EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(We go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Wonder if Kane will join X-Tazte in anger management”, “Still no ice cream bars”, and “Is he The Demon or Mike New?”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, we have quite the show for you tonight. I’m good ol’ JR Jim Ross, along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-That’s right JR, we will find out who the TV champion is tonight, as the Demon faces the Empire’s Dan Godwin.

Kris Gaffney-Also, we have a lot of triple threats.

("Bad, Bad Man" blasts out over the PA system as John Cena makes his way out to the ring, carrying the EMF Women's Championship as well as his own Tag Team Championship belt. He gets into the ring and takes a microphone to address the audience.)

Cena: As you all know... my daughter Laura Cena has been the EMF Women's Champion for some months now, after she accidentally won a battle royal she didn't even realise she was competing in. To many the title reign may have seemed like a joke, but to her it was everything. Obviously being 6 years of age it was not possible for Laura to defend the championship herself, and as a result Amy Dumas ended up standing in for her in her matches. Up until recently I believed that my daughter had been tied into a contract by Mickie James, and as a result, I was unable to take the title away from her. But this has since been proven to be a lie, and as a result, I hereby proclaim this championship, the EMF Women's Championship, to be vacant. Now many of you will think the logical thing to do would be to bin this title belt, and just have Nicole Ikeda continue as the sole champion. To those people I say..... never. This championship here is the belt that was held by all the true greats. By Katrina, by Miss Jackie, by Amy, by Mickie James... and most recently of all, by Christy Hemme. It would therefore be an insult to all those great women to vacate this belt and allow Nicole to be the true champion, given the only people she's beaten was Trish, who was handed it, and Fyre... who is at best a jobber. No... the situation with two titles can be addressed at a later date. For tonight though, we shall crown a new champion, and in my mind, there are 3 worthy contenders. The first one will be Christy Hemme. Christy proved everyone wrong when she famously beat Miss Jackie for the title, and was the champion for the 2nd time before Laura won the belt. The 2nd will be the greatest Diva of all time, the 8 time Women's champion Miss Jackie. And 3rd, and finally, a woman who has given me a headache of late, but who has a legitimate claim to being one of the best of all time..... and who last week won a Hell in a Cell match to further cement those claims, Mickie James. Let me be clear, she will not be returning as General Manager... but I will most likely be hiring one in the near future... God knows I have enough headaches around here without handling the Divas too. Now seeing as Miss Jackie is in the match.... I guess it needs a gimmic... so lets say that before you can be pinned, you must have been stripped to your bra and panties!

(The crowd cheer this announcement, but suddenly the boo loudly as "Dirty Little Girl" plays and Mickie James comes out. She has her arm in a sling and is limping, selling the injuries from Hell in a Cell. She takes a microphone on the ramp.)

Mickie: John... as much as I want to be the champion again.... I'm clearly in no shape to compete tonight.... and furthermore.... if you think I'm going to indulge these perverts...

Cena: Mickie... I don't want to hear it. I've heard enough from you lately. That's the match. Don't show up if you don't want it. But my decision is final.

(Cena drops the microphone and leaves to his theme, while Mickie limps to the back still selling the injuries.)

(“All the things she said” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Marc is a man who can win at any point.

King-Well that’s how he was able to win the world title around a year ago.

Kris Gaffney-It was more than a year ago, but I get what your saying.

(“Cult of Personality” blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk has had an interesting week.

King-Yeah, he was almost left out for dead, but seemly he had someone watching his back.

(“I Came to Play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Miz seems like he’s ready to bounce back after a few bad weeks.

King-Well, all it takes is one to bounce back.

