EMF: Shockwave
	Making her way down the aisle the lovely and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! She stops halfway down the aisle slyly looking back as a tiny spark flicks behind her. The spark quickly and suddenly turns into a small flame stood upon the wick of a candle which illuminates the contours and crevices of The Wretched Nobody's haggard mask. Ring Announcer: Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing. [The Wretched Nobody comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, AN ARKIE!!! (crowd cheers **) [AN ARKIE walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks The Wretched Nobody's boots and knee pads. Earl Hebner checks AN ARKIE's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) The Wretched Nobody hiptosses AN ARKIE. They lockup. The Wretched Nobody sends AN ARKIE to the corner of the ring. The Wretched Nobody with a headbutt on AN ARKIE. The Wretched Nobody punches AN ARKIE in the head. AN ARKIE trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift The Wretched Nobody.The Wretched Nobody delivers a spine buster to AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift The Wretched Nobody.The Wretched Nobody lifts AN ARKIE into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. The Wretched Nobody is up again. ] JR - The Wretched Nobody's momma would be proud! [AN ARKIE climbs to his feet. AN ARKIE tries to snipe The Wretched Nobody with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe The Wretched Nobody with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe The Wretched Nobody with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe The Wretched Nobody with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha The Wretched Nobody hits AN ARKIE with an atomic drop. The Wretched Nobody drags AN ARKIE to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) The Wretched Nobody cuts AN ARKIE with a blade. AN ARKIE is bleeding as a result. AN ARKIE moves back to his feet. (..2) AN ARKIE tries to snipe The Wretched Nobody with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE gets hit with a fisherman suplex by The Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody moves back to his feet. The Wretched Nobody piledrives AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE moves back to his feet. They head back into the ring. The Wretched Nobody uppercuts AN ARKIE. The Wretched Nobody kicks AN ARKIE in the back of the leg. The Wretched Nobody choke slams AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE looks to be out cold! The Wretched Nobody covers AN ARKIE hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 JR - The winner of this match, The Wretched Nobody!!! (The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (The arena is darken as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. Finally the fireworks show ends, and the lights turn on. The camera sweeps around the crowd in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania who is yelling, and excitely waving their signs around. The crowd gives a few sweeps, before it displays the location information, and the commentators begin to talk.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Tonight feels like a new beginning for the EMF as many new, and old faces are making their presence felt. King-Let’s not forget a rivalry that is going to continue tonight live as the Rock faces Logan Riley once again. Kris Gaffney-Jack Swagger is hoping it’s a ladder match. King-As are we all. (“Adam Philip’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Adam Philips walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Last week Adam Philips made a success return against the former tag team champions, the Usos’. King-The Usos’ didn’t have things as on lock as they thought. Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure…they do have super kicks on lock. (“Heavy Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega walks out on the stage. He does the gun pose, before heading towards the ring, and entering the ring.) JR-Kenny Omega is looking to turn things around. King-He’s had some success here, and there. We’ll see what happens. The lights dim in the arena as Last Resort by Papa Roach blares from the PA system and fireworks explode around the screen before the lights come on showing the personification of extreme in the ring. JR-The man known as the personification of extreme should be right at home in this match. King-If only if it was for the extreme title. Kris Gaffney-Can’t have it all. [The competitors get into the ring, and they wait for the bell watching for the first move as they pace slowly around the ring. Kenny Omega gets a bit too close. Suicide takes down Kenny Omega with a double leg take down, and he hammers away with a few fists to the face. Adam Philips attempts to take advantage of this situation, and goes for a elbow on Suicide. Suicide moves out of the way, and Philips hits Kenny Omega instead, that isn’t too much of a problem. Philips gets up to his feet, he gets hit with a flying running knee lift which makes Adam Philips stumble backwards, and he trips out of the ring, and on to the floor. Kenny Omega is getting up, he tries to attack Suicide. Suicide ducks under, and he lifts up Kenny Omega, and drops him on to his knee to complete a belly to back back breaker. Kenny Omega rolls away in pain under the ropes, and he falls into the floor. Suicide realizes that he’s left alone in the ring, and that Kenny Omega is getting up faster than Philips. Suicide runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Suicide jumps through the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive.] King-That had to be a trademark or a finisher, right JR? JR-Actually King…that wasn’t… King-What fun is that! Kris Gaffney-Guess he wanted to avoid your record of obsession with name pun’s. [Suicide is slow to get up to his feet, but what he doesn’t realize is that Philip staying down on the mat was only a ploy, and now he has a Singapore cane, Philips hits Suicide hard on the back with a loud smacking sound. Suicide is in pain. Adam Philips drops the cane, and he grabs Suicide, and throws him hard into the ring steps. Suicide crashes hard nito the ring steps. Suicide is down on the mat, Adam Philips looks towards Kenny Omega who is seemly getting up to his feet, and right now is a bigger threat. Wanting to make sure that bigger threat stays in front of him, he grabs him, and he throws him into the ring. Adam Philips climbs up to the apron, and back into the ring. Kenny Omega is up to his feet, Adam Philips stuns Kenny Omega with a kick to the gut that stuns him, he lifts him up, and he drops him for a vertical suplex front face buster. Adam Philips pushes him on his back. The ref goes into position, the ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omega!!] JR-Kenny Omega kicks out!! King-I’m sure Suicide is a fan. Kris Gaffney-Weird as it seems, probably. That’s why it’s a triple threat. [Adam Philips gets up to his feet pulling Kenny Omega with him. Adam Philips hooks Kenny Omega, and he goes for a belly to back suplex. Kenny Omega is able to roll out of the back. Kenny Omega lands on his feet, and he pushes him forward. Which just so happens to hit Suicide who falls out of the ring. Kenny Omega school boy’s Adam Philips, the ref counts 1………..KICK OUT by Adam Philips. Philips gets up quickly, but then he gets dropped by a running ezuguri to the side of the head, which makes Adam Philips do a flip.] JR-Kenny Omega connects with the ezuguri. King-I’m sure that Adam Philips wishes he didn’t. Kris Gaffney-Somehow I get the feeling that being kicked on the head is going to come back to Kenny Omega…just a feeling I got… [Kenny Omega rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a table, and he throws it into the ring. He slides into the ring, and he sets it up. Suicide comes out of no where, and hits a low blow on Kenny Omega. Suicide lifts Omega up, and drops him through the table with the S-Bomb!! Suicide goes into the cover on Kenny Omega. