EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the EMF Shockwave video.Once it ends, we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. They end, and fans wave their signs. Some say "EMF: Where no Diva is left unnaked", "I will make this sign", and "The BP made over my sign!".)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-We should have a great show, because were finally going to have the Extreme battle royal.

Kris Gaffney-Were not stalling…were BALLIN'!


JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, Stephanie McMahon!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Stephanie McMahon comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds, from fucked if I know, Rita Van Toad!!! (crowd cheers ******)

["Jobba Child" blasts on the PA system as Rita Van Toad walks to the stage. Rita looks to the crowd, but forgets where she's walking and then falls off the side of the stable unconcious. The ring workers drag her into the ring as she slowly regains conciousness Rita Van Toad gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Stephanie McMahon. Rita Van Toad walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Stephanie McMahon short clothslines Rita Van Toad. Rita Van Toad bites Stephanie McMahon's arm out of desparation. Rita Van Toad gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Stephanie McMahon. Stephanie McMahon puts Rita Van Toad in an arm grapevine submission. Rita Van Toad gets up. Rita Van Toad goes for a backspin DDT/Miavia Hurrcane but Stephanie McMahon dodges the attack. Rita Van Toad sends Stephanie McMahon to ringside.]

JR-The former women's champion is taking it to Stephanie.

King-This can't be good for her photo shoot...

[Rita Van Toad comes to the outside, and throws Stephanie into the ring. Rita Van Toad climbs to the top rope, and waits for Stephanie to get up to her feet. Stephanie stumbles up to her feet, and Rita Van Toad leaps off, but Stephanie hits a punch to the gut as Rita Vand Toad comes flying towards her. Rita Van Toad goes down to her knee's, and slowly she gets up to her feet. Rita Van Toad turns around, and Stephanie McMahon kicks Rita in the gut, and hits the Chiller! Stephanie goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1..............2.............3!]

JR-Stephanie won this match.

King-That was unexpected...like this match.

("Through the Fire, and the flames" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the irng, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week Troy Gafgen took a big step towards getting back on track.

King-Yeah, but it will take more than just one small win.

Kris Gaffney-That's for sure.

("Marquise's theme" blasts on the PA system as Marquise walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.

JR-Here is a man who sometimes goes on a winning streak, only to be followed by a losing streaks.

King-He must love streaks.

Kris Gaffney-Guess so.

[Troy Gafgen, and Marquise pace around the ring, and they lock up. Troy Gafgben pushes down Marquise down to the mat, and he looks surprised at Troy's new resolve, but Marquise gets up to his feet, and paces around the ring, and looks for an opening. He runs at Troy Gafgen, and Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot that Marquise is able to slide under Troy Gafgen . Marquise gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Marquise. Marquise crashes down on the mat, and he gets up fairly quickly. Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face of Marquise, and he whips Troy Gafgen to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Marquise bounces off of the ropes, and goes for a cross body block as he comes off of the ropes. But Troy Gafgen is able to catch him, an dholds him for a few moments, then drives him down with a rib breaker. Marquise is down on the mat in pain. Marquise tries to get up with the help of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen pushes down on the back of Marquise, the ref counts to 4, and finally they let go of the hold so that Troy doesn't get DQed. Troy Gafgen picks up Marquise, and he whips Marquise to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and Marquise kicks him in the face, and Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards in pain. Marquise charges at Troy Gafgen, Troy Gafgen counters with a front spine buster that plants Marquise. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………….2…………………………kick out by Marquise.]

JR-Troy Gafgen is surprising Marquise.

King-Well it's about time that Troy got his swagger back.

Jack Swagger-Someone mention me?

Kris Gaffney-NO!

[Troy Gafgen looks confident, so much that he goes into the corner, and motions for Marquise to get up to his feet. Marquise stumbles up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen goes for a GORE, but Marquise hits a kick to the face that stuns Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen stumbles around, and Marquise kicks him into the gut, and hits a DDT on the mat. Troy Gafgen and Marquise are down on the mat. Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet after a little bit along with Marquise who was unable to capitalize on the advantage, and Troy Gafgen takes a wild swing, and Marquise ducks it, and continues to the ropes, and hits a flying shoulder block that backs up Troy Gafgen back to the ropes. Marquise hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip Troy Gafgen into the ropes, but it's reversed, and Troy Gafgen pulls him into where Troy Gafgen is, and he attempts to hit a belly to belly suplex but Marquise is able to elbow out of it, and Marquise backs up, and hits a spear that wasn't quite hit with all impact as usual. But it's enough for Troy Gafgen to stumble backwards, and falls out of the ring. Marquise takes a few moments to rest up as he knows that he probably isn't going to do much in this situation as he not only didn't hit Troy with a spear enough.]

