EMF: Unleashed

(Copyright information flashes on the screen. A highlight video is shown of Tommy Malone winning the World Championship with the looming image of the former champion the Wretched Nobody just behind him. Before cutting into a picture of Troy Gafgen winning a contendership match to get in on the World Title scene. A final image shows the three staring down each other as we go into an introduction screen welcoming us to Unleashed 2021. The lights are turned off in the arena in Orlando. Pyrotechnics rain down on the Unleashed set. The lights turn on and the camera scans the crowd who is yelling and waving their signs. The camera zooms out to display the location information. We get one final shot of the crowd as JR begins to speak.)

JR-We are here live at Orlando, Florida. Welcome to the 2021 edition of Unleahed. Hello and welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King, First Blood wasn’t too long ago, but I’m sure that former champions the Wretched Nobody and Troy Gafgen feel like this day took forever to get to here.

King-And now it’s here, Tommy Malone is going to have to weather the storm if he can get out of this night with the World Championship.

Kris Gaffney-That is the downside to a triple threat…no matter how many people think it’s like a one on one, it’s not.

JR-Let’s get the first match of the night.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda is never someone that you can take lightly.

King-Mostly because Baddddddddddddddddddddd Boy might wake up.

Kris Gaffney-If it’s early enough.

Evil Ways begin to play as the arena goes black "Its been so long
Long hard days
they don't say
Gods change my ways
Change my ways
My evil ways"

So I set out
Cross that way
Strike them down
To make them pay
Change their ways
Their evil ways"

Soon as the beginning of the song is finished, The lights begin to flicker as the song picks up it's tempo and soon Zack Parker is out on the stage.

But I can't hide
Ooooooo
And I won't hide
Oooooo Yeah!
My Evil Ways.

Zack looks over the arena and crowd, sighs deeply and begins to make his way towards the ring

I found out
The hate grow cold
The god rise up
Damn my soul
Cause I aint change
Change my ways
I aint change

Zack rolls into the ring and gets to his feet as he looks over his opponent and then stares out at the crowd as the song ends.

JR-Zack Parker has been very impressive thus far.

King-A championship match is usually a good test.

Kris Gaffney-Some get it on the first shot, but either way it’s always how they react to whatever they get.

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

JR-The champion is not going to be easy to defeat.

King-I’m surehe’d be happy to tell you how difficult it would it to beat him.

[Tony Ikeda, Zack Parker, and Azar Vulcan stand in the middle of the ring. Azar Vulcan goes for the money maker. Zack Parker is able to duck under before it can land. Zack Parker pushes Azar Vulcan towards Tony Ikeda. Azar and Tony hit head, and Tony falls backwards and he trips over the middle rope, and he falls out of the ring. Azar dazed after hitting head falls backwards Zack Parker grabs Azar Vulcan, and drops him with a reverse neck breaker. Trying to get the pin and the TV championship quickly, he goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan. Tony Ikeda has pulled himself up on the apron. Zack Parker see’s this and reacts to it as he hits hard fist to the face that knocks him off. Azar is attempting to attack Zack. Zack is able to counter with a hot shot. Azar bounces off of the top rope. Zack Parker connects with a bulldog.]

JR-Zack Parker has capitalize on Azar trying to end this match quickly.

King-He might have ended it quickly alright…just not how he wanted to.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he wanted to make it more dramatic.

[Zack Parker goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2……..Tony Ikeda grabs Zack Parker’s leg, and he drags him out of the ring. Zack Parker and Tony Ikeda throw fists to the face. Azar Vulcan while the two are brawling on the outside climbs out of the ring. They turn towards Azar Vulcan who connects with a double flying knee to the face of Zack Parker and Tony Ikeda. Azar Vulcan looks under the apron. Azar Vulcan grabs a hold of the Singapore cane, and he smashes it on the back of Zack Parker which puts him down on the mat. Azar Vulcan connects with a cane shot to the gut of Tony Ikeda, and he throws him into the ring. Azar Vulcan steps inside of the ring. Azar Vulcan waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Azar kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. He hooks him, lifts him up, and drops him with a brain buster.]

