EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once it concludes, we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on to reveal the fans in Kansas City yelling, and waving their signs. Some of the signs say "Stephanie in playboy = awesome", "Dustin Miller posted survival tips on Wiki", and "Ikeda-riffic") JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol JR, along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney. King-yeah, and we have quite a show, headlined by the building interest in the tag division. Kris Gaffney-Don't remember when there was so much interest. ("Through the Fire and the flames" blasts on the PA system Troy Gafgen walks to the ring.) JR-This veteran of the ring has gone through some hard times lately. King-Yeah, but I'm sure he is hoping that he has better luck tonight. Kris Gaffney-I would hope so. ("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Well one thing is for sure, someone is going to break out tonight. King-You'd think ….wouldn't you!? [Troy Gafgen and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, and Rad Hazard charges at Troy Gafgen. But Rad Hazard ducsk under, and Rad Hazard goes for a fist to the face of Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen is able to duck under it, and Rad Hazard gets his fist blocked, and then Troy Gafgen hits a big head butt. Rad Hazard goes down to the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet Rad Hazard hits a knee lift that doubles over Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard hits a hard fist that knocks back Rad Hazard to the ropes, and Troy Gafgen whips him to the ropes, and Troy Gafgen hits a big back body drop that sends Rad Hazard flying down to the mat. Rad Hazard slowly gets up to his feet, with the help of the ropes, and he turns around, and Rad Hazard gets hit with a few body shots that stun Rad Hazard. Finally the ref makes Troy Gafgen back off, and Troy Gafgen finally goes into the corner once again. Troy Gafgen whips Rad Hazard hard into the opposite corner, and Rad Hazard flips up in the corner, and Rad Hazard goes on the apron, and stumbles on the apron stunned, and Rad Hazard is hurt, and is hurt even more once he is hit with a running big boot that sends Rad Hazard flying off of the apron, and on to the guard rail, and finally on the arena floor. Rad Hazard is down as Troy Gafgen goes to the outside, and he picks up Rad Hazard, and puts him in a bear hug, and drives him into the ring post.] JR-Troy Gafgen is taking it to the former champion TV champion Rad Hazard. King-Yeah, but Troy Gafgen has been a World champion. Kris Gaffney-That's just championship name dropping… [Troy Gafgen picks up Rad Hazard in a military press, and throws him into the ring, and Troy Gafgen gets into the ring, and waits as Rad Hazard gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen goes for the Crack of Dawn, but Rad Hazard is able to block it by grabbing the ropes, and Troy Gafgen is hurt, and Rad Hazard falls back into the corner, and Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet. He charges at Rad Hazard, and Troy Gafgen goes into the corner charging, and goes for a splash, but Rad Hazard ducks it, and Troy Gafgen goes crashes into the corner, Rad Hazard pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and measures up on Troy Gafgen, and hits a flipping block buster neck breaker that knocks down Troy Gafgen, and Rad Hazard takes this time to rest up, and Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face, and Rad Hazard tries to whip Troy Gafgen off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Troy Gafgen. Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard hits a flying forearm. This makes Troy Gafgen fall into the ropes, and he is now in the ropes. Rad Hazard hits a few fists on the trapped Troy Gafgen, and the ref makes him back away. As the ref gets Troy out of the ropes, Rad Hazard goes out side, and waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet.] JR-The momentum has changed. King-As Ashley Irvine would say…"that's never good". Kris Gaffney- Not one bit. [Troy is getting up, Rad Hazard leaps off, but Troy Gafgen counters with the Crack of Dawn! Rad Hazard is down for the count, Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and gets the 1………………..2…………………..3!] JR-Troy pulled out the win. ("If you smell" blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Since coming to the EMF the Rock has set his sets on gold…it seems that the Extreme gold is first. King-Firestorm doesn't approve. Kris Gaffney-Everyone thought it, someone had to say it. ("Monster" blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring along, he poses as Abyss doesn't look too happy, but he continues to the ring.) JR-Abyss lately has been through quite a lot. King-But then again, what else is new. Kris Gaffney-Abyss probably wishes for a boring time in his life. [The Rock, and Abyss face off in the middle of the ring. The Rock spits in the face of Abyss, Abyss takes a few moments to understand what just happened, and he throws a fist to the face of the Rock that is easily ducked, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face of the Monster who stumbles backwards, and the Rock whips Abyss to the ropes, and Abyss comes off of the ropes, and the Rock knocks down Abyss with a spinning back elbow to the face of Abyss. Abyss goes down to the mat, and is quick to get up to his feet, and the Rock hits a few fsits to the face, and Abyss stumbles into the corner, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face as Abyss goes into the corner, and the Rock stops a moment and spits on his fist, and hits a big fist to the face of Abyss, and Abyss stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes, and hits a running forearm that knocks down Abyss. Abyss gets up to his feet, and he's stunned, and the Rock picks up Abyss hits a body slam, and the Rock hits a few of his patten stomps as Abyss tries to crawl away, and the Rock backs up, and Abyss gets up to his feet. The Rock helps Abyss get up to his fees the eyes of the Rock, The Rock stumbles backwards in pain. Abyss charges and goes for a running clothesline the Rock ducks it, and hits a few more punches, and whips Abyss to the ropes, and Abyss runs to the ropes, and the Rock goes for a clothesline of his own, but Abyss ducks it, and continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Abyss flying to the mat. Abyss stumbles up in pain, and the Rock kicks the monster in the gut, and hits a DDT! The Rock goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1…………………………………2………………………………………kick out by Abyss. The Rock looks annoyed, and rolls out