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!] JR-Kenny Omega took too much time, and it cost him. Kris Gaffney-Not the most moral win, but there are no rules…so it doesn’t matter (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tonight Tony gets a chance to once again hop back into the title race. King-It’s not going to be easy, after all, he faces a Spider King JR! Kris Gaffney-Somehow I don’t see the problem. (“Heavy sits the crown” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage, and he continues down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-It hasn’t exactly been a great year for Daryl Prichard, but he could turn it all around tonight. King-Guess we’ll see if we can see the Daryl Prichard of a year ago. Kris Gaffney-Did Ashley Irvine perfect her time traveling device, and someone forgot to tell me? [Tony Ikeda and Daryl Prichard pace around the ring. They lock up Daryl Prichard hits a knee lift into the gut, he tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. Daryl Prichard lowers his head, but Tony Ikeda counters with a kick to the head. Daryl Prichard stumbles around, Tony Ikeda hits a hard fist to the face of Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard goes down on the mat, and he rolls out of the ring. He gets up on the apron. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and he sling shots the ropes. Tony Ikeda flips over the top rope, and he hits hard into the mat. Daryl Prichard slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda picks up Daryl Prichard, and drops him across his knee. Daryl Prichard rolls away from Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda goes to the nearest corner, he climbs up to the second rope. He measures up on Daryl Prichard, and he drops a diving double elbow drop across the face of Daryl Prichard. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Tony Ikeda, hits a few stomps on the downed Daryl Prichard.] JR-Shades of the legendary X-Cold there. King-Tony did do some training under X-Cold…explains a lot. Kris Gaffney-If you say so. [Tony Ikeda waits for Daryl Prichard to get up to his feet. Daryl Prichard stumbles up to his feet. He goes for full nelson suplex, but it’s blocked, and countered into a snap mare that sends Tony Ikeda flying across the ring. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daryl Prichard hits the Stone Fist. Tony Ikeda goes down on the mat. Daryl Prichard goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes inot position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Daryl Prichard can’t believe that Tony Ikeda kicked out. He yells at the ref. Tony Ikeda gets up by the ropes. Daryl Prichard runs towards the ropes, and he hits a running clothesline that sends Tony Ikeda and Daryl Prichard flying over the top rope, and down on the floor.] JR-Both wrestlers hit hard on the mat. King-That wouldn’t hurt a King, would it? Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure….I’m kind of question Daryl’s kinglyness…they are suppose to always land on their feet. King-……… [Tony Ikeda and Daryl Prichard are having issues getting up to their feet. The ref is up to the count of 6. Tony Ikeda hooks Daryl Prichard, and he goes for a full nelson move, but it’s countered by Daryl Prichard with a snapmare. Tony Ikeda goes flying, and he gets up to his feet. Daryl Prichard goes for the Stone Fist. But Tony Ikeda ducks out of the way, Daryl Prichard hits the ring post instead. Daryl goes down on the mat in pain. Tony Ikeda goes dwon, and he looks under the ring. He pulls out a Singapore cane, he turns around, and swings it at Daryl, but what he didn’t know Daryl also had one. Both wrestlers hit each other. The ref calls for the bell. Both wrestlers are DQed.] JR-Seemed like both wrestlers had the same idea. King-That didn’t work… Kris Gaffney-Na…Daryl is a King, he can just restart the match. King-It doesn’t work like that…I’ve tried. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He does the Yes taunt down to ring side area, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan seemed to be in a rush earlier, I wonder why. King-I guess we’ll have to find out. Kris Gaffney-I would wonder if it could effect this match…but what if that’s why he was in a rush…in which case…good for him JR-Buddy Friend has had some bad luck. "Nice Guy" Buddy Friend saunters down to the ring as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays. Buddy flashes a bright smile and flashes a thumbs up to various members of the crowd. King-Maybe he can turn it around tonight. JR-The former IC champion hasn’t been able to buy a win for about a month or two. King-Gaffney knows a thing or two about that. Kris Gaffney-Shut up King…even if it’s true… [Daniel Bryan and Nice Guy Buddy Friend pace around the ring. They lock up, Daniel Bryan hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Nice Guy Buddy Friend. Daniel Bryan tries to whip him to the ropes with an irish whip. But it’s reversed, and Daniel Bryan goes to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, Nice Guy Buddy Friend goes for a super kick. Daniel Bryan ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Daniel Bryan hits a jumping diving clothesline as Buddy Friend turns around. Nice Guy Buddy Friend hits the mat, and he is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, he hooks Nice Guy Buddy Friend into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, and he hooks him with a snap suplex. Putting Buddy Friend down on the mat. Buddy Friend bounces off of the mat, he gets up to his feet fairly quickly, and he falls into the corner. He turns around. Daniel Bryan runs into the corner, and he hits a running drop kick in the corner. He runs back into the corner, and he runs for another one. But Buddy Friend is able to counter by throwing him over the top rope, and stumbling forward, so he can’t see the result of what he just did.] JR-It probably is a good idea that Buddy Friend turns around. King-You know if everyone didn’t just turn around, or stand up, bad things wouldn’t happen. Kris Gaffney-Stop being a wrestling party pooper! [He see’s that Daniel Bryan is on the apron. He runs towards Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan kicks him in the head. He stumbles backwards, and Daneil Bryan goes up to the top rope, and he waits for Nice Guy Buddy Friend to go where he wants, and Nice Guy Buddy Friend runs up the top turnbuckle, and he hits a arm drag that sends Daniel Bryan off of the top turnbuckle. He hits hard into the mat. Daniel Bryan gets up quickly, but clearly he’s stunned. Daniel Bryan gets picked up, and he gets dropped by spinning belly to back suplex.] JR-The former IC champion might be setting up for his finisher here. King-I hope he cheats to win! Kris Gaffney-Then he wouldn’t be a nice guy… [Daniel Bryan gets picked up, and he gets kicked in the gut, Nice Guy tries to hook him for Kill’em with Kindness. Daniel Bryan spins out of it, and he drives him down with an arm bar. He hooks him, and he puts Buddy Friend into the No Lock. Nice Guy fights it…then finally taps out!! Daniel Bryan wins!!] JR-It’s possible Daniel Bryan lured Buddy Friend in, and was able to lock in the No Lock to get the tap out victory. King-Told him he should have cheated to win… (As the EMF comes back from commercial, the EMF tron lights up. Daniel Bryan is walking in the back after his match with Buddy Friend. Suddenly foot steps can be heard, and a chair smashes Daniel Bryan over the back before he can turn, and react. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat in a lot of pain. Mastermind is standing over him. He looks down, and says.) Mastermind-im just getting in first. If it wasnt me, it would of been you and i was just premeditating. Take this as a warning and stay away (He walks away, and we go back to ring side.) (“the Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes to the crowd. They throw grapes towards him.) King-Still not a law suit. Kris Gaffney-Triple H spat on people, and were alright with it. King-Guess they didn’t want to be held down. (“I am Machine” blasts on the PA system. Brandon North walks out on the stage. He stares down the King, before entering the ring.) King-Someone holds grudges. Kris Gaffney-I know I would hold grudges against you King. King-That’s because I tell you that you sucked as a wrestler…and it was true! JR-Brandon North like Adam Philips was able to successful return last week. Let’s see if he can have better luck than his infamous tag team partner. Kris Gaffney-Only if they work in Cole MacGrath somehow… [Brandon North and Kenny Omegrape pace around the ring, Brandon North steals one of Kenny Omegrape’s grapes, and throws it at him. He catches it before it can hit the floor. The ref wonders if he should call for the bell, but Scott Hall of a sudden says he threw a tooth pick almost every match, so it’s alright. The ref agree’s, and allows it to continue. Kenny Omegrape eats the grape. Brandon North tries to attack Kenny, Brandon North gets thrown to the ropes after side stepping him. Brandon North bounces off of the ropes, and Kenny Omegrape hooks Brandon North, and puts him down with a hip toss. Brandon North crashes down on the mat. He gets up to his feet, and Kenny Omegrape hits