JR-That might have been the big move that the champion was looking for.

King-Sure wasn’t what Tony was looking for.

Kris Gaffney-Unless he was trying to end the match to take a nap….there is a real possibility that is true.

[Azar Vulcan would go into the cover, but Zack Parker enters the ring and Azar Vulcan is cuts him off with a knee to the gut, and Azar throws him out of the ring. Parker hits the mat hard around ring side. Azar stumbles backwards. Tony Ikeda has surprisely recovered enough to get up to his feet enough to surprise Tony Ikeda, and he drops Azar Vulcan with a full nelson, and he drops him with a full nelson suplex. Tony Ikeda feeling the effects of the brain buster throws his arm over the downed Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………2…………….KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan. Tony Ikeda crawls over to the corner. Azar recovers as he gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hits a boot to the face as Azar runs at him. Tony Ikeda runs towards Azar as he’st urned around, and drops him with a two handed face crusher.]

JR-Tony Ikeda might have surprised the TV champion.

King-Yeah, he does that.

Kris Gaffney-Yes he does.

[Tony Ikeda waits for Azar to get up to his feet. He hooks him for a full nelson, and he goes for the full nelson suplex, but he is able to escape. Tony Ikeda pushes him forward. Tony hits heads with Zack Parker. Parker falls out of the ring. Tony dazed turns right into the Money Maker!! Tony Ikeda goes down. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!]

JR-Tony attempted to go for the full nelson suplex, but it led to the opening for the money maker by Azar Vulcan to defend the championship.

King-If only Tony had a shop with better fruit, then the Melon Gods might help him.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He stops, and he throws crowd members to the grapes. Kenny Omegrape steps inside of the ring.)

JR-…I’m surprised we don’t get sued.

King-Probably because they know that is what the Melon Gods wanted for them.

Kris Gaffney-Makes sense to me.

(“Fight Owens Fight” blasts on the PA system. Owens walks out to the ring with Candy walking behind him. Kevin Owens walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-X-Force and The Melon Club seem to be a part of the situation with the tag division that will be coming up soon.

King-Guess we’ll see if the X-Force can stand up to GOD.

[Kevin Owens waits for the bell to ring as he paces in the corner the bell rings. Kevin Owens rushes Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape filled with the reflexes of the Melon Gods are able to duck under. Kevin Owens turns around right into a drop kick that makes him stumble backwards. Kenny Omegrape ducks under a return fist by Kevin Owens. Kenny Omegrape lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts down Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens hits hard into the mat. Kevin Owens is slow to get up to his feet in the corner. Kenny Omegrape runs towards Kevin Owens, he jumps in the air, and he crushes Kevin Owens into the corner with a splash. Kenny Omegrape backs out of the corner, he sets up, and he connects with the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper as his boot hits the back of the head of Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens goes down on the mat, and Kenny OMegrape goes itno the cover on Kevin Owens. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by Kevin Owens!! Kenny Omegrape hits a few stomps on the downed Kevin Owens. The ref makes him back away. Kevin Owens rolls into the corner. Kenny Omegrape closes the gap between him and Kevin Owens. Kenny Omegrape hits a knife edge chops as it echo’s through out the arena. Kenny Omegrape goes for another one. Kenny Omegrape attempts to whip Kevin Owens to the other side of the ring. Kevin Owens reverses the whip. Kevin Owens runs towards the corner, but Kenny Omegrape hits a boot to the face.]

JR-Nothing has worked thus far for X Force.

King-Maybe they should form with Wade Wilson.

Kris Gaffney-Then they can stop the X-Men from their evil ways!

[Kenny OMegrape climbs up to the top rope. Candy gets the crowd involved. Kenny yells about eating their fruit to which Kevin Owens runs up to the top rope, and he connects with a super belly to belly suplex that flips Kenny Omegrape flying through the air. He crashes down on the mat. Both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet as the impact effected them both. They pull themselves up around the same place. Kenny Omegrape goes for a fist, but Kevin Owens ducks under. He lifts up Kenny Omegrape, and he connects with an atomic drop. Kenny is in pain. Kevin Owens bounces off of the ropes, and he drops him with a bulldog head lock. Kevin Owens goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2….KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape!!]

