EMF: Whiplash
	(Copyright information is shown over the screen, as we fade into a highlight video (seen below) EMF Whiplash Uploaded by TheEMF - More professional, college and classic sports videos. (Going into an intro. Screen that welcome us to Whiplash 2009. We go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. Once they conclude the lights turn on, and fans are waving their signs. Some say "I got a technical foul getting here", "Fallen X-Tazte", and "something weird will happen this show".) JR-Welcome to Whiplash, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney. King-We have quite a show, headlined by the contendership match between Scott Tazte, CM Punk and ("The Gambler" blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-Despite a disappointment with the tag team titles, the Gambler was able to get a rematch with the strange enigma known as X-Tazte. King-He's strange alright…wonder if Gambler would be able to tell if he's bluffing. Kris Gaffney-Reading his face has to be a bitch. ("Never gonna take me down" blasts on the PA system as the television champion X-Tazte walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) Kris Gaffney-Seems we have special guests. Jay Lethal-Your Suicide!...I mean X-Tazte. Christopher Daniels-How can I be in two places at once? Jay Lethal-Um…your X-TAZTE! Christopher Daniels-Screw you guys….for that I'm forgetting my first name! [X-Tazte and the Gambler pace around the ring, and the Gambler and X-Tazte lock up, and the Gambler being much stronger than the television champion is able to back X-Tazte not only into the corner. But up the turnbuckle, the ref counts to 4, and finally the Gambler allows the break. But the Gambler throws a fist to the face, but it's blocked by X-Tazte, and X-Tazte hits one of his own. The Gambler stumbles back, and X-Tazte measures up the Gmalber, and leaps off of the top rope, and goes for a cross body block. But it's caught by the Gambler, and the Gambler tries to put X-Tazte on his shoulders. But X-Tazte slides out of the back, and X-Tazte goes for a reverse DDT. But it's countered by the Gambler spinning around, and X-Tazte is able to counter that with a ¾ neck breaker that puts the Gambler down on the mat, X-Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed Gambler. The Gambler gets up to his feet stunned, and pushes X-Tazte away. X-Tazte hits a few fists to the face of the Gambler, the Gambler reels back to the ropes. X-Tazte tries to whip the Gambler off of the ropes. But it's reversed by the Gambler, and X-Tazte bounces off of the ropes. The Gambler goes for a big boot to the face, and X-Tazte ducks under and continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, the Gambler is able to X-Tazte's use X-Tazte's own momentum against him. X-Tazte goes flying through the air, but as he's coming down. X-Tazte is able to hit a drop kick that sends the Gambler flying backwards. The Gambler leans up against the ropes, and X-Tazte measures up. He leaps at the Gambler, and hits a cross body block that sandwiches him to the cage wall. The Gambler stumbles around, and goes towards X-Tazte. X-Tazte kicks the Gambler into the gut, and hits the DDT that plants the Gambler into the mat. X-Tazte goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………2………………….kick out by the Gambler with authority. X-Tazte flies through the air, and looks around confused at what to do next. So he starts to climb up the turnbuckle seemly looking to go over the top of the cage. But the Gambler charges at X-Tazte. X-Tazte hits a boot to the face, and X-Tazte measures up on the Gambler.] JR-X-Tazte has controlled this match thus far. King-Well being a Gambler, you'd doubt that he can stay on a loosing streak forever. Kris Gaffney-…..What about your problems. King-I'm just playing my game…I'll get it back at some point… [X-Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and goes for some sort of high flying move, but we'll never know what it was. Because the Gambler is able to spear X-Tazte out of the air, and both wrestlers are down on the mat. The Gambler is able to climb up using the ropes, and the Gambler is able to get up to his feet just as X-Tazte is able to climb to his feet and charge at the Gambler. The Gmalber is able to answer this by side stepping X-Tazte, and throwing him into the cage side. X-Tazte stumbles around, and the Gambler stays waiting for X-Tazte. The Gambler grabs X-Tazte by the neck with both of his hands, and holds him up for a few moments, and throws him into the corner. The Gambler hits a few fists gut of X-Tazte. The Gambler whips X-Tazte into the opposite side of the ring, and the Gambler follows X-Tazte into the corner, and hits a clothesline into the corner. The Gambler backs out of the corner, and X-Tazte stumbles out of the corner, and the Gambler is able to pick up X-Tazte, and hits a side walk slam. The Gambler gets up to his feet after taking a few moments to rest up due to the moves he's received thus far, and runs to the ropes and bounces off of the ropes. He goes for a leg drop, but at the last moment X-Tazte moves out of the way, and the Gambler is in the sitting position. X-Tazte slowly gets up to his feet, and tries to take advantage of this opening by running into the ropes, and bounces off. The Gambler goes for a boot to the face, but it's ducked under, and X-Tazte bounces off of the other side of the ring. He comes off of the ropes, and The Gambler is able to catch X-Tazte into a spinning side slam. The Gambler goes into the cover on X-Tazte, and the ref counts 1……………….2…………..kick out by X-Tazte The Gambler stays on the mat, and asks for the door to be open. The door is open and the Gambler starts to go out of the door. But X-Tazte grabs the boot of The Gambler. The Gambler is on one foot, and X-Tazte throws it down, and tries to go for a super kick. It's ducked under by the Gambler. The Gambler kicks X-Tazte in the gut, and sets him up in power bomb position.] JR-This can't end good. King-It never does… [The Gambler lifts up X-Tazte, but X-Tazte is able to roll out of the back with a sunset flip. The Gambler is stumbling backwards, but suddenly he regains his balance, and the Gambler grabs X-Tazte by the throat, and lifts him up to his feet. X-Tazte goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by the Gambler who hits one belly to back suplex….two…three….and finally the fourth belly to back suplex to complete the four of a kind. The Gambler considers going for the cover, but then he shakes his head. He picks up X-Tazte, and puts him on the top turnbuckle. The Gambler hits a fist to the face, and the Gambler climbs up to the top rope, and sets up X-Tazte for the Royal Flush, but just as he's going to drive X-Tazte down, he realizes that not only has X-Tazte hooked the top of the cage, but now he's scurring over the top of the cage. Quickly the Gambler does whatever it takes to stop the champion by grabbing a foot, and holding on for dear life. X-Tazte also is answering with kicks to the face of the Gambler. The two fights for a little bit, then suddenly something unexpected happens, and X-Tazte's boot comes off, and the Gambler looses his balance and falls back into the ring on his back. X-Tazte uses this chance to slide down off the side of the cage, and both feet touch the ground as the ref calls for the bell.] JR-That was…unexpected…not sure I've seen that before. King-I have. JR-Well not in the EMF… Kris Gaffney-So THAT's where Eddie Guerrero went….he should have saved the surprise for Latino Heat. JR-Well…even if that's true, some trickery was needed, Gambler brought it tonight. (Gambler is up, and not looking happy, as he throws the boot at X-Tazte) (note: Sorry once again, this match should have been up at least two days ago. But then I was hit with the virus, just after thinking of a good ending for this match. (which was a slight issue as well.) ("Paper Tiger" blasts on the PA system as Ravage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Ravage hasn't exactly agreed with what the Organization has done. King- Weird.. Kris Gaffney-But then he use to hang around with Jarred I believe….they "stand alone"..and love to be the "Hero". ("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-Since this new Organization has risen up, Firestorm has found success. King-and a new theme song. Kris Gaffney-Guess he doesn't like the color black anymore. [Firestorm and Ravage get in each others face, and they talk trash a little bit, and finally they come to blows. Neither of them really gaining the advantage after many punches, but finally Ravage is able to start to gain the advantage. He's able to string together a few fists to the face, Firestorm backs up to the ropes, but before Ravage is able to rake the eyes of Ravage. Then changes places towards the ropes, and Ravage hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. Firestorm whips Ravage off of the ropes, and Ravage bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Firestorm goes for a hip toss. But it's blocked and Ravage is able to float over, and goes for one of his own, but it's blocked by Firestorm. Ravage is able to counter this with a diving clothesline that knocks down Firestorm. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and stumbles into the corner, and Ravage goes into the corner, and hits a few knee's into the gut in the corner. Ravage backs out of the corner, and hits a running knee into the gut of Firestorm, Ravage backs up into the ring, and Ravage kicks Firestorm in the gut. He sets him up in vertical suplex position, lifts him and hits the vertical suplex. Ravage knowing that he won't get the pin so quickly notices that Firestorm is in the sitting position. Ravage runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Then hits a kick to the back of Firestorm, Firestorm is in pain, and rolls away. Firestorm slides out of the ring, and stays by the apron trying to recover, Ravage charges at Firestorm, and hits a baseball slide that knocks down Firestorm. Ravage comes out of the ring, and throws Firestorm into the ring. Ravage climbs up to the apron, and waits for Firestorm to get up to his feet. Firestorm is able to stumble up to his feet after a time, and Ravage is sling shots himself up to the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope. He hits a missile drop kick that connects on Firestorm. Firestorm is down on the mat, and Ravage quickly is able to crawl into the cover on Firestorm, and the ref counts the 1…………………………..2……………………..kick out by Firestorm. Ravage looks at the ref. Firestorm gets up in the corner, and Ravage runs and hits a clothesline in the corner, and goes for a running bulldog out of the corner. But it's blocked by Firestorm, and Ravage crashes on the mat.] JR-Ravage seemed be too focused on his attack, and left an opening open. King-Well, he should have seen that one coming. Kris Gaffney-Guess it's hard when you blinded by rage. King-Maybe he should wear a mask… [Firestorm waits for Ravage to get up to his feet, and when Ravage does. Firestorm runs out of the corner, and hits a running clothesline that catches Ravage. Ravage does a flip, and crashes down to the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet. Firestorm hits an inverted atomic drop.Ravage is in pain, and Firestorm hits a few fists to the face of Ravage. Firestorm tries to whip Ravage off of the ropes, but it's reversed, and Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Ravage goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Firestorm. Firestorm continues to the other side of the ring. Firestorm bounces off of those ropes, and Ravage turns around and gets hit with a flying clothesline by Firestorm. Ravage goes down, Firestorm waits as Ravage is slow to get up to his feet. Once Ravage is up to his feet, Ravage goes for a wild fist to the face, but it's ducked under by Firestorm. Firestorm goes behind Ravage, puts Ravage on a waist lock, and Firestorm hits a belly to back suplex that sends Ravage on the mat. Firestorm hits a few stomps on the downed Ravage. Ravage gets on his knee's, and Ravage is able to fire away a few fists to the gut of Firestorm, so much that Firestorm is effected, and stumbles backwards into the ropes. Ravage gets up, and charges at Firestorm. Firestorm is able to counter this by throwing him over the top rope. Firestorm turns around, and Ravage hits a hang man, and Ravage stumbles backwards. Ravage climbs up to the top rope, and measures up Firestorm, but before he can do anything. Firestorm hits the ropes, and shakes them, which makes Ravage falls down on the turnbuckle. Ravage is in pain, and Firestorm runs up the turnbuckle. Then hits a super belly to belly suplex off of the top rope, that sends Ravage flying off of the top rope, and crashing down on the mat. Firestorm quickly goes into the cover on Ravage, and gets the 1………………….2…………………..kick out by Ravage. Firestorm rolls out of the ring, and goes to the announcers desk, and grabs a chair. Firestorm then heads back into the ring.] JR-Firestorm seems to want to try to finish this match. King-Yeah…but in an extreme match…a chair never seems to do it…wonder why? Kris Gaffney-No clue… [Firestorm comes into the ring, and tries to bring the chair over to Ravage to smash him with it. But it's countered with a super kick into the chair. Firestorm falls into the corner. Ravage looks at the chair, and places it perfectly in the corner. Ravage runs, and hits a clothesline in the corner. Firestorm stumbles out of the corner, and Ravage sets up Firestorm up, and puts him in the corner on the top rope. Ravage hits a few fists to the face of Firestorm, and climbs up to the top rope, and Ravage hooks up Firestorm for a super plex. Ravage looks back to make sure the chair is still in as perfect position as he expects it to be, but as he looks back. Firestorm counters with a few rib shots a few rib shots, and a knee to the balls. Firestorm twists Ravage on the top rope, and leaps off, and hits the Firestarter right on the downed chair. Ravage and Firestorm crashes on it, both seem out of it. But luckily for Firestorm he happened to land into the cover on Ravage, and gets the 1………………………2………………….3!] JR-Firestorm countered out of no where. King-Guess we can't under estimate these guy's after all. Kris Gaffney-Think anyone will get that message? King-Probably not. (Note: Close match, we had a full staff decision on this one. We just felt Firestorm had the edge in this one, even though Ravage had a good RP too.) ("Cowboy" blasts on the PA system as Chad Vargas walks out to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-This is the newest member of the Organization. King-Is he going to give us an Organization strut? Kris Gaffney-Only if you give him his light up jacket. ("Turn the Page" blasts on the PA system as Chris X walks to the ring along with Lizzy Borden.) JR-These men have been feuding for seemly for a long time. King-Must have missed this feud. Kris Gaffney-Obviously not just here. King-Oh…right… [Chad Vargas and Chris X face off in the middle of the ring as they don't seem to blink, finally the two start to fight. Both wrestlers are neither gaining the advantage, and finally Chad Vargas puts Chris X in headlock, and both wrestlers fall out of the ring, and on to the arena floor. Both wrestles hit hard, but seemly just obsessed to fight each other, they get each other. Seemly Chris X a little faster than Chad Vargas, and he goes over towards where Chad Vargas is, and Chad Vargas is able to rake the eyes of Chris X. Chris X stumbles towards the steps trying to regain his eye sight. Chad Vargas charges at Chris X, but Chris X who was waiting for Chad Vargas to seemly make a move hits a drop toe hold that sends Chad Vargas face first into the steel steps. Chad Vargas goes dwon in pain, and Chris X takes the camera cable and wraps it around the neck of Chad Vargas, and chokes him for a few moments. The ref counts, but really it's no use as he obviously isn't going to be DQed in this match. Chris X pulls up Chad Vargas, and whips Chad Vargas around with the camera cable still around his neck, and smashes him into the ring post. Finally letting go of the camera cable. Chris X hits a few stomps on the downed Chad Vargas who gets up to his feet. Once he does, Chris X picks up Chad Vargas, and drops him face first into the guard rail. Chad Vargas stumbles around, and Chris X throws Chad Vargas into the ring, and Chris X grabs his Singapore Cane. Chris X comes into the ring, and Chris X waits for