EMF: Shockwave
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, AN ARKIE!!! (crowd cheers **) [AN ARKIE comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Botiatus!!! [Botiatus walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks AN ARKIE's boots and knee pads. Botiatus places AN ARKIE on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Botiatus rakes the face of AN ARKIE in attempt to make a come back. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha ] JR - That's an illegal move! [Botiatus executes the brain buster on AN ARKIE. Botiatus is back on his feet. Botiatus puts the chicken wing on AN ARKIE. Earl Hebner asks AN ARKIE if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... Botiatus breaks the hold. ] JR - The World Wrestling Federation is the number on wrestling program on television. [AN ARKIE gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Botiatus. Botiatus grabs AN ARKIE and applies an arm wrench. AN ARKIE stands up. Botiatus chops AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Botiatus comes over and smashes AN ARKIE's head into it. AN ARKIE suplexes Botiatus. AN ARKIE covers Botiatus hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Botiatus kicks out. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Botiatus takes AN ARKIE down with a knee. Botiatus fist drops AN ARKIE on the mat. Botiatus knees AN ARKIE and rolls back to his feet. AN ARKIE climbs to his feet. Botiatus leg lariats AN ARKIE, sending him to the mat. Botiatus hits AN ARKIE with an elbowdrop. Botiatus is up again. Now AN ARKIE standing. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Botiatus hits AN ARKIE with a headbutt to the mid-section. ] JR - Botiatus executes a headbutt. [Botiatus uses a closed fist on AN ARKIE. Botiatus gives AN ARKIE a reverse neckbreaker. Botiatus climbs to his feet. AN ARKIE gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Botiatus. AN ARKIE climbs to his feet. Botiatus hits AN ARKIE with the belly-to-belly suplex. Botiatus gets back to his feet. Botiatus applies an arm wrench to AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE stands up. Botiatus hits AN ARKIE with the back of his elbow. AN ARKIE gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Botiatus leg drops AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE gets locked in the painful STF. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Botiatus tightens the hold. ... Botiatus tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... AN ARKIE trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... AN ARKIE trys to escape. ... ... AN ARKIE is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) AN ARKIE taps out. JR - The winner of this match, Botiatus!!! (The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (The lights are turned off, and pyrotechnics rain down on the Shockwave set. They crash with every time they hit the stage. The lights turn on as the fireworks end. The camera scans around the crowd showing the crowd yelling, and waving their signs. After a few moments the picture zooms out displaying the location information before continuing with the shots of the crowd.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Hello again, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King tonight it’s all about the tag team division as quite a few teams will battle in the dangerous TLC match to find out who will be the number one contender. LA J-EPIC! King-When did you here? LA J-Whenever I feel like it. King-hhhhmmm…ok… Kris Gaffney- We will have to see who can survive that match to become the number one contender. King-…… JR-Let’s get started with tonight’s show. The lights of the arena shut off. A sound of a bat hitting a ball plays, followed by "Oroborus" by Gojira plays. Keith Slugger comes out with a bat on his shoulder. He looks around to the crowd and then does a practice swing. Walks to the ring. Goes and climbs a turnbuckle. Looks at the crowd and raises the bat. JR-Keith Slugger has been through quite a bit, I’m not sure if he’s ever faced anyone like Wretch. King-Considering his wrestling career just started, I’m going to guess no. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’s not going to be a fan. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere, standing with the EMF championship held proudly in the air. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… Your Reigning, and Defending Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. Grace enters the ring to take the belt from Nobody. JR-Wretched Nobody has tore through the EMF since debuting. King-I think Keith is about to find out why. Kris Gaffney-Again…I doubt he’s going to appreciate the knowledge. [Wretched Nobody stands in the middle of the ring as Keith Slugger paces around the ring. Keith Slugger ducks under a fist by Wretched Nobody. Keith Slugger hits a few fists to the face of Wretched Nobody. Wretched Nobody runs towards Keith who is in the corner. Keith Slugger ducks under an attack by Wretched Nobody. He runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Wretched Nobody catches Keith Slugger, and he throws him into the air, and he comes down hard into the mat. Wretched Nobody picks up Keith Slugger by his hair, and he lifts him up over his head, and he walks around the ring holding him over his head with a military press, and he connects with a military press slam. Keith Slugger is in pain, and The Wretched Nobody drops a elbow on the downed Keith Slugger. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Keith Slugger. The ref counts 1…………………..The Wretched Nobody lifts him up, seemly wanting him to make sure that he feels more pain. The Wretched Nobody pounds him down with a few fists to the face with a few mounted fists. Keith Slugger tries to cover up. The ref argues with Wretch. Finally Wretch stops to avoid to getting DQed. Keith Slugger gets picked up by the Wretched Nobody.] JR-Wretched Nobody was pushing the boundaries of what he can get away with. King-If you know what they are, they should be pushed. Kris Gaffney- You would… King-Always cheat to win. [The Wretched Nobody tries to whip Keith Slugger to the ropes, but it’s reversed by The Keith Slugger. The Wretched Nobody gets hit with the “hit by the Pitch” which stumbles back Wretched Nobody, and he falls out of the ring. He crashes down on the mat around ring side. Keith Slugger takes a few moments to rest up. But he see’s that Wretched Nobody is getting up, he runs to the ropes. He bounces of fof the ropes, and he dives through the ropes. He connects with a suicide dive through the ropes. Both Wretched Nobody, and Keith Slugger are down on the mat. The crowd reacts for that last big move by Keith Slugger.] JR-Keith Slugger has fought his way back into the match. King-You think he’s going to regret that? Kris Gaffney-I guess when your chance comes you got to try, and see what happens. [Keith Slugger pushes Wretched Nobody into the ring. Keith Slugger climbs up to the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. Keith goes for a top rope move, but it’s countered with the Trephination that swats Keith out of the air. Keith is down. Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Keith Slugger. The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!!] JR-Keith Slugger went for a big move, but it didn’t work out. Kris Gaffney-You didn’t work out! Country by upchurch starts playing over the arena. the lights dim and a spotlight shines down on Demun Braddok. He starts his way to the ring looking straight forward. He climbs up onto the ring and enters. He walks to a corner and stands. JR-Demun last week was able to get the victory, can he continue this tend by facing the veteran Mr. Pony? King-Veteran? Kris Gaffney-Not Justin Fisher. King-I have no idea what you are talking about. (“Mr Pony’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Mr. Pony walks out to the ring along with Emmalina Pony. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Things haven’t been smooth sailing for Mr. Pony. King-Emmalina should debut, and change that. Kris Gaffney-She’s right there. King-Shut up Kris, I’m waiting for Emmalina! [Demun Braddock steps inside of the ring. Mr. Pony runs at Demun Braddock, it’s countered with a back elbow that stumbles back Mr. Pony. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but Mr. Pony reverses the whip. He bounces off of the ropes. Mr. Pony lowers his head, but Demun Braddock is able to counter it by grabbing his hair, and he drives him hard into the mat face first. He gets up holding his face, and he gets hit with a hard fist that knocks him backwards into the ropes. Demun Braddock tries to whip him to the ropes. This time it’s successful, and he bounces off of the ropes. Demun Braddock hits a hip toss that sends him flying down on the mat. He hits hard into the mat. Demun Braddock waits for Mr. Pony to get up to his feet. Once he’s up to his feet. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a back breaker on Mr. Pony. He waits for Mr. Pony to make his move, and he goes into the corner. He goes into the corner, and he runs towards the corner, and he hits a running high knee to the face that stuns Mr. Pony, and he brings him out of the corner, and he hooks him, and he drops him with short arm reverse neck breaker putting him down on the mat.] JR-Demun Braddokc might be ready to end this match. King-There is never a bad time for that. Kris Gaffney-Unless you try for it too earlier. King-Yeah…that’s what I meant…meaning if you can do it, get it done. [Demun Braddok goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off of the top rope, but it’s countered with a boot that catches Demun Braddock under the chin. He falls backwards, he hits into the ropes, and as he stumbles forward, Mr. Pony is able to capture Demun into a small package. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Demun Braddock. Both wrestlers are making sure that wasn’t a three count.] JR-Almost three, but not quite. King-Extremely close though. Kris Gaffney-Too close for Demun. [Both wrestlers get up to their feet. Demun is faster to react, he kicks Mr. Pony in the gut, he sets him up, and drops him for the Demun Bomb. Demun has Mr. Pony in a pinning combination. The ref counts 1……………2……….3!!] JR-Demun was a little faster to the punch, and got the win. (“Oney Lorcan’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Oney Lorcan walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Oney has been talked about. King-If he doesn’t forifull every expectation I have of him, then he’s clearly a bust. Kris Gaffney-Bayley is not a fan. On his way to ring, hailing from...wherever, his weight...doesn’t really matter. He is Freshly Squeezed...Orange Cassidy! Cassidy walks up to the ring, lies down on the apron and rolls underneath the bottom rope, his hands in his pockets. Once he reaches the center, he kips up, standing in the center of ring before spitting his gum out and slowly walking to his side. JR-Here comes another new comer to the EMF. King-Seemly he didn’t care all that much….maybe if we had booked him against Bluetista he’d be more into this match. Kris Gaffney-No thanks [Oney Lorcan steps inside of the ring. He goes after Orange Cassidy, he is able to with a drop toe hold that sends him flying down on the mat. He hits his face on the mat. Oney Lorcan is slow to get up to his feet Orange Cassidy hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up into the ropes, he tries to whip him ot the ropes. But it’s reversed by Oney Lorcan, Lorcan comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a running shoulder block that knocks him down on the mat. Orange Cassidy waits for Oney Lorcan to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He picks him up, and he hits a body slam on Oney Lorcan. He jumps in the air, and he connects with a leaping stomp on the face. Oney holds his face in pain. Orange Cassidy picks up Oney Lorcan, and he pushes him into the corner, and he hits a hard knife edge chop to the chest. The crowd reacts to this by yelling, whoooooo!! Orange Cassidy brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Oney Lorcan gets planned into the mat with a spinning spine buster. Oney Lorcan seems down for the count as Orange Cassidy floats into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2…………..KICK OUT by Oney Lorcan. Orange Cassidy doesn’t seem to be pleased.] JR-Orange Cassidy seems to want to end this match. He needs to make sure he does what it’ll take to get that done. King-So…Bluetista vs. Orange…not looking so bad now… Kris Gaffney-Bluetista hates you. [Orange Cassidy picks up Oney Lorcan, he tries to lift him over his shoulder, but it’s countered as Lorcan struggles, and he slides out of the back, and he waits for Orange Cassidy to turn around. Oney Lorcan hits a kick to the gut, and he plants him down with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down as the ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………….3….] JR-Both wrestlers are down. King-One better get up. Kris Gaffney-Cardinals say that if it’s a tie, it’s good as a win! [Both wrestlers get up at about the same time. Orange Cassidy hooks Oney Lorcan into the mouse trap!! He doesn’t seem like he cares if this works or not. The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!! ] JR-With a…very interesting pinning combination Orange Cassidy wins. King-He didn’t even need focused mode…wonder if he ever had children with Brie Mode….All the offspring would be focused drunks! (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web phone taking footage for his web show, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Ryder has one agreement with his opponent, their not very big on the extreme championship. King-Although in different ways, Ryder just really wants it named something else. Kris Gaffney-Lee Foster is a fan…unless he isn’t. The intro for Alien Angel plays as the lights dim, with two spot lights on the stage as Tre Misanthrope is isolated, his back to the audience and his arms outstretched. After the first build-up, the song cuts to the chorus, where he turns around and raises one finger to the sky, staring above him. He makes his way to the ring, stopping halfway down the ramp to extend his arms again and scream, before running to the ring and sliding under the ropes. He stands up again, extending his arms one last time before punching the mat, staring down as if he is praying until the music fades out. JR-Tre’s seems to be more of a pure wrestler. King-Although he sure can adjust. Kris Gaffney-This much is true. [Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd. Tre Misenthrope seemly just wants to get this match started. Zack Ryder agrees, and he throws a fist to the face Tre Misenthrope ducks under, and he hooks him, and he throws him over his head, and he connects with a over head t-bone suplex that sends him flying across the ring, and he hits the