EMF: Shockwave
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, AN ARKIE!!! (crowd cheers ****) [AN ARKIE comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, Suicide!!! The lights dim in the arena as Last Resort by Papa Roach blares from the PA system and fireworks explode around the screen before the lights come on showing the personification of extreme in the ring. King-Hey JR..I'm separating the text! Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks AN ARKIE's boots and knee pads. Suicide executes a pumphandle suplex on AN ARKIE. (the bell rings) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Suicide with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Suicide uses a lariat on AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE gets back to his feet. Suicide executes a ropeflip hiptoss on AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE sets Suicide up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE chants start. AN ARKIE sets Suicide up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE sets Suicide up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE sets Suicide up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE sets Suicide up DDTs him into the mat. Suicide piledrives AN ARKIE. Suicide goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on AN ARKIE. Suicide hooks AN ARKIE, and drops him for the S-Bomb!! AN ARKIE seems to be out cold! Suicide makes the pin on AN ARKIE. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 JR - The winner of this match, Suicide!!! (The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (The arena is dark. Pyrotechnics come down from the top of the stage. The lights turn on as the camera searches around as the crowd holds up their signs as they yell. The commentators begin talking as the location information is shown on the screen.) JR-Tonight we come from you Nashville, Tennessee. Welcome everyone to another edition of Saturday Shockwave. King tonight the situation between Off Consistently, and the Melon Club takes center stage. King- I think the Melon gods approve of this JR!! Kris Gaffney-What if they don’t win? King-Then it was YOUR fault Gaffney (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He shoots footage as he walks down to the ring, and he enters the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder is a former Extreme Champion, and probably would like to be one again. King-I don’t remember that…I do however remember him being an Elite champion. Kris Gaffney-Always an important difference. (“Paralyzed” blasts on the PA system. Ben Black walks out on the stage. He continues down the ramp, and he enters the ring. He waits for the bell to ring. JR-Ben Black has shown a lot of promise. King-Can he beat someone who has done as much as Ryder. Kris Gaffney-Ryder is a grand slam champion…so was Road…pretty much says it all. [Zack Ryder gets a loud “Let’s go Ryder!! WOO!! WOO!! WOO!!” chant. Ben Black doesn’t seem too pleased with this, he runs at Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder throws Ben Black over the top rope. Ben Black crashes down on the mat around ring side. He hits into the mat hard. He gets up to his feet, he tries to get up on the apron, but Zack Ryder hits a drop kick through the ropes, and he falls down on to the floor. Zack Ryder climbs out on the apron. He waits for a few moments, he jumps off of the apron. He drops a double axe handle that puts him down on the mat. Zack Ryder brings him up to his feet, he runs towards the barricade, and he throws him hard into the barricade. Ben Black hits hard into the barricade back first. He hits with a splat, and he falls down on the mat. Zack Ryder grabs Ben Black, and he brings him up by his hair, and he runs at the ring post, and drives his back into the ring post. Zack Ryder throws him into the ring. Zack Ryder goes to the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. He waits as Ben Black is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder see’s that Ben Black turns towards him. He leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying cross body block. He hooks the leg as the ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……..KICK OUT by Ben Black!! Zack Ryder picks up Ben Black, he hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes him back up. He whips him to the ropes, Ben Black comes off of the ropes. He hooks him with a sleeper.] JR-Zack Ryder might have Ben Black here. King-Ben can’t stay in this move for long…that much is for sure. Kris Gaffney-At least without losing…important point to make. [Ben Black looks for a way out of the hold, he goes into the corner, he uses the corner to puts Zack Ryder into a pinning combination as he flips over. The ref counts 1………2…Zack Ryder lets go of the hold. Zack Ryder climbs up to his feet. Ben Black kicks Zack Ryder in the gut, and he plants him down with an impaler DDT. Ben Black looks at the downed Zack Ryder. He rolls under the bottom rope, and he climbs up to the top rope.] King-Why didn’t he go for the cover? Kris Gaffney-Probably because he realized he was no Edge. King-Probably a good point, didn’t think of it like that…. [Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet. Ben Black measures up, and he goes for a seated senton. But it’s countered by Zack Ryder catching Ben Black, and driving him down with a power bomb. Zack Ryder falls back on the ropes. He holds on to it to make sure that he doesn’t fall. Ben Black is slow to get up to his feet. He turns as Ryder hits the Rough Ryder on Ben Black. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Ben Black. The ref counts 1……….2……….3!!] JR-Ben Black took a chance, and it didn’t pay off. King-Guess that’s what you have to do in a hardcore match….na, I still hate it. Kris Gaffney-I knew you wouldn’t back off your hate. (“I am Machine” blasts on the PA system. Adam Philips and Brandon North walk out on the stage. They walk down the isle, and step inside of the ring.) JR-Adam Philips and Brandon North are making their return tonight. King-Let’s just hope that Brandon North doesn’t go anywhere other than North JR…HAHA! Kris Gaffney-Was that a mention of your short lived fued? King-Maybe… JR-The Usos’ haven’t had the best of luck since losing the tag team championship. King-Guess their locks weren’t as good as they thought they were. [Adam Philips starts out in the ring with Jey Uso, Jey Uso runs at Adam Philips. Adam Philips is able to take him down with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the mat face first. Adam Philips gets up to his feet. Jey Uso is slow to get up to his feet, he hits a drop kick to the face that makes him fall backwards. He rolls into the corner. Adam Philips closes the gap between him, and Jey Uso hits a few shoulder blocks into the corner. Before the ref gets on him, he brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes Adam Philips jumps in the air, and he connects with a standing drop kick that puts down Jey Uso once again. Adam Philips goes into the corner, and he makes the tag to Brandon North. Brandon North steps inside of the ring. Adam Philps hooks him for a Russian leg sweep Brandon North backs to the roeps as Adam Philips holds Jey Uso. Brandon North hits a face crusher as Adam Philips hits a front Russian leg sweep. Jey Uso goes face first into the mat. Brandon North pushes Jey Uso on to his back. Brandon North goes into the cover on Jey Uso. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…..KICK OUT by Jey Uso. Brandon North gets up, and he drops a diving elbow to the face Jey Uso rolls around holding his face. Brandon North gets up to his feet, but he walks right into a…what else, but a super kick by Jimmy Uso who had stepped into the ring, and snuck up on Brandon North. Brandon North is slow to get up to his feet, he runs towards Jimmy, and he knocks him off of the apron with a running forearm shot to the head.] JR-It looks like Jimmy had seen enough. King-I guess he needed to do something to change the tide of the match. Kris Gaffney-It might have bought Jey sometime, we’ll see. [Brandon North turns towards Jey Uso, he picks him up, and he counters with a jaw breaker on Brandon North. Jey Uso quickly dives, and he makes the tag to Jimmy Uso who had recovered enough on the apron to get the tag. Jimmy Uso comes into the ring, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks down Brandon North. Brandon North goes down on the mat. He slowly he gets up to his feet, and Jimmy Uso knocks him down with a super kick. Brandon North gets pulled up to his feet, he throws him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Jimmy Uso lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends Brandon North flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Jimmy Uso waits as slowly Brandon North gets up to his feet, he picks up Brandon North, and he drops him down on the mat with a body slam. He looks towards the corner, and he climbs up to the top rope.] JR-Looks like the Usos’ are going to attempt to end this match. King-Add super kick job here. Kris Gaffney-Don’t pretend like those are old, because their not… [Jimmy Uso jumps off of the top rope for the splash. But Brandon North moves out of the way. Jimmy Uso stumbles up. Brandon North hits a kick to the face. Brandon North knocks Jey off of the apron. He backs to the ropes, jumps up, and hits the splash to complete Welcome to the North. Brandon North goes into the cover on Jimmy Uso. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!] JR-Jimmy Uso went for the splash, and came up with nothing! King-Rather than super kicks, it became a splash fest. (The lights in the arena go completely black as Rob Zombie "Demonoid Phenomenon" hits in the arena. Suddenly, flames blast out from the stage, the lights turn on red and The Demon King is elevated up from under the stage. He steps through the flames and stands looking out to the crowd and then to the ring.) Announcer: Making his way to the ring. From parts unknown, standing 6'3" weighing in at 240 pounds. He is the Demon King, PERDITION SAGE! (Flames shoot up from the side of the ramp way as he walks down. Once inside the ring he looks around and then flames shoot up from the turnbuckle. The Demon king perches himself in his corner waiting for the match to begin.) JR-This is the first time we will get a chance to witness the in ring ability of Perdition Sage. Kris Gaffney-This match will be MORTAL KOMBAT!! King-…Somehow I get the feeling you really wanted to yell that… JR-Joey Gambino has fallen off last month. Maybe he can get on track this week. King-Let’s call Alycia Irvine, and see what she thinks on the CJ Anderson scale. Kris Gaffney-Always the best scale to measure whether or not someone has the ability to be awesome again. [Perdition Sage paces back, and forth. The bell rings, and Perdition Sage runs towards Joey Gambino. He knocks him down with a running forearm shot to the face. Joey Gambino goes down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Perdition Sage hits a few clubbing blows to the back keeping him down on the mat. Perdition Sage picks him up, he throws him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He throws him in the air, and he connects with a European upper cut as he crashes down on the mat. Perdition Sage hits a few stomps on the downed Joey Gambino. Gambino rolls away, and he tries to get up to his feet on the apron using the ropes. Perdition Sage hooks Gambino, and he hip tosses him over the top rope with a hip toss. He crashes into the mat on his back. Slowly he gets up to his feet. Joey Gambino is slow to get up to his feet, and he lifts him up for atomic drop, and drops him on his face with a atomic drop face buster Perdition Sage pushes him on his back, Perdition Sage goes into the cover on Joey Gambino. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…..KICK OUT by Joey Gambino. Perdition Sage stares down the ref, and he goes back on the attack. He goes over to the corner, and he hits a few stomps into the gut, and this makes Joey sink down into the corner. Joey Gambino gets the boot of Perdition Sage on his throat. The ref counts to 4, he stops the choke hold before he gets DQed.] JR-Sage needs to be careful. King-He knows what he’s doing JR. Kris Gaffney-I need a snack throws a spear randomly, and pulls a donut on the screen* GET OVER HERE!! King-…wonder why that just happened. [Gambino gets up in the corner. Perdition runs to the corner, but Gambino is able to counter with a boot to the face. Perdition Sage stumbles backwards, Gambino gets out of the corner, and he hooks him, and he drops him with an inverted Russian leg sweep that sends him face first into the top rope. Perdition Sage stumbles out of the corner, and he kicks him in the gut. He plants him down on the mat with a DDT. Joey Gambino falls down on the mat, unable to make a cover, instead he uses this time to recover, and think about his next move.] JR-Joey Gambino is in control, but it seems like he’s having issues figuring out what will put away the new comer. King-That’s the danger in facing someone you don’t know much about…just because he doesn’t have experience in the EMF, doesn’t mean he’s inexperienced. Kris Gaffney-Punisher says hi. [Joey picks up Perdition Sage, and he sets him up for the Hit, but as he blocks it. Perdition Sage turns it into the Falcon Arrow. Sage goes to the corner, he climbs up, and he connects with his double rotation moonsault known as Welcome to Hell. Perdition Sage goes into the cover on Joey Gambino. The ref counts 1…………….2………….3!!] JR-Perdition Sage did his home work, and blocked the Hit into the Falcon Arrow which led to his victory. King-reading his hand How…do you……sigh…line? Kris Gaffney-How do you like me now? King-Yeah…that… (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods his head, and he does the YES taunt down to the ring. He enters the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan didn’t seem too happy about last week. King-Since when is Daniel Bryan happy about anything? Kris Gaffney-That’s probably a good point. (“Matt Faris’ theme” blasts on the PA system. Matt Faris walks out on the stage, and he walks down to the ring.) JR-Matt Faris on the other hand is just looking to get a win. King-Gaffney knows that feeling. Kris Gaffney-Shut up King… [Daniel Bryan starts out the match doing his YES taunt. Matt Faris doesn’t like this clearly, because he takes a shot to the head of Daniel Bryan with a kick. Daniel Bryan is able to easily duck under. He pushes him into the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan hits a leg lariat that puts down Matt Faris. Matt Faris gets up to his feet, Daniel Bryan grabs him by his hair, and he throws him into the corner. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the ribs once, twice. Daniel Bryan brings him out of the corner, and he hooks Matt Faris into a double under hook, and he drops him for a double arm back breaker. Matt Faris face shows the pain. Daniel Bryan doesn’t seem to want to end this match just yet, and he doesn’t seem like he thinks he can anyways, he hits a few stomps on the downed Matt Faris. The ref makes him back off. Daniel Bryan backs off allowing Matt Faris to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan rusn towards Matt Faris. Matt Faris is able to counter with a back body drop that sends Daniel Bryan over the top rope. Daniel Bryan is able to land on the apron. Daniel Bryan waits until Matt Faris to turn around, Daniel Bryan is able to kick him in the head. Matt Faris stumbles backwards into the ropes. Daniel Bryan goes to the top rope. Matt Faris stumbles around, and he turns towards Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a front missile drop kick that sends Matt Faris flying, he falls on his back. Daniel Bryan nips up, and he looks like he’s gaining momentum. But instead of going for the cover, he looks like he is going to set up for another move.] JR-I’m not sure why Daniel Bryan didn’t go for the cover there. King-It looks like he wants to end this match now. Kris Gaffney- If you can do it successfully, then I can’t blame him. King-Doing it successful is always the key however… [Daniel Bryan waits as Matt Faris turns around. Matt Faris turns, Daniel Bryan goes for the running knee to the face. Matt Faris counters with the sling blade putting down Daniel Bryan. Matt Faris gets up, and he falls against the ropes. Matt Faris rests up, but he see’s Daniel Bryan getting up to his feet. He runs towards Daniel Bryan, and he connects with a running knee to the face. He turns Daniel Bryan, he drops him with a reverse neck breaker. Matt Faris throws his arm over the downed Dnaiel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…Daniel Bryan is able to roll the shoulder up before the three count.] JR-Matt Faris has made a come back. King-This would be a big win if he can pull it off. Kris Gaffney-One step at a time. [Matt Faris picks up Daniel Bryan by the hair. He puts Daniel Bryan over his shoulder. Daniel Bryan struggles, and lands behind Matt Faris. Faris turns around into a kick to the head. Daniel Bryan falls backwards into the corner. Daniel Bryan runs towards Matt Faris, he connects with the running knee. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Matt Faris. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!] JR-Daniel Bryan changes the momentum with one kick to give him the chance to hit the running knee, and gain the victory. King-Bryan really needs to give that move a name… (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, he walks down to the ring.) JR-Tony Ikeda is looking to bounce back against the Melon Club after losing the Smoothie pit of DOOM match a few weeks ago. King-Again…I don’t see why he’s the loser. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Apple Juice Styles walks out on the stage, and he holds up his Apple Juice gloves. He walks down to the ring.) King-We sell apple juice gloves now. Kris Gaffney-Guess so… JR-Apple Juice has been the only member of the melon club who hasn’t made many appearances. King-Tell that to Melonia…speaking of which, WHERE IS MELONIA?! [Tony Ikeda and Apple Juice Styles stand in the middle of the ring, they lock up. Apple Juice Styles is able to put him into an arm bar. Switches it into a hammer lock, Apple Juice puts him into a side head lock. Tony Ikeda looks for a way out of the hold, he backs him up into the ropes. He whips him off of the ropes. Apple Juice Styles bounces off of the ropes, and he sends Tony Ikeda with a shoulder block. Apple Juice Styles waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda stunned gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles grabs his arm, and he brings him into a short arm forearm shot that puts him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda this time is slower to get up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a jumping clothesline that puts down Tony Ikeda this time. With him not getting up this time. Apple Juice Styles goes to the ropes, coming off of the ropes. He jumps up, and drops all his body weight into the stomach into a senton. Apple Juice Styles quickly goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………2..