Chad Vargas to get up. Once he does, Chris X goes for his head, but it's blocked by Chad Vargas who caught the cane shot, and hits a kick to the gut of Chris X that stuns Chris X, and makes him drop the cane, and Chad Vargas grabs the cane, and waits for Chris X to turn around. Once he does Chad Vargas aims for Chris X's head. Chris X ducks under, and as Chad Vargas turns around. Chris X hits a low blow on Chad Vargas. Which once again makes him drop the Singapore cane. Chris X grabs the cane, puts it around the neck of Chad Vargas, and hits a Russian leg sweep on Chad Vargas. Chris X goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………………….2……………..kick out by Chad Vargas. Chris X looks surprised that he didn't get the three with that last move.] JR-Chris X thought he should have had the three with that last move. King-Funny he just made a tribute to EMF HOF Sandman with that move. Kris Gaffney-Somewhere Cobra is smiling. [Chris X looks around for something else to do, and then decides to toss out the Singapore cane, and goes to the outside, and sling shots himself over the top rope for a senton, but at the last moment Chad Vargas moves out of the way. Chris X crashes into the mat, and both wrestlers slowly get up to their feet. Chad Vargas is able to quickly kick Chris X in the gut and peel off a quick DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Chris X is able to roll into the corner, and rest up. Chad Vargas charges at Chris X, Chris X is able to get a boot up, and Chad Vargas runs into it. Chad Vargas stumbles backwards, and Chris X wanting to get the advantage back charges at Chad Vargas, and Chad Vargas counters the charge with a spinning spinebuster that plants Chris X on the mat, and Chad Vargas not wanting to let go of this advantage quickly bounces off of the ropes. Chad Vargas hits a flying knee drop to the face. Chris X holds his face in pain, and Chad Vargas still somewhat hurt rolls under the bottom ring, and climbs up to the top rope. He waits on the top rope for Chris X to get up to his feet. Once Chris X has gotten to his feet. Chad Vargas leaps off of the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick on Chris X. Chris X goes down, Chad Vargas quickly crawls into the cover, and the ref counts 1…………………….2……………………kick out by Chris X. Chad Vargas takes this time to rest up, and he rolls out of the ring. He looks under the ring, and pulls out a trash can. Chad Vargas laughs as he seemly has something that is funny to him on his mind. Chad Vargas rolls in the ring as Chris X is getting up with his back turned. Chad Vargas comes up from behind him, and puts the trash can over the head of Chris X. Chris X stumbles around, and finally Chad Vargas pushes him into the corner where Chris X sits down. Chad Vargas backs up a little bit, runs at the corner that Chris X is in, and hits a low drop kick on the can that Chris X is in. Chris X looks limp, as Chad Vargas drags him out of the garbage can, and near the middle of the ring, and he stands ready to attack.] JR-It looks like Chad Vargas has this match in control. King-They always do. Kris Gaffney-Yeah, that's true, then bam, they lose. [Chad Vargas waits for Chris X, suddenly Chad Vargas notices something behind him. Chad Vargas turns around, and ducks just in time from a chained fist by Shane Douglas! Chad Vargas is able to knock Douglas down, and Chad Vargas turns around. Right into a kick and an Fcker Breaker by Chris X! Chris X goes into the cover on Chad Vargas, and gets the 1……………….2……………..3!] JR-Where did Douglas comes from? King-Wal-Mart? Kris Gaffney-………… (Chad Vargas gets up to his feet stunned, and Douglas hits the chain wrapped fist he was going for earlier. Chris X and Douglas hit a few stomps on the downed Chad Vargas. Chris X gets up on the top rope, and Shane Douglas grabs Chad Vargas, and puts him on the top rope Chris X hooks Chad Vargas. Then hits the Sucker Driller. Shane Douglas, Chris X, and Lizzy raise each others arms before leaving.) (Note: Hopefully I got this run in right. Decision was just based on X had two RP's of solid text, and a nice insulting RP on Chad. (liked the song) ("Problem Solver" blasts on the PA system as Tyson Tomko walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tyson Tomko despite being a loner has joined up with Money Inc. King-Well he is a problem solver after all…he works for people to solve their problems. Kris Gaffney-Guess we shouldn't be THAT surprised. ("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-This is a big chance for SammyExtreme. King-He's had better chances. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…one time he was let in a flaming table factory. King-He was in heaven. [Tyson Tomko and SammyExtreme pace around the ring, SammyExtreme charges at Tyson Tomko, and Tyson Tomko goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Tyson Tomko, and SammyExtreme goes to the other side of the ring, and bounces off of the ropes. Whatever SammyExtreme was going for we will never know, because Tyson Tomko hits a shoulder block that knocks down SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme gets up to his feet dazed, and gets knocked with a fist to the face. SammyExtreme once again gets up fairly slowly. This time he stumbles right into the waiting Tyson Tomko who grabs SammyExtreme by the throat, and lifts him up. But instead of throwing him down into a double hand choke drop. He throws SammyExtreme into the corner, SammyExtreme hits the turnbuckle, and would stumble towards Tyson Tomko if he doesn't get a few fists to the face. He goes into the corner, and Tyson Tomko hits a few more fists, then follows up with a boot to the throat, the ref counts, but really it's worthless. Tyson Tomko doesn't let go by 5, and the ref can't do anything. But Tyson Tomko lets go soon after anyways, and backs away with his hands up laughing. Tyson Tomko pushes the ref out of the way as he runs to the corner, and hits a body avalanche that connects with SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme slowly stumbles out of the corner, and Tyson Tomko lifts up SammyExtreme over his head for a military press. Then Tyson Tomko throws SammyExtreme behind him, and SammyExtreme crashes, and is in pain, and rolls away from Tyson Tomko. Tyson Tomko measures up SammyExtreme. Once Sammy has almost gotten to his feet, Tyson Tomko runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes and goes for a running big boot to the face. But SammyExtreme ducks it, and runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Tyson Tomko goes for a clothesline, which is also ducked by SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme bounces off of the opposite side ropes, and leaps in the air, but Tomko catches him out of mid air.] JR-This can't end good for SammyExtreme. King-Does it ever? Kris Gaffney-Probably not… [Tyson Tomko drives SammyExtreme down with a rib breaker. SammyExtreme is in pain, and then Tyson Tomko tries to finish off his trademark combo by pulling up SammyExtreme up, and goes for the the fallaway slam, but SammyExtreme is able to land on his feet. Tyson Tomko turns around SammyExtreme hits a reverse jawbreaker that stuns Tyson Tomko backwards, and Tyson Tomko has to actually hang on the ropes. SammyExtreme has to rest up, and can't really capitalize on the advantage. With this advantage, SammyExtreme charges at Tyson Tomko, but it's countered by Tyson Tomko stepping aside, and throwing SammyExtreme over the top rope. SammyExtreme crashes into the mat, and Tyson Tomko takes a few moments to rest up from the moves. He turns around to try to bring SammyExtreme into the ring, but SammyExtreme turns around and blasts Tyson Tomko with a Singapore Cane. Tyson Tomko goes down to the mat in pain, before going back into the ring. SammyExtreme throws a few other weapons on to the side of the ring, SammyExtreme comes into the ring, and SammyExtreme measures up as Tyson Tomko stumbles around in pain, and once he's where he wants him to. SammyExtreme hits a cane shot to the gut that doubles over Tyson Tomko. SammyExtreme then takes the cane, and smashes it over the back of Tyson Tomko. SammyExtreme throws the cane down as Tyson Tomko has tried to get up to his knee's. But SammyExtreme knocks him down with a quick low drop kick. SammyExtreme rolls into the corner, and signals for Tyson Tomko to get up as he seems to be preparing for a GORE!] JR-Sammy could end it here. King-What? No flaming table…just doesn't seem right. Kris Gaffney-If he wins this, he might just put himself through the table. [SammyExtreme charges at Tyson Tomko, but Tyson Tomko turns around, and smashes him with a trash can that SammyExtreme brought into the ring with the Singapore cane. Tyson Tomko backs off as SammyExtreme stumbles up to his feet, and Tyson Tomko picks up SammyExtreme and hits a spinning reverse pancake that connects. Tyson Tomko goes into the cover on SammyExtreme, the ref counts and gets a 1………………..2…………………3!] King-Bet Sammy wished he didn't Howard Finkel: The following match is a schedule singles standard rules match. Making his way to the ring at this time he stands tall at 6'10", 440 pounds... he is Troy Gafgen! [ "Troy's theme" begins to play over the PA as Troy Gafgen emerges at the entrance. The crowd cheers as Troy walks on down to the ring. Troy climbs the steel steps and enters the ring. He begins stretching as he awaits.] Howard Finkel: And his opponent making his way to the ring accompanied by Melina Perez stands 6'3" and weighs 235 pounds. He is Randy Evans! [ "Welcome to Heartbreak" by Kanye West begins to play. Randy Evans and Melina walk out to a greeting of boos. Evans just grins and Melina shrugs it off. On the way down Melina even taunts a few fans. Randy Evans slides into the ring and gets up. Evans points at Troy Gafgen saying something to him.] JR: Evans already jaw jacking here. Gafgen is a big man and you don't want to piss a bull off. King: Gafgen is a man JR. Gaffney: It was a figure of speech King, I think. [ The bell rings as the two men circle in the ring.] JR: And this match is under way here folks. [ Randy Evans goes to throw a punch to the head of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen catches the punch and shoves Randy Evans backwards as he rolls. Gafgen flexes as Evans gets up quickly trying to size up Troy Gafgen and get a better idea to wrestle him. Evans and Gafgen tie up. Evans starts kneeing Gafgen in the gut while tied up. Troy Gafgen loses the struggle and Evans irish whips him off the ropes. As Troy bounces off the ropes back towards Evans, Evans hits a drop kick. Gafgen stumbles back and Evans quickly returns to his feet as he hits a running clothesline. Gafgen drops down to one knee. Evans begins to go to work on the slightly dazed Gafgen with punches alternating right and left hand. From his knees Gafgen manages to head butt Randy Evans. Evans drops to the ring mat as Gafgen grabs the ropes trying to regain his sense of balance. Gafgen gets up and pulls Evans to his feet. Gafgen hits a huge open palm slap on Evans. Evans flops around like a fish. Gafgen grapples Evans and hits a northern lights suplex.] Gaffney: Gafgen seems to have regained his composure here. JR: Evans is still trying to get something going here. [ Gafgen gets distracted as Melina Perez is yelling at him from outside the ring. Evans takes the oppurtunity and clips Gafgen's right knee out from underneath him. Melina applaud's the move from the outside. Evans just stares back at her before quickly returning focus to Gafgen who is down on the mat. Evans starts stomping furiously on Gafgen's chest. Evans bounces off the ropes and hits a elbow drop. Evans drops to his knees and applies a sleeper hold on Gafgen. The ref begins to check on Gafgen as the seconds go by.] JR: Evans trying to put Gafgen out cold here. Gaffney: Might just work. Gafgen seems to be motionless guys. [ The crowd begins a chant for Troy that echos through out the arena 'Let's go Troy'. Troy begins to get up slowly. Evans shaking his head in frustration. Both men are now up to there feet as Gafgen has broken the sleeper hold. Gafgen somehow pulls out a belly to belly suplex as both guys hit the ring hard. Melina can be seen trying to cheer on Randy Evans whom seems to be out of it. Gafgen slowly gets up to his feet. He picks Evans up and whips him to the corner. Gafgen charges and hits a huge body splash on Evans. Evans stumbles out of the corner in a daze and Gafgen follows behind him. Gafgen thinks he has him primed for a running bulldog, but Evans counters somehow. Evans ducks the attempt and Gafgen stumbles in front of Evans. Evans hits a reverse DDT on Gafgen that has a resounding thud.] King: Oh man, Gafgen's head just smacked hard off the mat. Sounded like a coconut. JR: Just a sickening noise to hear. [ Evans is aware he's done damage and begins to stomp away on Gafgen yet again. The camera cuts to a happy looking Melina Perez standing just outside the ring. Randy Evans goes for the pin. The ref counts 1...2.. Gafgen gets his shoulder up.] JR: Some how, some way Troy Gafgen breaks the pin. Gaffney: Will he be able to make a comeback here though. [ Evans slams his hands on the mat in frustration. Evans guides Gafgen up to his feet. Evans does a knife edge chop to the chest of Gafgen. Then another. Evans runs and bounces off the ropes and leaps trying to hit a Lou Thesz Press, but Gafgen musters enough strength to hold Evans in a bear hug. Evans is screaming in pain, but Gafgen hangs on. Evans manages to get his right hand free and begins to fire shots to the temple of Troy Gafgen. Gafgen gets dazed and releases Evans. Evans gets up as Gafgen is trying to regain his sense of balance. Evans kicks Gafgen in the gut and hits a double arm DDT. Evans gets to his knees as he stands up and puts Gafgen in the camel clutch. Evans leans back as Gafgen is screaming in pain. The ref begins to check for signs that Gafgen may call it quits. Gafgen shakes his head in a no fashion. Evans seems to grow more and more frustrated as Gafgen isn't going to tap.] JR: Evans getting really livid here. He's going to snap Gafgen in half. King: Think if Gafgen does snap in half he'll have candy come out of him like a pinyata? Gaffney: No King, I don't. [ Randy Evans breaks the hold. Gafgen lays on his stomach on the ring mat just gasping for air. Evans looks around trying to figure out how to put the big Troy Gafgen down and out. Randy Evans goes to the turnbuckle and climbs it. Evans sizes up the leap before he hits a vintage Bret Hart style elbow drop from the top rope. Evans isn't done though as he gets back up quickly. He runs towards the ropes and hits a leg drop on the way back. Evans seems to be mounting an offense that's wearing down Gafgen. Evans goes for a lunging clothesline, but Gafgen catches Evans with a hand around his throat. The two men struggle to get control of the situation. Just then someone is seen causing a problem as they hop over the guard railing. It's Scott Tazte.] JR: Scott Tazte is out here, what in the blue hell is he doing out here? King: This can't be good, but for who? [ Scott Tazte slides into the ring and blindsides the ref. The ref goes down in a heap. Both Evans and Gafgen stop fighting each other and stare down Tazte. Scott Tazte comically waves at them and grins. Troy Gafgen takes a shot at Tazte. Tazte ducks it and hits counters it with a quick rendition of The Remedy. Tazte drops and rolls out of the ring. Tazte can be heard saying 'I didn't start it', Tazte hops over the railing and disappears through the crowd.] JR: Why is Scott Tazte of The Organization getting involved in this match? Gaffney: Gafgen and The Organization have quite a bit of issue with one another. That's got to be why. [ A slgihtly confused Randy Evans pulls Gafgen up to his feet. Randy Evans pulls off an atomic drop on Troy Gafgen. Gafgen stumbles around the ring as Evans sets up and hits The Tragedy. Gafgen lays motionless on the ring mat.] JR: The Tragedy! This could be it. [ Randy Evans goes for the cover as the ref comes to and sees the pin attempt. Melina Perez cheers on. The ref begins to count 1...2...3! The bell rings as Randy Evans gets up and celebrates. Evans steps on the motionless Gafgen as he raises his arms in victory. Randy Evans then exits the ring and heads off to the back with Melina. ] JR: Tazte had to stick his nose in this match. King: He was merely spectating. Gaffney: Not sure what match you were watching King, but it wasn't the same one we just saw. …“WOOOOOOOOO” blasts over the p.a. system followed by the familiar theme of one “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, the fans go absolutely nuts as Flair hasn’t been seen live at an EMF event in quite some time. Through the curtain comes the Nature Boy, wearing a black suit with red shirt, and with his blond hair slicked back. Flair lets out several WOOOOOOs on his way to the ring before entering up the steps and through the ropes. He retrieves a microphone as his music comes to a stop... Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOO! You haven’t seen me around here in a while, but I can tell you all recognize the limousine ridin, jet flyin, wheelin and dealin, kiss stealin son of a gun, that’s right, the Nature Boy is back inside an EMF ring. I wish I could say that I was out here just to make an appearance and see all my fans one more time, but sadly, there’s something else that has brought me out of the comfortable world of retirement. Over the last month or so, I’ve sat at home and watched some things happen that I’m not happy about. It’s no secret the relationship I’ve had with Ken Kennedy and Tyson Tomko over the past few years, but lately, I haven’t been happy with what I’ve been seeing. It all started last month when I saw another familiar face, the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase make his EMF debut. Then I saw him announce his first acquisition in the EMF, and to my surprise, it turned out to be none other than Kennedy. Now, I know I’m not a saint, they didn’t call me the “dirtiest player in the game” for nothing, but even I’m not the Million Dollar Man. Kennedy’s always kinda done his own thing. He left the Horsemen when he wanted to join Revolution the first time, so I know I’m not gonna convince him. But last week, I see him out here trying to convince Tyson Tomko to join Money Inc as well, and I just couldn’t sit at home and watch it happen. So I decided to come here to New York and do something about it. So, Tyson Tomko, I want you to join me in the ring. We got something to talk about. …at that moment, music again begins to play in the arena, only it’s not the “Problem Solver” theme of Tomko, instead it’s the “Million Dollar Theme”. Through the curtain, we don’t see Tomko appear, but instead the “Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase, one half of the Tag Team Champions with Tomko and the current Money in the Bank holder MVP, and Flair’s other former protégé, Mr. Kennedy. They receive a loud chorus of boos as they walk slowly to the ring, laughing and talking amongst themselves the entire way. One by one, they walk up the steps and step through the ropes as Flair stand his ground right in the middle of the ring. At this point, he’s removed his jacket and unbuttoned his sleeves. Kennedy glares at Flair as he walks by him and retrieves his own microphone… Kennedy: Ted, MVP, this is between Ric and myself, and I’m going to handle it. Hopefully, this shouldn’t take long. I know you got a Intercontinental Title match coming up a little bit later, MVP. …Dibiase and MVP each walk to separate corners behing Flair as Kennedy starts to speak to Flair… Kennedy: Ric, you and I go back a long ways. To say I’m surprised that I see you out here questioning people’s moral fiber would be an understatement. Some of the things I’ve seen you pull over the years. Watching you and the Horsemen break Dusty Rhodes’ arm back in the 80’s, watching the way you double crossed Sting, hell I even saw you fight your supposed best friend Arn Anderson before. So for you to come out here questioning what I’m doing with Ted Dibiase, that takes a lot of balls. That’s balls not brains, Ric. My decision’s made up. Money Inc’s the right decision for me, and there’s nothing you’re going to say to me to change that. As far as Tyson goes though, Ric, it’s a decision he’s gonna have to make himself. He’ll make the right one too, he usually does. This time, the right decision is him joining forces with me once again, along with his tag team partner MVP and the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase. You don’t need to be saying anything to him thinking you’re gonna change his mind. What you need to do is style and profile yourself back up that aisle, back out to your limousine to your jet and on back to Charlotte before you get yourself hurt. We go back a long ways, Ric, and that’s why I’m giving you this warning. It’s time for you to go. Ric Flair: WOOOOOOO! Kennedy, boy, that’s what you are, a boy, you need to step back and realize who you’re talking to. I’m still the same person who won the World Title over fifteen times, fifteen legitimate times. I didn’t just show up here like this Chris Legend guy telling everyone I did it. I did it the old fashioned way, and I’ve got the scars to prove it. I might be retired, but I’m not dead yet. I’ve never backed down from anyone and I’m not gonna do it now. Kennedy: All right, Ric. Have it your way. Those scars you were talking about, I think you’re about to get a few more. …at that moment, Flair is clobbered from behind by MVP with his “money in the bank” briefcase. From the blow, Flair collapses right into Kennedy’s arms where Kennedy delivers a thunderous “Mic Check”. At that moment, all three men, Kennedy, MVP, and Dibiase all start stomping away at Flair who is defenseless to the attack. The fans are all booing loudly, but those boos turn to cheers as “Problem Solver” hits in the arena. Through the curtain, still in his wrestling gear from his Extreme Title defense, comes the EMF’s newest Grand Slam Champion, Tyson Tomko. As Tomko hits the ring, MVP, Kennedy, and Dibiase all scatter exiting the ring in a hurry. Tomko stares them down as his music stops. He leans over checking on Flair who is starting to move. Flair has blood on the back of the head, apparently from the metal briefcase of MVP. The three members of Money Inc all stand together outside the ring as Tomko tends to Flair. Tomko then appears to be trying to help Flair to his feet. As Flair reaches his feet, Tomko suddenly kicks him in the gut doubling him over, then delivers a vicious Sit Down Power Bomb to Flair. The fans who were cheering, erupt in an overwhelming chorus of boos. Tomko gets back to his feet, staring down at the now seemingly unconscious Flair. At that moment, Dibiase, Kennedy, and MVP all reenter the ring. All three are smiling from ear to ear as Tomko still looks down at Flair and the result of his actions. Tomko reaches down picking up one of the microphones… Tomko: I guess everyone knows what my decision is now don’t they? …He drops the mic, shaking the hands of his tag partner MVP, his friend Mr. Kennedy, and that of the Million Dollar Man whose familiar laugh fills the air. All four men join and raise their arms in triumph as the “Million Dollar Theme” once again fills the arena. The men then slowly exit the ring and head back up the aisle to a reaction from an obviously upset audience. They pass a stretcher and the EMT’s as they reach the top of the ramp and head back through the curtain. Before he exits, Tomko turns and gives one last look to the ring where they are attempting to get Flair, who still appears to be unconscious, on the stretcher. Then he turns and follows the rest of the members of Money Inc to the backstage area… ("Generic Theme" blasts out as Miss Jackie makes her way onto the ramp. The Women's Championship is hanging above the ring, and therefore she isn't carrying it. She gets a fairly decent reception from the crowd though.) Finkle: The following contest is the first ever Women's Ladder match! And it is for the EMF Women's Championship. On her way to the ring.... she is the EMF Women's Champion.. Miss Jackie! ("Obsession" blasts out and the crowd give a mixed reaction for the challenger Mickie James. She comes out and runs down the ramp looking excited. She slides into the ring and her and Jackie stare eachother down. The bell rings. They lock up and Mickie beins hitting hard shots on Miss Jackie. She backs her into the corner and then starts hitting knees to the midsection. She lets Jackie stumble out of the corner and then goes for a snapmere but Jackie blocks it. Jackie lifts Mickie up and hits a suplex. She begins stamping away at her. She picks Mickie up but Mickie rakes the eyes and this time hits a snapmere. Mickie then stomps down on Jackie a bit. She lets Jackie stumble to her feet and then looks for a DDT. Again Jackie blocks the move. She elbows Mickie off of her and then whips Mickie hard into the corner. She charges at Mickie but Mickie leans back onto the turnbuckle, and uses it to kick Jackie in the head. Jackie stumbles and Mickie runs and hits her with a spear! She then slides to the outside.) JR: Both of these women seem very well matched... King: If this doesn't end the rilvary... what will? Kris: Releasing the sex tape? King: That'd make it worse... but my life SO MUCH better! (Mickie goes onto the entrance ramp and grabs the ladder which is situated on it. She turns back towards the ring but is met by a huge clothesline. Mickie drops the ladder she was carrying and falls to the floor on the ramp. Jackie picks Mickie up and then Snapmeres her down onto the ladder. Mickie yells out in pain and then Jackie goes for an elbow drop, but Mickie rolls and Jackie smashes the ladder. She looks hurt as she stumbles up and then Mickie suplexes her down hard onto the ladder. Mickie picks up the ladder and Jackie is rolling in pain. She measures Jackie with the ladder as if to strike her as she gets up. Jackie stumbles up and Mickie swings but Jackie is somehow able to dive out of the way. Jackie, in desperation, grabs Mickie from behind and applies a sleeper hold. Mickie drops the ladder and after a while appears to be fading. Jackie however is still hurting too and eventually she is forced to release the hold. Mickie turns fast and kicks Jackie in the gut and nails a DDT. She drops to her knees clearly still feeling the effects of the sleeper.) JR: What won't these 2 do to get one up on the other? King: I'd say have sex... but its too late! Kris: As you keep reminding us.... (Mickie stumbles back up and grabs the ladder. She begins to walk towards the ring but doesn't realise Jackie is up. As Mickie slides the ladder into the ring, Jackie runs up and clotheslines her from behind. She takes hold of Mickie and hurls her into the barricade. She takes Mickie up and ramp, and hits a few hard chops on her. Mickie catches one of them and fires back. She seems to overpower Jackie for a few moments and then knocks Jackie down with a hard clothesline. She stomps on her and then lifts her back to her feet. She looks to kick Jackie in the gut again but seemingly Jackie wasn't as hurt as she made out. She catches Mickie's foot and then hits a hard suplex. She picks Mickie up and sets her up for the F-Off! Mickie struggles but Jackie peels off the move quickly and hard onto the steel ramp. She seems certain that Mickie won't get up, and heads into the ring where the ladder lays waiting. She takes it and begins setting it up in the ring. She does so, but then she notices Mickie has made it half way to her feet. She looks annoyed at this and goes under the ring. She pulls out a Steel chair. She charges up the ramp towards Mickie but Mickie meets her with a clothesline. Mickie picks up the chair and smashes Jackie with it hard.) JR: No Disqualifications in this ladder match! King: And Mickie James about to get revenge for that loss at First Blood by taking it to Jackie with a chair! (Mickie picks up Jackie and Irish whips her down the ramp. Jackie falls against the ring apron. Mickie charges at her with the chair but Jackie ducks it just in time. She turns and nails Mickie with a hard suplex to the ground. She then picks Mickie up and throws her against the ringpost. Mickie falls against it and Jackie takes the chair and hits a con-chair-to against the ring post! Mickie goes down like she's been shot and Jackie rolls into the ring. She starts to climb the ladder she set up earlier. She's not climbing at her fastest, still clearly feeling some effects from Mickie's offence. Mickie begins to stir when Jackie is halfway up. Eventually she slides into the ring and tries to pull herself to her feet. Jackie reaches the top and reaches out and touches the title, but then Mickie is able to throw her weight into the ladder and cause it to fall. Jackie crashes down with it and lands on top of the ladder, in the ring. Both women are down, clearly hurting.) JR: And this is why women have not been allowed into this environment previously... King: They might ruin their good looks! (Mickie is first to her feet but it takes a long while. She sees Jackie has barely moved and is still laying on top of the ladder. Mickie grabs Jackie and lifts her and Scoop slams her back down onto the ladder. Jackie lets out a scream of pain. Mickie then goes over to the nearest turnbuckle and leaps to the top of it. She jumps off and nails a leg drop onto Jackie who is now seemingly unable to move. Mickie then slides out of the ring and looks under it and grabs a second ladder. She slides back in and sets up the ladder and begins to climb it. She is still feeling the effects of the con-chair-to and her climbing is slow. Jackie begins to stir and tries to pull herself to her feet. Mickie figures she has time so keeps climbing and reaches the top of the ladder. She is trying to reach the title but can't quite so she steps up so she is standing right at the top of the ladder. She grasps the title in her hands, and is trying to unhook it, when she sees Jackie is on her feet. She tries desperately, but realises she doesn't have the time. Mickie looks down at Jackie, as if measuring her, and then leaps from the ladder. She executes a perfect hurricanrana off the top of the ladder that sends Jackie flying across the ring! Mickie also looks hurt by the fall.) JR: Mickie deciding it was too dangerous to stay up there and let Jackie knock her down! King: That was so impressive from the soon to be women's champion! Kris: That John Cena propaganda working on you then King? (Both women are clearly struggling and hurting. Again it takes a while but Mickie is first to her feet. She goes over to Jackie and begins slapping away at her wildly. She then grabs the ladder that Jackie was previously laying on, and sets it up like a ramp against the ladder which is set up. She picks up Jackie and tries to whip her into the ladder. Jackie somehow stops herself by clinging hold of it. Mickie charges at her and Jackie hits her with a Mick-Kick! Jackie smirks as Mickie falls down. She picks up Mickie and then throws her onto the ramp-like ladder. Jackie herself then climbs on to it and Mickie is motionless. Jackie picks her up and nails the F-Off from this ladder to the floor! Mickie is seemingly out of it and Jackie begins to climb the ladder. She's clearly struggling and is basically having to drag herself up the ladder, but with Mickie motionless it looks to be all over.) JR: She used Mickie's own finisher.... followed by her own! King: Desperation... thats what it was... Kris: That or she wants to be more like Mickie! (Jackie is taking an age to climb but is willing herself upwards. Mickie finally begins to stir and pulls herself up quickly using the ladder. She manages to climb on top of the 2nd ladder but Jackie is way ahead of her in climbing the standing ladder. Jackie reaches the top and begins to try and unhook the title. Mickie is following her upward but looks like she won't make it. Jackie begins to try desperately to unhook her championship when all of a sudden she gets a look of pure shock over her face and lets go of the belt completely, and almost loses her balance. We then see why, as Mickie James has reached up and placed her in the Vaginal claw! Jackie is struggling to even hold onto the ladder due to the shock of this move. Mickie then eventually releases her and then grabs her and throws Jackie hard to the floor below. With Jackie seemingly out cold, Mickie continues to climb the ladder.) JR: Well thats done it surely... King: Do you think Jackie secretly enjoyed that? Kris: I doubt it. But do you have to relate everything to a tape your never going to see? King: I live in hope that the great John Cena will show us one day! (Mickie is climbing the ladder and has seemingly got the match won, when all of a sudden we see Chris Masters sprinting down the ramp. He jumps onto the second ladder and is able to reach