(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once that ends we go into the darken around in Phoenix, Arizona as pyrotechnics blasts on the Shockwave stage. The lights turn on, as fans wave their signs. Some signs say “I revolt against sign making”, “Matt Hardy saved my sign”, and “CRAE ate my other sign”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we do have quite a show tonight, headlined by enemies of Mike New facing off.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll find out who hates him more.

(“Pig” blasts on the PA system as Solstice walks to the ring with Hanover following behind, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man was in the middle of the whole Gambler, and Big Sal mess.

King-Well he didn’t cause it, he was just in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

Kris Gaffney-Although Brent Pond would probably disagree.

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring through stepping over the top rope.)

JR-Last year around this time, Carnage went on the hot streak of a career.

King-But he’s cooled down since.

Kris Gaffney-Who cares…he was world champion!

(“If You Smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-the Rock has history with everyone, but Solstice.

King-Maybe that’s why he focused on Solstice.

Kris Gaffney-Thinking in it much?

(“The Glass Breaks” as Stone Cold Steve Austin walks to the ring.)

*King holds up a recording that has JR saying “I’m not sure what….AUSTIN….is thinking”*

Kris Gaffney-Well…had to do that to drown out the STONE COLD’s.

[The Rock, Austin, Solstice, and Carnage pace around the ring. “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, and the Rock throwing fists to the face. Solstice tries to go after Carnage, and he hits a few fists to the face, but it’s countered by Carnage who stares back at Solstice as he is not effected, and he blocks one of the punch, and grabs Solstice hand, and lifts him up. Solstice is in pain, and Carnage throws him out of the mat. Carnage waits as Solstice gets up, and Solstice gets hit with a running big boot that plants Solstice. Carnage hits a few stomps on the downed Solstice. Soltice is in pain, and the ref who is doing all he can to keep some order, even though he really doesn’t have to since it’s a hardcore match. Carnage gets backed up Solstice goes over the middle rope, and Carnage is able to go over to where he is Carnage uses his boot, and pushes down on Solstice back, and the ref counts to four, once again even though he doesn’t have to. He lets go, and he runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Carnage comes down crashing on the back of Carnage. Carnage backs up, and Solstice stumbles towards Carnage. Carnage sets up Solstice, and pulls him in, and hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Solstice. Carnage holds on to Solstice, and he brings him over to the corner, and he smashes Carnage into the corner, and then he hits a few knee lifts into the corner on Solstice. Solstice is stunned, and Carnage brings out Solstice to the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes he bounces off of the ropes. Carnage lowers his head, but Solstice is able to counter with a swinging neck breaker. Carnage is in pain, but is fairly quick to get up to his feet. So much so Solstice realizes he needs to do something drastic, he nips up. He kicks Carnage in the gut, and this doubles over Carnage, and he goes for a DDT, but Carnage pushes out of it. Carnage watches as Solstice goes backwards, and Solstice hooks the top rope, and Carnage charges at Solstice. Solstice counters with a drop toe hold that sends Carnage into the middle rope. Carnage stumbles out of ropes. Solstice sets up Carnage, and sets up, and hits a high angled DDT that plants Carnage on his head. Solstice goes into the cover, and the ref pushes Solstice Carange on his back, and the ref counts the 1……………….2…………………Carnage is able to kick out, which sends Solstice out of the ring. Solstice is a bit stunned, and Carnage is stunned. Carnage stumbles up to his feet. He goes over to Solstice, who hits a hang man, which makes Carnage stumbles him backwards.]

JR-Solstice is neutralizing the height of Carnage.

King-Well…guess this is the power of equalizing Scott Tazte has spoken about.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he can be an expert on this or something.

[The Rock and Stone Cold are battling on the outside as Austin picks up the Rock, and smashes him on the guard rail as he lifts him up, and drops him face first. The Rock stumbles forward, and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin measures up, and charges at the Rock, but the Rock is able to counter it by the Rock throwing Austin into the corner, and he smashes into the steel steps back first. “Stone Cold” Steve Austin is in a lot of pain, and he stumbles up to his feet, and the Rock hits a kick to the gut, and the Rock sets up in a vertical suplex position “Stone Cold” Steve Austin up, and he lifts him up, and drives him down on the mat. “Stone Cold” Steve Austin crashes hard on the mat with a splat. The Rock picks up Austin, and brings him over to the announcers desk, and smashes his head on the desk. Austin lays on the table. The Rock goes over to the announcers side, and the Rock grabs a bottle of water, and he puts water in his mouth like he’s about to drink some, but then suddenly he spits the water in the face of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin stumbles away, and the Rock cleans up the table. He grabs the monitor. He waits for Austin to go where he wants to, and the Rock sets up Austin, and he hits a Rock Bottom through a table. The Rock looks up having felt better doing that, but he knows that he can’t really do anything as he can’t go into the cover on the outside. He lifts Austin from the wreckage, and throws him into the ring. The Rock goes into the cover, and the ref counts 1……………….2…………Solstice comes into the picture, and attacks the Rock, Solstice grabs the Rock, and throws him hard into the ring post. The Rock is in pain, and he falls out of the ring. Austin crawls behind him, and Stone Cold hits a low blow on Solstice. Stone Cold turns Solstice, and he hits a stunner that sends Solstice out of the ring. Stone Cold Steve Austin doesn’t look too happy that he couldn’t win the match right there, and he gets up to his feet, he runs right into Carnage who picks up Austin, and tries to run into the corner. Stone Cold slides out of the back, and Carnage crashes into the corner. Stone Cold hits a few stomps which puts Carnage into a sitting position, and he flips off Carnage, and hits a finally boot.]