JR-Almost three there.

King-He only kicked out because that’s what the Melon Gods said to do.

Kris Gaffney-They always have a plan…

[Kevin Owens picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he whips him ot the ropes, and Kevin Owens goes for the Pop up power bomb, but it’s countered with a kick to the face. Kevin Owens staggers around. Kenny Omegrape drops Kevin Owens for the geese oil. Kenny goes into the cover on Kevin Owens. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2………….3!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape counters the Pop up power bomb, and hit the Greese Oil for the win.

King-The Melon Gods are probably happy.

Kris Gaffney-Really?

King-No…they won’t be happy until Tony Ikeda admits his fruit isn’t good.

(The lights turn off. Lighting strikes. The theme "crow" starts to play. Vulture walks out. He stares down at his opponent at the top of the stage as the lightning continues to flash. He walks down to the ring side area, and he steps over the top rope. He waits for the bell.)

JR-This big man is very intimidating.

King-I’m not sure what’s scarier. The fact he’s so big…or the fact he talks in poetry.

Kris Gaffney-…

The song Attitude by the Misfits hits the loudspeakers. A montage of Sythe's most hardcore moments hits the big screen. Sythe runs out with a series of green pyrotechnics..CHYOO-CHYOO-CHYOO..firing into the air. He plays air guitar on the whiskey bottle he's holding before ceremoniously turning it up for the crowd. He high fives a few fans before heading down the ramp to the ring.

JR-Also a new comer to the EMF, it should be interesting to see which of them come out the winner.

King-Unless neither of them come out the winner.

Kris Gaffney-But then again…as long as they can walk out, they are both winners in the book of Angelus.

King-That’s a gospel.

[Vulture stalks around the ring. Sythe doesn’t seem intimidated either as he circles the ring. Vulture goes for a fist to the face. Sythe ducks under, and he connects with a few fists to the face to the large Vulture. The Vulture grabs a hold of one of Sythe’s fists, and he drives him down with a head butt. Sythe holds his head, and the Vulture grabs Sythe’s head, and he drives him back up to his feet. Vulture pushes Sythe backwards into the corner. Vulture hooks Sythe, and he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a big hip toss that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down into the mat. Vulture is slow to get up to his feet. Vulture waits as Sythe rises up to his feet holding his back. Vulture connects with a fist to the forehead. Vulture pushes him to the ropes. Sythe bounces off of the ropes, and Vulture lowers his head, and he connects with a double A, spinning spine buster. Vulture goes into the cover on Sythe. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………..KICK OUT by Sythe. Vulture gets up and he connects with a few stomps on the downed Sythe. The man known as the Bone Picker picks up Sythe by the hair, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex position as he motions for the crowd that he’s going for the brain buster.]

JR-Sythe might be in the trouble.

King-He’s going to go on the ride.

Kris Gaffney-If he doesn’t do something, I got a feeling he won’t like the landing.

[Vulture picks up Sythe, but Sythe is able to shift behind him, and he pushes him towards the corner. Vulture pushes him towards the turnbuckle. Vulture hits hard into the corner. Vulture stumbles out of the corner. Sythe hooks Vulture, and Sythe connects with a release german suplex. Both wrestlers are down. Sythe after a few moments is able to get up to his feet. Vulture also rises up to his feet. Vulture goes for a big boot, Sythe is able to duck under it. Sythe runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Vulture attempts to go for a clothesline on Sythe. Sythe ducks under. He waits for Vulture to turn around. He connects with a round house kick that connects to the side of the head.]

JR-Sythe has the big man reeling.

King-That will teach him for trying to teach me poetry.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that was his intension….

[Sythe runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, but Vulture counters with a big boot that puts down Sythe. Vulture picks up Sythe, he hooks him, he lifts him up, and drops him with the Bone Collecter!! Vulture goes into the cover on Sythe. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……………3!!]

JR-The Vulture gets the victory.

King-Sythe didn’t connect with that roundhouse as much as he thought he did.

(Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when Sinéad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile.)