of the ring, he goes to ring side, and grabs a steel chair.] JR-Seems like the Rock has had enough. King-Well…couldn't stay a wrestling match for long…could it? [The Rock comes into the ring and waits as Abyss gets up to his feet, and the Rock raises the chair, and tries to smash Abyss. But Abyss is able to hit a low blow, and the Rock stumbles back in a lot of pain, and then he turns around. Abyss has the chair, and then Abyss levels the Rock with a chair shot that takes down the Rock. The Rock goes down to the mat, and Abyss falls to the ropes, and he rests up, and Abyss throws the chair to the outside, and the Rock soon after that gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a running clothesline that the Rock. The Rock gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits another running clothesline. The Rock gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a few fists to the face of the Rock, and then Abyss whips the Rock to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Abyss lowers his head, and Abyss hits a back body drop that sends the Rock flying through the air, and he crashes into the mat. The Rock gets up fairly quickly, and Abyss picks up the Rock, and hits the shock treatment. Abyss waits for the Rock who is slow to get up to his feet, and once the Rock turns around, Abyss grabs the Rock around the throat, and he lifts the Rock up, and drives him down to the mat with a choke slam! Abyss goes into the cover, and the ref counts 1………………….2……………………kick out by the Rock. Abyss looks at the ref, but doesn't seem like he is going to argue as he gets up to his feet.] JR-Abyss knows that he's not going to have an easy match with the Rock. King-After all…the Rock knows his secrets. Kris Gaffney-Shouldn't have mentioned that to him. [Abyss rolls out of the ring, and grabs a bag from under the ring, and he pours out thumb tacks. He turns around see's the Rock getting up dazed, but suddenly the Rock turns round. Matt Dragon is in the ring, and has the chair, and goes for the chair shot to the Rock's head, but the Rock ducks under, and Abyss gets hit. Matt Dragon looks shocked, the Rock throws Matty D out of the ring. Abyss gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits a Rock Bottom into the tacks! He goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1……………………..2……………………3!] JR-The Rock won this match. King-Yeah, but with a lot of help from Matty D. Kris Gaffney-I think he meant to do it. JR-You're crazy… ("" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte and Tony Ikeda walk to the ring, they step inside of the ring.) JR-This is not the first time that these two careers have crossed a time or two. King-Plus they both have been ruled by Scott Mann. Kris Gaffney-He will rule you! ("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Big Sal and Shawn Pond walk to the ring, and they step inside of the ring.) JR- Last week, Big Sal was defeated by the Rock, I'm sure he wants to get a win here to get some momentum. King-Momentum is always a good thing. Kris Gaffney-Not in the WWE… [Scott Tazte and Big Sal pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Scott Tazte gets pushed backwards, and Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Big Sal takes a wild swing at Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte waits as Big Sal turns around, Big Sal gets hit with a standing drop kick that makes Big Sal falls back to the ropes. Scott Tazte charges at Big Sal, Big Sal hits a back body drop that sends Scott Tazte over the top rope, but Scott Tazte lands on the apron. Big Sal turns around, and Big Sal tries to go for a shoulder block into the gut, but Scott Tazte moves out of the way, and Big Sal is stuck between the ropes, and Big Sal gets hit with a kick to the side of the head. This keeps Big Sal on the ropes, and Scott Tazte backs up, and hits a running knee lift that knocks Big Sal into the ring. Big Sal is up to his feet, and Scott Tazte measures up, and Scott Tazte sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and hits a flying clothesline that catches Big Sal, and knocks the giant off his feet. Scott Tazte knowing that he wants to keep the pressure on Big Sal before he can get his vertical base back runs to the ropes, and hits a knee drop to the back of the head. Big Sal is in pain, and Scott Tazte backs away as Big Sal does start to get up to his feet. Big Sal twists his arm, and being that he has been wore down enough, Scott Tazte is able to pull him to his, and Tony Ikeda's corner where Tony Ikeda is waiting for the tag. Scott Tazte makes the tag, and Tony Ikeda goes up to the top rope, steady's himself, leaps off and hits a double axe handle that brings down Sal to his knee's. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and hits a running knee that knocks down Sal. Sal goes into the corner, and he tries to get up to his feet, Tony Ikeda hits a few stomp on Big Sal as he tries to get up, and then places his boot on the throat of Big Sal as the ref counts to four. Tony Ikeda lets go of the choke hold, and backs away as the ref warns him about holding on to a choke hold too long. Tony Ikeda knowing the song and dance acts like he doesn't care, and Big Sal gets up in the corner, and Tony Ikeda closes the gap, and hits a fist to the face of Big Sal.] JR-So far the team of Tazte and Ikeda are working together well. King-Well…I doubt neither of them want to make a mistake. Kris Gaffney-Well guess they want to impress each other. [Big Sal is reeling in the corner, and Tony Ikeda whips Big Sal into the corner, and Big Sal crashes into the corner. Tony Ikeda charges at Big Sal, but Big Sal is able to counter this with a boot to the face, and Tony Ikeda falls backwards, and Big Sal dives, and makes the tag to Shawn Pond. Tony Ikeda is able to recover, and charges at Shawn Pond. Shawn Pond hits a shoulder into the gut that doubles him over, and Shawn Pond slides under the ring ropes, and under Tony Ikeda, Tony Ikeda turns around, and gets knocked down with a running enzugri. This sends Tony Ikeda to the mat, and Shawn Pond waits as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Shawn Pond hits a flying forearm shot to the face, and Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and Shawn Pond hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip Tony Ikeda to the ropes, but it's reversed by Tony Ikeda. Shawn Pond bounces off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda lowers his head, but it's countered by Shawn Pond grabbing a hold of his hair, and driving him down to the mat. Tony Ikeda is in pain, as Shawn Pond backs off, and Tony Ikeda slowly gets up to his feet. Shawn Pond gets to