EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (The arena is darken as pyrotechnics shoot down from the Shockwave set. It hits on the stage, and it crashes with every hit. The lights turn on, and the fans are yelling, and waving their signs. The camera sweeps around the shockwave audience, finally the commentators start talking.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the home of Tony Ikeda, St. Louis, Missouri. Welcome to Satuardy Shockwave. Tonight the EMF has quite the card lined up. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “the King” Lawler” and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King as we mentioned this is the home of Tony Ikeda, while it might be a very interesting home coming. King-If it’s anything like your home comings JR…pretty sure that Tony has a lot to look forward to in match against Walter Melon in an oddly titled match called the smoothie pit of doom match. Kris Gaffney-Cyrus Black is rolling over in his grave because the match has a headline…GOOD! JR-Let’s not forget the main event with Logan Riley, and the Rock in a tables match. King-A feud that has gone on for a month or two, maybe we can finally settle it. Kris Gaffney-I don’t think one match could ever do that, but who knows. JR-Let’s get this night started with the first match of this evening. (“ultimate countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods his head, and he does the “YES” taunt down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan and Tim Findlay have a long standing history. King-Mostly because Daniel Bryan has a long standing history in the EMF. Kris Gaffney-Always funny how that works. (“Tim Findlay’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Tim Findlay walks out on the stage. He stares dwon Daniel Bryan. He walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tim Findlay is looking to get back on track. King-Being away from the ring for a long time, it’s extremely hard to simply be the same person that you once were. Kris Gaffney-That’s a good reason why I stay away from the ring. King-And were extremely happy for it. [Daniel Bryan and Tim Findlay stand in the middle of the ring. They talk trash, Tim Findlay throws a fist to the face of Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is able to duck under, and Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the side of the head. Tim Findlay stumbles backwards, and Daniel Bryan hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards, and he tries to whip Tim Findlay to the ropes, Tim Findlay is able to reverse the whip. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes, Daniel Bryan jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that knocks down Tim Findlay. Daniel Bryan picks up Tim Findlay, and he goes behind Tim Findlay. And he lifts him up, and he drops him for a belly to back suplex that puts him where he wants him to be. Daniel Bryan goes to the outside of the irng. He climbs up to the top rope, he measures up, and he jumps off of the otp rope, and he goes for the swandive head butt off of the top rope. But Tim Findlay moves out of the way at the last second. Daniel Bryan hits the mat face first. Tim Findlay gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes, Daniel Bryan counters with a leg lariat that knocks down Tim Findlay. Tim Findlay goes down on the mat, slowly he gets up to his feet. He stumbles back, and he is in the corner. Daniel Bryan runs to the corner, and he connects with a running drop kick in the corner, he runs back, and he hits another one, and then he repeats the process, and hits another.] JR-Daniel Bryan connects with the three running drop kicks him the corner. King-Findlay needs to stop the momentum. Kris Gaffney-Or he could just keep it going….seeing how momentum is useless in wrestling. [Tim Findlay stumbles out of the corner. Daniel Bryan hooks him for a northern lights suplex. Before he can hit it, Tim Findlay is able to counter it with a few knee lifts into the face. Tim Findlay spins out of it, and he double under hooks Daniel Bryan, he lift shim up, and he connects with a double under hook back breaker on Daniel Bryan. Tim Findlay gets up to his feet, he falls back into the corner, and he takes a few moments to rest up as he waits as Daniel Bryan is getting up to his feet. Once he is up to his feet, he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a bicycle kick to the face that puts down Daniel Bryan.] JR-Tim Findlay connects. King-That was a shameful thing… Kris Gaffney-LOBSTER HEAD! [Tim Findlay picks up Daniel Bryan, and he lifts him up on his shoulder. But Daniel Bryan is able to struggle out of the back. Tim Findlay turns around, Daniel Bryan hits a running knee on Tim Findlay. Findlay goes down on the mat. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Tim Findlay. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!] JR-Tim Findlay got caught with the running knee giving Daniel Bryan the win. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-This match is about a long standing feud…about fruit. King-When isn’t it? Kris Gaffney-Guess if you want to fight about something, at least make it something worth while, like fruit. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage along with Jack Heyman. Walter Melon yells great fruit advice to the crowd. He walks to the ring, and he waits for the bell.) JR-As I was saying, Walter Melon believes that Tony’s fruit smoothie place should buy fruit from the Melon Club’s fruit farm. King-I trust Walter, don’t you? Kris Gaffney-I would answer, but I think they would make me sleep with the fishes. [Tony Ikeda and Walter Melon stand in the ring, and they look at the smoothie pit of DOOM. The bell rings Walter Melon reaches off screen, and smashes Tony Ikeda with a watermelon. The watermelon smashes over Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls down as the watermelon explodes on his face. Walter Melon gets another one ready, and he is ready to peg Tony. But Ashley Irvine jumps off screen yelling “WATERMELLLLON”, she grabs the watermelon, and she starts to eating it as she giggles as she rolls out of the ring. Walter looks confused. Tony Ikeda tried to go for a full nelson, but it’s countered with a hip toss that sends him flying across the ring, and he gets up to his feet by the ropes. Walter Melon runs at Tony Ikeda, and he knocks him over the top rope with a running clothesline. Tony Ikeda falls over the top rope, and falls into the ramp way. Walter Melon follows him outside of the ring, and then he grabs him by the hair, and he throws him hard into the guard rail. He bounces off of the guard rail. He stumbles Walter Melon lowers his head, and is able to hit a back body drop