EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen as we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(We fade into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, the lights turn on after their done. Fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “I dressed up like Dan Godwin at an all HBK party”, “CM Punk and the Rock need to go to anger management”, and “Thank you Nostalgia Critic”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And what a show we have for you tonight headlined at CM Punk, and the Rock teaming up, and hopefully not imploding against the former tag team champions, Kane and the Demon.

Kris Gaffney-The Demon, and Kane have started to make their come back trail since Last Stand, so it’ll be interesting to see if they can continue it.

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he yelling at everyone because their making HBK jokes at him.)

JR-Godwin hasn’t been right for a little bit.

King-When was he ever right?

Kris Gaffney-Probably at the time where he always for no reason rejects a ride to an adviser who he doesn’t listen to.

(“I came to play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Miz last week had a big win, and he is going for the TV title.

King-Well Christian said he did it on purpose.

Kris Gaffney-He would say that…

[Dan Godwin and the Miz throw fists to the face, and Dan Godwin puts the Miz into a side headlock, but the Miz is able to find a way out of the hold fairly fast. He backs up Dan Godwin, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and it seems like Dan Godwin might be going for a shoulder block, but it’s quickly countered with a hip tosses that sends him flying down on the mat, and Dan Godwin gets up fairly quickly. The Miz knocks him down with a running clothesline, Dan Godwin gets up dazed. The Miz thinking he might be able to put away this match quickly hits a kick to the gut that doubles over the X-Factor, the Miz runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and The Miz hits a running knee lift, and tries turn it into a neck breaker. But Dan Godwin is able to push the Miz off, the Miz bounces off, or would if he didn’t grab on to the ropes. He slides out of the ring, and he taunts the crowd. He tuns towards Dan Godwin who hits charging at him, but the MIz is able to see this coming, and he hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over. The Miz grabs what is left if Dan Godwin’s hair, and then leads him over to the corner. He smashes his head on the steel steps, The Miz falls down one knee. The Miz pulls Dan Godwin up to his feet, and he throws him into the ring. The Miz climbs into the ring. He pulls Dan Godwin up to his feet, and he throws him into the corner. The Miz hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin, and Dan Godwin is dazed. The Miz follows it up with a few stomps, which makes him sink in the corner. The MIz puts his boot on the throat of Dan Godwin. The ref counts to 4, and finally the Miz lets go of the hold, and backs out. The Miz picks up Dan Godwin, and he whips him to the other side of the ring. Godwin crashes into the corner, and the Miz charges, and he hits a clothesline in the corner.]

JR-The Miz has not allowed the Empire’s Dan Godwin rest.

King-Maybe Cena needs to send him on another trip down his creepy tunnel at Cena mansions.

[Godwin falls down on the mat, The Miz climbs out of the ropes, and back to the ring. The Miz waits as Dan Godwin is getting up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Miz hooks Dan Godwin for the Skull Crushing Finale, but Dan Godwin struggles, and he looks for a way out of the hold. He counters with a snapmare that sends the Miz flying, and Dan Godwin gets up to his feet. Once he does, Dan Godwin hits an inverted atomic drop. Dan Godwin hits a hard fist that knocks down the Miz. The Miz gets up to his feet, and once he does Dan Godwin hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. The Miz stumbles backwards, and then Dan Godwin tries to whip him to the ropes, and he does so. He bounces off of the ropes, and Dan Godwin goes for the eXecution, but the Miz ducks under. The Miz bounces off of the other side of the ring. Dan Godwin hits a one man flap jack that sends him down on the mat. The Miz gets up stunned, he turns around, and Dan Godwin hits a kick to the gut that doubles over the Miz. Dan Godwin sets him up, and he hits a Russian leg sweep. Dan Godwin seeing that the Miz is near a corner, he goes over to that corner, and he climbs up to the second rope. Dan Godwin measures up, and he leaps off, and he hits a flying elbow drop that connects on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and yells “HA! That wasn’t like Shawn Michaels. But someone yells back “yeah, it was like Ashley Massaro”. To which Dan Godwin looks frustrated. Anyways Dan Godwin gets in the corner, and he calls for the eXecution as he stomps on the mat not unlike anyone we know.]