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!! Apple Juice gets up, and drops a quick elbow drop down on the chest of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda rolls away. Apple Juice circles around the ring, and he yells great fruit knowledge to the crowd as he allows Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles runs towards Tony Ikeda, Tony Ikeda counters with a back body drop. But Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a back body drop. Apple Juice Styles lands on his feet on the apron. Tony Ikeda turns around, and Apple Juice Styles grabs his head, and drops it on the top rope. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards into the middle of the ring.] JR-It looks like Apple Juice is setting up Tony for the flying forearm. King-Is it phenomenal? Kris Gaffney-I kind of doubt it, but it probably is…something fruit related. King-Juice slap seemly…. Kris Gaffney-Ha….that move isn’t a slap… [Tony Ikeda turns towards Apple Juice Styles. Apple Juice Styles is able to sling shots himself up to the top rope. He jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for a Juice Slap, but Tony Ikeda is able to duck under. Tony Ikeda hooks him, and drops him with the full nelson slam on Apple Juice Styles. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Apple Juice. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Apple Juice Styles. Tony Ikeda really can’t capitalize on the full nelson slam other than attempting a cover. So he stays on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1……………2…………….3………..4………..Tony and Apple Juice Styles begin to struggle to get up to their feet.] JR-Both competitors need to make it to their feet, or risk this match being a draw. King-Neither the Vikings or the Packers see a problem with this. Kris Gaffney-Guess not…especially their kickers. [Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, as does Apple Juice. Tony Ikeda backs up, he throws a boot to the face. Apple Juice ducks under, and he connects with a Juiced Up kick to the back of the head. Tony Ikeda goes down on the mat. Apple Juice goes to the outside of the ring, he climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off, and he connects with Splash of Juice. Apple Juice goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1……………..2…………….3!!] JR-Tony Ikeda attempted to go for a big boot, but he rushed into it, and it cost him. King-Doing something like Test would do never works!! (“Heavy sits the crown” blasts on the PA system as Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage. “Heavy Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring. "Nice Guy" Buddy Friend saunters down to the ring as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays. Buddy flashes a bright smile and flashes a thumbs up to various members of the crowd.) JR-Daryl Prichard and Buddy Friend are looking to bounce back after losing championships. King-2018 is probably Daryl Prichard’s least favorite year. Kris Gaffney-Can’t blame him. (“I will control your mind” blasts on the PA system. Mastermind walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring waiting for the bell.) JR-Last week Mastermind returned with a win over Daniel Bryan. King-Last not forget he left as a champion, he probably would like to get one again. Kris Gaffney-Let’s not forget this should be more difficult than any other match [The four wrestlers involved in this match wait for the match to start. Buddy Friend goes to attack Mastermind. Mastermind is able to move out of the way, he hooks him, and he drops him for a belly to back suplex. Daryl Prichard, and Kenny Omega starts to brawl. Buddy Friend attempts to get up to his feet. But Mastermind quickly uses his stunned state to his advantage, and he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. He runs to the ropes, he hooks his head, and drops him down with a swinging neck breaker. Knowing that he doesn’t really have the separation, or having his opponents wore down enough to attempt a pin attempt. Mastermind hits a few stomps on the downed Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend rolls away attempting to cause separation. He gets up to his feet in the corner. Mastermind runs towards Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend gets his boot up. Mastermind hits into the boot of Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend goes to the outside. He climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Mastermind to get to where he wants. Suddenly Mastermind dives on the top rope causing Buddy Friend to crotch the top rope. Obviously that causes a lot of pain. Mastermind climbs up to the top rope, and he sets up, and executes a hurricanarana off of the top rope that sends Buddy Friend flipping through the air, and he crashes down on the mat.] JR-That didn’t quite go as planned by Buddy Friend. King-If he wants the IC championship back, he’s going to have to find something that works. Kris Gaffney-Seems easier said than done. [Mastermind gets up to his feet, and he waits as Buddy Friend gets up to his feet, Mastermind runs towards Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend throws him out of the ring as he fly’s out of the ring. Daryl Prichard hits an upper cut that makes him fall down on the mat. Mastermind is in a lot of pain, and Daryl Prichard picks him up. Daryl Prichard hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Mastermind. Daryl Prichard attempts to whip him to the ring steps. Mastermind reverses the whip. Daryl crashes hard into the ring steps removing the top half of the steps. Mastermind measures up on Daryl Prichard who fights to get up to his feet as he holds his shoulder. Mastermind runs towards Daryl Prichard. Daryl counters with a back body drop that makes Mastermind fall back first into the ring steps. Mastermind is clearly in a lot of pain.] JR-My god King. King-I’m sure that wasn’t exactly a master plan by Mastermind. Kris Gaffney-Think he’ll have a “I mastered the steps mind”….because I think he will for being still alive after that. King-You call that playing to win steps! [Inside of the ring Kenny Omega picks up Buddy Friend for the One Winged Angel. But it’s countered by Buddy Friend hitting a few fists to the head. This makes him drop him down on the mat. Buddy Friend runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Kenny Omega is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends him down on the mat.Slowly Buddy Friend gets up to his feet. Kenny Omega hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Buddy Friend. He hooks him into a fisherman suplex. He hooks the leg of Buddy Friend. Kenny Omega hits a fisherman suplex! Kenny Omega keeps Buddy Friend into a pinning combination as he bridges on the fisherman suplex. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………….KICK OUT by Buddy Friend!!] JR-Buddy Friend kicks out of the fisherman suplex. King-No one’s perfect Kris Gaffney-You just had to say it, didn’t you? King-I think it’s required by law. [Buddy Friend gets picked up by Kenny Omega, Buddy Friends counters with a jaw breaker. Buddy Friend grabs Kenny Omega, and runs to the ring post. He throws him hard into the ring post shoulder first. He strikes the ring post, and he falls out of the ring. Buddy Friend falls on his knee trying to recovered.] JR-Buddy Friend might have bought himself sometime here. King-Is it going to be enough? Kris Gaffney-We could totally just pull a WCW right now, and fade away. King-Let’s not… [Mastermind slides into the ring. He attempts to go for a super kick, Buddy Friend ducks under, he kicks Mastermind in the gut, he attempts to go for Kill’em with kindness. Mastermind spins out. Buddy Friend goes for a fist. Mastermind locks in on the Mind Controller. The ref checks his arm once…twice…three times. He calls for the bell!! Mastermind wins!!] JR-Mastermind did it!! He wins this match, and the #1 contendership for the IC championship. King-So many t-shirts coming our way. Kris Gaffney-Maybe he’ll just make one for everyone. (Badd Bros music plays as both Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda atep out from the back. Zack Ryder running around the stage, hyping up the fans.) Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a FOUR vs four tag match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first. At a combined weight of 494 pounds. Former tag team champions, Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda, the BADD BROS! Jr: Both of these men have seen and done just about everything you can in this business. It will be interesting to see how well they do teaming with Off Constantly. KG: When you've been around since Adam and Eve like Tony, it's hard to not have seen it all. King: I wonder when Tony will give in and finally buy his fruit from the Melon Gods. (After Ikeda and Ryder enter the ring, X Gonna give it to ya blasts as Wade Wilson comes dancing out from the back with the TV title around his waist. He stop at the top of the stage as the lights go black and That's Entertainment blasts. The lights flash. Wade Wilson puts his hands to his face and excitedly he claps as he looks to the curtains and out walks Logan Riley with the world championship draped over his shoulder.) Announcer: Making their way to the ring. At a combined weight of 465 pounds. The Television and the World Champion. Wade Wilson, Logan Riley, OFF CONSTANTLY! Jr: This team intrigues me. Two different personalities, but they work very well together. It will be interesting to see how they perform with the Badd Bros. KG: Well, that's all up to the Melon Gods. King: I think The Devils make their return and beat everybody. (Once in the ring Logan Riley ignores The Badd Bros and Wade bumps fists with Ryder and the four look to the entrance as The Duck song blasts. Out from the back first walks Walter Melon, 1 half of the tag titles around his waist and Extreme championship