that sends Tony Ikeda crashing down back first into the guard rail with a loud metal sound. Tony Ikeda slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up. Walter Melon grabs him by the hair, and he tries to throw him off of the ramp into the smoothie pit of DOOM. But Tony Ikeda is able to block it, Walter Melon tries to throw him off of the ramp, but Tony Ikeda answers back with a elbow to the face that makes Walter Melon stumble backwards.] JR-Tony Ikeda avoided being thrown into the pit. King-Is it really a bad thing if they get thrown into the pit? Other than the loss of course. Kris Gaffney-It could be if it’s Tony’s inferior fruit. King-THE BASTARD…you’re right…that really is a fate worst than death…except for Tony Ikeda. Kris Gaffney-Unless we find out he’s like Krusty the Clown, and Krusty Burger. [Tony Ikeda see’s that Walter Melon is turned around, and he runs towards Walter Melon, and he hits a one handed face crusher into the steps. He bounces off of the stage. Tony Ikeda grabs Walter Melon, he pulls him up, and he throws him hard into the stage face first. He bounces backwards. Tony Ikeda hooks on a full nelson, he lifts up Walter Melon, and he drops him with a full nelson slam!! Tony Ikeda falls down to his knee’s as he looks towards the pit.] JR-Tony is looking to end this match. King-Walter won’t stand for this if it’s from Tony’s inferior fruit place Kris Gaffney-But then again…do you really want to deal with the fruit mafia? I sure don’t… [Walter Melon gets picked up by Tony Ikeda, and he puts him into a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda backs to the edge of the stage near the smoothie pit of doom!!Walter Melon hits a few forearm shots to the side of the face. Tony lets go, Walter Melon hits a running big boot that sends Tony Ikeda flying off of the stage, and into the smoothie pit of DOOM!! Walter wins this match!!] JR-That was…..quite the match. King-Again, I’m not sure who really is the winner… Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’ll go have a fruit smoothie with his superior fruit. (“High Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega appears on the stage. He makes a gun pose, and continues down to the ring. He enters the ring.) JR-Kenny Omega has had varying results since coming to the EMF. King-This match is going to mean a lot to Kenny. Kris Gaffney-This is like X-Cold…taking on X-Frio. King-Whatever happened to that guy? Kris Gaffney-Probably taking on Jaun Cena somewhere. (“the duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He holds out his arms, and he gets pletted by grapes from the backstage area. He walks to the ring.) JR-Where are the grapes coming from? King-Why are you questioning a good thing JR? Kris Gaffney-Guess he likes logic…he sure made the wrong career choice. King-That’s for sure. [Kenny Omegrape and Kenny Omega start out in the middle of the ring. They pace around claiming that both are poor rip off’s of each other. Kenny Omegrape throws a grape to the audience, Kenny Omega hits a clubbing blow to the back of the neck. He tries to whip Kenny Omegrape to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. He bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he kicks his face as was attempting to go for a back body drop. Kenny Omegrape hooks Kenny Omega, and drops him face first into the mat with an inverted Russian leg sweep that puts him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape pushes Kenny Omega on to his back, he hooks the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2..KICK OUT by Kenny Omega. Kenny Omegrape gets up, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Kenny Omega. The ref makes him back off as he wants him to get some room. This allows Kenny Omega to roll away under the ropes, and on to the apron. Kenny Omegrape is able to get away from the ropes, and he goes over to the ropes. He pulls him up by the hair, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and drops him for a vertical suplex back into the ring. Kenny Omegrape poses to the crowd, after he’s done playing ot the crowd. He walks to the legs of Kenny Omega, and he hits a few elbows into the leg of Kenny Omega.] JR-Kenny Omegrape is working on the legs of Kenny Omega. King-He’s looking to prove that’s better than Kenny Omega. Kris Gaffney-Does that mean he’s the original? King-Um…I still doubt it. [He gets up to his feet, and then once he does, he sets up Kenny Omega, and he goes for a figure four. But ti’s countered by Kenny Omega who pushes him off, and he goes forward, and he hits his shoulder on the ring post. Kenny omegrape falls out of the corner. He gets up to his feet. Kenny Omega runs, jumps, and Kenny Omega connects with a splash in the corner. Kenny Omega climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He waits for Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, and he hooks him, and drops him for a tornado DDT that plants Kenny Omegrape into the mat] JR-Kenny Omega has fought into this match. King-This is like the Undertaker vs. the Undertaker. Kris Gaffney-I would disagree…but then I remember that match…maybe that’s a fair comparison. [Kenny Omega waits for Kenny Omegrape, he hooks him for the One Winged Angel. Kenny Omegrape counters with a hurricanarana that sends him flying into the top rope head first, he stumbles backwards. Kenny Omegrape hooks him, and drops Kenny Omega for his finisher. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Kenny Omega. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!] JR-Kenny Omegrape was able to counter, and gain the victory in this match. King-He killed Kenny…you bastard! (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. He runs back and forth on the stage hyping up the fans, points to the ring and begins heading down the ramp slapping hands with fans reaching out to him. In the ring Ryder paces back and forth smirking.) Announcer: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 224 lbs standing 6'2", The Long Island Iced-Z, ZACK RYDER! Jr: Zack Ryder with another tough loss at the payperview against Logan Riley. He's looking to get back on track here against a very tough opponent. KG: You mean Logy-bear? King: Do you think Zack Ryder beats Off Constantly tonight? ('X Gonna Give It To Ya'- DMX blasts over the loud speakers. Out from the back comes Paige and following is Wade Wilson. He plays to the fans on the stage on both sides getting them screaming louder and louder. Paige smiling and clapping in the center, Wade comes back slaps her ass and kisses her cheek. They both skip down the ramp slapping hands with the fans, TV title around his waist.) Announcer: Now making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 standing 