a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and he grabs Brandon North, and he connects him with a few forearm shots to the face that stuns Brandon North staggering him to the ropes. He tries to whip Brandon North to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the orpes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a jumping clothesline. He waits for him to get up to his feet, and he gets up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, he hooks the leg, and he lifts him up, and he drops him on his head with a fisherman buster!!] JR-That’s the move that ended the career of Tyson Kidd! King-Guess Tyson had a code of respect. Kris Gaffney-Samoa Joe hates those. [Kenny Omegrape doesn’t seem to want to go for the pin, instead he picks up Brandon North. Brandon North pushes off Kenny Omegrape, and he goes for a super kick, it’s caught by Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape holds him there for a moment, and spins him in a circle Brandon North counters with a leg whip bicycle kick to the side of the head. Kenny Omegrape falls down on his knee. Brandon North hooks Kenny Omegrape with a front face lock, and drops him with a whiplash DDT that plants Kenny Omegrape face first into the mat. Brandon North pushes him on his back, and he goes for the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Brandon North sits down on the mat, and he takes a few moments to rest up. Brandon North rolls into the corner, and he gets up in the corner. Kenny Omegrape runs towards Brandon North, and he goes for a splash. Brandon North moves out of the way. Kenny Omegrape hits his head, and he stumbles backwards. Brandon North hooks Kenny Omegrape, and he drops him with a Russian leg sweep that puts him down on the mat.] JR-Brandon North with the Russian leg sweep. King-Russia is North! Kris Gaffney-…. [Kenny Omegrape gets picked up, and he gets whipped to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Brandon North goes for the big boot. Kenny ducks under, Brandon turns around. Kenny kicks him in the gut, he hooks him, and he lifts him up, and drops him on his head for the Greese Oil!! Brandon North seems out cold. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Brandon North. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……………3!!] JR-Brandon North tried to go for Welcome to the North, but Kenny Omegrape saw it coming, and was able to hit his finisher to gain the victory. King-That went South fast… (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his camera. He is taking footage for his webshow as he continues down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Next will be a battle of the two #1 contenders for the IC and Extreme Championship. King-Both Walter Melon, and the Rock must be watching this match really closely. Kris Gaffney-Ryder does know Mastermind, so this should be interesting (“I will control your mind” blasts on the PA system. Mastermind walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Mastermind is looking like he hasn’t missed a step. King-This is going to be a tough test, Ryder has been a world champion recently. Kris Gaffney-And he doesn’t want his own custom t-shirt…or does he? [Zack Ryder stands on one side of the ring pumping up the crowd as they chant “Let’s go Ryder Woo! Woo! Woo!”. Mastermind doesn’t seem to like that, Mastermind runs towards Zack Ryder. He goes some sort of clubbing blow. Zack Ryder is able to easily duck under, and he bounces off of the ropes. Mastermind continues to the ropes. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but it’s blocked, and Mastermind drops him for a stacked power bomb. With Ryder in a pinning position. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……2..KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder gets up fairly quickly. Mastermind takes him down with a side head lock take down, and he holds the pressure on Zack Ryder. The ref is there to make sure that Ryder for whatever reason wants to tap out to a head lock. Zack Ryder obviously refuses, he slowly makes it up to his feet, and he hits a elbow into the gut, Mastermind doesn’t let go. Zack Ryder pushes him backwards, and he whips him to the ropes. Mastermind bounces off of the ropes. Mastermind comes off of the ropes fast, and he hits a shoulder tackle that puts down Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, and he ducks under a wild fist. Mastermind hooks Zack Ryder into an atomic drop position, he lifts him up, and connects with a face buster slam. Mastermind pushes him on his back. Mastermind hooks the leg of Zack Ryder as he goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder] JR-Zack Ryder attempted to end this match quickly, and ever since that point it hasn’t quite worked out for him. King-Guess sometimes it’s better to be safe, than sorry. Kris Gaffney-You would say that… [Mastermind stares down the ref, and he gets up to his feet. He waits Zack Ryder to get up to his feet as he gets ready to hook in the mind controller. He tries to hook it, Zack Ryder is able to counter with a release snapmare. Mastermind gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Mastermind runs to the ropes, Zack Ryder connects with a standing drop kick that puts him down on the mat. He hits the mat, he quickly gets up to his feet. Mastermind stumbles around, and Zack Ryder is dazed, but he realizes that he needs to make a move, so he kicks Mastermind in the gut, he lifts him up, and drops him for a sit down pile driver. Zack Ryder throws an arm over Mastermind. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….Mastermind is able to roll the shoulder up before the final three count goes down. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest as Mastermind attempts to recover, he gets up to his feet. He does, and dazed, he falls into the corner. Zack Ryder being that he’s been able to get some rest up closes the gap between him, and Mastermind. Zack Ryder hits a few fists to the face of Mastermind, he grabs his arm, and he attempts to whip him to the corner, is successful. Mastermind crashes into the corner opposite of where he started out in. Zack Ryder runs towards Mastermind, he jumps up, and he hooks him, and he hits a monkey flip that sends Mastermind flipping through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Slowly Mastermind gets up to his feet, and Zack Ryder backs up, he grabs the back of Mastermind’s head, and drops him face first into the mat with a running bulldog into the mat. He bounces off of the mat, he stumbles forward to the ropes, and Zack Ryder runs towards the ropes, and he hits a clothesline that sends him, and Mastermind over the top rope to the floor.] JR-This match is taking it to the outside. King-Sure hope they don’t forget that the ref’s count. Kris Gaffney-Sometimes I forget he is…maybe that’s why I lost so many matches by count out. Hindsight is a bitch! [Zack Ryder and Mastermind get up after a few moments. Mastermind rakes the eyes of Zack Ryder Zack Ryder stumbles backwards. Mastermind tries to attack Zack Ryder, but Ryder ducks under, and he does a belly to back suplex that puts Mastermind over the barricade, and to where the fans are. Zack Ryder jumps on the barricade, and he’s about to attack. Mastermind is able to trip up Zack Ryder. Ryder crashes into the unprotected floor. Mastermind picks him up, but Zack Ryder and Mastermind throw fists to the face As they work their way through the crowd. The ref calls for the bell. Both wrestlers have been counted out.] JR-Seems like Mastermind and Zack Ryder cared more about the fight, than the match, and the ref has called for the bell to end this match. King-Keep ringing the bell…maybe that will make them stop. Kris Gaffney-Maybe I should start to flash the lights on and off… (“Heavy Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega walks out on the stage, and he enters the ring.) JR-We know that Kenny Omega is a great competitor, we will see what he can do against the Melon Club’s Apple Juice Styles. King-Let’s hope he doesn’t bring fruit Mario. Kris Gaffney-…. King-Ugh…you don’t get that reference, you don’t know what you’re missing. (“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Apple Juice Styles walks out on the stage in a hoodie jacket to a water fountain of Apple Juice. He looks to one side, and then another, he flips the hoodie up, and walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) King-How much did that Apple Juice Waterfall cost? Kris Gaffney-Better not to ask. JR-For the longest time, Apple Juice Styles was the one Melon Club member you didn’t hear much about. King-Something tells me he was drunk. [Kenny Omega slides into the ring, and he runs at Apple Juice Styles. Apple Juice Styles ducks under a clothesline. He hits a few forearm shots to the face that connects to the face which makes Kenny Omega head snaps with every forearm shot. Apple Juice Styles tries to whip him ot the ropes. But it’s reversed by Kenny Omega. Apple Juice Styles bounces off of the ropes, he leaps in the air, and he connets with a jumping clothesline that brings down Kenny Omega. Kenny Omega goes down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles hits a few low kicks into the legs, he spins around, and he connects with a back elbow into the side of the head. Apple Juice Styles spins around, and knocks down Kenny Omega with a diving clothesline that puts down Kenny Omega. Apple Jucie Styles back up, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a jumping forearm shot to the corner, and then allows Kenny Omega to fall into the mat. Apple Juice Styles goes to the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a frog splash!! Apple Juice stays into a pin combination as he hooks the leg of Kenny Omega. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Kenny Omega. Apple Juice Styles doesn’t argue instead he waits as he watches as Kenny Omega rolls towards the ropes. He gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles runs towards Kenny Omega. Kenny Omega counters by throwing Apple Juice Styles over the top rope. Apple Juice Styles lands on his feet, Kenny Omega turns around. Apple Juice Styles hits a kick to the head. Apple Juice Styles stumbles backwards. Apple Juice Styles gets ready.] JR-It looks like Apple Juice is getting ready for his forearm. King-He sure loves forearms. Kris Gaffney-We should have Apple Juice, and the Usos’ have a match where super kick’s, and forearms are banned. King-They’d probably walk around the ring aimlessly… [Apple Juice Styles sling shots himself up to the top rope, but before he can jump off for the Juice Slap. Kenny Omega dives on the top rope, and Apple Juice falls off of the top rope face first into the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omega hits a kick to the gut, and he plants down with a whiplash DDT that puts down Apple Juice Styles is driven into the mat. Kenny Omega takes a few moments to rest up as he considers what is next. He decides to end this match right here, right now as he calls for his finisher the One Winged Angel. He picks up Apple Juice, and lifts him up on his shoulders. But Apple Juice counters with a hurricanarana. Kenny goes face first into turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards right into the Pele kick that Apple Juice calls the Juiced up Kick.] JR-The Juiced up kick lands!! King-Not quite what Kenny had in mind. Kris Gaffney-Unless he enjoy’s beign kicked in the back of the head. [Apple Juice goes to the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on the downed Kenny Omega. He jumps off of the top rope, and lands the Splash of Juice. Apple Juice goes into the cover on Kenny Omega. The ref counts 1………………2…………….3!!] JR-Apple Juice Styles gains the victory after seemly Kenny Omega rushing to his finisher. King-Not a good night for you to attempt your finisher early. (“If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks down to the ring determined. He rises the IC championship on the turnbuckle. He steps inside of the ring, and waits for his opponent.) JR-The Rock and Logan Riley had quite the match last time they were in the ring. King-It’s too bad they didn’t get to finish it as Buddy Friend made his presence felt, and in a tables match that is all that can be needed. Kris Gaffney-Hopefully in a straight up one on one match, that will change. King-Feels like were doing this backwards, but oh well… (“that’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, and he holds up the World CHampoinship. He walks down to the ring, and he enters the ring.) JR-Logan Riley feels like he’s proving a lot as the world champion. King-And he is… Kris Gaffney-Can’t argue with that! [The Rock and Logan Riley stand in the ring. The Rock talks trash, Logan Riley throws a fist to the face, the Rock knocks Logan Riley down with a hard fist that puts down the World Champion. The IC champion allows Logan Riley to get up to his feet. The Rock grabs Logan Riley’s arm, and he tries to whip him to the ropes. Logan Riley reverses the whip. The Rock hits the ropes, and Logan Riley attempts to go for the Final Cut, the Rock is able to duck under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He shoots off the ropes with more momentum, and as Logan Riley turns around. The Rock jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that knocks down Logan Riley. Logan Riley gets up to his feet dazed, the Rock picks him up, and he hits a body slam that puts down Logan Riley. The Rock hits a few stomps on the downed Logan Riley. Logan Riley rolls into the corner, and the Rock backs away from Logan Riley. Logan Riley pulls himself up to his feet in the corner. The Rock closes the gap between him, and Logan Riley. The Rock hits a fist, then another, and then another in the corner. The Rock stops, he spits on his fist, and he hits an extra hard fist that sends Logan Riley flying over the top rope, and he lands on his feet. He stumbles like a drunk man on the apron. The Rock backs up, he runs, and he sling shots Logan Riley over the top rope. Logan Riley flips over the top rope, and he hits hard into the mat.] JR-The Rock is starting quickly. King-I don’t think this is the person that Logan expected to face. Kris Gaffney-It’s like the Minnesota Vikings and Buffalo Bills….if the Bills were actually a good team. King-Don’t think we could ever imagine that. Kris Gaffney-Yeah, sorry…..I went too far. [The Rock waits as Logan Riley pulls himself up to his feet, the Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered with a elbow to the side of the head, and then another, then another. This breaks up the Rock Bottom. The Rock stumbles dazed, Logan Riley hooks the Rock’s arm, and drops him for a arm breaker. The Rock rolls around on the mat holding his arm in a lot of pain. Logan Riley has to recover for a few moments as he’s taken quite a few moves from the Rock. The Rock however is able to recover fast, and he runs, and he goes for a running knee to the face. Logan Riley is able to duck out of the way, and he hooks the Rock, and he puts him into a back slide pining combination. The ref quickly goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….KICK OUT by the Rock. The Rock gets up quickly, only to get a super kick to the chin that makes the Rock stumble backwards, and he falls through the middle rope, and hits the floor around ring side hard. Logan Riley gets a chance to rest up. Once he has it, he see’s the Rock attempting to get up to his feet with the help of the apron. He runs towards the Rock, and he hits a baseball slide into the face of the Rock. The Rock stumble backwards, and he hits into the barricade, and falls on his face. Logan Riley rolls out of the ring, he goes over to the Rock. He picks him up, and he brings him over to the ring steps. He lifts him up, and he drops him face first into the ring steps. The Rock stumbles around in pain. Logan Riley throws the Rock into the ring. Logan Riley rolls into the ring. He stalks the Rock as the Rock is slow to get up to his feet. Logan Riley once again goes for the Final Cut. The Rock ducks under, he kicks Logan Riley in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT!!] JR-Once again Logan attempted to go for the Final Cut, but the Rock had a counter. King-You got to wonder how long that can last, the Rock better find a way to win, and win quickly. Kris Gaffney-Pretty sure he’s working on it. [The Rock nips up, and he gets ready to deliver the Rock Bottom. Logan Riley is slow to get up to his feet. The Rock goes for the Rock Bottom. Once again Logan Riley attempts to block it with elbows, the Rock throws him off, but this causes the ref to be pushed away, the Rock with the momentum, turns towards a Mastermind who had run down to the ring side area, and he hits a hang man on the Rock without the ref seeing it. The Rock stumbles backwards, Logan school boy’s the Rock. The ref counts 1…………….2……….3!!] JR-It happened again!! Another Logan, and the Rock match ruined by outside interference. King-If only Becky Bayless was here, she’d counter it through buying the best interference. Kris Gaffney- To which was always Triple M…and yeah…that was never really that good. (The Rock mouth’s “you son of a bitch”. The Rock angrily runs up the ramp towards where Mastermind went as Shockwave goes off of the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

