EMF: Unleashed

(The copyright information is shown, don’t steal this Pay Per View. We open up with a highlight reel of the end of First Blood…which I’m sure was extremely awesome. We fade into the introduction screen that welcomes us to Unleashed 2019. The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics shoot down to the stage. The light turn on as the camera zoom around the crowd that yells, and wave their signs. We go into the location information.)

JR-Welcome everyone to Chicago. Welcome to this edition of Unleashed. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King, tonight we will have a Royal Rumble.

King-Somehow I think we can make it the best this month.

Kris Gaffney-That’s a low bar…

JR-The EMF has had a Rumble in the past, but it’s certainly been a while since we have seen this very exciting match. Let’s get this event started with our TV championship match.

JR-Muhammad Ali has taken the EMF by storm, but can be the one that takes the TV championship from Wade Wilson.

King-He’s the greatest, sure he can.

Kris Gaffney-Some don’t want to believe though.

(“X going to give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out on the stage with the TV championship. He slowly walks down to the ramp, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-You got to wonder how Wade is going to react to this differing styles.

King-Hopefully better than Ronda Rousey did when she faced a boxer.

[Muhammad Ali and Wade Wilson stand in the middle of the ring. The ref gives final instructions. Wade Wilson hits a hard fist to the face of Muhammad Ali he flurries fists to the face that catches Wade Wilson off guard, and he gets put into the corner. Muhammad Ali hits a few body shots to the gut, Ali continues, the ref starts to argue. Muhammad Ali runs towards Wade Wilson after backing away, Wade Wilson gets his boot up, and he connects with the face of Muhammad Ali. Muhammad Ali stumbles backwards, he runs towards Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson countered with a drop toe hold. He mocks Muhammad Ali who is getting up to his feet. Wade Wilson hits a jab to the face, and another one, and another one, he looks like he’s going to go for another one, but then he hits a slap to the face. This stuns Muhammad Ali. Wade Wilson backs out of the corner, and he waits as Ali stumbles out of the corner, and Wade Wilson hooks him, and he drops him with a arm breaker. Ali rolls around in pain, and Wade Wilson brings down a few stomps on the arm of Muhammad Ali. Wade Wilson puts his foot down on the arm, this also puts some discomfort into the arm, but Wade is attempting to get Muhammad Ali to stop where he is, and he is able to do this, Wade Wilson backs up into the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He falls forward, and he connects with a head butt right into the arm of Muhammad Ali. Wade Wilson goes into the cover to attempt to see if he can get the win quickly on Muhammad Ali. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………….2……………Muhammad Ali is able to roll the shoulder up, Wade Wilson wraps up the arm, and he connects with an arm breaker on the mat this once again causes Ali a lot of pain.]

JR-It seems that Muhammad Ali arm is being targeted.

King-Smart move when you’re facing a boxer.

Kris Gaffney-Although maybe he float like a butterfly out of this situation if he can’t sting like a bee.

[Wade Wilson waits for Muhammad Ali to get up to his feet, and he kicks him in the gut, and he tries to set him up for the Dead pool, but Ali is able to counter with a double leg take down, and then he sets him up, and Muhammad Ali hits a catapault that sends him flying towards the corner. Wade Wilson head hits into the top rope, he stumbles out of the corner. Wade Wilson is by where Ali is, and Muhammad Ali hooks him, and plants him down with an inverted Russian leg sweep. Wade Wilson is down on the mat, and Muhammad Ali has to take a few moments to rest up, and he turns, and pushes Wade Wilson on his back. He hooks the leg of Wade Wilson, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……..Wade Wilson is able to roll the shoulder up, and Muhammad Ali takes a few moments to rest up as he’s taken quite a few moves thus far. Both wrestlers start to get up to their feet. Wade Wilson is up to his feet, but Muhammad Ali hits a jab to the chin, another jab to the chin, another jab to the chin, and he shuffles his feet, and he connects with an upper cut that puts down Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson gets up dazed, and Muhammad Ali hits a few fists to the face that makes him stumble backwards. Muhammad Ali waits as Wade Wilson gets up to his feet. He hits a few fsits to the face, and he whips him to the ropes, he lowers his head, and he connects with a back body drop that sends him flying in the air, and he comes down crashing down on the mat.]

JR-Muhammad Ali connects with the back body drop. The momentum has shifted here.

King-That’s why he’s the greatest JR.

[Muhammad Ali gets ready, Wade Wilson is up. Ali hits a jab to the face, another one, and another one. Wade Wilson is dazed. Ali goes for his right cross, but Wade Wilson ducks it. Ali spins around, Wade kicks him in the gut, he hooks him, and drops Ali for the Dead Pool! Muhummad Ali is down, and Wade Wilson goes into the cover. The ref counts 1…………….2……………3!!]