JR-Lugus since losing the Extreme Championship is doing everything he can to get the championship.

King-Good, we need to reminded about how many times you can say fook.

Kris Gaffney-FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!

(Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Last month Orange Reign was the surprise winner of the Extreme Battle Royal.

King-The former champion Lugus hasn’t forgotten.

Kris Gaffney-How can he?

[Lugus Cuhullion and Orange Reign step in the middle of the ring. Orange Reign seems to be barely alive. Lugus Cuhullion yells “who the fook are yoooooou”. Lugus Cuhullion goes for a round house kick to the head, and Orange Reign slumps down which makes Lugus miss the kick. Orange Reign pushes him towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Orange Reign jumps up lazy like, and he connects with an odd looking cross body block. Orange Reign lands on top of Lugus Cuhullion for the pinning combination. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhullion. Lugus Cuhullion pushes him off. Orange Reign falls into the corner, he is very slow to get up to his feet. So much that Lugus Cuhullion is able to get up to his feet, and he runs otwards where he is, and he goes for a splash. Orange Reign moves out of the way. Lugus Cuhullion hits his face on the top rope.Lugus Cuhullion staggers. He grabs the chair that he brought into the ring at the start of the match. As Orange Reign bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a running front kick that knocks the chair back into his face. Orange Reign waits as Lugus falls against the ropes, and he dazed goes towards him. Orange Reign kicks Lugus Cuhullion, and Orange Reign drops Lugus Cuhullion for a diving DDT that plants Lugus Cuhullion into the mat with a diving DDT.]

JR-That might be enough.

King-FOOOOOK!

Kris Gaffney-Is what Lugus would be saying if he could right now.

[Orange Reign goes into a coveron Lugus Cuhullion. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..2….KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhullion. Lugus Cuhullion gets picked up, and slammed. Orange Reign goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Orange Reign goes for a lazy splash, but Lugus Cuhullion was able to grab a hold of the chair, and he throws it up in the air, Orange Reign falls down hard on the chair. Orange Reign is in a lot of pain…as much as he can express anyways. Orange Reign stays down on the mat. Lugus Cuhullion runs to the ropes, and he spring boards off of the second rope, and he connects with a second rope moonsault. Lugus Cuhullion goes into the cover on Orange Reign. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Orange Reign. Lugus Cuhullion rolls away from Orange Reign to cause some separation. Lugus Cuhullion gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes in the corner. Orange Reign runs towards the corner, Lugus Cuhullion counters with a back elbow to the side of the face. Lugus Cuhullion throws Orange Reign into the corner. Lugus Cuhullion connects with a few kicks to the leg, and then the ribs. Lugus backs out of the corner. Lugus Cuhullion runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running knee to the face drives Lugus’ head back.]

JR-The challenger has taken control of this match.

King-That might not be good for Orange Reign.

Kris Gaffney-The real question is…does he even notice?

[Orange Reign falls out of the corner. Lugus goes to the outside of the ring. Lugus climbs up to the top rope. Lugus jumps off of the top rope. Lugus goes for the blessings from above. Orange Reign moves out of the way at the last moment. Lugus crashes and burns. Lugus holds his back as he gets up to his feet. Orange Reign connects with the Orange Punch which dazes Lugus Cuhullion, Orange Reign hooks Lugus into the mouse trap. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-Lugus thought he had it, but Orange Reign had more than he expected.

King-Easy mistake to make.

As the lights go out the opening licks to Entrance Song by The Black Angels reverberates throughout the arena. Smoke begins to shoot up from the ramp and a random set of technicolor lights begins to flash poetically throughout the arena. Mr. Psychedelic Branden Leno smoothly walks through the smokescreen. Wearing some aviator sunglasses, light acid wash jeans and a technicolored paisley shirt he looks around the arena with a smile on his face. He casually walks down the ramp, smiling and dipping his sunglasses to get a good look at the crowd. He reaches the ring floor and jumps on the apron before taking a second to look at the crowd again, nodding his head to the music. He goes through the ropes and gets on to the second rope, raising his arms to his sides, nodding at the crowd with a smile on his face.