6'2" being accompanied to the ring by Paige, he is the Merc With A Mouth and the Extreme Measures Television Champion, WADE WILSON! Jr: Wade Wilson getting away from the Melon Club this week to take on Zack Ryder. This should be a great match. King: That's Paige!! KG: Jr. Dont you dare bad mouth the Melon Gods! DING! DING! DING! (The match begins. Ryder and Wade meet in the middle and bump fists. They step back and begin to circle one another. Ryder lunges in first attempting a lariat that's ducked by Wade and then Zack is met with a pele kick which staggers him back towards the ropes. Wade back to his feet, grabs Ryder and tosses him into the opposite ropes. On the return Wade attempts a dropkick but Ryder dodges it and before Wade is able to get back to his feet Ryder soccer kicks Wade right in the side of the ribs which causes him to roll over. Ryder bounces off the ropes behind himself, on the return he leaps up and drops both knees down on Wade's belly. Ryder back to his feet, grabs Wade by the head and brings him to his feet. Ryder hooks Wade's head and drops back with a DDT, turns around and hooks the back of Wade's head and drives his other fist right into Wade's fist once and then comes down with an elbow which opens Wade up just below the eye. Wade is able to use his foot to hook Ryders leg, Wade lifts up and rolls back which causes Ryder to flip off of him. Both men scramble to their feet, Ryder with a hard right that Wade ducks and runs towards the ropes, when Ryder turns Wade leaps up putting both feet atop the top ropes and connects with a springboard moonsault. Wade grabs Ryders arm, swings around and locks on a deep armbar. As Wade pulls, Ryder let's out a yell in pain and then he is able to roll, turn and grab ahold of Wade. Wade still has ahold of Ryders arm, Ryder grabs ahold of Wade, lifts him up and slams him to the mat with a modified powerbomb. Ryder then runs onto the ropes, on the return Ryder leaps up and hits Wade with a leg drop. Ryder hooks Wades leg.) Ref- ONE!... (KICKOUT!) Jr.- What a back and forth match we have going on here. King- Wait there is a match? I was busy watching Paige... KG- Wade likes Ryders teeth, but he hasn't stopped hitting them. (Ryder back to his feet, he lifts Wade up. Ryder hooks Wade's head and drops back connecting with a hard DDT. Ryder stands, jumps in the air and drops an elbow to the chest of Wade. Ryder back to his feet, grabs Wade by the head and lifts him up. Ryder grabs Wade by the arm and whips him into the corner. Ryder sprints at Wade and connects with a hard lariat that causes Wade's feet to come off the ground and fall on his butt, back against the turnbuckle. Zack runs to the opposite post, bounces off of it, sprints at Wade and connects with two knees to the face. Ryder drags Wade out a little, climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off attempting an elbow drop, but Wade rolls out of the way and Ryder crashes elbow first into the mat. Both men now down. Catching their breath, both men slow to their feet. Wade grabs the head of Ryder and throws a right that connects, Ryder goes back but then tries to answer with a right himself, Wade ducks down and lifts Ryder up over his shoulders. Wade walks toward the turnbuckle and completes a rolling firemans carry slam, Wade continues to roll and back to his feet, leaps up onto the turnbuckle and attempts a moonsault onto Ryder, but Ryder is able to put up his knees and Wade crashes down onto them and rolls over grabbing at his stomach. Both men climb slowly to there feet, Wade still holding his stomach. Wade runs at Zack, Ryder ducks down puts both hands on the hips of Wade and uses Wade's momentum to lift him up into the air causing Wade to come crashing down face first into the top ring post and then to the mat grabbing at his fsce. Ryder back to his feet. Walks over and stomps on the gut of Wade, he picks Wade up to his feet and pushes him into the corner. Ryder then drives his shoulder into Wade's gut, Ryder then picks Wade up and sits him on top of the turnbuckle. Ryder climbs to the top as well and drops two hard punches to the face of Wade. He lifts him up so both men are standing on top, hooks his head and Ryder falls back lifting Wade straight up and down to the mat with a hard top rope suplex. Ryder rolls on top of Wade and the ref counts.) Ref- ONE!..... TWO!. (KICKOUT!) Jr- Ryder looks to be taking control, but it will take more than that to take out Wade. KG- That's how the Melon Gods want it. King- Only good thing Wade ever did was destroy Spartan and date Paige, what does she see in that guy? (Ryder back to his feet. He lifts up Wade, grabs his arm and tosses him into the ropes and on the return Ryder ducks low and Wade flips over his back and continues on to bounce off the next ropes, on the return Wade ducks a lariat by Ryder and continues to the ropes, he jumps up onto the ropes and bounces off slinging him in the air with a backflip and landing his body right onto Ryder. Wade back up stands beside Ryder, turns and connects with a standing moonsault and stays on top for the cover.) Ref- ONE!..... TWO! (KICK OUT!) Jr- What an offensive display by Wade Wilson. KG- The Melon Gods taught him that. King- I love watching Paige get excited, GO WADE! (Wade back to his feet, he grabs Ryders arm and attempts to whip Ryder into the corner, but Ryder reverses and whips Wade into the corner. Ryder backs up to the opposite corner and then charges Wade, right as he is about to connect, Wade ducks, hooks Ryder up over his head and Ryder comes crashing down outside of the ring. Wade catches his breath and on the outside Ryder climbs to his feet very slowly. Wade watches, once Ryder is up he staggers aside and back a little. Wade sprints to the opposite ropes, as he does this Ryder on the outside backs way up, Wade bounces off and continues towards Ryder on the outside, Ryder starts to also run towards the ring from the outside. Wade leaps up jumping clean over the top rope as he corkscrews in the air and at the same time Ryder leaps as high as he can with perfect timing connecting with a ROUGH RYDER! both men crash hard to the ground and seemingly Wade out cold.) Crowd- HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Jr- BAH GAWD! DID YOU SEE THAT? KG- No Jr, we are only commentating on a match we aren't watching... King- Oh no, Paige is upset.. Should I go help her? Ref- ONE...... TWO..... (Ryder reaches up and begins pulling himself to his feet using the ring apron.) Ref- THEE..... FOUR..... FIVE (Ryder up, stumbles forward to grab Wade and lifts him. Once Ryder begins walking Wade towards the ring the lights in the arena go out. Nothing can be seen for a minute or two. Once the lights come back on