JR-Dan Godwin really doesn’t like to be compared with a certain wrestler

King-Maybe if he says it, he won’t lose any more hair.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t think it’ll work…

[The Miz gets up to his feet, and once he does. Godwin goes for the eXeuction, but it’s countered by the Miz ducking under Godwin, and Godwin is countered with a back body drop that sends him over the top rope, and crashing down on the mat. The Miz takes a few moments to rest up as Dan Godwin gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, The Miz leaps over the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block over the top rope, but Godwin moves out of the way. The Miz splats on the mat. Dan Godwin waits for the Miz to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Dan Godwin picks up the Miz, but the Miz moves out of the way, and hooks him for the Skull Crushing Finale. But it’s countered with a snapmare. Right into a few mounted fists to the face, and the Miz turns it around, and hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin, the two start brawling, but what they don’t realize that the ref was counting, and he just reached 10. The ref calls for the bell. The two look at the ref as they announce that both competitors were counted out.]

JR-These two got too busy with beating the hell out of each other, they forgot about the match.

King-Well that does happen.

(The Miz and Dan Godwin get in each other’s face, and they yell at each other, the Miz hits a slap to the face. The Miz yells at Dan Godwin, Godwin takes a few moments, and out of no where he hits the eXecution that puts down the Miz.)

**Promo**

(We see a picture of a sun going down across the horizon.)

"With every sunset"

(The next clip shows a sunrise.)

"Comes a new dawn"

**end of promo**

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as the world champion Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week Christian and Kevin Bourne had some issues.

King-It seems like they figured to settle them this week.

Kris Gaffney-You got to wonder how much he’s looking forward to this.

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring waiting for the bell.)

JR-Christian was double carded last week, and it showed.

King-When you got two matches, and can’t get a win out of one of them, you do got problems.

Kris Gaffney-Even though he probably did cause most of them last week.

(“Bad, Bad Man” blasts on the PA system as John Cena walks out to the ring, not looking happy, he goes to commentary.)

JR-Looks like were being joined by John Cena.

King-Bourne has said a lot about him, looks like after what happened with Ricky Ramon, Bourne has finally gotten Cena’s attention.

Kris Gaffney-Christian and Cena are good friends too…this going to effect this match Cena?

John Cena: …..

Kris Gaffney-Are we sure this isn’t the Destroyer?

[Christian and Kevin Bourne pace around the ring, and they lock up. Kevin Bourne hits a knee lift into the gut of Christian. Kevin Bourne twists Christian’s arm into an arm bar, Kevin Bourne hits a few blows on the arm of Christian which puts Christian on his knee. Christian gets up to his feet after a time, and Christian pushes Kevin Bourne to the ropes, he whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he hits Christian with a running shoulder block. Christian gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne mocks him, Christian charges, and Kevin Bourne hits a hip toss that sends Christian down on the mat. Christian gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne kicks Christian in the gut, and he sets him up for a vertical suplex. But it’s countered by Christian who falls behind Kevin Bourne. Bourne stumbles backwards to the ropes, Kevin Bourne charges at Christian. Christian throws Kevin Bourne out of the ring. He falls on the apron on his feet, Christian turns around, Kevin Bourne hits a hang man. Christian stumbles backwards, Kevin Bourne pulls himself up to the apron, and quickly goes to the top rope. He waits as Christian stumbles to where he wants, and Kevin Bourne leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a missile drop kick that sends Christian flying on the mat. He gets up to his feet in the corner. Kevin Bourne closes the gap between them, and then he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Christian. The ref warns him to give him space, Kevin Bourne does what he says as he doesn’t want to get DQed. Once the ref stops bitching, he goes back into the corner, and Kevin Bourne hits a fist to the face, and he whips Christian out of the corner, and follows him into the corner. Christian crashes into the corner. Kevin Bourne hits a clothesline the corner. Kevin Bourne backs out of the corner, Christian stumbles out of the corner. Kevin Bourne picks him up, and he hits a back breaker on Christian. Kevin Bourne notices that he’s in a perfect position to go into the second turnbuckle, so he does so, he measures up on Christian. Kevin Bourne leaps off of the second turnbuckle, and he connects with a second rope leg drop. Kevin Bourne goes into the cover, and the ref counts a 1…………..2…………KICK OUT by Christian. Kevin Bourne looks at the ref, but doesn’t complain, instead he pulls up Christian for his next move. But seemly he let it get to him a little bit too much, because it allowed Christian to recover enough for him to throw his arms off, and hits a eye poke. Kevin Bourne is dazed. Christian runs to the ropes, spring boards off of the second rope, and goes for some sort of move, what we will never know, because Kevin Bourne counters it with a drop kick.]

JR-Kevin Bourne has had quite a match thus far.

King-Think Christian appreciates him calling him Skipper?

Kris Gaffney-Could be worse…he could be Gilligan.

King-Pretty sure no one knows what you’re talking about.

[Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne measures up on Christian, and Kevin Bourne charges, and he goes for the Checkmate, but Christian is able to hold on to the ropes. Kevin Bourne crashes on the mat, and once he gets up to his feet. Christian charges at Kevin Bourne, Kevin Bourne is able to side steps Christian, and throws him into the ropes, Kevin Bourne spins around just to catch as Christian hits the spear on him. Both wrestlers are down on the mat as the ref starts to do the standing ten count 1………..2………….3…………..Kevin Bourne is having issues getting up to his feet, Christian rolls into the corner, and he trys to use the corner to get up to his feet ……4………5………Christian is finally able to get up to his feet. Once he does the count finally breaks. Kevin Bourne is getting up to his feet holding his gut, but he see’s Christian in the corner, and he charges at Christian, Christian is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Kevin Bourne into the corner. Kevin Bourne stumbles around, Christian hits a few fists to the face, Kevin Bourne reels backwards. Kevin Bourne tries to whip him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and then Christian lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends him flying down on the mat. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet near the ropes, and Christian charges at him, and he hits a clothesline over the top rope. He crashes on the mat, and Christian waits for Kevin Bourne to get up to his feet. Once he does, Christian charges to the ropes, and he leaps on the second rope, and he connects with a vertical cross body block. Christian grabs Kevin Bourne, and throws him into the ring. Christian slides into the ring, he starts to clap signaling for the Kill Switch, Christian hooks Kevin Bourne, turns him, and goes for the move. But Kevin Bourne pushes him off. Christian bounces off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under. Christian hits a kick to the gut, and he hits a impaler DDT! Kevin Bourne slides out of the ring.]

JR-This would be a huge upset.

King-Not in Christian’s mind.

Kris Gaffney-Only person upset when Christian loses is…Christian himself.

[Bourne and Cena go face to face, they start talking trash to each other, Christian is in the ring, arguing with the ref. Bourne turns to go into the ring again, but Cena comes from behind, and he throws Bourne in without the ref seeing. Bourne gets up, and looks at Cena, Cena holds his hands up, and laughs leaving ring side. Bourne turns around right into a spear by Christian! Christian goes into the cover by Kevin Bourne, the ref counts the 1…………2………..KICK OUT by Kevin Bourne! Christian gets up to his feet, and he starts to clap like he is trying to get the crowd into it even though few clap with him. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, Christian hooks, turns for the Kill Switch. But Kevin Bourne pushes off, and Christian almost goes into the ref, but the ref dives out of the way. Keeping the ref from being knocked down, but Bourne uses this chance to hit a low blow on Christian. Christian turns around, right into the Checkmate! Kevin Bourne goes into the cover on Christian, the ref counts the 1……….2……….3!]

JR-Kevin Bourne wins this match.

King-Although he used a low blow.

Kris Gaffney-I doubt this is going to change Christian’s mind.

King-..He wasn’t going to anyways, but honest.

(“The Fire Rises” blasts on the PA system as the team of Kane and the Demon walk to the ring.)

JR-These two have gone through a lot, but now it seems like they have found their way.

King-Well this match should tell us more, and see if they have finally been able to get away from the issues that they had with X-Tazte.

Kris Gaffney-They are probably just happy to get past that.

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks out to the ring. “Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as the Rock stares down CM Punk.)

JR-I really wonder if this is going to work.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, but isn’t that the fun of these tag teams?

King-Actually, usually the other team is also as much of a train wreck….these guys were tag team champions recently.

[CM Punk and the Rock are in the ring, and they are talking about who is going first, and finally they get it figured out. CM Punk talks the Rock into going on the apron throwing up his hands, and CM Punk says something to the Rock on the apron, and he turns around right into a fist that knocks down CM Punk by Kane. Kane waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. CM Punk gets whipped to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Kane goes for a big boot, but it’s ducked under by CM Punk who continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, he comes off of the ropes. CM Punk leaps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block, but it’s countered by Kane catching CM Punk. Kane holds him for a moment. This is letting him think about it, and then he hits a rib breaker. CM Punk rolls around in pain, and Kane hits a few stomps on the downed CM Punk. Kane then backs away as CM Punk gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Kane hits a hard right hand that sendsCM Punk flying to the ropes. Kane goes into where CM Punk is, and he pushes down on the back of CM Punk. The ref counts to 4, and Kane backs away so he doesn’t get DQed. Anyways Kane goes over to the Demon since he’s more agile. He tags him in, and the Demon comes into the ring, and he runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air, and he comes down on the back of CM Punk. CM Punk falls down on the mat, and he waits as CM Punk stumbles up to his feet. The Demon picks up CM Punk over his shoulder, and he brings him over into the corner, and he drops him for a snake eyes. The Demon backs up as CM Punk turns himself around, and the Demon hits a hard fist that sends CM Punk flying back into the corner. CM Punk is able to hit a few fists to the face, he’s in the corner. He whips him out of the corner before the ref starts to bitch at him. CM Punk crashes into the corner, and the Demon hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends CM Punk crashing on the mat. The Demon waits as CM Punk gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet the Demon hits a kick to the gut that doubles over CM Punk. CM Punk is put into a power bomb position, and he lifts him up, and he hits a power bomb, but he holds on to him. He brings him up, and he hits a another sit down power bomb into a pin. The ref counts the 1……………2……………the Rock comes into the ring, and he hits a kick into the back of the Demon which breaks up the pin.]