JR-STONE COLD IS STOMPING A MUDHOLE *gets slapped in the back of the head, as he has the Festus look*

King-Someone had to do it.

Kris Gaffney-And I’m sure your glad it was you.

[Austin mocks the crowd, and turns around right into a Rock Bottom attempt, but Austin is able to hit a low blow. Rock stumbles around in pain, and Austin kicks the Rock in the gut, and hits a Stunner! The Rock after doing a series of over acting flips falls out of the ring, Austin laughs, and turns around, suddenly he runs to the ropes, and he gets tripped up by Angelina Love who is on the outside. Austin gets up, and turns around as Love gives him the double middle figures, which distracts him long enough for Carnage to sneak up on him, and school boy’s Austin up, and gets the 1………2………3!]

JR-Carnage took advantage of this situation, and got the win.

King-Guess Austin never saw that one coming.

(note: Hardest call in a while, especially between Carnage and Solstice, nice job everyone.)

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Big Sal with Tony Valentino walks to the ring.)

JR-Last week Big Sal made a mistake, but tried to make up for it.

King-He did give Pond a chance to recover and save his title, just Gambler was able to do it first.

Kris Gaffney-Gambler is a marked man now, luckily AN ARKIE always misses.

(“They don’t care about us” blasts on the PA system as Luther Savage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man has made it clear that he doesn’t like the power in the EMF.

King-I’d love for someone to be obsessed with being for the staff.

Kris Gaffney-Other than the random Amy lovers.

King-Yeah, we already seen them.

[Luther Savage paces around Big Sal who stands in the middle of the ring watching Luther Savage. Waiting for his first move, Luther Savage goes for a single leg take dwon, but it’s countered with a double axe handle that brings down Luther Savage. Savage is in pain, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Big Sal goes for a fist to the face, but it’s ducked under by Luther Savage. Luther Savage hits a few fists to the face, and follows it up with a kick to the gut, this doubles over Big Sal, and Big Sal is low enough for Luther Savage to put him in a side headlock, and Luther Savage puts on the pressure on him, and he tries to go for a belly to belly suplex, but it’s countered by Luther Savage who rolls out of the back. Big Sal turns around, and charges at Luther Savage. But it’s countered with him Luther Savage hitting a low drop kick which sends Big Sal into the top rope, and Big Sal stumbles backwards into Luther Savage who sets up Big Sal, and he hits a Russian leg sweep. Luther Savage rolls away, and gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet he runs to the ropes, and leaps in the air, and comes down crashing down on the mat on the face of Big Sal with a knee drop that sends Big Sal rolling away holding his face in pain, and Luther Savage backs away as Big Sal gets up in the corner. Luther Savage hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Big Sal which stuns him further, and before the ref gets on his case, Luther Savage whips him out of the corner, but it’s reversed. Luther Savage crashes into the corner, and after Big Sal is able to shake off the effects of the moves he’s taken thus far. He charges at Luther Savage who is seemly reeling in the corner, but clearly it was a trap. Big Sal crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, and Luther Savage measures up, and he runs behind Big Sal, and he hits a one handed face crusher. Which sends Big Sal into the mat face first, and Luther Savage rolls out of the ring, and on to the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. He climbs up to the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying splash on Big Sal. From there Luther Savage goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………….kick out by Luther Savage that sends him flying for a good distance. Luther Savage can’t believe the power of Big Sal, and before he can let this bug him too much, he hits a quick kick to the side of the head of Big Sal to keep him stunned, and for Luther Savage to plot his next move.]

JR-Luther Savage is planning his next move very carefully.

King-Well, guess he wants to focus his energy on this match…after all he’s going against a five year old….how hard can it be?

Kris Gaffney-Well…considering Ashley Irvine, harder than you think…by the way, happy birthday!