both Zach Ryder and Wade Wilson are knocked unconscious on the outside of the ring with what looks to be fruit smoothies all over them. The ref has no choice but to continue his count.) Ref- SIX..... SEVEN..... EIGHT..... NINE..... TEN! DING! DING! DING! Jr- What the hell? We were watching an incredible match and then this happened! KG- I guess that's what happens when you disrespect the Melon Gods. King- Suddenly I'm very thirsty... Announcer- This contest has been called to a stop do to neither competitor able to get back inside of the ring after the ten count. (Paige runs over to Wade and medics run out as Shockwave cuts to commercial) (Shockwave comes back from commercial“If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks out on the stage. He holds up the IC championship slowly before continuing down to the ring, and entering the ring.) JR-The Rock is the new IC champion, but for the past few weeks he has seemed to be bothered by a comment by Logan Riley. King-This feud needs Scott Steiner. Kris Gaffney-…. King-What….tell me you weren’t thinking that watching them promo… (“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage with the world championship. He likewise holds up the World Championship before entering the ring.) JR-This should be a very interesting match. King-These two aren’t the best of friends, that’s for sure. Kris Gaffney-That’s an understatement. [The Rock and Logan Riley stand in the middle of the ring. They talk trash, Logan Riley throws a fist to the face, and Logan Riley goes down on the mat, but he gets up fairly quickly, and then Logan Riley gets up, he gets hit with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. He falls against the ropes, The Rock whips him off of the ropes, or he would if Logan Riley doesn’t reverse the whip. He bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley hits a back elbow that puts the Rock down on the mat. The Rock tries to get up to his feet, Logan Riley quickly hits a standing drop kick that knocks him out of the ring, and on to the floor to the outside of the ring. Logan Riley follows him to the outside of the ring. Logan Riley picks up the Rock. He hits a knee lift, and then another one, he brings him over to the table, he picks him up. He drops him face first into the announcers table. The Rock stumbles a few steps, and Logan Riley kicks the Rock in the gut that doubles him over, he lifts up the Rock, and drops him for a double under hook power bomb on to the mat around ring side. He splats on the mat. Logan Riley looks around for something else to continue his attack. He is able to grab a cord from one of the television camera’s. He wraps it around the Rock’s neck, and starts to choke him with it. The ref is yelling at Logan Riley. But obviously since this is a hardcore match, he can’t really stop him. Finally Logan Riley stops, and he looks around ring side as he decides to get the first table involved into this match.] JR-Logan Riley looking to end this match. King-Putting someone through a table is sometimes harder than it seems. Kris Gaffney-If you don’t wear down your opponent, it does take some portion of luck at times. [Logan Riley sets the table against the ring posts, and he backs up. He runs towards The Rock, he jumps in the air, he goes for a splash, but the Rock moves out of the way, and Logan goes through the table. However, neither the Rock put him through the table, and it was a defensive move, so it doesn’t end the match.The Rock has to recover. Logan Riley soon pulls himself out of the wreckage, he stumbles towards the Rock, the Rock lifts him up, and he plants him down with a samoan drop. The Rock takes a few moments to rest up, and he grabs Logan Riley, and he throws him into the ring. The Rock slides into the ring. He pushes him into the corner, and he hits a few punches to the face, and he stops, spits on his fist, and he hits one more fist to the face. The Rock backs out of the corner, and he kicks him in the gut. He plants him down with DDT. The Rock gets up to his feet, and he starts to stalk Logan Riley for the Rock Bottom. Logan Riley is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he turns around. The Rock hooks Logan Riley for the Rock Bottom. Logan Riley is able ot hit a elbow to the side of the head, and then another one. Logan Riley is able to get free as the Rock stumbles into the corner, and Logan Riley runs at the Rock. The Rock throws Logan Riley face first into the corner, he bounces off of the top turnbuckle. He stumbles out of the corner, and he drops him with a spine buster. The Rock goes to the head of Logan Riley. He pulls off his elbow pad, and throws it to the crowd. He motions for the People’s Elbow. He runs to the ropes. He bounces off, and jumps over Logan Riley. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, and he lands with the People’s Elbow!! From there, the Rock slides to the outside of the ring.] JR-In most matches, the people’s elbow could have ended it. King-This isn’t just any match JR, you got to put your opponent through a table. Kris Gaffney-The Rock is aware. [The Rock has a table in the ring, and he sets it up, he turns around, and he wiats for Logan Riley to get up to his feet. The Rock hooks Logan Riley, suddenly Nice Guy Buddy Friends music starts to play. He is walking down to the ring in a hurry. The Rock throws down Logan Riley to make sure that Buddy Friend doesn’t get involve. Buddy Friend stops, but as the Rock’s back is turned Logan Riley hits a running forearm to the back of the head of the Rock. The Rock falls off of the apron, and goes through a table! Logan Riley wins!!] JR-It looked like the Rock was on his way to a victory, but then Buddy Friend made his appearance. King-Funny…how something we said earlier actually fit into this match. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…I know…I hate when that happens. (Logan Riley falls down on his knee’s as he holds the world championship as his music plays. Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(The arena is darken as pyrotechnics shoot down from the Shockwave set. It hits on the stage, and it crashes with every hit. The lights turn on, and the fans are yelling, and waving their signs. The camera sweeps around the shockwave audience, finally the commentators start talking.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the home of Tony Ikeda, St. Louis, Missouri. Welcome to Satuardy Shockwave. Tonight the EMF has quite the card lined up. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, along side Jerry “the King” Lawler” and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King as we mentioned this is the home of Tony Ikeda, while it might be a very interesting home coming.

