EMF: Whiplash
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Sirius Jericho!!! (crowd cheers ***) [Sirius Jericho comes in looking serious, glares down the ref SERIOUS, and the ref runs under the ring in fear. ] JR - and his opponent, Christopher Haynes!!! Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. * [Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Sirius Jericho drops Christopher Haynes with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Earl Hebner checks Christopher Haynes's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Sirius Jericho superkicks Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes gets hit with the shooting star press from Sirius Jericho. The ref starts the count. ...1 Christopher Haynes kicks out. Now Christopher Haynes standing. Christopher Haynes jabs Sirius Jericho. Christopher Haynes hits him with a back fist. ] JR - back fist! [Christopher Haynes with an Aztecan suplex on Sirius Jericho sends him to the mat. Christopher Haynes is back on his feet. Christopher Haynes applies an arm wrench to Sirius Jericho. Sirius Jericho moves back to his feet. Christopher Haynes executes a jawbreakeron Sirius Jericho. Christopher Haynes fist drops Sirius Jericho on the mat. Christopher Haynes is up again. Christopher Haynes covers Sirius Jericho hooking the leg. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Sirius Jericho kicks out. Sirius Jericho climbs to his feet. Sirius Jericho trys for a shoulderbreaker but Christopher Haynes avoids it. Sirius Jericho tackles Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes moves back to his feet. Christopher Haynes tackles Sirius Jericho. Sirius Jericho is back on his feet. Sirius Jericho gives Christopher Haynes a reverse neckbreaker. Sirius Jericho is up again. Sirius Jericho executes a corkscrew legdrop on Christopher Haynes. Sirius Jericho moves back to his feet. Christopher Haynes is back on his feet. Sirius Jericho hits Christopher Haynes with a running powerbomb on to the mat. Christopher Haynes gets hit with the shooting star press from Sirius Jericho. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Christopher Haynes kicks out. Christopher Haynes is back on his feet. Christopher Haynes gets locked in the double chicken wing. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) Sirius Jericho breaks the hold. Sirius Jericho gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes stands up. Sirius Jericho climbs to his feet. Christopher Haynes jabs Sirius Jericho. Christopher Haynes with an Aztecan suplex on Sirius Jericho sends him to the mat. Christopher Haynes moves back to his feet. Christopher Haynes goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Sirius Jericho kicks out. Now Sirius Jericho standing. Sirius Jericho picks Christopher Haynes up and side slams him to the mat. ] JR - Good side slam by Sirius Jericho. [Christopher Haynes climbs to his feet. Sirius Jericho gouges Christopher Haynes's eyes out. Sirius Jericho hits Christopher Haynes with a heart punch. Christopher Haynes clotheslines Sirius Jericho. Christopher Haynes executes a jawbreakeron Sirius Jericho. Christopher Haynes chants start. Christopher Haynes climbs to his feet. Christopher Haynes hooks Sirius Jericho and drives him down with the Trick Flipper. Sirius Jerihco is down on the mat. Christopher Haynes covers Sirius Jericho hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 JR - The winner of this match, Christopher Haynes!!! (The copyright information is shown on the screen. We go into a highlight video of the feud of Zack Ryder and the Wretched Nobody. Followed by Zack Ryder winning a title match. We get one shot of Zack Ryder staring down the Wretched Nobody just as a match is about to start. We open up to a introduction screen that welcomes us to Whiplash 2021. The lights are turned out from the Phoenix Suns arena. Pyrotechincs rain down. The lights turn on and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera takes a few shots of the crowd. Then finally it shows the location information.) JR-Tonight we are in Phoenix, Arizona. Welcome to the 2021 edition of Whiplash. Hell and welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King we have a great show lined up for you filled with championship matches. King-Including Zack Ryder and the Wretched Nobody facing off for the World Championship. Kris Gaffney- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH JR-Let’s get started with the opening match of the night. On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off. JR-Killer Tschida has touted his past accomplishments, this week he has a chance to make new one’s. King-There is a lot of questions I have. Kris Gaffney-Just stop, it’s just going to end poorly. (“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.) Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan! (He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.) JR-Azar Vulcan is not going to be easy to defeat however. King-I think a lot of people have learned that. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see how Killer Tschida does. [Killer Tschida and Azar Vulcan stare down as the bell rings. Killer Tschida and Azar Vulcan throw fists to the face. Killer Tschida ducks under one of the fists, and he runs towards the ropes, Azar Vulcan is able to hit a spin kick to the gut doubling over Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida is able to surprise Azar Vulcan with a hard diving clothesline. Killer Tschida is able to hit a few mounted fists to the face. Azar Vulcan is able to flip Killer Tschida over, and he tries to get up to his feet in the corner. Killer Tschida is able to quickly close the gap between himself and Azar Vulcan. Killer pushes Azar into the corner. Killer Tschida hits a hard knife edge chop to the chest that makes the crowd yell WOOOOOO, and Killer Tschida hits another chop to the chest that gives the same result. Killer Tschida attempts whip him to the other side of the ring, but it’s reversed by Azar Vulcan. Azar attempts to follow Killer Tschida into the corner, but Killer Tschida is able to use the corner to go over the top of Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan turns around right into the Killer Kick right into the chin. Azar Vulcan goes down on the mat, and Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan. Killer Tschida stares down the ref, but he doesn’t argue. He waits for Azar Vulcan to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he attempts to hook on an arm bar to attempt to drive him down to the mat.] JR-Killer Tschida is attempting to go for the Tschida lock!! King-How do you know? He could just be going for an arm bar. Kris Gaffney-Either way very dangerous in the book of Chris Jericho. [Azar Vulcan is able block the attempt at the Tschida lock, and he rolls through. Azar Vulcan gets up with the help of the ropes. Azar Vulcan see’s Killer Tschida running towards him, Azar Vulcan throws him over the top rope, but Killer Tschida is able to land on the apron, Killer hits a hard forearm shot and he tries to go back into the ring, but it’s countered with a knee to the face. Azar Vulcan grabs Killer Tschida’s head, and he brings him over the middle rope,a nd he connects with a elevated swinging neck breaker on the middle rope. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…..KICK OUT by Killer Tschida. Azar Vulcan takes a few moments to rest up after taking the moves earlier in the match. Both wrestlers get up fairly quickly, Killer Tschida throws a wild fist to the face of Azar Vulcan, but it’s ducked under by Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida gets hit with a few fists to face by Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan is able to whip Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida bounces off of the ropes. Azar Vulcan lowers his head, and he connects with a back body drop that sends Killer Tschida flying through the air. Killer Tschida gets up stunned, and Azar Vulcan kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he plants him down on the mat with a brain buster!! Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2……………………………KICK OUT AT THE VERY LAST SPLIT SECOND by Killer Tschida. Azar Vulcan looks like he’s getting angry.] JR-This new comer might be frustrating Azar. King-He might be a new comer here, but he has experience in other places. Kris Gaffney-He is in fact an efederation legend. King-…. [Azar Vulcan waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan goes for the Money Maker, but Killer Tschida is able to duck under. Azar Vulcan turns around into an arm bar, Killer tries to get Azar Vulcan down on the mat. Azar is able to roll out of it. Killer Tschida gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Killer runs towards Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan throws him, Killer almost goes into the ref, Killer turns around and gets dropped by the Money Maker. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..2……3!] JR-I’m not sure if that was intentional, or Azar just taking advantage of the ref’s position, but it was effective. ("Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System and the team of Mickie James, Rebecca Michelle and Maria Kanellis head out on to the ramp.) JR: This is a strange match where the rules change with each elimination.... King: Annoyingly, the first fall is just a normal match.... Kris: That's because it was chosen by the boring non-lesbian team! ("Everything is Awesome!" plays over the PA System next as Laura Cena, Ashley Irvine and Christy Hemme head out.) JR: Poor Christy was put through hell by Mickie and Rebecca just over a week ago.... King: We all live in hope of seeing more footage! Kris: Don't hold your breath... (The bell sounds and the match is underway. Ashley starts the match for her team, which prompts Mickie James to demand she starts for hers. They circle the ring and then Ashley charges at Mickie and takes her down with a clothesline. Mickie climbs up but Ashley grabs her and applies a headlock. She keeps it locked in for a moment but Mickie then reaches out and gropes Ashley's chest, causing her to shriek and release the hold. Mickie takes advantage, grabbing her and hitting a suplex. Mickie smirks at Laura, and then heads over and tags in Rebecca Michelle. Rebecca comes in plants Ashley, who has just gotten up, back down with a DDT. She then blows a kiss to Christy Hemme, who tries to get into the ring to get to her, but the referee rushes over to hold Christy back. While he's distracted, Rebecca throws Ashley into the corner, and Maria starts to choke her with the tag rope. The referee turns around so Maria stops and Ashley stumbles out of the corner and Rebecca grabs her with a school girl pin for 1...... 2...... kick out! Ashley jumps to her feet and Rebecca runs at her, but Ashley quickly scoops her up and nails the Bolder Holder! Ashley covers Rebecca for 1...... 