JR-Wade got out of the way of that punch, and took advantage of it.

The light go out, cell phones start flashing all over the arena. “Nightmare!” screams through the speakers. A spotlight hits the entrance curtain as Jeremiah walks through. He stops atop the ramp and pans across the crowd with a satisfied smile and jogs down the ramp and to the ring. He hoists himself up onto the apron with the ropes and climbs a turnbuckle from the outside. He raises his right arm proudly, and drops back to the apron. Jeremiah crawls through the ropes and starts to loosen up.

JR-Jeremiah Dixon will be the first one to test this rookie.

Kris Gaffney-This is only a warm up for the Rumble later.

King-I’m sure that’s what Jeremiah hopes.

(“Kyle Deed’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Kyle Deed walks out on the stage, and he walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kyle Deed is looking to make an impact.

King-An impact on Impact?

Kris Gaffney-If it doesn’t work here, he can say he couldn’t make an impact, on Impact, so he went to IMPACT wrestling.

JR-….

[Kyle Deed slides into the ring, the bell rings. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon runs towards Kyle Deed, and he takes him down on the mat. He hammers away at Kyle Deed. Kyles Deed pushes him off, and then Kyle Deed gets up in the corner, Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon hits a jumping clothesline, but he doesn’t let him fall, Jeremiah Dixon hits a few knee lifts him into the gut, and he brings him out of the corner. He pushes him ot the ropes, and he irish whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Kyle Deed gets picked up, and dropped on his face with a one man flap jack. Kyle Deed bounces off of the mat holding his mid section. Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon ducks under, and he hooks Kyle Deed into a waits lock, and he connects with a release german suplex that sends Kyle flying. Kyle Deed hits the mat on his shoulders, and he rolls up to his back. He slowly gets up to his feet. He stumbles up to his feet, and he hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he sets up Kyle Deed, and he connects with a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes inot position to make the count. The ref goes into position to make the count, and he counts 1……………….2……………..KICK OUT by Kyle Deed]

JR-Kyle Deed kicks out before the three count.

King-Jeremiah is using the suplex a lot.

Kris Gaffney-He’s fallen in as much love with it as Becky Lynch has fallen in love with the t-bone suplex.

King-mmmmm..t-bone.

[Jeremiah Dixon picks up Deed, and puts him into an arm bar, and Kyle Deed gets up to his feet, Jeremiah Dixon is able to twist his arm, and he tries to set up Kyle for a Russian leg sweep, but it’s countered with a few elbows, and then he hooks him, and he drops Jeremiah “Impact” Dixon with a single arm breaker. Kyle Deed takes a few moments to rest up, he rolls away, and he gets up to his feet. Seemly planning his next move as he waits for Jeremiah Dixon to get up to his feet.]

JR-Kyle Deed has turned this match around.

King-Indeed!

Kris Gaffney-You probably have been waiting to say that for a while.

King-I might not get another chance.

[Jeremiah Dixon gets up to his feet. Kyle Deed is on the second rope, and he jumps off of the second rope. Jeremiah Dixon is able to duck under, he hooks him, and drops him with the full nelson slam!! Kyle Deed seems out of it. Jeremiah Dixon goes into the cover Kyle Deed. The ref counts 1……………2……………3!!]

JR-Jeremiah Dixon catches Kyle Deed in a high risk move to get the victory.

King-Thank god it wasn’t that victory guy…I hated that guy.

(Arena lights go black as Lux Aeterna (Tenebrosi Stellata Version) "Eternal Light Dark Star" hits and Wretched walks out holding a candle.) Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

(Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.)

JR: The Inhumans couldn't ask for some better help here.

KG: Sure they could, they could've asked Walter Melon and the Melon Gods!

King: They not only get Nobody, they get Grace Brutal too!

(Lights dim and flash blue as "Black Sails"- Black McCreary blasts. Smoke begins to shoot from the ramp as "The One" Austin Joseph walks out from the back and Edge beside him. Austin has his IC championship over his shoulder, he and Edge stand atop of the ramp. Austin holds his belt in the air, places it back on his shoulder, Edge turns and slaps it as they begin walking down the ramp)

Announcer: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 486 lbs. Austin Joseph, Edge, THE INHUMANS!

(Both run at the ring and slide in, Austin holds his belt in the air again jumping up on one turnbuckle and Edge on another. They jump down, Austin walks to Wretched, nods his head and extends a hand, in silence, Wretch shakes.)

(The Duck song blasts. Out from the back steps the three members wrestling Kenny Omegrape, Apple Juice Styles, and Shinsuke Nakamango. Nakamango stands atop the stage making awkward hand poses and shaking as if he is having a seizure. Apple Juice Styles and Kenny walks to the top of the ramp and points to the rest of the opponents in the ring and then point their thumbs to the ground. Kenny and AJ tap Nakamango on the shoulder and feed him a grape. They begin their walk to the ring.)

