EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, we go into the Saturday Shockwave intro video. Once it ends the lights are turned off as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, and the lights turn on as they end, fans wave their signs, and scream. Some signs say “Cult of Savage 3:16”, “Madison stole my prom crown”, and “Dewey put a hit out on me, hide me!”.) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, and we have quite a show for you tonight. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-Someone once said quality over quantity, and boy do we have a big one for you as 10 men will enter the hell in a cell, and do battle for a world title shot. Kris Gaffney-Anyone can come out with the shot, it’s a chance for anyone to break out, and get a once in a life time shot. ("Angel on my Shoulder" blasts out as the Beautiful People come out, performing their full entrance. ) JR: Without Velvet Sky, this group hasn't had much luck. King: Well everything suffers when Velvet's not around! Kris: Wish they could have got rid of Madison instead, for the sake of our ear drums. ("With Legs Like That" plays and Maria comes out looking nervous. The BP are lined up in the ring awaiting her.) JR: I feel sorry for Maria here... King: Guess she shouldn't have cheated on Mickie James... Kris: After what Mickie's done to her.... this "punishment" is a joke. (Maria rolls into the ring and looks terrified as the bell sounds. She charges at Madison Rayne but in doing so leaves herself open to a clothesline from Kelly Kelly. All 3 members of the BP begin to stomp on Maria, who can't protect herself from so many people. Maria tries to block but it's hopeless. Madison and Lacey each take an arm and hold them back whilst Kelly Kelly slaps Maria hard across the face several times. Kelly begins yelling at Maria. Madison and Lacey pick Maria up to her feet and then nail a huge double suplex. Maria stumbles up but Kelly knocks her down with a clothesline. Maria again climbs to her feet only for Madison Rayne to hit her with a DDT. After some more stomps, Maria just looks totally and utterly beaten. She looks like she just wants this to end, and Lacey Von Erich hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... Kelly pulls her off, and begins yelling at Lacey. Kelly then picks Maria up again, and slaps her hard across the face. Maria looks beaten but then Lacey shoves Kelly, and begins to yell at her. The BP start to argue.) JR: No idea whats going on between these 3... King: I think Lacey is asking Kelly why they are punishing Maria, when that's what Mickie wants them to do, and Mickie is responsible for them having to kiss all those asses a few months back. Kris: A fair point... which I never thought I'd say about Lacey.... (Kelly looks like she agress with Lacey, and hooks the leg for 1.... 2.... Madison breaks it up this time. Madison seems to be suggesting she has an idea. She grabs Maria and throws her hard into the turnbuckle. Maria slides down it into the sitting position. Madison then goes over to Maria and hoists up her skirt to reveal a thong, and performs a sinkface on Maria. As she does it, she mocks Maria, as if this gets revenge for them having to kiss Mickie and the others. When Madison is done, Kelly takes over, doing the exact same thing. When Kelly breaks up the move Maria stumbles forward, but Kelly picks her up and nails the K2! Kelly begins yelling at Maria and suddenly Lacey Von Erich slides out of the ring and returns with the ugly stick. The BP let Maria stumble up and Lacey blasts her across the face with the stick. The bell sounds for a DQ. The BP look angry, as if they didn't expect to be DQed. They start arguing with the referee but then "Obsession" blasts out. Mickie James comes onto the ramp with a microphone.) Mickie: I need to apologise... I've been so busy this week.... that I forgot to tell you all. This match is in fact a no DQ match.... how silly of me! Ring the bell, get this restarted. (The bell sounds again and we're back underway. Maria can barely move and Kelly Kelly picks her up and nails another hard suplex. Suddenly they see Katie Lea come storming down the ramp. Katie gets into the ring and clotheslines Kelly Kelly hard over the top rope. Madison goes over to the ropes to check on her friend whilst screaming, which leaves Lacey alone to trade shots with Katie, but Katie overpowers her, and lays her out with the Katatonic. Madison is still distracted and the barely conscious Maria is able to get to her feet. She somehow rolls up Madison and Katie helps Maria hold her down while the referee counts 1..... 