2..... kick out!) JR: Mickie's team proving early on that they'll win the mindgames battle if Laura's team isn't careful..... King: There's a lot of bad blood between these two teams. (Ashley picks Rebecca back up, but Rebecca hits some elbows and dives across the ring, making the tag to Maria Kanellis. Maria comes in and charges at Ashley and takes her down with a clothesline. She picks Ashley up and throws her into the corner, where Ashley falls to a seated position. Maria taunts to the crowd and runs and hits a Bronco Buster on Ashley! After she stops, Ashley stumbles out of the corner, but as Maria approaches, Ashley catches her off guard with a strong right hand, and then Laura Cena steals a blind tag, which Ashley notices. Ashley whips Maria into the ropes, and as she bounces off them, Laura sneaks into the ring and hits a huge SPEAR on Maria. Maria stumbles up, right into a Royally Screwed from Laura! Laura hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... 3! Maria Kanellis is eliminated from the match!) JR: Now it's a 3 on 2 match.... but it transitions into a Bra and Panties match! King: Oh good.... now it'll be fun! Kris: Mickie and Rebecca have to hope they can make up ground during the stipulations they chose.... (Laura points at Mickie James, and dares her to get into the ring. Mickie smirks and goes to do so, but then stops, and lets Rebecca enter the ring instead. Rebecca runs at Laura, but Laura connects with a Super Kick, and then goes over, and makes the tag to Christy Hemme. Hemme leaps into the ring and quickly starts hammering away on Rebecca Michelle with hard right hands. Rebecca is shrieking and trying to block one of the shots, but she can't. Hemme then takes Rebecca down with a snapmere, and follows it up with a dropkick. Hemme then runs over and hits a cheap shot on Mickie James, but Mickie is ready for her and grabs hold of her. She holds Hemme by the hair and then proceeds to try and kiss her... but Hemme hits another shot and staggers Mickie. During the distraction, however, Rebecca Michelle has crawled along the mat and reaches up and grabs Christy's skirt, pulling it down and revealing her red thong to the crowd who cheer. Christy spins round as Rebecca gets up and Rebecca kicks her in the midsection and goes for a DDT, but Hemme hits some wlbows and knocks her back. Hemme kicks Rebecca in the midsection and then plants her down with the Twist of Fate! She then dives across the ring, making the tag to Laura Cena. Laura comes into the ring as Rebecca is stumbling up, holding her head, and quickly pulls down Rebecca's pants, leaving her in a black thong and getting revenge for Christy. Rebecca shrieks and leaps across the ring, tagging in Mickie James. Mickie comes in quickly and takes Laura down with a clothesline. Laura stumbles up and then eats another clothesline. She springs to her feet and as Mickie goes for another, Laura ducks underneath it, and then as Mickie turns around, Laura connects with a fist to Mickie's chest. Mickie goes down hard and Laura taunts her and then hits the 5 knuckle shuffle, completing the double fist. Mickie stumbles up and Laura grabs her and yanks off her top, leaving her in a black bra that seems to be co-ordinated with Rebecca. Mickie shrieks and goes for the Mick Kick on Laura, but Laura grabs her foot and nails a Drop Toe Hold and applies the WT.... H on Mickie! Mickie is scraming and reaching for the ropes but suddenly Rebecca re-enters the ring and before anyone notices her, she pulls down Laura's pants, leaving her in her pink thong (because it's Sunday)! Laura leaps up and looks shocked. Rebecca smirks at her and Laura kicks her in the midsection, and drills her down with the Royally Screwed! She goes over and makes the tag to Christy Hemme. Christy climbs to the top rope and drops down with the Flaming Firecrotch Guillotine on Rebecca! Laura is about to help Hemme strip Rebecca but they clearly forgot all about Mickie, who hurls Hemme out of the ring behind Laura. Laura picks Rebecca up, but Mickie spins Laura round, kicks her in the midsection and nails the Mickie-DT! Her and Rebecca then proceed to strip Laura to her pink bra and eliminate her from the match!) JR: There's no DQs in a Bra and Panties match.... I guess Laura forgot about that, and it let Rebecca sneak in and turn the tide. King: In a match like this... never, ever turn your back on Mickie James.... Kris: She's dangerous in more ways than one. (Laura tries to argue with the referee but he's not interested and tells her to leave the ring. Rebecca and Mickie wave her goodbye and smirk. Christy and Mickie are now legal, and the stipulation changes to having to spank your opponent into submission. Christy goes to clothesline Mickie, but Rebecca pushes Mickie out of harms way and takes the clothesline for her. This lets Mickie postion herself and as Christy turns towards her, Mickie connects with a Mick Kick! Mickie grabs Christy and positions her over her knee and starts to spank her. Christy shrieks and tries to get away, but doesn't actually seem bothered by this. Eventually she is able to elbow Mickie hard enough to get away from her. She jumps to her feet, and then hurls Mickie across the ring into the corner where she tags in Rebecca. Hemme goes across and tags in Ashley. Ashley comes into the ring and hits a right hand on Rebecca, but Rebecca retaliatess by blasting Ashley with something. We then see that she was holding a paddle that she retrieved from somewhere before tagging in. She hits Ashley in the head with it again while Ashley is on the ground. Christy goes to get into the ring but Mickie pulls her off the apron and hurls her into the ring steps while Rebecca pulls down Ashley's shots and leaves her in her pink thong. She then begins to spank Ashley with the paddle. Ashley tries to recover, but as she does, Mickie slides into the ring and kicks her in the head again, allowing Rebecca to keep her grip. Rebecca keeps blasting her with the paddle and Mickie starts helping out, using her hands. Ashley is shrieking in pain and calling for Christy, but Christy hasn't recovered. Suddenly Laura Cena runs back down to rindside, still in her underwear. She is holding a towel, which she throws into the ring. The referee calls for the bell and Ashley has been eliminated.) JR: Laura Cena just quit on Ashley's behalf.... King: She could have just got in the ring and helped her? Kris: But then she'd have to suffer through this next stipulation.... the Vaginal Claw match... (Mickie and Rebecca don't stop taking it out on Ashley, so at this point, Laura does roll into the ring and hammer away on Mickie with right hands. Rebecca dumps Ashley down and tries to hit Laura with the paddle, but Laura kicks it back at Rebecca and it hits Rebecca in the head. Mickie charges at Laura and Laura scoops her up, looking for the Royally Screwed. Mickie hits an elbow to the head and Laura drops Mickie to the mat, and Mickie lands on her feet. Mickie is about to retaliate when she let's out a scream.... and looks down to see Christy Hemme has slid into the ring, and locked in the Vaginal Claw under Mickie's skirt! The rules stated it just had to be applied, not a submission, and so Mickie is eliminated.) JR: And as quickly as that.... we're tied up again. King: And now we get perhaps the weirest chosen stipulation.... a casket match! Kris: Why did anyone want this? (Laura uses the distraction to get Ashley out of the ring, and is helping her up the ramp. Mickie also exits, looking annoyed. Rebecca gets to her feet as some stage workers bring out a casket, and she stares at Christy, who smirks back at her, and motions towards it. Rebecca lunges at Christy, but Christy ducks under her clothesline attempt and then hits a clothesline of her own, taking her down. Christy vaults to the top rope and as Rebecca gets up, she jumps off and hits a hurricanrana, sending Rebecca flying across the ring. Christy spots the paddle that Rebecca dropped, and picks it up and smirks, before spanking Rebecca with it as she shrieks and tries to get away, but Christy holds her in place and continues the assault for a bit, before hitting her over the head with it. Christy shouts something to Rebecca that we can't hear, but she seems angry. She picks Rebecca up, but Rebecca rakes the eyes. Christy stumbles back, and Rebecca plants her down with the Siren Song! Rebecca rolls Hemme over to the side of the ring with the casket and then kicks Hemme under the bottom rope, into the casket. She climbs out onto the apron to grab the lid, but Hemme reaches out and grabs Rebecca by the ankle and pulls her down. Rebecca falls and lands in the casket too where the two of them trade blows with force until the casket topples over and they both spill to the ground. They continue trading blows on the floor.) JR: Their history dates back nearly 10 years..... and both would love to bury their demons here tonight. King: Can't we go back to the previous stipulations? They were sexier... (Christy gets the better of the exchange and then climbs to her feet. She repositions the casket, but as she does, Rebecca gets up behind her, grabs her from behind and executes a choke drop, taking her down. Rebecca picks her back up, and bounces Christy's head off the casket. She positions Christy against it, and tries to clothesline her in, but Christy counters with a big back body drop, and drops Rebecca into the casket. Hemme runs round it and tries to slam the lid, but Rebecca kicks her leg out and blocks it, though it seems to hurt her. Christy re-opens it, and Rebecca dives out and falls to the floor. She tries to get up but it clutching the leg that got shut in the casket. Christy takes advantage by grabbing her and drilling her down to the floor with the Twist of Fate! Rather than try and get Rebecca into the casket, Hemme starts unloading on her face with right hands, and eventually, she busts Rebecca open slightly. Rebecca shrieks when she notices this and kicks Hemme away. Hemme comes back and picks her up, but Rebecca pushes her away hard and Hemme slams into the casket. Rebecca notices the opening and clothesline her hard into it. However Rebecca then collapses to the floor, and can't get to the lid to shut it. She's holding her leg, but also seems dazed.) JR: Christy Hemme in an awkward position.... but she seems to have done enough damage to buy herself some time... (Rebecca eventually pulls herself up with help from the ring apron but by this time, Hemme has started to crawl out of the casket. Rebecca grabs hold of Hemme, who is hanging out of the casket, and drops her to the floor with a DDT. Rebecca is still grabbing at her leg and not moving properly, but she picks Hemme up again, and tries to whip her into the casket, but Hemme reverses it and sends Rebecca flying into the casket. Rebecca lands inside and Hemme goes behind the casket, and acts like she's going to close it, but then she hesitates, and doesn't. Rebecca sits up, and tries to get out of the casket, and Christy grabs her head, and then proceeds to kiss Rebecca to cheers from the crowd! Rebecca doesn't even fight it, but seems confused, and eventually Hemme breaks away, positions Rebecca, and then Hemme cracks the lid of the caskey down on her head! She does this a couple more times for good measure, and then waves to Rebecca, before pushing her back in, and slamming the lid, ending the match.) JR: And after all that, Christy Hemme picks up a win that might mean more