EMF: Whiplash

(The copyright information is shown on the screen, and we go into a highlight video of how all the matches tonight came together. Once it ends, an announcer welcomes us to Whiplash 2011 over an introduction screen. We go into the darken around in Detroit as pyrotechnics blasts on the specially made stage. Finally they end, and the lights turn on, fans yell, and wave their signs. Some says say “Uber sign”, “Christian smashed Hot Topic”, and “What? Rad?”)

JR-Welcome to Whiplash, I’m good ol’ JR, along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-We got quite a show, headlined by Dan Godwin facing MITB winner MxMxPunk, and Dewey Pond.

Kris Gaffney-MxMxPunk has made history by being the first MITB winner to go the distance, but will he also be known as the first MITB loser?

King-That would not be so good.

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I think Rad has a hearing problem.

King-Or he’s a Stone Cold fan.

JR-STONE COLD!

Kris Gaffney-You just had to get him started…

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Abyss won a few matches that has found his way in the thick of the TV raise.

King-But he has failed to find a way to close the deal.

Kris Gaffney-That’s always the hard part…

[Rad Hazard and Abyss pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Rad Hazard goes behind Abyss, and puts Abyss into a hammer lock, and holds the hold. Once the idea registered that Rad is really doing this, Abyss hits a back elbow to the face of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard stumbles back in pain, and Abyss charges at Rad Hazard ducks under a big boot to the face, and Abyss is now crutched on the top rope as he was too close to the ropes to go for that move, obviously he let his temper to get the better of him there as he is now regretting it. Rad Hazard see’s this chance, and he runs to the ropes, and spring boards off of the ropes, and comes off of the ropes with a drop kick that connects with Abyss that sends him over the top rope, and he crashes on the floor. Abyss is slow to get up to his feet, and Rad Hazard goes over to the ring rope, and sets up, and uses the ropes to sling shots himself over the top rope, and goes for a suicide dive over the top rope with a suicide cross body block, but Rad Hazard is caught by Abyss who holds him for a moment, and then puts him over his shoulder, and charges at the ring post. But before he goes into the ring post as clearly Abyss is looking to long dart him into the ring post. Rad Hazard is able to slide out of the back, and Rad Hazard pushes Abyss into the ring post. Rad Hazard watches as Abyss crashes into the ring post, and he grabs at his shoulder which hit into the ring post. Rad Hazard comes up from behind him, and throws him into the ring. Rad Hazard climbs up to the apron. He would climb up to the top rope, but before he can, Abyss charges at him still in pain, but a little angry to care. Rad Hazard uses the ropes to sling shot under the ropes, and under Abyss. Abyss turns around, and Rad Hazard hits a reverse, sitdown jaw breaker on Abyss. Abyss falls to the ropes, and is in pain. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, Abyss goes for a big boot on Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard ducks it, and continues to the other side of the ring, he leaps on the second rope, and leaps from there as Abyss turns around, Rad Hazard hits a cross body block that he was looking for earlier when he leaps over the top rope, this time it hits. Abyss is down, and Rad Hazard holds him down for the cover. The ref counts the 1…………………………2……………………..Abyss powers out of the cover, and Rad Hazard goes flying across the ring, and Rad Hazard looks at Abyss surprised at his power. Even though that they have fought before. Obviously Rad still can’t believe anyone can be that powerful.]

JR-Abyss just won’t stay down.

King-Well, not if Rad has anything to say about it.

[Rad Hazard rolls out of the ring, and climbs up on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. He waits as he measures up, and he leaps off of the top rope and goes for a cross body, but it’s catch by Abyss, and Abyss holds Rad Hazard for a few moments, and then hits a fall away slam on Rad Hazard which sends him flying through the air, and crashes on the mat, and Rad Hazard is down on the mat for a few moments, Abyss is on his hands, and knee’s. Rad Hazard stumbles up to his feet, and he turns towards Abyss, and abyss hand shoots up, and grabs Rad Hazard by the throat, lifts him up, and drives him down with a choke slam that plants Rad Hazard on the mat, and Rad Hazard being the veteran rolls out of the ring, and falls on the mat around ring side. Abyss is able to get the rest that he clearly needs enough that he can get up first, and go towards where Rad Hazard is trying to get to his feet with his back turned to the ring. Abyss grabs Rad Hazard by the hair, and pulls him up to the apron, and sets him up, and Abyss hip tosses Rad Hazard over the top rope, he crashes on the mat. And gets up quickly, only to be knocked down with a fist that knocks him down to the mat. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and he falls into the corner, Abyss charges, and hits a body avalaunche that connects, Abyss backs out of the corner, and Rad Hazard stumbles towards him, and Abyss picks Rad Hazard up, and he hits a side walk slam! Abyss goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………2………..KICK OUT by Rad Hazard!]