his feet, and Tony Ikeda gets kicked in the gut by Shawn Pond, and Shawn Pond hooks Tony Ikeda in a vertical suplex position, and hooks the leg, and executes a fisherman suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1………………………..2……………………………..kick out by Tony Ikeda, Shawn Pond sits down as he looks over, and see's that Big Sal seems ready to go once again, so he decides to go to make the tag to his partner.] JR- Shawn Pond and Big Sal have turned the tables here. King-No matter how much experience Tony Ikeda and Tazte have, there is no substute for tag team experience. [Big Sal comes into the ring, and waits as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and as he turns around Big Sal grabs Tony Ikeda around the throat, and lifts him up, and hold him up for a few moments, and before he can drop him. Tony Ikeda reaches down, and rakes the eyes of Big Sal. Stunning him, and Big Sal charges at Tony Ikeda. Tony Iekda counters with the full nelson suplex! Scott Tazte comes into the ring, and knocks Shawn Pond off of the apron, as Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Big Sal, and the ref counts the 1………………………..2……………………3!] JR-Tony Ikeda, and Scott Tazte have won their first match as a team. King-They looked good, but certainly not perfect. Kris Gaffney-Yet… (Our scene opens in the parking lot. We see General Manager Natasha Jones approaching her car, in order to leave. She looks around nervously. She'd already been followed once... and narrowly escaped. She couldn't risk it a second time. However, the getaway would be delayed by someone unexpected approaching her. .::Voice::.-The hell you playing at?! (She looks, finally she see's a very angry looking Stephanie McMahon.) .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-You know...I thought that running away from my problems would make them go away, but then I realized I was fooling myself, and the only way to deal with them is deal with the source. Natasha: Your problems? I have no idea what they are and frankly, I don't care. You may work for me... but that just gives me a reason to hate you. So if you have problems... go to Cena, or Mike, or Amy... or anyone else. Someone who gives a damn about this hell hole. I'm just here for my kids. Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-That's very funny Nat, you know I actually understand your whole thing with your kids, but the thing is....you done more than just get your kids, you have found the necessarity to do more than just that. Which is where we have a problem. Natasha: Well raising these issues with me is only going to land you in some horrible match that im sure you wont want... so as I said... take it to Cena. I have nothing to say to you. .:: Stephanie McMahon::.-Fine, how about this then, if you aren't going to care about my problem. Then I want you to know, screw your stupid lock box bullshit. Natasha: Hey... you chose to win the match. Not my problem if you don't like your reward. .:: Stephanie McMahon::.-Here is the problem Natasha, you see that would be all well and good if I entered into this match willingly. But it wasn't the case, it was you who entered me into this match. I had no choice but to be apart of the match. Now I don't know what type of "prize" posing nude in playboy is...but it's a bad idea. It should be a personal decision, not just thrown to anyone. Natasha: You could have laid down. You knew there was a chance. You could have thrown the match and let someone else worry about posing nude. The fact is... you didn't. You chose to win a key. Stephanie... i'd love to help you.... really I would... but I can't. OK... thats a lie, I just can't help the fact I simply don't care. .:: Stephanie McMahon::.-Well, you certainly care enough to make the stupid match. So you can stand here, and say you are only here for your kids. But I don't buy it, your actions speak louder than your words. It's very clear that you don't like me. Now I know you are a desperate woman, but that doesn't mean you should try to drag me down with you. You should relate with me, when I stood up for my daughter, it's something that I have no doubt that you would have done. So if you don't care about it, then why are you planning to force me to stick with it? Maybe it would get Boring Sky to shut up, because someone isn't paying attention to her for 5 whole seconds. Natasha: Im making you go through with it because the EMF has a commitment to supply Playboy with a Diva for this upcoming issue. That's why the match existed, to choose one. And you got the honour. Playboy are already advertising your name.... you really think ,even if I wanted to.... they'd be happy with me changing it now? .:: Stephanie McMahon::.-I didn't sign anything, just because you gave me a contract, doesn't mean they have a right to advertise my name on anything. I realize Katie's idea of what she would have done can't be done, but until I actually sign something, that's their problem, not mine. That's why I'm here, so if you aren't going to do anything about it, then I want to know, be straight up with me. Because you know deep down you can do something about it, why are you so insistant to make me do this, when you know I don't want to? Natasha: Im just doing my job Stephanie. We have a commitment to playboy. I put the contract in a box because I figured it was the fairest way. You got it.... that's not my problem. Playboy have every right to advertise you because by retrieving and opening that box, you agreed to hold its contents. .:: Stephanie McMahon::.-Yeah, I said I realize that. What I meant was they need to have something written before they do anything, but I realize I can't just not tell them I don't want to do it. I just want to know, are you standing here saying you can't do anything because you can't, or because you won't? Natasha: It doesn't matter does it? The outcomes the same for you. The only way I could help you, is if you found a suitable replacement that Playboy would accept in your place, and who wanted to do it. Failing that though, my hands are tied. .:: Stephanie McMahon::.-Oh really....huh...well...I'll just go see what I can find then. But really I just know there is a lot more reasons behind your attitude, but fine, if that's all you are giving me, then I suppose that's all I need to know. Natasha: Well not quite all... you see there's one other detail Stephanie. While you can by all means try and find a replacement.... unless you find one in the next 24 hours... you'll have to live up to at least the first commitment. I promised Heffner to have you give a bikini shoot for EMF magazine... you know... you start to build up interest in the playboy spread. (Stephanie turns red, whether it's from embarrassment, or anger, you be the judge.) .:: Stephanie McMahon::.