up and grab Mickie. He hurls her too to the floor below. Masters jumps down and then begins stalking Mickie, as if he's going to apply the Masterlock.) JR: Chris Masters has snapped! King: What a sore loser.... Kris: I think he just wanted to be on TV.... (Mickie and Jackie both try and make it to their feet. They both begin pulling themselves up and then Chris grabs Mickie and tries to apply the Masterlock! He gets it locked it and Mickie screams but after only a couple of seconds he is forced to release it. John Cena has slid into the ring and nailed him with a low blow! Masters stumbles and Cena lifts him up and FUs him down onto the ladder! Cena then picks up Masters and hurls him out of the ring to the floor below. Jackie is on her feet and Cena knocks her down with a clothesline! He then picks up Mickie and she looks terrified and Cena is trying to calm her. He tells her to just go up and grab the title, and then lifts her up onto the ladder so she can start climbing it. Jackie gets back up and charges at Cena but he grabs her and positions her for the FU!) JR: Damn this Cena! These two were having a classic match until him and Chris Masters turned up to ruin it. King: At least the hot lesbian will win, one way or another! Kris: Sucks to be Miss Jackie right now.... (Mickie has barely made any progress, still feeling the effect of the attack from Masters. Cena holds Jackie in position and shes kicking and screaming but can't get out of it. Suddenly the crowd cheer as Amy Jericho comes through the crowd and grabs a chair from the announce position. She slides into the ring where Cena's still holding Jackie up and then smashes Cena over the back of the head with the chair. Cena goes down and then Amy helps Jackie to her feet. Amy grabs Mickie and pulls her off the ladder and delivers a Twist of Fate. Jackie is actually climbing faster this time, seemingly having recovered well while Cena was toying with her. She reaches the top of the ladder and climbs up to grab the belt. Suddenly, without any warning, Amy Jericho charges over and shoves the ladder clean over. Jackie goes flying off and lands outside the ring. The fans are stunned by what just happened. Amy sets the ladder back up and tries to help Mickie James to recover. Mickie wakes up and beams when she sees Amy helping her. Cena is up now too and looks shocked at the sight of Amy helping Mickie. Mickie begins to climb the ladder and Jackie's still clearly hurt on the outside. She begins crawling towards the ring and pulls herself up and into the ring. Amy goes over and lifts Jackie up and then nails the Whiplash DDT! Mickie reaches the top and unhooks the championship. The crowd are booing a bit but just seem shocked.) JR: What... the...... King: I don't know what to say.... Kris: That wasn't how this was meant to go.... ("Obsession" blasts out and Finkle announces the title change. Cena climbs to ladder and grabs Mickie and begins to carry her down the ladder. He gets her to the floor and she hugs him and is beaming at him. Suddenly she turns to Amy, and looks confused. So too does Cena. Cena goes over to Amy and begins to ask her what the hell that was all about. Suddenly Amy grabs his face and pushes herself against him and the two begin making out! The crowd boo extremely loud at the sight of this. Cena looks shocked for a brief moment and then puts his arms around Amy and just enjoys it. Mickie looks confused but also happy about what she sees in front of her. The two continue kissing for quite some time and then eventually break apart and Cena has the largest smirk on his face. Mickie joins him an he raises both of their arms in the air. He then slides out of the ring with them, and places his arm around Amy as they walk up the ramp together. They stop at the top of it and begin making out again.) JR: In all my years in this business... this must be the most confusing sight I ever saw.... King: I guess its true.... the passion between them really was uncontrollable... Kris: There's gonna be a lot of explanations wanted in the morning! (They disappear behind the curtain and we go to commercial.) ("MVP" blasts on the PA system as MVP walks out to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) Kris Gaffney-So much for humble MVP. King-That's actually good…his entrance was more painful than anything he could say or do. JR-I for one don't like this change of attitude. King-You wouldn’t…. ("City" blasts on the PA system as the IC champion Vampire Christ walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-This is one of the few standard matches on the card. King-At least not every match is the same one we had Hell on Earth. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…how lame would that be? [Vampire Christ and MVP pace around the ring, and they lock up. Vampire Christ goes behind MVP in a waist lock, MVP looks for a way out of the hold. He tries to reverse the waist lock, and is able to take down Vampire Christ with a waist lock take down into a front face lock. MVP holds the hold, Vamprie Christ looks for a way out of the hold, and he spins out of the hold, and puts on an arm bar. Vampire Christ holds on the pressure, and MVP looks for a way out of the hold, and slowly MVP gets up to his feet as he does this Vampire Christ puts on a hammer lock, and MVP gets up to his feet. MVP looks for a way out of the hold, and finally he is able to grab Vampire Christ head, and lifts himself up, and hits a snapmare that sends Vampire Christ, and this time MVP has Vampire Christ on the mat. Vampire Christ hits the mat in frustration for allowing himself to get countered into this move, but doesn't take it out on himself too much as he slowly starts to get up to his feet. Vampire Christ looks for a way out of the hold Vampire Christ is able to get to the side of MVP, and tries to belly to back suplex MVP. But MVP is able to roll out of the back. MVP pushes Vampire Christ into the ropes, and rolls up Vampire Christ. MVP is able to hold Vampire Christ for the 1………………..2………..Vampire Christ kicks out, MVP is off balance and with the added push falls forward, and out of the ring. He hits the arena floor a little hard, but not much to stop him for long. Vampire Christ gets up to his feet just about the time that MVP gets up to his feet. MVP hits a shoulder block in the gut that stumbles Vampire Christ backwards. Vampire Christ comes towards MVP, and MVP slides under Vampire Christ. MVP tries to go for another waist lock, but MVP is able to counter this with a elbow to the face. MVP stumbles stumbles backwards. Vampires Christ goes for a running clothesline, but it's ducked under by MVP. Vampires Christ comes off of the ropes, and MVP is able to hit a belly to belly suplex that sends MVP flying, and crashing down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet as MVP waists for him, once he turns towards him. MVP picks him up, and slams him.] JR-MVP is wasting time. King-If this was a few weeks ago…do you think this would be a waste of time in JR's eyes? Kris Gaffney-Probably not… [MVP signals to the crowd, and goes to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. But it cut off by Vampire Christ who hits a fall through spine buster, but Vampire Christ can't really follow up as he's taken quite a few moves through this match and finally as the ref reaches 8 on his standing 10 count, and both wrestlers get up to their feet at about the same time, MVP gets up to his feet, and MVP goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Vampire Christ. Vampire Christ hits a reverse neck breaker. Both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet, but they both get at about the same time. Vampire Christ hits a inverted atomic drop on MVP, MVP can't go anywhere as Vampire Christ quickly takes out MVP's vertical base by hitting double leg take down, and sets up MVP, and hits a catapault that sends MVP flying, and MVP hits his head on the turnbuckle. He turns around, and Vampire Christ hits a big splash in the corner. MVP stumbles out of the corner stunned, and Vampire Christ picks up MVP and puts him on the top rope. Vampire Christ hits a few fists to the face of MVP, and MVP reels on the top rope. Satisfied that MVP is stunned enough, Vampire Christ climbs up to the top rope, hooks MVP, and hits a super plex from the top rope. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, slowly Vampire Christ turns towards MVP, and is able to throw an arm over MVP for a cover. The ref counts 1…………………………………2………………………………..MVP is able to roll his shoulder off of the mat just before the three count. Vampire Christ can't really react to the fact that MVP was able to kick out as he took quite a bit out of himself with that super plex.] JR-Vampire Christ was able to hit that big move, but wasn't able to capitalize on it in time. King-Well, he better do something quickly if he wants to do something with the advantage. Kris Gaffney-I think MVP use to call himself Big Texas Montal….think that strikes fear in Vampire… [MVP gets up, and Vampire Christ goes for a running clothesline, but MVP ducks. Vampire Christ has to stop short of smashing into the ref, who dives out of the way. Leaving it open for MVP to hit a low blow on Vampire Christ, and gets away with it. MVP school boys Vampire Christ, and is able to get the 1……………………2…………………..3!] JR-We have a new IC champion. King-Wow, no mention of how MVP cheated. JR-BAH GAWD Kris Gaffney-You had to open your mouth… JR-Before we have the main event, I want to make reference to an event that happened after Shockwave went off the air. (We see a clip with Ken Kennedy attacking a downed Dan Godwin. Godwin looked hurt.) JR-We were going to originally have a rematch with Ken Kennedy and Dan Godwin, but because of this event, Dan Godwin wasn't able to make it. King-Seemly instead of getting the title, this match was made, and the title match was moved to next week Kris Gaffney-Strange happening huh? Sucks for Kennedy and Godwin all around. King-We'll be hearing about it for a long time, so yes. But probably not the weirdest thing that's happened tonight. ("Turn up the Trouble" blasts on the PA system as Ken Kennedy walks to the ring, and does his usual announcer thing.) JR-Ken Kennedy has been considered the #1 contender, but it's up to him to make sure he doesn't have to share it. King-Ken Kennedy never has been good at sharing. Kris Gaffney-Although, I do hear he use to like to share injuries. King-What a guy. ("Sound of Madness" as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, he slides into the ring.) JR-Like him or not, but Tazte is successful. King-I'm waiting for him to do a promo from a hill top. Kris Gaffney-Someone had to say it…with a theme like that. ("People like Me" blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks out to the ring along with Ashley Massaro.) JR-This match is not only about Money in the Bank, but three big stables are represented in this match. King-I think I can beat him a pepsi drink off. Kris Gaffney-If that's what this match was about….Punk would be a shoe in. [Ken Kennedy comes into the ring, and then throws fists to the face of each of the competitors. Finally after a few times, Scott Tazte is able to block one, and hits a fist to the face that knocks down Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy gets up to his feet, and CM Punk and Scott Tazte hits fists on Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy stumbles backwards, and CM Punk and Scott Tazte double whip Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy backs up to the ropes, and CM Punk and Scott Tazte double whip Ken Kennedy off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes and Tazte and Punk hit a double flap jack. Ken Kennedy rolls into the outside, Scott Tazte gets up, and gets hit with a kick to the back by CM Punk. Scott Tazte turns around, and gets hit with a few jabbing fists to the face. CM Punk tries to whip Scott Tazte off of the ropes, Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and CM Punk lowers his head, but Scott Tazte is able to grab CM Punk by the hair, and drives him into the mat face first. Scott Tazte waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a running forearm to the face, and CM Punk goes down to the mat, and gets up to his feet. Scott Tazte hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip CM Punk off of the ropes, but it's reversed. As Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, he leaps in the air, and hits a flying clothesline that knocks down CM Punk. CM Punk stumbles up fairly quickly, Scott Tazte kicks CM Punk in the gut, and puts him in piledriver/power bomb position, and lifts him up and hits a stacked power bomb, and gets a 1………………2…………..kick out by CM Punk. Scott Tazte goes to the ropes, and climbs up to the top rope. Ken Kennedy grabs a leg of ScottTazte. Scott Tazte answer this by hitting a fist to the face, that knocks Ken Kennedy off of the apron. But this allowed CM Punk to recover, CM Punk charges the corner, and runs up the corner, and hits his pattern running knee into the face. This stuns Scott Tazte, and from the top rope. CM Punk hits a bulldog off of the top rope that drives Scott Tazte's face into the mat. But CM Punk seems to be just as effected having fallen fairly far himself, and due to the face that he's received some impactful moves thus far. But CM Punk starts to crawl towards the downed Scott Tazte for the cover.] JR-CM Punk might win it here, that was shades of the great Alex Salvatore. King-Scott Tazte doesn't look like he's caked in blood. Kris Gaffney-mmmmmm…..Cake… [ CM Punk goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………….2…………….Ken Kennedy hits a running boot to the side of the head on Scott Tazte that takes him off of the cover, and Ken Kennedy tries to get the cover himself, and gets a 1……………..2…………CM Punk grabs Ken Kennedy off of the cover, and pulls him up. But Ken Kennedy hits a knee into the gut, and takes CM Punk and throws him into the ring post. CM Punk stays there in pain, and Ken Kennedy goes to the ropes as he's trying recover after landing weirdly. (hopefully not a future endeavered fall of DEATH) Scott Tazte is able to get up to his feet, and see's Ken Kennedy, and charges at him. But Ken Kennedy is able to counter this by low bridging the ropes, and sends Scott Tazte flying out of the ring, and crashing into the mat. Ken Kennedy notices CM Punk stumbling up to his feet, and turns towards Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy goes for the end of this match with the mic check, but it's countered with a few elbows by CM Punk. This breaks the move, Ken Kennedy is able to recover after those moves, and goes for a running clothesline. But CM Punk attempts to go for a spinning heel kick to counter this charge, but it's ducked under by Ken Kennedy. CM Punk turns around, and Ken Kennedy lifts up CM Punk. Ken Kennedy hits a rolling senton on CM Punk. CM Punk rolls around in pain, and ends up in the corner where Ken Kennedy hits a few stomps into the gut to keep him in the sitting position, and follows up by putting his boot to the throat. The ref would cut, but this is no DQ, but Kennedy lets go about the time it would have been 4 anyways. Ken Kennedy runs to the ropes, bounces off, and hits a running boot to the face of CM Punk. Ken Kennedy stays there and taunts a few people.] JR-Ken Kennedy is in control. King-Um he's forgetting someone. Kris Gaffney-I get a feeling he'll remember very soon. [Ken Kennedy turns around, and Scott Tazte hits a reverse jawbreaker that stumbles back Ken Kennedy to the ropes, and bounces off. Scott Tazte kicks Ken Kennedy in the gut, and goes for the Remedy. But Kennedy is able to twist around, and goes for the Mic check. Scott Tazte hits a few elbows to the side of the head, then Scott Tazte pushes Ken Kennedy away. Ken Kennedy crashes into CM Punk, their heads hitting. Ken Kennedy falls out of the ring. CM Punk stumbles towards Scott Tazte, and Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and hits the remedy DDT! He goes into the cover on CM Punk, and gets the 1…………………2…………………..3!] JR-Scott Tazte has won this match, and the chance to be in the world title match. King-I blame this on Dwight Howard. Kris Gaffney-Why's that? King-Eeerrr….not sure…gets a technical foul…DAMN IT! gets another and gets kicked out* Kris Gaffney-Better not move wrong…or I might…gets a technical foul..AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH (Scott Tazte celebrates as Whiplash goes off the air.)