[Marc Mead, the Miz, and CM Punk are waiting for the first person to make the first move, and then the Miz goes after Marc Mead. Marc Mead goes for a fist to the face, but it’s ducked under by the Miz. The Miz is behind Marc Mead now, and he is able to push Marc Mead to the ropes, and he crashes into CM Punk, he stumbles backwards, and he falls out of the ring. Marc Mead turns around, and the MIz kicks Marc Mead in the gut, and he hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Marc Mead, and the Miz lifts up Marc Mead, and he hits a vertical suplex. Marc Mead on impact bounces up, and he sits up in pain. The Miz hits a kick to the back of Marc Mead, this stuns him enough to keep him there The Miz runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Miz hits a low drop kick that knocks down Marc Mead, Marc Mead is down on the mat in pain. The Miz looks over, and he see’s that CM Punk dazed is getting up on the apron. The Miz see’s this, and then he hits a baseball slide that takes out CM Punk’s base, and he falls off of the apron. CM Punk is in pain, the Miz knowing that CM Punk is going to be an issue rolls out of the ring, and he grabs CM Punk, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. The Miz gets back on the apron, and Marc Mead is already up, and is going for the Mead Kick V.2 on him, but he grabs Marc Mead’s neck, and brings it down on the top rope for a hang man. Marc Mead stumbles backwards, The Miz climbs up to the top rope, measures up, and he goes for a cross body block, and hits it into the pin for the 1………..2…….CM Punk reaches from the outside of the ring, and pulls out the Miz. The Miz is out of the ring, and the Miz goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by CM Punk. The Miz turns around, and he gets hit with a kick to the head. The MIz goes down on the mat, and CM Punk slides into the ring, and he see’s that Marc Mead getting up to his feet, and he throws a fist to CM Punk’s face. CM Punk ducks under, and Marc Mead turns around. CM Punk goes for a double leg take down, and he goes for anaconda vise, but Marc Mead is able to roll out of the hold before it’s locked on. Marc Mead puts on a hammer lock. CM Punk gets up to his feet with the hold, CM Punk hits a snapmare that takes him down on the mat. CM Punk gets up to the feet, CM Punk goes for a kick to the gut, but Marc Mead catches him into the gut, and CM Punk hits an ezuguri that connects on the side of the head. He falls on the corner, and CM Punk charges at a high knee on Marc Mead. CM Punk turns around, and he hits a running bulldog that plants him into the mat.]

JR-CM Punk might be looking for the Go To Sleep.

King-Think it would matter if Marc Mead’s eyes are glowing.

Kris Gaffeny-The legend of the wolf ring will never die.

[CM Punk waits for Marc Mead to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he picks up Marc Mead, and goes for the GTS, but Marc Mead is able to block it. Marc Mead takes down CM Punk with a double leg take down, and he sets him up, and hits a catapault that sends CM Punk flying into the Miz on the apron, he crashes into the Miz. He stumbles towards where Marc Mead is. Marc Mead takes down CM Punk with a shoulder block to the back of the leg, he goes down to one knee, and once he does. Marc Mead backs up, and he hits a Mead Kick V.1. Both wrestlers are down on the mat as Marc Mead can’t capitalize on it, Marc Mead is so stunned from the moves he’s taken thus far CM Punk is able to get up to his feet, and he pulls up Marc Mead, Marc Mead counters with a jaw breaker. CM Punk stumbles back in pain, he goes into the corner, and he charges at CM Punk. Marc Mead hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut in the corner. CM Punk whips him to the corner, and he whips him to the corner. He crashes into the corner, and Marc Mead charges at CM Punk, and he leaps up, and he hits a monkey flip that sends CM Punk flying down on the mat. CM Punk crashes on the mat, and once he gets up to his feet, Marc Mead hits a kick into the gut, this doubles him over, and he tries to whip him to the ropes. But it’s reversed, Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, CM Punk lowers his head, and Marc Mead counters with a swinging neck breaker.]

JR-Marc Mead might be closing in on this victory.

King-This would be a big win for Marc.

[Marc Mead measures up, but out of no where the Miz comes from behind with a chair, and hits Marc Mead. The Miz pulls up Marc Mead, and sets him up, and he hits the Skull Crushing Finale!The Miz seeing that CM Punk is also getting up to his feet. The Miz goes for the Skull Crushing Finale on him, but CM Punk counters with a snapmare that sends the Miz flying. He gets up by the ropes, CM Punk hits a clothesline over the top rope. CM Punk falls into the cover on the downed Marc Mead having seen Mead’s still down for the count thanks to the Miz, and the ref counts the 1………..2.....on the outside Christian has appeared on the ramp laughing at the Miz due to their match at Last Stand. This stops the Miz, and he turns in the ring just as the final 3 is registered.]

JR-CM Punk wins this match.

King-He was the one to bounce back after Last Stand.

Kris Gaffney-Although doesn’t seem like Christian wants Miz to forget what happened.

("Generic Theme" blasts out as Miss Jackie makes her way to the ring.)

JR: Jackie has done everything there is to do in the EMF... but her loss to Christy Hemme must bug her.

King: She has a chance to avenge it here.

Kris: Not to mention becoming the champion for a 9th time.

("Walk, Idiot, Walk" plays as Christy Hemme comes out.)

JR: Christy was the last champion before Laura Cena's reign.

King: In many people's view... she should still be the champion.

Kris: Her victory for Team Amy against the odds did nothing to hurt those claims either.

