descend on Billy Breeze. Mansa Carthage goes into the cover on Billy Breeze. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2………3!!]
JR-Mansa Carthage was able to counter the Specters grip, and gets the victory.
The arena lights dim as an eerie hush falls over the crowd. The tension is palpable, the anticipation thick in the air. Then, the opening bassline of Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees hits the speakers, and suddenly, the stage begins to rumble. A circular platform in the center of the ramp slowly rises, bathed in golden, flickering flames like a ritualistic summoning. From the depths below, Ziggy Thickness emerges, standing motionless atop the platform, arms folded across his chest, wearing oversized, dark-tinted sunglasses. His expression is impossibly serious, his stance almost menacing. The flames surrounding him flicker dramatically, casting ominous shadows across his frame.
He whips off his sunglasses and launches them into the crowd like a rockstar throwing a guitar pick. The second the glasses leave his hand, his entire demeanor shifts. Ziggy explodes into dance, his hips shimmying, his hands snapping, and his feet gliding in rhythm with the music. He struts down the ramp with the confidence of a 1970s disco king, slapping hands with fans, twirling dramatically, and even high-fiving a confused referee at ringside.
The ring announcer steps forward.
"Making his way to the ring, fighting out of the Boogie Wonderland! Weighing in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds of pure love, standing at a dangerous five feet and nine inches… he is The Prettiest Nightmare, Ziggy Thickness!"
Ziggy reaches ringside, hops up onto the apron, and wipes his forehead like he’s just put in a hard shift at Studio 54. With a dramatic deep breath, he slowly steps through the ropes before stopping in the center of the ring. Arms outstretched, he stands perfectly still for a moment, soaking in the energy of the crowd.
Without warning, he launches into a perfect backflip, landing with the grace of a gymnast and the confidence of a man who absolutely should not be that agile. The audience erupts in cheers as Ziggy raises his arms, basking in his own magnificence before casually moonwalking to his corner, giving a deep, over-the-top bow to the referee.
With a wink at the camera and a knowing smirk, Ziggy Thickness leans against the turnbuckle, ready for whatever comes next.
JR-Ziggy Thickness has to be a heavy underdog.
King-Ha!
Kris Gaffney-You think JR meant that?
King-I’m going to pretend he did.
[I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.]
Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The EMF World Heavyweight Champion, The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!
JR-Azar Vulcan is going to be difficult to beat.
King-Especially considering how much better he is
[Azar Vulcan and Ziggy Thickness stand in the middle of the ring. Azar Vulcan rakes the eyes of Ziggy Thickness as the bell rings. Azar Vulcan throws ZIggy Thickness into the corner, and he connects with a few kicks to the ribs in the corner, and he brings him out of the corner, and he connects with a few fists to tehf ace that stuns Ziggy Thickness, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Azar Vulcan connects with a one man flap jack that sends Ziggy Thickness down on the mat. Slowly Ziggy Thickness gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ziggy Thickness kicks him in the gut, and he set him. He sets him up into a vertical suplex, Ziggy Thickness gets dropped into a brain buster. Azar Vulcan runs otwards the ropes, and he jumps on the second rope, and he connects with a spring board moon sault. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Ziggy Thickness. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…….KICK OUT by Thickness.]
JR-Ziggy Thickness was able to kick out.
King-Maybe Azar might let him in on the Maledictum even though he’s not better than him.
Kris Gaffney-That’s one theory…
[Azar Vulcan goes for the Money Maker, but Ziggy Thickness pushes him towards the ropes, and Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes, Ziggy Thickness throws Azar Vulcan in the air, and he connects with the Ticc Buster dropping Azar Vulcan. Ziggy Thickness falls against the ropes, and he takes a few moments to rest up, and Azar Vulcan slowly gets up to his feet, and Azar Vulcan goes for a clothesline, but he ducks under. Ziggy Thickness ducks under, and he connects with the Disco Inferno dropping Azar Vulcan. Seeing a chance Ziggy Thickness runs towards the ropes,a nd he bounces off of the ropes, and he rolls, and he connects with a Boogie Bomb on Azar Vulcan. Ziggy Thickness goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……….KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan]
JR-That would have been a massive upset.
King-I’d be upset…but then again I work with JR…I’m always upset.
Kris Gaffney-HA!
[Ziggy picks up Azar, and he connects with a body slam, and he goes to the outside of the ring, and he goes up to the top rope. Ziggy Thickness tries to end it with the Big Boogie Drop, but Azar Vulcan movest ou fo the way. Ziggy Thickness crashes down on the mat. Ziggy gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan connects with the Money Maker on Ziggy Thickness!! Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Ziggy Thickness. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2……….3!!]
JR-Ziggy Thickness attempted to end it, but he was not able to land the Big Boogie Drop.
King-I would have suggested he go for the second rope fist drop…but then I remember that even that wouldn’t work…you know…due to how much better Azar is.
(Azar Vulcan celebrates his win as Latino Heat goes off the air.)