2..... 3!) JR: Maria has done it! Against the odds! King: The BP just can't buy a win.... (Mickie stands up on the microphone again.) Mickie: Oh God... I am forgetful aren't I.... I forgot to tell you all.... this match is an Elimination Match! Minor details.... But also... when a team has only 1 person on it.... that person can only be eliminated by being stripped to their bra and panties! Continue.... (Maria is barely able to get to her feet as Kelly Kelly slides back into the ring. She trades shots with Katie Lea but the distraction allows Lacey to blast Katie with the ugly stick. Katie goes down and Kelly and Lacey begin stomping on Maria, before quickly ripping off her shirt and then her pants with little to no effort, leaving her in her black bra and thong and the bell sounds for the 3rd and final time. Lacey and Kelly continue to beat down Maria but Katie stumbles up and throws Kelly hard out of the ring again. She then clotheslines Lacey down and begins to stomp down on her while Maria tries to recover from her beating. Katie lifts up Lacey and DDTs her down hard. Kelly slides back into the ring and trades shots with Katie but then Maria gets up to help Katie. The two of them back Kelly up agains the ropes and begin to take turns hitting her but suddenly Katie is spun round and laid out with the Ugly Stick for a 2nd time by.... Mickie James! Mickie then knocks Maia down with a clothesline before Katie stumbles up holding her head and Mickie levels her in the gut with the ugly stick and then plants her down with a Mickie-DT! Maria gets to her feet really beaten down and Kelly lays her out with another K2 before the BP regroup on the ramp and leave. Mickie is now alone in the ring with a knocked out Maria and Katie. Mickie smirks and picks up Katie. She puts Katie over her knee as if she's about to spank her, but suddenly she throws Katie away and gets back to her feet just in time to start trading blows with Daffney who has come out here. Daffney whips Mickie hard over the ropes and then stares her down and Mickie turns to leave up the ramp, seemingly not wanting anything to do with Daffney. Daffney picks up Katie and Maria and seems to be helping them as both Katie and Maria look confused as to what just happened.) (“Ultimate Coutdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring. “Pig” blatsts on the PA system as Solstice walks to the ring as Hanover Phist walks out to the stage, and leaves to the back as Solstice continues to the ring. “Kane’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks out to the ring, Paul Bearer decides to stay out of the ring. “Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks to the ring…very, very slowly. “They Don’t Care About Us” as Luther Savage walks to the ring, passing Randy Orton.) JR-Four out of five these men have never had a world title shot. King-Some would say that they haven’t been in the EMF long, but tonight is the night to make their break through. Kris Gaffney-And for Orton, he wants to get a second chance. (“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring. “The Glass Breaks” blasts on the PA system as Stone Cold Steve Austin walks to the ring. “Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring. “Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring. “This Fire Burns” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the rinng, and he steps inside of the ring as the Hell in a Cell lowers around the competitors.) JR-Some of these men have been a world title contender for, but are looking for that chance to get there again. King-Well, that’s not always easy. Kris Gaffney-Don’t I know it. [Daniel Bryan and Luther Savage trade fists to the face, but Luther Savage ducks one of the fists. Luther Savage goes for a knife edge chops to the chest of Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan is able to duck, and he sets up, and he hits a kick to the side of the head which makes Luther Savage stumble backwards, and he falls to his knee’s. Bryan measures up, but it’s stopped by Austin coming into the ring, and hitting a low blow on Daniel Bryan. He is in a lot of pain, obviously…anyways Austin grabs Bryan by the hair, and throws him into the ring post, and the camera gets a shot of Bryan’s pain as he falls into the mat below.”Stone Cold” Steve Austin grabs Bryan by the hair after stepping on the outside of the ring, and he brings him over to the cage side, and tries to smash himself on the cage side. But Daniel Bryan is able to block it, and then he turns towards Austin, and he hits a kick to the face that makes “Stone Cold” Steve