(The two divas await the arrival of Mickie James, but as she said earlier, she doesn't come out. The referee rings the bell to start the match. Jackie and Christy circle the ring a time or two and then they hook up in the middle of the ring. They begin to trade shots and Jackie gets the better of Christy and hammers away on her, backing her towards a corner. She gets Christy into the corner and then hits a few more shots before grabbing Christy and going for a snapmere. Christy goes down to a sitting position and Jackie goes for a dropkick but Hemme has it scouted and moves aside so Jackie misses and hits the mat. Christy is on her quickly hammering away and then she hits a suplex. Christy begins stamping down on Jackie who takes a fair few shots before she is able to block one. Jackie rolls and stumbles back to her feet and Christy charges at her for a clothesline and knocks her back down. Christy picks Jackie up and hits her with another suplex and then grabs at her top, but Jackie gets up easily and shakes her off. She then grabs Christy and irish whips her into the ropes. Christy comes back off the ropes and then Jackie hits a bit boot. Jackie runs off the ropes herself and hits the leg drop of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! With Christy down Jackie grabs hold of her top and begins to pull at it, eventually getting it off to reveal Christy's dark green bra. Christy manages to get back to her feet and hammers away on Jackie. She throws Jackie into the ropes and takes her down with a big clothesline as she comes back. Christy then picks her up and hits a snap suplex. She lifts Jackie's legs into the air and reaches down to grab the top of her pants and tries to pull them off. She reveals Jackie's pink thong but then Jackie rolls through and breaks the pin. She pulls her pants back up but this gives Christy the moment she needs and Christy kicks Jackie in the gut and then goes for the Twist of Fate. Jackie pushes her off and lifts Christy up looking for the F-Off. Christy grabs the top rope to stop Jackie hitting it. Jackie still dumps Christy over the top rope but Hemme lands on the apron. Jackie turns and Christy his a headbutt through the ropes. As Jackie is doubled over Christy grabs her top and removes it.)

JR: Christy Hemme levels the match up.

King: So much riding on this... neither of these women wants to lose it.

(Christy comes back into the ring and grabs Jackie, before hitting her with a DDT. With Jackie down Christy goes to the top rope and looks like she's thinking FFG, but Jackie gets to her feet. Instead Christy jumps looking for a crossbody but Jackie catches her. Jackie puts Christy on her shoulders and despite Christy struggling Jackie is able to hit the F-Off! Jackie grabs Hemme's pants and eventually removes them, leaving her in her green thong. Jackie then quickly drops into a cover for 1..... 2...... Kick out! Jackie looks suprised, but picks up Christy again. She tries to pick Hemme up again but Hemme struggles out and then kicks Jackie in the gut. She aims quickly and hits Jackie with the Twist of Fate! Like Jackie she then removes her opponents bottoms after a finisher, leaving Jackie in her pink thong. Knowing she's given Jackie time to kick out though, Christy goes to the top rope. She measures and leaps, nailing the FFG on Miss Jackie! Christy hooks the leg for 1.... 2..... Kick out!)

JR: Both women surviving their opponents finishers!

King: It's going to take something special to win this one....

Kris: Now they are stripped down I just hope it lasts.

(Christy looks stunned that Jackie is still in this. She picks Jackie up again, kicks her in the gut and looks for the Twist of fate, but Jackie pushes her off. Christy flies into the ropes and as she comes back Jackie hits a big boot, more out of instinct. With Christy down, Jackie runs off the ropes and looks for Leg drop again but Christy rolls out the way and Jackie crashes into the mat. Jackie gets back up and as Christy fires a right hand Jackie catches it and takes Christy by surprise lifting her up for the F-Off. Christy is struggling and looks like she's about the escape the hold when suddenly Mickie James slides into the ring, reaches up, and applies the Vaginal claw on Jackie! Jackie shrieks and drops Hemme who falls hard and rolls out of the ring. With Jackie caught completely off guard Mickie rolls her up and the referee counts 1.... 2..... 3! Mickie spanks Jackie a couple of times, and then laughs and slides out of the ring. She is handed the championship.)

Finkle: Here is your winner.... and the NEW EMF Women's Champion.... Mickie James!

JR: God damn it! Mickie no showed this match.... or so we thought.

King: She just denied Christy the chance to prove her title win was no fluke... and Jackie the chance to avenge it.

Kris: We're none the wiser as to who the better woman is... and they both had issues with Mickie James before this too...

JR: I get the feeling things between these 3 are not over...

(“The Fire Rises” blasts on the PA system as the Demon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Demon could cap off quite a bounce back.