JR-This is the first chance at a championship for Brandon Leno.

King-And he is facing god…way to give someone less hope in their first shot.

Kris Gaffney-Guess they want to make sure that if Leno wins it, he earned it.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system as Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Walter Melon won the IC championship from Troy Gafgen.

King-Now I’m wondering what he thinks of Brandon Leno?

Kris Gaffney-Ashley would tell him that a certain princess thinks he might be related to a talk show host.

[Walter Melon and Brandon Leno pace around the ring. They lock up, Walter Melon pushes him off, and he goes for a fist. Brandon Leno is able to duck under, and Walter Melon hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that echo through out the arena as fans yell WHOOOOOOOO with each chop. Walter Melon gets whipped to the ropes. Walter Melon bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Leno connects with a spinning elbow to the face that puts down Walter Melon. Walter Melon holds his face. Brandon Leno grabs Walter Melon by the hair, and he lifts him up, Brandon Leno hits a hard forearm shot to the face that stumble backwards. Walter Melon attempts to answer with a big fist, and Brandon Leno ducks under, and he ducks under, and he hooks him. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a atomic drop into a face plant. Brandon Leno turns Walter Melon over into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Brandon Leno picks up Walter Melon, he backs up into the corner. Brandon Leno hits a few fists to the face that stuns Walter Melon. He attempts to whip Walter Melon, but it’s reversed by Walter Melon. Brandon Leno hits hard into the corner. Walter Melon runs towards the corner, he jumps in the air, and he goes for a splash in the corner, but Brandon Leno is able to move at the last moment, and he crashes hard into the corner. He staggers and he gets hit with a super kick. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Brandon Leno!!]

JR-The super kick landed, but Walter Melon was not going down….what do you think King…

Ashley Irvine-WATERMELON!!

King-I knew that was going to happen.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, I counted on it too *pulls out ear plugs*

[Walter Melon gets picked up, and gets set up for the Purple Haze piledriver, but Walter Melon counters with a back body drop. Brandon Leno hits hard on his back, he is slow to get up to his feet. Walter Melon comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a running clothesline that puts down Brandon Leno. Walter Melon waits for Brandon Leno runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes to connect with the spitting seeds putting down Brandon Leno. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………..KICK OUT by Brandon Leno!! Walter Melon takes a few moments to rest. Walter Melon waits for Brandon Leno, and he drops him with a body slam. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he starts to climb up to the top of the turnbuckle.]

JR-It looks like Walter Melon wants to end this this.

King-If that’s what the Melon Gods want.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t know…I got a very Beat the Streak mode in WWE 14 feeling here.

[Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope, but Brandon Leno adjusts, and Walter Melon lands on his knee’s, right into the Acid Trip. Brandon Leno moves Walter Melon away from the ropes. Walter Melon struggles. He tries to find a way out of the hold. He can’t. Walter Melon taps out. BRANDON LENO WINS THE MATCH!!]

JR-With an excellent counter, Brandon Leno wins this match and the IC Championship.

King-The Melon Gods inspired him to do that.

JR-Next is the wild card battle royal. This is a bit different than just a normal battle royal as the final 2 will be entered as a tag team.

King-How much of a chance do these guy’s have to win the match…where is Scott Steiner when you need them.

(A hype video plays about the next match. Once it ends the ring is already filled up with competitors.)

JR-This is a big chance for everyone involved.

King-Although if the other person is someone that they can’t stand, they might regret it.

Kris Gaffney-But not all great teams have liked each other, so you never know.

[With all ten wrestlers in the ring the bell rings and everyone runs at each other and start to brawl with each other. Daniel Bryan and King Joe trade fists, until Daniel Bryan ducks under one of the fists, and he runs to the ropes. King Joe hits a shoulder block on Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. King Joe goes to eliminate him, but Sythe comes from behind King Joe, and he throws him over the top rope as Daniel Bryan grabs a hold of the ropes low bridging them to make sure that King Joe clears them. King Joe goes flying through the air, and he crashes down hard on the mat around ring side. KING JOE IS ELIMINATED. On the other side of the ring, CM Punk hits a spin kick to the gut of Zack Parker. Zack Parker doubles over. CM Punk runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and connects with a swinging neck breaker that puts down Zack Parker. Zack Parker hits the mat, he stands up, and he falls backwards into the corner. CM Punk runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running knee, CM Punk is about to transition to the running bulldog out of the corner, but Zack Parker comes to life, and he uses this chance to surprise CM Punk and he dumps him over the top rope, and to the mat below CM PUNK IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-CM Punk didn’t see that coming.