JR-If Marquise can get Troy into the ring, he might be able to win this match.

King-That's a big if.

Kris Gaffney-That's for sure…..

[Marquise struggles, but is able to throw Troy into the ring. Marquise goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, and the ref counts the 1…………………2…………..Troy kicks out, Marquise doesn't look too happy, Troy Gafgen gets picked up, but Marquise is able to counter it with a eye poke on Marquise. Marquise stumbles backwards, and Troy Gafgen hits the Crack of Dawn! Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Marquise, and the ref counts the 1…………………2……………..3]

JR-Troy Gafgen wins this match.

King-That was out of no where!

("MxMxPunk's theme as the "Team Captain" MxMxPunk walks to the ring, his music turns to "Dirty Window" as the World Champion walks to the ring.)

JR-These guys have quite the history.

King-That much is for sure.

Kris Gaffney-I do believe Punk gave Godwin his first loss.

King-I think it was his first match too.

Kris Gaffney-Shitty.

("Game on" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring. "Slither" blast son the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-This other team also have quite the history.

Kris Gaffney-So what was about Firestorm getting the winner of the tourney wrong.

King-To be fair to Firestorm…it's very possible he stopped watching the tourney after he was eliminated.

Kris Gaffney-Plus wasn't he drinking during the time?

King-Probably…

[MxMxPunk and Firestorm start out in the middle of the ring, the former world champion, and Mr. Money in the Bank pushes the #1 contender. Firestorm stumbles backwards, and then he doesn't look too happy, and Firestorm takes a wild swing at Punk. But Punk is able to duck it, and he measures up, and goes for a fist, but Firestorm reacting quicker than MxMxPunk he hits a fist that knocks down MxMxPunk. Firestorm hits a few forearm shots to the face of MxMxPunk as he gets up which stumbles backwards MxMxPunk, and Firestorm whips MxMxPunk, but it's reversed by MxMxPunk. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, and MxMxPunk goes for a super kick as Firestorm comes off of the ropes, and Firestorm catches it. MxMxPunk hops on his one foot, and MxMxPunk goes for an ezugri, but Firestorm is able to duck it, and Punk crashes on the mat, and Firestorm puts on the STF. MxMxPunk is in a lot of pain, and Dan Godwin looking at his long time enemy thinks about what he is going to do, but finally he decides to come into the ring, and hits a boot to the side of the head on Firestorm, and this breaks up the submission hold Firestorm and MxMxPunk are on the mat, and Firestorm goes into the corner, and Firestorm gets up in the corner. Punk angry charges into the corner, but Firestorm is able to counter with a hot shot that sends MxMxPunk flying into the top turnbuckle, and Punk's face crashes into the top turnbuckle, he turns around, and Firestorm holds Punk, and Tony Ikeda reaches out for the tag, and Firestorm makes the tag, even though he does it fairly hard, harder than that was expected. Tony Ikeda shakes it off, and goes into the ring, and Tony Ikeda and Firestorm hits a double suplex. Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed MxMxPunk who is down on the mat, and before the ref can get into the way. He picks up Punk, and sets him up, and hits a hip toss on Firestorm. Punk is slow to get up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda goes to kick MxMxPunk into the gut, and puts him in power bomb/pile driver position.]

JR-Tony Ikeda and Firestorm have started out well.

King-But the tension is there, that much is for sure.

Kris Gaffney-That's not good.

[Tony Ikeda lifts up Punk for a power bomb, but as he gets up, MxMxPunk hits a few fists that makes Tony Ikeda stumble backwards, and he falls out of the ring with Tony Ikeda. Both wrestlers are on the mat around ring side, and Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet first, and Tony Ikeda goes over to where MxMxPunk is, and Punk takes him down with a double leg take down, and sets him up, and hits a catapault that sends Tony Ikeda flying into the ring post, and he crashes into it. Tony Ikeda stumbles around stunned, and MxMxPunk throws Tony Ikeda into the ring, and MxMxPunk climbs up to the top rope, and waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda does so, and he leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and MxMxPunk catches Tony Ikeda with a cross body block, and the ref counts the 1………………………..2…………………………….Firestorm pulls MxMxPunk off of him, and keeps a hold of his leg, Punk gets up to his feet, and is hopping on one leg, and MxMxPunk hits a mule kick that makes Firestorm fall out of the ring, and MxMxPunk leaps, and makes the tag to Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin waits as Tony Ikeda stumbles towards him, and Dan Godwin hits a shoulder block into the gut that doubles him over, and Dan Godwin sling shots himself over the top rope, and starts a sun set flip. Tony Ikeda is losing his balance, but then he tries to punch Godwin on the mat. But Dan Godwin moves out of the way, and he runs to the ropes, and Tony Ikeda lowers his head, but it's countered by Dan Godwin who grabs Tony Ikeda's hair, and drives him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda stumbles up to his feet, and Dan Godwin kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and Dan Godwin sets up Tony Ikeda into a vertical suplex position. He hooks the leg, and lifts up Tony Ikeda, and drops him for a fisherman's buster! Dan Godwin goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2………………kick out by Tony Ikeda!]