over his shoulder. Smirking he looks up to the ring at his opponents and reaches into his tights pulling out a grape to eat. The rest of the Melon Club walk out from the back.) Announcer: And their opponents. At a combined weight of 846 pounds. The extreme and tag team champions. Walter Melon, Shinsuke Nakamango, Apple Juice Styles, and Kenny Omegrape. THE MELON CLUB! Jr: These guys have been causing a ruckus since they arrived here. As problematic as they may be, inside that ring they are a threat to anybody. KG: Let us pray to the Melon Gods in hopes that they are good to the Melon Club tonight! King: Let's pray that Melonia and Paige come out here! (Melon Club climb into the ring. Apple Juice Styles talks to the Club letting them know he will start the match. On the other side Ikeda let's them know he will start, since he wants another shot at AJ Styles.) DING! DING! DING! (The match begins, Walter pulls a grape from his trunks and feeds it to AJ. Right as Ikeda goes to walk forward Riley tags himself in. Once inside Riley points for Ikeda to go stand at ringside, pissed Ikeda moves.) Jr: This is going to be quite the match! Off Constantly and Badd Bros already off to a tough stop. KG: Melon Gods dont want to see AJ and Ikeda right now. King: We might just see Off Constantly against Badd Bros. We all know, NOBODY beats Off Constantly. KG: Unless you are the Melon Club... (Right as Riley turns to face AJ, AJ connects with a slingblade dropping Riley to the mat. Riley quickly back to his feet and then dropped with a clothesline. Riley again quickly back to his feet, AJ grabs his arm attempting to whip Riley into the Melon Club corner, but Riley reverses it and whips AJ instead. Riley sprints at AJ, but once close enough AJ throws his foot up and Riley runs face first into it causing him to turn and grab at his jaw. Kenny Omegrape tags AJ's chest. As AJ turns Riley around, Omegrape climbs the turnbuckle. AJ attempts to throw a hard right that's blocked by riley and answered with a right if his own which causes AJ to drop and roll to the outside of the mat. Then, Omegrape leaps off of the top rope attempting a cross body, but Riley catches him in mid air, turns and smashes him into the may with a scoop slam. Logan Riley stands back to his feet, he runs and bounces off of the ropes and on the return he leaps up dropping down onto Omegrape with a leg drop. Riley lifts Omegrape to his feet, Riley whips him against the ropes and on the return he puts his hands on Omegrape and slings him high into the air and as Omegrape drops down he is met with an uppercut from Riley which causes Omegrape to flop to the mat and then Riley goes for the cover.) Ref: ONE!..... TWO! (KICKOUT!) Jr: Early pin attempt by Logan Riley. Seems hes taken control of this match. KG: Dont kid yourself Jr. The Melon Gods are the ones in control. King: Now That's Entertainment.... See what I did there? Get it?... Nothing? Ok, screw you guys then, where are the ladies? (Omegrap kicks out. Riley back to his feet stalks the downed Omegrape as he sits up reaching out to his corner. Riley grabs him by the hair and reaches out towards Wade as he drags Omegrape into the corner. Wade reaches and tags Riley. Riley lifts Omegrape in a powerbomb position and turns, as Omegrape sits atop his shoulder Wade Wilson leaps up and springboards off the top rope connecting with a leg lariat sending Omegrape off of rileys shoulders hard into the mat. Wade hooks the leg.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THRR (KICKOUT!) Jr: Wow! What a move by Off Constantly. King: That's why nobody beats off Constantly. KG: I bet Wade does. (Wade stands up and tags in Zack Ryder. Ryder climbs in the ring as Wade brings Omegrape to his feet. Both Wade and Ryder grab Omegrapes arms and whip him into the ropes, on the return they both lift Omegrape up and then slam him hard into the mat. Ryder attempts to lock on a leg submission, but Omegrape takes his other foot and pushes Zzck Ryder off which sends him straight into Logan Riley. Riley falls off of the ring apron and he gets up quick, Riley looks pissed and as he charges the ring Wade stands in front of him and says something to him to calm him down. Ryder apologizes and Riley ignores the apology. As this all happens Walter Melon threw some grapes to Omegrape that he ate and gave him energy to crawl to his corner and tag in Shinsuke Nakamango. As Ryder turns around Nakamango is charging him, but Ryder has enough time to react and ducks Nakamangos attack, Ryder runs to the ropes and bounces off, on the return he hits Nakamango with THE ROUGH RYDER! And goes for the cover.) Ref: ONE!..... TWO!..... THHHRRR (Walter Melon comes flying off of the turnbuckle onto Zack Ryder to break the three count.) Jr: WOW! What a save by Walter Melon! KG: Melon Gods gave Walter wings, he really is the chosen one! King: Seems the fruit is keeping the Melon Club acting more like a team than Off Constantly and Badd Bros together. Maybe, Melonia or Paige will eat melons with me... (After Walter leaps to break the count, he gives a hard soccer kick to the face of Zsck Ryder which causes blood to splatter out of his mouth as he rolls to the mat. Ikeda comes running in and charges Walter. Both Ikeda and Walter begin exchanging blows as they roll out of the ring to the ground. Wade runs around the ring to break the two up, AJ pulls Walter back to his feet as Wade grabs Ikeda. They all verbally start assaulting each other as they make their way back to their corners. Ryder manages to tag in Riley as Nakamango manages to tag in Omegrape. The two charge at one another, Omegrape ducks the attack of Riley and then leaps up and hits Riley with a pale kick and then without slowing down Omegrape leaps forward hitting Wade with an elbow which sends him off of the apron and same to Ryder. Then, Omegrape turns around, but Riley wasn't dazed long and hits him with THE FINAL ACT! but before Riley can drag Omegrape away from the ropes to pin him, Tony Ikeda reaches out and tags himself in. Ikeda climbs in the ring and Riley gets in his face. The two start arguing, but both Wade and Ryder are able to come in and break the two up. Riley shakes his head as Ikeda turns around. He grabs Omegrape and drags him to the center of the ring and goes for the cover.) Ref: ONE!..... TWO!..... THHHHRRR (Broken up by Walter Melon.) Jr: Off Constantly and Badd Bros wasted too much time arguing with one another, otherwise think they would have just won! KG: Only if the Melon Gods allowed it. King: Do you think Tony and Riley might not like one another? KG: Ask Jack Heyman, he knows all. (Ikeda rolls off of Omegrape and then rushes up to confront Walter Melon again. Walter laughs and backs up and out of the ring. When Ryder tries to come to help Ikeda the ref stops him and tells him to get out of the ring, Walter uses this time to take a lemon from his draws and squirt it into Ikedas eyes. Ikeda pulling at his eyes stumbles back and trips over Omegrapes body. The ref turns back around confused over what happened and warns both teams to stop rushing in the ring. Ikeda able to blindly find his way t ok the corner, tags in Wade Wilson. By this time, Omegrape finds himself able to tag in Walter Melon. Both Walter and Wade charge one another. Walter dives at Wsde attempting the BANANA SPLIT! But Wade leaps up and does a flip over Walter. As Walter gets back to his feet, Wade sprints to the ropes, leaps up putting both feet ontop slingshotting him high into the air with a springboard corkscrew moonsault crashing down onto Walter Melon. Wade covers.) Ref: ONE!..... TWO!..... (KICKOUT!) Jr: Wow! What athleticism shown by Wade Wilson! KG: Thank the Melon Gods for that! King: I'll thank every Melon in this world, starting with Melonia Trump's please. (After Walter's kickout, Wade stands to his feet. He lifts Walter to his feet and Wade jumps up drop kicking Walter pushing him into the corner of Off Constantly and Badd Bros. The dropkick was hard enough to cause Walter to bounce off of the turnbuckle and as he stumbles forward Wade kicks him in his gut, tucks Walter's head and hooks his arms setting up the DEAD POOL! But, before he finishes Ikeda attempts to reach out to tag himself in, but Riley hits his arm out of the way. Ikeda and Riley begin to argue. They jump off of the ring apron and begin walking to one another. Ryder gets between them, Wade tosses Walter aside and looks over the top rope, wondering what he should do. Riley throws the first punch which grazed Ikeda and they begin going at it which causes Ryder to trip and fall into the steel steps. The ref begins yelling to them outside, Wsde turns around to see what's going on in the ring and hes met with a LEMONSHAS! from Nakamango, who then walks over to Walter to help him get to his feet. As Wade is down and the ref is still distracted, Wade his hit with a SPLASH OF JUICE! From Apple Juice Styles, AJ lifts Wade and throws him over to Omegrape who hits him with CROYT'S GRAPES OF WRATH! Nakamango, AJ, and Omegrape all lift up wade as Walter sprints at him and dives head first connecting with BANANA SPLIT! Walter goes for the cover, on the outside Riley and Ikeda are still going at it in the crowd, Ryder runs, jumps off of the barricade knee first into Riley. The Melon Club grab the ref to show him Walter is covering the downed Wade.) Ref: ONE!..... TWO!..... THREE!!!!! DING! DING! DING! Announcer: And your winners are, THE MELON CLUB! Jr: Come one! This isnt right! KG: In the eyes of the Melon Gods it is. King: I'm still waiting to thank Melonia Trumps melons. (Ikeda and Ryder continue going at it with Riley as the Melon Club stand over Wade celebrating their victory as Shockwave goes off air.)