Announcer: And their opponents. At a combined weight of 641 pounds. Shinsuke Nakamango, Apple Juice Styles, and Kenny Omegrape. THE MELON CLUB!

Jr: These guys have been antagonizing the Inhumans as of late.

KG: Well, the Melon Gods must have plans for them.

King: No Walter, but I think they can pull it off.

(Melon Club climb into the ring. Apple Juice Styles talks to the Club letting them know he will start the match. On the other side Edge let's them know he will start, since he wants another shot at AJ Styles.)

DING! DING! DING!

(Edge wastes no time, he sprints at AJ and goes for a hard SPEAR! right off the bat, but AJ quickly jamps his knee upward right into the Jaw of Edge seemingly knocking him unconscious. AJ smiles and goes for the pin.)

Ref: ONE! TWO! (KICKOUT!)

(Edge kicks out. AJ stands and lifts Edge to his feet, Edge's face cut open from the knee. AJ pushes Edge into the Melon Club corner. AJ let's a barrage of punches fly into the gut of Edge, he tags in Nakamango, Nakamango climbs the turnbuckle. AJ grabs Edges head and flips him to his back on the mat. Nakamango leaps off of the turnbuckle hitting an elbow drop onto Edge and covers.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO! (KICKOUT!)

(Edge with another kickout. Nakamango stands, tags in Omegrape and Nakamango lifts Edge to his feet. Nakamango lifts up Edge and falls back as Omegrape leaps up hitting Edge with a cutter. Omegrape covers.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO! (KICKOUT!)

JR: Edge needs to get out of that corner, it's not looking good for him.

KG: He will if the Melon Gods allow it.

King: No Brood, no good!

(Omegrape stands, tags in AJ. Omegrape lifts Edge, holds his arms behind his back. AJ lunges forward, Edge jams his head back into the face of Omegrape, Edge ducks down as AJ throws a superkick and AJ gets Omegrape in the chin and Edge jumps and hits AJ with a dropkick knocking him out of the ring. Nakamango jumps down and starts helping AJ up as Edge makes his way to his corner. AJ slides in the ring, runs at Edge, Edge leaps up diving extending his hand, but he's stopped before he makes a tag when AJ grabs his legs and Edge just drops straight down. AJ lifts Edge, whips him into the ropes. On the return AJ ducks down, Edge stops and kicks AJ square in the face, AJ stumbles back, Edge dives and his hand hits Wretched's. Wretched steps over the top rope as AJ is resting on the rope. AJ pushes off, leaps up attempting a superman punch but Wretch catches him. Wretch latches his own hands together and begins shaking AJ violently with a bear hug. AJ noticeably in pain, the ref watches closely. Wretch continues to shake. Wretch circles around, jumps in the air and crashes down ontop of AJ with a vicious body slam. Wretch stays in cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!...

(Omegrape comes flying off of the turnbuckle foot stomping Wretch which breaks the count. From where Austin stands, he leaps up onto the top rope and springboards with an elbow to the face of Omegrape. Nakamango comes running, leaps up driving his knee into Austin's face, Edge comes flying and Spears Nakamango hard he helps Wretched get to his feet and both run at AJ who just got to his feet, AJ ducks the double clothesline and then jumps up hitting Edge with a pale kick, but Wretched grabs AJ by the throat, lifts him in the air and smashes him down with a choke slam. Wretch again goes into cover, but the ref is trying to clear the uneligable guys from the ring. The ref notices the pin.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHHRRRR (KICKOUT!)

JR: BAH GAWD! How did he kick out?

KG: The Melon Gods you idiot.

King: The ref can't keep control.

(Wretch stands up, he is about to grab AJ, but Nakamango comes half into the ring and yells something nobody understands. The ref goes to keep control and as Wretch pulls AJ up to his feet, AJ kicks Wretch right in the nuts, hooks his head and drops Wretch with a DDT! AJ then stumbles to his corner tagging in Nakamango. Wretch is crawling to his feet, Nakamango runs and drives his knee into the face of Wretch and then goes into cover.)

Ref: ONE!...(KICKOUT!)