King-If it’s anything like your home comings JR…pretty sure that Tony has a lot to look forward to in match against Walter Melon in an oddly titled match called the smoothie pit of doom match.

Kris Gaffney-Cyrus Black is rolling over in his grave because the match has a headline…GOOD!

JR-Let’s not forget the main event with Logan Riley, and the Rock in a tables match.

King-A feud that has gone on for a month or two, maybe we can finally settle it.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think one match could ever do that, but who knows.

JR-Let’s get this night started with the first match of this evening.

(“ultimate countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods his head, and he does the “YES” taunt down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan and Tim Findlay have a long standing history.

King-Mostly because Daniel Bryan has a long standing history in the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-Always funny how that works.

(“Tim Findlay’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Tim Findlay walks out on the stage. He stares dwon Daniel Bryan. He walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tim Findlay is looking to get back on track.

King-Being away from the ring for a long time, it’s extremely hard to simply be the same person that you once were.

Kris Gaffney-That’s a good reason why I stay away from the ring.

King-And were extremely happy for it.

[Daniel Bryan and Tim Findlay stand in the middle of the ring. They talk trash, Tim Findlay throws a fist to the face of Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is able to duck under, and Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the side of the head. Tim Findlay stumbles backwards, and Daniel Bryan hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards, and he tries to whip Tim Findlay to the ropes, Tim Findlay is able to reverse the whip. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes, Daniel Bryan jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that knocks down Tim Findlay. Daniel Bryan picks up Tim Findlay, and he goes behind Tim Findlay. And he lifts him up, and he drops him for a belly to back suplex that puts him where he wants him to be. Daniel Bryan goes to the outside of the irng. He climbs up to the top rope, he measures up, and he jumps off of the otp rope, and he goes for the swandive head butt off of the top rope. But Tim Findlay moves out of the way at the last second. Daniel Bryan hits the mat face first. Tim Findlay gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes, Daniel Bryan counters with a leg lariat that knocks down Tim Findlay. Tim Findlay goes down on the mat, slowly he gets up to his feet. He stumbles back, and he is in the corner. Daniel Bryan runs to the corner, and he connects with a running drop kick in the corner, he runs back, and he hits another one, and then he repeats the process, and hits another.]

JR-Daniel Bryan connects with the three running drop kicks him the corner.

King-Findlay needs to stop the momentum.

Kris Gaffney-Or he could just keep it going….seeing how momentum is useless in wrestling.

[Tim Findlay stumbles out of the corner. Daniel Bryan hooks him for a northern lights suplex. Before he can hit it, Tim Findlay is able to counter it with a few knee lifts into the face. Tim Findlay spins out of it, and he double under hooks Daniel Bryan, he lift shim up, and he connects with a double under hook back breaker on Daniel Bryan. Tim Findlay gets up to his feet, he falls back into the corner, and he takes a few moments to rest up as he waits as Daniel Bryan is getting up to his feet. Once he is up to his feet, he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a bicycle kick to the face that puts down Daniel Bryan.]

JR-Tim Findlay connects.

King-That was a shameful thing…

Kris Gaffney-LOBSTER HEAD!

[Tim Findlay picks up Daniel Bryan, and he lifts him up on his shoulder. But Daniel Bryan is able to struggle out of the back. Tim Findlay turns around, Daniel Bryan hits a running knee on Tim Findlay. Findlay goes down on the mat. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Tim Findlay. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Tim Findlay got caught with the running knee giving Daniel Bryan the win.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This match is about a long standing feud…about fruit.

King-When isn’t it?

Kris Gaffney-Guess if you want to fight about something, at least make it something worth while, like fruit.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage along with Jack Heyman. Walter Melon yells great fruit advice to the crowd. He walks to the ring, and he waits for the bell.)

JR-As I was saying, Walter Melon believes that Tony’s fruit smoothie place should buy fruit from the Melon Club’s fruit farm.

King-I trust Walter, don’t you?

Kris Gaffney-I would answer, but I think they would make me sleep with the fishes.

[Tony Ikeda and Walter Melon stand in the ring, and they look at the smoothie pit of DOOM. The bell rings Walter Melon reaches off screen, and smashes Tony Ikeda with a watermelon. The watermelon smashes over Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls down as the watermelon explodes on his face. Walter Melon gets another one ready, and he is ready to peg Tony. But Ashley Irvine jumps off screen yelling “WATERMELLLLON”, she grabs the watermelon, and she starts to eating it as she giggles as she rolls out of the ring. Walter looks confused. Tony Ikeda tried to go for a full nelson, but it’s countered with a hip toss that sends him flying across the ring, and he gets up to his feet by the ropes. Walter Melon runs at Tony Ikeda, and he knocks him over the top rope with a running clothesline. Tony Ikeda falls over the top rope, and falls into the ramp way. Walter Melon follows him outside of the ring, and then he grabs him by the hair, and he throws him hard into the guard rail. He bounces off of the guard rail. He stumbles Walter Melon lowers his head, and is able to hit a back body drop that sends Tony Ikeda crashing down back first into the guard rail with a loud metal sound. Tony Ikeda slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up. Walter Melon grabs him by the hair, and he tries to throw him off of the ramp into the smoothie pit of DOOM. But Tony Ikeda is able to block it, Walter Melon tries to throw him off of the ramp, but Tony Ikeda answers back with a elbow to the face that makes Walter Melon stumble backwards.]