EMF: Shockwave

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, AN ARKIE!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[AN ARKIE comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, Suicide!!!

The lights dim in the arena as Last Resort by Papa Roach blares from the PA system and fireworks explode around the screen before the lights come on showing the personification of extreme in the ring.

King-Hey JR..I'm separating the text!

Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks AN ARKIE's boots and knee pads. Suicide executes a pumphandle suplex on AN ARKIE. (the bell rings) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Suicide with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Suicide uses a lariat on AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE gets back to his feet. Suicide executes a ropeflip hiptoss on AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE sets Suicide up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE chants start. AN ARKIE sets Suicide up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE sets Suicide up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE sets Suicide up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE sets Suicide up DDTs him into the mat. Suicide piledrives AN ARKIE. Suicide goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on AN ARKIE. Suicide hooks AN ARKIE, and drops him for the S-Bomb!! AN ARKIE seems to be out cold! Suicide makes the pin on AN ARKIE. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, Suicide!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(The arena is dark. Pyrotechnics come down from the top of the stage. The lights turn on as the camera searches around as the crowd holds up their signs as they yell. The commentators begin talking as the location information is shown on the screen.)

JR-Tonight we come from you Nashville, Tennessee. Welcome everyone to another edition of Saturday Shockwave. King tonight the situation between Off Consistently, and the Melon Club takes center stage.

King- I think the Melon gods approve of this JR!!

Kris Gaffney-What if they don’t win?

King-Then it was YOUR fault Gaffney

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He shoots footage as he walks down to the ring, and he enters the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder is a former Extreme Champion, and probably would like to be one again.

King-I don’t remember that…I do however remember him being an Elite champion.

Kris Gaffney-Always an important difference.

(“Paralyzed” blasts on the PA system. Ben Black walks out on the stage. He continues down the ramp, and he enters the ring. He waits for the bell to ring.

JR-Ben Black has shown a lot of promise.

King-Can he beat someone who has done as much as Ryder.

Kris Gaffney-Ryder is a grand slam champion…so was Road…pretty much says it all.

[Zack Ryder gets a loud “Let’s go Ryder!! WOO!! WOO!! WOO!!” chant. Ben Black doesn’t seem too pleased with this, he runs at Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder throws Ben Black over the top rope. Ben Black crashes down on the mat around ring side. He hits into the mat hard. He gets up to his feet, he tries to get up on the apron, but Zack Ryder hits a drop kick through the ropes, and he falls down on to the floor. Zack Ryder climbs out on the apron. He waits for a few moments, he jumps off of the apron. He drops a double axe handle that puts him down on the mat. Zack Ryder brings him up to his feet, he runs towards the barricade, and he throws him hard into the barricade. Ben Black hits hard into the barricade back first. He hits with a splat, and he falls down on the mat. Zack Ryder grabs Ben Black, and he brings him up by his hair, and he runs at the ring post, and drives his back into the ring post. Zack Ryder throws him into the ring. Zack Ryder goes to the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. He waits as Ben Black is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder see’s that Ben Black turns towards him. He leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying cross body block. He hooks the leg as the ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……..KICK OUT by Ben Black!! Zack Ryder picks up Ben Black, he hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes him back up. He whips him to the ropes, Ben Black comes off of the ropes. He hooks him with a sleeper.]

JR-Zack Ryder might have Ben Black here.

King-Ben can’t stay in this move for long…that much is for sure.

Kris Gaffney-At least without losing…important point to make.

[Ben Black looks for a way out of the hold, he goes into the corner, he uses the corner to puts Zack Ryder into a pinning combination as he flips over. The ref counts 1………2…Zack Ryder lets go of the hold. Zack Ryder climbs up to his feet. Ben Black kicks Zack Ryder in the gut, and he plants him down with an impaler DDT. Ben Black looks at the downed Zack Ryder. He rolls under the bottom rope, and he climbs up to the top rope.]

King-Why didn’t he go for the cover?

Kris Gaffney-Probably because he realized he was no Edge.

King-Probably a good point, didn’t think of it like that….

[Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet. Ben Black measures up, and he goes for a seated senton. But it’s countered by Zack Ryder catching Ben Black, and driving him down with a power bomb. Zack Ryder falls back on the ropes. He holds on to it to make sure that he doesn’t fall. Ben Black is slow to get up to his feet. He turns as Ryder hits the Rough Ryder on Ben Black. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Ben Black. The ref counts 1……….2……….3!!]

JR-Ben Black took a chance, and it didn’t pay off.

King-Guess that’s what you have to do in a hardcore match….na, I still hate it.

Kris Gaffney-I knew you wouldn’t back off your hate.

(“I am Machine” blasts on the PA system. Adam Philips and Brandon North walk out on the stage. They walk down the isle, and step inside of the ring.)

JR-Adam Philips and Brandon North are making their return tonight.

King-Let’s just hope that Brandon North doesn’t go anywhere other than North JR…HAHA!

Kris Gaffney-Was that a mention of your short lived fued?

King-Maybe…

JR-The Usos’ haven’t had the best of luck since losing the tag team championship.

King-Guess their locks weren’t as good as they thought they were.

[Adam Philips starts out in the ring with Jey Uso, Jey Uso runs at Adam Philips. Adam Philips is able to take him down with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the mat face first. Adam Philips gets up to his feet. Jey Uso is slow to get up to his feet, he hits a drop kick to the face that makes him fall backwards. He rolls into the corner. Adam Philips closes the gap between him, and Jey Uso hits a few shoulder blocks into the corner. Before the ref gets on him, he brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes Adam Philips jumps in the air, and he connects with a standing drop kick that puts down Jey Uso once again. Adam Philips goes into the corner, and he makes the tag to Brandon North. Brandon North steps inside of the ring. Adam Philps hooks him for a Russian leg sweep Brandon North backs to the roeps as Adam Philips holds Jey Uso. Brandon North hits a face crusher as Adam Philips hits a front Russian leg sweep. Jey Uso goes face first into the mat. Brandon North pushes Jey Uso on to his back. Brandon North goes into the cover on Jey Uso. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…..KICK OUT by Jey Uso. Brandon North gets up, and he drops a diving elbow to the face Jey Uso rolls around holding his face. Brandon North gets up to his feet, but he walks right into a…what else, but a super kick by Jimmy Uso who had stepped into the ring, and snuck up on Brandon North. Brandon North is slow to get up to his feet, he runs towards Jimmy, and he knocks him off of the apron with a running forearm shot to the head.]

JR-It looks like Jimmy had seen enough.

King-I guess he needed to do something to change the tide of the match.

Kris Gaffney-It might have bought Jey sometime, we’ll see.

[Brandon North turns towards Jey Uso, he picks him up, and he counters with a jaw breaker on Brandon North. Jey Uso quickly dives, and he makes the tag to Jimmy Uso who had recovered enough on the apron to get the tag. Jimmy Uso comes into the ring, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks down Brandon North. Brandon North goes down on the mat. He slowly he gets up to his feet, and Jimmy Uso knocks him down with a super kick. Brandon North gets pulled up to his feet, he throws him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Jimmy Uso lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends Brandon North flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Jimmy Uso waits as slowly Brandon North gets up to his feet, he picks up Brandon North, and he drops him down on the mat with a body slam. He looks towards the corner, and he climbs up to the top rope.]

JR-Looks like the Usos’ are going to attempt to end this match.

King-Add super kick job here.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t pretend like those are old, because their not…

[Jimmy Uso jumps off of the top rope for the splash. But Brandon North moves out of the way. Jimmy Uso stumbles up. Brandon North hits a kick to the face. Brandon North knocks Jey off of the apron. He backs to the ropes, jumps up, and hits the splash to complete Welcome to the North. Brandon North goes into the cover on Jimmy Uso. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!]

JR-Jimmy Uso went for the splash, and came up with nothing!

King-Rather than super kicks, it became a splash fest.

(The lights in the arena go completely black as Rob Zombie "Demonoid Phenomenon" hits in the arena. Suddenly, flames blast out from the stage, the lights turn on red and The Demon King is elevated up from under the stage. He steps through the flames and stands looking out to the crowd and then to the ring.)

Announcer: Making his way to the ring. From parts unknown, standing 6'3" weighing in at 240 pounds. He is the Demon King, PERDITION SAGE!