-What? Thta's stupid! Natasha: That's how it is.... i'm sorry... but it's already agreed. .::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-I swear, one day Natasha, you are going to regret how you are acting. (Stephanie yells, tired of talking to Nat, she stomps away.) ("Carnage's theme" blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This match is former tag team partner, vs. one half of the tag team champion. King-This should be very interesting. Kris Gaffney-That it should be. ("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA system as Dustin Miller walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring, but suddenly he see's Tony Ikeda walking out to the stage.) JR-Dustin Miller has never claimed to be the most experienced wrestler, now he has Tony Ikeda looming. King-That has got to be distracting. Kris Gaffney-At least he doesn't use his "Badd powers". [Carnage and Dustin Miller pace around the ring, and they lock up, Carnage hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Dustin Miller. Carnage hits a clubbing blow to the back of one half of the tag team champions Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller goes down to the mat, and Carnage hits a stomp into the downed Dustin Miller, and then he picks up Dustin Miller, and pushes him into the ropes, and tries to whip him to the ropes, but the whip is reversed. Carnage lowers his head, but it's countered with a kick to the face. Dustin Miller stumbles around, and Carnage picks up Dustin Miller over his head with a military press, Carnage holds him up for a few moments, and then finally Carnage drops Dustin Miller with a military press slam. Dustin Miller is in a lot of pain, and he is slow to get up to his feet, and he goes into the corner. Carnage measures up, and Carnage goes for a splash in the corner. But Dustin Miller is able to get his boots up, and Carnage crashes into the corner, and Carnage stumbles backwards. Dustin Miller pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and waits for Carnage to get where he wants him to, and he leaps off of the second rope for what seems to be a double axe handle, Carnage catches him with a bear hug, and Carnage holds him for a few moments, and then he drives him into the corner, and hits a few shoulder blocks into the corner. Carnage whips Dustin Miller hard into the corner, and he crashes into the corner, and he flips into the corner, and falls on to the apron on to his feet. Dustin Miller stumbles on to the apron. Carnage runs at the ropes, and sling shots Dustin Miller over the top rope, and Dustin Miller crashes on to the mat. Dustin Miller slowly gets up stunned, and Dustin Miller gets picked up over his shoulder. Carnage runs, and hits a running power slam. Carnage goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………………………2…………………………kick out by Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller looks like he doesn't know how he kicked out of that one, Carnage looks happy to give him more pain as he gets up to his feet, and he holds up his hand, as it looks like he's ready to give him a choke slam. Which while a lot of big men often believe will end a match (but rarely with a lot of success.)] JR-Carnage might be going for a choke slam. King-Yeah…like that will work. Kris Gaffney-It's suppose to… King-Only if your name is the Undertaker… [Dustin Miller stumbles up to his feet, and Carnage grabs Dustin Miller by the throat, but before he can lift him up. Dustin Miller is able to throw him off, and Dustin Miller is able to run to the ropes, and he hits a low drop kick that knocks down Carnage to one knee, Dustin Miller runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Dustin Miller hits a bulldog that drives Carnage into the mat, Carnage is in pain, and Dustin Miller is taking this time to rest up. But he knows that he has to strike quickly as that move wasn't going to hurt Carnage enough to keep him down to the mat alone. Dustin Miller goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Carnage to get up to his feet, and once Carnage gets up to his feet. Dustin Miller leaps off of the top rope, but it's countered by Carnage catching Dustin Miller. Carnage holds him for a few moments, and then Carnage tries to transfer him on to his shoulder, but before he can hit anything. Dustin Miller is able to slide out of the back of Carnage, and pushes him into the corner. Carnage crashes into the corner. Dustin Miller waits for Carnage as he stumbles out of the corner. Dustin Miller kicks Carnage in the gut that doubles him over, and hits a DDT that plants Carnage. Dustin Miller goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………………..2……………………….kick out by Carnage. Dustin Miller looks annoyed, so he hits a few mounted punches. So much in fact, the ref has to physically pull him off Carnage. When he does that, Dustin Miller shows that he's still hurting, and now he's just trying to recover so that he might do something with this advantage he now has.] JR-Dustin Miller is surprising a lot of people right now. King-Guess he been reading Wiki lately… Kris Gaffney-That solves everything. [Dustin Miller backs off as Carnage gets up to his feet near the ropes, and he charges at Carnage. Carnage throws Dustin Miller out of the ropes, and at the feet of Tony Ikeda who doesn't pay much attention. The ref backs up Carnage with his back turn, Dustin Miller hits a punch on Tony which stuns him, Dustin Miller slides into the ring, and Dustin Miller hits a few fists to the face of Carnage, and Carnage reverses the whip, while the ref doesn't see it. Tony Ikeda grabs a hold of Dustin Miller's ankle. Miller is albe to stop his momentum enough to have him turn around, Carnage school boy's Dustin Miller, and is able to hold him for the 1………………2………………3!] JR-Tony Ikeda's distraction allowed Carnage to get the win. King-Well…don't think he did it for Carnage there. Kris Gaffney-The tensions in the tag division is just going to get worse now. (Dustin Miller doesn't look happy at Tony Ikeda as Shockwave goes off of the air.) (note: Appreciate both efforts, even though there was clear lack of time on both sides. Nice job to both of you, and why I made sure the loser didn't look bad, and it built stuff in the future.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once it concludes, we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on to reveal the fans in Kansas City yelling, and waving their signs. Some of the signs say "Stephanie in playboy = awesome", "Dustin Miller posted survival tips on Wiki", and "Ikeda-riffic")