JR-Tony Ikeda avoided being thrown into the pit.

King-Is it really a bad thing if they get thrown into the pit? Other than the loss of course.

Kris Gaffney-It could be if it’s Tony’s inferior fruit.

King-THE BASTARD…you’re right…that really is a fate worst than death…except for Tony Ikeda.

Kris Gaffney-Unless we find out he’s like Krusty the Clown, and Krusty Burger.

[Tony Ikeda see’s that Walter Melon is turned around, and he runs towards Walter Melon, and he hits a one handed face crusher into the steps. He bounces off of the stage. Tony Ikeda grabs Walter Melon, he pulls him up, and he throws him hard into the stage face first. He bounces backwards. Tony Ikeda hooks on a full nelson, he lifts up Walter Melon, and he drops him with a full nelson slam!! Tony Ikeda falls down to his knee’s as he looks towards the pit.]

JR-Tony is looking to end this match.

King-Walter won’t stand for this if it’s from Tony’s inferior fruit place

Kris Gaffney-But then again…do you really want to deal with the fruit mafia? I sure don’t…

[Walter Melon gets picked up by Tony Ikeda, and he puts him into a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda backs to the edge of the stage near the smoothie pit of doom!!Walter Melon hits a few forearm shots to the side of the face. Tony lets go, Walter Melon hits a running big boot that sends Tony Ikeda flying off of the stage, and into the smoothie pit of DOOM!! Walter wins this match!!]

JR-That was…..quite the match.

King-Again, I’m not sure who really is the winner…

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he’ll go have a fruit smoothie with his superior fruit.

(“High Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega appears on the stage. He makes a gun pose, and continues down to the ring. He enters the ring.)

JR-Kenny Omega has had varying results since coming to the EMF.

King-This match is going to mean a lot to Kenny.

Kris Gaffney-This is like X-Cold…taking on X-Frio.

King-Whatever happened to that guy?

Kris Gaffney-Probably taking on Jaun Cena somewhere.

(“the duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He holds out his arms, and he gets pletted by grapes from the backstage area. He walks to the ring.)

JR-Where are the grapes coming from?

King-Why are you questioning a good thing JR?

Kris Gaffney-Guess he likes logic…he sure made the wrong career choice.

King-That’s for sure.

[Kenny Omegrape and Kenny Omega start out in the middle of the ring. They pace around claiming that both are poor rip off’s of each other. Kenny Omegrape throws a grape to the audience, Kenny Omega hits a clubbing blow to the back of the neck. He tries to whip Kenny Omegrape to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. He bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he kicks his face as was attempting to go for a back body drop. Kenny Omegrape hooks Kenny Omega, and drops him face first into the mat with an inverted Russian leg sweep that puts him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape pushes Kenny Omega on to his back, he hooks the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2..KICK OUT by Kenny Omega. Kenny Omegrape gets up, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Kenny Omega. The ref makes him back off as he wants him to get some room. This allows Kenny Omega to roll away under the ropes, and on to the apron. Kenny Omegrape is able to get away from the ropes, and he goes over to the ropes. He pulls him up by the hair, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and drops him for a vertical suplex back into the ring. Kenny Omegrape poses to the crowd, after he’s done playing ot the crowd. He walks to the legs of Kenny Omega, and he hits a few elbows into the leg of Kenny Omega.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape is working on the legs of Kenny Omega.

King-He’s looking to prove that’s better than Kenny Omega.

Kris Gaffney-Does that mean he’s the original?

King-Um…I still doubt it.

[He gets up to his feet, and then once he does, he sets up Kenny Omega, and he goes for a figure four. But ti’s countered by Kenny Omega who pushes him off, and he goes forward, and he hits his shoulder on the ring post. Kenny omegrape falls out of the corner. He gets up to his feet. Kenny Omega runs, jumps, and Kenny Omega connects with a splash in the corner. Kenny Omega climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He waits for Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, and he hooks him, and drops him for a tornado DDT that plants Kenny Omegrape into the mat]

JR-Kenny Omega has fought into this match.

King-This is like the Undertaker vs. the Undertaker.

Kris Gaffney-I would disagree…but then I remember that match…maybe that’s a fair comparison.

[Kenny Omega waits for Kenny Omegrape, he hooks him for the One Winged Angel. Kenny Omegrape counters with a hurricanarana that sends him flying into the top rope head first, he stumbles backwards. Kenny Omegrape hooks him, and drops Kenny Omega for his finisher. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Kenny Omega. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape was able to counter, and gain the victory in this match.

King-He killed Kenny…you bastard!

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. He runs back and forth on the stage hyping up the fans, points to the ring and begins heading down the ramp slapping hands with fans reaching out to him. In the ring Ryder paces back and forth smirking.)

Announcer: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 224 lbs standing 6'2", The Long Island Iced-Z, ZACK RYDER!

Jr: Zack Ryder with another tough loss at the payperview against Logan Riley. He's looking to get back on track here against a very tough opponent.

KG: You mean Logy-bear?

King: Do you think Zack Ryder beats Off Constantly tonight?

('X Gonna Give It To Ya'- DMX blasts over the loud speakers. Out from the back comes Paige and following is Wade Wilson. He plays to the fans on the stage on both sides getting them screaming louder and louder. Paige smiling and clapping in the center, Wade comes back slaps her ass and kisses her cheek. They both skip down the ramp slapping hands with the fans, TV title around his waist.)

Announcer: Now making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 standing 6'2" being accompanied to the ring by Paige, he is the Merc With A Mouth and the Extreme Measures Television Champion, WADE WILSON!

Jr: Wade Wilson getting away from the Melon Club this week to take on Zack Ryder. This should be a great match.