(Flames shoot up from the side of the ramp way as he walks down. Once inside the ring he looks around and then flames shoot up from the turnbuckle. The Demon king perches himself in his corner waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-This is the first time we will get a chance to witness the in ring ability of Perdition Sage.

Kris Gaffney-This match will be MORTAL KOMBAT!!

King-…Somehow I get the feeling you really wanted to yell that…

JR-Joey Gambino has fallen off last month. Maybe he can get on track this week.

King-Let’s call Alycia Irvine, and see what she thinks on the CJ Anderson scale.

Kris Gaffney-Always the best scale to measure whether or not someone has the ability to be awesome again.

[Perdition Sage paces back, and forth. The bell rings, and Perdition Sage runs towards Joey Gambino. He knocks him down with a running forearm shot to the face. Joey Gambino goes down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Perdition Sage hits a few clubbing blows to the back keeping him down on the mat. Perdition Sage picks him up, he throws him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He throws him in the air, and he connects with a European upper cut as he crashes down on the mat. Perdition Sage hits a few stomps on the downed Joey Gambino. Gambino rolls away, and he tries to get up to his feet on the apron using the ropes. Perdition Sage hooks Gambino, and he hip tosses him over the top rope with a hip toss. He crashes into the mat on his back. Slowly he gets up to his feet. Joey Gambino is slow to get up to his feet, and he lifts him up for atomic drop, and drops him on his face with a atomic drop face buster Perdition Sage pushes him on his back, Perdition Sage goes into the cover on Joey Gambino. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…..KICK OUT by Joey Gambino. Perdition Sage stares down the ref, and he goes back on the attack. He goes over to the corner, and he hits a few stomps into the gut, and this makes Joey sink down into the corner. Joey Gambino gets the boot of Perdition Sage on his throat. The ref counts to 4, he stops the choke hold before he gets DQed.]

JR-Sage needs to be careful.

King-He knows what he’s doing JR.

Kris Gaffney-I need a snack *throws a spear randomly, and pulls a donut on the screen* GET OVER HERE!!

King-…wonder why that just happened.

[Gambino gets up in the corner. Perdition runs to the corner, but Gambino is able to counter with a boot to the face. Perdition Sage stumbles backwards, Gambino gets out of the corner, and he hooks him, and he drops him with an inverted Russian leg sweep that sends him face first into the top rope. Perdition Sage stumbles out of the corner, and he kicks him in the gut. He plants him down on the mat with a DDT. Joey Gambino falls down on the mat, unable to make a cover, instead he uses this time to recover, and think about his next move.]

JR-Joey Gambino is in control, but it seems like he’s having issues figuring out what will put away the new comer.

King-That’s the danger in facing someone you don’t know much about…just because he doesn’t have experience in the EMF, doesn’t mean he’s inexperienced.

Kris Gaffney-Punisher says hi.

[Joey picks up Perdition Sage, and he sets him up for the Hit, but as he blocks it. Perdition Sage turns it into the Falcon Arrow. Sage goes to the corner, he climbs up, and he connects with his double rotation moonsault known as Welcome to Hell. Perdition Sage goes into the cover on Joey Gambino. The ref counts 1…………….2………….3!!]

JR-Perdition Sage did his home work, and blocked the Hit into the Falcon Arrow which led to his victory.

King-*reading his hand* How…do you……*sigh*…line?

Kris Gaffney-How do you like me now?

King-Yeah…that…

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods his head, and he does the YES taunt down to the ring. He enters the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan didn’t seem too happy about last week.

King-Since when is Daniel Bryan happy about anything?

Kris Gaffney-That’s probably a good point.

(“Matt Faris’ theme” blasts on the PA system. Matt Faris walks out on the stage, and he walks down to the ring.)

JR-Matt Faris on the other hand is just looking to get a win.

King-Gaffney knows that feeling.

Kris Gaffney-Shut up King…

[Daniel Bryan starts out the match doing his YES taunt. Matt Faris doesn’t like this clearly, because he takes a shot to the head of Daniel Bryan with a kick. Daniel Bryan is able to easily duck under. He pushes him into the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan hits a leg lariat that puts down Matt Faris. Matt Faris gets up to his feet, Daniel Bryan grabs him by his hair, and he throws him into the corner. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the ribs once, twice. Daniel Bryan brings him out of the corner, and he hooks Matt Faris into a double under hook, and he drops him for a double arm back breaker. Matt Faris face shows the pain. Daniel Bryan doesn’t seem to want to end this match just yet, and he doesn’t seem like he thinks he can anyways, he hits a few stomps on the downed Matt Faris. The ref makes him back off. Daniel Bryan backs off allowing Matt Faris to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan rusn towards Matt Faris. Matt Faris is able to counter with a back body drop that sends Daniel Bryan over the top rope. Daniel Bryan is able to land on the apron. Daniel Bryan waits until Matt Faris to turn around, Daniel Bryan is able to kick him in the head. Matt Faris stumbles backwards into the ropes. Daniel Bryan goes to the top rope. Matt Faris stumbles around, and he turns towards Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a front missile drop kick that sends Matt Faris flying, he falls on his back. Daniel Bryan nips up, and he looks like he’s gaining momentum. But instead of going for the cover, he looks like he is going to set up for another move.]

JR-I’m not sure why Daniel Bryan didn’t go for the cover there.

King-It looks like he wants to end this match now.

Kris Gaffney- If you can do it successfully, then I can’t blame him.

King-Doing it successful is always the key however…

[Daniel Bryan waits as Matt Faris turns around. Matt Faris turns, Daniel Bryan goes for the running knee to the face. Matt Faris counters with the sling blade putting down Daniel Bryan. Matt Faris gets up, and he falls against the ropes. Matt Faris rests up, but he see’s Daniel Bryan getting up to his feet. He runs towards Daniel Bryan, and he connects with a running knee to the face. He turns Daniel Bryan, he drops him with a reverse neck breaker. Matt Faris throws his arm over the downed Dnaiel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…Daniel Bryan is able to roll the shoulder up before the three count.]

JR-Matt Faris has made a come back.

King-This would be a big win if he can pull it off.

Kris Gaffney-One step at a time.

[Matt Faris picks up Daniel Bryan by the hair. He puts Daniel Bryan over his shoulder. Daniel Bryan struggles, and lands behind Matt Faris. Faris turns around into a kick to the head. Daniel Bryan falls backwards into the corner. Daniel Bryan runs towards Matt Faris, he connects with the running knee. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Matt Faris. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!] JR-Daniel Bryan changes the momentum with one kick to give him the chance to hit the running knee, and gain the victory.

King-Bryan really needs to give that move a name…

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, he walks down to the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda is looking to bounce back against the Melon Club after losing the Smoothie pit of DOOM match a few weeks ago.

King-Again…I don’t see why he’s the loser.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Apple Juice Styles walks out on the stage, and he holds up his Apple Juice gloves. He walks down to the ring.)

King-We sell apple juice gloves now.

Kris Gaffney-Guess so…

JR-Apple Juice has been the only member of the melon club who hasn’t made many appearances.

King-Tell that to Melonia…speaking of which, WHERE IS MELONIA?!

[Tony Ikeda and Apple Juice Styles stand in the middle of the ring, they lock up. Apple Juice Styles is able to put him into an arm bar. Switches it into a hammer lock, Apple Juice puts him into a side head lock. Tony Ikeda looks for a way out of the hold, he backs him up into the ropes. He whips him off of the ropes. Apple Juice Styles bounces off of the ropes, and he sends Tony Ikeda with a shoulder block. Apple Juice Styles waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda stunned gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles grabs his arm, and he brings him into a short arm forearm shot that puts him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda this time is slower to get up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a jumping clothesline that puts down Tony Ikeda this time. With him not getting up this time. Apple Juice Styles goes to the ropes, coming off of the ropes. He jumps up, and drops all his body weight into the stomach into a senton. Apple Juice Styles quickly goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………2..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!! Apple Juice gets up, and drops a quick elbow drop down on the chest of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda rolls away. Apple Juice circles around the ring, and he yells great fruit knowledge to the crowd as he allows Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles runs towards Tony Ikeda, Tony Ikeda counters with a back body drop. But Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a back body drop. Apple Juice Styles lands on his feet on the apron. Tony Ikeda turns around, and Apple Juice Styles grabs his head, and drops it on the top rope. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards into the middle of the ring.]

JR-It looks like Apple Juice is setting up Tony for the flying forearm.

King-Is it phenomenal?