Austin stumbles backwards, and Daniel Bryan throws Stone Cold hard into the ring steps. Daniel Bryan looks under the ring, and he grabs a chair, and he brings it over to Austin, and he tries to smash Austin into ring steps with the chair. But moved by Austin, and Austin waits for Daniel Bryan stumbles back in pain. Austin charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is able to throw Austin into the ring post. But Austin is able to block it this time. Daniel Bryan is able to go at Austin trying to push him into the ring post. Stone Cold is able to hit a back elbow which makes Daniel Bryan stumble backwards, and Stone Cold grabs the chair, and then smashes Bryan with the chair. We go to another part of the ring where Luther Savage is on the ropes, and is tied up in the ropes with a few fists to the face. The ref makes Dewey Pond back off, and he does so. Dewey Pond then measures up, and he charges at the ropes, he comes off of the ropes seemly going for Luther Savage on something, but it’s countered with a quick kick to the balls. This makes Dewey Pond fall down in obvious pain. Luther Savage is able to get himself out of the ropes, and he laughs as Dewey Pond is slow to get up to his feet. Luther Savage kicks Dewey Pond in the gut, and Luther Savage sets up Dewey into a cradle, he lifts up Dewey Pond, and drops into him into a fisherman buster that sends Dewey Pond down, and maybe out, and Luther Savage goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, and the ref counts 1……………….Luther Savage rolls off of the cover, as he see’s Rad Hazard coming towards him trying to break up the cover, and instead of hitting Savage he ends up hitting Dewey Pond instead.] JR-That was a miss. King-Actually, he couldn’t really lose on that one. [Rad Hazard gets up, but Luther Savage drives him down into an arm bar, and floats over by standing over, and leaps in the air, and comes crashing down hard on the back that sends Rad Hazard down on the mat, and Luther Savage sits down, and he hooks the camel clutch. Rad Hazard is fading, but suddenly out of no where Randy Orton comes into the screen with a cross body block that catches Luther Savage, and breaks the hold. Randy Orton hits a few fits to the face of Luther Savage, and he gets up to his feet, and rather than stalking him. Orton pulls up Luther Savage knowing that he has to strike quickly, he goes for the RKO, but Luther Savage is able to push Randy Orton off of the move, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Luther Savage is able to hit a spinning spine buster on Randy Orton. Randy Orton is able to roll into the corner, and Luther Savage measures up on Randy Orton. Randy Orton is up to his feet in the corner where Luther Savage wants him, and Savage hits a running clothesline that connects on Randy Orton. Luther Savage hooks Randy Orton up for a running bulldog, and hits it. Luther Savage pulls Randy Orton up, and goes for the Savage back breaker, but Randy Orton is able to slide out of the back, hook up Luther Savage up, and he hits a 3.0 back breaker on Savage. Orton grabs a chair in the corner, and he tries to hold it up, but Randy Orton gets it kneed right into the face hitting the chair into his face by CM Punk. Randy Orton falls on the floor slowly as he rolls out of the ring after that shot, as CM Punk yells for Savage to get up.] JR-Well, I’m sure Savage didn’t expect that. King-I guess not. [Luther Savage gets up to his feet, and CM Punk lifts up Luther Savage on his back, and he hits the GTS on Luther Savage. He turns around, and he gets hit in the face with a double axe handle by Abyss, Abyss gets up to his feet, and holds his hand as CM Punk stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He grabs CM Punk around the throat, and choke slams him on Luther Savage. Abyss grabs CM Punk, and whips him to the ropes, and CM Punk hooks the ropes, CM Punk yells something at Abyss, this does not please Abyss, and Abyss charges at CM Punk. This allows CM Punk to think quickly, and make a decision to side step Abyss, Abyss goes checkmating right from the ring to the cage. CM Punk takes a few moments to rest, and then he looks into the camera, and yells. He runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps through the ropes, and catches Abyss with a flying suicide dive.] JR-CM Punk is on fire here. King-And this fire burns, always. Kris Gaffney-Eeerr…really? Were still on that…he should join the Cult of Personality, I hear it makes you much more attractive to the ladies. [Solstice throws Dewey Pond into the cage, and now is grating his head against the cage. Dewey