The EMF Forum

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open to the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as the fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera gets a few shots of the crowd. The camera zooms out to display the location information. We get one more shot of the crowd as the commentators speak over the shot.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler.

King-Tonight Azar Vulcan will take on Billy Breeze.

Kris Gaffney- I’m surprised you didn’t mention how much better Azar is…

King-Why do I have to? He’s already better than everyone else!

Kris Gaffney-……..

JR-Lets get started with the first match of the night.

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[As the unmistakable opening notes of "Money" by Pink Floyd begin to ecFho through the arena, a grandiose display of gold and green laser lights crisscrosses the space, creating an atmosphere of opulence and exclusivity. The entire arena is bathed in a luxurious glow, mimicking the sheen of gold.

The titantron springs to life, showcasing a dazzling montage of Hollywood's most glamorous moments: red carpets, flashing camera lights, and premiere nights, all leading up to the marquee name, "Austin Jameson Mercer," emblazoned across the screen in bold, shimmering letters.

Simultaneously, the entrance ramp transforms into a visual spectacle, resembling a premiere night red carpet. A line of spotlight-equipped drones flies overhead, casting down beams of light that spotlight the path, while confetti cannons strategically positioned at the sides of the ramp blast gold and silver confetti, fluttering down like a cascade of wealth.

Then, with a flair that only he can muster, "Hollywood" Austin Jameson Mercer steps out, clad in a custom-tailored robe that sparkles under the lights, his confident stride in sync with the rhythm of the song. He pauses at the top of the ramp, soaking in the adulation, a smirk playing across his lips as he surveys his domain.]

Beautiful female announcer: "Making his grand entrance from Beverly Hills, California, standing at six feet two inches and weighing in at two hundred thirty-five pounds... He is the blockbuster sensation of the wrestling world, the “Pretty Boy”, 'Hollywood' Austin Jameson Mercer!"

[Austin then makes his way down the ramp, each step calculated to maximize the dramatic effect of his presence. Personal security guards, dressed in sleek suits, flank him, adding to the aura of untouchable celebrity status. He occasionally stops to pose for the "cameras," his every move oozing the charisma and confidence of a true movie star.

Upon reaching ringside, Austin takes a moment to gaze out at the crowd, offering a cocky wave before he discards his robe, revealing his wrestling gear beneath, adorned with gold trim that catches the light perfectly. He ascends the stairs and steps through the ropes with an air of entitlement, as if the ring were his personal stage.

The music fades, the lights gradually return to normal, and the confetti settles, leaving Austin Jameson Mercer standing center-ring. He stretches out his arms, welcoming the audience to his show, a smug smile on his face, ready to prove once again why he is the premier attraction, as the arena buzzes with anticipation for the spectacle to come.]

(Animal sounds echo the arena when the lights go black. The lights turn on green and an image of a giant alligator moves up the ramp, when it gets to the top it bites down, fireworks shoot from the sage and from up in the rafters comes sliding Aari Maxwell comes sliding down. Once close enough he unclips himself, lands in the ring, rolls, jumps up ontop of the ring post and shouts "CRIKEY!" To the fans with his arms out. He jumps, springs off of the rope and does a backflip landing on his feet. Aari "The Zoo Keeper, slides into his corner, bends down wrapping his arms around the ropes with his back on the post smiling as he waits for the match to begin.)

JR-Austin Jameson Mercer, and Aari Maxwell have been in a long term feud.

King-Whether Austin Jameson Mercer went to the darkside or not, his hatred of Aari has been consistent.

Kris Gaffney-Well…at least he’s consistent.

(“I am greatness” blasts on the PA system. Roman Reigns walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tonight Roman has a chance to gain a shot at the TV title.

King-Wonder if Jackson Gunner is watching him, and is wondering if James Gunn will cast him for Aquaman!

Kris Gaffney-Would made more money!

[Roman Reigns, Austin Jameson Mercer, and Aari Maxwell stand in the ring. The wrestlers look for the first move, Austin Jameson Mercer goes for a red carpet Roman Reigns ducks under, and Aari Maxwell gets hit with the red carpet. Aari Maxwell falls out of the ring. Roman Reigns jumps in the air, and he connects with a jumping clothesline that knocks down Austin Jameson Mercer, and Austin Jameson Mercer gets picked up, and thrown hard into the corner, he hits into the corner shoulder first. Austin Jameson Mercer stumbles around, and Reigns drives him down with a falling front spine buster. Roman Reigns goes into the corner, and he measures up. AJM gets up, and he connects with a super man punch that puts down Austin Jameson Mercer!!]

JR-Roman Reigns has a chance to win this match.

King-Maybe he could…if it wasn’t for that pesky third guy.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain if you just ignore him, he’ll just go away..