Kris Gaffney-I kind of doubt it, but it probably is…something fruit related.

King-Juice slap seemly….

Kris Gaffney-Ha….that move isn’t a slap…

[Tony Ikeda turns towards Apple Juice Styles. Apple Juice Styles is able to sling shots himself up to the top rope. He jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for a Juice Slap, but Tony Ikeda is able to duck under. Tony Ikeda hooks him, and drops him with the full nelson slam on Apple Juice Styles. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Apple Juice. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Apple Juice Styles. Tony Ikeda really can’t capitalize on the full nelson slam other than attempting a cover. So he stays on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1……………2…………….3………..4………..Tony and Apple Juice Styles begin to struggle to get up to their feet.]

JR-Both competitors need to make it to their feet, or risk this match being a draw.

King-Neither the Vikings or the Packers see a problem with this.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not…especially their kickers.

[Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, as does Apple Juice. Tony Ikeda backs up, he throws a boot to the face. Apple Juice ducks under, and he connects with a Juiced Up kick to the back of the head. Tony Ikeda goes down on the mat. Apple Juice goes to the outside of the ring, he climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off, and he connects with Splash of Juice. Apple Juice goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1……………..2…………….3!!]

JR-Tony Ikeda attempted to go for a big boot, but he rushed into it, and it cost him.

King-Doing something like Test would do never works!!

(“Heavy sits the crown” blasts on the PA system as Daryl Prichard walks out on the stage. “Heavy Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring. "Nice Guy" Buddy Friend saunters down to the ring as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays. Buddy flashes a bright smile and flashes a thumbs up to various members of the crowd.)

JR-Daryl Prichard and Buddy Friend are looking to bounce back after losing championships.

King-2018 is probably Daryl Prichard’s least favorite year.

Kris Gaffney-Can’t blame him.

(“I will control your mind” blasts on the PA system. Mastermind walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring waiting for the bell.)

JR-Last week Mastermind returned with a win over Daniel Bryan.

King-Last not forget he left as a champion, he probably would like to get one again.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s not forget this should be more difficult than any other match

[The four wrestlers involved in this match wait for the match to start. Buddy Friend goes to attack Mastermind. Mastermind is able to move out of the way, he hooks him, and he drops him for a belly to back suplex. Daryl Prichard, and Kenny Omega starts to brawl. Buddy Friend attempts to get up to his feet. But Mastermind quickly uses his stunned state to his advantage, and he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. He runs to the ropes, he hooks his head, and drops him down with a swinging neck breaker. Knowing that he doesn’t really have the separation, or having his opponents wore down enough to attempt a pin attempt. Mastermind hits a few stomps on the downed Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend rolls away attempting to cause separation. He gets up to his feet in the corner. Mastermind runs towards Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend gets his boot up. Mastermind hits into the boot of Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend goes to the outside. He climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Mastermind to get to where he wants. Suddenly Mastermind dives on the top rope causing Buddy Friend to crotch the top rope. Obviously that causes a lot of pain. Mastermind climbs up to the top rope, and he sets up, and executes a hurricanarana off of the top rope that sends Buddy Friend flipping through the air, and he crashes down on the mat.]

JR-That didn’t quite go as planned by Buddy Friend.

King-If he wants the IC championship back, he’s going to have to find something that works.

Kris Gaffney-Seems easier said than done.

[Mastermind gets up to his feet, and he waits as Buddy Friend gets up to his feet, Mastermind runs towards Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend throws him out of the ring as he fly’s out of the ring. Daryl Prichard hits an upper cut that makes him fall down on the mat. Mastermind is in a lot of pain, and Daryl Prichard picks him up. Daryl Prichard hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Mastermind. Daryl Prichard attempts to whip him to the ring steps. Mastermind reverses the whip. Daryl crashes hard into the ring steps removing the top half of the steps. Mastermind measures up on Daryl Prichard who fights to get up to his feet as he holds his shoulder. Mastermind runs towards Daryl Prichard. Daryl counters with a back body drop that makes Mastermind fall back first into the ring steps. Mastermind is clearly in a lot of pain.]

JR-My god King.

King-I’m sure that wasn’t exactly a master plan by Mastermind.

Kris Gaffney-Think he’ll have a “I mastered the steps mind”….because I think he will for being still alive after that.

King-You call that playing to win steps!

[Inside of the ring Kenny Omega picks up Buddy Friend for the One Winged Angel. But it’s countered by Buddy Friend hitting a few fists to the head. This makes him drop him down on the mat. Buddy Friend runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Kenny Omega is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends him down on the mat.Slowly Buddy Friend gets up to his feet. Kenny Omega hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Buddy Friend. He hooks him into a fisherman suplex. He hooks the leg of Buddy Friend. Kenny Omega hits a fisherman suplex! Kenny Omega keeps Buddy Friend into a pinning combination as he bridges on the fisherman suplex. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………….KICK OUT by Buddy Friend!!]

JR-Buddy Friend kicks out of the fisherman suplex.

King-No one’s perfect

Kris Gaffney-You just had to say it, didn’t you?

King-I think it’s required by law.

[Buddy Friend gets picked up by Kenny Omega, Buddy Friends counters with a jaw breaker. Buddy Friend grabs Kenny Omega, and runs to the ring post. He throws him hard into the ring post shoulder first. He strikes the ring post, and he falls out of the ring. Buddy Friend falls on his knee trying to recovered.] JR-Buddy Friend might have bought himself sometime here.

King-Is it going to be enough?

Kris Gaffney-We could totally just pull a WCW right now, and fade away.

King-Let’s not…

[Mastermind slides into the ring. He attempts to go for a super kick, Buddy Friend ducks under, he kicks Mastermind in the gut, he attempts to go for Kill’em with kindness. Mastermind spins out. Buddy Friend goes for a fist. Mastermind locks in on the Mind Controller. The ref checks his arm once…twice…three times. He calls for the bell!! Mastermind wins!!]

JR-Mastermind did it!! He wins this match, and the #1 contendership for the IC championship.

King-So many t-shirts coming our way.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he’ll just make one for everyone.

(Badd Bros music plays as both Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda atep out from the back. Zack Ryder running around the stage, hyping up the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a FOUR vs four tag match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first. At a combined weight of 494 pounds. Former tag team champions, Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda, the BADD BROS!

Jr: Both of these men have seen and done just about everything you can in this business. It will be interesting to see how well they do teaming with Off Constantly.

KG: When you've been around since Adam and Eve like Tony, it's hard to not have seen it all.

King: I wonder when Tony will give in and finally buy his fruit from the Melon Gods.

(After Ikeda and Ryder enter the ring, X Gonna give it to ya blasts as Wade Wilson comes dancing out from the back with the TV title around his waist. He stop at the top of the stage as the lights go black and That's Entertainment blasts. The lights flash. Wade Wilson puts his hands to his face and excitedly he claps as he looks to the curtains and out walks Logan Riley with the world championship draped over his shoulder.)

Announcer: Making their way to the ring. At a combined weight of 465 pounds. The Television and the World Champion. Wade Wilson, Logan Riley, OFF CONSTANTLY!

Jr: This team intrigues me. Two different personalities, but they work very well together. It will be interesting to see how they perform with the Badd Bros.

KG: Well, that's all up to the Melon Gods.

King: I think The Devils make their return and beat everybody.

(Once in the ring Logan Riley ignores The Badd Bros and Wade bumps fists with Ryder and the four look to the entrance as The Duck song blasts. Out from the back first walks Walter Melon, 1 half of the tag titles around his waist and Extreme championship over his shoulder. Smirking he looks up to the ring at his opponents and reaches into his tights pulling out a grape to eat. The rest of the Melon Club walk out from the back.)

Announcer: And their opponents. At a combined weight of 846 pounds. The extreme and tag team champions. Walter Melon, Shinsuke Nakamango, Apple Juice Styles, and Kenny Omegrape. THE MELON CLUB!

Jr: These guys have been causing a ruckus since they arrived here. As problematic as they may be, inside that ring they are a threat to anybody.

KG: Let us pray to the Melon Gods in hopes that they are good to the Melon Club tonight!

King: Let's pray that Melonia and Paige come out here!

(Melon Club climb into the ring. Apple Juice Styles talks to the Club letting them know he will start the match. On the other side Ikeda let's them know he will start, since he wants another shot at AJ Styles.)

DING! DING! DING!