King: That's Paige!!

KG: Jr. Dont you dare bad mouth the Melon Gods!

DING! DING! DING!

(The match begins. Ryder and Wade meet in the middle and bump fists. They step back and begin to circle one another. Ryder lunges in first attempting a lariat that's ducked by Wade and then Zack is met with a pele kick which staggers him back towards the ropes. Wade back to his feet, grabs Ryder and tosses him into the opposite ropes. On the return Wade attempts a dropkick but Ryder dodges it and before Wade is able to get back to his feet Ryder soccer kicks Wade right in the side of the ribs which causes him to roll over. Ryder bounces off the ropes behind himself, on the return he leaps up and drops both knees down on Wade's belly. Ryder back to his feet, grabs Wade by the head and brings him to his feet. Ryder hooks Wade's head and drops back with a DDT, turns around and hooks the back of Wade's head and drives his other fist right into Wade's fist once and then comes down with an elbow which opens Wade up just below the eye. Wade is able to use his foot to hook Ryders leg, Wade lifts up and rolls back which causes Ryder to flip off of him. Both men scramble to their feet, Ryder with a hard right that Wade ducks and runs towards the ropes, when Ryder turns Wade leaps up putting both feet atop the top ropes and connects with a springboard moonsault. Wade grabs Ryders arm, swings around and locks on a deep armbar. As Wade pulls, Ryder let's out a yell in pain and then he is able to roll, turn and grab ahold of Wade. Wade still has ahold of Ryders arm, Ryder grabs ahold of Wade, lifts him up and slams him to the mat with a modified powerbomb. Ryder then runs onto the ropes, on the return Ryder leaps up and hits Wade with a leg drop. Ryder hooks Wades leg.)

Ref- ONE!... (KICKOUT!)

Jr.- What a back and forth match we have going on here.

King- Wait there is a match? I was busy watching Paige...

KG- Wade likes Ryders teeth, but he hasn't stopped hitting them.

(Ryder back to his feet, he lifts Wade up. Ryder hooks Wade's head and drops back connecting with a hard DDT. Ryder stands, jumps in the air and drops an elbow to the chest of Wade. Ryder back to his feet, grabs Wade by the head and lifts him up. Ryder grabs Wade by the arm and whips him into the corner. Ryder sprints at Wade and connects with a hard lariat that causes Wade's feet to come off the ground and fall on his butt, back against the turnbuckle. Zack runs to the opposite post, bounces off of it, sprints at Wade and connects with two knees to the face. Ryder drags Wade out a little, climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off attempting an elbow drop, but Wade rolls out of the way and Ryder crashes elbow first into the mat. Both men now down. Catching their breath, both men slow to their feet. Wade grabs the head of Ryder and throws a right that connects, Ryder goes back but then tries to answer with a right himself, Wade ducks down and lifts Ryder up over his shoulders. Wade walks toward the turnbuckle and completes a rolling firemans carry slam, Wade continues to roll and back to his feet, leaps up onto the turnbuckle and attempts a moonsault onto Ryder, but Ryder is able to put up his knees and Wade crashes down onto them and rolls over grabbing at his stomach. Both men climb slowly to there feet, Wade still holding his stomach. Wade runs at Zack, Ryder ducks down puts both hands on the hips of Wade and uses Wade's momentum to lift him up into the air causing Wade to come crashing down face first into the top ring post and then to the mat grabbing at his fsce. Ryder back to his feet. Walks over and stomps on the gut of Wade, he picks Wade up to his feet and pushes him into the corner. Ryder then drives his shoulder into Wade's gut, Ryder then picks Wade up and sits him on top of the turnbuckle. Ryder climbs to the top as well and drops two hard punches to the face of Wade. He lifts him up so both men are standing on top, hooks his head and Ryder falls back lifting Wade straight up and down to the mat with a hard top rope suplex. Ryder rolls on top of Wade and the ref counts.)

Ref- ONE!..... TWO!. (KICKOUT!)

Jr- Ryder looks to be taking control, but it will take more than that to take out Wade.

KG- That's how the Melon Gods want it.

King- Only good thing Wade ever did was destroy Spartan and date Paige, what does she see in that guy?

(Ryder back to his feet. He lifts up Wade, grabs his arm and tosses him into the ropes and on the return Ryder ducks low and Wade flips over his back and continues on to bounce off the next ropes, on the return Wade ducks a lariat by Ryder and continues to the ropes, he jumps up onto the ropes and bounces off slinging him in the air with a backflip and landing his body right onto Ryder. Wade back up stands beside Ryder, turns and connects with a standing moonsault and stays on top for the cover.)

Ref- ONE!..... TWO! (KICK OUT!)

Jr- What an offensive display by Wade Wilson.

KG- The Melon Gods taught him that.

King- I love watching Paige get excited, GO WADE!

(Wade back to his feet, he grabs Ryders arm and attempts to whip Ryder into the corner, but Ryder reverses and whips Wade into the corner. Ryder backs up to the opposite corner and then charges Wade, right as he is about to connect, Wade ducks, hooks Ryder up over his head and Ryder comes crashing down outside of the ring. Wade catches his breath and on the outside Ryder climbs to his feet very slowly. Wade watches, once Ryder is up he staggers aside and back a little. Wade sprints to the opposite ropes, as he does this Ryder on the outside backs way up, Wade bounces off and continues towards Ryder on the outside, Ryder starts to also run towards the ring from the outside. Wade leaps up jumping clean over the top rope as he corkscrews in the air and at the same time Ryder leaps as high as he can with perfect timing connecting with a ROUGH RYDER! both men crash hard to the ground and seemingly Wade out cold.)

Crowd- HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jr- BAH GAWD! DID YOU SEE THAT?