to her than any championship she ever won.... King: And she seals it by giving Rebecca the kiss of death... Kris: Wonder where she learned that? (“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage he checks his watch…to make sure that it is in fact clobbering time. He walks down to the ring, and he enters the ring.) JR-CM Punk is a grand slam champion. In most recent times he had some success as a tag team ranks. King-Until he got injured… As my music comes across the PA system I walk out to the stage. I stand there and lift both my arms and there is pro. I then walk down the ramp up the stairs and through the middle to the ring. JR-Ray Revenge is having his first match tonight. King-Somehow I think he know how good he is. Kris Gaffney-If only there was a match we could see before they get on television. [CM Punk rolls his fist as he waits for the bell. The bell rings as CM Punk is able to throw forearm shots to the face of Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge is able to duck under one of the fists to the face. CM Punk turns around, and Ray Revenge drops him with a head lock take down. Ray Revenge hooks on a side head lock, and he puts on the pressure. CM Punk tries to find a way out of the hold. Ray Revenge gets up to his feet. CM Punk looks for a way out of the hold. Ray Revenge holds on the pressure as CM Punk is trying to get up to his feet. CM Punk backs Ray Revenge to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Ray Revenge bounces off of the ropes, and CM Punk hits a shoulder block that puts him down on the mat. Ray Revenge is waiting for CM Punk to get up to his feet, and once he does. Ray Revenge picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam that puts him down on the mat. Ray Revenge drops an elbow drop on CM Punk. Ray Revenge goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………KICK OUT by CM Punk. Ray Revenge gets up to his feet, and he whips him to the corner. CM Punk hits into the corner. CM Punk staggers out of the corner. Ray Revenge picks up CM Punk, and he drops him with a back breaker. With CM Punk down, but clearly not enough for the pin attempt. Ray Revenge calls for the code breaker as CM Punk tries to get up to his feet with the help of the ropes.] JR-This might not be a good idea for CM Punk to get to his feet right now. King-But wrestlers never listen. Kris Gaffney-They never do. [Ray Revenge goes for the code breaker, but CM Punk is able to block it by throwing him off into the corner, and CM Punk runs towards Ray Revenge, and he connects with a running high knee, CM Punk turns around. CM Punk hooks him and drops Ray Revenge for a running bulldog. CM Punk takes a few moments to rest up. CM Punk goes to the outside of the ring, and he waits for Ray Revenge to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, and he sling shots himself on the top rope, and CM Punk connects with a flying clothesline.] JR-CM Punk hits the flying clothesline. King-That’s a good sign…it feels like if he was going to be hit with the code breaker it would have been right there. [CM Punk waits for Ray Revenge to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. CM Punk lifts up Ray to his shoulders. Ray struggles out of the back. CM Punk turns right into the Code breaker!! CM Punk is down. Ray goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!] JR-Ray Revenge however finds a way to hit the Codebreaker, and gets the win. King-I knew the code breaker was going to happen then. As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd. JR-Tommy Malone last month was the world champion. However this month he’s going back to where it all began for him. King-We’ll see if he has similar success. Kris Gaffney-I’m certain there is someone in the jobber division who doesn’t like to be reminded about that. King-Oh well… Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-Ricky Vegas has been an impressive champion however . King-He’s certainly Melon God approved. Kris Gaffney-For the time being right? King-True. [Ricky Vegas and Tommy Malone start out the match, and he throw fists to the face. Neither of them are backing down. Finally Ricky Vegas hits a knee lift, Tommy Malone runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. But Tommy Malone is able to go for diving clothesline, but Ricky Vegas ducks under, and he kicks him in the gut. Ricky Vegas runs to the ropes, and drops Tommy Malone with a swinging neck breaker. Tommy Malone is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Ricky Vegas lifts up Tommy Malone, and he drops him with another body slam. Tommy Malone gets picked up, and dropped with another body slam to complete the three of a kind. Ricky Vegas quickly goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…….KICK OUT by Tommy Malone. Ricky Vegas hits a few stomps, and he backs up. He goes into the corner, and he yells for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He turns towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas attempts to go for the full house, but Tommy Malone is able to duck under, and hurls him over the top rope, but Ricky Vegas is able to land on the apron. Tommy Malone turns around, and Ricky Vegas hits a hang man that staggers back Tommy Malone.] JR-The former world champion might be in trouble here. King-The game isn’t over yet. Kris Gaffney-And other gambling references. King-This is like the Gambler’s dream match…where is he when you need him? [Ricky Vegas goes to the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top rope, but it’s countered by Tommy Malone running up to the top rope, and he grabs Ricky Vegas arm and he connects with an arm drag off of the top rope. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Both wrestlers slowly get up to their feet. Ricky Vegas goes for a wild fist to the face of Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone ducks under. Tommy Malone lifts up Ricky Vegas, and he connects with an inverted atomic drop. Tommy Malone backs up into the ropes, and he connects with a clothesline. Ricky Vegas hits hard into the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Tommy Malone grabs Ricky Vegas and hurls him towards the ring post. Ricky Vegas hits into the ring post face first, and he staggers backwards. Ricky Vegas gets set up, and dropped with a sit down spinning power bomb into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2…………KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas!! Tommy Malone takes a few moments to rest up, and he goes over to the corner. Tommy Malone pulls himself up in the corner. Ricky Vegas runs towards him, Tommy Malone connects with a boot to the face that staggers Ricky back. Ricky Vegas attempts to attack him again, but Tommy Malone hooks Ricky Vegas, and he drops him with an inverted Russian leg sweep into the turnbuckle. Tommy Malone waits for Ricky Vegas to stagger out of the corner. Tommy Malone drops Ricky Vegas with an Irish stun gun that plants Ricky Vegas into the mat.] JR-The challenger is making a come back. King-Ricky Vegas is finding out why Tommy Malone was a world champion. Kris Gaffney-This is true. [Tommy Malone waits for Ricky Vegas, what he was going for, we will never know because Ricky is able to take down Tommy Malone and he locks in the black jack, but quickly Tommy Malone counters with a roll through. Ricky strikes the ring post. Tommy Malone quickly goes to the second rope, and drops him with a liberation driver!! Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!] JR-Ricky seemed to have a moment where he thought he had it, but Tommy Malone had one more counter than Ricky did. Kris Gaffney-You think Ken Shamrock ever wonders why they don’t just do that move the way he used to? (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Walter Melon has had many wars over the years, I’m certain that the name Connor Wicklow has come up a time or two. King-I guess the Melon Gods said it was time for that to happen. Kris Gaffney-Does Connor know this? (“Off the chain” blasts on the PA system. Connor Wicklow walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Connor was very successful. King-But he’s never faced GOD. Kris Gaffney-Guess not. [Walter Melon and Connor Wicklow pace around the ring. Walter Melon pushes back Connor inot the corner, Water Melon goes for a fist to the face of Wicklow. Wicklow is able to duck out of the corner, and Walter Melon turns around, and Connor Wicklow hits a spinning elbow to the side of the head that makes Walter Melon stagger backwards. Connor Wicklow hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and he falls against the ropes. Connor Wicklow attempts to whip Walter Melon to the ropes, and he does. Walter Melon bounces off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow goes for a clothesline, but Walter Melon is able to duck under and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the other side of the ring. Connor Wicklow jumps in the air, and he puts down Walter Melon with a back elbow to the face. Connor Wicklow waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Connor Wicklow kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him, and he puts him down on the mat with a double under hook back breaker. Connor Wicklow goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by Walter Melon!! Walter Melon crawls towards the ropes, and he looks to the crowd, and their all Ashley Irvine who yell “WATERMELON!!”. He shakes his head, and their back to normal. Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet, and he pulls Walter Melon up with him.] JR-I’m unsure why we just saw Walter Melon’s delusion. King-It’s because the Melon Gods. Kris Gaffney-Somehow I’m not shocked. [Connor Wicklow hooks Walter Melon for a suplex, but Walter Melon is able to shift his weight, and he kicks Connor Wicklow in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT. Walter Melon takes a few moments to rest up, both wrestlers get up to his feet. Connor Wicklow throws a wild fist to the face, and Walter Melon ducks under. Walter Melon lifts up Connor Wicklow, and he puts him down on the mat with a falling slam.] JR-Walter might have set up for the Fruit Smash splash. King-That’s because of what the Melon Gods want. Kris Gaffney-If only they told us that. King-Your head would explode of they talked to you. [Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off, but Connor Wicklow moves out of the way. Walter Melon gets up feeling the effects of the missed. Conner connects with the Code Zero. Connor goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!] JR-Connor Wicklow is able to take advantage of a mistake by Walter Melon. King-It’s not a mistake when that’s just the plan of the Melon Gods. Kris Gaffney-Wonder if anyone is ever going to get sick of this? King-NOPE! (“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. There is no Kenny Omegrape…suddenly he bursts out of the EMF tron riding a giant grape like a bull. He gets thrown into the ring.) JR- Kenny Omegrape is looking to become a IC champion once again. King-It’ll happen…unless the Melon Gods don’t want it, then it won’t. Kris Gaffney-……….. As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.) JR-Let’s not