EMF: Shockwave
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, Tre Misanthrope!!! [The intro for Alien Angel plays as the lights dim, with two spot lights on the stage as Tre Misanthrope is isolated, his back to the audience and his arms outstretched. After the first build-up, the song cuts to the chorus, where he turns around and raises one finger to the sky, staring above him. He makes his way to the ring, stopping halfway down the ramp to extend his arms again and scream, before running to the ring and sliding under the ropes. He stands up again, extending his arms one last time before punching the mat, staring down as if he is praying until the music fades out.. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, AN ARKIE!!! (crowd cheers ****) [AN ARKIE runs to the ring commando style. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks Tre Misanthrope's boots and knee pads. AN ARKIE tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) Tre Misanthrope executes a ropeflip hiptoss on AN ARKIE. Tre Misanthrope covers AN ARKIE. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 AN ARKIE escapes. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha ] JR - That's an illegal move! [AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Tre Misanthrope rakes his fingers across AN ARKIE's back. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Tre Misanthrope throws AN ARKIE off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Now Tre Misanthrope standing. Tre Misanthrope chokes AN ARKIE with his boot. Tre Misanthrope drags AN ARKIE to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Tre Misanthrope hits AN ARKIE with an elbowdrop. Tre Misanthrope stands up. (...3) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha (....4) Tre Misanthrope connects with a flying knee. AN ARKIE goes down. AN ARKIE climbs to his feet. (.....5) AN ARKIE takes Tre Misanthrope into the ring. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha ] JR - That's an illegal move! [AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE piledrives Tre Misanthrope. AN ARKIE and Tre Misanthrope go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) AN ARKIE clotheslines Tre Misanthrope. (...3) Tre Misanthrope legsweeps AN ARKIE. (....4) Tre Misanthrope hits AN ARKIE with the back of his elbow. (.....5) AN ARKIE takes Tre Misanthrope into the ring. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE piledrives Tre Misanthrope. ] JR - Good power move by AN ARKIE. [AN ARKIE sends Tre Misanthrope to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) AN ARKIE clotheslines Tre Misanthrope. (...3) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha (....4) AN ARKIE is hit with a backward kick. AN ARKIE is up again. (.....5) AN ARKIE and Tre Misanthrope move back into the ring. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE piledrives Tre Misanthrope. ] JR - The WWF is the only place for entertainment like this! [Tre Misanthrope gets back to his feet. AN ARKIE gets hit with a back heel kick. AN ARKIE moves back to his feet. AN ARKIE sets Tre Misanthrope up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE piledrives Tre Misanthrope. Tre Misanthrope piledrives AN ARKIE. Tre Misanthrope applies an arm wrench to AN ARKIE. Tre Misanthrope drops AN ARKIE with the move known as "His Eternal Wrath". Tre Misanthrope covers AN ARKIE. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 JR - The winner of this match, Tre Misanthrope!!! (The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (We open up on this edition of Saturday Shockwave with the arena lights turned off. Pyrotechnics rain down on the Shockwave stage exploding on the stage. Finally they end, and the lights turn on. Fans are yelling, and waving their signs. One sign says “The EMF took my inferior sign, and gave me a better sign. I come here in protest!”, and other signs that I’m not going to mention. Anyways the camera sweep around the crowd a few times before zooming back, and displaying the location information.) JR-We have come to the United Center in Chicago, Illinois for another edition of Saturday Shockwave. Hello once again. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined at ring side by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight we will see the clash of champions as Wade Wilson the extreme champion will take on our IC champion Walter Melon. King-Plus Melon gods are on his side. Kris Gaffney-Did anyone ever think to get Catherine Walker on their side against the Melon Club? God is afraid of the McMahon’s. It’s a proven fact. JR-Let’s get the show started… “Go To Sleep” by Eminem blasts over the loud speakers. The lights go completely black and then a blue and green spotlight point to the stands where The Aerial Assassin and The Warrior step out into the crowd. They look around smiling, smash forearms and then begin their descend down the steps smacking hands with fans on the way down. They hop the barricade, run and slide into the ring. The Aerial Assassin runs, jumps up putting his foot into the hands of The Warrior and he flings The Aerial Assassin into the air where he does three backflips and does a “superhero” landing, The Warrior stands behind him smiling and holds his own fist in the air. As The Aerial Assassin slowly looks up, the two once again smash forearms and make their way to their corner, lean up against the ropes as they wait for the match to begin. JR-Warrior Spirit has proven to be one of the top teams in the EMF. King-They have had their up’s and down’s recently. Kris Gaffney-Wonder what this match will