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol JR, along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-yeah, and we have quite a show, headlined by the building interest in the tag division.

Kris Gaffney-Don't remember when there was so much interest.

("Through the Fire and the flames" blasts on the PA system Troy Gafgen walks to the ring.)

JR-This veteran of the ring has gone through some hard times lately.

King-Yeah, but I'm sure he is hoping that he has better luck tonight.

Kris Gaffney-I would hope so.

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Well one thing is for sure, someone is going to break out tonight.

King-You'd think ….wouldn't you!?

[Troy Gafgen and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, and Rad Hazard charges at Troy Gafgen. But Rad Hazard ducsk under, and Rad Hazard goes for a fist to the face of Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen is able to duck under it, and Rad Hazard gets his fist blocked, and then Troy Gafgen hits a big head butt. Rad Hazard goes down to the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet Rad Hazard hits a knee lift that doubles over Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard hits a hard fist that knocks back Rad Hazard to the ropes, and Troy Gafgen whips him to the ropes, and Troy Gafgen hits a big back body drop that sends Rad Hazard flying down to the mat. Rad Hazard slowly gets up to his feet, with the help of the ropes, and he turns around, and Rad Hazard gets hit with a few body shots that stun Rad Hazard. Finally the ref makes Troy Gafgen back off, and Troy Gafgen finally goes into the corner once again. Troy Gafgen whips Rad Hazard hard into the opposite corner, and Rad Hazard flips up in the corner, and Rad Hazard goes on the apron, and stumbles on the apron stunned, and Rad Hazard is hurt, and is hurt even more once he is hit with a running big boot that sends Rad Hazard flying off of the apron, and on to the guard rail, and finally on the arena floor. Rad Hazard is down as Troy Gafgen goes to the outside, and he picks up Rad Hazard, and puts him in a bear hug, and drives him into the ring post.]

JR-Troy Gafgen is taking it to the former champion TV champion Rad Hazard.

King-Yeah, but Troy Gafgen has been a World champion.

Kris Gaffney-That's just championship name dropping…

[Troy Gafgen picks up Rad Hazard in a military press, and throws him into the ring, and Troy Gafgen gets into the ring, and waits as Rad Hazard gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen goes for the Crack of Dawn, but Rad Hazard is able to block it by grabbing the ropes, and Troy Gafgen is hurt, and Rad Hazard falls back into the corner, and Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet. He charges at Rad Hazard, and Troy Gafgen goes into the corner charging, and goes for a splash, but Rad Hazard ducks it, and Troy Gafgen goes crashes into the corner, Rad Hazard pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and measures up on Troy Gafgen, and hits a flipping block buster neck breaker that knocks down Troy Gafgen, and Rad Hazard takes this time to rest up, and Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face, and Rad Hazard tries to whip Troy Gafgen off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Troy Gafgen. Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard hits a flying forearm. This makes Troy Gafgen fall into the ropes, and he is now in the ropes. Rad Hazard hits a few fists on the trapped Troy Gafgen, and the ref makes him back away. As the ref gets Troy out of the ropes, Rad Hazard goes out side, and waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet.]

JR-The momentum has changed.

King-As Ashley Irvine would say…"that's never good".

Kris Gaffney- Not one bit.

[Troy is getting up, Rad Hazard leaps off, but Troy Gafgen counters with the Crack of Dawn! Rad Hazard is down for the count, Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and gets the 1………………..2…………………..3!]

JR-Troy pulled out the win.

("If you smell" blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Since coming to the EMF the Rock has set his sets on gold…it seems that the Extreme gold is first.

King-Firestorm doesn't approve.

Kris Gaffney-Everyone thought it, someone had to say it.

("Monster" blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring along, he poses as Abyss doesn't look too happy, but he continues to the ring.)

JR-Abyss lately has been through quite a lot.

King-But then again, what else is new.

Kris Gaffney-Abyss probably wishes for a boring time in his life.

[The Rock, and Abyss face off in the middle of the ring. The Rock spits in the face of Abyss, Abyss takes a few moments to understand what just happened, and he throws a fist to the face of the Rock that is easily ducked, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face of the Monster who stumbles backwards, and the Rock whips Abyss to the ropes, and Abyss comes off of the ropes, and the Rock knocks down Abyss with a spinning back elbow to the face of Abyss. Abyss goes down to the mat, and is quick to get up to his feet, and the Rock hits a few fsits to the face, and Abyss stumbles into the corner, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face as Abyss goes into the corner, and the Rock stops a moment and spits on his fist, and hits a big fist to the face of Abyss, and Abyss stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes, and hits a running forearm that knocks down Abyss. Abyss gets up to his feet, and he's stunned, and the Rock picks up Abyss hits a body slam, and the Rock hits a few of his patten stomps as Abyss tries to crawl away, and the Rock backs up, and Abyss gets up to his feet. The Rock helps Abyss get up to his fees the eyes of the Rock, The Rock stumbles backwards in pain. Abyss charges and goes for a running clothesline the Rock ducks it, and hits a few more punches, and whips Abyss to the ropes, and Abyss runs to the ropes, and the Rock goes for a clothesline of his own, but Abyss ducks it, and continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Abyss flying to the mat. Abyss stumbles up in pain, and the Rock kicks the monster in the gut, and hits a DDT! The Rock goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1…………………………………2………………………………………kick out by Abyss. The Rock looks annoyed, and rolls out of the ring, he goes to ring side, and grabs a steel chair.]

JR-Seems like the Rock has had enough.