JR-Abyss is power is taking this match over.

King-That it is.

Kris Gaffney-Rad is going to have to think of a way to neutralize it, or he might not be able to last for long.

[Abyss questions the count, but then goes back on the attack as he pulls up Rad Hazard who seems to be dead weight, suddenly out of no where Rad Hazard comes to life, and slips Abyss into a roll up, and as the ref can’t see a grab of the tights for the 1……………2…………..3!]

JR-Rad won the match by cheating.

King-WHAT?

(“She Looks Good to Me” blasts on the PA system as Eve walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the cage.)

JR-This woman…use to be normal.

King-Well, guess she needed a personality.

Kris Gaffney-Or just one…

(“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marina has been very annoyed with Marina.

King-She has been taking this match extremely seriously.

[Marina and Eve lock up, and Eve is able to hit a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Marina, and Eve tries to whip Marina to the ropes, and she is successful. Marina bounces off of the ropes, and Eve tries to go for a hip toss as Marina comes off of the ropes, but Marina is able to counter this into a monkey flip that sends Eve flying on her back. She crashes hard on her back, and Eve stumbles up to her feet holding her lower back. Marina picks up Eve, and hits a back breaker. Eve is down on the mat, and Marina hits a few stomps on the downed Eve. The ref makes Marina back off, and she does so without any argument as she is a face, anyways Eve rolls into the ring, and she goes into the corner, and she pulls herself up in the corner with the help of the ropes, and Eve is in the corner. Marina close the gap, and Eve is able to grab Marina, and throws Marina into the corner. Eve throws a fist, but it’s ducked under by Marina. Eve is now in the corner, and Marina this time making sure nothing happens this time, she hits a few knee lift to the gut. Marina is able to stun her, and she whips Eve to the ropes, and she crashes into the corner. Eve stumbles out of the corner, and Eve throws a wild fist, but it’s ducked under by Marina. Marina sets up Eve, and she hits a release german suplex that connects on Eve. Marina takes a few moments to pump up the crowd as Eve is really slow to get up to her feet, but she is moving around quiet a bit, so she doesn’t go for the cover. Eve gets up to her feet, and she stumbles right into the waiting Marina who picks up Eve, and hits a perfectly placed body slam. Marina goes to the outside, and on the apron. Marina climbs up to the top rope, and measures up, and she leaps off, and nails a flying splash on Eve, which connects on Eve. Marina goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………2…………..kick out by Eve. Marina pulls up Eve, and she tries to whip Eve to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Eve. She bounces off of the ropes, and Eve goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Marina. Marina turns around, and Eve hits a standing drop kick that knocks down Eve. Eve is slow to get up to her feet, slowly, but surely she pulls it off, and she turns towards Eve. Marina picks up Eve, and she drives Eve down with a whiplash spine buster on Eve!]

JR-Marina has been taking it to Eve.

King-Guess she didn’t like her scented candles.

Kris Gaffney-God help us all if she brings those out.