mat. He rolls under the ropes, and he falls out of the ring. Tre Misenthrope rolls under the ropes, and he waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Tre Misenthrope picks up Zack Ryder, and he drops him face first into the barricade. Tre Misenthrope goes under the ring, and he pulls out a table, he leans it against the steel steps, and he picks up Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder sensing something is up, he throws his hands off of him, and he throws a few fists to the face. Zack Ryder pushes him backwards to gain separation as he thinks that he might have some chance to really get the match back into his control. He goes towards Tre Misenthrope with some sort of move, what we will never know because he takes him down with a double leg take down. Zack Ryder gets hooked, and Tre Misenthrope hits a catapault that sends Zack Ryder face first into the table, it breaks as Zack Ryder goes face first into the table which breaks it. Zack Ryder isn’t moving. Tre Misenthrope grabs Zack Ryder by the hair out of the wreckage, and he throws him into the ring. Tre Misenthrope follows him in.] JR-Tre might be looking to end this match right here. King-That wouldn’t be elite. Kris Gaffney-No it wouldn’t. [Tre Misenthrope goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1…………..2………..KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Tre Misenthrope doesn’t seem to be pleased, he goes to the outside of the ring, and he grabs a baseball bat. He slides into the ring, and he waits for Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder staggers up to his feet, Tre Misenthrope goes for a baseball bat to the face. Zack Ryder ducks under, and he lifts up Tre Misenthrope, and he drops him with an atomic drop. Tre Misenthrope is in a lot of pain. Zack Ryder hits a drop kick that knocks Tre Misenthrope into the corner. Zack Ryder wanting to make sure that the baseball bat is out of play throws it out of the ring. Zack Ryder runs towards Tre Misenthrope. Tre counters with a back elbow that makes Zack Ryder stumble backwards. Tre Misenthrope runs at Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder counters with a scoop power slam. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Tre Misenthrope, the ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Tre Misenthrope. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest up as he’s gotten beaten down thus far. Both wrestlers fight up to their feet. Tre Misenthrope seems to be the first one to get up to his feet, and does not look pleased. He runs towards Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder counters with a drop toe hold that’s ends Tre Misenthrope falling on the second rope throat first. He gets up in the corner, and he hits a running clothesline in the corner. He stumbles out of the corner, and falls into a seated position.] JR-Zack Ryder seems to be setting up for the Broski boot. King-It seems that way, doesn’t it…. [Zack Ryder motions to the crowd for the Broski boot. WOO! WOO! WOO! Zack Ryder runs, but Tre Misenthrope grabs the bat which was only thrown on the apron, and he holds it up. It goes into Ryder’s mid section. Zack Ryder stumbles backwards. Tre gets up to his feet, he hooks, and he connects with His Eternal Wrath. Ryder seems out of it. Tre goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref counts 1…………..2……….3!!] JR-Ryder seemly didn’t throw the bat away far enough. King-You got to believe that Tre is going to be once again in some race for a championship with the way he’s been winning matches. JR-I’m sure the staff has something in mind. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, and does the “Yes” taunt down to the ring. “If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks out on the stage.) JR-These two have quite the history. King-Not all of it good. Kris Gaffney-Does that make a good team? King-Who knows… (“Fantastic Baby” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley and Wade Wilson walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Logan Riley and Wade Wilson have been able to defend the title like few teams in recent EMF history. King-This has to be a plus, right? Kris Gaffney-Yeah, it is. [Daniel Bryan and Logan Riley start out in the middle of the ring. They lock up. Daniel Bryan hits a knee into the gut, he tries to whip Logan Riley off of the ropes, but it’s reversed by Logan Riley. Logan Riley connects with a one man flap jack that sends Daniel Bryan down on the mat. Logan Riley is slow to get up to his feet stunned, Logan Riley hits a running clothesline that puts down Daniel Bryan. Logan Riley picks up Daniel Bryan by his hair, and he pushes him backwards into the corner. Logan Riley hits a hard chop to the chest. It echo’s through out the arena. Logan Riley brings out Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and he attempts to whip Daniel Bryan to the ropes. Daniel Bryan reverses the whip. Daniel Bryan lowers his head, and Logan Riley kicks Daniel Bryan in the face. Logan Riley hooks Daniel Bryan in a full nelson, he lifts him up, and he connects with a full nelson bomb. Wade Wilson looks for the tag, Logan Riley gives it to him. Wade Wilson comes into the ring, and he waits as Daniel Bryan tries to get up to his feet. Wade Wilson kicks Daniel Bryan in the gut, and he goes for the Dead Pool, Daniel Bryan spins out of it, but Daniel Bryan tries to drives down Wade Wilson with the arm bar to the No Lock. Wade Wilson blocks it, Daniel Bryan attempts to fight for control. Wade Wilson flips Daniel Bryan away with a snapmare. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet only to be met with a super kick to the chin. Daniel Bryan goes down on the mat. Wade Wilson hits a few stomps.] JR-Maybe it was a bit too early to go for the finish there. King-Can’t blame him for trying though. Kris Gaffney-Although I will try if you want me to. [Wade Wilson picks up Daniel Bryan,he tries to lift him up, but Daniel Bryan is able to counter by sliding out of the back. Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and he connects with a running clothesline that puts down Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson gets up to his feet quickly, and he throws a wild fist to the face. Daniel Bryan ducks under, and he connects with a kick to the head. This dazes Wade Wilson. Daniel Bryan jumps, and he makes the tag to the Rock. The Rock comes into the ring. Wade Wilson throws fist to the Rock, the Rock blocks it, and he answers back with a few hard fists to the face, and this makes Wade Wilson back up, and The Rock whips Wade Wilson to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a somoan drop on Wade Wilson. From here he goes into the cover on Wade Wilson, the ref counts 1……………………2..KICK OUT by Wade Wilson. The Rock picks up Wade Wilson, and he hits a few fists to the face that makes Wade Wilson stumble backwards. The Rock attempts to whip Wade Wilson to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Wade Wilson. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that knocks down Wade Wilson. Wade gets up, the Rock kicks Wade in the gut, and he plants him with a DDT. The Rock makes the tag to Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan climbs up to the top rope, jumps off, and he connects with a flying head butt from the top rope. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Wade, the ref counts 1…………..2…Logan Riley breaks up the count before the final three count can be registered.] JR-That can’t please the team of The Rock and Daniel Bryan. King-What does please them? Kris Gaffney-Good question. [The Rock runs into the ring, and he hits a few fists to the face. Logan Riley stumbles backwards. Logan Riley counters with a duck of one of the fists, he pushes him right into Daniel Bryan. The Rock falls out of the ring. Wade kicks Daniel Bryan in the gut, and he plants him down with the Dead Pool. Daniel Bryan seems out of it. Wade goes into the cover on Bryan. The ref counts 1…………2………3!!] JR-A miscommunication caused the tag team of Riley and Wislon to win this match. King-Should have saw that coming. The lights go out a red glow comes over the arena. Babies cry women scream. Twiztid Kill Somebody hits as Big J walks out towards the ring with Lucy as pyro goes off behind him he walks down the ring laughing at the fans scared faces as he enters the ring. The lights shut off with the thud of the main powerbreaker being switched. A silence is carried through the arena. Cochise by Audioslave begins to play as dozens of white robed Faith members begin entering the arena with lit candlesticks in hand. Single filed, one by one they all crawl into the ring and crowd together. Suddenly all the candles are blown out and the lights turn on. Father Atticus and Eris Albrite stands in the center of the ring surrounded by The Faith. He raises both arms above his head slowly and simultaneously the entire faith exits the ring and disperses through the crowd. Only Atticus and Eris remain in the ring. JR-Big J and Atticus Chambers have found some success as a tag team. King-Like X-Pac and Road Dogg, they just are awesome. Kris Gaffney-Never going to let that go.. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder walk out on the stage. Ryder takes footage of himself. They step inside of the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder and Tony have been champions before, they want to do it again. King-Only one team can. Kris Gaffney-I’m pretty sure I know one team most people are on the side of…but clearly not Lexi Bitch.. [“Go To Sleep” by Eminem blasts over the loud speakers. The lights go completely black and then a blue and green spotlight point to the stands where The Aerial Assassin and The Warrior step out into the crowd. They look around smiling, smash forearms and then begin their descend down the steps smacking hands with fans on the way down. They hop the barricade, run and slide into the ring. The Aerial Assassin runs, jumps up putting his foot into the hands of The Warrior and he flings The Aerial Assassin into the air where he does three backflips and does a “superhero” landing, The Warrior stands behind him smiling and holds his own fist in the air. As The Aerial Assassin slowly looks up, the two once again smash forearms and make their way to their corner, lean up against the ropes as they wait for the match to begin. ] JR-Warrior Spirit is looking to get back into the tag team title race. King-Logan Frost would approve. Kris Gaffney-He would… Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring. An erie whistling begins as The Cleaner walks from the back. Slowly walking to the ring with his hands in his pockets about half way down whistling stops and the Theme "Walking Dead" starts up entering the ring John walks to the corner and sits in it (Via Raven). JR-This is the new team of Primetime and John Mosely. LA J-You mean EPIC? King-Is that really the official name? LA J-I said it, right? (“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny OMegrape and Shinsuke Nakamango walk out on the stage, and step inside of the ring.) JR-The Melon Club would also like to get back the tag team championships. King-And they will…if it’s the Melon Gods plans. Kris Gaffney-Always something with the Melon Gods… [Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda, Big J and Atticus Chambers, “Primetime” Bad Boy and John Mosely, and Kenny Omegrape and Shinsuke Nakamango stand in the ring. The bell rings Zack Ryder is able to side step “Primetime” Bad Boy, and he throws him over the top rope. He lands on the apron. Zack Ryder turns around “Primetime” Bad Boy grabs his head, and he connects with a snapmare that stumbles back Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder stumbles backwards. He falls down to one knee. Then he recovers and he see’s that Bad Boy is still on the outside of the ring, and he goes over to where Bad Boy is, but he instead gets blasted with a chair. Zack Ryder goes down on the mat. “Primetime” Bad Boy grabs Zack Ryder, and he tries to attack Zack Ryder. But seeing a chance Jimmy Iolana spins around “Primetime” Bad Boy, and he connects with a super kick that knocks backwards “Primetime” Bad Boy.] JR-“Primetime” momentum was haulted. King-Zack Ryder probably is happy it was. Kris Gaffney-Although maybe he wanted to get throw through a table…you don’t know. [Jimmy Iolana runs at “Primetime”. “Primetime” counters with a back eblow that knocks him backwards. Jimmy Iolana stumbles backwards right into the waiting Kenny Omegrape who hits a kick to the gut, and he grabs a watermelon, and smashes it over the head of Jimmy Iolana. Jimmy stands there for a few moments, and finally goes down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape and SHinsuke Nakamango hit a few stomps on the downed Jimmy Iolana. His tag team partner tries to help out, but they are able to over come him with numbers, he grabs him and he throws him hard into the barricade.] JR-Warrior Spirit didn’t last long. King-Guess a Warrior Spirit is no match for GOD! [Kenny Omegrape grabs the ladder, and sets it up under the brief case. He climbs up to the top of ladder, but Jimmy Iolana and Alemana Anoa’I push it over sending Kenny Omegrape flying, and he crashes into a table. Jimmy gets turned around, and he gets hit with a kick, and gets hit with the Bad Boy Stunner. Alemana tries to attack him, but “Primetime” is able to counter this be ducking under, and he throws him over the top rope. He lands on the apron. “Primetime” runs, and he connects with a running forearm shot ot the face of Alemana sending him flying off of the apron, and he crashes into a table. Attitcus Chambers had sneaked into the ring, he goes ofr a chair shot to the head. John Mosely is able to block it, and he grabs the chair from Atticus Chambers, and he blasts Atticus across the back. Big J tries to attack him, but Big J gets hit with a chair shot which puts down Big J. Big J gets picked up by John and Bad Boy. They hook him, and he connects with a double Stunner!!] King-Ha! Not pointless. JR-STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!! Kris Gaffney-Doesn’t he mean X-Cold? King-Who knows anymore… [“Primetime” see’s Atticus Chambers getting up to his feet, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks him over the top rope. He crashes down on the mat with Primetime. John Mosely sets the ladder, and he climbs up to the top of the ladder, but Zack Ryder jumps through the air, and he connects with the Rough Ryder off of the ladder. He crashes down on the mat. Zack Ryder climbs up the ladder, he is almost there. He unhooks the brief case. The team of the Badd Bros win!!] JR-Zack Ryder wins it for his team. King-This isn’t Badddddddddddd Kris Gaffney-Bros? (Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda celebrate their win on the top of ladders as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, AN ARKIE!!! (crowd cheers **)