King-Well…couldn't stay a wrestling match for long…could it?

[The Rock comes into the ring and waits as Abyss gets up to his feet, and the Rock raises the chair, and tries to smash Abyss. But Abyss is able to hit a low blow, and the Rock stumbles back in a lot of pain, and then he turns around. Abyss has the chair, and then Abyss levels the Rock with a chair shot that takes down the Rock. The Rock goes down to the mat, and Abyss falls to the ropes, and he rests up, and Abyss throws the chair to the outside, and the Rock soon after that gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a running clothesline that the Rock. The Rock gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits another running clothesline. The Rock gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a few fists to the face of the Rock, and then Abyss whips the Rock to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Abyss lowers his head, and Abyss hits a back body drop that sends the Rock flying through the air, and he crashes into the mat. The Rock gets up fairly quickly, and Abyss picks up the Rock, and hits the shock treatment. Abyss waits for the Rock who is slow to get up to his feet, and once the Rock turns around, Abyss grabs the Rock around the throat, and he lifts the Rock up, and drives him down to the mat with a choke slam! Abyss goes into the cover, and the ref counts 1………………….2……………………kick out by the Rock. Abyss looks at the ref, but doesn't seem like he is going to argue as he gets up to his feet.]

JR-Abyss knows that he's not going to have an easy match with the Rock.

King-After all…the Rock knows his secrets.

Kris Gaffney-Shouldn't have mentioned that to him.

[Abyss rolls out of the ring, and grabs a bag from under the ring, and he pours out thumb tacks. He turns around see's the Rock getting up dazed, but suddenly the Rock turns round. Matt Dragon is in the ring, and has the chair, and goes for the chair shot to the Rock's head, but the Rock ducks under, and Abyss gets hit. Matt Dragon looks shocked, the Rock throws Matty D out of the ring. Abyss gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits a Rock Bottom into the tacks! He goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1……………………..2……………………3!]

JR-The Rock won this match.

King-Yeah, but with a lot of help from Matty D.

Kris Gaffney-I think he meant to do it.

JR-You're crazy…

("" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte and Tony Ikeda walk to the ring, they step inside of the ring.)

JR-This is not the first time that these two careers have crossed a time or two.

King-Plus they both have been ruled by Scott Mann.

Kris Gaffney-He will rule you!

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Big Sal and Shawn Pond walk to the ring, and they step inside of the ring.)

JR- Last week, Big Sal was defeated by the Rock, I'm sure he wants to get a win here to get some momentum.

King-Momentum is always a good thing.

Kris Gaffney-Not in the WWE…

[Scott Tazte and Big Sal pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Scott Tazte gets pushed backwards, and Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Big Sal takes a wild swing at Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte waits as Big Sal turns around, Big Sal gets hit with a standing drop kick that makes Big Sal falls back to the ropes. Scott Tazte charges at Big Sal, Big Sal hits a back body drop that sends Scott Tazte over the top rope, but Scott Tazte lands on the apron. Big Sal turns around, and Big Sal tries to go for a shoulder block into the gut, but Scott Tazte moves out of the way, and Big Sal is stuck between the ropes, and Big Sal gets hit with a kick to the side of the head. This keeps Big Sal on the ropes, and Scott Tazte backs up, and hits a running knee lift that knocks Big Sal into the ring. Big Sal is up to his feet, and Scott Tazte measures up, and Scott Tazte sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and hits a flying clothesline that catches Big Sal, and knocks the giant off his feet. Scott Tazte knowing that he wants to keep the pressure on Big Sal before he can get his vertical base back runs to the ropes, and hits a knee drop to the back of the head. Big Sal is in pain, and Scott Tazte backs away as Big Sal does start to get up to his feet. Big Sal twists his arm, and being that he has been wore down enough, Scott Tazte is able to pull him to his, and Tony Ikeda's corner where Tony Ikeda is waiting for the tag. Scott Tazte makes the tag, and Tony Ikeda goes up to the top rope, steady's himself, leaps off and hits a double axe handle that brings down Sal to his knee's. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and hits a running knee that knocks down Sal. Sal goes into the corner, and he tries to get up to his feet, Tony Ikeda hits a few stomp on Big Sal as he tries to get up, and then places his boot on the throat of Big Sal as the ref counts to four. Tony Ikeda lets go of the choke hold, and backs away as the ref warns him about holding on to a choke hold too long. Tony Ikeda knowing the song and dance acts like he doesn't care, and Big Sal gets up in the corner, and Tony Ikeda closes the gap, and hits a fist to the face of Big Sal.]

JR-So far the team of Tazte and Ikeda are working together well.

King-Well…I doubt neither of them want to make a mistake.

Kris Gaffney-Well guess they want to impress each other.

[Big Sal is reeling in the corner, and Tony Ikeda whips Big Sal into the corner, and Big Sal crashes into the corner. Tony Ikeda charges at Big Sal, but Big Sal is able to counter this with a boot to the face, and Tony Ikeda falls backwards, and Big Sal dives, and makes the tag to Shawn Pond. Tony Ikeda is able to recover, and charges at Shawn Pond. Shawn Pond hits a shoulder into the gut that doubles him over, and Shawn Pond slides under the ring ropes, and under Tony Ikeda, Tony Ikeda turns around, and gets knocked down with a running enzugri. This sends Tony Ikeda to the mat, and Shawn Pond waits as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Shawn Pond hits a flying forearm shot to the face, and Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and Shawn Pond hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip Tony Ikeda to the ropes, but it's reversed by Tony Ikeda. Shawn Pond bounces off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda lowers his head, but it's countered by Shawn Pond grabbing a hold of his hair, and driving him down to the mat. Tony Ikeda is in pain, as Shawn Pond backs off, and Tony Ikeda slowly gets up to his feet. Shawn Pond gets to his feet, and Tony Ikeda gets kicked in the gut by Shawn Pond, and Shawn Pond hooks Tony Ikeda in a vertical suplex position, and hooks the leg, and executes a fisherman suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1………………………..2……………………………..kick out by Tony Ikeda, Shawn Pond sits down as he looks over, and see's that Big Sal seems ready to go once again, so he decides to go to make the tag to his partner.]