[Eve rolls into the corner, and she is seated into the corner, seeing this chance Marina runs up the turnbuckle, and goes for the Extreme Seeing Stars, but she is able to move out of the way, and she crashes into the mat, slowly Marina gets up to her feet stunned, and she stumbles right into Eve who hits a quick DDT on Marina, and Eve and Marina are down on the mat. Eve is the first one to get up to her feet, and once she gets up. Marina is able to get up, and she takes a wild swing at Eve. Eve ducks it, and waits as Marina turns around, and Marina does so. Eve takes her down with a double leg take down. Eve sets up Marina, and she hits a catapault that sends Marina flying and she hits her face into the turnbuckle. Marina stumbles backwards, and Eve hits a reverse neck breaker on Marina. Eve is down, and Marina rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope, and she gets up on the apron trying to rest up a little bit, and Marina gets up to her feet, and she looks around, and finally notices that she is on the apron. Marina charges at Eve. Eve counters with a shoulder block into the gut. This stuns Marina, and Eve sling shots herself under the ropes. She gets up behind Marina, and puts her into a full nelson, and executes a full nelson german suplex with a bridge for the 1……………………..2…………………kick out by Marina! Eve hits the mat in frustration, she gets up to her feet, and she hits a few stomps on the downed Marina, and she picks up Marina and hits a quick body slam, she turns around and signals to the crowd she is going to do a move. She then goes for a standing moonsault, and it connects with Marina. Eve doesn’t go for the pin, instead she wants to know that she needs to stay down. Eve hits a few slaps on the head as she yells at Marina to “stay down”. She climbs out on the apron, and climbs up to the top rope. She waits as Marina gets up to her feet, and Eve leaps off of the top rope for a missile drop kick, but Marina blocks it.]

JR-Marina blocked that move.

King-Now what…she better not hit her face, we might get more Warrior promo’s.

Kris Gaffney-And we all know we couldn’t survive that…

[Marina positions her to the cage side, and hits a catapault that sends Eve flying face first into the cage. Eve stumbles around, and goes into a seated position. Marina see’s this, and runs up the ropes to the top rope, and flips off, and hits the Extreme Seeing Stars on Eve! Marina pulls Eve to the middle of the ring, and she goes into the cover on Eve for the 1………….2…………3!]

JR-Marina has finally defeated Eve.

King-But for good?

(“If You Smell..” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring doing his usual entrance.)

JR-The Rock tonight has a chance to possibly make a lot of wrong’s, right.

King-That’s a whole lot of wrong’s.

Kris Gaffney-Sure it could be worse.

King-It always could be worse.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring with the Extreme title.)

JR-Tony Ikeda has been Extreme champion for a while now, but has always had the cloud of the Rock.

Cloud Strife-….don’t look at me…I’m not going near Tony.

King-Interesting…

[The Rock and Tony Ikeda begin in the middle of the ring and they stare down each other, and finally Tony Ikeda and the Rock trade fists to the face, and the Rock is winning the fight, so Tony Ikeda ducks one of them, Tony Ikeda puts the Rock into a headlock, and then he takes down the Rock with a head lock take down. The Rock slowly gets up to his feet, and once he does the Rock looks for a way out of the hold, and the Rock hits a few elbows into the gut, finally the Rock breaks the grip of Tony Ikeda. The Rock runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a shoulder block that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda goes down hard to the mat, and he gets up to his feet, charges at the Rock, and the Rock counters with a hip toss that sends down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda gets up dazed, and the Rock hits a running clothesline that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda gets up dazed, the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip Tony Ikeda to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Rock lowers his head, and hits a big back body drop that connects on Tony Ikeda which sends him through the air, and he crashes on the mat. Tony Ikeda rolls out of the ring in pain, holding his back, the Rock rolls out of the ring, and Tony Ikeda gets up, but the Rock comes behind Tony Ikeda with the camera cable, and he starts to choke Tony Ikeda, the ref starts to count, the Rock shrugs his shoulders, and then laughs at the ref. The Rock let’s go of Tony Ikeda, and he hits a elbow to the face, and Tony Ikeda goes down to the mat’s around ring side. The Rock picks up Tony Ikeda, and leads him over to the announcers desk, and smashes his head on the desk. He stops, and see’s a bottle of water, he looks at Tony Ikeda who is getting up, he takes a quick drink of water, and then spits in Tony Ikeda’s face. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards, and the Rock throws him into the ring, and gets into the ring himself. Tony Ikeda gets up angrly charges at the Rock with a fist, but the Rock ducks it. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock catches Tony Ikeda for a belly to belly over head throw.]

JR-This match is not only about competition, it is personal between these two.

King-Well, we can all understand why.

Kris Gaffney-They have EXTREME ego’s!