[AN ARKIE comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Botiatus!!!

[Botiatus walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks AN ARKIE's boots and knee pads. Botiatus places AN ARKIE on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Botiatus rakes the face of AN ARKIE in attempt to make a come back. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha ]

JR - That's an illegal move!

[Botiatus executes the brain buster on AN ARKIE. Botiatus is back on his feet. Botiatus puts the chicken wing on AN ARKIE. Earl Hebner asks AN ARKIE if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... Botiatus breaks the hold. ]

JR - The World Wrestling Federation is the number on wrestling program on television.

[AN ARKIE gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Botiatus. Botiatus grabs AN ARKIE and applies an arm wrench. AN ARKIE stands up. Botiatus chops AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Botiatus comes over and smashes AN ARKIE's head into it. AN ARKIE suplexes Botiatus. AN ARKIE covers Botiatus hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Botiatus kicks out. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Botiatus takes AN ARKIE down with a knee. Botiatus fist drops AN ARKIE on the mat. Botiatus knees AN ARKIE and rolls back to his feet. AN ARKIE climbs to his feet. Botiatus leg lariats AN ARKIE, sending him to the mat. Botiatus hits AN ARKIE with an elbowdrop. Botiatus is up again. Now AN ARKIE standing. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Botiatus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Botiatus hits AN ARKIE with a headbutt to the mid-section. ]

JR - Botiatus executes a headbutt.

[Botiatus uses a closed fist on AN ARKIE. Botiatus gives AN ARKIE a reverse neckbreaker. Botiatus climbs to his feet. AN ARKIE gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Botiatus. AN ARKIE climbs to his feet. Botiatus hits AN ARKIE with the belly-to-belly suplex. Botiatus gets back to his feet. Botiatus applies an arm wrench to AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE stands up. Botiatus hits AN ARKIE with the back of his elbow. AN ARKIE gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Botiatus leg drops AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE gets locked in the painful STF. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Botiatus tightens the hold. ... Botiatus tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... AN ARKIE trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... AN ARKIE trys to escape. ... ... AN ARKIE is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) AN ARKIE taps out.

JR - The winner of this match, Botiatus!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(The lights are turned off, and pyrotechnics rain down on the Shockwave set. They crash with every time they hit the stage. The lights turn on as the fireworks end. The camera scans around the crowd showing the crowd yelling, and waving their signs. After a few moments the picture zooms out displaying the location information before continuing with the shots of the crowd.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Hello again, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King tonight it’s all about the tag team division as quite a few teams will battle in the dangerous TLC match to find out who will be the number one contender.

LA J-EPIC!

King-When did you here?

LA J-Whenever I feel like it.

King-hhhhmmm…ok…

Kris Gaffney- We will have to see who can survive that match to become the number one contender.

King-……

JR-Let’s get started with tonight’s show.

The lights of the arena shut off. A sound of a bat hitting a ball plays, followed by "Oroborus" by Gojira plays. Keith Slugger comes out with a bat on his shoulder. He looks around to the crowd and then does a practice swing. Walks to the ring. Goes and climbs a turnbuckle. Looks at the crowd and raises the bat.

JR-Keith Slugger has been through quite a bit, I’m not sure if he’s ever faced anyone like Wretch.

King-Considering his wrestling career just started, I’m going to guess no.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’s not going to be a fan.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere, standing with the EMF championship held proudly in the air.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… Your Reigning, and Defending Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. Grace enters the ring to take the belt from Nobody.

JR-Wretched Nobody has tore through the EMF since debuting.

King-I think Keith is about to find out why.

Kris Gaffney-Again…I doubt he’s going to appreciate the knowledge.

[Wretched Nobody stands in the middle of the ring as Keith Slugger paces around the ring. Keith Slugger ducks under a fist by Wretched Nobody. Keith Slugger hits a few fists to the face of Wretched Nobody. Wretched Nobody runs towards Keith who is in the corner. Keith Slugger ducks under an attack by Wretched Nobody. He runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Wretched Nobody catches Keith Slugger, and he throws him into the air, and he comes down hard into the mat. Wretched Nobody picks up Keith Slugger by his hair, and he lifts him up over his head, and he walks around the ring holding him over his head with a military press, and he connects with a military press slam. Keith Slugger is in pain, and The Wretched Nobody drops a elbow on the downed Keith Slugger. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Keith Slugger. The ref counts 1…………………..The Wretched Nobody lifts him up, seemly wanting him to make sure that he feels more pain. The Wretched Nobody pounds him down with a few fists to the face with a few mounted fists. Keith Slugger tries to cover up. The ref argues with Wretch. Finally Wretch stops to avoid to getting DQed. Keith Slugger gets picked up by the Wretched Nobody.]

JR-Wretched Nobody was pushing the boundaries of what he can get away with.

King-If you know what they are, they should be pushed.

Kris Gaffney- You would…

King-Always cheat to win.

[The Wretched Nobody tries to whip Keith Slugger to the ropes, but it’s reversed by The Keith Slugger. The Wretched Nobody gets hit with the “hit by the Pitch” which stumbles back Wretched Nobody, and he falls out of the ring. He crashes down on the mat around ring side. Keith Slugger takes a few moments to rest up. But he see’s that Wretched Nobody is getting up, he runs to the ropes. He bounces of fof the ropes, and he dives through the ropes. He connects with a suicide dive through the ropes. Both Wretched Nobody, and Keith Slugger are down on the mat. The crowd reacts for that last big move by Keith Slugger.]

JR-Keith Slugger has fought his way back into the match.

King-You think he’s going to regret that?

Kris Gaffney-I guess when your chance comes you got to try, and see what happens.

[Keith Slugger pushes Wretched Nobody into the ring. Keith Slugger climbs up to the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. Keith goes for a top rope move, but it’s countered with the Trephination that swats Keith out of the air. Keith is down. Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Keith Slugger. The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!!]

JR-Keith Slugger went for a big move, but it didn’t work out.

Kris Gaffney-You didn’t work out!

Country by upchurch starts playing over the arena. the lights dim and a spotlight shines down on Demun Braddok. He starts his way to the ring looking straight forward. He climbs up onto the ring and enters. He walks to a corner and stands.

JR-Demun last week was able to get the victory, can he continue this tend by facing the veteran Mr. Pony?

King-Veteran?

Kris Gaffney-Not Justin Fisher.

King-I have no idea what you are talking about.