King-Think Dan Godwin lost his hair just now?

Kris Gaffney-Without a doubt.

[Daniel Bryan has Jack Wiltshire on his knee’s hitting strikes to the chest. Daniel Bryan backs up, and he goes for a kick to the head. Jack Wiltshire is able to duck under, and he pushes him towards the ropes, and Daniel Bryan falls out of the ring over the top rope, and to the floor. DANIEL BRYAN IS ELIMINATED!!! Lugus Cuhullion ducks under a Rough Ryder. Zack Ryder falls against the ropes. Lugus Cuhullion runs towards the ropes attempting to go for a clothesline, but Zack Ryder is able to counter with a big back body drop that sends Lugus Cuhullion flying through the air over the top rope, and on to the floor. LUGUS IS ELIMINATED!!! Syd Khatru has Vulture reeling over the top rope, but he is able to counter with a head but. Syd Khatru goes flying backwards. Syd Khatru gets up quickly, and he attempts to run back, but he runs right into a big boot by Vulture. Vulture grabs Syd Khatru, and he hooks him into a power bomb position, elevates him as he gets up, and tosses him over the top rope as he executes the Bone Collector. Syd Khatru hits the floor hard. SYD KHATRU IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-Syd Khatru seemed to be a bit too quick to start his attack on the big man Vulture.

King-Tony Ikeda is probably a fan though.

Kris Gaffney-Or he’s going to start a tag team with Syd.

[Sythe has Zack Parker in trouble as he is trying to push him over the top rope. But out of no where Zack Ryder hits a drop kick that sends him flying over the top rope. Sythe goes flying over the top rope, and he goes down on the floor around ring side. SYTHE IS ELIMINATED!! Zack Parker is still dazed. Zack Parker stumbles Jack Wiltshire grabs Zack Parker. Jack Wiltshire throws Zack Parker over the top rope, and the floor around ring side. ZACK PARKER IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-We are down to the final three.

King-Which might as well be the final 2 as the two to survive elimination wins this match.

[Vulture turns around Jack Wiltshire, and he grabs him by the throat, with the shock of that Vulture tries to power Jack Wiltshire over the top rope, but at the last moment Vulture is blinded by a poke in the eye. Vulture stumbles backwards. But out of no where Vulture goes for a running big boot, Jack Wiltshire goes dead weight, and drops barely in time to avoid the big boot. Vulture is crotched on the top rope. Vulture is about to pull himself off of the top rope when out of nowherew Zack Ryder comes out of no where and hits the Rough Ryder. Both Ryder and Vulture tumble over the top rope….but Ryder is able to grab a hold of the top rope, and pulls himself on the paron before landing on the mat below. Vulture has no such luck, and lands on the floor around ring side. VULTURE IS ELIMINATED!! ZACK RYDER AND JACK WILTSHIRE WIN THE MATCH!!]

JR-So it will be Zack Ryder and Jack Wiltshire entered as the wild card team.

(“How Strong Do you think I am” blasts on the PA system. Catherine Walker walks out on the stage not quite looking very happy, but it seems like she forces herself do a smile as she bounces around, spins, and flips her hair. She holds the EMF Women’s Championship over her shoulder with one hand, and fans herself with a fan. She steps inside of the ring. She grabs a microphone.)

.::”The Original Princess” Catherine Walker::.-When you’re a princess, it is very hard to admit you are wrong. Because when you see something wrong, you can just snap your fingers and make all the wrong go away. That’s exactly what I’m going tonight. See, during a cage match you can escape two ways. By going over the top of the cage, or walking out the door. See what happened last month I was through the door due to shotty cagemenship, and fell on the floor. Therefore, I did not walk through the door. Thus my win is not valid…so…I’m just going to give everyone..including me…what they want.