forget that Brandon Leno took the title from the Melon Club. King-I guess that’s because they wanted Kenny to win it. Kris Gaffney-If only I had the Melon Gods on my side… [Kenny Omegrape eats grapes. Brandon Leno shrugs. Kenny OMegrape and Brandon Leno locks up, and Leno is able to hook him into an arm bar. Brandon Leno holds on the pressure on Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is able to push him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Leno hits a hard shoulder block that puts down Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape throws a wild fist to the face, and he ducks under, and he connects with a belly to back suplex that puts down Kenny Omegrape. Brandon Leno jumps in the air, and he goes for a fist drop, but Kenny Omegrape moves out of the way. Kenny Omegrape waits for Brandon Leno to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape lifts him up, but Brandon Leno is able to struggle out of the back. Kenny Omegrape is able to struggle out of the back. Brandon Leno waits for Kenny Omegrape to turn around, and Brandon Leno hits a super kick that puts him down on the mat, and Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Brandon Leno takes a few moments to consider what he is going to do next, and he watches what Kenny Omegrape does. Kenny gets up in the corner, Brandon Leno closes the gap between himself and Kenny Omegrape. Brandon Leno hits a knee lift into the gut of Kenny Omegrape, and then another one.] JR-Brandon Leno keeping on the pressure Kenny Omegrape. King-The Melon Gods have a plan. Kris Gaffney-If only they’d let us know of this plan ahead of time. [Kenny Omegrape gets set up for a purple haze piledriver, Brandon Leno lifts up Kenny Omegrape, but Kenny Omegrape is able to shift his weight enough to keep on the ground. Kenny Omegrape counters with a back body drop that sends Brandon Leno flying down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape staggers to the ropes. He holds himself up with the help of the ropes. Brandon Leno runs otwards him, and Kenny Omegrape is able to counter it with a hot shot that sends Brandon Leno flying towards the ropes, and he connects with his neck. Brandon Leno holds his throat as he staggers out of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape connects with the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper to the side of the head putting down Brandon Leno. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………..KICK OUT by Brandon Leno!! Kenny Omegrape takes a few moments to rest up. Brandon Leno gets up in the corner, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running drop kick on Brandon Leno. Kenny Omegrape backs out of the corner, and he hooks him and he drops him with a northern lights suplex. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……….KICK OUT by Brandon Leno.] JR-Kenny might have Brandon Leno in trouble here. King-Are you ever in trouble when you have god on your side?? Kris Gaffney-Only when god says that they aren’t going to give you help. King-That’s only because they planned it that way. [Kenny Omegrape lifts up Brandon Leno and he hooks him into an attempt at the Geese lightning, but it’s countered with a knee to the face as Brandon Leno brings him up, and Kenny drops Brandon. Brandon hooks on the Acid Trip right in the middle of the ring. Kenny tries to counter. Kenny fights it. After a while Kenny has no choice but to tap out. Brandon Leno wins via submission.] JR-Excellent win by the IC champion. King-You mean it’s because the Melon Gods said that’s how it was going to go. (“Find the real” blasts on the PA system. Jesica Cole-Mann walks out on the stage, she walks down to the ring making comments to some of the crowd members about having fake boobs. She steps inside of the ring.) JR-I’m not what to make of this next match. King-a woman who is better than everyone and a princess. Kris Gaffney-Hard choice. (“How strong do you think I am” blasts on the PA system. Catherine Walker walks out on the stage wearing her tiara and normal ring gears. She spins around, and she throws her hair over. She gives a princess wave even though the crowd is booing her. Catherine Walker steps inside of the ring.) JR-This woman has changed. King-I’m surprised she’s lasted this long as a heel…we all remember how her parents fared with that… Kris Gaffney-Let’s not talk about that….that’s X-Cold rule 1….next to… Road Dogg standing next to Kris making a stabbing motion [Jesica Cole-Mann yells to the crowd who is yelling that there champion doesn’t want to be all natural like her. Catherine yells that she’s flat, JCM yells back she’s all natural and she doesn’t want to be. Catherine hits a slap to the face, and she yells about her being flat. Catherine Walker hits a few forearm shots to the face. She whips her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Catherine Walker jumps in the air, and she connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks Jesica Cole-Mann down on the mat. JCM is slow to get up to her feet, and Catherine hits an SMS kick the jaw that makes Jesica Cole-Mann on the ropes, and she falls face first into the mat. Catherine Walker runs to the ropes, she comes off of the ropes, and she drops a running elbow drop to the back of JCM. Catherine Walker goes into the cover on Jesica Cole-Mann. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2……..KICK OUT by JCM. Catherine Walker picks up Jesica Cole –Mann, and she drops her with a body slam. Catherine Walker climbs up to the top rope.] JR-It looks like that Catherine is looking to take a chance. King-I’m unsure where Catherine gets this…neither her mother or father did various flips off of the top rope. Kris Gaffney-Depending where you saw him…X-Cold would do moonsaults across the ring. [Catherine Walker jumps backwards, and flips through the air for the OMG, but at the last moment JCM moves out of the way. Catherine Walker crashes and burns. She seems to be having issues to regain her breath. Catherine Walker is slow to get up to her feet, JCM kicks her into the ropes, and Catherine falls into the middle rope. JCM pulls her through the ropes, and she starts to club her chest, she starts to screech like she’s about to die, she rakes the eyes of JCM. Catherine falls out of the ropes, and she clunches her chest. She runs angry at the corner, but JCM is able to move out of the way and throws her into the corner. JCM waits for Catherine to stagger out, and she drops her with a reverse neck breaker. JCM goes to the outside of the ring.] JR-JCM might be going to end this match. King-This might do more than end this match. [JCM climbs out, but she realizes that Jordyn Jade is on the stage staring her down. This causes allows Catherine to run up to the top rope, and she hits a super arm drag. JCM is slow to get up. Catherine Walker lifts up JCM, and she drops her with the Princess Power!! JCM seems out of it. Catherine Walker goes into the cover on JCM. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!] JR-JCM might have had it, but she got distracted. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-These two are no stranger to each other. King-I’m certain that Wretch will always remember his battles with Zack Ryder. Kris Gaffney-Probably not in the most positive light. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. King-Or maybe Wretch does consider it positive. JR-The Wretched Nobody seems to enjoy battles, I would not be surprised King. [The Wretched Nobody stares down his long time rival Zack Ryder who is pumping up the crowd. Zack Ryder turns to the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody connects with a head butt that knocks Zack Ryder backwards. Zack Ryder yells BRO, NOT COOL. Zack Ryder throws a wild fist to the face. But the Wretched Nobody ducks under. Zack Ryder turns around, and the Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat. Zack Ryder fights out with a few kicks to the gut, and this breaks the grip of the Wretched Nobody. Zack Ryder runs to the ropes, and he jumps in the air for a cross body block. The Wretched Nobody catches Zack Ryder. The Wretched Nobody drops Zack Ryder with a rib breaker. The Wretched Nobody stands back and watches where Ryder goes after that. Zack Ryder pulls himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Zack Ryder goes into the corner, the Wretched Nobody rusn towards the corner, and he connects with a running clothesline in the corner. The Wretched Nobody hurls Zack Ryder out of the corner. Zack Ryder hits the mat, and he is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder turns around towards the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody once again grabs Zack Ryder around the throat. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a choke slam back breaker known as the spine chiller. Zack Ryder seems to be out of it. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2……………KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!!] King-I’m certain that Wretch didn’t expect that. JR-I highly doubt that King. The Wretched Nobody has faced Zack Ryder more than once, especially when the world championships on the line. Kris Gaffney- Think he’ll have web footage of that kick out? [The Wretched Nobody goes into the corner, and he motions for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet and turns around the Wretched Nobody goes for a trephination, but Zack Ryder is able to duck under, and the Wretched Nobody turns around, and he gets hit with a running ezuguri to the side of the head. This dazes the Wretched Nobody. Zack Ryder drops him with a DDT. Zack Ryder can’t follow up however, the Wretched Nobody rolls away, and he gets up with the help of the ropes, and one he’s up to his feet. Zack Ryder hits a few fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody, and he tries to whip him ot the ropes, but it’s reversed by the Wretched Nobody, and the Wretched Nobody goes for another trephination. But Zack Ryder ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot that staggers Wretch to the corner. Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running clothesline that connects in the corner with a clothesline. The Wretched Nobody is in a seated position. Zack Ryder backs up, and does the fist pump, woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, and he connects with the broski boot.] JR-Zack Ryder connects with the Broski boot. King-I think he wants more. Kris Gaffney-Just give us the web ring footage already!! [Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, he calls for the rough ryder. The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet, and Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but the Wretched Nobody is able to duck under. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat. Zack Ryder breaks his grip with a double axe handle. Zack Ryder runs to the ropes. The Wretched Nobody flattens him with the Trephination!! The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!] JR-Zack Ryder trying to gain momentum walked right into the trephination. King-It is very sudden…can’t blame him too much. (The Wretched Nobody celebrates his win as Whiplash goes off the air.)