(Wretch pushes Nakamango up into the air and off of him. Wretch gets up, Nakamango rushes and attempts to out his knee to Wretch's face, but Wretch moves, hooks Nakamango from behind and hits him with a hard full Nelson slam! Wretch stumbles back, he tags in Austin, Austin leaps up onto the top rope and connects with a springboard 450 splash onto Nakamango, Austin stays in for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHHHHHRRRRR

(Nakamango manages to get a shoulder up. Austin stands, pulls up Nakamango and throws him into the ropes. On the return, Austin attempts to dropkick him, but Nakamango baseball slides under and then stands, dives and reaches out tagging AJ in. AJ jumps up, springboards off of the top rop attempting a forearm, but Austin leaps up, grabs AJs head and connects with a cutter. Austin lifts up AJ, whips him into the ropes, Austin runs opposite side, both bounce off of the ropes and when they begin to get to the center of the ring Austin dives connecting with the ONE AND ONLY! As Austin falls into cover, Edge and Wretch rush into the ring and meet Kenny Omegrape and Shinsuke Nakamango to stop them from breaking the count.)

Ref: ONE!....... TWO!....... THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: Here are your winners Austin Joseph, Edge, THE INHUMANS AND WRETCHED NOBODY!

Jr: BAH GAWD THEY DID IT! They got the up on the Melon Club again!

KG: Hmmm, I can't see why the Melon Gods are being so kind.

King: I'm sure something...

(As they begin their celebration, the members of the Melon Club outside pull AJ out of the ring, they step up onto the ring apron getting the attention of Wretch, Edge and Austin, then from the crowd runs Walter Melon, with a kendo stick. He slides in the ring as Naka, Omegrape, and AJ step in. Right as Walter goes to attack from behind the lights shut off. When they return back on Wretched Nobody is gone. Walter, AJ, Nakamango, Omegrape begin violently beating the inhumans.)

Jr: Oh come on this isn't right! Sour grapes!

KG: That's what the Gods had in store.

King: I think this is far from over.

(Suddenly, The Wretched Nobody begins running down to the ring and beside him is Jeramiah Dixon, both with chairs. As they get close, the Melon Club slide out Apple Juice had tripped up as Austin was able to grab his foot. Wretched slides on with Jeramiah and as AJ turns to face him, Wretch cracks him in the skull with the chair splitting him wide open. As he rolls to the ground, Walter reaches in and grabs him pulling him out. Jeramiah swings the chair over the top rope at Walter, but Walter moves back holding AJ up. The rest of the Melon Club help Walter as they jump the barricade. They turn to face the ring as Wretched Nobody and Jeramiah Dixon stand beside the Inhumans calling for them to come back. The Melon Club point and laugh, AJ swiping his arm over his face that's now covered in blood. They continue to walk through the crowd as both sides yell towards each other.)

JR-At First Blood, Vultrix was able to earn his way to this match.

King-He has an idea of what it’s going to be like in this environment, this will give him a leg up on the competition

Kris Gaffney-One would think…

JR-Jedidiah Stone returned with a great win in the main event of Shockwave to get this opportunity.

King-Think winning the title might double the people to the fold?

Kris Gaffney-Either that…or it’ll allow him to kill more vampires…I’m not sure which.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Walter is not going to be easy to defeat.

King-What if Broccoli Lesnar attacks?

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’ll take care of himself.

[The bell rings as the three competitors start in the middle of the ring, Jedidiah Stone looking to make the first move. Looks towards the champion Walter Melon. Jedidiah Stone runs towards Walter Melon. Walter Melon throws him over the top rope, and he lands on his feet. Vultrix attempts to attack Walter Melon from behind. Walter side steps him, and Walter Melon throws Vultrix into Jedidiah Stone. Stone hits heads with Vultrix, and Jedidiah Stone falls off of the apron, and Vultrix stumbles backwards, and Walter Melon hooks him, and he puts him into a school boy. The ref dives into position, and he makes the pin, the ref counts 1……………….KICK OUT by Vultrix. Vultrix gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Walter Melon kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down with a double under hook suplex. Walter Melon takes a few moments to hit a few stomps on the downed Vultrix. Vutrix gets up to his feet, and Walter Melon hits a few fists to the face.]

JR-Jedidiah Stone took himself out of the match.

King-For now at least.

Kris Gaffney-The fold can’t be suppressed forever.

[Walter Melon tries to whip Vultrix to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Vultrix. Walter Melon hits the ropes. But before he can bounces off of the ropes, Jedidiah Stone reaches up, and he low bridges the ropes. Walter Melon tumbles out of the ring,a nd he hits hard into the mat around ring side. Jedidiah Stone hits a quick front drop kick on Walter Melon which makes him stumble forward. Jedidiah Stone measures him up as Walter hits the barricade. Jedidiah Stone runs to the barricade, and he hits a spear into the barricade, this knocks down the barricade. This brings the crowd to cheer loud for this Jedidiah pulls himself out of the wreckage. He climbs up to the apron, and Jedidiah Stone see’s Vultrix coming towards him, he grabs his head, and he jumps off of the apron, and he connects with a hang man. Jedidiah Stone climbs up to the apron, and he heads towards the apron.]

JR-Jedidiah Stone might have broken Walter Melon in half.