JR-The World champion almost got the three count there.

King-Looks like Punk is trying to make this team work out.

[MxMxPunk comes into the ring, and says something to Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes to the outside of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope, and Dan Godwin measures up as MxMxPunk holds Tony Ikeda, Godwin leaps off, and goes for a missile drop kick, but Tony Ikeda ducks out of the way, and he connects with MxMxPunk. Dan Godwin looks shocked, and he turns around. Dan Godwin hits a few fists to Tony Ikeda, and Dan Godwin whips Tony Ikeda. Firestorm makes the blindside tag. Tony Ikeda hits a one man flap jack. Suddenly MxMxPunk hits a spring board drop kick on his own partner from behind, looking not pleased he rolls out of the ring as Dan Godwin stumbles right into Firestorm who rolls up into a school boy Godwin struggles, but Firestorm is able to hold him down for the 1…………………2……………………3!]

JR-Firestorm took advantage of the situation.

King-If he does that a week from now, he could be world champion.

(Note: Might change the way this goes, but I figured this probably was the best way to hype the world title match)

("If you smell" blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, "AIDS" blasts on the PA system as Myke Hawke walks to the ring, "Monster" blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring.)

JR-It's good to see Myke Hawke ready to go.

King-Yeah, well he's going to be tested here.

Kris Gaffney-If he doesn't…I could always enter into this match.

("Breath of Fire" blasts on the PA system as Matt Dragon walks to the ring, "Monster" blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring, and finally "Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring.)

JR-Last month Carnage lost his temporary tag team partner, will this luck continue?

King-I think he's hoping it doesn't.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…agreed.

[The Rock, Carnage, Matt Dragon, Dewey Pond, Myke Hawke, and Abyss all are on different sides of the ring. Myke Hawke and Matt Dragon face off, Myke Hawke is talking smack to the EMF Hall of Famer. Matt Dragon hits a slap to make sure Myke Hawke know that he demands respect. Myke Hawke takes a swing at Matt Dragon, and Matt Dragon ducks under, and Matt Dragon hits a fist that knocks down Myke Hawke, the rest of the competitors start to fight. The Rock with Abyss, and Dewey Pond with Carnage. Matt Dragon waits as Myke Hawke stumbles up to his feet, and Matt Dragon tries to whip Myke Hawke to the ropes, but it's reversed by Myke Hawke. Matt Dragon bounces off of the ropes. But before he comes back, he hooks the rope, and Myke Hawke charges at Matt Dragon. Matt Dragon counters by throwing Myke Hawke over the top rope, and Myke Hawke crashes on the mat around ring side, and Matt Dragon rolls out of the ring, and he waits as Myke Hawke is getting up, and he smashes Myke Hawke into the steps. The Rock and Abyss are also battling on the outside of the ring with only Carnage, and Dewey Pond in the ring. Dewey Pond is coming off of the ropes, and Carnage hits a big boot that knocks down Dewey Pond. Carnage looks at a chair that Dewey Pond brought into the ring to try to combat Carnage, but Carnage had swatted it away, but Carnage decides to go for a power bomb, he puts Dewey Pond in position, and lifts up Dewey Pond. But Dewey Pond had grabbed the chair as he was picked up, and Dewey Pond smashes Carnage, and Carange falls down with Dewey Pond falling on top of him. Carnage rolls out of the ring, Dewey stumbles up as he's been really effected by the moves he's taken from Carnage. He turns around right into the Rock Bottom by the Rock! The Rock goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, and the ref counts the 1………………………………2…………………………………….3! THE ROCK IS THE EXTREME CHAMPION at 19:30]

JR-The Rock sneaked in the back door, and now has won his first title in the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah….but now it's a matter of if he'll keep it.

King-But it still counts, right?

Kris Gaffney-Yep…

King-Yippee!