EMF: Whiplash

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Sirius Jericho!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Sirius Jericho comes in looking serious, glares down the ref SERIOUS, and the ref runs under the ring in fear. ]

JR - and his opponent, Christopher Haynes!!!

Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. ***

[Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Sirius Jericho drops Christopher Haynes with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Earl Hebner checks Christopher Haynes's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Sirius Jericho superkicks Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes gets hit with the shooting star press from Sirius Jericho. The ref starts the count. ...1 Christopher Haynes kicks out. Now Christopher Haynes standing. Christopher Haynes jabs Sirius Jericho. Christopher Haynes hits him with a back fist. ]

JR - back fist!

[Christopher Haynes with an Aztecan suplex on Sirius Jericho sends him to the mat. Christopher Haynes is back on his feet. Christopher Haynes applies an arm wrench to Sirius Jericho. Sirius Jericho moves back to his feet. Christopher Haynes executes a jawbreakeron Sirius Jericho. Christopher Haynes fist drops Sirius Jericho on the mat. Christopher Haynes is up again. Christopher Haynes covers Sirius Jericho hooking the leg. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Sirius Jericho kicks out. Sirius Jericho climbs to his feet. Sirius Jericho trys for a shoulderbreaker but Christopher Haynes avoids it. Sirius Jericho tackles Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes moves back to his feet. Christopher Haynes tackles Sirius Jericho. Sirius Jericho is back on his feet. Sirius Jericho gives Christopher Haynes a reverse neckbreaker. Sirius Jericho is up again. Sirius Jericho executes a corkscrew legdrop on Christopher Haynes. Sirius Jericho moves back to his feet. Christopher Haynes is back on his feet. Sirius Jericho hits Christopher Haynes with a running powerbomb on to the mat. Christopher Haynes gets hit with the shooting star press from Sirius Jericho. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Christopher Haynes kicks out. Christopher Haynes is back on his feet. Christopher Haynes gets locked in the double chicken wing. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) Sirius Jericho breaks the hold. Sirius Jericho gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes stands up. Sirius Jericho climbs to his feet. Christopher Haynes jabs Sirius Jericho. Christopher Haynes with an Aztecan suplex on Sirius Jericho sends him to the mat. Christopher Haynes moves back to his feet. Christopher Haynes goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Sirius Jericho kicks out. Now Sirius Jericho standing. Sirius Jericho picks Christopher Haynes up and side slams him to the mat. ]

JR - Good side slam by Sirius Jericho.

[Christopher Haynes climbs to his feet. Sirius Jericho gouges Christopher Haynes's eyes out. Sirius Jericho hits Christopher Haynes with a heart punch. Christopher Haynes clotheslines Sirius Jericho. Christopher Haynes executes a jawbreakeron Sirius Jericho. Christopher Haynes chants start. Christopher Haynes climbs to his feet. Christopher Haynes hooks Sirius Jericho and drives him down with the Trick Flipper. Sirius Jerihco is down on the mat. Christopher Haynes covers Sirius Jericho hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, Christopher Haynes!!!

(The copyright information is shown on the screen. We go into a highlight video of the feud of Zack Ryder and the Wretched Nobody. Followed by Zack Ryder winning a title match. We get one shot of Zack Ryder staring down the Wretched Nobody just as a match is about to start. We open up to a introduction screen that welcomes us to Whiplash 2021. The lights are turned out from the Phoenix Suns arena. Pyrotechincs rain down. The lights turn on and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera takes a few shots of the crowd. Then finally it shows the location information.)

JR-Tonight we are in Phoenix, Arizona. Welcome to the 2021 edition of Whiplash. Hell and welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King we have a great show lined up for you filled with championship matches.

King-Including Zack Ryder and the Wretched Nobody facing off for the World Championship.

Kris Gaffney- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

JR-Let’s get started with the opening match of the night.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-Killer Tschida has touted his past accomplishments, this week he has a chance to make new one’s.

King-There is a lot of questions I have.

Kris Gaffney-Just stop, it’s just going to end poorly.

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

JR-Azar Vulcan is not going to be easy to defeat however.

King-I think a lot of people have learned that.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see how Killer Tschida does.

[Killer Tschida and Azar Vulcan stare down as the bell rings. Killer Tschida and Azar Vulcan throw fists to the face. Killer Tschida ducks under one of the fists, and he runs towards the ropes, Azar Vulcan is able to hit a spin kick to the gut doubling over Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida is able to surprise Azar Vulcan with a hard diving clothesline. Killer Tschida is able to hit a few mounted fists to the face. Azar Vulcan is able to flip Killer Tschida over, and he tries to get up to his feet in the corner. Killer Tschida is able to quickly close the gap between himself and Azar Vulcan. Killer pushes Azar into the corner. Killer Tschida hits a hard knife edge chop to the chest that makes the crowd yell WOOOOOO, and Killer Tschida hits another chop to the chest that gives the same result. Killer Tschida attempts whip him to the other side of the ring, but it’s reversed by Azar Vulcan. Azar attempts to follow Killer Tschida into the corner, but Killer Tschida is able to use the corner to go over the top of Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan turns around right into the Killer Kick right into the chin. Azar Vulcan goes down on the mat, and Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan. Killer Tschida stares down the ref, but he doesn’t argue. He waits for Azar Vulcan to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he attempts to hook on an arm bar to attempt to drive him down to the mat.]

JR-Killer Tschida is attempting to go for the Tschida lock!!

King-How do you know? He could just be going for an arm bar.

Kris Gaffney-Either way very dangerous in the book of Chris Jericho.

[Azar Vulcan is able block the attempt at the Tschida lock, and he rolls through. Azar Vulcan gets up with the help of the ropes. Azar Vulcan see’s Killer Tschida running towards him, Azar Vulcan throws him over the top rope, but Killer Tschida is able to land on the apron, Killer hits a hard forearm shot and he tries to go back into the ring, but it’s countered with a knee to the face. Azar Vulcan grabs Killer Tschida’s head, and he brings him over the middle rope,a nd he connects with a elevated swinging neck breaker on the middle rope. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…..KICK OUT by Killer Tschida. Azar Vulcan takes a few moments to rest up after taking the moves earlier in the match. Both wrestlers get up fairly quickly, Killer Tschida throws a wild fist to the face of Azar Vulcan, but it’s ducked under by Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida gets hit with a few fists to face by Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan is able to whip Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida bounces off of the ropes. Azar Vulcan lowers his head, and he connects with a back body drop that sends Killer Tschida flying through the air. Killer Tschida gets up stunned, and Azar Vulcan kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he plants him down on the mat with a brain buster!! Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2……………………………KICK OUT AT THE VERY LAST SPLIT SECOND by Killer Tschida. Azar Vulcan looks like he’s getting angry.]

JR-This new comer might be frustrating Azar.

King-He might be a new comer here, but he has experience in other places.

Kris Gaffney-He is in fact an efederation legend.

King-….

[Azar Vulcan waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan goes for the Money Maker, but Killer Tschida is able to duck under. Azar Vulcan turns around into an arm bar, Killer tries to get Azar Vulcan down on the mat. Azar is able to roll out of it. Killer Tschida gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Killer runs towards Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan throws him, Killer almost goes into the ref, Killer turns around and gets dropped by the Money Maker. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..2……3!]

JR-I’m not sure if that was intentional, or Azar just taking advantage of the ref’s position, but it was effective.

("Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System and the team of Mickie James, Rebecca Michelle and Maria Kanellis head out on to the ramp.)

JR: This is a strange match where the rules change with each elimination....

King: Annoyingly, the first fall is just a normal match....

Kris: That's because it was chosen by the boring non-lesbian team!

("Everything is Awesome!" plays over the PA System next as Laura Cena, Ashley Irvine and Christy Hemme head out.)

JR: Poor Christy was put through hell by Mickie and Rebecca just over a week ago....

King: We all live in hope of seeing more footage!

Kris: Don't hold your breath...

(The bell sounds and the match is underway. Ashley starts the match for her team, which prompts Mickie James to demand she starts for hers. They circle the ring and then Ashley charges at Mickie and takes her down with a clothesline. Mickie climbs up but Ashley grabs her and applies a headlock. She keeps it locked in for a moment but Mickie then reaches out and gropes Ashley's chest, causing her to shriek and release the hold. Mickie takes advantage, grabbing her and hitting a suplex. Mickie smirks at Laura, and then heads over and tags in Rebecca Michelle. Rebecca comes in plants Ashley, who has just gotten up, back down with a DDT. She then blows a kiss to Christy Hemme, who tries to get into the ring to get to her, but the referee rushes over to hold Christy back. While he's distracted, Rebecca throws Ashley into the corner, and Maria starts to choke her with the tag rope. The referee turns around so Maria stops and Ashley stumbles out of the corner and Rebecca grabs her with a school girl pin for 1...... 2...... kick out! Ashley jumps to her feet and Rebecca runs at her, but Ashley quickly scoops her up and nails the Bolder Holder! Ashley covers Rebecca for 1...... 2..... kick out!)

JR: Mickie's team proving early on that they'll win the mindgames battle if Laura's team isn't careful.....

King: There's a lot of bad blood between these two teams.

