The EMF Forum

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open up to the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera gets a few shots of the crowd. They zoom out to display the location information, we get one more shot of the crowd as the commentators speak over the shot.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday SHokcwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight Azar Vulcan faces off against CM Punk.

Kris Gaffney-He’ll have a big homefield advantage.

King-But that doesn’t matter when he’s already better than everyone else.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down the isle he steps insides of the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder enjoys competition, no matter who its against.

King-Seriously it’s against the law of X-Pac and Road Dogg.

Kris Gaffney-Guess you can have friendly competition after all…

(Animal sounds echo the arena when the lights go black. The lights turn on green and an image of a giant alligator moves up the ramp, when it gets to the top it bites down, fireworks shoot from the sage and from up in the rafters comes sliding Aari Maxwell comes sliding down. Once close enough he unclips himself, lands in the ring, rolls, jumps up ontop of the ring post and shouts "CRIKEY!" To the fans with his arms out. He jumps, springs off of the rope and does a backflip landing on his feet. Aari "The Zoo Keeper, slides into his corner, bends down wrapping his arms around the ropes with his back on the post smiling as he waits for the match to begin.)

JR-I would expect this to be a clean competitive match.

King-Despite it being a hardcore match…Hardcore Barcyzkowski is not a fan!

Kris Gaffney-You haven’t mentioned him in a while…

[Zack Ryder and Aari Maxwell pace around the ring, they lock up. Zack Ryder is able to slide out of the back, and he puts Aari Maxwell side head lock, but Aari Maxwell pushes him towards the ropes. Aari Maxwell connects with a release arm drag that sends him flying through the air, and he gets up to his feet, Aari Maxwell hits a quick snap suplex. Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, and Aari Maxwell connects with a jaw breaker. Aari Maxwell runs towards the ropes, and he connects with a jaw breaker. Zack Ryder is in pain. Aari Maxwell goes to the ropes, and he spring boards into a cutter. Aari Maxwell goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position tom ake the count, the ref counts 1……….2…….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Aari Maxwell hits a body slam after picking up Ryder.]

JR-It looks like Aari Maxwell is looking to hit a big move.

King-holds up a sign that says second rope fist drop.

Kris Gaffney-Ugh…

[Aari Maxwell goes for a 630 senton, but Zack Ryder moves out of the way. Aari Maxwell crashes into the mat. Zack Ryder and Aari Maxwell get up to their feet, Aari Maxwell goes for a fist, Zack Ryder runs toward sthe ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Zack Ryder waits for Aari Maxwell, he takes him down with double leg take down, and he connects with a catapult that send shim flying through the air, and he crashes into the turnbuckle. Aari falls into the seated position. Zack Ryder backs up, and he grins, he fist pumps (woo! Woo! Woo! ) Zack Ryder connects with a broski boot to the face. Zack Ryder calls for the Rough Ryder.]

JR-Zack Ryder is looking to end this match.

King-Crikey!

Kris Gaffney-Probably what Aari is thinking right now…

[Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but Aari blocks it, and he connects with the Gorilla Strength!! Aari Maxwell goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………..3!!]

JR-Aari Maxwell with a great counter to get the victory.

[Lights throughout the arena dim to near darkness, creating an atmosphere of suspense and anticipation. Suddenly, the sound of ticking clocks and whirring gears fills the air, building a sense of intrigue.]

[The entrance ramp and ring are illuminated with swirling lights that mimic the flow of time - colors shifting rapidly as if moving through different eras. Fog machines generate a thick mist across the ramp, adding to the mystical and otherworldly ambiance.]

[From the back emerges "Temporal" Travis Vortex, adorned in his eclectic time-traveler’s gear, with his crucial timepiece prominently displayed. He moves with a confident swagger, occasionally pausing as if momentarily disoriented or lost in time, adding to his eccentric character.]

[As the theme song "Time Has Come Today" by The Chambers Brothers plays, Travis interacts with the audience, sometimes pointing at his watch and gesturing wildly as if explaining a complex theory or a fragment of his latest adventure. His nephew, "Chrono" Charlie Quantum, follows, carrying the precious timepiece and trying to ensure Travis stays on track.]

Beautiful female announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the enigma of eras, standing at 6’1” and weighing 210 pounds, the master of temporal tides... Temporal Travis Vortex!"

[Travis makes his way to the ring amidst the vibrant light show, with the fog swirling around him, creating an image of him stepping out of a time portal. Upon reaching the ring, he takes a moment to theatrically adjust his imaginary wristwatch, then leaps onto the apron and over the ropes with agility.]

[Once in the ring, Travis engages the crowd with charismatic gestures, occasionally slipping into his character's erratic mannerisms, while Charlie Quantum stands by, holding the timepiece and watching with a mix of amusement and concern.]

[The lights gradually stabilize as Travis's music fades, leaving him in the ring, ready to face his opponent in a match that promises to be as unpredictable and entertaining as his entrance.]
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[As the opening beats of "Protect Ya Neck" by Wu-Tang Clan start to resonate throughout the arena, the lights dim to a moody, understated ambiance. A single spotlight focuses on the entrance ramp, creating a sense of anticipation and mystery.]

[The titantron flickers to life, displaying a montage of New York City’s shadowy streets and skylines, setting the stage for Billy Breeze’s entrance. The screen then transitions to a spectral figure moving through the darkness, New Yorks own vigilante, The Crimson Wraith.]