[The Rock waits as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and once he does the Rock hits a DDT, and the Rock nips up, and the Rock goes to set up on Tony Ikeda, and starts to pull off his elbow pad, and throws it out to the audience, and he signals for the People’s elbow. As he bounces fof of the ropes, he gets tripped up, and pulled out of the ring by Shane Douglas, Douglas throws a fist, but the Rock was ready for him this time, and he blocks it, and hits a fist that knocks down Douglas. The Rock brings up Shane Douglas to his feet, and grabs him by the hair, and hurls him over the barricade. He crashes into the floor, the Rock turns around, and he gets a chair to the face by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda measures up on the Rock, and he hits a another chair shot to the back of The Rock. Tony Ikeda throws the chair away, and Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Rock. Tony Ikeda pulls up the Rock, and throws him into the ring. Tony Ikeda climbs up to the apron, but the Rock is coming at him, Tony Ikeda hits a shoulder block on the Rock. Tony Ikeda gets into the ring, and goes over to the Rock, and brings him over to the corner, and then smashes his the Rock’s head against the turnbuckle. The Rock is stunned as Tony Ikeda turns him around, and Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps into the gut, and then whips him into the other side of the ring, and follows him into the corner. As the Rock crashes into the corner, Tony Ikeda follows him into the corner, and hits a clothesline that connects on the Rock. Tony Ikeda backs out of the corner, and the Rock stumbles out of the corner. Tony Ikeda lifts up the Rock, and puts him on the top rope. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the Rock to stun him, Tony Ikeda goes up into the top rope where the Rock is, and Tony Ikeda hooks the Rock, and executes a super plex that sends Tony Ikeda, and the Rock crashing to the mat. Both seem effected by the move, but slowly Tony Ikeda is able to turn on the Rock, and throw his arm over the Rock, and the ref counts the 1………………………2………………KICK OUT by the Rock!]

JR-The Rock just kicked out!

King-But you got to wonder how much he has left.

Kris Gaffney-If it’s like many Rock matches in the past…a whole lot more.

[Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and doesn’t seem too happy that the Rock kicked out. He measures up on the Rock, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and hits the Rock with one handed face crusher! Tony Ikeda pulls up the Rock, and puts the Rock in a full nelson, and holds him there getting ready for a full nelson slam. As Tony gets the Rock up, the Rock counters with a snapmare. The Rock gets up, but suddenly turns around as Shane Douglas has the chair that the Rock threw away, the Rock ducks the chair shot, Douglas hits Tony Ikeda. Douglas is shocked he missed the chair shot, he turns around right into the Rock Bottom by the Rock! The Rock goes over to Tony Ikeda, and noting he already has his elbow pad signals for it, he runs to the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, jumps over Tony Ikeda. Bounces off of the other side of the ring, and hits the People’s Elbow on Tony Ikeda! The Rock goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………….3!]

JR-The Rock! The Rock has become Extreme champion once again!

Kris Gaffney-It’s been a long hard half a year.

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring doing his hoodie-tastic entrance.)

JR-Christian has always been…interesting..

King-Just don’t mention the word five around him.

Kris Gaffney-Or claim it’s two, he REALLY hates that…

(“Vesneski’ theme” blasts on the PA system as Danni Vesneski walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Danni Vesneski has always been talented, but it’s been a while since he’s been in the ring, let’s see how much that will show.

King-It’s never easy, trust me.