(“Mr Pony’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Mr. Pony walks out to the ring along with Emmalina Pony. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Things haven’t been smooth sailing for Mr. Pony.

King-Emmalina should debut, and change that.

Kris Gaffney-She’s right there.

King-Shut up Kris, I’m waiting for Emmalina!

[Demun Braddock steps inside of the ring. Mr. Pony runs at Demun Braddock, it’s countered with a back elbow that stumbles back Mr. Pony. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but Mr. Pony reverses the whip. He bounces off of the ropes. Mr. Pony lowers his head, but Demun Braddock is able to counter it by grabbing his hair, and he drives him hard into the mat face first. He gets up holding his face, and he gets hit with a hard fist that knocks him backwards into the ropes. Demun Braddock tries to whip him to the ropes. This time it’s successful, and he bounces off of the ropes. Demun Braddock hits a hip toss that sends him flying down on the mat. He hits hard into the mat. Demun Braddock waits for Mr. Pony to get up to his feet. Once he’s up to his feet. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a back breaker on Mr. Pony. He waits for Mr. Pony to make his move, and he goes into the corner. He goes into the corner, and he runs towards the corner, and he hits a running high knee to the face that stuns Mr. Pony, and he brings him out of the corner, and he hooks him, and he drops him with short arm reverse neck breaker putting him down on the mat.]

JR-Demun Braddokc might be ready to end this match.

King-There is never a bad time for that.

Kris Gaffney-Unless you try for it too earlier.

King-Yeah…that’s what I meant…meaning if you can do it, get it done.

[Demun Braddok goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off of the top rope, but it’s countered with a boot that catches Demun Braddock under the chin. He falls backwards, he hits into the ropes, and as he stumbles forward, Mr. Pony is able to capture Demun into a small package. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Demun Braddock. Both wrestlers are making sure that wasn’t a three count.]

JR-Almost three, but not quite.

King-Extremely close though.

Kris Gaffney-Too close for Demun.

[Both wrestlers get up to their feet. Demun is faster to react, he kicks Mr. Pony in the gut, he sets him up, and drops him for the Demun Bomb. Demun has Mr. Pony in a pinning combination. The ref counts 1……………2……….3!!]

JR-Demun was a little faster to the punch, and got the win.

(“Oney Lorcan’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Oney Lorcan walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Oney has been talked about.

King-If he doesn’t forifull every expectation I have of him, then he’s clearly a bust.

Kris Gaffney-Bayley is not a fan.

On his way to ring, hailing from...wherever, his weight...doesn’t really matter. He is Freshly Squeezed...Orange Cassidy!

Cassidy walks up to the ring, lies down on the apron and rolls underneath the bottom rope, his hands in his pockets. Once he reaches the center, he kips up, standing in the center of ring before spitting his gum out and slowly walking to his side.

JR-Here comes another new comer to the EMF.

King-Seemly he didn’t care all that much….maybe if we had booked him against Bluetista he’d be more into this match.

Kris Gaffney-No thanks

[Oney Lorcan steps inside of the ring. He goes after Orange Cassidy, he is able to with a drop toe hold that sends him flying down on the mat. He hits his face on the mat. Oney Lorcan is slow to get up to his feet Orange Cassidy hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up into the ropes, he tries to whip him ot the ropes. But it’s reversed by Oney Lorcan, Lorcan comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a running shoulder block that knocks him down on the mat. Orange Cassidy waits for Oney Lorcan to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He picks him up, and he hits a body slam on Oney Lorcan. He jumps in the air, and he connects with a leaping stomp on the face. Oney holds his face in pain. Orange Cassidy picks up Oney Lorcan, and he pushes him into the corner, and he hits a hard knife edge chop to the chest. The crowd reacts to this by yelling, whoooooo!! Orange Cassidy brings him out of the corner, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Oney Lorcan gets planned into the mat with a spinning spine buster. Oney Lorcan seems down for the count as Orange Cassidy floats into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2…………..KICK OUT by Oney Lorcan. Orange Cassidy doesn’t seem to be pleased.]

JR-Orange Cassidy seems to want to end this match. He needs to make sure he does what it’ll take to get that done.

King-So…Bluetista vs. Orange…not looking so bad now…

Kris Gaffney-Bluetista hates you.

[Orange Cassidy picks up Oney Lorcan, he tries to lift him over his shoulder, but it’s countered as Lorcan struggles, and he slides out of the back, and he waits for Orange Cassidy to turn around. Oney Lorcan hits a kick to the gut, and he plants him down with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down as the ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………….3….]

JR-Both wrestlers are down.

King-One better get up.

Kris Gaffney-Cardinals say that if it’s a tie, it’s good as a win!

[Both wrestlers get up at about the same time. Orange Cassidy hooks Oney Lorcan into the mouse trap!! He doesn’t seem like he cares if this works or not. The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!! ]

JR-With a…very interesting pinning combination Orange Cassidy wins.

King-He didn’t even need focused mode…wonder if he ever had children with Brie Mode….All the offspring would be focused drunks!

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web phone taking footage for his web show, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Ryder has one agreement with his opponent, their not very big on the extreme championship.

King-Although in different ways, Ryder just really wants it named something else.

Kris Gaffney-Lee Foster is a fan…unless he isn’t.

The intro for Alien Angel plays as the lights dim, with two spot lights on the stage as Tre Misanthrope is isolated, his back to the audience and his arms outstretched. After the first build-up, the song cuts to the chorus, where he turns around and raises one finger to the sky, staring above him. He makes his way to the ring, stopping halfway down the ramp to extend his arms again and scream, before running to the ring and sliding under the ropes. He stands up again, extending his arms one last time before punching the mat, staring down as if he is praying until the music fades out.

JR-Tre’s seems to be more of a pure wrestler.

King-Although he sure can adjust.

Kris Gaffney-This much is true.

[Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd. Tre Misenthrope seemly just wants to get this match started. Zack Ryder agrees, and he throws a fist to the face Tre Misenthrope ducks under, and he hooks him, and he throws him over his head, and he connects with a over head t-bone suplex that sends him flying across the ring, and he hits the mat. He rolls under the ropes, and he falls out of the ring. Tre Misenthrope rolls under the ropes, and he waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Tre Misenthrope picks up Zack Ryder, and he drops him face first into the barricade. Tre Misenthrope goes under the ring, and he pulls out a table, he leans it against the steel steps, and he picks up Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder sensing something is up, he throws his hands off of him, and he throws a few fists to the face. Zack Ryder pushes him backwards to gain separation as he thinks that he might have some chance to really get the match back into his control. He goes towards Tre Misenthrope with some sort of move, what we will never know because he takes him down with a double leg take down. Zack Ryder gets hooked, and Tre Misenthrope hits a catapault that sends Zack Ryder face first into the table, it breaks as Zack Ryder goes face first into the table which breaks it. Zack Ryder isn’t moving. Tre Misenthrope grabs Zack Ryder by the hair out of the wreckage, and he throws him into the ring. Tre Misenthrope follows him in.]

JR-Tre might be looking to end this match right here.

King-That wouldn’t be elite.

Kris Gaffney-No it wouldn’t.

[Tre Misenthrope goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1…………..2………..KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Tre Misenthrope doesn’t seem to be pleased, he goes to the outside of the ring, and he grabs a baseball bat. He slides into the ring, and he waits for Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder staggers up to his feet, Tre Misenthrope goes for a baseball bat to the face. Zack Ryder ducks under, and he lifts up Tre Misenthrope, and he drops him with an atomic drop. Tre Misenthrope is in a lot of pain. Zack Ryder hits a drop kick that knocks Tre Misenthrope into the corner. Zack Ryder wanting to make sure that the baseball bat is out of play throws it out of the ring. Zack Ryder runs towards Tre Misenthrope. Tre counters with a back elbow that makes Zack Ryder stumble backwards. Tre Misenthrope runs at Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder counters with a scoop power slam. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Tre Misenthrope, the ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Tre Misenthrope. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest up as he’s gotten beaten down thus far. Both wrestlers fight up to their feet. Tre Misenthrope seems to be the first one to get up to his feet, and does not look pleased. He runs towards Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder counters with a drop toe hold that’s ends Tre Misenthrope falling on the second rope throat first. He gets up in the corner, and he hits a running clothesline in the corner. He stumbles out of the corner, and falls into a seated position.]

JR-Zack Ryder seems to be setting up for the Broski boot.

King-It seems that way, doesn’t it….

[Zack Ryder motions to the crowd for the Broski boot. WOO! WOO! WOO! Zack Ryder runs, but Tre Misenthrope grabs the bat which was only thrown on the apron, and he holds it up. It goes into Ryder’s mid section. Zack Ryder stumbles backwards. Tre gets up to his feet, he hooks, and he connects with His Eternal Wrath. Ryder seems out of it. Tre goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref counts 1…………..2……….3!!]

JR-Ryder seemly didn’t throw the bat away far enough.

King-You got to believe that Tre is going to be once again in some race for a championship with the way he’s been winning matches.

JR-I’m sure the staff has something in mind.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, and does the “Yes” taunt down to the ring. “If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks out on the stage.)

JR-These two have quite the history.

King-Not all of it good.

Kris Gaffney-Does that make a good team?

King-Who knows…

(“Fantastic Baby” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley and Wade Wilson walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Logan Riley and Wade Wilson have been able to defend the title like few teams in recent EMF history.

King-This has to be a plus, right?

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, it is.

[Daniel Bryan and Logan Riley start out in the middle of the ring. They lock up. Daniel Bryan hits a knee into the gut, he tries to whip Logan Riley off of the ropes, but it’s reversed by Logan Riley. Logan Riley connects with a one man flap jack that sends Daniel Bryan down on the mat. Logan Riley is slow to get up to his feet stunned, Logan Riley hits a running clothesline that puts down Daniel Bryan. Logan Riley picks up Daniel Bryan by his hair, and he pushes him backwards into the corner. Logan Riley hits a hard chop to the chest. It echo’s through out the arena. Logan Riley brings out Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and he attempts to whip Daniel Bryan to the ropes. Daniel Bryan reverses the whip. Daniel Bryan lowers his head, and Logan Riley kicks Daniel Bryan in the face. Logan Riley hooks Daniel Bryan in a full nelson, he lifts him up, and he connects with a full nelson bomb. Wade Wilson looks for the tag, Logan Riley gives it to him. Wade Wilson comes into the ring, and he waits as Daniel Bryan tries to get up to his feet. Wade Wilson kicks Daniel Bryan in the gut, and he goes for the Dead Pool, Daniel Bryan spins out of it, but Daniel Bryan tries to drives down Wade Wilson with the arm bar to the No Lock. Wade Wilson blocks it, Daniel Bryan attempts to fight for control. Wade Wilson flips Daniel Bryan away with a snapmare. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet only to be met with a super kick to the chin. Daniel Bryan goes down on the mat. Wade Wilson hits a few stomps.]

JR-Maybe it was a bit too early to go for the finish there.

King-Can’t blame him for trying though.

Kris Gaffney-Although I will try if you want me to.

[Wade Wilson picks up Daniel Bryan,he tries to lift him up, but Daniel Bryan is able to counter by sliding out of the back. Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and he connects with a running clothesline that puts down Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson gets up to his feet quickly, and he throws a wild fist to the face. Daniel Bryan ducks under, and he connects with a kick to the head. This dazes Wade Wilson. Daniel Bryan jumps, and he makes the tag to the Rock. The Rock comes into the ring. Wade Wilson throws fist to the Rock, the Rock blocks it, and he answers back with a few hard fists to the face, and this makes Wade Wilson back up, and The Rock whips Wade Wilson to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a somoan drop on Wade Wilson. From here he goes into the cover on Wade Wilson, the ref counts 1……………………2..KICK OUT by Wade Wilson. The Rock picks up Wade Wilson, and he hits a few fists to the face that makes Wade Wilson stumble backwards. The Rock attempts to whip Wade Wilson to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Wade Wilson. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that knocks down Wade Wilson. Wade gets up, the Rock kicks Wade in the gut, and he plants him with a DDT. The Rock makes the tag to Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan climbs up to the top rope, jumps off, and he connects with a flying head butt from the top rope. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Wade, the ref counts 1…………..2…Logan Riley breaks up the count before the final three count can be registered.]

JR-That can’t please the team of The Rock and Daniel Bryan.

King-What does please them?

Kris Gaffney-Good question.