King-Are we sure that Jedidiah wasn’t trained by Edge?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he just wishes he was…

[Jedidiah Stone steady’s himself up on the top rope, but Vultrix quickly runs up to the top of the turnbuckle. He hooks Jedidiah Stone, and he hooks Jedidiah Stone, and he connets with a super belly to belly suplex. Jedidiah Stone crashes down on the mat as Vultrix also falls down on the mat.]

JR-That might have hurt both wrestlers.

King-Think that was a smart move?

Kris Gaffney-With another guy around….probably not.

[Jedidiah Stone gets up to his feet, Walter Melon comes into the ring with a cane, or what he thought was a cane, he realizes it was actually Ashley Irvine who yells “WATERMELON!!”. She runs away, Walter Melon finds the Singapore cane, and smashes Jedidiah Stone on the back with it. This makes Stone fall out of the ring. Walter drops Vultrix for a side slam, and he climbs up to the top rope. He steady’s himself, he jumps off, and he connects with the Fruit Smash Splash. Walter goes into the cover on Vultrix. The ref goes into position, and he makes the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Walter retains.

King-I knew Vultrix was going to regret that super belly to belly.

(“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Angelus Archer has been determined to get one of the very few championships he hasn’t held.

King-That’s pretty amazing if you think of it.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder if he gets it, he’ll reverse kill Jack Moore’s restaurant.

"Making his way to the ring. Hailing from Florence Oregon. He's weighing in at 245 pounds and he stands at 6'5" He is THE ONE!

He throws his arms in the air as fireworks blast from the stage and begins his descend to the ring. He leaps up onto the ring apron, then he leaps over the top rope doing a flip and rolling so he sits with his legs crossed in the center of the ring. He looks side to side, then slides himself to his corner and puts both hands on the middle rope remaining seated. Staring, waiting for the match to begin.

JR-It’s not going to be easy to take it off this man.

King-He is the one.

Alycia Irvine-Chosen One?

King-No…

Alycia Irvine-Oh good….Angelus thinks he’s a great stalker, that’s because he hasn’t met me. I know what he ate two summers ago…hehe….it’s actually pretty disturbing.

[Angelus Archer and “The One” Austin Joseph pace around the ring, and they lock up. They fight for position. Angleus Archer hits a knee lift into the gut, and he whips “The One” Austin Joseph to the ropes. Angelus Archer lowers his head, and Angelus Archer hits a kick to the face of Austin Joseph. Angelus Archer runs towards Austin Joseph. He goes for a clothesline. Austin Joesph is able to duck under the clothesline. He hooks him, and he goes for a release german suplex. Angelus Archer lands on his feet. Austin Joseph turns around right into a super kick that puts down Austin Joseph. Angelus Archer hits a few stomps on the downed Austin Joseph. The One rolls away, and he gets up to his feet, Angelus Archer kicks Austin Jospeh in the gut, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex. He lifts up Austin Jospeh, but Austin Joseph is able to shift his weight, and lands on his feet behind Angelus Archer. Angelus Archer counters with a drop toe hold that sends Austin Joseph face first into the mat. Austin Joseph attempts to get up to his feet. Austin Joseph. Angelus Archer drops a double elbow into the back of Austin Jospeh. Austin Joseph tries to get up to his feet. But clearly he is hurting. Austin Joseph gets picked up by Angelus Archer, he gets lifted up, and he is dropped with a back breaker. Angelus Archer goes into the cover on Austin Joseph. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………KICK OUT by Angelus Archer. “the One” Austin Joseph gets picked up by Angelus Archer, and Angelus Archer hits a few kicks into the ribs, over, and over again until the ref steps in, and pushes him away trying to give Austin Joseph space.]

JR-Angelus is not going to become the IC champion by getting himself DQed.

King-But it could make him feel really good to smash someone.

Kris Gaffney-I could only guess..

King-The joke made itself.

[Angelus Archer goes back on the attack, Austin Jospeh comes back to life, and he throws him into the corner, and “the One Austin Joseph runs towards Angelus Archer. Angelus Archer gets a boot up to his Austin Joseph’s face. Austin stumbles backwards, and “The One” Austin Joseph is dazed. Angelus Archer attempts to attack Austin, but Austin Joseph is able to duck under, and he hooks him, and connects with a over head t-bone suplex that sends him flying across the ring. He hits the mat, he slowly gets up to his feet. The One hits a running clothesline on Angelus Archer. Angelus Archer hits the mat, and h e gets up fairly quickly, and then once he gets up to his feet, he gets hit with another running clothesline that knocks down The One. Austin Joseph gets up to his feet. Angelus Archer whips Austin Joseph off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Angtelus Archer lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Angelus Archer hits a kick to the gut, he leads him over to the corner, and he smashes his head into the top turnbuckle. Austin Jospeh stumbles backwards, and then Angelus Archer picks him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts him down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet, once he gets up to he gets picked up by Angelus Archer, and dropped with a body slam. Austin Joseph is set up where Angelus Archer wants him, he goes up to the second turnbuckle, he jumps off of the second turnbuckle. He connects with a flying elbow drop on the chest of “The One” Austin Joseph.]