[Big Sal is still down on the mat, so Luther Savage goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He waits as Big Sal is getting up to his feet, and he goes for what seems to be a double axe handle. But it’s countered by Big Sal blocking it, and then putting Luther Savage into a bear hug, and driving Big Sal into the turnbuckle, and Big Sal is in pain so much so that once Luther Savage is driven into the ring post, he is in pain himself. But Big Sal is able to hit a few body shots to the gut, and Luther Savage is rocked with everyone of them. Big Sal whips him to the other side of the ring, and Big Sal follows in Luther Savage. Luther Savage crashes into the corner, and Big Sal follows in with a running clothesline into the corner. Big Sal backs out of the corner, and Luther Savage stumbles out of the corner, and Big Sal lifts up Luther Savage into a military press, and he throws him down with a military press slam! He crashes into the mat, and gets up to his feet. Seemly Savage isn’t too pleased that this is happening so he says fuck it, and charges at Big Sal who counters with a spinning side slam, and Luther Savage crashes into the mat. Big Sal falls away from Luther Savage unable to truly go on the attack as he should as he has been beaten up quite a bit, and Big Sal uses his standing ten count to rest up. Both wrestlers are able to get up at about the count of eight, but Luther Savage is able to throw the first punch that Big Sal is able to duck the punch, and Big Sal runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Big Sal hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down Luther Savage down to the mat. Slowly Savage gets up to his feet, and once he does Big Sal hits a few fists to the face. Big Sal whips Luther Savage off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Big Sal lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends Luther Savage crashing down on the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Big Sal waits, and picks up Luther Savage, and hits a spike front standing spinebuster that sends Luther Savage on the mat. Big Sal goes into the cover on Luther Savage as the ref counts the 1…………2………..KICK OUT by Luther Savage at the last moment.]

JR-Almost three.

King-Big Sal is looking for a big move here, clearly he wants to show everyone that while he made a mistake, he won’t make another one.

[Big Sal waits for Luther Savage, Savage gets up to his feet, and he grabs him around the throat, and lifts him up, but Savage turns it into a roll up for the 1……….2…….kick out. Savage, and Sal gets up to their feet, and Sal throws a big boot, but it’s ducked under by Savage. Savage hits a kick to the gut, and Luther Savage hits the Impaler DDT. Suddenly Luther Savage puts the camel clutch! The ref asks Sal if he wants to give it up, Big Sal refuses, and after a time of putting the pressure on Sal. Sal stands up, with Savage holding on. Big Sal reaches out, and he grabs on to the ropes, and Savage tries to yank him off of the ropes, Dewey Pond jumps on the apron yelling at the ref to get him off. Sal hits a back elbow, which sends Savage stumbling off. Sal is hurting, he stands up, Savage hits a standing drop kick in the back of Sal, and Sal goes into Dewey Pond who hits heads. Pond falls off the apron, and Sal stumbles backwards into Savage picking up Sal, and dropping him for the Savage back breaker! Luther Savage goes over, and puts on the camel clutch once again, due to the damage done recently, there is little to no resistant. The ref calls for the bell giving the KO submission to Luther Savage!]

JR-Luther Savage has won this match.

Kris Gaffney-Guess you make the biggest mistakes when your not trying to.

[Luther rolls out the ring, and walks towards the time keeper demanding for a microphone as Bad Company is leaving ring side, but seemly Savage has something more to say to them.]

Luther Savage: Did you see that everyone? I told you guys I was one of the best to do it, and I'm going to show you week in and week out. Big Sal was a small stepping stone. Sal, you just need to go out on your own. You need to become your own mind. Stop following those losers. You can do a lot more thinking on your own man. You got the power and the will. You just need to march to your own drum! Don't follow me. Don't follow him. Follow yourself!

JR-It looks like Savage is trying to stir the pot here.

Luther Savage: You do what you want. If you want to be a sheep then go ahead and be a sheep. I will tell you this much. I'd rather be a lion for a day then a sheep for the rest of my life. Just think about what I'm saying Big Sal.

[Luther walks around the ring and up the ramp as we go to commercial.]

(“Kane’s theme” blasts on the PA system as the fire pyro blasts, and appears Kane followed by Paul Bearer walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Through hell’s fire, it’s Kane!!

King-JR goes Rock when it comes to Kane.

Kris Gaffney-I noticed.

(“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the irng, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-This seems to be a battle of people who hate Mike New.

King-Do we have some prize.

Kris Gaffney-….no?

King-Well…better get on that.