JR-The Rock finally stepped in, and helped his tag team partner.

King-I guess even as much as he doesn’t like CM Punk, there is a limit.

Kris Gaffney-I guess the limit is as far as he can go without losing.

[The Demon gets up to his feet, and he watches as the Rock goes back into his corner, as he does this the Demon gets up to his feet. Once he does he charges at the Rock, and he knocks him off of the apron with a forearm shot to the face that sends the Rock crashing down on the mat. The Demon turns around, and he see’s CM Punk struggling to get up to his feet, and he goes over to where CM Punk is, but out of no where CM Punk hits a kick to the side of the head. This sends the Demon stumbling backwards to the ropes, and CM Punk stays there where he hit the kick trying to rest up. The Demon is able to shake off the effects of the kick to the head, and charges at CM Punk, and he goes for the House of Pain, but it’s ducked under by CM Punk. CM Punk runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a flying forearm that knocks down the Demon. The Demon goes down on the mat, and gets up fairly quickly. CM Punk hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks backwards the Demon. The Demon is reeling on the ropes, and CM Punk tries to whip the Demon to the ropes, but it’s reversed by The Demon. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and he lowers his head for the back body drop. But it’s countered with a swinging neck breaker. CM Punk gets up, and he waits for the Demon to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, CM Punk notices that the Demon in the corner, and he charges at the Demon, and he hits a running high knee. CM Punk goes for the running bulldog, but the Demon pushes off. The Demon is dazed, but he charges at CM Punk. CM Punk counters by lifting him up with the GTS. The Demon slides out of the back, and pushes Punk forward. The Rock tags himself, CM Punk looks at The Rock. The Demon charges at CM Punk not knowing about the tag, and he hits a clubbing blow that sends him out of the ring. The Rock hits a hang man on the Demon. The Rock slides into the ring as the Demon is stumbling around, the Demon throws a wild fist to the face of the Rock. The Rock ducks under, and he hits a few fists to the face, and Demon stumbles backwards, and the Rock tries to whip the Demon to the ropes, but it’s reversed, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes. The Demon goes for a clothesline, but the Rock ducks under. The Rock hits a kick to the gut, and he hits a DDT! The Rock goes into the cover on the Demon, the ref counts the 1……….2………KICK OUT by the Demon as the Rock gets up to his feet thinking of his next move.]

JR-The Rock might be looking to end it here.

King-So far CM Punk and the Rock have been able to keep their hate for each other at bay.

[The Rock gets ready for the Rock Bottom, but all of a sudden CM Punk tags himself into the ring. The Rock turns around, as CM Punk and the Rock argue for a few moments. CM Punk see’s that the Demon is getting up to his feet, and he hits a kick to the side of the head, the Rock turns around to leave the ring. CM Punk is pulling up the Demon, who pushes CM Punk backwards, CM Punk hits into the Rock. The Rock falls into the mat mat, he looks on. The Rock slides into the ring, and he turns around, the Rock says something to CM Punk. CM Punk pushes the Rock backwards after a time, the Rock takes a few moments to register this, The Rock pushes Punk back. Punk goes back with a kick to the head of the Rock, The Rock ducks it, and the Rock hits a fist, Punk hits a fist back, CM Punk and the Rock go back and forth. CM Punk hits a knee lift, and an eye rake. CM Punk lifts up for the GTS, but the Rock slides out of the back, Punk turns around right into the Rock Bottom. The Rock yells a few things down at Punk, The Rock is thinking whether or not he should leave or not gets attacked by Kane. The Rock and Kane spill out on the floor. The two fight up the ramp, The Demon finds himself in the ring with the downed CM Punk. Demon shrugs his shoulders, and he goes into the cover on CM Punk, the ref counts the 1………..2……….3!]

JR-Kane and the Demon win as Punk and the Rock finally implode.

King-Who saw that coming?

(The Demon celebrates his win in the ring as Kane is still brawling with the Rock as Shockwave goes off the air.)