be. “Set The Stage” blasts on the PA system. Joey and Scumbag enters the arena with a burst of white pyro. He smashes two beers together and dumps them in his mouth Scumbag makes various comments to the crowd members. Before making their way toward the ring, two Applebees waitresses join his side with huge platters of chicken fingers. As they approach the stage the waitresses toss the chicken fingers into the crowd. JR-Joey Bones has shown quite a bit as well. King-No idea about Scumbag Wilson. Kris Gaffney-He’s Randy Orton’s favorite wrestler who doesn’t take years to get down to the ring. [Jimmy Iolana and Joey Bones start out in the middle of the ring. Jimmy and Iolana start to throw fists to the face. Neither wrestlers are backing down. Jimmy Iolana tries to whip Joey Bones off of the ropes. Joey is able to reverse the whip. Jimmy Iolana bounces off of the ropes. Joey Bones hits a one man flap jack that sends him down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Joey Bones picks up Jimmy Iolana, and he puts him down with a body slam. He backs up into the ropes, he comes off of the roeps, and he connects with a diving elbow drop. Joey Bones goes into the cover on Jimmy Iolana. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2….KICK OUT by Jimmy Iolana. Joey Bones twists his arm, and he brings him towards him with a shoulder block, then another one. Joey Bones drags Jimmy towards the corner, and he makes the tag Bud Wilson. Joey Bones holds Jimmy Iolana in place with the arm bar. He runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a spear on Jimmy Iolana. Jimmy is on the mat, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Jimmy Iolana.] JR-Bud Wilson could pin him here. King-There is a reason why they call him scumbag. Kris Gaffney-Because he’s a fine outstanding citizen, and his nickname is ironic? King-……I hate you… [Sumbag Wilson picks up Jimmy Iolana, and he picks him over his shoulder, but he is able to slide out of the back of Bud Wilson. Jimmy Iolana hits a super kick that puts down Scumbag. Jimmy Iolana dives, and he makes the tag to Alemana Anoa’I, he runs into the ring, and he hits a running clothesline. Alemana waits for Scumbag Wilson to get up to his feet. Once he does he pegs him with a few forearm shots to the face that makes him reel on the ropes. Scumbag whips Alemana Aloa’I bounces off of the ropes, and Alemana hits a somoan drops. ALemana from that point goes into the cover on Scumbag Wilson. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by Bud “Scumbag” Wilson. Bud “Scumbag” Wilson gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Alemana runs, and he connects with a clothesline that takes him with a clothesline over the top rope. He crashes down on the mat around ring side.] JR-This fight is going to the outside. King-I can’t assume this is going to end well. [Scumbag crawls away, he has a chair. But Alemana disarms him. Alemana hits a head butt. Scumbag Wilson stumbles away, he gets up with the help of the apron. The ref is counting. But he turns his attention to the other side of the ring to yell at Jimmy and Joey Bones fighting on the outside of the ring. While his attention is turned. Scumbag hits a back low blow which also gets blocked by the apron. Alemana falls down on the mat. He’s in pain. Scumbag is going for the chair again. Alemana is in pain, and he realizes that he Scumbag doesn’t care about the match anymore. ALemana and Scumbag have chairs, swing, and both hit the chair on each other. Scumbag got more. But the ref saw it both. The ref calls for the bell. DQing both teams. Scumbag smashes Alemana with the chair.] JR-This got out of control fast. Warrior Spirit needed to fight fire with fire. King-Fine outstanding citizen is disapproving of this situation. Kris Gaffney-Although Scumbag and Joey are walking out of the ring…that makes them winners in Angelus book, and really isn’t that what is really important? "I've Paid... My...Dues!" echoes through the arena. Francis comes out full of energy before quickly stopping by the top of the ramp taking a deep breath, raising his arms and then taking his hands near his chest in a prayer like pose. He raises his gaze into the ring and breaks away from the pose as he starts running down the ramp high fiving the fans and celebrating. JR-It’s been a long, and tough journey for the living legend. King-He only gets invited back so much because of his name. Kris Gaffney-Guess there has to be an advantage to be named Francis. King-Some people consider it blessing, some…a curse. (The lights turn out. Suddenly a single spotlight shown on a confused Francis Cosmos what he doesn’t seeing is a looming figure rushing in the background before it’s too late. Francis falls down hard out of the spotlight. The lights turn on to reveal that it’s Wretched Nobody. He grabs Francis he drives him hard into the barricade. Francis yells in pain, and he grabs him, and he runs otwards the ring steps. He throws him hard into the ring steps. The top of the ring steps go flying. He falls down on the mat in pain. Wretch grabs him, he lifts him up, and he drops him hard on the base with a high angled back body drop. His back smacking the steel. Wretch grabs Francis, and he throws him into the ring.) JR-My god. Someone needs to stop this monster. King-Guess he doesn’t like people named Francis. Kris Gaffney-He’s the hero that Wade Wilson didn’t want, but he needed. [The ref is checking to see if Francis wants to start the match. He pushes the ref, and yells he wants to fight. He gets up to his feet the bell rings. The Wretched Nobody runs at