(Ashley picks Rebecca back up, but Rebecca hits some elbows and dives across the ring, making the tag to Maria Kanellis. Maria comes in and charges at Ashley and takes her down with a clothesline. She picks Ashley up and throws her into the corner, where Ashley falls to a seated position. Maria taunts to the crowd and runs and hits a Bronco Buster on Ashley! After she stops, Ashley stumbles out of the corner, but as Maria approaches, Ashley catches her off guard with a strong right hand, and then Laura Cena steals a blind tag, which Ashley notices. Ashley whips Maria into the ropes, and as she bounces off them, Laura sneaks into the ring and hits a huge SPEAR on Maria. Maria stumbles up, right into a Royally Screwed from Laura! Laura hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... 3! Maria Kanellis is eliminated from the match!)

JR: Now it's a 3 on 2 match.... but it transitions into a Bra and Panties match!

King: Oh good.... now it'll be fun!

Kris: Mickie and Rebecca have to hope they can make up ground during the stipulations they chose....

(Laura points at Mickie James, and dares her to get into the ring. Mickie smirks and goes to do so, but then stops, and lets Rebecca enter the ring instead. Rebecca runs at Laura, but Laura connects with a Super Kick, and then goes over, and makes the tag to Christy Hemme. Hemme leaps into the ring and quickly starts hammering away on Rebecca Michelle with hard right hands. Rebecca is shrieking and trying to block one of the shots, but she can't. Hemme then takes Rebecca down with a snapmere, and follows it up with a dropkick. Hemme then runs over and hits a cheap shot on Mickie James, but Mickie is ready for her and grabs hold of her. She holds Hemme by the hair and then proceeds to try and kiss her... but Hemme hits another shot and staggers Mickie. During the distraction, however, Rebecca Michelle has crawled along the mat and reaches up and grabs Christy's skirt, pulling it down and revealing her red thong to the crowd who cheer. Christy spins round as Rebecca gets up and Rebecca kicks her in the midsection and goes for a DDT, but Hemme hits some wlbows and knocks her back. Hemme kicks Rebecca in the midsection and then plants her down with the Twist of Fate! She then dives across the ring, making the tag to Laura Cena. Laura comes into the ring as Rebecca is stumbling up, holding her head, and quickly pulls down Rebecca's pants, leaving her in a black thong and getting revenge for Christy. Rebecca shrieks and leaps across the ring, tagging in Mickie James. Mickie comes in quickly and takes Laura down with a clothesline. Laura stumbles up and then eats another clothesline. She springs to her feet and as Mickie goes for another, Laura ducks underneath it, and then as Mickie turns around, Laura connects with a fist to Mickie's chest. Mickie goes down hard and Laura taunts her and then hits the 5 knuckle shuffle, completing the double fist. Mickie stumbles up and Laura grabs her and yanks off her top, leaving her in a black bra that seems to be co-ordinated with Rebecca. Mickie shrieks and goes for the Mick Kick on Laura, but Laura grabs her foot and nails a Drop Toe Hold and applies the WT.... H on Mickie! Mickie is scraming and reaching for the ropes but suddenly Rebecca re-enters the ring and before anyone notices her, she pulls down Laura's pants, leaving her in her pink thong (because it's Sunday)! Laura leaps up and looks shocked. Rebecca smirks at her and Laura kicks her in the midsection, and drills her down with the Royally Screwed! She goes over and makes the tag to Christy Hemme. Christy climbs to the top rope and drops down with the Flaming Firecrotch Guillotine on Rebecca! Laura is about to help Hemme strip Rebecca but they clearly forgot all about Mickie, who hurls Hemme out of the ring behind Laura. Laura picks Rebecca up, but Mickie spins Laura round, kicks her in the midsection and nails the Mickie-DT! Her and Rebecca then proceed to strip Laura to her pink bra and eliminate her from the match!)

JR: There's no DQs in a Bra and Panties match.... I guess Laura forgot about that, and it let Rebecca sneak in and turn the tide.

King: In a match like this... never, ever turn your back on Mickie James....

Kris: She's dangerous in more ways than one.

(Laura tries to argue with the referee but he's not interested and tells her to leave the ring. Rebecca and Mickie wave her goodbye and smirk. Christy and Mickie are now legal, and the stipulation changes to having to spank your opponent into submission. Christy goes to clothesline Mickie, but Rebecca pushes Mickie out of harms way and takes the clothesline for her. This lets Mickie postion herself and as Christy turns towards her, Mickie connects with a Mick Kick! Mickie grabs Christy and positions her over her knee and starts to spank her. Christy shrieks and tries to get away, but doesn't actually seem bothered by this. Eventually she is able to elbow Mickie hard enough to get away from her. She jumps to her feet, and then hurls Mickie across the ring into the corner where she tags in Rebecca. Hemme goes across and tags in Ashley. Ashley comes into the ring and hits a right hand on Rebecca, but Rebecca retaliatess by blasting Ashley with something. We then see that she was holding a paddle that she retrieved from somewhere before tagging in. She hits Ashley in the head with it again while Ashley is on the ground. Christy goes to get into the ring but Mickie pulls her off the apron and hurls her into the ring steps while Rebecca pulls down Ashley's shots and leaves her in her pink thong. She then begins to spank Ashley with the paddle. Ashley tries to recover, but as she does, Mickie slides into the ring and kicks her in the head again, allowing Rebecca to keep her grip. Rebecca keeps blasting her with the paddle and Mickie starts helping out, using her hands. Ashley is shrieking in pain and calling for Christy, but Christy hasn't recovered. Suddenly Laura Cena runs back down to rindside, still in her underwear. She is holding a towel, which she throws into the ring. The referee calls for the bell and Ashley has been eliminated.)

JR: Laura Cena just quit on Ashley's behalf....

King: She could have just got in the ring and helped her?

Kris: But then she'd have to suffer through this next stipulation.... the Vaginal Claw match...

(Mickie and Rebecca don't stop taking it out on Ashley, so at this point, Laura does roll into the ring and hammer away on Mickie with right hands. Rebecca dumps Ashley down and tries to hit Laura with the paddle, but Laura kicks it back at Rebecca and it hits Rebecca in the head. Mickie charges at Laura and Laura scoops her up, looking for the Royally Screwed. Mickie hits an elbow to the head and Laura drops Mickie to the mat, and Mickie lands on her feet. Mickie is about to retaliate when she let's out a scream.... and looks down to see Christy Hemme has slid into the ring, and locked in the Vaginal Claw under Mickie's skirt! The rules stated it just had to be applied, not a submission, and so Mickie is eliminated.)

JR: And as quickly as that.... we're tied up again.

King: And now we get perhaps the weirest chosen stipulation.... a casket match!

Kris: Why did anyone want this?

(Laura uses the distraction to get Ashley out of the ring, and is helping her up the ramp. Mickie also exits, looking annoyed. Rebecca gets to her feet as some stage workers bring out a casket, and she stares at Christy, who smirks back at her, and motions towards it. Rebecca lunges at Christy, but Christy ducks under her clothesline attempt and then hits a clothesline of her own, taking her down. Christy vaults to the top rope and as Rebecca gets up, she jumps off and hits a hurricanrana, sending Rebecca flying across the ring. Christy spots the paddle that Rebecca dropped, and picks it up and smirks, before spanking Rebecca with it as she shrieks and tries to get away, but Christy holds her in place and continues the assault for a bit, before hitting her over the head with it. Christy shouts something to Rebecca that we can't hear, but she seems angry. She picks Rebecca up, but Rebecca rakes the eyes. Christy stumbles back, and Rebecca plants her down with the Siren Song! Rebecca rolls Hemme over to the side of the ring with the casket and then kicks Hemme under the bottom rope, into the casket. She climbs out onto the apron to grab the lid, but Hemme reaches out and grabs Rebecca by the ankle and pulls her down. Rebecca falls and lands in the casket too where the two of them trade blows with force until the casket topples over and they both spill to the ground. They continue trading blows on the floor.)

JR: Their history dates back nearly 10 years..... and both would love to bury their demons here tonight.

King: Can't we go back to the previous stipulations? They were sexier...

(Christy gets the better of the exchange and then climbs to her feet. She repositions the casket, but as she does, Rebecca gets up behind her, grabs her from behind and executes a choke drop, taking her down. Rebecca picks her back up, and bounces Christy's head off the casket. She positions Christy against it, and tries to clothesline her in, but Christy counters with a big back body drop, and drops Rebecca into the casket. Hemme runs round it and tries to slam the lid, but Rebecca kicks her leg out and blocks it, though it seems to hurt her. Christy re-opens it, and Rebecca dives out and falls to the floor. She tries to get up but it clutching the leg that got shut in the casket. Christy takes advantage by grabbing her and drilling her down to the floor with the Twist of Fate! Rather than try and get Rebecca into the casket, Hemme starts unloading on her face with right hands, and eventually, she busts Rebecca open slightly. Rebecca shrieks when she notices this and kicks Hemme away. Hemme comes back and picks her up, but Rebecca pushes her away hard and Hemme slams into the casket. Rebecca notices the opening and clothesline her hard into it. However Rebecca then collapses to the floor, and can't get to the lid to shut it. She's holding her leg, but also seems dazed.)

JR: Christy Hemme in an awkward position.... but she seems to have done enough damage to buy herself some time...