[Christian and Danni Vesneski stand in the middle of the ring, and they talk trash. Christian seemly doesn’t like what Danni has to say, and he slaps Danni Vesneski in the face, and Danni Vesneski stumbles backwards, he registered what happened for a moment, and then out of no where, he hits a hard fist to the face of Christian that knocks him down to the mat, and Christian tries to get up to his feet, and Danni Vesneski hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Christian, and Danni Vesneski then follows it up with a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Christian. Danni Vesneski runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, behind Christian, and Danni Vesneski goes for a running bulldog, but Christian pushes Danni Vesneski off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Danni Vesneski hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Christian, Christian gets up to his feet, and he charges at Danni Vesneski, Danni Vesneski counters with a hip toss that sends Danni Vesneski on the mat, and Christian crashes on the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and Danni Vesneski hits a kick to the gut, and Danni Vesneski puts Christian into a vertical suplex. Danni Vesneski lifts up Christian, but Christian is able to slide out of the back of Danni Vesneski, Danni Vesneski thinking quickly hits a back elbow to the face of Christian to avoid him from doing any move. Christian stumbles backwards holding his face in pain for a moment. Then once he is able to, he charges at Danni Vesneski for a running clothesline. Danni Vesneski ducks under, and Danni Vesneski sets up Christian and he hits a belly to back suplex on Christian. Christian goes down, and is slow to get up as he holds the back of his head. Danni Vesneski runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, Christian blindly throws a wild clothesline, which Danni Vesneski is able to easily duck under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, and once he does Christian turns around, and Danni Vesneski hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Christian, and Christian is slow to get off the mat. Once he does Danni Vesneski kicks in the gut, and this doubles him over, and he sets up Christian in a double under hook, he lifts him up, and he hits a double under hook back breaker on Christian. Danni Vesneski knows that he might have the chance to win this match right here, so he goes into the cover on Christian, and the ref counts the 1………………….2…………………kick out by Christian. Danni Vesneski looks at the ref on his knee’s, but doesn’t argue, he picks up Christian up with him as he gets up to his feet. Danni Vesneski picks up Christian, and he hits a body slam.]

JR-Danni Vesneski hasn’t missed a step, or so it seems.

King-He’s just over joyed at Christian’s peace offering.

Kris Gaffney-I didn’t like it…

[Danni Vesneski goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he steady’s himself. Christian gets up to his feet quickly, and dives on thet op rope, and Danni Vesneski falls on the top rope. Christian gets up to his feet, and he hits a fist to the face of Danni Vesneski, and Christian goes up to the top rope. He hooks Danni Vesneski, and hits a super plex off of the top turnbuckle that connects on a super plex. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Christian is able to get up in the corner, and Danni Vesneski see’s this, and for some reason that can only be answered by a wrestler in the heat of battle, he charges at Christian. He leaves his feet, and Christian moves out of the way, and Danni Vesneski head hits on the top turnbuckle. He stumbles around, and Christian goes up to the second rope, and he waits as Danni Vesneski stumbles towards him. Once he gets to where he wants to. Danni Vesneski gets hooked by Christian. Christian goes for a tornado DDT. But Danni Vesneski pushes Christian off, Christian lands on his feet, Danni Vesneski goes for a super kick, which Christian ducks. Christian runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes as Danni Vesneski turns around, and Christian hits the golden spear of Edgedom! Christian goes into the cover on Danni Vesneski, and the ref counts the 1…………………2………………..kick out by Danni Vesneski. Christian yells at the ref as he gets in his face, but finally he lets it go after almost throwing a temper tatum. He starts to clap as he signals for the Kill Switch as Danni Vesneski slowly gets up to his feet.]

JR-Christian is setting up for the Kill Switch here.

King-I’d watch out Danni, if he hits this, it could be over.

[Danni Vesneski stumbles up to his feet, and Christian hooks, turns Danni for the Kill Switch. But Danni Vesneski pushes Christian off, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Danni Vesneski hits a kick to the face that flattens Christian. Danni Vesneski picks up Christian, and nails the Flithy Stab on Christian! Danni Vesneski goes into the cover on Christian, and he gets the 1………….2………….3!]

JR-Danni Vesneski found a counter, and the win!

King-Looks like he has more on his mind.

(Danni Vesneski rolls out of the ring, and he lifts up the ring mats around ring side, exposing the hard floor. Suddenly the camera focuses on a man walking down to ring side.)

King-Who’s that guy?

Kris Gaffney-…I…heard backstage the name of Robb Resurrekt, but not sure if that’s him.

(The man see’s Christian on the apron getting up, he sets up Christian, lifts him up in piledriver position, and hits a piledriver on the hard floor from the apron.)

JR-What was that for? I’m not a fan of Christian..but..

King-Guess he’s not a Peep either.

(“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The seeds of this feud were planted many months ago when with a tourney to find a tag team partner.

King-Guess that shows you that a scorn friend is just as bad as anything else.

Kris Gaffney-Except your ex-wives

(“Slither” blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Firestorm was the man who is on a mission of revenge.