(The match begins, Walter pulls a grape from his trunks and feeds it to AJ. Right as Ikeda goes to walk forward Riley tags himself in. Once inside Riley points for Ikeda to go stand at ringside, pissed Ikeda moves.)

Jr: This is going to be quite the match! Off Constantly and Badd Bros already off to a tough stop.

KG: Melon Gods dont want to see AJ and Ikeda right now.

King: We might just see Off Constantly against Badd Bros. We all know, NOBODY beats Off Constantly.

KG: Unless you are the Melon Club...

(Right as Riley turns to face AJ, AJ connects with a slingblade dropping Riley to the mat. Riley quickly back to his feet and then dropped with a clothesline. Riley again quickly back to his feet, AJ grabs his arm attempting to whip Riley into the Melon Club corner, but Riley reverses it and whips AJ instead. Riley sprints at AJ, but once close enough AJ throws his foot up and Riley runs face first into it causing him to turn and grab at his jaw. Kenny Omegrape tags AJ's chest. As AJ turns Riley around, Omegrape climbs the turnbuckle. AJ attempts to throw a hard right that's blocked by riley and answered with a right if his own which causes AJ to drop and roll to the outside of the mat. Then, Omegrape leaps off of the top rope attempting a cross body, but Riley catches him in mid air, turns and smashes him into the may with a scoop slam. Logan Riley stands back to his feet, he runs and bounces off of the ropes and on the return he leaps up dropping down onto Omegrape with a leg drop. Riley lifts Omegrape to his feet, Riley whips him against the ropes and on the return he puts his hands on Omegrape and slings him high into the air and as Omegrape drops down he is met with an uppercut from Riley which causes Omegrape to flop to the mat and then Riley goes for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!..... TWO! (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Early pin attempt by Logan Riley. Seems hes taken control of this match.

KG: Dont kid yourself Jr. The Melon Gods are the ones in control.

King: Now That's Entertainment.... See what I did there? Get it?... Nothing? Ok, screw you guys then, where are the ladies?

(Omegrap kicks out. Riley back to his feet stalks the downed Omegrape as he sits up reaching out to his corner. Riley grabs him by the hair and reaches out towards Wade as he drags Omegrape into the corner. Wade reaches and tags Riley. Riley lifts Omegrape in a powerbomb position and turns, as Omegrape sits atop his shoulder Wade Wilson leaps up and springboards off the top rope connecting with a leg lariat sending Omegrape off of rileys shoulders hard into the mat. Wade hooks the leg.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THRR (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Wow! What a move by Off Constantly.

King: That's why nobody beats off Constantly.

KG: I bet Wade does.

(Wade stands up and tags in Zack Ryder. Ryder climbs in the ring as Wade brings Omegrape to his feet. Both Wade and Ryder grab Omegrapes arms and whip him into the ropes, on the return they both lift Omegrape up and then slam him hard into the mat. Ryder attempts to lock on a leg submission, but Omegrape takes his other foot and pushes Zzck Ryder off which sends him straight into Logan Riley. Riley falls off of the ring apron and he gets up quick, Riley looks pissed and as he charges the ring Wade stands in front of him and says something to him to calm him down. Ryder apologizes and Riley ignores the apology. As this all happens Walter Melon threw some grapes to Omegrape that he ate and gave him energy to crawl to his corner and tag in Shinsuke Nakamango. As Ryder turns around Nakamango is charging him, but Ryder has enough time to react and ducks Nakamangos attack, Ryder runs to the ropes and bounces off, on the return he hits Nakamango with THE ROUGH RYDER! And goes for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!..... TWO!..... THHHRRR (Walter Melon comes flying off of the turnbuckle onto Zack Ryder to break the three count.)

Jr: WOW! What a save by Walter Melon!

KG: Melon Gods gave Walter wings, he really is the chosen one!

King: Seems the fruit is keeping the Melon Club acting more like a team than Off Constantly and Badd Bros together. Maybe, Melonia or Paige will eat melons with me...

(After Walter leaps to break the count, he gives a hard soccer kick to the face of Zsck Ryder which causes blood to splatter out of his mouth as he rolls to the mat. Ikeda comes running in and charges Walter. Both Ikeda and Walter begin exchanging blows as they roll out of the ring to the ground. Wade runs around the ring to break the two up, AJ pulls Walter back to his feet as Wade grabs Ikeda. They all verbally start assaulting each other as they make their way back to their corners. Ryder manages to tag in Riley as Nakamango manages to tag in Omegrape. The two charge at one another, Omegrape ducks the attack of Riley and then leaps up and hits Riley with a pale kick and then without slowing down Omegrape leaps forward hitting Wade with an elbow which sends him off of the apron and same to Ryder. Then, Omegrape turns around, but Riley wasn't dazed long and hits him with THE FINAL ACT! but before Riley can drag Omegrape away from the ropes to pin him, Tony Ikeda reaches out and tags himself in. Ikeda climbs in the ring and Riley gets in his face. The two start arguing, but both Wade and Ryder are able to come in and break the two up. Riley shakes his head as Ikeda turns around. He grabs Omegrape and drags him to the center of the ring and goes for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!..... TWO!..... THHHHRRR (Broken up by Walter Melon.)

Jr: Off Constantly and Badd Bros wasted too much time arguing with one another, otherwise think they would have just won!

KG: Only if the Melon Gods allowed it.

King: Do you think Tony and Riley might not like one another?

KG: Ask Jack Heyman, he knows all.

(Ikeda rolls off of Omegrape and then rushes up to confront Walter Melon again. Walter laughs and backs up and out of the ring. When Ryder tries to come to help Ikeda the ref stops him and tells him to get out of the ring, Walter uses this time to take a lemon from his draws and squirt it into Ikedas eyes. Ikeda pulling at his eyes stumbles back and trips over Omegrapes body. The ref turns back around confused over what happened and warns both teams to stop rushing in the ring. Ikeda able to blindly find his way t ok the corner, tags in Wade Wilson. By this time, Omegrape finds himself able to tag in Walter Melon. Both Walter and Wade charge one another. Walter dives at Wsde attempting the BANANA SPLIT! But Wade leaps up and does a flip over Walter. As Walter gets back to his feet, Wade sprints to the ropes, leaps up putting both feet ontop slingshotting him high into the air with a springboard corkscrew moonsault crashing down onto Walter Melon. Wade covers.)

Ref: ONE!..... TWO!..... (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Wow! What athleticism shown by Wade Wilson!

KG: Thank the Melon Gods for that!

King: I'll thank every Melon in this world, starting with Melonia Trump's please.

(After Walter's kickout, Wade stands to his feet. He lifts Walter to his feet and Wade jumps up drop kicking Walter pushing him into the corner of Off Constantly and Badd Bros. The dropkick was hard enough to cause Walter to bounce off of the turnbuckle and as he stumbles forward Wade kicks him in his gut, tucks Walter's head and hooks his arms setting up the DEAD POOL! But, before he finishes Ikeda attempts to reach out to tag himself in, but Riley hits his arm out of the way. Ikeda and Riley begin to argue. They jump off of the ring apron and begin walking to one another. Ryder gets between them, Wade tosses Walter aside and looks over the top rope, wondering what he should do. Riley throws the first punch which grazed Ikeda and they begin going at it which causes Ryder to trip and fall into the steel steps. The ref begins yelling to them outside, Wsde turns around to see what's going on in the ring and hes met with a LEMONSHAS! from Nakamango, who then walks over to Walter to help him get to his feet. As Wade is down and the ref is still distracted, Wade his hit with a SPLASH OF JUICE! From Apple Juice Styles, AJ lifts Wade and throws him over to Omegrape who hits him with CROYT'S GRAPES OF WRATH! Nakamango, AJ, and Omegrape all lift up wade as Walter sprints at him and dives head first connecting with BANANA SPLIT! Walter goes for the cover, on the outside Riley and Ikeda are still going at it in the crowd, Ryder runs, jumps off of the barricade knee first into Riley. The Melon Club grab the ref to show him Walter is covering the downed Wade.)

Ref: ONE!..... TWO!..... THREE!!!!!

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: And your winners are, THE MELON CLUB!

Jr: Come one! This isnt right!

KG: In the eyes of the Melon Gods it is.

King: I'm still waiting to thank Melonia Trumps melons.

(Ikeda and Ryder continue going at it with Riley as the Melon Club stand over Wade celebrating their victory as Shockwave goes off air.)