Making her way down the aisle the lovely and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal!

She stops halfway down the aisle slyly looking back as a tiny spark flicks behind her. The spark quickly and suddenly turns into a small flame stood upon the wick of a candle which illuminates the contours and crevices of The Wretched Nobody's haggard mask.

Ring Announcer: Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.

[The Wretched Nobody comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, AN ARKIE!!! (crowd cheers **)

[AN ARKIE walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks The Wretched Nobody's boots and knee pads. Earl Hebner checks AN ARKIE's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) The Wretched Nobody hiptosses AN ARKIE. They lockup. The Wretched Nobody sends AN ARKIE to the corner of the ring. The Wretched Nobody with a headbutt on AN ARKIE. The Wretched Nobody punches AN ARKIE in the head. AN ARKIE trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift The Wretched Nobody.The Wretched Nobody delivers a spine buster to AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift The Wretched Nobody.The Wretched Nobody lifts AN ARKIE into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. The Wretched Nobody is up again. ]

JR - The Wretched Nobody's momma would be proud!

[AN ARKIE climbs to his feet. AN ARKIE tries to snipe The Wretched Nobody with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe The Wretched Nobody with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe The Wretched Nobody with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe The Wretched Nobody with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha The Wretched Nobody hits AN ARKIE with an atomic drop. The Wretched Nobody drags AN ARKIE to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) The Wretched Nobody cuts AN ARKIE with a blade. AN ARKIE is bleeding as a result. AN ARKIE moves back to his feet. (..2) AN ARKIE tries to snipe The Wretched Nobody with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE gets hit with a fisherman suplex by The Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody moves back to his feet. The Wretched Nobody piledrives AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE moves back to his feet. They head back into the ring. The Wretched Nobody uppercuts AN ARKIE. The Wretched Nobody kicks AN ARKIE in the back of the leg. The Wretched Nobody choke slams AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE looks to be out cold! The Wretched Nobody covers AN ARKIE hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, The Wretched Nobody!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(The arena is darken as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. Finally the fireworks show ends, and the lights turn on. The camera sweeps around the crowd in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania who is yelling, and excitely waving their signs around. The crowd gives a few sweeps, before it displays the location information, and the commentators begin to talk.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Tonight feels like a new beginning for the EMF as many new, and old faces are making their presence felt.

King-Let’s not forget a rivalry that is going to continue tonight live as the Rock faces Logan Riley once again.

Kris Gaffney-Jack Swagger is hoping it’s a ladder match.

King-As are we all.

(“Adam Philip’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Adam Philips walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week Adam Philips made a success return against the former tag team champions, the Usos’.

King-The Usos’ didn’t have things as on lock as they thought.

Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure…they do have super kicks on lock.

(“Heavy Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega walks out on the stage. He does the gun pose, before heading towards the ring, and entering the ring.)

JR-Kenny Omega is looking to turn things around.

King-He’s had some success here, and there. We’ll see what happens.

The lights dim in the arena as Last Resort by Papa Roach blares from the PA system and fireworks explode around the screen before the lights come on showing the personification of extreme in the ring.

JR-The man known as the personification of extreme should be right at home in this match.

King-If only if it was for the extreme title.

Kris Gaffney-Can’t have it all.

[The competitors get into the ring, and they wait for the bell watching for the first move as they pace slowly around the ring. Kenny Omega gets a bit too close. Suicide takes down Kenny Omega with a double leg take down, and he hammers away with a few fists to the face. Adam Philips attempts to take advantage of this situation, and goes for a elbow on Suicide. Suicide moves out of the way, and Philips hits Kenny Omega instead, that isn’t too much of a problem. Philips gets up to his feet, he gets hit with a flying running knee lift which makes Adam Philips stumble backwards, and he trips out of the ring, and on to the floor. Kenny Omega is getting up, he tries to attack Suicide. Suicide ducks under, and he lifts up Kenny Omega, and drops him on to his knee to complete a belly to back back breaker. Kenny Omega rolls away in pain under the ropes, and he falls into the floor. Suicide realizes that he’s left alone in the ring, and that Kenny Omega is getting up faster than Philips. Suicide runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Suicide jumps through the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive.]

King-That had to be a trademark or a finisher, right JR?

JR-Actually King…that wasn’t…

King-What fun is that!

Kris Gaffney-Guess he wanted to avoid your record of obsession with name pun’s.

[Suicide is slow to get up to his feet, but what he doesn’t realize is that Philip staying down on the mat was only a ploy, and now he has a Singapore cane, Philips hits Suicide hard on the back with a loud smacking sound. Suicide is in pain. Adam Philips drops the cane, and he grabs Suicide, and throws him hard into the ring steps. Suicide crashes hard nito the ring steps. Suicide is down on the mat, Adam Philips looks towards Kenny Omega who is seemly getting up to his feet, and right now is a bigger threat. Wanting to make sure that bigger threat stays in front of him, he grabs him, and he throws him into the ring. Adam Philips climbs up to the apron, and back into the ring. Kenny Omega is up to his feet, Adam Philips stuns Kenny Omega with a kick to the gut that stuns him, he lifts him up, and he drops him for a vertical suplex front face buster. Adam Philips pushes him on his back. The ref goes into position, the ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omega!!]

JR-Kenny Omega kicks out!!

King-I’m sure Suicide is a fan.

Kris Gaffney-Weird as it seems, probably. That’s why it’s a triple threat.

[Adam Philips gets up to his feet pulling Kenny Omega with him. Adam Philips hooks Kenny Omega, and he goes for a belly to back suplex. Kenny Omega is able to roll out of the back. Kenny Omega lands on his feet, and he pushes him forward. Which just so happens to hit Suicide who falls out of the ring. Kenny Omega school boy’s Adam Philips, the ref counts 1………..KICK OUT by Adam Philips. Philips gets up quickly, but then he gets dropped by a running ezuguri to the side of the head, which makes Adam Philips do a flip.]

JR-Kenny Omega connects with the ezuguri.

King-I’m sure that Adam Philips wishes he didn’t.

Kris Gaffney-Somehow I get the feeling that being kicked on the head is going to come back to Kenny Omega…just a feeling I got…

[Kenny Omega rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a table, and he throws it into the ring. He slides into the ring, and he sets it up. Suicide comes out of no where, and hits a low blow on Kenny Omega. Suicide lifts Omega up, and drops him through the table with the S-Bomb!! Suicide goes into the cover on Kenny Omega. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Kenny Omega took too much time, and it cost him.

Kris Gaffney-Not the most moral win, but there are no rules…so it doesn’t matter

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tonight Tony gets a chance to once again hop back into the title race.

King-It’s not going to be easy, after all, he faces a Spider King JR!

Kris Gaffney-Somehow I don’t see the problem.

(“Heavy sits the crown” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage, and he continues down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-It hasn’t exactly been a great year for Daryl Prichard, but he could turn it all around tonight.

King-Guess we’ll see if we can see the Daryl Prichard of a year ago.

Kris Gaffney-Did Ashley Irvine perfect her time traveling device, and someone forgot to tell me?