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(Going into an intro. Screen that welcome us to Whiplash 2009. We go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. Once they conclude the lights turn on, and fans are waving their signs. Some say "I got a technical foul getting here", "Fallen X-Tazte", and "something weird will happen this show".)

JR-Welcome to Whiplash, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-We have quite a show, headlined by the contendership match between Scott Tazte, CM Punk and

("The Gambler" blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Despite a disappointment with the tag team titles, the Gambler was able to get a rematch with the strange enigma known as X-Tazte.

King-He's strange alright…wonder if Gambler would be able to tell if he's bluffing.

Kris Gaffney-Reading his face has to be a bitch.

("Never gonna take me down" blasts on the PA system as the television champion X-Tazte walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

Kris Gaffney-Seems we have special guests.

Jay Lethal-Your Suicide!...I mean X-Tazte.

Christopher Daniels-How can I be in two places at once?

Jay Lethal-Um…your X-TAZTE!

Christopher Daniels-Screw you guys….for that I'm forgetting my first name!

[X-Tazte and the Gambler pace around the ring, and the Gambler and X-Tazte lock up, and the Gambler being much stronger than the television champion is able to back X-Tazte not only into the corner. But up the turnbuckle, the ref counts to 4, and finally the Gambler allows the break. But the Gambler throws a fist to the face, but it's blocked by X-Tazte, and X-Tazte hits one of his own. The Gambler stumbles back, and X-Tazte measures up the Gmalber, and leaps off of the top rope, and goes for a cross body block. But it's caught by the Gambler, and the Gambler tries to put X-Tazte on his shoulders. But X-Tazte slides out of the back, and X-Tazte goes for a reverse DDT. But it's countered by the Gambler spinning around, and X-Tazte is able to counter that with a ¾ neck breaker that puts the Gambler down on the mat, X-Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed Gambler. The Gambler gets up to his feet stunned, and pushes X-Tazte away. X-Tazte hits a few fists to the face of the Gambler, the Gambler reels back to the ropes. X-Tazte tries to whip the Gambler off of the ropes. But it's reversed by the Gambler, and X-Tazte bounces off of the ropes. The Gambler goes for a big boot to the face, and X-Tazte ducks under and continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, the Gambler is able to X-Tazte's use X-Tazte's own momentum against him. X-Tazte goes flying through the air, but as he's coming down. X-Tazte is able to hit a drop kick that sends the Gambler flying backwards. The Gambler leans up against the ropes, and X-Tazte measures up. He leaps at the Gambler, and hits a cross body block that sandwiches him to the cage wall. The Gambler stumbles around, and goes towards X-Tazte. X-Tazte kicks the Gambler into the gut, and hits the DDT that plants the Gambler into the mat. X-Tazte goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………2………………….kick out by the Gambler with authority. X-Tazte flies through the air, and looks around confused at what to do next. So he starts to climb up the turnbuckle seemly looking to go over the top of the cage. But the Gambler charges at X-Tazte. X-Tazte hits a boot to the face, and X-Tazte measures up on the Gambler.]

JR-X-Tazte has controlled this match thus far.

King-Well being a Gambler, you'd doubt that he can stay on a loosing streak forever.

Kris Gaffney-…..What about your problems.

King-I'm just playing my game…I'll get it back at some point…

[X-Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and goes for some sort of high flying move, but we'll never know what it was. Because the Gambler is able to spear X-Tazte out of the air, and both wrestlers are down on the mat. The Gambler is able to climb up using the ropes, and the Gambler is able to get up to his feet just as X-Tazte is able to climb to his feet and charge at the Gambler. The Gmalber is able to answer this by side stepping X-Tazte, and throwing him into the cage side. X-Tazte stumbles around, and the Gambler stays waiting for X-Tazte. The Gambler grabs X-Tazte by the neck with both of his hands, and holds him up for a few moments, and throws him into the corner. The Gambler hits a few fists gut of X-Tazte. The Gambler whips X-Tazte into the opposite side of the ring, and the Gambler follows X-Tazte into the corner, and hits a clothesline into the corner. The Gambler backs out of the corner, and X-Tazte stumbles out of the corner, and the Gambler is able to pick up X-Tazte, and hits a side walk slam. The Gambler gets up to his feet after taking a few moments to rest up due to the moves he's received thus far, and runs to the ropes and bounces off of the ropes. He goes for a leg drop, but at the last moment X-Tazte moves out of the way, and the Gambler is in the sitting position. X-Tazte slowly gets up to his feet, and tries to take advantage of this opening by running into the ropes, and bounces off. The Gambler goes for a boot to the face, but it's ducked under, and X-Tazte bounces off of the other side of the ring. He comes off of the ropes, and The Gambler is able to catch X-Tazte into a spinning side slam. The Gambler goes into the cover on X-Tazte, and the ref counts 1……………….2…………..kick out by X-Tazte The Gambler stays on the mat, and asks for the door to be open. The door is open and the Gambler starts to go out of the door. But X-Tazte grabs the boot of The Gambler. The Gambler is on one foot, and X-Tazte throws it down, and tries to go for a super kick. It's ducked under by the Gambler. The Gambler kicks X-Tazte in the gut, and sets him up in power bomb position.]

JR-This can't end good.

King-It never does…

[The Gambler lifts up X-Tazte, but X-Tazte is able to roll out of the back with a sunset flip. The Gambler is stumbling backwards, but suddenly he regains his balance, and the Gambler grabs X-Tazte by the throat, and lifts him up to his feet. X-Tazte goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by the Gambler who hits one belly to back suplex….two…three….and finally the fourth belly to back suplex to complete the four of a kind. The Gambler considers going for the cover, but then he shakes his head. He picks up X-Tazte, and puts him on the top turnbuckle. The Gambler hits a fist to the face, and the Gambler climbs up to the top rope, and sets up X-Tazte for the Royal Flush, but just as he's going to drive X-Tazte down, he realizes that not only has X-Tazte hooked the top of the cage, but now he's scurring over the top of the cage. Quickly the Gambler does whatever it takes to stop the champion by grabbing a foot, and holding on for dear life. X-Tazte also is answering with kicks to the face of the Gambler. The two fights for a little bit, then suddenly something unexpected happens, and X-Tazte's boot comes off, and the Gambler looses his balance and falls back into the ring on his back. X-Tazte uses this chance to slide down off the side of the cage, and both feet touch the ground as the ref calls for the bell.]

JR-That was…unexpected…not sure I've seen that before.

King-I have.

JR-Well not in the EMF…

Kris Gaffney-So THAT's where Eddie Guerrero went….he should have saved the surprise for Latino Heat.

JR-Well…even if that's true, some trickery was needed, Gambler brought it tonight.

(Gambler is up, and not looking happy, as he throws the boot at X-Tazte)

(note: Sorry once again, this match should have been up at least two days ago. But then I was hit with the virus, just after thinking of a good ending for this match. (which was a slight issue as well.)

("Paper Tiger" blasts on the PA system as Ravage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Ravage hasn't exactly agreed with what the Organization has done.

King- Weird..

Kris Gaffney-But then he use to hang around with Jarred I believe….they "stand alone"..and love to be the "Hero".

("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Since this new Organization has risen up, Firestorm has found success.

King-and a new theme song.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he doesn't like the color black anymore.

[Firestorm and Ravage get in each others face, and they talk trash a little bit, and finally they come to blows. Neither of them really gaining the advantage after many punches, but finally Ravage is able to start to gain the advantage. He's able to string together a few fists to the face, Firestorm backs up to the ropes, but before Ravage is able to rake the eyes of Ravage. Then changes places towards the ropes, and Ravage hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. Firestorm whips Ravage off of the ropes, and Ravage bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Firestorm goes for a hip toss. But it's blocked and Ravage is able to float over, and goes for one of his own, but it's blocked by Firestorm. Ravage is able to counter this with a diving clothesline that knocks down Firestorm. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and stumbles into the corner, and Ravage goes into the corner, and hits a few knee's into the gut in the corner. Ravage backs out of the corner, and hits a running knee into the gut of Firestorm, Ravage backs up into the ring, and Ravage kicks Firestorm in the gut. He sets him up in vertical suplex position, lifts him and hits the vertical suplex. Ravage knowing that he won't get the pin so quickly notices that Firestorm is in the sitting position. Ravage runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Then hits a kick to the back of Firestorm, Firestorm is in pain, and rolls away. Firestorm slides out of the ring, and stays by the apron trying to recover, Ravage charges at Firestorm, and hits a baseball slide that knocks down Firestorm. Ravage comes out of the ring, and throws Firestorm into the ring. Ravage climbs up to the apron, and waits for Firestorm to get up to his feet. Firestorm is able to stumble up to his feet after a time, and Ravage is sling shots himself up to the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope. He hits a missile drop kick that connects on Firestorm. Firestorm is down on the mat, and Ravage quickly is able to crawl into the cover on Firestorm, and the ref counts the 1…………………………..2……………………..kick out by Firestorm. Ravage looks at the ref. Firestorm gets up in the corner, and Ravage runs and hits a clothesline in the corner, and goes for a running bulldog out of the corner. But it's blocked by Firestorm, and Ravage crashes on the mat.]

JR-Ravage seemed be too focused on his attack, and left an opening open.

King-Well, he should have seen that one coming.

Kris Gaffney-Guess it's hard when you blinded by rage.

King-Maybe he should wear a mask…

[Firestorm waits for Ravage to get up to his feet, and when Ravage does. Firestorm runs out of the corner, and hits a running clothesline that catches Ravage. Ravage does a flip, and crashes down to the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet. Firestorm hits an inverted atomic drop.Ravage is in pain, and Firestorm hits a few fists to the face of Ravage. Firestorm tries to whip Ravage off of the ropes, but it's reversed, and Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Ravage goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Firestorm. Firestorm continues to the other side of the ring. Firestorm bounces off of those ropes, and Ravage turns around and gets hit with a flying clothesline by Firestorm. Ravage goes down, Firestorm waits as Ravage is slow to get up to his feet. Once Ravage is up to his feet, Ravage goes for a wild fist to the face, but it's ducked under by Firestorm. Firestorm goes behind Ravage, puts Ravage on a waist lock, and Firestorm hits a belly to back suplex that sends Ravage on the mat. Firestorm hits a few stomps on the downed Ravage. Ravage gets on his knee's, and Ravage is able to fire away a few fists to the gut of Firestorm, so much that Firestorm is effected, and stumbles backwards into the ropes. Ravage gets up, and charges at Firestorm. Firestorm is able to counter this by throwing him over the top rope. Firestorm turns around, and Ravage hits a hang man, and Ravage stumbles backwards. Ravage climbs up to the top rope, and measures up Firestorm, but before he can do anything. Firestorm hits the ropes, and shakes them, which makes Ravage falls down on the turnbuckle. Ravage is in pain, and Firestorm runs up the turnbuckle. Then hits a super belly to belly suplex off of the top rope, that sends Ravage flying off of the top rope, and crashing down on the mat. Firestorm quickly goes into the cover on Ravage, and gets the 1………………….2…………………..kick out by Ravage. Firestorm rolls out of the ring, and goes to the announcers desk, and grabs a chair. Firestorm then heads back into the ring.]

JR-Firestorm seems to want to try to finish this match.

King-Yeah…but in an extreme match…a chair never seems to do it…wonder why?

Kris Gaffney-No clue…

[Firestorm comes into the ring, and tries to bring the chair over to Ravage to smash him with it. But it's countered with a super kick into the chair. Firestorm falls into the corner. Ravage looks at the chair, and places it perfectly in the corner. Ravage runs, and hits a clothesline in the corner. Firestorm stumbles out of the corner, and Ravage sets up Firestorm up, and puts him in the corner on the top rope. Ravage hits a few fists to the face of Firestorm, and climbs up to the top rope, and Ravage hooks up Firestorm for a super plex. Ravage looks back to make sure the chair is still in as perfect position as he expects it to be, but as he looks back. Firestorm counters with a few rib shots a few rib shots, and a knee to the balls. Firestorm twists Ravage on the top rope, and leaps off, and hits the Firestarter right on the downed chair. Ravage and Firestorm crashes on it, both seem out of it. But luckily for Firestorm he happened to land into the cover on Ravage, and gets the 1………………………2………………….3!]

JR-Firestorm countered out of no where.

King-Guess we can't under estimate these guy's after all.

Kris Gaffney-Think anyone will get that message?

King-Probably not.

(Note: Close match, we had a full staff decision on this one. We just felt Firestorm had the edge in this one, even though Ravage had a good RP too.)

("Cowboy" blasts on the PA system as Chad Vargas walks out to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is the newest member of the Organization.

King-Is he going to give us an Organization strut?

Kris Gaffney-Only if you give him his light up jacket.

("Turn the Page" blasts on the PA system as Chris X walks to the ring along with Lizzy Borden.)

JR-These men have been feuding for seemly for a long time.

King-Must have missed this feud.

Kris Gaffney-Obviously not just here.

King-Oh…right…

[Chad Vargas and Chris X face off in the middle of the ring as they don't seem to blink, finally the two start to fight. Both wrestlers are neither gaining the advantage, and finally Chad Vargas puts Chris X in headlock, and both wrestlers fall out of the ring, and on to the arena floor. Both wrestles hit hard, but seemly just obsessed to fight each other, they get each other. Seemly Chris X a little faster than Chad Vargas, and he goes over towards where Chad Vargas is, and Chad Vargas is able to rake the eyes of Chris X. Chris X stumbles towards the steps trying to regain his eye sight. Chad Vargas charges at Chris X, but Chris X who was waiting for Chad Vargas to seemly make a move hits a drop toe hold that sends Chad Vargas face first into the steel steps. Chad Vargas goes dwon in pain, and Chris X takes the camera cable and wraps it around the neck of Chad Vargas, and chokes him for a few moments. The ref counts, but really it's no use as he obviously isn't going to be DQed in this match. Chris X pulls up Chad Vargas, and whips Chad Vargas around with the camera cable still around his neck, and smashes him into the ring post. Finally letting go of the camera cable. Chris X hits a few stomps on the downed Chad Vargas who gets up to his feet. Once he does, Chris X picks up Chad Vargas, and drops him face first into the guard rail. Chad Vargas stumbles around, and Chris X throws Chad Vargas into the ring, and Chris X grabs his Singapore Cane. Chris X comes into the ring, and Chris X waits for Chad Vargas to get up. Once he does, Chris X goes for his head, but it's blocked by Chad Vargas who caught the cane shot, and hits a kick to the gut of Chris X that stuns Chris X, and makes him drop the cane, and Chad Vargas grabs the cane, and waits for Chris X to turn around. Once he does Chad Vargas aims for Chris X's head. Chris X ducks under, and as Chad Vargas turns around. Chris X hits a low blow on Chad Vargas. Which once again makes him drop the Singapore cane. Chris X grabs the cane, puts it around the neck of Chad Vargas, and hits a Russian leg sweep on Chad Vargas. Chris X goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………………….2……………..kick out by Chad Vargas. Chris X looks surprised that he didn't get the three with that last move.]