Pond answers with an elbow to the gut which makes him back off, and Solstice is stunned enough to go towards the apron, Dewey Pond charges at him, but Solstice is able to throw Dewey Pond into the ring apron. Dewey Pond back hits the ring post. Dewey Pond is in pain, and Solstice charges at Dewey Pond, but Dewey Pond counters with a back body drop, but the ropes are there to make him sling shot himself back, and Solstice hits a DDT that plants Dewey Pond who is down on the mat. Solstice rolls into the ring. CM Punk is on the apron, as it seems he’s dazed after some moves he took by Abyss off camera, but he seemly took got the upper hand. CM Punk gets up to his feet on the apron with his back towards the ring. Suddenly out of no where, Solstice flips over the top rope into a suicide dive, and grabs CM Punk’s head, and from there to the bottom of the ring, he hits the Out Cold which gets the crowd going.] JR-What an amazing move by Solstice! King-But I think that hurt him as much CM Punk. Kris Gaffney-Well they both seem equally smashed. [Rad Hazard is in the ring taking it to Luther Savage, he grabs a chair, and then he smashes Luther Savage which takes him down on the mat, and Rad Hazard calls for the end of this match, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits as Luther Savage gets up to his feet, and once he does Rad Hazard goes for what seems to be some sort of move off of the top rope, but it’s countered, and Luther Savage hits a one man flap jack on the chair. Luther Savage floats over, and puts on the camel clutch with no one to stop him, Rad Hazard is fighting, he doesn’t want to tap again, finally realizing that he has no one coming to save him, he puts his hand up, but suddenly out of no where Luther Savage gets blasted by the chair. Savage goes down to the mat, Degenerate looks down on the mat.] JR-How the hell did he get in here. King-I think he attacked the ref, and broke the chain. [Dewey Pond whips Daniel Bryan off fo the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for the Dew Drop, but Daniel Bryan counters it with a take down, and set up, and drives him down. Daniel Bryan locks Dewey Pond into the LeBell Lock! Dewey Pond is fighting it, but it finally looks like he’s going to tap, but Stone Cold comes from behind with a chair shot. Stone Cold smiles as he grabs handcuffs, and he handcuff Bryan. Austin mocks Bryan as he slaps the back of his head, and then he launches him from the ring into the hell in a cell unprotected. Bryan goes down, Austin is over the downed Bryan laughing at his misfortunate. Suddenly form being the Rock is behind Austin, The Rock turns around Austin and hits a few fists to the face, and he goes for his spit punch, but Austin answers with a kick to the balls. Austin see’s the Rock down hits a few stomps, and goes to the outside of the hell in a cell, and goes up the ramp. The Rock looks up pissed, as Austin gives him the finger, and the Rock runs after Austin.] Kris Gaffney-That’s not very Stone Cold like. King-I think Austin has a plan. Kris Gaffney-Like John Kerry, we can’t know what it is. King-…2004 called…they said to keep up the good work reminding us about them. [Abyss in the ring whips Dewey Pond, and he hits the Black Hole Slam. Abyss gets up to his feet trying to go into the cover, but he gets hit with a big boot by Kane! Abyss falls out of the ring, and Kane grabs Dewey Pond from the mat, lifts him up, and slams him with a choke slam! Kane goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2………3!] JR-Kane picked up the pieces, and will be facing Scott Tazte at Legacy of Blood. (Kane celebrates as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.) (note: Hard call, staff were particularly stuck between Orton and Kane, but in the end, we Kane was slightly better. I did my best to get everyone involved in this match, but if I didn’t get everyone, remember stuff was happening outside of my focus.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, we go into the Saturday Shockwave intro video. Once it ends the lights are turned off as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, and the lights turn on as they end, fans wave their signs, and scream. Some signs say “Cult of Savage 3:16”, “Madison stole my prom crown”, and “Dewey put a hit out on me, hide me!”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, and we have quite a show for you tonight. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Someone once said quality over quantity, and boy do we have a big one for you as 10 men will enter the hell in a cell, and do battle for a world title shot.