(Catherine pulls out a demon mask, and puts it on. Suddenly “Bad Bad Man” blasts on PA system. John Cena walks out on the stage with a microphone.)

.::John Cena::.-I see what you are trying to do here Princess. That might work if Eric Bischoff worked here, but not now. Miss Jackie is never going to be seen in an EMF ring again.

(Catherine clearly isn’t pleased despite continuing to wear a demon mask. Ashley Irvine rises up from off the screen wearing a clown nose, she sqeezes it, and it makes a sqeek. She goes back down.)

.::John Cena::.-But I did get a challenge from someone who says “she has bigger boobs than you”. That could be anyone….

(“Pay the price” blasts on the PA system. Eve Haas walks out on the stage. She jumps once, jumps twice…she runs down like a woman possessed. She slides into the ring. She runs to the ropes. Knocks off Lillian Garcia off the apron. She runs to the other ropes knocks off Alvin Jackson off of the apron. Runs off of the other side of the ring. Knocks JR, King, Kris off of the apron. Runs ot the other side of the ring, she knocks off the camera man…but he’s custoded by Alvin Jackson who fell on a pile of bullets. Runs to the other side, and knocks off the popcorn vender. She attempts to run to the other side, but Catherine foot comes into the picture, and she catches Eve Haas with the SMS super kick. Catherine yells “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”.)

JR-……….

King-……….

Kris Gaffney-…….

[Catherine picks up Eve Haas, and she whips her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. She jumps in the air, and catches Eve Haas with a flying back elbow to her face. Catherine puts Eve Haas into a seated position, and she connects with a elbow to the face, and then another one, Catherine claws at her face. The ref counts to 4, and Catherine lets go of the hold. She grabs Eve Haas, and she brings her up to her feet. Catherine Walker hits a forearm, and then another one. Each one making Eve Haas back up into the ropes, and Catherine attempts to whip Eve Haas off of the ropes, and Catherine Walker bounces off of the ropes. Catherine Walker ducks under a clothesline by Eve Haas, and she hooks her into a full nelson, and she lifts her up, and drops her with a full nelson back breaker she calls the Icebreaker.]

JR-A move taught to her by the Ikeda’s.

King-What tipped it off?

Kris Gaffney-Their love for full nelson moves?

[Catherine Walker goes into the cover, and the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..KICK OUT by Eve Haas. Catherine Walker picks up Eve Haas by the hair, and she hooks her into vertical suplex position, and connects with a snap suplex. Catherine Walker goes over the nearest turnbuckle. She climbs up to the top rope. Catherine Walker steady herself up, and she goes for the OMG. But Eve Haas moves out of the way. Catherine Walker hits hard into the mat. Eve Haas runs to the ropes, and she connects with a running boot to the face putting down Catherine Walker down to the mat. Eve Haas turns around, and she jumps backwards, and connects with a standing moonsault. Eve Haas goes into the cover on Catherine Walker. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Catherine Walker!!]

JR-Almost three.

King-Too bad, she would have made the World Greatest Women’s Champion.

Kris Gaffney-You knew that was coming.

[Eve goes into the corner, and she waits for Catherine Walker to get up, Catherine is on her knee’s, Eve goes for a shining wizard, but Catherine ducks under the kick. Catherine gets up, picks up Eve on her shoulders, and drops her with the Princess Power!! Eve Haas is knocked out. Catherine goes into the cover on Eve Haas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

JR-And Catherine wins this…

(Catherine gets up, but suddenly from the crowd Miss Jackie jumps over the barricade, and attacks Catherine with a double take down, and hits a few fists to the face. Catherine doesn’t seem to block anyone of them. Finally she pulls Catherine up, and she lifts her up, and drops her with a F-Off!! Jackie leaves as security chases her off. The camera focuses as Eva Marie walks out on stage with the Money in the Bank brief case, she quickly gets to ring side…before Laura Cena comes up from behind her, and throw her completely under the ring. Her announcer says.)

.::Announcer::.-Um…Eva Marie was never here.