JR-Angelus must be feeling close to winning the championship.

King-He can taste it.

Kris Gaffney-Well…at least you didn’t say “go in for the kill”.

[Austin Joseph staggers up to his feet. Angelus Archer hooks him, and he attempts to go for the Slain, but Austin Jospeh is able to land on his feet. Angelus Archer goes over to where Joseph is. Austin tries to hook Angleus into a victory roll, but Angelus blocks it, and hooks him into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1………………..2…………Austin kicks out. The momentum causes Angelus Archer to hit the ring post. Angelus falls out of the corner. He gets up in pain, and turns right into the One and Only!! Angelus Archer is down. Austin Jospeh goes into the cover on Angelus Archer. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-Some bad luck caused Angelus to fall into the ring post leaving the opening to get the victory.

King-I’m sure the one will take it.

(“Crank it up” blasts on the PA system. The Big Show walks out on the stage. He walks down to the ring. He raises his arm.)

JR-Here comes the world’s biggest athlete.

King-Clearly not the most lucky one.

Kris Gaffney-Not tonight, no.

(“If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This should be interesting…we start tonight the same way the WWE Rumble in 2000 ended.

King-Were not afraid to mention our competition.

[The Rock and the Big Show stand in the middle of the ring. The Big Show talk trash to the Rock, the Rock throws a few fsits to the face that connect. The Big Show stumbles backwards. The Rock gets hit with a knee lift into the gut by the Big Show. The Big Show whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. The Rock gets thrown up in the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet near the ropes. The Big Show runs towards the ropes. The Rock is able to throw the Big Show over the top ropes. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of the Big Show The Big Show looks like he’s about to fall over the top rope, but he blocks one of the fists of the Rock. The Big Show hits a head butt that puts down the Rock. The Big Show steps over the top rope. The Rock dazed gets up his feet. The Big Show picks him up over his shoulder, he runs towards the ropes, but the Rock takes the Big Show over with him over the top rope. Both wrestlers hit the floor. THE ROCK AND THE BIG SHOW ARE ELIMINATED]

JR-Both the Rock, and the Big Show hit the floor, who hit first?

King-Luckily it doesn’t matter, and we won’t be hearing about this more than a decade after this happened.

Kris Gaffney-Or will we?

[The crowd starts to count down 5……..4…….3…….2…….1….*buzzer sounds*. “Heavy sits the crown” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring. He looks like he’s enjoying the easy time in the ring now. The counter begins again 10…..9……..8……….7……….6…….5……..4………3………2……1…*buzzer sounds*. “” blasts on the PA system. Jedidiah Stone runs down to the ring. He slides into the ring. Daryl Prichard seems to be ready for him, he goes for a Stone Fist. Jedidiah Stone ducks under, and Daryl Prichard runs towards him for a clothesline, but it’s countered by JEdidiah Stone with a back body drop that sends him flying over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. DARYL PRICHARD IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-The string of bad luck continues for Daryl Prichard.

King-I think he was better off being a pokemon.

Kris Gaffney-The numbers don’t lie.

King-Scott Steiner say the numbers spell disaster

[Jedidiah Stone stands in the middle of the ring, and he waits for the next competitor. The countdown starts 5………..4……….3……….2……..1…….*Buzzer sounds* “Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He poses on the stage, he puts it down as the stage hand is able to take it away from him, and he runs towards the ring, and he slides into the ring. Jedidiah hits a diving elbows, and he picks up Zack Ryder, and he attempts to throw him out of the ring, but Zack Ryder is able to hit a few elbows to the gut, and he makes Jedidiah break up the attempt. Zack Ryder hits a few fists to the face of Zedidiah’s face, and he pushes him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder throws him up to the air, and Jedidiah hits hard into the mat. Jedidiah stumbles up. Zack Ryder hits a drop kick to Jedidiah. Jedidiah stumbles backwards. He runs towards Jedidiah trying to knock him over the top rope. Jedidiah counters with a elbow to the back of the head. This breaks up the move. Jedidiah grabs him, and he hits a scoop slam driver. The counter starts 10……..9……….8………7………6………5………4……….3……….2………..1…..*Buzzer sounds*. “If you close your eyes* blasts on the PA system. Christian walks out on the stage. He yells to his Peeps to watch this. He runs to the ring, he slides into the ring. He tries to attack Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder throws him out of the ring over the top rope, and to the floor. CHRISTIAN HAS BEEN ELIMIANTED!!]