Kris Gaffney-Anyone can come out with the shot, it’s a chance for anyone to break out, and get a once in a life time shot.

("Angel on my Shoulder" blasts out as the Beautiful People come out, performing their full entrance. )

JR: Without Velvet Sky, this group hasn't had much luck.

King: Well everything suffers when Velvet's not around!

Kris: Wish they could have got rid of Madison instead, for the sake of our ear drums.

("With Legs Like That" plays and Maria comes out looking nervous. The BP are lined up in the ring awaiting her.)

JR: I feel sorry for Maria here...

King: Guess she shouldn't have cheated on Mickie James...

Kris: After what Mickie's done to her.... this "punishment" is a joke.

(Maria rolls into the ring and looks terrified as the bell sounds. She charges at Madison Rayne but in doing so leaves herself open to a clothesline from Kelly Kelly. All 3 members of the BP begin to stomp on Maria, who can't protect herself from so many people. Maria tries to block but it's hopeless. Madison and Lacey each take an arm and hold them back whilst Kelly Kelly slaps Maria hard across the face several times. Kelly begins yelling at Maria. Madison and Lacey pick Maria up to her feet and then nail a huge double suplex. Maria stumbles up but Kelly knocks her down with a clothesline. Maria again climbs to her feet only for Madison Rayne to hit her with a DDT. After some more stomps, Maria just looks totally and utterly beaten. She looks like she just wants this to end, and Lacey Von Erich hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... Kelly pulls her off, and begins yelling at Lacey. Kelly then picks Maria up again, and slaps her hard across the face. Maria looks beaten but then Lacey shoves Kelly, and begins to yell at her. The BP start to argue.)

JR: No idea whats going on between these 3...

King: I think Lacey is asking Kelly why they are punishing Maria, when that's what Mickie wants them to do, and Mickie is responsible for them having to kiss all those asses a few months back.

Kris: A fair point... which I never thought I'd say about Lacey....

(Kelly looks like she agress with Lacey, and hooks the leg for 1.... 2.... Madison breaks it up this time. Madison seems to be suggesting she has an idea. She grabs Maria and throws her hard into the turnbuckle. Maria slides down it into the sitting position. Madison then goes over to Maria and hoists up her skirt to reveal a thong, and performs a sinkface on Maria. As she does it, she mocks Maria, as if this gets revenge for them having to kiss Mickie and the others. When Madison is done, Kelly takes over, doing the exact same thing. When Kelly breaks up the move Maria stumbles forward, but Kelly picks her up and nails the K2! Kelly begins yelling at Maria and suddenly Lacey Von Erich slides out of the ring and returns with the ugly stick. The BP let Maria stumble up and Lacey blasts her across the face with the stick. The bell sounds for a DQ. The BP look angry, as if they didn't expect to be DQed. They start arguing with the referee but then "Obsession" blasts out. Mickie James comes onto the ramp with a microphone.)

Mickie: I need to apologise... I've been so busy this week.... that I forgot to tell you all. This match is in fact a no DQ match.... how silly of me! Ring the bell, get this restarted.

(The bell sounds again and we're back underway. Maria can barely move and Kelly Kelly picks her up and nails another hard suplex. Suddenly they see Katie Lea come storming down the ramp. Katie gets into the ring and clotheslines Kelly Kelly hard over the top rope. Madison goes over to the ropes to check on her friend whilst screaming, which leaves Lacey alone to trade shots with Katie, but Katie overpowers her, and lays her out with the Katatonic. Madison is still distracted and the barely conscious Maria is able to get to her feet. She somehow rolls up Madison and Katie helps Maria hold her down while the referee counts 1..... 2..... 3!)