[The Rock runs into the ring, and he hits a few fists to the face. Logan Riley stumbles backwards. Logan Riley counters with a duck of one of the fists, he pushes him right into Daniel Bryan. The Rock falls out of the ring. Wade kicks Daniel Bryan in the gut, and he plants him down with the Dead Pool. Daniel Bryan seems out of it. Wade goes into the cover on Bryan. The ref counts 1…………2………3!!]

JR-A miscommunication caused the tag team of Riley and Wislon to win this match.

King-Should have saw that coming.

The lights go out a red glow comes over the arena. Babies cry women scream. Twiztid Kill Somebody hits as Big J walks out towards the ring with Lucy as pyro goes off behind him he walks down the ring laughing at the fans scared faces as he enters the ring. The lights shut off with the thud of the main powerbreaker being switched. A silence is carried through the arena. Cochise by Audioslave begins to play as dozens of white robed Faith members begin entering the arena with lit candlesticks in hand. Single filed, one by one they all crawl into the ring and crowd together. Suddenly all the candles are blown out and the lights turn on. Father Atticus and Eris Albrite stands in the center of the ring surrounded by The Faith. He raises both arms above his head slowly and simultaneously the entire faith exits the ring and disperses through the crowd. Only Atticus and Eris remain in the ring.

JR-Big J and Atticus Chambers have found some success as a tag team.

King-Like X-Pac and Road Dogg, they just are awesome.

Kris Gaffney-Never going to let that go..

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder walk out on the stage. Ryder takes footage of himself. They step inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder and Tony have been champions before, they want to do it again.

King-Only one team can.

Kris Gaffney-I’m pretty sure I know one team most people are on the side of…but clearly not Lexi Bitch..

[“Go To Sleep” by Eminem blasts over the loud speakers. The lights go completely black and then a blue and green spotlight point to the stands where The Aerial Assassin and The Warrior step out into the crowd. They look around smiling, smash forearms and then begin their descend down the steps smacking hands with fans on the way down. They hop the barricade, run and slide into the ring. The Aerial Assassin runs, jumps up putting his foot into the hands of The Warrior and he flings The Aerial Assassin into the air where he does three backflips and does a “superhero” landing, The Warrior stands behind him smiling and holds his own fist in the air. As The Aerial Assassin slowly looks up, the two once again smash forearms and make their way to their corner, lean up against the ropes as they wait for the match to begin. ]

JR-Warrior Spirit is looking to get back into the tag team title race.

King-Logan Frost would approve.

Kris Gaffney-He would…

Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring. An erie whistling begins as The Cleaner walks from the back. Slowly walking to the ring with his hands in his pockets about half way down whistling stops and the Theme "Walking Dead" starts up entering the ring John walks to the corner and sits in it (Via Raven).

JR-This is the new team of Primetime and John Mosely.

LA J-You mean EPIC?

King-Is that really the official name?

LA J-I said it, right?

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny OMegrape and Shinsuke Nakamango walk out on the stage, and step inside of the ring.)

JR-The Melon Club would also like to get back the tag team championships.

King-And they will…if it’s the Melon Gods plans.

Kris Gaffney-Always something with the Melon Gods…

[Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda, Big J and Atticus Chambers, “Primetime” Bad Boy and John Mosely, and Kenny Omegrape and Shinsuke Nakamango stand in the ring. The bell rings Zack Ryder is able to side step “Primetime” Bad Boy, and he throws him over the top rope. He lands on the apron. Zack Ryder turns around “Primetime” Bad Boy grabs his head, and he connects with a snapmare that stumbles back Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder stumbles backwards. He falls down to one knee. Then he recovers and he see’s that Bad Boy is still on the outside of the ring, and he goes over to where Bad Boy is, but he instead gets blasted with a chair. Zack Ryder goes down on the mat. “Primetime” Bad Boy grabs Zack Ryder, and he tries to attack Zack Ryder. But seeing a chance Jimmy Iolana spins around “Primetime” Bad Boy, and he connects with a super kick that knocks backwards “Primetime” Bad Boy.]

JR-“Primetime” momentum was haulted.

King-Zack Ryder probably is happy it was.

Kris Gaffney-Although maybe he wanted to get throw through a table…you don’t know.

[Jimmy Iolana runs at “Primetime”. “Primetime” counters with a back eblow that knocks him backwards. Jimmy Iolana stumbles backwards right into the waiting Kenny Omegrape who hits a kick to the gut, and he grabs a watermelon, and smashes it over the head of Jimmy Iolana. Jimmy stands there for a few moments, and finally goes down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape and SHinsuke Nakamango hit a few stomps on the downed Jimmy Iolana. His tag team partner tries to help out, but they are able to over come him with numbers, he grabs him and he throws him hard into the barricade.]

JR-Warrior Spirit didn’t last long.

King-Guess a Warrior Spirit is no match for GOD!

[Kenny Omegrape grabs the ladder, and sets it up under the brief case. He climbs up to the top of ladder, but Jimmy Iolana and Alemana Anoa’I push it over sending Kenny Omegrape flying, and he crashes into a table. Jimmy gets turned around, and he gets hit with a kick, and gets hit with the Bad Boy Stunner. Alemana tries to attack him, but “Primetime” is able to counter this be ducking under, and he throws him over the top rope. He lands on the apron. “Primetime” runs, and he connects with a running forearm shot ot the face of Alemana sending him flying off of the apron, and he crashes into a table. Attitcus Chambers had sneaked into the ring, he goes ofr a chair shot to the head. John Mosely is able to block it, and he grabs the chair from Atticus Chambers, and he blasts Atticus across the back. Big J tries to attack him, but Big J gets hit with a chair shot which puts down Big J. Big J gets picked up by John and Bad Boy. They hook him, and he connects with a double Stunner!!]

King-Ha! Not pointless.

JR-STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!!

Kris Gaffney-Doesn’t he mean X-Cold?

King-Who knows anymore…

[“Primetime” see’s Atticus Chambers getting up to his feet, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks him over the top rope. He crashes down on the mat with Primetime. John Mosely sets the ladder, and he climbs up to the top of the ladder, but Zack Ryder jumps through the air, and he connects with the Rough Ryder off of the ladder. He crashes down on the mat. Zack Ryder climbs up the ladder, he is almost there. He unhooks the brief case. The team of the Badd Bros win!!]

JR-Zack Ryder wins it for his team.

King-This isn’t Badddddddddddd

Kris Gaffney-Bros?

(Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda celebrate their win on the top of ladders as Shockwave goes off the air.)