JR-Chris X thought he should have had the three with that last move.

King-Funny he just made a tribute to EMF HOF Sandman with that move.

Kris Gaffney-Somewhere Cobra is smiling.

[Chris X looks around for something else to do, and then decides to toss out the Singapore cane, and goes to the outside, and sling shots himself over the top rope for a senton, but at the last moment Chad Vargas moves out of the way. Chris X crashes into the mat, and both wrestlers slowly get up to their feet. Chad Vargas is able to quickly kick Chris X in the gut and peel off a quick DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Chris X is able to roll into the corner, and rest up. Chad Vargas charges at Chris X, Chris X is able to get a boot up, and Chad Vargas runs into it. Chad Vargas stumbles backwards, and Chris X wanting to get the advantage back charges at Chad Vargas, and Chad Vargas counters the charge with a spinning spinebuster that plants Chris X on the mat, and Chad Vargas not wanting to let go of this advantage quickly bounces off of the ropes. Chad Vargas hits a flying knee drop to the face. Chris X holds his face in pain, and Chad Vargas still somewhat hurt rolls under the bottom ring, and climbs up to the top rope. He waits on the top rope for Chris X to get up to his feet. Once Chris X has gotten to his feet. Chad Vargas leaps off of the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick on Chris X. Chris X goes down, Chad Vargas quickly crawls into the cover, and the ref counts 1…………………….2……………………kick out by Chris X. Chad Vargas takes this time to rest up, and he rolls out of the ring. He looks under the ring, and pulls out a trash can. Chad Vargas laughs as he seemly has something that is funny to him on his mind. Chad Vargas rolls in the ring as Chris X is getting up with his back turned. Chad Vargas comes up from behind him, and puts the trash can over the head of Chris X. Chris X stumbles around, and finally Chad Vargas pushes him into the corner where Chris X sits down. Chad Vargas backs up a little bit, runs at the corner that Chris X is in, and hits a low drop kick on the can that Chris X is in. Chris X looks limp, as Chad Vargas drags him out of the garbage can, and near the middle of the ring, and he stands ready to attack.]

JR-It looks like Chad Vargas has this match in control.

King-They always do.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, that's true, then bam, they lose.

[Chad Vargas waits for Chris X, suddenly Chad Vargas notices something behind him. Chad Vargas turns around, and ducks just in time from a chained fist by Shane Douglas! Chad Vargas is able to knock Douglas down, and Chad Vargas turns around. Right into a kick and an F*cker Breaker by Chris X! Chris X goes into the cover on Chad Vargas, and gets the 1……………….2……………..3!]

JR-Where did Douglas comes from?

King-Wal-Mart?

Kris Gaffney-…………

(Chad Vargas gets up to his feet stunned, and Douglas hits the chain wrapped fist he was going for earlier. Chris X and Douglas hit a few stomps on the downed Chad Vargas. Chris X gets up on the top rope, and Shane Douglas grabs Chad Vargas, and puts him on the top rope Chris X hooks Chad Vargas. Then hits the Sucker Driller. Shane Douglas, Chris X, and Lizzy raise each others arms before leaving.)

(Note: Hopefully I got this run in right. Decision was just based on X had two RP's of solid text, and a nice insulting RP on Chad. (liked the song) ("Problem Solver" blasts on the PA system as Tyson Tomko walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tyson Tomko despite being a loner has joined up with Money Inc.

King-Well he is a problem solver after all…he works for people to solve their problems.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we shouldn't be THAT surprised.

("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-This is a big chance for SammyExtreme.

King-He's had better chances.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…one time he was let in a flaming table factory.

King-He was in heaven.

[Tyson Tomko and SammyExtreme pace around the ring, SammyExtreme charges at Tyson Tomko, and Tyson Tomko goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Tyson Tomko, and SammyExtreme goes to the other side of the ring, and bounces off of the ropes. Whatever SammyExtreme was going for we will never know, because Tyson Tomko hits a shoulder block that knocks down SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme gets up to his feet dazed, and gets knocked with a fist to the face. SammyExtreme once again gets up fairly slowly. This time he stumbles right into the waiting Tyson Tomko who grabs SammyExtreme by the throat, and lifts him up. But instead of throwing him down into a double hand choke drop. He throws SammyExtreme into the corner, SammyExtreme hits the turnbuckle, and would stumble towards Tyson Tomko if he doesn't get a few fists to the face. He goes into the corner, and Tyson Tomko hits a few more fists, then follows up with a boot to the throat, the ref counts, but really it's worthless. Tyson Tomko doesn't let go by 5, and the ref can't do anything. But Tyson Tomko lets go soon after anyways, and backs away with his hands up laughing. Tyson Tomko pushes the ref out of the way as he runs to the corner, and hits a body avalanche that connects with SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme slowly stumbles out of the corner, and Tyson Tomko lifts up SammyExtreme over his head for a military press. Then Tyson Tomko throws SammyExtreme behind him, and SammyExtreme crashes, and is in pain, and rolls away from Tyson Tomko. Tyson Tomko measures up SammyExtreme. Once Sammy has almost gotten to his feet, Tyson Tomko runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes and goes for a running big boot to the face. But SammyExtreme ducks it, and runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Tyson Tomko goes for a clothesline, which is also ducked by SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme bounces off of the opposite side ropes, and leaps in the air, but Tomko catches him out of mid air.]

JR-This can't end good for SammyExtreme.

King-Does it ever?

Kris Gaffney-Probably not…

[Tyson Tomko drives SammyExtreme down with a rib breaker. SammyExtreme is in pain, and then Tyson Tomko tries to finish off his trademark combo by pulling up SammyExtreme up, and goes for the the fallaway slam, but SammyExtreme is able to land on his feet. Tyson Tomko turns around SammyExtreme hits a reverse jawbreaker that stuns Tyson Tomko backwards, and Tyson Tomko has to actually hang on the ropes. SammyExtreme has to rest up, and can't really capitalize on the advantage. With this advantage, SammyExtreme charges at Tyson Tomko, but it's countered by Tyson Tomko stepping aside, and throwing SammyExtreme over the top rope. SammyExtreme crashes into the mat, and Tyson Tomko takes a few moments to rest up from the moves. He turns around to try to bring SammyExtreme into the ring, but SammyExtreme turns around and blasts Tyson Tomko with a Singapore Cane. Tyson Tomko goes down to the mat in pain, before going back into the ring. SammyExtreme throws a few other weapons on to the side of the ring, SammyExtreme comes into the ring, and SammyExtreme measures up as Tyson Tomko stumbles around in pain, and once he's where he wants him to. SammyExtreme hits a cane shot to the gut that doubles over Tyson Tomko. SammyExtreme then takes the cane, and smashes it over the back of Tyson Tomko. SammyExtreme throws the cane down as Tyson Tomko has tried to get up to his knee's. But SammyExtreme knocks him down with a quick low drop kick. SammyExtreme rolls into the corner, and signals for Tyson Tomko to get up as he seems to be preparing for a GORE!]

JR-Sammy could end it here.

King-What? No flaming table…just doesn't seem right.

Kris Gaffney-If he wins this, he might just put himself through the table.

[SammyExtreme charges at Tyson Tomko, but Tyson Tomko turns around, and smashes him with a trash can that SammyExtreme brought into the ring with the Singapore cane. Tyson Tomko backs off as SammyExtreme stumbles up to his feet, and Tyson Tomko picks up SammyExtreme and hits a spinning reverse pancake that connects. Tyson Tomko goes into the cover on SammyExtreme, the ref counts and gets a 1………………..2…………………3!]

King-Bet Sammy wished he didn't

Howard Finkel: The following match is a schedule singles standard rules match. Making his way to the ring at this time he stands tall at 6'10", 440 pounds... he is Troy Gafgen!

[ "Troy's theme" begins to play over the PA as Troy Gafgen emerges at the entrance. The crowd cheers as Troy walks on down to the ring. Troy climbs the steel steps and enters the ring. He begins stretching as he awaits.]

Howard Finkel: And his opponent making his way to the ring accompanied by Melina Perez stands 6'3" and weighs 235 pounds. He is Randy Evans!

[ "Welcome to Heartbreak" by Kanye West begins to play. Randy Evans and Melina walk out to a greeting of boos. Evans just grins and Melina shrugs it off. On the way down Melina even taunts a few fans. Randy Evans slides into the ring and gets up. Evans points at Troy Gafgen saying something to him.]

JR: Evans already jaw jacking here. Gafgen is a big man and you don't want to piss a bull off.

King: Gafgen is a man JR.

Gaffney: It was a figure of speech King, I think.

[ The bell rings as the two men circle in the ring.]

JR: And this match is under way here folks.

[ Randy Evans goes to throw a punch to the head of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen catches the punch and shoves Randy Evans backwards as he rolls. Gafgen flexes as Evans gets up quickly trying to size up Troy Gafgen and get a better idea to wrestle him. Evans and Gafgen tie up. Evans starts kneeing Gafgen in the gut while tied up. Troy Gafgen loses the struggle and Evans irish whips him off the ropes. As Troy bounces off the ropes back towards Evans, Evans hits a drop kick. Gafgen stumbles back and Evans quickly returns to his feet as he hits a running clothesline. Gafgen drops down to one knee. Evans begins to go to work on the slightly dazed Gafgen with punches alternating right and left hand. From his knees Gafgen manages to head butt Randy Evans. Evans drops to the ring mat as Gafgen grabs the ropes trying to regain his sense of balance. Gafgen gets up and pulls Evans to his feet. Gafgen hits a huge open palm slap on Evans. Evans flops around like a fish. Gafgen grapples Evans and hits a northern lights suplex.]

Gaffney: Gafgen seems to have regained his composure here.

JR: Evans is still trying to get something going here.

[ Gafgen gets distracted as Melina Perez is yelling at him from outside the ring. Evans takes the oppurtunity and clips Gafgen's right knee out from underneath him. Melina applaud's the move from the outside. Evans just stares back at her before quickly returning focus to Gafgen who is down on the mat. Evans starts stomping furiously on Gafgen's chest. Evans bounces off the ropes and hits a elbow drop. Evans drops to his knees and applies a sleeper hold on Gafgen. The ref begins to check on Gafgen as the seconds go by.]

JR: Evans trying to put Gafgen out cold here.

Gaffney: Might just work. Gafgen seems to be motionless guys.

[ The crowd begins a chant for Troy that echos through out the arena 'Let's go Troy'. Troy begins to get up slowly. Evans shaking his head in frustration. Both men are now up to there feet as Gafgen has broken the sleeper hold. Gafgen somehow pulls out a belly to belly suplex as both guys hit the ring hard. Melina can be seen trying to cheer on Randy Evans whom seems to be out of it. Gafgen slowly gets up to his feet. He picks Evans up and whips him to the corner. Gafgen charges and hits a huge body splash on Evans. Evans stumbles out of the corner in a daze and Gafgen follows behind him. Gafgen thinks he has him primed for a running bulldog, but Evans counters somehow. Evans ducks the attempt and Gafgen stumbles in front of Evans. Evans hits a reverse DDT on Gafgen that has a resounding thud.]

King: Oh man, Gafgen's head just smacked hard off the mat. Sounded like a coconut.

JR: Just a sickening noise to hear.

[ Evans is aware he's done damage and begins to stomp away on Gafgen yet again. The camera cuts to a happy looking Melina Perez standing just outside the ring. Randy Evans goes for the pin. The ref counts 1...2.. Gafgen gets his shoulder up.]

JR: Some how, some way Troy Gafgen breaks the pin.

Gaffney: Will he be able to make a comeback here though.

[ Evans slams his hands on the mat in frustration. Evans guides Gafgen up to his feet. Evans does a knife edge chop to the chest of Gafgen. Then another. Evans runs and bounces off the ropes and leaps trying to hit a Lou Thesz Press, but Gafgen musters enough strength to hold Evans in a bear hug. Evans is screaming in pain, but Gafgen hangs on. Evans manages to get his right hand free and begins to fire shots to the temple of Troy Gafgen. Gafgen gets dazed and releases Evans. Evans gets up as Gafgen is trying to regain his sense of balance. Evans kicks Gafgen in the gut and hits a double arm DDT. Evans gets to his knees as he stands up and puts Gafgen in the camel clutch. Evans leans back as Gafgen is screaming in pain. The ref begins to check for signs that Gafgen may call it quits. Gafgen shakes his head in a no fashion. Evans seems to grow more and more frustrated as Gafgen isn't going to tap.]

JR: Evans getting really livid here. He's going to snap Gafgen in half.

King: Think if Gafgen does snap in half he'll have candy come out of him like a pinyata?

Gaffney: No King, I don't.

[ Randy Evans breaks the hold. Gafgen lays on his stomach on the ring mat just gasping for air. Evans looks around trying to figure out how to put the big Troy Gafgen down and out. Randy Evans goes to the turnbuckle and climbs it. Evans sizes up the leap before he hits a vintage Bret Hart style elbow drop from the top rope. Evans isn't done though as he gets back up quickly. He runs towards the ropes and hits a leg drop on the way back. Evans seems to be mounting an offense that's wearing down Gafgen. Evans goes for a lunging clothesline, but Gafgen catches Evans with a hand around his throat. The two men struggle to get control of the situation. Just then someone is seen causing a problem as they hop over the guard railing. It's Scott Tazte.]

JR: Scott Tazte is out here, what in the blue hell is he doing out here?

King: This can't be good, but for who?

[ Scott Tazte slides into the ring and blindsides the ref. The ref goes down in a heap. Both Evans and Gafgen stop fighting each other and stare down Tazte. Scott Tazte comically waves at them and grins. Troy Gafgen takes a shot at Tazte. Tazte ducks it and hits counters it with a quick rendition of The Remedy. Tazte drops and rolls out of the ring. Tazte can be heard saying 'I didn't start it', Tazte hops over the railing and disappears through the crowd.]

JR: Why is Scott Tazte of The Organization getting involved in this match?

Gaffney: Gafgen and The Organization have quite a bit of issue with one another. That's got to be why.

[ A slgihtly confused Randy Evans pulls Gafgen up to his feet. Randy Evans pulls off an atomic drop on Troy Gafgen. Gafgen stumbles around the ring as Evans sets up and hits The Tragedy. Gafgen lays motionless on the ring mat.]

JR: The Tragedy! This could be it.