JR: Maria has done it! Against the odds!

King: The BP just can't buy a win....

(Mickie stands up on the microphone again.)

Mickie: Oh God... I am forgetful aren't I.... I forgot to tell you all.... this match is an Elimination Match! Minor details.... But also... when a team has only 1 person on it.... that person can only be eliminated by being stripped to their bra and panties! Continue....

(Maria is barely able to get to her feet as Kelly Kelly slides back into the ring. She trades shots with Katie Lea but the distraction allows Lacey to blast Katie with the ugly stick. Katie goes down and Kelly and Lacey begin stomping on Maria, before quickly ripping off her shirt and then her pants with little to no effort, leaving her in her black bra and thong and the bell sounds for the 3rd and final time. Lacey and Kelly continue to beat down Maria but Katie stumbles up and throws Kelly hard out of the ring again. She then clotheslines Lacey down and begins to stomp down on her while Maria tries to recover from her beating. Katie lifts up Lacey and DDTs her down hard. Kelly slides back into the ring and trades shots with Katie but then Maria gets up to help Katie. The two of them back Kelly up agains the ropes and begin to take turns hitting her but suddenly Katie is spun round and laid out with the Ugly Stick for a 2nd time by.... Mickie James! Mickie then knocks Maia down with a clothesline before Katie stumbles up holding her head and Mickie levels her in the gut with the ugly stick and then plants her down with a Mickie-DT! Maria gets to her feet really beaten down and Kelly lays her out with another K2 before the BP regroup on the ramp and leave. Mickie is now alone in the ring with a knocked out Maria and Katie. Mickie smirks and picks up Katie. She puts Katie over her knee as if she's about to spank her, but suddenly she throws Katie away and gets back to her feet just in time to start trading blows with Daffney who has come out here. Daffney whips Mickie hard over the ropes and then stares her down and Mickie turns to leave up the ramp, seemingly not wanting anything to do with Daffney. Daffney picks up Katie and Maria and seems to be helping them as both Katie and Maria look confused as to what just happened.)

(“Ultimate Coutdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring. “Pig” blatsts on the PA system as Solstice walks to the ring as Hanover Phist walks out to the stage, and leaves to the back as Solstice continues to the ring. “Kane’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks out to the ring, Paul Bearer decides to stay out of the ring. “Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks to the ring…very, very slowly. “They Don’t Care About Us” as Luther Savage walks to the ring, passing Randy Orton.)

JR-Four out of five these men have never had a world title shot.

King-Some would say that they haven’t been in the EMF long, but tonight is the night to make their break through.

Kris Gaffney-And for Orton, he wants to get a second chance.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring. “The Glass Breaks” blasts on the PA system as Stone Cold Steve Austin walks to the ring. “Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring. “Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring. “This Fire Burns” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the rinng, and he steps inside of the ring as the Hell in a Cell lowers around the competitors.)

JR-Some of these men have been a world title contender for, but are looking for that chance to get there again.

King-Well, that’s not always easy.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t I know it.