[The Rock gets up, and turns around right into a chair shot by Matt Dragon. Matt Dragon goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref counts the 1………………..2……………….Myke Hawke pulls Matt Dragon off of the pin, and picks him up over his shoulder, and hits a running power slam on Matt Dragon, Matt Dragon is in pain, and rolls out of the ring, and Dewey Pond leaps off of the turnbuckle, and hits a Pondwater splash on the Rock, and Dewey Pond goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref counts the 1………………….2……………………….kick out at about the 15:00 minute mark. Dewey Pond hits a few stomps on the downed Rock. Dewey Pond picks up the Rock, and whips him to the corner. Dewey Pond charges at the Rock in the corner, but the Rock is able to counter with a back elbow that stumbles back Dewey Pond. The Rock stumbles out of the corner, Dewey Pond charges at the Rock, the Rock counters with a spine on the pine. The Rock sets up, and pulls off his elbow pad, and goes for the People's elbow. But before he can hit it Carnage on the apron grabs the Rock by the throat, Carnage steps inside of the ring, he lifts up the Rock, and drives him down with a choke slam. Carnage hits a punch to Myke Hawke who is trying to get into the ring to knock him off of the apron. Carnage goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2…………………..3. CARNAGE IS THE EXTREME CHAMPION at 12:30. Carnage gets up, but before he can even rise his arms in victory. Both Myke Hawke, and Matt Dragon have seemly put their differences aside to throw fists at Carnage, Matt Dragon, and Myke Hawke whip Carnage into the ropes, and they hit a flap jack. Matt Dragon gets up to his feet, and Myke Hawke hits a clothesline to the back of the head, and he goes down at around 10 minutes left in the match. Myke Hawke mocks Carnage who gets up, and Myke Hawke amazely is able to pick up Carnage, and hits a body slam. Myke Hawke goes to the outside, and climbs out of the ring, but Matt Dragon runs up the turnbuckle, and hits a kick to the side of the head of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawe crashes on the mat. Matt Dragon waits as Carnage gets up to his feet, and Matt Dragon sets up Carnage, and hits the Breath of Fire. He would go into the cover, but he see's the Rock getting up to his feet, but it's countered by throwing him out of the ring. The Rock stands over Carnage, and runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Leaps over the downed Carnage, and bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock hits the People's Elbow, and the Rock goes into the cover on Carnage, and the ref counts the 1………………………2…………………..3! THE ROCK IS THE EXTREME CHAMPION AT 6:20.]

JR-The Rock is once again the champion!

King-Now he's two time champion

Kris Gaffney-You think that will allow him to get better co-stars?

King-…Probably not…

[The Rock gets up to his feet, and he see's Matt Dragon on the apron. The Rock goes over to Matt Dragon, and Matt Dragon hits a shoulder block that stumbles back the Rock. Matt Dragon sling shots himself up to the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick that knocks him down to the mat. The Rock slowly gets up to his feet by the ropes, and Matt Dragon hits a running clothesline that knocks him over the top rope, and the Rock crashes into the mat below. Matt Dragon would go after him, but Carnage turns him around, and Carnage grabs him by the throat, lifts him up, and drops him with a choke slam. Carnage grabs the Rock by the hair, and brings him up to the apron, but the Rock smashes Carnage with a trash can lid, and the Rock falls back down to the floor. He says something to the stunned Carnage. But Dewey Pond throws the Rock back into the ring, and the Rock turns around, and he looks angry. He turns around right at a fist by Carnage. Carnage whips the Rock to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Carnage goes for a big boot, but the Rock catches it, and the Rock hits a dragon screw, and the Rock sets up Carnage, and puts Carnage into the sharpshooter. Dewey Pond comes into the ring, and it's past the 2 minute warning. Dewey Pond breaks the submission. Dewey Pond whips the Rock off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond hits the Dew drop on the Rock, the ref counts the 1…………………..2…………………..Myke Hawke breaks up the pin. Dewey Pond gets picked up Myke Hawke whips Dewey Pond to the ropes, and Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond leaps in the air. Myke Hawke catches Dewey Pond. Carnage comes out of no where, and hits a big boot that makes Hawke stumble, and fall out of the ring along with Pond. Carnage turns around, and ducks a clothesline by the Rock, and hits his finisher! Carnage goes into the cover 1…………………..2………………….the buzzer sounds, the match is over. The Rock has won this match.]

JR-The Rock won, but by the skin of his teeth.

King- You don't know he wouldn't kicked out!

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…it's a Rock match after all…

(Shockwave goes off of the air with the image of the Rock looking dazed getting his armed raised as we go off the air.)