(Rebecca eventually pulls herself up with help from the ring apron but by this time, Hemme has started to crawl out of the casket. Rebecca grabs hold of Hemme, who is hanging out of the casket, and drops her to the floor with a DDT. Rebecca is still grabbing at her leg and not moving properly, but she picks Hemme up again, and tries to whip her into the casket, but Hemme reverses it and sends Rebecca flying into the casket. Rebecca lands inside and Hemme goes behind the casket, and acts like she's going to close it, but then she hesitates, and doesn't. Rebecca sits up, and tries to get out of the casket, and Christy grabs her head, and then proceeds to kiss Rebecca to cheers from the crowd! Rebecca doesn't even fight it, but seems confused, and eventually Hemme breaks away, positions Rebecca, and then Hemme cracks the lid of the caskey down on her head! She does this a couple more times for good measure, and then waves to Rebecca, before pushing her back in, and slamming the lid, ending the match.)

JR: And after all that, Christy Hemme picks up a win that might mean more to her than any championship she ever won....

King: And she seals it by giving Rebecca the kiss of death...

Kris: Wonder where she learned that?

(“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage he checks his watch…to make sure that it is in fact clobbering time. He walks down to the ring, and he enters the ring.)

JR-CM Punk is a grand slam champion. In most recent times he had some success as a tag team ranks.

King-Until he got injured…

As my music comes across the PA system I walk out to the stage. I stand there and lift both my arms and there is pro. I then walk down the ramp up the stairs and through the middle to the ring.

JR-Ray Revenge is having his first match tonight.

King-Somehow I think he know how good he is.

Kris Gaffney-If only there was a match we could see before they get on television.

[CM Punk rolls his fist as he waits for the bell. The bell rings as CM Punk is able to throw forearm shots to the face of Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge is able to duck under one of the fists to the face. CM Punk turns around, and Ray Revenge drops him with a head lock take down. Ray Revenge hooks on a side head lock, and he puts on the pressure. CM Punk tries to find a way out of the hold. Ray Revenge gets up to his feet. CM Punk looks for a way out of the hold. Ray Revenge holds on the pressure as CM Punk is trying to get up to his feet. CM Punk backs Ray Revenge to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Ray Revenge bounces off of the ropes, and CM Punk hits a shoulder block that puts him down on the mat. Ray Revenge is waiting for CM Punk to get up to his feet, and once he does. Ray Revenge picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam that puts him down on the mat. Ray Revenge drops an elbow drop on CM Punk. Ray Revenge goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………KICK OUT by CM Punk. Ray Revenge gets up to his feet, and he whips him to the corner. CM Punk hits into the corner. CM Punk staggers out of the corner. Ray Revenge picks up CM Punk, and he drops him with a back breaker. With CM Punk down, but clearly not enough for the pin attempt. Ray Revenge calls for the code breaker as CM Punk tries to get up to his feet with the help of the ropes.]

JR-This might not be a good idea for CM Punk to get to his feet right now.

King-But wrestlers never listen.

Kris Gaffney-They never do.

[Ray Revenge goes for the code breaker, but CM Punk is able to block it by throwing him off into the corner, and CM Punk runs towards Ray Revenge, and he connects with a running high knee, CM Punk turns around. CM Punk hooks him and drops Ray Revenge for a running bulldog. CM Punk takes a few moments to rest up. CM Punk goes to the outside of the ring, and he waits for Ray Revenge to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, and he sling shots himself on the top rope, and CM Punk connects with a flying clothesline.]

JR-CM Punk hits the flying clothesline.

King-That’s a good sign…it feels like if he was going to be hit with the code breaker it would have been right there.

[CM Punk waits for Ray Revenge to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. CM Punk lifts up Ray to his shoulders. Ray struggles out of the back. CM Punk turns right into the Code breaker!! CM Punk is down. Ray goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Ray Revenge however finds a way to hit the Codebreaker, and gets the win.

King-I knew the code breaker was going to happen then.

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-Tommy Malone last month was the world champion. However this month he’s going back to where it all began for him.

King-We’ll see if he has similar success.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain there is someone in the jobber division who doesn’t like to be reminded about that.

King-Oh well…

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas has been an impressive champion however .

King-He’s certainly Melon God approved.

Kris Gaffney-For the time being right?

King-True.

[Ricky Vegas and Tommy Malone start out the match, and he throw fists to the face. Neither of them are backing down. Finally Ricky Vegas hits a knee lift, Tommy Malone runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. But Tommy Malone is able to go for diving clothesline, but Ricky Vegas ducks under, and he kicks him in the gut. Ricky Vegas runs to the ropes, and drops Tommy Malone with a swinging neck breaker. Tommy Malone is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Ricky Vegas lifts up Tommy Malone, and he drops him with another body slam. Tommy Malone gets picked up, and dropped with another body slam to complete the three of a kind. Ricky Vegas quickly goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…….KICK OUT by Tommy Malone. Ricky Vegas hits a few stomps, and he backs up. He goes into the corner, and he yells for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He turns towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas attempts to go for the full house, but Tommy Malone is able to duck under, and hurls him over the top rope, but Ricky Vegas is able to land on the apron. Tommy Malone turns around, and Ricky Vegas hits a hang man that staggers back Tommy Malone.]

JR-The former world champion might be in trouble here.

King-The game isn’t over yet.

Kris Gaffney-And other gambling references.

King-This is like the Gambler’s dream match…where is he when you need him?

[Ricky Vegas goes to the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top rope, but it’s countered by Tommy Malone running up to the top rope, and he grabs Ricky Vegas arm and he connects with an arm drag off of the top rope. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Both wrestlers slowly get up to their feet. Ricky Vegas goes for a wild fist to the face of Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone ducks under. Tommy Malone lifts up Ricky Vegas, and he connects with an inverted atomic drop. Tommy Malone backs up into the ropes, and he connects with a clothesline. Ricky Vegas hits hard into the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Tommy Malone grabs Ricky Vegas and hurls him towards the ring post. Ricky Vegas hits into the ring post face first, and he staggers backwards. Ricky Vegas gets set up, and dropped with a sit down spinning power bomb into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2…………KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas!! Tommy Malone takes a few moments to rest up, and he goes over to the corner. Tommy Malone pulls himself up in the corner. Ricky Vegas runs towards him, Tommy Malone connects with a boot to the face that staggers Ricky back. Ricky Vegas attempts to attack him again, but Tommy Malone hooks Ricky Vegas, and he drops him with an inverted Russian leg sweep into the turnbuckle. Tommy Malone waits for Ricky Vegas to stagger out of the corner. Tommy Malone drops Ricky Vegas with an Irish stun gun that plants Ricky Vegas into the mat.]

JR-The challenger is making a come back.

King-Ricky Vegas is finding out why Tommy Malone was a world champion.

Kris Gaffney-This is true.

[Tommy Malone waits for Ricky Vegas, what he was going for, we will never know because Ricky is able to take down Tommy Malone and he locks in the black jack, but quickly Tommy Malone counters with a roll through. Ricky strikes the ring post. Tommy Malone quickly goes to the second rope, and drops him with a liberation driver!! Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!]

JR-Ricky seemed to have a moment where he thought he had it, but Tommy Malone had one more counter than Ricky did.

Kris Gaffney-You think Ken Shamrock ever wonders why they don’t just do that move the way he used to?

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Walter Melon has had many wars over the years, I’m certain that the name Connor Wicklow has come up a time or two.

King-I guess the Melon Gods said it was time for that to happen.

Kris Gaffney-Does Connor know this?

(“Off the chain” blasts on the PA system. Connor Wicklow walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Connor was very successful.

King-But he’s never faced GOD.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

[Walter Melon and Connor Wicklow pace around the ring. Walter Melon pushes back Connor inot the corner, Water Melon goes for a fist to the face of Wicklow. Wicklow is able to duck out of the corner, and Walter Melon turns around, and Connor Wicklow hits a spinning elbow to the side of the head that makes Walter Melon stagger backwards. Connor Wicklow hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and he falls against the ropes. Connor Wicklow attempts to whip Walter Melon to the ropes, and he does. Walter Melon bounces off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow goes for a clothesline, but Walter Melon is able to duck under and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the other side of the ring. Connor Wicklow jumps in the air, and he puts down Walter Melon with a back elbow to the face. Connor Wicklow waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Connor Wicklow kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him, and he puts him down on the mat with a double under hook back breaker. Connor Wicklow goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by Walter Melon!! Walter Melon crawls towards the ropes, and he looks to the crowd, and their all Ashley Irvine who yell “WATERMELON!!”. He shakes his head, and their back to normal. Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet, and he pulls Walter Melon up with him.]

JR-I’m unsure why we just saw Walter Melon’s delusion.

King-It’s because the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-Somehow I’m not shocked.

[Connor Wicklow hooks Walter Melon for a suplex, but Walter Melon is able to shift his weight, and he kicks Connor Wicklow in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT. Walter Melon takes a few moments to rest up, both wrestlers get up to his feet. Connor Wicklow throws a wild fist to the face, and Walter Melon ducks under. Walter Melon lifts up Connor Wicklow, and he puts him down on the mat with a falling slam.]

JR-Walter might have set up for the Fruit Smash splash.

King-That’s because of what the Melon Gods want.

Kris Gaffney-If only they told us that.

King-Your head would explode of they talked to you.

[Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off, but Connor Wicklow moves out of the way. Walter Melon gets up feeling the effects of the missed. Conner connects with the Code Zero. Connor goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!]

JR-Connor Wicklow is able to take advantage of a mistake by Walter Melon.

King-It’s not a mistake when that’s just the plan of the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder if anyone is ever going to get sick of this?