King-Yeah, he has gone from not having any titles to maybe having one title.

Kris Gaffney-That must feel good after everything.

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Speaking of bounce back, Dan Godwin has a chance to bounce back as well.

King-Yeah, so this is a big match for both wrestlers.

Kris Gaffney-It’ll be a matter of who wants it more.

[Dan Godwin and the Demon pace around the ring, and Dan Godwin throws a fist to the face, but the Demon blocks it, and counters it with a big head butt that knocks down Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, the Demon hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Dan Godwin. The Demon sets up Dan Godwin, and he hits a hip toss that sends Dan Godwin crashing down on the mat, slowly he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin goes into the corner, and the Demon hits a few fists to the face. The Demon puts his foot on the throat of Dan Godwin, and the ref counts to 5, but the Demon laughs because he doesn’t really have to do anything about it. Anyways he lets go, and then he backs up letting Dan Godwin stumble forward, and he pushes Dan Godwin back to the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, but Dan Godwin hooks the ropes. Thinking he’s clever for a moment, but the Demon was watching him, and he hits a clothesline over the top rope that sends Dan Godwin out of the ring. The Demon rolls out of the ring, and he goes over to Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin gets pulled by what is left of his hair, and he puts him over his shoulder. Dan Godwin drops him on the steel steps with a snake eyes. Dan Godwin stays on the steps. So the Demon goes over to the ladder, and he folds it to bring it to the ring. He puts it over his shoulder, and he waits for Dan Godwin to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he charges with it, and smashes Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is down on the mat around ring side. Knowing that it’s going to be a lot harder to beat Dan Godwin, the Demon takes the ladder, and smashes Dan Godwin into the gut with it. The Demon throws the ladder into the ring, and he slides into the ring. He looks up seeing the television championship, and he starts to climb up the ladder, Dan Godwin comes into the ring with a chair, seeing that the Demon is climbing the ladder. Dan Godwin thinks fast, and he use the chair to smash the Demon. The Demon falls down on the mat, and Dan Godwin measures up as the Demon turns around, and Dan Godwin throws the chair at the Demon. The Demon catches it, and Dan Godwin tries to eXecute the chair right back into the face of the Demon. The Demon ducks it, and Dan Godwin turns around, and he gets a face full of chair as the X-Factor stumbles around stunned after that shot. The Demon hits a belly to belly suplex on Dan Godwin as he once again looks up to the Television championship as obviously he is thinking about going after it again]

JR-The Demon has shown dominance.

King-This was missing, now the Demon might have put it all together.

Kris Gaffney-Well, Dan Godwin is not going to let it go this easy, that’s for sure.

[The Demon takes a moment, as Dan Godwin hit him pretty good with the chair earlier, and he gets up the ladder, and he climbs up the ladder. But before he can reach to the title belt. Dan Godwin comes up from behind, and he hits a low blow on the Demon. The Demon is stunned, and Dan Godwin crawls over to the other side of the ladder, and he climbs up to the top where the Demon is starting to come to, and he throws a fist to the face of the Demon, and the Demon answers back. The two trade first to the face, Dan Godwin rakes the eyes of the Demon. And then he smashes the Demon’s face into the steel top of the ladder. Knowing that the Demon has a high tolerance of pain. Dan Godwin decides to hit a big move, as he sunset flips over the Demon, right to to the bottom of the ladder, and he hits a sunset flip power bomb that sends the Demon crashind own on the mat. The Demon is in pain on the mat, Dan Godwin is down on the mat as well too. Dan Godwin and the Demon gets up to their feet. The Demon goes for the House of Pain, but Dan Godwin ducks it, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a flying forearm shot that sends the Demon stumbling backwards, and now he’s stuck in the ropes. Dan Godwin nips up. Once again telling them to shut up, Shawn Michaels would never do it like he does it. Anyways, Dan Godwin takes this chance to hit a few fists to the face of the Demon, and it looks like he might be stuck, and the title might be his for the taking.]

JR-Dan Godwin might be getting close to bringing the title back to the Empire.

King-Wonder what he’ll get if he does.

Kris Gaffney-Power….UNLIMITED POWER!

[Dan Godwin goes to the side of the ladder, and he climbs up. He’s almost there, and is looking up when the Demon gets free as Godwin is reaching up for the title. The Demon grabs Godwin’s feet, and pulls him between the rungs of the ladder. He climbs up the other side of the ladder, he reaches up, and has the TV title. The Demon wins this match.]

JR-The Demon pulled it off! He is the new TV champion.

King-That is quite the bounce back.

(The Demon raises the TV title as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.