[ Randy Evans goes for the cover as the ref comes to and sees the pin attempt. Melina Perez cheers on. The ref begins to count 1...2...3! The bell rings as Randy Evans gets up and celebrates. Evans steps on the motionless Gafgen as he raises his arms in victory. Randy Evans then exits the ring and heads off to the back with Melina. ]

JR: Tazte had to stick his nose in this match.

King: He was merely spectating.

Gaffney: Not sure what match you were watching King, but it wasn't the same one we just saw.

…“WOOOOOOOOO” blasts over the p.a. system followed by the familiar theme of one “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, the fans go absolutely nuts as Flair hasn’t been seen live at an EMF event in quite some time. Through the curtain comes the Nature Boy, wearing a black suit with red shirt, and with his blond hair slicked back. Flair lets out several WOOOOOOs on his way to the ring before entering up the steps and through the ropes. He retrieves a microphone as his music comes to a stop...

Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOO! You haven’t seen me around here in a while, but I can tell you all recognize the limousine ridin, jet flyin, wheelin and dealin, kiss stealin son of a gun, that’s right, the Nature Boy is back inside an EMF ring. I wish I could say that I was out here just to make an appearance and see all my fans one more time, but sadly, there’s something else that has brought me out of the comfortable world of retirement. Over the last month or so, I’ve sat at home and watched some things happen that I’m not happy about. It’s no secret the relationship I’ve had with Ken Kennedy and Tyson Tomko over the past few years, but lately, I haven’t been happy with what I’ve been seeing. It all started last month when I saw another familiar face, the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase make his EMF debut. Then I saw him announce his first acquisition in the EMF, and to my surprise, it turned out to be none other than Kennedy. Now, I know I’m not a saint, they didn’t call me the “dirtiest player in the game” for nothing, but even I’m not the Million Dollar Man. Kennedy’s always kinda done his own thing. He left the Horsemen when he wanted to join Revolution the first time, so I know I’m not gonna convince him. But last week, I see him out here trying to convince Tyson Tomko to join Money Inc as well, and I just couldn’t sit at home and watch it happen. So I decided to come here to New York and do something about it. So, Tyson Tomko, I want you to join me in the ring. We got something to talk about.

…at that moment, music again begins to play in the arena, only it’s not the “Problem Solver” theme of Tomko, instead it’s the “Million Dollar Theme”. Through the curtain, we don’t see Tomko appear, but instead the “Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase, one half of the Tag Team Champions with Tomko and the current Money in the Bank holder MVP, and Flair’s other former protégé, Mr. Kennedy. They receive a loud chorus of boos as they walk slowly to the ring, laughing and talking amongst themselves the entire way. One by one, they walk up the steps and step through the ropes as Flair stand his ground right in the middle of the ring. At this point, he’s removed his jacket and unbuttoned his sleeves. Kennedy glares at Flair as he walks by him and retrieves his own microphone…

Kennedy: Ted, MVP, this is between Ric and myself, and I’m going to handle it. Hopefully, this shouldn’t take long. I know you got a Intercontinental Title match coming up a little bit later, MVP.

…Dibiase and MVP each walk to separate corners behing Flair as Kennedy starts to speak to Flair…

Kennedy: Ric, you and I go back a long ways. To say I’m surprised that I see you out here questioning people’s moral fiber would be an understatement. Some of the things I’ve seen you pull over the years. Watching you and the Horsemen break Dusty Rhodes’ arm back in the 80’s, watching the way you double crossed Sting, hell I even saw you fight your supposed best friend Arn Anderson before. So for you to come out here questioning what I’m doing with Ted Dibiase, that takes a lot of balls. That’s balls not brains, Ric. My decision’s made up. Money Inc’s the right decision for me, and there’s nothing you’re going to say to me to change that. As far as Tyson goes though, Ric, it’s a decision he’s gonna have to make himself. He’ll make the right one too, he usually does. This time, the right decision is him joining forces with me once again, along with his tag team partner MVP and the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase. You don’t need to be saying anything to him thinking you’re gonna change his mind. What you need to do is style and profile yourself back up that aisle, back out to your limousine to your jet and on back to Charlotte before you get yourself hurt. We go back a long ways, Ric, and that’s why I’m giving you this warning. It’s time for you to go.

Ric Flair: WOOOOOOO! Kennedy, boy, that’s what you are, a boy, you need to step back and realize who you’re talking to. I’m still the same person who won the World Title over fifteen times, fifteen legitimate times. I didn’t just show up here like this Chris Legend guy telling everyone I did it. I did it the old fashioned way, and I’ve got the scars to prove it. I might be retired, but I’m not dead yet. I’ve never backed down from anyone and I’m not gonna do it now.

Kennedy: All right, Ric. Have it your way. Those scars you were talking about, I think you’re about to get a few more.

…at that moment, Flair is clobbered from behind by MVP with his “money in the bank” briefcase. From the blow, Flair collapses right into Kennedy’s arms where Kennedy delivers a thunderous “Mic Check”. At that moment, all three men, Kennedy, MVP, and Dibiase all start stomping away at Flair who is defenseless to the attack. The fans are all booing loudly, but those boos turn to cheers as “Problem Solver” hits in the arena. Through the curtain, still in his wrestling gear from his Extreme Title defense, comes the EMF’s newest Grand Slam Champion, Tyson Tomko. As Tomko hits the ring, MVP, Kennedy, and Dibiase all scatter exiting the ring in a hurry. Tomko stares them down as his music stops. He leans over checking on Flair who is starting to move. Flair has blood on the back of the head, apparently from the metal briefcase of MVP. The three members of Money Inc all stand together outside the ring as Tomko tends to Flair. Tomko then appears to be trying to help Flair to his feet. As Flair reaches his feet, Tomko suddenly kicks him in the gut doubling him over, then delivers a vicious Sit Down Power Bomb to Flair. The fans who were cheering, erupt in an overwhelming chorus of boos. Tomko gets back to his feet, staring down at the now seemingly unconscious Flair. At that moment, Dibiase, Kennedy, and MVP all reenter the ring. All three are smiling from ear to ear as Tomko still looks down at Flair and the result of his actions. Tomko reaches down picking up one of the microphones…

Tomko: I guess everyone knows what my decision is now don’t they?

…He drops the mic, shaking the hands of his tag partner MVP, his friend Mr. Kennedy, and that of the Million Dollar Man whose familiar laugh fills the air. All four men join and raise their arms in triumph as the “Million Dollar Theme” once again fills the arena. The men then slowly exit the ring and head back up the aisle to a reaction from an obviously upset audience. They pass a stretcher and the EMT’s as they reach the top of the ramp and head back through the curtain. Before he exits, Tomko turns and gives one last look to the ring where they are attempting to get Flair, who still appears to be unconscious, on the stretcher. Then he turns and follows the rest of the members of Money Inc to the backstage area…

("Generic Theme" blasts out as Miss Jackie makes her way onto the ramp. The Women's Championship is hanging above the ring, and therefore she isn't carrying it. She gets a fairly decent reception from the crowd though.)

Finkle: The following contest is the first ever Women's Ladder match! And it is for the EMF Women's Championship. On her way to the ring.... she is the EMF Women's Champion.. Miss Jackie!

("Obsession" blasts out and the crowd give a mixed reaction for the challenger Mickie James. She comes out and runs down the ramp looking excited. She slides into the ring and her and Jackie stare eachother down. The bell rings. They lock up and Mickie beins hitting hard shots on Miss Jackie. She backs her into the corner and then starts hitting knees to the midsection. She lets Jackie stumble out of the corner and then goes for a snapmere but Jackie blocks it. Jackie lifts Mickie up and hits a suplex. She begins stamping away at her. She picks Mickie up but Mickie rakes the eyes and this time hits a snapmere. Mickie then stomps down on Jackie a bit. She lets Jackie stumble to her feet and then looks for a DDT. Again Jackie blocks the move. She elbows Mickie off of her and then whips Mickie hard into the corner. She charges at Mickie but Mickie leans back onto the turnbuckle, and uses it to kick Jackie in the head. Jackie stumbles and Mickie runs and hits her with a spear! She then slides to the outside.)

JR: Both of these women seem very well matched...

King: If this doesn't end the rilvary... what will?

Kris: Releasing the sex tape?

King: That'd make it worse... but my life SO MUCH better!

(Mickie goes onto the entrance ramp and grabs the ladder which is situated on it. She turns back towards the ring but is met by a huge clothesline. Mickie drops the ladder she was carrying and falls to the floor on the ramp. Jackie picks Mickie up and then Snapmeres her down onto the ladder. Mickie yells out in pain and then Jackie goes for an elbow drop, but Mickie rolls and Jackie smashes the ladder. She looks hurt as she stumbles up and then Mickie suplexes her down hard onto the ladder. Mickie picks up the ladder and Jackie is rolling in pain. She measures Jackie with the ladder as if to strike her as she gets up. Jackie stumbles up and Mickie swings but Jackie is somehow able to dive out of the way. Jackie, in desperation, grabs Mickie from behind and applies a sleeper hold. Mickie drops the ladder and after a while appears to be fading. Jackie however is still hurting too and eventually she is forced to release the hold. Mickie turns fast and kicks Jackie in the gut and nails a DDT. She drops to her knees clearly still feeling the effects of the sleeper.)

JR: What won't these 2 do to get one up on the other?

King: I'd say have sex... but its too late!

Kris: As you keep reminding us....

(Mickie stumbles back up and grabs the ladder. She begins to walk towards the ring but doesn't realise Jackie is up. As Mickie slides the ladder into the ring, Jackie runs up and clotheslines her from behind. She takes hold of Mickie and hurls her into the barricade. She takes Mickie up and ramp, and hits a few hard chops on her. Mickie catches one of them and fires back. She seems to overpower Jackie for a few moments and then knocks Jackie down with a hard clothesline. She stomps on her and then lifts her back to her feet. She looks to kick Jackie in the gut again but seemingly Jackie wasn't as hurt as she made out. She catches Mickie's foot and then hits a hard suplex. She picks Mickie up and sets her up for the F-Off! Mickie struggles but Jackie peels off the move quickly and hard onto the steel ramp. She seems certain that Mickie won't get up, and heads into the ring where the ladder lays waiting. She takes it and begins setting it up in the ring. She does so, but then she notices Mickie has made it half way to her feet. She looks annoyed at this and goes under the ring. She pulls out a Steel chair. She charges up the ramp towards Mickie but Mickie meets her with a clothesline. Mickie picks up the chair and smashes Jackie with it hard.)

JR: No Disqualifications in this ladder match!

King: And Mickie James about to get revenge for that loss at First Blood by taking it to Jackie with a chair!

(Mickie picks up Jackie and Irish whips her down the ramp. Jackie falls against the ring apron. Mickie charges at her with the chair but Jackie ducks it just in time. She turns and nails Mickie with a hard suplex to the ground. She then picks Mickie up and throws her against the ringpost. Mickie falls against it and Jackie takes the chair and hits a con-chair-to against the ring post! Mickie goes down like she's been shot and Jackie rolls into the ring. She starts to climb the ladder she set up earlier. She's not climbing at her fastest, still clearly feeling some effects from Mickie's offence. Mickie begins to stir when Jackie is halfway up. Eventually she slides into the ring and tries to pull herself to her feet. Jackie reaches the top and reaches out and touches the title, but then Mickie is able to throw her weight into the ladder and cause it to fall. Jackie crashes down with it and lands on top of the ladder, in the ring. Both women are down, clearly hurting.)

JR: And this is why women have not been allowed into this environment previously...

King: They might ruin their good looks!

(Mickie is first to her feet but it takes a long while. She sees Jackie has barely moved and is still laying on top of the ladder. Mickie grabs Jackie and lifts her and Scoop slams her back down onto the ladder. Jackie lets out a scream of pain. Mickie then goes over to the nearest turnbuckle and leaps to the top of it. She jumps off and nails a leg drop onto Jackie who is now seemingly unable to move. Mickie then slides out of the ring and looks under it and grabs a second ladder. She slides back in and sets up the ladder and begins to climb it. She is still feeling the effects of the con-chair-to and her climbing is slow. Jackie begins to stir and tries to pull herself to her feet. Mickie figures she has time so keeps climbing and reaches the top of the ladder. She is trying to reach the title but can't quite so she steps up so she is standing right at the top of the ladder. She grasps the title in her hands, and is trying to unhook it, when she sees Jackie is on her feet. She tries desperately, but realises she doesn't have the time. Mickie looks down at Jackie, as if measuring her, and then leaps from the ladder. She executes a perfect hurricanrana off the top of the ladder that sends Jackie flying across the ring! Mickie also looks hurt by the fall.)

JR: Mickie deciding it was too dangerous to stay up there and let Jackie knock her down!

King: That was so impressive from the soon to be women's champion!

Kris: That John Cena propaganda working on you then King?

(Both women are clearly struggling and hurting. Again it takes a while but Mickie is first to her feet. She goes over to Jackie and begins slapping away at her wildly. She then grabs the ladder that Jackie was previously laying on, and sets it up like a ramp against the ladder which is set up. She picks up Jackie and tries to whip her into the ladder. Jackie somehow stops herself by clinging hold of it. Mickie charges at her and Jackie hits her with a Mick-Kick! Jackie smirks as Mickie falls down. She picks up Mickie and then throws her onto the ramp-like ladder. Jackie herself then climbs on to it and Mickie is motionless. Jackie picks her up and nails the F-Off from this ladder to the floor! Mickie is seemingly out of it and Jackie begins to climb the ladder. She's clearly struggling and is basically having to drag herself up the ladder, but with Mickie motionless it looks to be all over.)

JR: She used Mickie's own finisher.... followed by her own!

King: Desperation... thats what it was...

Kris: That or she wants to be more like Mickie!

(Jackie is taking an age to climb but is willing herself upwards. Mickie finally begins to stir and pulls herself up quickly using the ladder. She manages to climb on top of the 2nd ladder but Jackie is way ahead of her in climbing the standing ladder. Jackie reaches the top and begins to try and unhook the title. Mickie is following her upward but looks like she won't make it. Jackie begins to try desperately to unhook her championship when all of a sudden she gets a look of pure shock over her face and lets go of the belt completely, and almost loses her balance. We then see why, as Mickie James has reached up and placed her in the Vaginal claw! Jackie is struggling to even hold onto the ladder due to the shock of this move. Mickie then eventually releases her and then grabs her and throws Jackie hard to the floor below. With Jackie seemingly out cold, Mickie continues to climb the ladder.)

JR: Well thats done it surely...

King: Do you think Jackie secretly enjoyed that?

Kris: I doubt it. But do you have to relate everything to a tape your never going to see?

King: I live in hope that the great John Cena will show us one day!