KG- No Jr, we are only commentating on a match we aren't watching...

King- Oh no, Paige is upset.. Should I go help her?

Ref- ONE...... TWO.....

(Ryder reaches up and begins pulling himself to his feet using the ring apron.)

Ref- THEE..... FOUR..... FIVE

(Ryder up, stumbles forward to grab Wade and lifts him. Once Ryder begins walking Wade towards the ring the lights in the arena go out. Nothing can be seen for a minute or two. Once the lights come back on both Zach Ryder and Wade Wilson are knocked unconscious on the outside of the ring with what looks to be fruit smoothies all over them. The ref has no choice but to continue his count.)

Ref- SIX..... SEVEN..... EIGHT..... NINE..... TEN!

DING! DING! DING!

Jr- What the hell? We were watching an incredible match and then this happened!

KG- I guess that's what happens when you disrespect the Melon Gods.

King- Suddenly I'm very thirsty...

Announcer- This contest has been called to a stop do to neither competitor able to get back inside of the ring after the ten count.

(Paige runs over to Wade and medics run out as Shockwave cuts to commercial)

(Shockwave comes back from commercial“If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks out on the stage. He holds up the IC championship slowly before continuing down to the ring, and entering the ring.)

JR-The Rock is the new IC champion, but for the past few weeks he has seemed to be bothered by a comment by Logan Riley.

King-This feud needs Scott Steiner.

Kris Gaffney-….

King-What….tell me you weren’t thinking that watching them promo…

(“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage with the world championship. He likewise holds up the World Championship before entering the ring.)

JR-This should be a very interesting match.

King-These two aren’t the best of friends, that’s for sure.

Kris Gaffney-That’s an understatement.

[The Rock and Logan Riley stand in the middle of the ring. They talk trash, Logan Riley throws a fist to the face, and Logan Riley goes down on the mat, but he gets up fairly quickly, and then Logan Riley gets up, he gets hit with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. He falls against the ropes, The Rock whips him off of the ropes, or he would if Logan Riley doesn’t reverse the whip. He bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley hits a back elbow that puts the Rock down on the mat. The Rock tries to get up to his feet, Logan Riley quickly hits a standing drop kick that knocks him out of the ring, and on to the floor to the outside of the ring. Logan Riley follows him to the outside of the ring. Logan Riley picks up the Rock. He hits a knee lift, and then another one, he brings him over to the table, he picks him up. He drops him face first into the announcers table. The Rock stumbles a few steps, and Logan Riley kicks the Rock in the gut that doubles him over, he lifts up the Rock, and drops him for a double under hook power bomb on to the mat around ring side. He splats on the mat. Logan Riley looks around for something else to continue his attack. He is able to grab a cord from one of the television camera’s. He wraps it around the Rock’s neck, and starts to choke him with it. The ref is yelling at Logan Riley. But obviously since this is a hardcore match, he can’t really stop him. Finally Logan Riley stops, and he looks around ring side as he decides to get the first table involved into this match.]

JR-Logan Riley looking to end this match.

King-Putting someone through a table is sometimes harder than it seems.

Kris Gaffney-If you don’t wear down your opponent, it does take some portion of luck at times.

[Logan Riley sets the table against the ring posts, and he backs up. He runs towards The Rock, he jumps in the air, he goes for a splash, but the Rock moves out of the way, and Logan goes through the table. However, neither the Rock put him through the table, and it was a defensive move, so it doesn’t end the match.The Rock has to recover. Logan Riley soon pulls himself out of the wreckage, he stumbles towards the Rock, the Rock lifts him up, and he plants him down with a samoan drop. The Rock takes a few moments to rest up, and he grabs Logan Riley, and he throws him into the ring. The Rock slides into the ring. He pushes him into the corner, and he hits a few punches to the face, and he stops, spits on his fist, and he hits one more fist to the face. The Rock backs out of the corner, and he kicks him in the gut. He plants him down with DDT. The Rock gets up to his feet, and he starts to stalk Logan Riley for the Rock Bottom. Logan Riley is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he turns around. The Rock hooks Logan Riley for the Rock Bottom. Logan Riley is able ot hit a elbow to the side of the head, and then another one. Logan Riley is able to get free as the Rock stumbles into the corner, and Logan Riley runs at the Rock. The Rock throws Logan Riley face first into the corner, he bounces off of the top turnbuckle. He stumbles out of the corner, and he drops him with a spine buster. The Rock goes to the head of Logan Riley. He pulls off his elbow pad, and throws it to the crowd. He motions for the People’s Elbow. He runs to the ropes. He bounces off, and jumps over Logan Riley. He bounces off of the other side of the ring, and he lands with the People’s Elbow!! From there, the Rock slides to the outside of the ring.]

JR-In most matches, the people’s elbow could have ended it.

King-This isn’t just any match JR, you got to put your opponent through a table.

Kris Gaffney-The Rock is aware.

[The Rock has a table in the ring, and he sets it up, he turns around, and he wiats for Logan Riley to get up to his feet. The Rock hooks Logan Riley, suddenly Nice Guy Buddy Friends music starts to play. He is walking down to the ring in a hurry. The Rock throws down Logan Riley to make sure that Buddy Friend doesn’t get involve. Buddy Friend stops, but as the Rock’s back is turned Logan Riley hits a running forearm to the back of the head of the Rock. The Rock falls off of the apron, and goes through a table! Logan Riley wins!!]

JR-It looked like the Rock was on his way to a victory, but then Buddy Friend made his appearance.

King-Funny…how something we said earlier actually fit into this match.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…I know…I hate when that happens.

(Logan Riley falls down on his knee’s as he holds the world championship as his music plays. Shockwave goes off the air.)