[Tony Ikeda and Daryl Prichard pace around the ring. They lock up Daryl Prichard hits a knee lift into the gut, he tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. Daryl Prichard lowers his head, but Tony Ikeda counters with a kick to the head. Daryl Prichard stumbles around, Tony Ikeda hits a hard fist to the face of Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard goes down on the mat, and he rolls out of the ring. He gets up on the apron. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and he sling shots the ropes. Tony Ikeda flips over the top rope, and he hits hard into the mat. Daryl Prichard slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda picks up Daryl Prichard, and drops him across his knee. Daryl Prichard rolls away from Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda goes to the nearest corner, he climbs up to the second rope. He measures up on Daryl Prichard, and he drops a diving double elbow drop across the face of Daryl Prichard. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Tony Ikeda, hits a few stomps on the downed Daryl Prichard.]

JR-Shades of the legendary X-Cold there.

King-Tony did do some training under X-Cold…explains a lot.

Kris Gaffney-If you say so.

[Tony Ikeda waits for Daryl Prichard to get up to his feet. Daryl Prichard stumbles up to his feet. He goes for full nelson suplex, but it’s blocked, and countered into a snap mare that sends Tony Ikeda flying across the ring. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daryl Prichard hits the Stone Fist. Tony Ikeda goes down on the mat. Daryl Prichard goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes inot position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Daryl Prichard can’t believe that Tony Ikeda kicked out. He yells at the ref. Tony Ikeda gets up by the ropes. Daryl Prichard runs towards the ropes, and he hits a running clothesline that sends Tony Ikeda and Daryl Prichard flying over the top rope, and down on the floor.]

JR-Both wrestlers hit hard on the mat.

King-That wouldn’t hurt a King, would it?

Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure….I’m kind of question Daryl’s kinglyness…they are suppose to always land on their feet.

King-………

[Tony Ikeda and Daryl Prichard are having issues getting up to their feet. The ref is up to the count of 6. Tony Ikeda hooks Daryl Prichard, and he goes for a full nelson move, but it’s countered by Daryl Prichard with a snapmare. Tony Ikeda goes flying, and he gets up to his feet. Daryl Prichard goes for the Stone Fist. But Tony Ikeda ducks out of the way, Daryl Prichard hits the ring post instead. Daryl goes down on the mat in pain. Tony Ikeda goes dwon, and he looks under the ring. He pulls out a Singapore cane, he turns around, and swings it at Daryl, but what he didn’t know Daryl also had one. Both wrestlers hit each other. The ref calls for the bell. Both wrestlers are DQed.]

JR-Seemed like both wrestlers had the same idea.

King-That didn’t work…

Kris Gaffney-Na…Daryl is a King, he can just restart the match.

King-It doesn’t work like that…I’ve tried.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He does the Yes taunt down to ring side area, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan seemed to be in a rush earlier, I wonder why.

King-I guess we’ll have to find out.

Kris Gaffney-I would wonder if it could effect this match…but what if that’s why he was in a rush…in which case…good for him

JR-Buddy Friend has had some bad luck.

"Nice Guy" Buddy Friend saunters down to the ring as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays. Buddy flashes a bright smile and flashes a thumbs up to various members of the crowd.

King-Maybe he can turn it around tonight.

JR-The former IC champion hasn’t been able to buy a win for about a month or two.

King-Gaffney knows a thing or two about that.

Kris Gaffney-Shut up King…even if it’s true…

[Daniel Bryan and Nice Guy Buddy Friend pace around the ring. They lock up, Daniel Bryan hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Nice Guy Buddy Friend. Daniel Bryan tries to whip him to the ropes with an irish whip. But it’s reversed, and Daniel Bryan goes to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, Nice Guy Buddy Friend goes for a super kick. Daniel Bryan ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. Daniel Bryan hits a jumping diving clothesline as Buddy Friend turns around. Nice Guy Buddy Friend hits the mat, and he is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, he hooks Nice Guy Buddy Friend into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, and he hooks him with a snap suplex. Putting Buddy Friend down on the mat. Buddy Friend bounces off of the mat, he gets up to his feet fairly quickly, and he falls into the corner. He turns around. Daniel Bryan runs into the corner, and he hits a running drop kick in the corner. He runs back into the corner, and he runs for another one. But Buddy Friend is able to counter by throwing him over the top rope, and stumbling forward, so he can’t see the result of what he just did.]

JR-It probably is a good idea that Buddy Friend turns around.

King-You know if everyone didn’t just turn around, or stand up, bad things wouldn’t happen.

Kris Gaffney-Stop being a wrestling party pooper!

[He see’s that Daniel Bryan is on the apron. He runs towards Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan kicks him in the head. He stumbles backwards, and Daneil Bryan goes up to the top rope, and he waits for Nice Guy Buddy Friend to go where he wants, and Nice Guy Buddy Friend runs up the top turnbuckle, and he hits a arm drag that sends Daniel Bryan off of the top turnbuckle. He hits hard into the mat. Daniel Bryan gets up quickly, but clearly he’s stunned. Daniel Bryan gets picked up, and he gets dropped by spinning belly to back suplex.]

JR-The former IC champion might be setting up for his finisher here.

King-I hope he cheats to win!

Kris Gaffney-Then he wouldn’t be a nice guy…

[Daniel Bryan gets picked up, and he gets kicked in the gut, Nice Guy tries to hook him for Kill’em with Kindness. Daniel Bryan spins out of it, and he drives him down with an arm bar. He hooks him, and he puts Buddy Friend into the No Lock. Nice Guy fights it…then finally taps out!! Daniel Bryan wins!!]

JR-It’s possible Daniel Bryan lured Buddy Friend in, and was able to lock in the No Lock to get the tap out victory.

King-Told him he should have cheated to win…

(As the EMF comes back from commercial, the EMF tron lights up. Daniel Bryan is walking in the back after his match with Buddy Friend. Suddenly foot steps can be heard, and a chair smashes Daniel Bryan over the back before he can turn, and react. Daniel Bryan is down on the mat in a lot of pain. Mastermind is standing over him. He looks down, and says.)

Mastermind-im just getting in first. If it wasnt me, it would of been you and i was just premeditating. Take this as a warning and stay away

(He walks away, and we go back to ring side.)

(“the Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes to the crowd. They throw grapes towards him.)

King-Still not a law suit.

Kris Gaffney-Triple H spat on people, and were alright with it.

King-Guess they didn’t want to be held down.

(“I am Machine” blasts on the PA system. Brandon North walks out on the stage. He stares down the King, before entering the ring.)

King-Someone holds grudges.

Kris Gaffney-I know I would hold grudges against you King.

King-That’s because I tell you that you sucked as a wrestler…and it was true!

JR-Brandon North like Adam Philips was able to successful return last week. Let’s see if he can have better luck than his infamous tag team partner.

Kris Gaffney-Only if they work in Cole MacGrath somehow…

[Brandon North and Kenny Omegrape pace around the ring, Brandon North steals one of Kenny Omegrape’s grapes, and throws it at him. He catches it before it can hit the floor. The ref wonders if he should call for the bell, but Scott Hall of a sudden says he threw a tooth pick almost every match, so it’s alright. The ref agree’s, and allows it to continue. Kenny Omegrape eats the grape. Brandon North tries to attack Kenny, Brandon North gets thrown to the ropes after side stepping him. Brandon North bounces off of the ropes, and Kenny Omegrape hooks Brandon North, and puts him down with a hip toss. Brandon North crashes down on the mat. He gets up to his feet, and Kenny Omegrape hits a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and he grabs Brandon North, and he connects him with a few forearm shots to the face that stuns Brandon North staggering him to the ropes. He tries to whip Brandon North to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the orpes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a jumping clothesline. He waits for him to get up to his feet, and he gets up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, he hooks the leg, and he lifts him up, and he drops him on his head with a fisherman buster!!]