King-NOPE!

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. There is no Kenny Omegrape…suddenly he bursts out of the EMF tron riding a giant grape like a bull. He gets thrown into the ring.)

JR- Kenny Omegrape is looking to become a IC champion once again.

King-It’ll happen…unless the Melon Gods don’t want it, then it won’t.

Kris Gaffney-………..

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Let’s not forget that Brandon Leno took the title from the Melon Club.

King-I guess that’s because they wanted Kenny to win it.

Kris Gaffney-If only I had the Melon Gods on my side…

[Kenny Omegrape eats grapes. Brandon Leno shrugs. Kenny OMegrape and Brandon Leno locks up, and Leno is able to hook him into an arm bar. Brandon Leno holds on the pressure on Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is able to push him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Leno hits a hard shoulder block that puts down Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape throws a wild fist to the face, and he ducks under, and he connects with a belly to back suplex that puts down Kenny Omegrape. Brandon Leno jumps in the air, and he goes for a fist drop, but Kenny Omegrape moves out of the way. Kenny Omegrape waits for Brandon Leno to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape lifts him up, but Brandon Leno is able to struggle out of the back. Kenny Omegrape is able to struggle out of the back. Brandon Leno waits for Kenny Omegrape to turn around, and Brandon Leno hits a super kick that puts him down on the mat, and Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Brandon Leno takes a few moments to consider what he is going to do next, and he watches what Kenny Omegrape does. Kenny gets up in the corner, Brandon Leno closes the gap between himself and Kenny Omegrape. Brandon Leno hits a knee lift into the gut of Kenny Omegrape, and then another one.]

JR-Brandon Leno keeping on the pressure Kenny Omegrape.

King-The Melon Gods have a plan.

Kris Gaffney-If only they’d let us know of this plan ahead of time.

[Kenny Omegrape gets set up for a purple haze piledriver, Brandon Leno lifts up Kenny Omegrape, but Kenny Omegrape is able to shift his weight enough to keep on the ground. Kenny Omegrape counters with a back body drop that sends Brandon Leno flying down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape staggers to the ropes. He holds himself up with the help of the ropes. Brandon Leno runs otwards him, and Kenny Omegrape is able to counter it with a hot shot that sends Brandon Leno flying towards the ropes, and he connects with his neck. Brandon Leno holds his throat as he staggers out of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape connects with the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper to the side of the head putting down Brandon Leno. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………..KICK OUT by Brandon Leno!! Kenny Omegrape takes a few moments to rest up. Brandon Leno gets up in the corner, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running drop kick on Brandon Leno. Kenny Omegrape backs out of the corner, and he hooks him and he drops him with a northern lights suplex. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……….KICK OUT by Brandon Leno.]

JR-Kenny might have Brandon Leno in trouble here.

King-Are you ever in trouble when you have god on your side??

Kris Gaffney-Only when god says that they aren’t going to give you help.

King-That’s only because they planned it that way.

[Kenny Omegrape lifts up Brandon Leno and he hooks him into an attempt at the Geese lightning, but it’s countered with a knee to the face as Brandon Leno brings him up, and Kenny drops Brandon. Brandon hooks on the Acid Trip right in the middle of the ring. Kenny tries to counter. Kenny fights it. After a while Kenny has no choice but to tap out. Brandon Leno wins via submission.]

JR-Excellent win by the IC champion.

King-You mean it’s because the Melon Gods said that’s how it was going to go.

(“Find the real” blasts on the PA system. Jesica Cole-Mann walks out on the stage, she walks down to the ring making comments to some of the crowd members about having fake boobs. She steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I’m not what to make of this next match.

King-a woman who is better than everyone and a princess.

Kris Gaffney-Hard choice.

(“How strong do you think I am” blasts on the PA system. Catherine Walker walks out on the stage wearing her tiara and normal ring gears. She spins around, and she throws her hair over. She gives a princess wave even though the crowd is booing her. Catherine Walker steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This woman has changed.

King-I’m surprised she’s lasted this long as a heel…we all remember how her parents fared with that…

Kris Gaffney-Let’s not talk about that….that’s X-Cold rule 1….next to…

*Road Dogg standing next to Kris making a stabbing motion*

[Jesica Cole-Mann yells to the crowd who is yelling that there champion doesn’t want to be all natural like her. Catherine yells that she’s flat, JCM yells back she’s all natural and she doesn’t want to be. Catherine hits a slap to the face, and she yells about her being flat. Catherine Walker hits a few forearm shots to the face. She whips her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Catherine Walker jumps in the air, and she connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks Jesica Cole-Mann down on the mat. JCM is slow to get up to her feet, and Catherine hits an SMS kick the jaw that makes Jesica Cole-Mann on the ropes, and she falls face first into the mat. Catherine Walker runs to the ropes, she comes off of the ropes, and she drops a running elbow drop to the back of JCM. Catherine Walker goes into the cover on Jesica Cole-Mann. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2……..KICK OUT by JCM. Catherine Walker picks up Jesica Cole –Mann, and she drops her with a body slam. Catherine Walker climbs up to the top rope.]

JR-It looks like that Catherine is looking to take a chance.

King-I’m unsure where Catherine gets this…neither her mother or father did various flips off of the top rope.

Kris Gaffney-Depending where you saw him…X-Cold would do moonsaults across the ring.

[Catherine Walker jumps backwards, and flips through the air for the OMG, but at the last moment JCM moves out of the way. Catherine Walker crashes and burns. She seems to be having issues to regain her breath. Catherine Walker is slow to get up to her feet, JCM kicks her into the ropes, and Catherine falls into the middle rope. JCM pulls her through the ropes, and she starts to club her chest, she starts to screech like she’s about to die, she rakes the eyes of JCM. Catherine falls out of the ropes, and she clunches her chest. She runs angry at the corner, but JCM is able to move out of the way and throws her into the corner. JCM waits for Catherine to stagger out, and she drops her with a reverse neck breaker. JCM goes to the outside of the ring.]

JR-JCM might be going to end this match.

King-This might do more than end this match.

[JCM climbs out, but she realizes that Jordyn Jade is on the stage staring her down. This causes allows Catherine to run up to the top rope, and she hits a super arm drag. JCM is slow to get up. Catherine Walker lifts up JCM, and she drops her with the Princess Power!! JCM seems out of it. Catherine Walker goes into the cover on JCM. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-JCM might have had it, but she got distracted.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-These two are no stranger to each other.

King-I’m certain that Wretch will always remember his battles with Zack Ryder.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not in the most positive light.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

King-Or maybe Wretch does consider it positive.

JR-The Wretched Nobody seems to enjoy battles, I would not be surprised King.

[The Wretched Nobody stares down his long time rival Zack Ryder who is pumping up the crowd. Zack Ryder turns to the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody connects with a head butt that knocks Zack Ryder backwards. Zack Ryder yells BRO, NOT COOL. Zack Ryder throws a wild fist to the face. But the Wretched Nobody ducks under. Zack Ryder turns around, and the Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat. Zack Ryder fights out with a few kicks to the gut, and this breaks the grip of the Wretched Nobody. Zack Ryder runs to the ropes, and he jumps in the air for a cross body block. The Wretched Nobody catches Zack Ryder. The Wretched Nobody drops Zack Ryder with a rib breaker. The Wretched Nobody stands back and watches where Ryder goes after that. Zack Ryder pulls himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Zack Ryder goes into the corner, the Wretched Nobody rusn towards the corner, and he connects with a running clothesline in the corner. The Wretched Nobody hurls Zack Ryder out of the corner. Zack Ryder hits the mat, and he is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder turns around towards the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody once again grabs Zack Ryder around the throat. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a choke slam back breaker known as the spine chiller. Zack Ryder seems to be out of it. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2……………KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!!]

King-I’m certain that Wretch didn’t expect that.

JR-I highly doubt that King. The Wretched Nobody has faced Zack Ryder more than once, especially when the world championships on the line.

Kris Gaffney- Think he’ll have web footage of that kick out?

[The Wretched Nobody goes into the corner, and he motions for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet and turns around the Wretched Nobody goes for a trephination, but Zack Ryder is able to duck under, and the Wretched Nobody turns around, and he gets hit with a running ezuguri to the side of the head. This dazes the Wretched Nobody. Zack Ryder drops him with a DDT. Zack Ryder can’t follow up however, the Wretched Nobody rolls away, and he gets up with the help of the ropes, and one he’s up to his feet. Zack Ryder hits a few fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody, and he tries to whip him ot the ropes, but it’s reversed by the Wretched Nobody, and the Wretched Nobody goes for another trephination. But Zack Ryder ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot that staggers Wretch to the corner. Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running clothesline that connects in the corner with a clothesline. The Wretched Nobody is in a seated position. Zack Ryder backs up, and does the fist pump, woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, and he connects with the broski boot.]

JR-Zack Ryder connects with the Broski boot.

King-I think he wants more.

Kris Gaffney-Just give us the web ring footage already!!

[Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, he calls for the rough ryder. The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet, and Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but the Wretched Nobody is able to duck under. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat. Zack Ryder breaks his grip with a double axe handle. Zack Ryder runs to the ropes. The Wretched Nobody flattens him with the Trephination!! The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder trying to gain momentum walked right into the trephination.

King-It is very sudden…can’t blame him too much.

(The Wretched Nobody celebrates his win as Whiplash goes off the air.)