JR- Shawn Pond and Big Sal have turned the tables here.

King-No matter how much experience Tony Ikeda and Tazte have, there is no substute for tag team experience.

[Big Sal comes into the ring, and waits as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and as he turns around Big Sal grabs Tony Ikeda around the throat, and lifts him up, and hold him up for a few moments, and before he can drop him. Tony Ikeda reaches down, and rakes the eyes of Big Sal. Stunning him, and Big Sal charges at Tony Ikeda. Tony Iekda counters with the full nelson suplex! Scott Tazte comes into the ring, and knocks Shawn Pond off of the apron, as Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Big Sal, and the ref counts the 1………………………..2……………………3!]

JR-Tony Ikeda, and Scott Tazte have won their first match as a team.

King-They looked good, but certainly not perfect.

Kris Gaffney-Yet…

(Our scene opens in the parking lot. We see General Manager Natasha Jones approaching her car, in order to leave. She looks around nervously. She'd already been followed once... and narrowly escaped. She couldn't risk it a second time. However, the getaway would be delayed by someone unexpected approaching her.

.::Voice::.-The hell you playing at?!

(She looks, finally she see's a very angry looking Stephanie McMahon.)

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-You know...I thought that running away from my problems would make them go away, but then I realized I was fooling myself, and the only way to deal with them is deal with the source.

Natasha: Your problems? I have no idea what they are and frankly, I don't care. You may work for me... but that just gives me a reason to hate you. So if you have problems... go to Cena, or Mike, or Amy... or anyone else. Someone who gives a damn about this hell hole. I'm just here for my kids.

Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-That's very funny Nat, you know I actually understand your whole thing with your kids, but the thing is....you done more than just get your kids, you have found the necessarity to do more than just that. Which is where we have a problem.

Natasha: Well raising these issues with me is only going to land you in some horrible match that im sure you wont want... so as I said... take it to Cena. I have nothing to say to you.

.:: Stephanie McMahon::.-Fine, how about this then, if you aren't going to care about my problem. Then I want you to know, screw your stupid lock box bullshit.

Natasha: Hey... you chose to win the match. Not my problem if you don't like your reward.

.:: Stephanie McMahon::.-Here is the problem Natasha, you see that would be all well and good if I entered into this match willingly. But it wasn't the case, it was you who entered me into this match. I had no choice but to be apart of the match. Now I don't know what type of "prize" posing nude in playboy is...but it's a bad idea. It should be a personal decision, not just thrown to anyone.

Natasha: You could have laid down. You knew there was a chance. You could have thrown the match and let someone else worry about posing nude. The fact is... you didn't. You chose to win a key. Stephanie... i'd love to help you.... really I would... but I can't. OK... thats a lie, I just can't help the fact I simply don't care.

.:: Stephanie McMahon::.-Well, you certainly care enough to make the stupid match. So you can stand here, and say you are only here for your kids. But I don't buy it, your actions speak louder than your words. It's very clear that you don't like me. Now I know you are a desperate woman, but that doesn't mean you should try to drag me down with you. You should relate with me, when I stood up for my daughter, it's something that I have no doubt that you would have done. So if you don't care about it, then why are you planning to force me to stick with it? Maybe it would get Boring Sky to shut up, because someone isn't paying attention to her for 5 whole seconds.

Natasha: Im making you go through with it because the EMF has a commitment to supply Playboy with a Diva for this upcoming issue. That's why the match existed, to choose one. And you got the honour. Playboy are already advertising your name.... you really think ,even if I wanted to.... they'd be happy with me changing it now?

.:: Stephanie McMahon::.-I didn't sign anything, just because you gave me a contract, doesn't mean they have a right to advertise my name on anything. I realize Katie's idea of what she would have done can't be done, but until I actually sign something, that's their problem, not mine. That's why I'm here, so if you aren't going to do anything about it, then I want to know, be straight up with me. Because you know deep down you can do something about it, why are you so insistant to make me do this, when you know I don't want to?

Natasha: Im just doing my job Stephanie. We have a commitment to playboy. I put the contract in a box because I figured it was the fairest way. You got it.... that's not my problem. Playboy have every right to advertise you because by retrieving and opening that box, you agreed to hold its contents.

.:: Stephanie McMahon::.-Yeah, I said I realize that. What I meant was they need to have something written before they do anything, but I realize I can't just not tell them I don't want to do it. I just want to know, are you standing here saying you can't do anything because you can't, or because you won't?

Natasha: It doesn't matter does it? The outcomes the same for you. The only way I could help you, is if you found a suitable replacement that Playboy would accept in your place, and who wanted to do it. Failing that though, my hands are tied.

.:: Stephanie McMahon::.-Oh really....huh...well...I'll just go see what I can find then. But really I just know there is a lot more reasons behind your attitude, but fine, if that's all you are giving me, then I suppose that's all I need to know.

Natasha: Well not quite all... you see there's one other detail Stephanie. While you can by all means try and find a replacement.... unless you find one in the next 24 hours... you'll have to live up to at least the first commitment. I promised Heffner to have you give a bikini shoot for EMF magazine... you know... you start to build up interest in the playboy spread.