(Laura Cena picks up the unconscious Catherine Walker, and carries her out of ring side)

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage as AJ Lee skips around as he walks down to the ring. Troy Gafgen enters the ring.)

JR-Last month Troy lost the IC championship, but he was able to bounce back to get into the World Championship match.

King-AJ need’s a championship!

Kris Gaffney-Guess she could say it’s like the Melon Gods.

King-No it’s not!

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-However the former World Champion has his sights set on becoming the champion once again.

King-At First Blood he had 4 other men to deal with, this time he only has to deal with two.

Kris Gaffney-Luckily he’s not Mr. Gold…he can’t count higher than one.

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-Tommy Malone has had highs and lows in 2020, but he’s starting 2021 on a very high note.

King-Easier for Wretch to spot you.

Kris Gaffney-Always finding the negative in everything I would guess…

[Tommy Malone, the Wretched Nobody, and Troy Gafgen waiting for the first move to be made. The Wretched Nobody goes for a trephination on Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone ducks it. Tommy Malone tries to go for a clothesline over the top rope on The Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody counters with a big back body drop that sends Tommy Malone flying over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat around ring side. Troy Gafgen attempts the mental maelstrom as Wretch isn’t paying attention to him, but the Wretched Nobody throws him off. Being off balance the Wretched Nobody breaks Troy’s midsection with a hard spear known as the break through. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2……………..Tommy Malone is able to come into the ring, and he connects with an elbow to break up the count.]

JR-That might have been fortunate for Tommy Malone he was able to get into the ring in time, that was one hell of a spear.

King-But that was also Troy Gafgen.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll never know if that would have been enough.

[Tommy Malone rolls towards the corner, and The Wretched Nobody runs at Tommy Malone with rage in his eyes, and Tommy Malone uses this, and he throws him hard into the corner. The Wretched Nobody hits hard into the ring post. The Wretched Nobody falls out of the ring, and to the floor around ring side. Troy Gafgen is slow to get up to his feet, Tommy Malone goes for the Irish Stun gun, but Tommy Malone is able to counter by pushing him off. Tommy Malone bounces off of the ropes. Tommy Malone counters with a swinging neck breaker that puts down Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen hits hard into the mat. Tommy Malone hits a few stomps on the downed Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen picks him up, and he throws him into the corner. Troy Gafgen connects with a few knife edge chop to the chest that echo through out the arena. Tommy Malone hits another knife edge chop to the chest of Troy Gafgen, Tommy Malone brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes, Tommy Malone connects with a flying back elbow.]

JR-Tommy Malone might have turned this match around.

King-He hasn’t gotten the pin yet, which with the Wretched Nobody lurking is not a good thing.

Kris Gaffney-If only if he was as loud as Grace, you’d always know where he was.

[Troy Gafgen falls back in the corner, Tommy Malone runs towards him, Troy Gafgen connects with a back elbow to the shoulder area. Tommy Malone turns around, and Troy Gafgen hooks Tommy Malone, and he drops him with the Chaos Maker. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref counts 1………….2..The Wretched Nobody comes into the ring with a barbwire bat. He goes for a bat shot to the back of Troy, but Troy moves out of the way, and he hits Tommy Malone instead. Troy hits a clothesline over the top rope which leaves the bat in the ring. Troy Gafgen looks at the bat.]

JR-Troy looks to have evil intensions.

King-They certainly aren’t good.

Kris Gaffney-Doesn’t seem so.

[Troy Gafgen turns around, right into the Irish Stun Gun which sends his face on the bat!! Tommy Malone connects with a base ball slide on Wretch who is attempting to get back into the ring. Wretch falls off of the apron, and hits his face. Tommy Malone climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He jumps off of the second turnbuckle, and he connects with the liberation driver!! Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-The bat that Wretch introduced to the match might have effected the match in ways he didn’t expect.

King-I’m certain he wasn’t expecting it to give Tommy Malone the win, that’s for sure.

(Tommy Malone gets out of the ring as the Wretched Nobody is coming back into the ring as he celebrates outside of the ring as Unleashed goes off the air.)