The EMF Forum

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open to the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as the fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera gets a few shots of the crowd. The camera zooms out to display the location information. We get one more shot of the crowd as the commentators speak over the shot.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. We are live in Florida. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight Tony Ikeda will take on Mansa Carthage.

King-The champions will clash.

JR-Let’s get started with the opening match of the night.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This match seems very respectful.

King-While we asked about the web footage, really…how does the hair stay like that.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain Zack has perfected it.

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The arena lights dim, and the opening beats of NSYNC's "Bye Bye Bye" blast through the speakers. As soon as the first note hits, bright spotlights flash in sync with the music, and a thick cloud of smoke rises from the stage. The crowd immediately erupts in a mix of cheers and laughter, knowing they’re in for something special. As the beat drops, multicolored fireworks explode around the stage, and through the smoke, Patrick Payne bursts out, dancing his way onto the stage like he’s straight out of a 90s boy band video. Patrick starts hitting the iconic "Bye Bye Bye" choreography, exaggerated and dripping with his own flavor. He smirks at the camera, pointing at random fans in the crowd, and moving with the beat like he’s starring in his own music video. He stops midway down the ramp, faking a pause, and then launches back into the dance, arms waving and hips moving as the crowd sings along to the chorus.
EMF Ring Announcer: From wherever he damn well pleases, standing 6 feet 1 inch tall, weighing in at 210 pounds he is the unpredictable, the unstoppable, Patrick ˜The PP Express Payne!!!
As the music continues, the lights flash in rhythm, and Patrick slides into the spotlight, twirling and dipping to the beat. Nearing the ring, he stops for a second, tilts his head toward the camera, and breaks into a final burst of the dance, fully embracing the ridiculousness of it all. Without breaking his flow, he leaps over the top rope with a fluid, acrobatic jump, landing in a perfect roll before bouncing right back into the Bye Bye Bye dance inside the ring. Patrick moves effortlessly, finishing his routine by running up the turnbuckle, arms wide, and executing a picture-perfect backflip off the top rope. As his feet hit the mat, he drops into a flawless superhero landing, kneeling down, one fist on the ground, with a cocky grin stretched across his face. He rises slowly, arms outstretched, soaking in the crowd’s reaction, while the music fades and the lights settle back to normal. The camera zooms in as Patrick winks at the audience, mouthing, "You’re welcome!" before leaning casually against the ropes, waiting for his match to begin.
JR-Patrick seemed very respectful, but focused.

King-We’ll see if this train can be derailed.

Kris Gaffney-You can’t slam him, too enormous…it’s like the Big Show, or Andre the Gaint.

[Zack Ryder and Patrick Payne pace around, they lock up. Patrick Payne is able to put Zack Ryder into a side head lock. Patrick Payne holds the pressure. Zack Ryder pushes him towards the ropes, and he whips him off of the roeps. Patrick Payne bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder gets knocked down with a shoulder block that puts him down on the mat. Zack Ryder is slow ot get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He gets hit with a kick to the gut by Patrick Payne, and he gets set up, and dropped with a brain buster. Patrick Payne goes to the outside of the ring, and he goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Patrick Payne connects with the Flight Risk!! Patrick Payne goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..Zack Ryder kicks out!!]

JR-Zack Ryder was able to kick out at the last moment.

King-The power of friendship will not be stopped.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not.

[Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Patrick Payne before he can do anything gets hit with a step up ezuguri to the side of the head. Patrick Payne stumbles around. Zack Ryder gets up using the ropes, and Patrick Panye runs towards him, and Zack Ryder counters with a hot shot that sends Ptarick Payne flying into the top rope. Patrick Payne stumbles around. Zack Ryder allows him to go into the corner, and Zack Ryder connects with a clothesline in the corner, and Patrick Payne falls into a seated position. Zack Ryder grins and he backs up. Zack Ryder fist pumps (woo! Woo! Woo) Zack Ryder connects with the Broski boot to the side of the face. Zack Ryder doesn’t go for the cover, instead he calls for the Rough Ryder!!]

JR-Things might be going in the favor of Zack Ryder now.

King-Guess we don’t know who will win until it happens.

[Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. Patrick Payne throws Zack Ryder, and he sets him up. Patrick Payne connects with the Payne Per View. Patrick Payne goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

JR-Patrick Payne was able to counter to get the win.