[Daniel Bryan and Luther Savage trade fists to the face, but Luther Savage ducks one of the fists. Luther Savage goes for a knife edge chops to the chest of Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan is able to duck, and he sets up, and he hits a kick to the side of the head which makes Luther Savage stumble backwards, and he falls to his knee’s. Bryan measures up, but it’s stopped by Austin coming into the ring, and hitting a low blow on Daniel Bryan. He is in a lot of pain, obviously…anyways Austin grabs Bryan by the hair, and throws him into the ring post, and the camera gets a shot of Bryan’s pain as he falls into the mat below.”Stone Cold” Steve Austin grabs Bryan by the hair after stepping on the outside of the ring, and he brings him over to the cage side, and tries to smash himself on the cage side. But Daniel Bryan is able to block it, and then he turns towards Austin, and he hits a kick to the face that makes “Stone Cold” Steve Austin stumbles backwards, and Daniel Bryan throws Stone Cold hard into the ring steps. Daniel Bryan looks under the ring, and he grabs a chair, and he brings it over to Austin, and he tries to smash Austin into ring steps with the chair. But moved by Austin, and Austin waits for Daniel Bryan stumbles back in pain. Austin charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is able to throw Austin into the ring post. But Austin is able to block it this time. Daniel Bryan is able to go at Austin trying to push him into the ring post. Stone Cold is able to hit a back elbow which makes Daniel Bryan stumble backwards, and Stone Cold grabs the chair, and then smashes Bryan with the chair. We go to another part of the ring where Luther Savage is on the ropes, and is tied up in the ropes with a few fists to the face. The ref makes Dewey Pond back off, and he does so. Dewey Pond then measures up, and he charges at the ropes, he comes off of the ropes seemly going for Luther Savage on something, but it’s countered with a quick kick to the balls. This makes Dewey Pond fall down in obvious pain. Luther Savage is able to get himself out of the ropes, and he laughs as Dewey Pond is slow to get up to his feet. Luther Savage kicks Dewey Pond in the gut, and Luther Savage sets up Dewey into a cradle, he lifts up Dewey Pond, and drops into him into a fisherman buster that sends Dewey Pond down, and maybe out, and Luther Savage goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, and the ref counts 1……………….Luther Savage rolls off of the cover, as he see’s Rad Hazard coming towards him trying to break up the cover, and instead of hitting Savage he ends up hitting Dewey Pond instead.]

JR-That was a miss.

King-Actually, he couldn’t really lose on that one.

[Rad Hazard gets up, but Luther Savage drives him down into an arm bar, and floats over by standing over, and leaps in the air, and comes crashing down hard on the back that sends Rad Hazard down on the mat, and Luther Savage sits down, and he hooks the camel clutch. Rad Hazard is fading, but suddenly out of no where Randy Orton comes into the screen with a cross body block that catches Luther Savage, and breaks the hold. Randy Orton hits a few fits to the face of Luther Savage, and he gets up to his feet, and rather than stalking him. Orton pulls up Luther Savage knowing that he has to strike quickly, he goes for the RKO, but Luther Savage is able to push Randy Orton off of the move, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Luther Savage is able to hit a spinning spine buster on Randy Orton. Randy Orton is able to roll into the corner, and Luther Savage measures up on Randy Orton. Randy Orton is up to his feet in the corner where Luther Savage wants him, and Savage hits a running clothesline that connects on Randy Orton. Luther Savage hooks Randy Orton up for a running bulldog, and hits it. Luther Savage pulls Randy Orton up, and goes for the Savage back breaker, but Randy Orton is able to slide out of the back, hook up Luther Savage up, and he hits a 3.0 back breaker on Savage. Orton grabs a chair in the corner, and he tries to hold it up, but Randy Orton gets it kneed right into the face hitting the chair into his face by CM Punk. Randy Orton falls on the floor slowly as he rolls out of the ring after that shot, as CM Punk yells for Savage to get up.]

JR-Well, I’m sure Savage didn’t expect that.

King-I guess not.

[Luther Savage gets up to his feet, and CM Punk lifts up Luther Savage on his back, and he hits the GTS on Luther Savage. He turns around, and he gets hit in the face with a double axe handle by Abyss, Abyss gets up to his feet, and holds his hand as CM Punk stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He grabs CM Punk around the throat, and choke slams him on Luther Savage. Abyss grabs CM Punk, and whips him to the ropes, and CM Punk hooks the ropes, CM Punk yells something at Abyss, this does not please Abyss, and Abyss charges at CM Punk. This allows CM Punk to think quickly, and make a decision to side step Abyss, Abyss goes checkmating right from the ring to the cage. CM Punk takes a few moments to rest, and then he looks into the camera, and yells. He runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps through the ropes, and catches Abyss with a flying suicide dive.]