[Degenerate and Kane pace around the ring, they lock up, and Kane throws Degenerate backwards, Degenerate gets up not believing Kane’s power. Degenerate gets up, and walks right into Kane who hits a upper cut to the chin, and Degenerate stumbles backwards, and Degenerate is stunned. Kane hits a few fists to the face of Degenerate, and tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Degenerate as Kane bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Kane hits a running shoulder tackle that knocks down Degenerate. Degenerate gets up stunned, and Kane twists Degenerate’s arm, and then hits a few clubbing blows to his arm, and once he’s stunned enough. Kane holds the pressure down, Degenerate turns into Kane, and tries to push him into the ropes, but uncharacterist for an EMF match, Kane hits a knee lift which breaks up this attempt. And Kane brings Degenerate over to the corner, and throws him into the corner, and Degenerate is pain as he falls into the corner in pain holding his shoulder. He falls into the corner, and he gets up while in the corner, and Kane measures up, and he hits a running clothesline in the corner, and Kane backs out of the corner as Degenerate stumbles out of the corner, and Kane picks up Degenerate, and drops him in side walk slam on Degenerate. Kane gets up to his feet, and he holds up his hand, and slowly Degenerate gets up to his feet. He turns around where Kane is waiting, and Kane grabs Degenerate around the neck, but before Kane is able to load him up, and drive him to the mat. Degenerate is able to hit a few kicks to the gut which stuns Kane enough to let him go. Degenerate hits a fist, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Degenerate tries to go for something, what we will never k now because Kane almost takes his head off with a big boot that knocks him down to the mat, and Kane looks down at Degenerate, and hits a few stomps on the downed Degenerate. Degenerate gets up to his feet, and Kane tries to whip Degenerate to the ropes, and he reverses it again. Kane bounces off of the ropes. Degenerate lowers his head, but it’s countered with a running DDT that plants Degenerate to the mat. Thinking he needs one more move, he goes to the outside of the ring, and Kane climbs up to the top rope. He waits as Degenerate slowly gets up to his feet, and once he does. Kane leaps off of the ropes, and he hits a flying clothesline off of the top rope. Kane crawls back to where Degenerate is, and hooks the leg for the cover, the ref counts the 1…………………2………………….KICK OUT by Degenerate!]

JR-Degenerate is not going to let it go that easily.

King-Well he wasn’t Extreme champion for nothing.

Kris Gaffney-Actually he was Extreme champion for losing.

King-…SHUT UP!

[Kane gets up, and starts stalking the ref, the ref yells like a little girl, and jumps out of the ring, and Kane stares down him. Degenerate is stumbling dazed on his feet, and Kane grabs Degenerate around the throat, and lifts him up, but it’s countered as in mid air Degenerate throws off Kane’s arm, and puts Kane in a front face lock, struggles, and drives him down for a DDT. Degenerate and Kane are down on the mat, and the ref starts his standing 10 count, he gets up to seven when Degenerate is up to his feet, and suddenly Kane sits up, and gets up to his feet as well quickly, and Kane throws a fist to the face of Degenerate, Degenerate ducks it, and he hits a few fists to the face of Kane, Kane stumbles backwards a little bit with each hit. Degenerate tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. So take that Degenerate, ya reversing…person. Anyways Degenerate bounces off of the ropes, and Kane goes for a standing clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Degenerate who bounces off of the ropes, on the other side of the ring. Degenerate leaps in the air, and hits a flying forearm shot to the face that makes Kane fall backwards, and he gets tied up in the ropes. Degenerate seeing this is liking what he see’s being that Kane is a monster, and he needs to take his chance’s he starts hitting a few fists to the face of Kane, and the ref makes Degenerate back up as he gets Kane out of the ropes. Kane stumbles up to his feet near the ropes. But as soon as that happens, Degenerate runs to where Kane is, and he hits a clothesline that sends him, and Kane out of the ropes. Kane crashes to the mat around ring side. But Degenerate is holding on to the top rope, and he skins the cat back into the ring. Degenerate goes over to the nearest turnbuckle, and he climbs up to the top rope. He waits as Kane gets up to his feet, and Degenerate leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying cross body block that knocks down Kane. Degenerate gets up to his feet, and he pulls Kane up with him, and he smashes Degenerate into the ring steps. Degenerate then throws Kane into the ring, and he rolls back into the ring. Seemly Degenerate is calling for the end of this match as he sets up for his finisher.]

JR-Degenerate is calling for the end of this match.

King-Please don’t try to power bomb

[Degenerate pulls Kane up, and Kane throws Degenerate’s hands off of him, and he hits a kick to the gut, and like expected he goes for power bomb, Degenerate goes for the D-Spike, but Kane throws him off, and Degenerate lands on his feet, but can’t get out of the way of a big boot, Kane puts his hand up, as he waits for Degenerate to get up to his feet. Turns around, and Kane grabs Degenerate around the throat, lifts him up, but suddenly drops in mid air as he see’s that Mike New is on the stage. Suddenly out of no where Degenerate counters into a small package, Kane is surprised enough that Degenerate is able to hold him down for the 1……….2………….3!]

JR-Degenerate just surprised Kane.

King-They definitely both hate New!

(Kane gets up, and doesn’t look happy at New as Shockwave goes off the air with that.)