(Stephanie turns red, whether it's from embarrassment, or anger, you be the judge.)

.:: Stephanie McMahon::.-What? Thta's stupid!

Natasha: That's how it is.... i'm sorry... but it's already agreed.

.::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-I swear, one day Natasha, you are going to regret how you are acting.

(Stephanie yells, tired of talking to Nat, she stomps away.)

("Carnage's theme" blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This match is former tag team partner, vs. one half of the tag team champion.

King-This should be very interesting.

Kris Gaffney-That it should be.

("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA system as Dustin Miller walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring, but suddenly he see's Tony Ikeda walking out to the stage.)

JR-Dustin Miller has never claimed to be the most experienced wrestler, now he has Tony Ikeda looming.

King-That has got to be distracting.

Kris Gaffney-At least he doesn't use his "Badd powers".

[Carnage and Dustin Miller pace around the ring, and they lock up, Carnage hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Dustin Miller. Carnage hits a clubbing blow to the back of one half of the tag team champions Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller goes down to the mat, and Carnage hits a stomp into the downed Dustin Miller, and then he picks up Dustin Miller, and pushes him into the ropes, and tries to whip him to the ropes, but the whip is reversed. Carnage lowers his head, but it's countered with a kick to the face. Dustin Miller stumbles around, and Carnage picks up Dustin Miller over his head with a military press, Carnage holds him up for a few moments, and then finally Carnage drops Dustin Miller with a military press slam. Dustin Miller is in a lot of pain, and he is slow to get up to his feet, and he goes into the corner. Carnage measures up, and Carnage goes for a splash in the corner. But Dustin Miller is able to get his boots up, and Carnage crashes into the corner, and Carnage stumbles backwards. Dustin Miller pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and waits for Carnage to get where he wants him to, and he leaps off of the second rope for what seems to be a double axe handle, Carnage catches him with a bear hug, and Carnage holds him for a few moments, and then he drives him into the corner, and hits a few shoulder blocks into the corner. Carnage whips Dustin Miller hard into the corner, and he crashes into the corner, and he flips into the corner, and falls on to the apron on to his feet. Dustin Miller stumbles on to the apron. Carnage runs at the ropes, and sling shots Dustin Miller over the top rope, and Dustin Miller crashes on to the mat. Dustin Miller slowly gets up stunned, and Dustin Miller gets picked up over his shoulder. Carnage runs, and hits a running power slam. Carnage goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………………………2…………………………kick out by Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller looks like he doesn't know how he kicked out of that one, Carnage looks happy to give him more pain as he gets up to his feet, and he holds up his hand, as it looks like he's ready to give him a choke slam. Which while a lot of big men often believe will end a match (but rarely with a lot of success.)]

JR-Carnage might be going for a choke slam.

King-Yeah…like that will work.

Kris Gaffney-It's suppose to…

King-Only if your name is the Undertaker…

[Dustin Miller stumbles up to his feet, and Carnage grabs Dustin Miller by the throat, but before he can lift him up. Dustin Miller is able to throw him off, and Dustin Miller is able to run to the ropes, and he hits a low drop kick that knocks down Carnage to one knee, Dustin Miller runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Dustin Miller hits a bulldog that drives Carnage into the mat, Carnage is in pain, and Dustin Miller is taking this time to rest up. But he knows that he has to strike quickly as that move wasn't going to hurt Carnage enough to keep him down to the mat alone. Dustin Miller goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Carnage to get up to his feet, and once Carnage gets up to his feet. Dustin Miller leaps off of the top rope, but it's countered by Carnage catching Dustin Miller. Carnage holds him for a few moments, and then Carnage tries to transfer him on to his shoulder, but before he can hit anything. Dustin Miller is able to slide out of the back of Carnage, and pushes him into the corner. Carnage crashes into the corner. Dustin Miller waits for Carnage as he stumbles out of the corner. Dustin Miller kicks Carnage in the gut that doubles him over, and hits a DDT that plants Carnage. Dustin Miller goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………………..2……………………….kick out by Carnage. Dustin Miller looks annoyed, so he hits a few mounted punches. So much in fact, the ref has to physically pull him off Carnage. When he does that, Dustin Miller shows that he's still hurting, and now he's just trying to recover so that he might do something with this advantage he now has.]

JR-Dustin Miller is surprising a lot of people right now.

King-Guess he been reading Wiki lately…

Kris Gaffney-That solves everything.

[Dustin Miller backs off as Carnage gets up to his feet near the ropes, and he charges at Carnage. Carnage throws Dustin Miller out of the ropes, and at the feet of Tony Ikeda who doesn't pay much attention. The ref backs up Carnage with his back turn, Dustin Miller hits a punch on Tony which stuns him, Dustin Miller slides into the ring, and Dustin Miller hits a few fists to the face of Carnage, and Carnage reverses the whip, while the ref doesn't see it. Tony Ikeda grabs a hold of Dustin Miller's ankle. Miller is albe to stop his momentum enough to have him turn around, Carnage school boy's Dustin Miller, and is able to hold him for the 1………………2………………3!]

JR-Tony Ikeda's distraction allowed Carnage to get the win.

King-Well…don't think he did it for Carnage there.

Kris Gaffney-The tensions in the tag division is just going to get worse now.

(Dustin Miller doesn't look happy at Tony Ikeda as Shockwave goes off of the air.)

(note: Appreciate both efforts, even though there was clear lack of time on both sides. Nice job to both of you, and why I made sure the loser didn't look bad, and it built stuff in the future.)