King-REVENGE!

(“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Degenerate was the first ever TAW champion, and he is now trying to prove that he can bounce back from a cage injury.

King-Better said than done.

Kris Gaffney-It’s not easy…my whole career was an injury.

[Firestorm and Degenerate, and Scott Tazte start on opposite sides of the ring, and all of a sudden a fist fight breaks out with Scott Tazte and Firestorm. Scott Tazte starts to win the fist fight, and Scott Tazte starts to win it, and Firestorm stumbles to the ropes, but before he can capitalize on it, and make sure that he keeps the momentum. Degenerate comes from behind, and throws Scott Tazte shoulder first into the ring post. Scott Tazte from there falls on the apron, and on to the arena floor. Degenerate turns around, and Firestorm hits him with a super kick that knocks down the IC champion. Firestorm gets over Degenerate, and hits a few mounted punches until the ref complains, and Degenerate pushes him off anyways. Firestorm rolls into the ropes, and Degenerate charges at Firestorm, Firestorm counters with a drop toe hold that sends Degenerate head right into the stomach area of Scott Tazte who tried to get up on the apron. Scott Tazte goes flying from the apron, and crashing back on the arena floor. Degenerate stumbles backwards, and Firestorm hooks Degenerate, and drives him down with a diving DDT! Degenerate might be down for the count, so Firestorm goes into the cover on Degenerate, and he gets a 1…………………………………2………………………..Scott Tazte was able to pull Firestorm out of the ring, and to the outside of the ring, and Firestorm throws a fist to the face of Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte ducks it, and he hits a quick, but fairly effective Remedy (note: not with all the effectiveness, Tazte just wants to make sure he stays down.) But with this distraction, Degenerate was able to sneak up on Scott Tazte, and he throws Scott Tazte into the steel steps, Scott Tazte is in pain. Degenerate picks up Scott Tazte, and throws Scott Tazte into the ring, and Degenerate climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope, and he waits on the top rope as Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and once he does Degenerate leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying back elbow off of the top rope that connects on Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte is down, Degenerate picks up Scott Tazte, and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Scott Tazte. Degenerate tries to whip Scott Tazte off of the ropes, but it’s reversed. He bounces off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Degenerate who waits as Scott Tazte turns around. Scott Tazte gets kicked in the gut by Degenerate, set up in a vertical suplex position, Degenerate lifts up Scott Tazte, and then drops him into a front face buster by Degenerate. Degenerate thinks that he might be able to steal the match right here as he pushes Scott Tazte on to his back, and the ref counts the 1………………………….2……………….Firestorm comes out of no where, and he hits a clubbing blow to break up the pin.]

JR-Bet that Firestorm didn’t think he would be saving Tazte at any point.

King-Well he wants to win this match.

Kris Gaffney-Firestorm’s motives have always been….interesting.

King-Comes with over exposure to the smoke machine.

[Degenerate gets up to his feet, and Firestorm charges at Degenerate, Degenerate goes for a hip toss, but it’s countered for a hip toss by Firestorm, but Degenerate counters it with a hip toss that sends Firestorm out of the ring. Firestorm crashes into the mat, and Degenerate shakes his head as he is angry that Firestorm ruined his chance to end this match right now. He turns around, and then Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and he hits the Kountdown! Scott Tazte and Degenerate are down on the mat, and slowly Scott Tazte crawls into the cover, and he does, as he hooks the leg the ref counts the 1…………2………….kick out by Degenerate! Scott Tazte and Degenerate are down on the mat, and both wrestlers slowly get up to their feet, and Degenerate is the first to throw the first fist. But it’s able to block it, and return another fist to the face. Degenerate stumbles backwards, and Scott Tazte tries to whip Degenerate to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Degenerate goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Scott Tazte who continue to the other side of the ring, and he see’s Firestorm on the apron, and he hits a base ball slide that sends Scott Tazte falling off of the apron, and he crashes on the mat face first. Scott Tazte gets up, Degenerate tries to attack Scott Tazte, but Scott Tazte ducks it, kicks Degenerate in the gut, and goes for the Remedy. But Degenerate spins out of it, and goes for a short arm clothesline. Scott Tazte hits a reverse DDT on Degenerate!]