[Roman Reigns goes into the cover on Aari Maxwell. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……….Aari Maxwell connects with a 630 senton on Roman Reigns breaking up the three count. Aari Maxwell waits for Roman Reigns to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Aari Maxwell connects with spring board cutter. Before he goes into the cover, Austin Jameson Mercer picks up Aari Maxwell, and he throws him hard into the ring post. Aari Maxwell falls out of the corner in pain, and Aari Maxwell stands up, and Austin Jameson Mercer connects with a clothesline in the corner. Austin Jameson Mercer connects with a red carpet on Aari Maxwell with a bridge into a pinning combination! The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………….KICK OUT by Aari Maxwell!!]

JR-World Premiere but does not get the three!

King-Guess that world premiere wasn’t perfect.

Kris Gaffney-Must have lacked gum swatting…

[Austin Jameson Mercer gets up, and he gets speared by Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns goes into the cover on Austin Jameson Mercer. Aari Maxwell hits My Kingdom on Roman Reigns. Aari Maxwell goes into the cover on Austin Jameson Mercer. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!!]

JR-Aari was able to come back, and get the win.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system as a grape moon shows up, and Kenny Omegrape gets werewolf fruit powers, he enters the ring.)

JR-Well….that’s safer…for Kenny.

Kris Gaffney-Small wins.

King-The win was as big as the Melon Gods said it would be!

(As the lights in the arena plunge into darkness, an eerie silence descends over the crowd. The faint sound of wind howling fills the air, sending shivers down spines. Suddenly, the opening notes of "Wolf Totem" by The HU (featuring Jacoby Shaddix) thunder through the speakers, primal and haunting. A blood-red light floods the entrance ramp, illuminating a swirling mist of smoke that creeps along the ground like tendrils of something alive.

The screen above the stage flickers to life, showing the silhouette of a massive wolf prowling through a dark forest. As the beat drops, bursts of flame erupt from the stage, casting wild shadows across the arena. Through the flames and smoke emerges Fenrir Kaine, "The Demonic Werewolf." His imposing frame is silhouetted against the fiery backdrop, his head lowered, and his crimson eyes glinting beneath his hooded brow.

Ring Announcer: Now making his way to the ring! Fighting out of the Shadows of the Abyss! Weighing in at two hundred and ninety-five pounds and standing six feet and four inches tall! He is "The Demonic Werewolf" FENRIR KAINE!

Fenrir’s presence is palpable, an aura of raw, predatory menace that freezes the audience in place. As he begins his slow, deliberate march down the ramp, the flames on stage ignite once more, illuminating his every step. The red lights follow him like a spotlight, casting a sinister glow over his powerful frame. The mist clings to his boots as if the darkness itself refuses to let him go.

He reaches the ring steps and pauses, turning his gaze to the crowd. Their boos and jeers are drowned by the pulsating rhythm of his theme song, yet Fenrir remains unfazed. A low, guttural growl escapes his lips as he climbs the steps and enters the ring.

Once inside, Fenrir moves to the center of the ring, his massive frame towering over the referee. He throws back his head and lets out a bone-chilling howl, synchronized with a final burst of flame erupting from the ring posts. The lights flicker back to full brightness, but the chilling aura lingers as Fenrir Kaine removes his hood and glares out at the crowd with predatory intent.
He moves to his corner, leaning against the turnbuckle like a wolf surveying its prey, waiting for the match to begin. The arena buzzes with tension, every eye fixed on the terrifying force that is Fenrir Kaine.)

JR-This is going to be a difficult match.

King-….For Fenrir considering he’s facing…GOD!

Kris Gaffney-Somehow I knew I wouldn’t like where this conversation was going…

[Kenny Omegrape and Fenrir Kaine pace around the ring. They lock up, they gets pushed into the ropes, and Fenrir Kaine goes for a super kick, but he is able to duck under. Kenny Omegrape connects with a reverse jaw breaker that makes him stumble backwards. Kenny Omegrape connects with a double leg take down, and then he puts him into catapult. Kenny Omegrape connects with a chop block to the back of the leg, and he puts him down on his knee. Fenrir Kaine gets hit with a running knee to the face that puts himd own on the mat. Fenrir Kaine seemingly out of it. Kenny Omegrape geos into the cover on Fenrir Kaine. The ref goes itno position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Fenrir Kaine. Kenny Omegrape hits a few stomp on the downed Fenrir Kaine.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape is taking it to Fenrir Kaine.

King-I’m bet he wish there were breaks.

Kris Gaffney-This is true.

[Kenny Omegrape picks up Fenrir Kaine, and Fenrir slides out of the back. Fenrir Kaine is able to take a moment, and then he connects with a super kick that makes Kenny Omegrape fall against the ropes, and Kenny Omegrape gets thrown in the air, and dropped with a pop up samoan drop on Kenny Omegrape. Fenrir Kaine goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…….KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape was able to kick out!

King-He kicked out thanks to the fruits he was given thanks to the Melon Gods!

Kris Gaffney-You’d think they’d just make him not be hit with a move…

[Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet, and Fenrir Kaine lifts up Kenny Omegrape, Kenny is able to stuggle out, then Kenny Omegrape hooks Fenrir Kaine, and he connects with the Geese Lightning!! Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Fenrir Kaine, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………….3!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape gets the win!