(Mickie is climbing the ladder and has seemingly got the match won, when all of a sudden we see Chris Masters sprinting down the ramp. He jumps onto the second ladder and is able to reach up and grab Mickie. He hurls her too to the floor below. Masters jumps down and then begins stalking Mickie, as if he's going to apply the Masterlock.)

JR: Chris Masters has snapped!

King: What a sore loser....

Kris: I think he just wanted to be on TV....

(Mickie and Jackie both try and make it to their feet. They both begin pulling themselves up and then Chris grabs Mickie and tries to apply the Masterlock! He gets it locked it and Mickie screams but after only a couple of seconds he is forced to release it. John Cena has slid into the ring and nailed him with a low blow! Masters stumbles and Cena lifts him up and FUs him down onto the ladder! Cena then picks up Masters and hurls him out of the ring to the floor below. Jackie is on her feet and Cena knocks her down with a clothesline! He then picks up Mickie and she looks terrified and Cena is trying to calm her. He tells her to just go up and grab the title, and then lifts her up onto the ladder so she can start climbing it. Jackie gets back up and charges at Cena but he grabs her and positions her for the FU!)

JR: Damn this Cena! These two were having a classic match until him and Chris Masters turned up to ruin it.

King: At least the hot lesbian will win, one way or another!

Kris: Sucks to be Miss Jackie right now....

(Mickie has barely made any progress, still feeling the effect of the attack from Masters. Cena holds Jackie in position and shes kicking and screaming but can't get out of it. Suddenly the crowd cheer as Amy Jericho comes through the crowd and grabs a chair from the announce position. She slides into the ring where Cena's still holding Jackie up and then smashes Cena over the back of the head with the chair. Cena goes down and then Amy helps Jackie to her feet. Amy grabs Mickie and pulls her off the ladder and delivers a Twist of Fate. Jackie is actually climbing faster this time, seemingly having recovered well while Cena was toying with her. She reaches the top of the ladder and climbs up to grab the belt. Suddenly, without any warning, Amy Jericho charges over and shoves the ladder clean over. Jackie goes flying off and lands outside the ring. The fans are stunned by what just happened. Amy sets the ladder back up and tries to help Mickie James to recover. Mickie wakes up and beams when she sees Amy helping her. Cena is up now too and looks shocked at the sight of Amy helping Mickie. Mickie begins to climb the ladder and Jackie's still clearly hurt on the outside. She begins crawling towards the ring and pulls herself up and into the ring. Amy goes over and lifts Jackie up and then nails the Whiplash DDT! Mickie reaches the top and unhooks the championship. The crowd are booing a bit but just seem shocked.)

JR: What... the......

King: I don't know what to say....

Kris: That wasn't how this was meant to go....

("Obsession" blasts out and Finkle announces the title change. Cena climbs to ladder and grabs Mickie and begins to carry her down the ladder. He gets her to the floor and she hugs him and is beaming at him. Suddenly she turns to Amy, and looks confused. So too does Cena. Cena goes over to Amy and begins to ask her what the hell that was all about. Suddenly Amy grabs his face and pushes herself against him and the two begin making out! The crowd boo extremely loud at the sight of this. Cena looks shocked for a brief moment and then puts his arms around Amy and just enjoys it. Mickie looks confused but also happy about what she sees in front of her. The two continue kissing for quite some time and then eventually break apart and Cena has the largest smirk on his face. Mickie joins him an he raises both of their arms in the air. He then slides out of the ring with them, and places his arm around Amy as they walk up the ramp together. They stop at the top of it and begin making out again.)

JR: In all my years in this business... this must be the most confusing sight I ever saw....

King: I guess its true.... the passion between them really was uncontrollable...

Kris: There's gonna be a lot of explanations wanted in the morning!

(They disappear behind the curtain and we go to commercial.)

("MVP" blasts on the PA system as MVP walks out to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

Kris Gaffney-So much for humble MVP.

King-That's actually good…his entrance was more painful than anything he could say or do.

JR-I for one don't like this change of attitude.

King-You wouldn’t….

("City" blasts on the PA system as the IC champion Vampire Christ walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-This is one of the few standard matches on the card.

King-At least not every match is the same one we had Hell on Earth.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…how lame would that be?

[Vampire Christ and MVP pace around the ring, and they lock up. Vampire Christ goes behind MVP in a waist lock, MVP looks for a way out of the hold. He tries to reverse the waist lock, and is able to take down Vampire Christ with a waist lock take down into a front face lock. MVP holds the hold, Vamprie Christ looks for a way out of the hold, and he spins out of the hold, and puts on an arm bar. Vampire Christ holds on the pressure, and MVP looks for a way out of the hold, and slowly MVP gets up to his feet as he does this Vampire Christ puts on a hammer lock, and MVP gets up to his feet. MVP looks for a way out of the hold, and finally he is able to grab Vampire Christ head, and lifts himself up, and hits a snapmare that sends Vampire Christ, and this time MVP has Vampire Christ on the mat. Vampire Christ hits the mat in frustration for allowing himself to get countered into this move, but doesn't take it out on himself too much as he slowly starts to get up to his feet. Vampire Christ looks for a way out of the hold Vampire Christ is able to get to the side of MVP, and tries to belly to back suplex MVP. But MVP is able to roll out of the back. MVP pushes Vampire Christ into the ropes, and rolls up Vampire Christ. MVP is able to hold Vampire Christ for the 1………………..2………..Vampire Christ kicks out, MVP is off balance and with the added push falls forward, and out of the ring. He hits the arena floor a little hard, but not much to stop him for long. Vampire Christ gets up to his feet just about the time that MVP gets up to his feet. MVP hits a shoulder block in the gut that stumbles Vampire Christ backwards. Vampire Christ comes towards MVP, and MVP slides under Vampire Christ. MVP tries to go for another waist lock, but MVP is able to counter this with a elbow to the face. MVP stumbles stumbles backwards. Vampires Christ goes for a running clothesline, but it's ducked under by MVP. Vampires Christ comes off of the ropes, and MVP is able to hit a belly to belly suplex that sends MVP flying, and crashing down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet as MVP waists for him, once he turns towards him. MVP picks him up, and slams him.]

JR-MVP is wasting time.

King-If this was a few weeks ago…do you think this would be a waste of time in JR's eyes?

Kris Gaffney-Probably not…

[MVP signals to the crowd, and goes to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. But it cut off by Vampire Christ who hits a fall through spine buster, but Vampire Christ can't really follow up as he's taken quite a few moves through this match and finally as the ref reaches 8 on his standing 10 count, and both wrestlers get up to their feet at about the same time, MVP gets up to his feet, and MVP goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Vampire Christ. Vampire Christ hits a reverse neck breaker. Both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet, but they both get at about the same time. Vampire Christ hits a inverted atomic drop on MVP, MVP can't go anywhere as Vampire Christ quickly takes out MVP's vertical base by hitting double leg take down, and sets up MVP, and hits a catapault that sends MVP flying, and MVP hits his head on the turnbuckle. He turns around, and Vampire Christ hits a big splash in the corner. MVP stumbles out of the corner stunned, and Vampire Christ picks up MVP and puts him on the top rope. Vampire Christ hits a few fists to the face of MVP, and MVP reels on the top rope. Satisfied that MVP is stunned enough, Vampire Christ climbs up to the top rope, hooks MVP, and hits a super plex from the top rope. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, slowly Vampire Christ turns towards MVP, and is able to throw an arm over MVP for a cover. The ref counts 1…………………………………2………………………………..MVP is able to roll his shoulder off of the mat just before the three count. Vampire Christ can't really react to the fact that MVP was able to kick out as he took quite a bit out of himself with that super plex.]

JR-Vampire Christ was able to hit that big move, but wasn't able to capitalize on it in time.

King-Well, he better do something quickly if he wants to do something with the advantage.

Kris Gaffney-I think MVP use to call himself Big Texas Montal….think that strikes fear in Vampire…

[MVP gets up, and Vampire Christ goes for a running clothesline, but MVP ducks. Vampire Christ has to stop short of smashing into the ref, who dives out of the way. Leaving it open for MVP to hit a low blow on Vampire Christ, and gets away with it. MVP school boys Vampire Christ, and is able to get the 1……………………2…………………..3!]

JR-We have a new IC champion.

King-Wow, no mention of how MVP cheated.

JR-BAH GAWD

Kris Gaffney-You had to open your mouth…

JR-Before we have the main event, I want to make reference to an event that happened after Shockwave went off the air.

(We see a clip with Ken Kennedy attacking a downed Dan Godwin. Godwin looked hurt.)

JR-We were going to originally have a rematch with Ken Kennedy and Dan Godwin, but because of this event, Dan Godwin wasn't able to make it.

King-Seemly instead of getting the title, this match was made, and the title match was moved to next week

Kris Gaffney-Strange happening huh? Sucks for Kennedy and Godwin all around.

King-We'll be hearing about it for a long time, so yes. But probably not the weirdest thing that's happened tonight.

("Turn up the Trouble" blasts on the PA system as Ken Kennedy walks to the ring, and does his usual announcer thing.)

JR-Ken Kennedy has been considered the #1 contender, but it's up to him to make sure he doesn't have to share it.

King-Ken Kennedy never has been good at sharing.

Kris Gaffney-Although, I do hear he use to like to share injuries.

King-What a guy.

("Sound of Madness" as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, he slides into the ring.)

JR-Like him or not, but Tazte is successful.

King-I'm waiting for him to do a promo from a hill top.

Kris Gaffney-Someone had to say it…with a theme like that.

("People like Me" blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks out to the ring along with Ashley Massaro.)

JR-This match is not only about Money in the Bank, but three big stables are represented in this match.

King-I think I can beat him a pepsi drink off.

Kris Gaffney-If that's what this match was about….Punk would be a shoe in.

[Ken Kennedy comes into the ring, and then throws fists to the face of each of the competitors. Finally after a few times, Scott Tazte is able to block one, and hits a fist to the face that knocks down Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy gets up to his feet, and CM Punk and Scott Tazte hits fists on Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy stumbles backwards, and CM Punk and Scott Tazte double whip Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy backs up to the ropes, and CM Punk and Scott Tazte double whip Ken Kennedy off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes and Tazte and Punk hit a double flap jack. Ken Kennedy rolls into the outside, Scott Tazte gets up, and gets hit with a kick to the back by CM Punk. Scott Tazte turns around, and gets hit with a few jabbing fists to the face. CM Punk tries to whip Scott Tazte off of the ropes, Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and CM Punk lowers his head, but Scott Tazte is able to grab CM Punk by the hair, and drives him into the mat face first. Scott Tazte waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a running forearm to the face, and CM Punk goes down to the mat, and gets up to his feet. Scott Tazte hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip CM Punk off of the ropes, but it's reversed. As Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, he leaps in the air, and hits a flying clothesline that knocks down CM Punk. CM Punk stumbles up fairly quickly, Scott Tazte kicks CM Punk in the gut, and puts him in piledriver/power bomb position, and lifts him up and hits a stacked power bomb, and gets a 1………………2…………..kick out by CM Punk. Scott Tazte goes to the ropes, and climbs up to the top rope. Ken Kennedy grabs a leg of ScottTazte. Scott Tazte answer this by hitting a fist to the face, that knocks Ken Kennedy off of the apron. But this allowed CM Punk to recover, CM Punk charges the corner, and runs up the corner, and hits his pattern running knee into the face. This stuns Scott Tazte, and from the top rope. CM Punk hits a bulldog off of the top rope that drives Scott Tazte's face into the mat. But CM Punk seems to be just as effected having fallen fairly far himself, and due to the face that he's received some impactful moves thus far. But CM Punk starts to crawl towards the downed Scott Tazte for the cover.]

JR-CM Punk might win it here, that was shades of the great Alex Salvatore.

King-Scott Tazte doesn't look like he's caked in blood.

Kris Gaffney-mmmmmm…..Cake…

[ CM Punk goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………….2…………….Ken Kennedy hits a running boot to the side of the head on Scott Tazte that takes him off of the cover, and Ken Kennedy tries to get the cover himself, and gets a 1……………..2…………CM Punk grabs Ken Kennedy off of the cover, and pulls him up. But Ken Kennedy hits a knee into the gut, and takes CM Punk and throws him into the ring post. CM Punk stays there in pain, and Ken Kennedy goes to the ropes as he's trying recover after landing weirdly. (hopefully not a future endeavered fall of DEATH) Scott Tazte is able to get up to his feet, and see's Ken Kennedy, and charges at him. But Ken Kennedy is able to counter this by low bridging the ropes, and sends Scott Tazte flying out of the ring, and crashing into the mat. Ken Kennedy notices CM Punk stumbling up to his feet, and turns towards Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy goes for the end of this match with the mic check, but it's countered with a few elbows by CM Punk. This breaks the move, Ken Kennedy is able to recover after those moves, and goes for a running clothesline. But CM Punk attempts to go for a spinning heel kick to counter this charge, but it's ducked under by Ken Kennedy. CM Punk turns around, and Ken Kennedy lifts up CM Punk. Ken Kennedy hits a rolling senton on CM Punk. CM Punk rolls around in pain, and ends up in the corner where Ken Kennedy hits a few stomps into the gut to keep him in the sitting position, and follows up by putting his boot to the throat. The ref would cut, but this is no DQ, but Kennedy lets go about the time it would have been 4 anyways. Ken Kennedy runs to the ropes, bounces off, and hits a running boot to the face of CM Punk. Ken Kennedy stays there and taunts a few people.]

JR-Ken Kennedy is in control.

King-Um he's forgetting someone.

Kris Gaffney-I get a feeling he'll remember very soon.

[Ken Kennedy turns around, and Scott Tazte hits a reverse jawbreaker that stumbles back Ken Kennedy to the ropes, and bounces off. Scott Tazte kicks Ken Kennedy in the gut, and goes for the Remedy. But Kennedy is able to twist around, and goes for the Mic check. Scott Tazte hits a few elbows to the side of the head, then Scott Tazte pushes Ken Kennedy away. Ken Kennedy crashes into CM Punk, their heads hitting. Ken Kennedy falls out of the ring. CM Punk stumbles towards Scott Tazte, and Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and hits the remedy DDT! He goes into the cover on CM Punk, and gets the 1…………………2…………………..3!]

JR-Scott Tazte has won this match, and the chance to be in the world title match.

King-I blame this on Dwight Howard.

Kris Gaffney-Why's that?

King-Eeerrr….not sure…*gets a technical foul*…DAMN IT! *gets another and gets kicked out*

Kris Gaffney-Better not move wrong…or I might…*gets a technical foul*..AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

(Scott Tazte celebrates as Whiplash goes off the air.)