JR-Degenerate may have avoided being hit with the Remedy, but Tazte found another answer.

King-Wondered if there was anything to the fact it was a reverse neckbreaker.

Kris Gaffney-Could be…Firestorm gets jealous easily.

[Degenerate rolls out of the ring, Firestorm tries to sneak up on Tazte, but Tazte turns around, Firestorm goes to the ropes, and Tazte hits a lou thez press, and Scott Tazte hits a few fists to the face, and Firestorm throws Scott Tazte off. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, he goes for a wild punch. Firestorm ducks it, and goes for the Firestarter, Scott Tazte pushes off Firestorm. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Scott Tazte kicks Firestorm in the gut, and hits the Remedy on Firestorm! Scott Tazte gets up, but Degenerate had snuck up behind him, and school boyed him for the 1……………2……………3!]

JR-Scott Tazte had this match won, but Degenerate snuck in the back door.

King-Always hate that back door…everyone forgets to close it.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring with Tony Valentino as he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week Dewey Pond was pretty much handed a major opportunity.

King-But one that you got to give him credit for creating.

Kris Gaffney-Giving credit to Dewey Pond is like telling Ashley Massaro to give Marina credit…ain’t happening, even if he deserves it.

(“MxMxPunk’s theme blasts on the PA system as the Team Captain walks to the ring with Dustin Miller.)

JR-This is the last day MxMxPunk can cash into his money in the bank.

King-Guess he was about making history.

Kris Gaffney-Sometimes that is a lot better than your title reign count.

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-And the man who finds himself in the middle of this.

King-You’d think he might think this is going to be easy, but then again his first match in the EMF will always be in the back of his mind.

Kris Gaffney-Wrestling minds don’t go back that far.

[Pond, Dan Godwin, and MxMxPunk stand on each side of the ring waiting for the first move, and Dewey Pond charges at Dan Godwin, but Dan Godwin ducks, and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Dewey Pond this tumbles Dewey Pond backwards, and MxMxPunk seeing this as a chance to sneak up on Dan Godwin, he waits for Dewey Pond to turn around, once he does, MxMxPunk goes for a super kick, but Dan Godwin ducks it, and instead of hitting Dan Godwin. MxMxPunk hits Dewey Pond instead who falls out of the ring, and on to the floor. MxMxPunk turns towards Dan Godwin who hits a inverted atomic drop that connects on MxMxPunk this stuns MxMxPunk, and Dan Godwin backs up, and he comes off of the ropes, and then he hits a running clothesline that knocks down MxMxPunk. Dan Godwin waits as MxMxPunk gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin hits a few forearm shots to the face of MxMxPunk. Dan Godwin tries to whip MxMxPunk to the ropes, but it’s reversed by MxMxPunk, and he bounces off of the ropes. MxMxPunk lowers his head, and Dan Godwin hits a swinging neck breaker on MxMxPunk. MxMxPunk is in pain, and Dan Godwin hits a few stomps on the downed MxMxPunk. Dan Godwin see’s Dewey Pond getting up on the apron, and Dan Godwin hits a baseball slide that knocks Dewey Pond off of the apron. Dan Godwin turns around, and kicks, and knocks down MxMxPunk. Dan Godwin rolls out of the ring, and then he grabs Dewey Pond, and Dewey Pond gets pulled up by Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ring steps, but it’s reversed, and he crashes into the ring steps. Dan Godwin is in pain, and Dewey Pond grabs a chair, and he measures up as Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and once he does Dewey Pond hits a jab to the gut that doubles over, and Dewey Pond hits a chair shot to the back of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is hurt, and Dewey Pond grabs Dan Godwin, and throws him into the ring, and Dewey Pond climbs up to the top rope, and measures up as Dan Godwin slowly gets up to his feet. And he turns around, and Dewey Pond leaps off of the top rope, and catches Dan Godwin with a flying back elbow that knocks down Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is down on the mat, and Dewey Pond gets up, and sets up Dan Godwin in a vertical suplex position, lifts him up, and drives him down on the mat with a front slam. Dewey Pond goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………2…………….MxMxPunk comes into the picture, and breaks up the pin.]