JR-CM Punk is on fire here.

King-And this fire burns, always.

Kris Gaffney-Eeerr…really? Were still on that…he should join the Cult of Personality, I hear it makes you much more attractive to the ladies.

[Solstice throws Dewey Pond into the cage, and now is grating his head against the cage. Dewey Pond answers with an elbow to the gut which makes him back off, and Solstice is stunned enough to go towards the apron, Dewey Pond charges at him, but Solstice is able to throw Dewey Pond into the ring apron. Dewey Pond back hits the ring post. Dewey Pond is in pain, and Solstice charges at Dewey Pond, but Dewey Pond counters with a back body drop, but the ropes are there to make him sling shot himself back, and Solstice hits a DDT that plants Dewey Pond who is down on the mat. Solstice rolls into the ring. CM Punk is on the apron, as it seems he’s dazed after some moves he took by Abyss off camera, but he seemly took got the upper hand. CM Punk gets up to his feet on the apron with his back towards the ring. Suddenly out of no where, Solstice flips over the top rope into a suicide dive, and grabs CM Punk’s head, and from there to the bottom of the ring, he hits the Out Cold which gets the crowd going.]

JR-What an amazing move by Solstice!

King-But I think that hurt him as much CM Punk.

Kris Gaffney-Well they both seem equally smashed.

[Rad Hazard is in the ring taking it to Luther Savage, he grabs a chair, and then he smashes Luther Savage which takes him down on the mat, and Rad Hazard calls for the end of this match, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits as Luther Savage gets up to his feet, and once he does Rad Hazard goes for what seems to be some sort of move off of the top rope, but it’s countered, and Luther Savage hits a one man flap jack on the chair. Luther Savage floats over, and puts on the camel clutch with no one to stop him, Rad Hazard is fighting, he doesn’t want to tap again, finally realizing that he has no one coming to save him, he puts his hand up, but suddenly out of no where Luther Savage gets blasted by the chair. Savage goes down to the mat, Degenerate looks down on the mat.]

JR-How the hell did he get in here.

King-I think he attacked the ref, and broke the chain.

[Dewey Pond whips Daniel Bryan off fo the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for the Dew Drop, but Daniel Bryan counters it with a take down, and set up, and drives him down. Daniel Bryan locks Dewey Pond into the LeBell Lock! Dewey Pond is fighting it, but it finally looks like he’s going to tap, but Stone Cold comes from behind with a chair shot. Stone Cold smiles as he grabs handcuffs, and he handcuff Bryan. Austin mocks Bryan as he slaps the back of his head, and then he launches him from the ring into the hell in a cell unprotected. Bryan goes down, Austin is over the downed Bryan laughing at his misfortunate. Suddenly form being the Rock is behind Austin, The Rock turns around Austin and hits a few fists to the face, and he goes for his spit punch, but Austin answers with a kick to the balls. Austin see’s the Rock down hits a few stomps, and goes to the outside of the hell in a cell, and goes up the ramp. The Rock looks up pissed, as Austin gives him the finger, and the Rock runs after Austin.]

Kris Gaffney-That’s not very Stone Cold like.

King-I think Austin has a plan.

Kris Gaffney-Like John Kerry, we can’t know what it is.

King-…2004 called…they said to keep up the good work reminding us about them.

[Abyss in the ring whips Dewey Pond, and he hits the Black Hole Slam. Abyss gets up to his feet trying to go into the cover, but he gets hit with a big boot by Kane! Abyss falls out of the ring, and Kane grabs Dewey Pond from the mat, lifts him up, and slams him with a choke slam! Kane goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2………3!]

JR-Kane picked up the pieces, and will be facing Scott Tazte at Legacy of Blood.

(Kane celebrates as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)

(note: Hard call, staff were particularly stuck between Orton and Kane, but in the end, we Kane was slightly better. I did my best to get everyone involved in this match, but if I didn’t get everyone, remember stuff was happening outside of my focus.)