[Suddenly, a soft, blue glow illuminates the ramp, casting a cool, ghostly light. A thin layer of fog creeps along the floor, adding to the spectral atmosphere, suggesting the presence of something or someone not quite of this world.]

[Then, emerging from the back, Billy Breeze strolls out nonchalantly, his demeanor calm and composed, but with a readiness that you cannot train for. He’s dressed in his signature ring gear, exuding a quiet confidence. Rex "Retro" Savage follows behind, his flamboyant attire contrasting with Billy’s simplicity, playing up to the crowd and hyping them up.]

Beautiful female announcer: "Hailing from the shadows of New York City, here is the enigmatic, the unpredictable... Specter, Billy Breeze!"

[Billy’s walk to the ring is unhurried, his eyes scanning the crowd with a detached yet intense gaze. The spotlight follows him, keeping him the focal point amidst the dimly lit arena. He occasionally pauses, giving the audience a nod or a slight smirk, but his silence speaks volumes.]

[Upon reaching the ring, Billy slides in effortlessly, his movements fluid and precise. Rex "Retro" Savage takes a position at ringside, continuing to interact with the crowd and serve as Billy's charismatic mouthpiece.]

[The music and lights subtly shift as Billy prepares for the match, the fog dissipating and the spotlight fading, leaving Billy in the ring, a figure both enigmatic and ready for combat, as the arena buzzes with excitement for the upcoming match.]

JR-Travis Vortex is a former champion, he can be a champion again if he can get a title shot here, and go on to defeat the champion.

King-I think it’s unfair, he has like all the chances in the world.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…one would think that.

The arena lights dim as an eerie hush falls over the crowd. The tension is palpable, the anticipation thick in the air. Then, the opening bassline of Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees hits the speakers, and suddenly, the stage begins to rumble. A circular platform in the center of the ramp slowly rises, bathed in golden, flickering flames like a ritualistic summoning. From the depths below, Ziggy Thickness emerges, standing motionless atop the platform, arms folded across his chest, wearing oversized, dark-tinted sunglasses. His expression is impossibly serious, his stance almost menacing. The flames surrounding him flicker dramatically, casting ominous shadows across his frame.
He whips off his sunglasses and launches them into the crowd like a rockstar throwing a guitar pick. The second the glasses leave his hand, his entire demeanor shifts. Ziggy explodes into dance, his hips shimmying, his hands snapping, and his feet gliding in rhythm with the music. He struts down the ramp with the confidence of a 1970s disco king, slapping hands with fans, twirling dramatically, and even high-fiving a confused referee at ringside.
The ring announcer steps forward.
"Making his way to the ring, fighting out of the Boogie Wonderland! Weighing in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds of pure love, standing at a dangerous five feet and nine inches… he is The Prettiest Nightmare, Ziggy Thickness!"
Ziggy reaches ringside, hops up onto the apron, and wipes his forehead like he’s just put in a hard shift at Studio 54. With a dramatic deep breath, he slowly steps through the ropes before stopping in the center of the ring. Arms outstretched, he stands perfectly still for a moment, soaking in the energy of the crowd.
Without warning, he launches into a perfect backflip, landing with the grace of a gymnast and the confidence of a man who absolutely should not be that agile. The audience erupts in cheers as Ziggy raises his arms, basking in his own magnificence before casually moonwalking to his corner, giving a deep, over-the-top bow to the referee.
With a wink at the camera and a knowing smirk, Ziggy Thickness leans against the turnbuckle, ready for whatever comes next.

JR-Ziggy Thickness has main event a Pay Per View.

King-I’m certain he knew that was going to be steep climb being it was against a man who is already better than everyone else.

[Travis Vortex and Ziggy Thickness pace around the ring. They lock up Travis Vortex is able to put Ziggy into a arm bar. Ziggy Thickness counters with an arm drag that sends him flying through the air. Ziggy Thickness pushes him towards the corner, and he connects with a few shoulder blocks, and he brings Travis Vortex out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. Travis Vortex goes for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Ziggy Thickness, and he drops him with a rib breaker. Ziggy Thickness connects with a senton on Travis Vortex. Travis Vortex air get driven out of his body. Ziggy Thickness goes into the cover on Travis Vortex. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2………KICK OUT by Travis Vortex!!]

JR-Travis Vortex is able to break up the count by kicking out.

King-That was a weird way to say that.

Kris Gaffney-Think JR’s been taken over by a robot or something?

[Travis Vortex is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ziggy Thickness picks up Travis, but Travis Vortex slides out of the back. Travis Vortes pushes him towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Travis Vortex connects with a hip toss, and then he follows it up with a hurricanarana that sends him flying across the ring. Ziggy Thickness rolls out of the ring, and he recovers, and Travis Vortex runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps through the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive! Travis Vortex grabs Ziggy Thickness, and he throws him into the ring, and Travis Vortex waits for Ziggy Thickness, and he drops him with a whiplash spine buster. Travis Vortex goes into the cover on Ziggy Thickness. The ref counts 1…………..2………..KICK OUT by Ziggy Thickness!!!]

JR-Ziggy Thickness kicks out!

King-You think the Maledictum are fans?

Kris Gaffney-Probably not….

[Ziggy Thickness is slow to get up to his feet Travis Vortex lifts up Ziggy, and he drops him with the Vortex Void Driver!! Ziggy Thickness it out of it. Travis Vortex goes into the cover on Ziggy Thickness. The ref goes into position tom ake the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Travis Vortex gets the victory.