JR-It seemed like Punk was not going to let it go down that way.

King-Then how was he going to let it go down.

Kris Gaffney-Well…he’s learned well from Dirk Nowitski, and rather avoid having to have demons, and doubts.

[MxMxPunk pulls up Dewey Pond, and Dewey Pond throws his hands off of him, and Dewey Pond and MxMxPunk throw fists to the face, neither are moving very far, but suddenly they stop, and notice that that Dan Godwin is coming towards him. Dewey Pond and MxMxPunk hit a double back body drop that sends Dan Godwin over the top rope, and he crashes on the floor, and Dewey Pond turns around, and right into a kick by MxMxPunk, and a DDT! Dewey Pond is down on the mat, and MxMxPunk see’s this as a chance to possibly win this match with Dewey Pond down on the mat. MxMxPunk rolls out of the ring on to the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope, but as he steady’s himself on the top rope, Dewey Pond nips up. Dewey Pond runs up the turnbuckle, and tries to go for some sort of move, but MxMxPunk thinks fast, and he hits a few head butts, and he pushes Dewey Pond off, and Dewey Pond crashes on the mat. Dewey Pond is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does MxMxPunk jumps off the top rope, and he hits a missile drop kick that knocks down Dewey Pond. MxMxPunk crawls into the cover on Dewey Pond, pushing him on his back, and hooking the leg as the ref counts the 1…………………2…………………..Dan Godwin comes into the ring, and tries to attack MxMxPunk to try to break up the cover. But MxMxPunk moves out of the way, and Dan Godwin hits Dewey Pond instead, knowing that he won’t be able to get anything from this Dan Godwin tries to make this a positive for him as he goes for the eXecution, but MxMxPunk catches Dan Godwin’s leg, and he connects with a capture suplex on Dan Godwin.]

JR-MxMxPunk has shown himself to be a opportunist.

King-An Ultimate one per say?

Kris Gaffney-Good…our other one is broke

[MxMxPunk turns around, and Dewey Pond smashes MxMxPUnk with a chair, and then he throws down the chair, and he rolls out of the ring, and he sets up the table on the outside of the ring, he climbs up on the apron but is met by Dan Godwin who hits a poke to the eye, and a few fists, he brings Dewey Pond over to the ring post, and smashes his head on the hard part of the ring post. Dewey Pond is dazed, and Dan Godwin pulls him up on the nearest turnbuckle planning on pushing him off, at the top of the turnbuckle, Dewey Pond comes to life, and hits a few head butts, but Dan Godwin fires back with a knife edge chop the two come to blows, until finally they throw each other off the turnbuckle, they both crash into the table, but unlike other times, they both stay away from each other, and MxMxPunk is up holding his head. Staring at what he has before him, and he climbs up the turnbuckle being shaky or not, and leaps off into the wreckage, and hits the nearest one to him (Dan Godwin) with the Cross over! MxMxPunk goes inot the cover uncontested out of the wreckage of what was a table on Dan Godwin, and the ref counts the 1………….2…………3!]

JR-MxMxPunk picked up the scraps of what was left of Dewey Pond and Dan Godwin there.

King-Might not like it, but it’s within the rules of a triple threat, but there still a lot to be said out of this situation.

(MxMxPunk is handed the belt, and a microphone.)

.::MxMxPunk::.-….that…was…expected. I mean really…*cough*…I am…MxMxPunk. Hell, if anyone new were to dare…get into this ring…I’d kick their ass too.

(The lights turn off, and turn back on to reveal Marc Mead in the ring. MxMxPunk complains to the ref that he wasn’t serious, but like last week the ref makes the match official. MxMxPunk turns in time to see Marc Mead spring board off of the ropes, and hits the Mead Kick V.2! MxMxPunk is down, and out, Mead goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………2………….3 for Mead.)

JR-Now Marc Mead is champion.

King-God….the superstars needs to stop doing that.

Kris Gaffney-Says you, now I can finally use this again *puts on a copy of the wolf ring, and his eyes starts to glow*.

(Mead holds up the title as Whiplash goes off the air.)

(OOC-Open for edits, I'm yet to get this checked over as the time posting, so might make an edit.)