JR-That was quick.

King-He wasn’t ready.

Kris Gaffney-All he needs is another chance to get ready!

[Christian argues with the ref, suddenly he gets angry, and he grabs a chair, he slides into the ring, and he hits Jedidiah Stone with a chair shot, and then he turns around, and he hits Zack Ryder with a chair shot. Christian slides out of the ring, he looks frustrated as the count as already begun 5…………4………3……..2………1 *Buzzer sounds* Demango Debaka’s theme plays, and he runs to the ring, and he slides into the ring. He goes voer to where Jedidiah Stone is, and he tries to dumb him over the top rope. Jedidiah Sotne is able to hit a elbow to the face of Demango. Demango stumbles backwards, and into the corner, and Jedidiah Stone goes into the corner, and Demango goes on the attack hitting fists to the face, and he backs up,a nd he runs towards Jedidiah Stone. Jedidiah Stone hits a boot to the face. Stone pulls himself up to the second rope, and he waits for Demango to get where he wants him. Stone jumps off of the second rope, and he connects with a swinging DDT. Demango gets up to his feet, and he is dazed, Zack Ryder grabs Demango, and he throws him over the top rope. And he is on the floor around ring side. DEMANGO DEBAKA IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-There is unexpected teaming up by Jedidiah Stone, and Zack Ryder.

King-Maybe Zack Ryder will be good enough to be in the fold after all.

Kris Gaffney-I doubt it…

[Zack Ryder and Jedidiah Stone stare down each other, and they pace around the ring. Jedidiah Stone goes for a fist to the face. Zack Ryder hits a Russian leg sweep. Jedidiah Stone hits the mat, and he rolls away, and he gets up to his feet in the corner. He gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder hits a running clothesline that knocks down Jedidiah Stone. Zack Ryder backs up, and he does the fist pump Woo! Woo! Woo! He broski boot to the side of the head. 5……………4………..3…………2…………1…………*Buzzer sounds* “Desert Eagles theme blasts on the PA system. Desert Eagle runs down, and slides into the ring. We go through a lot of generate brawling. Zack Ryder tries to eliminate Jedidiah Stone, but he is able to stop it. 10……9….8….7…6…5…4…3…2…1…..*buzzer sounds* “Beautiful People” blasts on the PA system. Muhammad Ali walks to the ring. It seems like he’s taking his time as his match with Wade Wilson took a lot out of him.]

JR-The ring is filling up.

King-Somehow I think this is going to build up to something.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that’s right…

[Muhammad Ali gets into the ring, and he hits a clothesline to Desert Eagle. Zack Ryder tries to attack Muhammad Ali, Ali is able to duck under, and he attempts to eliminate Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder is able to block it, and then Zack Ryder hits an elbow that makes Muhammad stumbles backwards, Zack Ryder runs, he jumps, and he goes for a splash in the corner. Muhammad Ali moves out of the way Zack Ryder hits the top turnbuckle. Muhammad Ali hits the Decimation. Zack Ryder hits the mat, and he rolls under the bottom rope. 5……….4……….3……….2………1…*Buzz sounds* “you think you know me” blasts on the PA system. Edge runs down to the ring, and sldies into the ring, and starts to attack everything that moves.]

JR-Edge is on fire right now.

King-You think there is anyone that can stop him?

Kris Gaffney-Not Edge…is well…good?

[Edge gets attacked by Muhammad Ali, and Muhammad Ali picks up Edge, Edge is able to slide out of the back. Muhammad Ali turns around right into the a spear!! The countdown has already begun 5………….4…………..3…………2…………1…….*Buzzer sounds* “Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer runs down to the ring side area, and he slides into the ring. Desert Eagle hits a double axe handle that connects on Angelus Archer. He picks up Angelus Archer, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he backs up. He goes for a clothesline, but it’s countered by Angelus Archer throwing Desert Eagle out of the ring. DESERT EAGLE IS ELIMINATED!! Muhammad Ali is getting up stunned from the spear. Angelus Archer see’s him, and he hits a clothesline that knocks Muhammad Ali over the top rope, and to the floor. MUHAMMAD ALI IS ELIMINATED!! On the other side of the ring, Edge is being pushed over the top rope by Jedidiah Stone. Stone gives up, he backs up, and he goes for a clothesline over the top rope, but Edge counters with a hip toss, but as Jedidiah Stone is going over the top rope, he holds on to Edge. Both wrestler go over the top rope, and hit the floor. JEDIDIAH STONE AND EDGE ARE ELIMINATED 5…………4…………….3…………2…………1….*Buzzer sounds* “Vultrix’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Vultrix runs down to the ring, and he slides into the ring. He see’s Zack Ryder who is trying to recover, and he throws him into the ring, and he tries to push him over the top rope.]