JR-That’s the move that ended the career of Tyson Kidd!

King-Guess Tyson had a code of respect.

Kris Gaffney-Samoa Joe hates those.

[Kenny Omegrape doesn’t seem to want to go for the pin, instead he picks up Brandon North. Brandon North pushes off Kenny Omegrape, and he goes for a super kick, it’s caught by Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape holds him there for a moment, and spins him in a circle Brandon North counters with a leg whip bicycle kick to the side of the head. Kenny Omegrape falls down on his knee. Brandon North hooks Kenny Omegrape with a front face lock, and drops him with a whiplash DDT that plants Kenny Omegrape face first into the mat. Brandon North pushes him on his back, and he goes for the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Brandon North sits down on the mat, and he takes a few moments to rest up. Brandon North rolls into the corner, and he gets up in the corner. Kenny Omegrape runs towards Brandon North, and he goes for a splash. Brandon North moves out of the way. Kenny Omegrape hits his head, and he stumbles backwards. Brandon North hooks Kenny Omegrape, and he drops him with a Russian leg sweep that puts him down on the mat.]

JR-Brandon North with the Russian leg sweep.

King-Russia is North!

Kris Gaffney-….

[Kenny Omegrape gets picked up, and he gets whipped to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Brandon North goes for the big boot. Kenny ducks under, Brandon turns around. Kenny kicks him in the gut, he hooks him, and he lifts him up, and drops him on his head for the Greese Oil!! Brandon North seems out cold. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Brandon North. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……………3!!]

JR-Brandon North tried to go for Welcome to the North, but Kenny Omegrape saw it coming, and was able to hit his finisher to gain the victory.

King-That went South fast…

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his camera. He is taking footage for his webshow as he continues down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Next will be a battle of the two #1 contenders for the IC and Extreme Championship.

King-Both Walter Melon, and the Rock must be watching this match really closely.

Kris Gaffney-Ryder does know Mastermind, so this should be interesting

(“I will control your mind” blasts on the PA system. Mastermind walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Mastermind is looking like he hasn’t missed a step.

King-This is going to be a tough test, Ryder has been a world champion recently.

Kris Gaffney-And he doesn’t want his own custom t-shirt…or does he?

[Zack Ryder stands on one side of the ring pumping up the crowd as they chant “Let’s go Ryder Woo! Woo! Woo!”. Mastermind doesn’t seem to like that, Mastermind runs towards Zack Ryder. He goes some sort of clubbing blow. Zack Ryder is able to easily duck under, and he bounces off of the ropes. Mastermind continues to the ropes. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but it’s blocked, and Mastermind drops him for a stacked power bomb. With Ryder in a pinning position. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……2..KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder gets up fairly quickly. Mastermind takes him down with a side head lock take down, and he holds the pressure on Zack Ryder. The ref is there to make sure that Ryder for whatever reason wants to tap out to a head lock. Zack Ryder obviously refuses, he slowly makes it up to his feet, and he hits a elbow into the gut, Mastermind doesn’t let go. Zack Ryder pushes him backwards, and he whips him to the ropes. Mastermind bounces off of the ropes. Mastermind comes off of the ropes fast, and he hits a shoulder tackle that puts down Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, and he ducks under a wild fist. Mastermind hooks Zack Ryder into an atomic drop position, he lifts him up, and connects with a face buster slam. Mastermind pushes him on his back. Mastermind hooks the leg of Zack Ryder as he goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder]

JR-Zack Ryder attempted to end this match quickly, and ever since that point it hasn’t quite worked out for him.

King-Guess sometimes it’s better to be safe, than sorry.

Kris Gaffney-You would say that…

[Mastermind stares down the ref, and he gets up to his feet. He waits Zack Ryder to get up to his feet as he gets ready to hook in the mind controller. He tries to hook it, Zack Ryder is able to counter with a release snapmare. Mastermind gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Mastermind runs to the ropes, Zack Ryder connects with a standing drop kick that puts him down on the mat. He hits the mat, he quickly gets up to his feet. Mastermind stumbles around, and Zack Ryder is dazed, but he realizes that he needs to make a move, so he kicks Mastermind in the gut, he lifts him up, and drops him for a sit down pile driver. Zack Ryder throws an arm over Mastermind. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….Mastermind is able to roll the shoulder up before the final three count goes down. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest as Mastermind attempts to recover, he gets up to his feet. He does, and dazed, he falls into the corner. Zack Ryder being that he’s been able to get some rest up closes the gap between him, and Mastermind. Zack Ryder hits a few fists to the face of Mastermind, he grabs his arm, and he attempts to whip him to the corner, is successful. Mastermind crashes into the corner opposite of where he started out in. Zack Ryder runs towards Mastermind, he jumps up, and he hooks him, and he hits a monkey flip that sends Mastermind flipping through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Slowly Mastermind gets up to his feet, and Zack Ryder backs up, he grabs the back of Mastermind’s head, and drops him face first into the mat with a running bulldog into the mat. He bounces off of the mat, he stumbles forward to the ropes, and Zack Ryder runs towards the ropes, and he hits a clothesline that sends him, and Mastermind over the top rope to the floor.]

JR-This match is taking it to the outside.

King-Sure hope they don’t forget that the ref’s count.

Kris Gaffney-Sometimes I forget he is…maybe that’s why I lost so many matches by count out. Hindsight is a bitch!

[Zack Ryder and Mastermind get up after a few moments. Mastermind rakes the eyes of Zack Ryder Zack Ryder stumbles backwards. Mastermind tries to attack Zack Ryder, but Ryder ducks under, and he does a belly to back suplex that puts Mastermind over the barricade, and to where the fans are. Zack Ryder jumps on the barricade, and he’s about to attack. Mastermind is able to trip up Zack Ryder. Ryder crashes into the unprotected floor. Mastermind picks him up, but Zack Ryder and Mastermind throw fists to the face As they work their way through the crowd. The ref calls for the bell. Both wrestlers have been counted out.]

JR-Seems like Mastermind and Zack Ryder cared more about the fight, than the match, and the ref has called for the bell to end this match.

King-Keep ringing the bell…maybe that will make them stop.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe I should start to flash the lights on and off…

(“Heavy Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega walks out on the stage, and he enters the ring.)

JR-We know that Kenny Omega is a great competitor, we will see what he can do against the Melon Club’s Apple Juice Styles.

King-Let’s hope he doesn’t bring fruit Mario.

Kris Gaffney-….

King-Ugh…you don’t get that reference, you don’t know what you’re missing.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Apple Juice Styles walks out on the stage in a hoodie jacket to a water fountain of Apple Juice. He looks to one side, and then another, he flips the hoodie up, and walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

King-How much did that Apple Juice Waterfall cost?

Kris Gaffney-Better not to ask.

JR-For the longest time, Apple Juice Styles was the one Melon Club member you didn’t hear much about.

King-Something tells me he was drunk.