JR-It looks like Vultrix is trying to take advantage of Muhammad Ali’s finisher landing.

King-Ryder had a chance to recover.

Kris Gaffney-Although Muhammad is the greatest, so I’m sure Ryder is going to take a while to recover.

[Zack Ryder counters with a elbow to stop him from going over the top rope. VUltrix tries to attack him once again. Zack Ryder hits a jaw breaker that makes him stumble backwards. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to recover 5…………..4…………3………..2………1…………*Buzzer sounds* “X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out slowly. Then he runs down to the ring. Vultrix gets up to his feet. Wade pushes him forward. Vultrix stumbles, he falls over the rope, and on to the floor. VULTRIX IS ELIMINATED!! Wade Wilson and Angelus Archer stare down each other. They pace around the ring, they lock up, and Angelus Archer puts him into a side head lock. Wade pushes him into the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Angelus Arhcer bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a running shoulder block. Angelus Archer gets up to his feet, Wade jumps, and he connects with a drop kick that knocks Angelus over the top rope, but he lands on the apron, and he is able to roll under the bottom rope to make sure he doesn’t get eliminated. 5……….4……….3………..2……….1…….*Buzzer sounds* “Randall Flagg’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Randall Flagg runs down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring. He attacks Wade Wilson, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he whips him off of the ropes. He hits a spinning spine buster on Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson stumbles up to his feet. But before he can do anything Jeremiah Dixon grabs Randal Flagg, and he throws him over the top rope. Flagg hits the floor. RANDALL FLAGG IS ELIMINATED!! 10…..9….8….7…6...5….4…3…2…1 *Buzzer sounds*. “The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system as Kenny Omegrape slides into the ring.]

JR-The field is starting to thin out.

King-Kenny has the advantage…because of fruit!

[We move ahead as there is no eliminations, just general brawling, and the entrance of the rest of the field. Tony Ikeda, Zack Ryder , Kenny Omegrape, Angelus Archer, Austin Joseph,Wade Wilson,Walter Melon, Kenny Omega, Jeremiah Dixon. Walter Melon is on the apron looks like Kenny Omega might eliminate him as he goes for a kick to the head. Walter Melon ducks under, and he hits a back body drop over the top rope, he fly’s over the top rope, and he falls hard on the floor around ring side. KENNY OMEGA IS ELIMINATED!!! Tony Ikeda and Kenny Omegrape are brawling it out, he hooks him for the full nelson suplex. He throws him, but Kenny Omegrape lands on his feet. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape throws him over the top rope, and on to the floor. TONY IKEDA IS ELIMINATED!! Austin Joseph and Wade Wilson had fallen over the top rope, and they throws fists to the face. Wade Wilson looks like he’s about to get the advantage, but Austin Joseph rakes the eyes of Wade Wilson, and he kicks the arm off of the rope. Wade falls off of the apron to the floor. WADE WILSON IS ELIMIANTED!! Austin turns right into a shoulder block by Walter Melon. Austin falls to the floor. AUSTIN JOSEPH IS ELIMINATED!!!! Zack Ryder throws Kenny Omegrape over the top rope. Kenny Omegrape hit the floor. KENNY OMEGRAPE IS ELIMINATED!! Zack Ryder turns his attention to Jeremiah Dixon who is down on the mat as he calls for the Rough Ryder. Jeremiah Dixon gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. But it’s countered by Jeremiah Dixon blocking it. Zack Ryder hits fists. Dixon stumbles towards the ropes. Angelus Archer pushes them both over, both fall to the floor. ZACK RYDER AND JEREMIAH IS ELIMINATED!! Angelus Archer turns as Walter Melon is running towards him, and he hits a super kick that knocks down Walter.]

JR-All of a sudden the eliminates came at a high rate.

King-What an epic time between Kenny Omegrape coming into the rumble, and Kenny Omega being eliminated.

Kris Gaffney-It brings a tear to my face.

[Angelus Archer picks up Walter Melon. He goes for the Slain, but Walter lands on his feet, but stumbles. Angelus Archer see’s his chance. He runs towards Wlater Melon. Walter ducks under, and throws Angelus over the top rope as he passes using his momentum against him. Angelus tumbles over the top rope, and he hits the mat. ANGELUS ARCHER IS ELIMINATED!! WALTER MELON WINS THE MATCH]

JR-Walter Melon survives!! He wins the match.

King-The melon gods weren’t jerks tonight.

(Walter Melon is getting his arm raised, he suddenly gets an odd look on his face. He turns, and he realizes it’s not the ref holding up his arm, but Ashley Irvine. She yells WATERMLON!! She runs off. We fade away with that.)