[Kenny Omega slides into the ring, and he runs at Apple Juice Styles. Apple Juice Styles ducks under a clothesline. He hits a few forearm shots to the face that connects to the face which makes Kenny Omega head snaps with every forearm shot. Apple Juice Styles tries to whip him ot the ropes. But it’s reversed by Kenny Omega. Apple Juice Styles bounces off of the ropes, he leaps in the air, and he connets with a jumping clothesline that brings down Kenny Omega. Kenny Omega goes down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles hits a few low kicks into the legs, he spins around, and he connects with a back elbow into the side of the head. Apple Juice Styles spins around, and knocks down Kenny Omega with a diving clothesline that puts down Kenny Omega. Apple Jucie Styles back up, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a jumping forearm shot to the corner, and then allows Kenny Omega to fall into the mat. Apple Juice Styles goes to the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a frog splash!! Apple Juice stays into a pin combination as he hooks the leg of Kenny Omega. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Kenny Omega. Apple Juice Styles doesn’t argue instead he waits as he watches as Kenny Omega rolls towards the ropes. He gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles runs towards Kenny Omega. Kenny Omega counters by throwing Apple Juice Styles over the top rope. Apple Juice Styles lands on his feet, Kenny Omega turns around. Apple Juice Styles hits a kick to the head. Apple Juice Styles stumbles backwards. Apple Juice Styles gets ready.]

JR-It looks like Apple Juice is getting ready for his forearm.

King-He sure loves forearms.

Kris Gaffney-We should have Apple Juice, and the Usos’ have a match where super kick’s, and forearms are banned.

King-They’d probably walk around the ring aimlessly…

[Apple Juice Styles sling shots himself up to the top rope, but before he can jump off for the Juice Slap. Kenny Omega dives on the top rope, and Apple Juice falls off of the top rope face first into the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omega hits a kick to the gut, and he plants down with a whiplash DDT that puts down Apple Juice Styles is driven into the mat. Kenny Omega takes a few moments to rest up as he considers what is next. He decides to end this match right here, right now as he calls for his finisher the One Winged Angel. He picks up Apple Juice, and lifts him up on his shoulders. But Apple Juice counters with a hurricanarana. Kenny goes face first into turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards right into the Pele kick that Apple Juice calls the Juiced up Kick.]

JR-The Juiced up kick lands!!

King-Not quite what Kenny had in mind.

Kris Gaffney-Unless he enjoy’s beign kicked in the back of the head.

[Apple Juice goes to the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on the downed Kenny Omega. He jumps off of the top rope, and lands the Splash of Juice. Apple Juice goes into the cover on Kenny Omega. The ref counts 1………………2…………….3!!]

JR-Apple Juice Styles gains the victory after seemly Kenny Omega rushing to his finisher.

King-Not a good night for you to attempt your finisher early.

(“If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks down to the ring determined. He rises the IC championship on the turnbuckle. He steps inside of the ring, and waits for his opponent.)

JR-The Rock and Logan Riley had quite the match last time they were in the ring.

King-It’s too bad they didn’t get to finish it as Buddy Friend made his presence felt, and in a tables match that is all that can be needed.

Kris Gaffney-Hopefully in a straight up one on one match, that will change.

King-Feels like were doing this backwards, but oh well…

(“that’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, and he holds up the World CHampoinship. He walks down to the ring, and he enters the ring.)

JR-Logan Riley feels like he’s proving a lot as the world champion.

King-And he is…

Kris Gaffney-Can’t argue with that!

[The Rock and Logan Riley stand in the ring. The Rock talks trash, Logan Riley throws a fist to the face, the Rock knocks Logan Riley down with a hard fist that puts down the World Champion. The IC champion allows Logan Riley to get up to his feet. The Rock grabs Logan Riley’s arm, and he tries to whip him to the ropes. Logan Riley reverses the whip. The Rock hits the ropes, and Logan Riley attempts to go for the Final Cut, the Rock is able to duck under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He shoots off the ropes with more momentum, and as Logan Riley turns around. The Rock jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that knocks down Logan Riley. Logan Riley gets up to his feet dazed, the Rock picks him up, and he hits a body slam that puts down Logan Riley. The Rock hits a few stomps on the downed Logan Riley. Logan Riley rolls into the corner, and the Rock backs away from Logan Riley. Logan Riley pulls himself up to his feet in the corner. The Rock closes the gap between him, and Logan Riley. The Rock hits a fist, then another, and then another in the corner. The Rock stops, he spits on his fist, and he hits an extra hard fist that sends Logan Riley flying over the top rope, and he lands on his feet. He stumbles like a drunk man on the apron. The Rock backs up, he runs, and he sling shots Logan Riley over the top rope. Logan Riley flips over the top rope, and he hits hard into the mat.]

JR-The Rock is starting quickly.

King-I don’t think this is the person that Logan expected to face.

Kris Gaffney-It’s like the Minnesota Vikings and Buffalo Bills….if the Bills were actually a good team.

King-Don’t think we could ever imagine that.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, sorry…..I went too far.

[The Rock waits as Logan Riley pulls himself up to his feet, the Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered with a elbow to the side of the head, and then another, then another. This breaks up the Rock Bottom. The Rock stumbles dazed, Logan Riley hooks the Rock’s arm, and drops him for a arm breaker. The Rock rolls around on the mat holding his arm in a lot of pain. Logan Riley has to recover for a few moments as he’s taken quite a few moves from the Rock. The Rock however is able to recover fast, and he runs, and he goes for a running knee to the face. Logan Riley is able to duck out of the way, and he hooks the Rock, and he puts him into a back slide pining combination. The ref quickly goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….KICK OUT by the Rock. The Rock gets up quickly, only to get a super kick to the chin that makes the Rock stumble backwards, and he falls through the middle rope, and hits the floor around ring side hard. Logan Riley gets a chance to rest up. Once he has it, he see’s the Rock attempting to get up to his feet with the help of the apron. He runs towards the Rock, and he hits a baseball slide into the face of the Rock. The Rock stumble backwards, and he hits into the barricade, and falls on his face. Logan Riley rolls out of the ring, he goes over to the Rock. He picks him up, and he brings him over to the ring steps. He lifts him up, and he drops him face first into the ring steps. The Rock stumbles around in pain. Logan Riley throws the Rock into the ring. Logan Riley rolls into the ring. He stalks the Rock as the Rock is slow to get up to his feet. Logan Riley once again goes for the Final Cut. The Rock ducks under, he kicks Logan Riley in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT!!]

JR-Once again Logan attempted to go for the Final Cut, but the Rock had a counter.

King-You got to wonder how long that can last, the Rock better find a way to win, and win quickly.

Kris Gaffney-Pretty sure he’s working on it.

[The Rock nips up, and he gets ready to deliver the Rock Bottom. Logan Riley is slow to get up to his feet. The Rock goes for the Rock Bottom. Once again Logan Riley attempts to block it with elbows, the Rock throws him off, but this causes the ref to be pushed away, the Rock with the momentum, turns towards a Mastermind who had run down to the ring side area, and he hits a hang man on the Rock without the ref seeing it. The Rock stumbles backwards, Logan school boy’s the Rock. The ref counts 1…………….2……….3!!]

JR-It happened again!! Another Logan, and the Rock match ruined by outside interference.

King-If only Becky Bayless was here, she’d counter it through buying the best interference.

Kris Gaffney- To which was always Triple M…and yeah…that was never really that good.

(The Rock mouth’s “you son of a bitch”. The Rock angrily runs up the ramp towards where Mastermind went as Shockwave goes off of the air.)