Francis full speed, but with to make a point. Francis is able to duck under, and he hits a few fists to the face that dazes The Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem too pleased, but he seemly doesn’t get a choice in the matter, because he gets his eyes raked. Francis Cosmos run to the ropes, and he connects with a front drop kick that staggers The Wretched Nobody.] JR-Francis Cosmos is giving everything he has. Kris Gaffney-The only thing…how much does he have left after the attack? King-Where is Scott Steiner to give us the percentages… [Francis Cosmos doesn’t seem like he knows what he is needs to do now. Wretched Nobody staggering around. Francis Cosmos runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Francis Cosmos gets picked up, and slammed down on the mat with a standing spine buster. Francis Cosmos hits hard into the mat, and Francis Cosmos gets picked up, and he throws him into the corner. The Wretched Nobody hits a few body shots, and then answers with fists to the face again, and again, and again. Before the ref pushes back Wretch. Francis Cosmos falls down on the mat with a sack of potato’s. He is slow to get up to his feet. Then he almost gets hit head taken off with the trephination!! He goes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover, the ref counts 1…………2………Wretch brings Francis up.] JR-What is Wretch doing? King-Giving Francis another shot? Kris Gaffney-Very considerate of him! [The Wretched Nobody puts him into the ropes, but seems Francis has nothing left. Wretched Nobody backs up, he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits another Trephination. This snaps the top rope. Francis falls on the second rope, and down on the mat. The ref goes down, checks Francis. He calls for the bell. WRETCH WINS VIA KNOCK OUT. The ref seems to want to do some more checking, but Wretch scares him off. Wretch paces around, then leaves the beaten down Francis in the middle of the ring.] JR-It’s about time we were able to get him out of the ring, and now… (The lights turn off. Finally the crowd reacts to the single spotlight on the still downed Francis Cosmos. Fog rolls in the light. We hear the familiar eerie whisping, after a few seconds the voices become louder. Before repeating three phrases in various, non specific orders.) …NIS… …TASC… ….TUO… (Repeating again, until we hear a similar popping sound, much like was heard at Survival of the Fittest. Rain starts to drop down on Francis. As it hits him we realized this is no ordinary rain. This is red rain. It pours down on Francis for a few times, the lights turn off, we are about to go to commercial when there is one last weird uttered over the PA system.) …TNENIMMI…** (We go to commercial.) (The EMF comes back with the ring fixed) An erie whistling begins as The Cleaner walks from the back. Slowly walking to the ring with his hands in his pockets about half way down whistling stops and the Theme "Walking Dead" starts up entering the ring John walks to the corner and sits in it (Via Raven). JR-This is the television debut of John Mosely. King-He looks familiar. Kris Gaffney-Pretty sure he doesn’t make any rock references…so I think were safe. The lights go out a red glow comes over the arena. Babies cry women scream. Twiztid Kill Somebody hits as Big J walks out towards the ring with Lucy as pyro goes off behind him he walks down the ring laughing at the fans scared faces as he enters the ring JR-Big J started his EMF career with a great win over Keith Slugger. King-He’s in the big leagues now! [John Mosely and Big J pace around the ring. They lock up, and both test their strength. Big J gets pushed back into the corner. John Mosely backs up on the corner. The ref counts to 4, and Big J goes for a fist to the face. John Mosely ducks under. He’s now in the corner. John Mosely waits for Big J to turn around, and John Mosely hook Big J, and he hits a inverted Russian leg sweep that sends Big J into the corner. Big J’s face hits hard into the corner. Big J turns around. John Mosely hits a few fists to the face that makes him stun, and he brings out Big J out of the corner, and he tries to whip Big J out of the corner, but it’s reversed by Big J. John Mosely bounces off of the ropes. Big J goes for a clothesline, but he ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. John Mosely bounces off of the other side of the ring, and he connects with a shoulder block that puts down Big J. John Mosely waits for Big J to get up to his feet. Once Big J does, Big J goes for a fist, and he ducks under, and he sets him up. He lifts him up, and he hits an atomic drop that makes Big J stumble forward in pain. John Mosely comes up from behind Big J, and he hooks him into a head lock, and he drops him with a bulldog head lock. John Mosely pushes him on to his back. John Mosely goes into the cover on Big J. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….KICK OUT by Big J.] JR-Big J has had a few times to get this match into his control, but it hasn’t quite worked out. King-Not yet. Kris Gaffney-Keep juggling. [Big J gets picked up. Big J counters with a jaw breaker. Big J gets up to his feet, and he connects with a step up ezuguri to the side of the head. This stumbles back John Mosely, and he falls out of the ring. He is on the apron. Big J goes over to where John Mosely is, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex!! John Mosely hits hard into the mat. Big J waits for him to get up to his feet. Big J hits a fist, then follows it up with another one. He pushes him back to the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes, John Mosely bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a drop kick that knocks down John Mosely. John Mosely hits the mat. He gets up fairly quickly, but it seems like he’s dazed. John falls into the corner. Big J runs, and he connects with a big splash. Big J pulls him out of the corner, and he drops him with a Russian leg sweep.] JR- Big J finally found his opening, and is taking advantage. King-He hit a home run to beat Keith Slugger. Can lightning strike twice? Kris Gaffney-I’m sure someone just gave a baseball reference response. [Big J has climbed up to the top rope, and he jumps in the air. John Mosely gets his boot up, connecting with Big J’s face. This dazes Big J. John Mosely gets up, he picks him up, and drops him with the Game Over. Big J seems out of it. Mosely goes into the cover on Big J. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!] JR-Big J took an unnecessary risk, and it came back to bite him. King-Told him, but did he listen? (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder is a veteran of the EMF. King-Someone probably thought this match would be funny. Kris Gaffney-Probably did…so? The lights of the arena shut off. A sound of a bat hitting a ball plays, followed by "Oroborus" by Gojira plays. Keith Slugger comes out with a bat on his shoulder. He looks around to the crowd and then does a practice swing. Walks to the ring. Goes and climbs a turnbuckle. Looks at the crowd and raises the bat. JR-Keith Slugger showed quite a bit last week. King-Didn’t get the win! Kris Gaffney-Well…he does get more than a limited number of games to do it. King-Sure that’s only the first of baseball references we will hear. [Zack Ryder is standing in the middle of the ring getting the crowd behind him with a “let’s go Ryder. Woo! Woo! Woo!” chant. He gets the crowd behind him. Keith Slugger takes a few moments before locking up with Ryder. Keith Slugger is able to go behind Zack Ryder. He puts him into a side head lock, and he puts on the pressure on Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder looks for a way out of the hold. He backs out of the hold, and he whips him out of the hold. He bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He connects with a running shoulder block that puts down Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet. Keith Slugger comes off of the ropes, and he hits a jumping forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Keith Slugger waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Keith Slugger hits a kick to the gut, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex front slam. Zack Ryder goes down on the mat face first. He staggers up to his knee’s. Keith Slugger runs off of the ropes, and he hits a knee to the face. Keith Slugger goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!!] JR-Kick out the former world champion. King-Zack might have to go to the minor leagues. Kris Gaffney-And other baseball references! [Keith Slugger picks up Zack Ryder, he hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up into the ropes. Keith Slugger pushes him back, and he whips him off of the ropes, and he goes for hit by the pitch. Zack Ryder blocks it, he ducks under, and he connects with a reverse neck breaker. Both wrestlers are down the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1…………2……….3…….4…..5….Keith Slugger crawls into the corner. Zack Ryder runs to the corner, and he hits a running drop kick into the corner. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet. Keith Slugger is about to come out of the croner. Keith Slugger falls into the corner. Zack Ryder looks around, and he backs up, and he does the fist pump. Woo! Woo! Woo! Keith Slugger runs to the corner, and he hits the broski boot to the face. Keith Slugger falls down on the mat. Zack Ryder brings him out of the corner. The ref goes into position to make the pin. The ref counts 1…………..2……….Keith Slugger got his leg on ropes. Seemly Zack Ryder didn’t pull him away from the ropes enough. Zack Ryder gets up, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Keith Slugger. He picks up Slugger, he whips him off of the ropes, and he connects with a front spine buster.] JR-Keith Slugger now knows why Zack Ryder is a grand slam champion. King- You mean he didn’t know before this match? Kris Gaffney-Guess it’s better to find out yourself. [Zack Ryder waits for Slugger to get up to his feet. Slugger gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder runs, and he goes for the Rough Ryder, but Slugger catches Ryder, and drops him with the Grand Slam!! Zack seems out of it. Slugger goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref counts 1……….2………3!!] JR-Ryder went for it all, and got nothing. Kris Gaffney-So he swung for the fences, and got nothing. Kris Gaffney-And more baseball references! Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring. JR-“Primetime” and Kenny Omegrape both won the elimination contenders match, therefore there will be a triple threat match. King-Tonight we will see what they can do one on one. Kris Gaffney-Plus the gimmick is different. The lights shut off with the thud of the main powerbreaker being switched. A silence is carried through the arena. Cochise by Audioslave begins to play as dozens of white robed Faith members begin entering the arena with lit candlesticks in hand. Single filed, one by one they all crawl into the ring and crowd together. Suddenly all the candles are blown out and the lights turn on. Father Atticus and Eris Albrite stands in the center of the ring surrounded by The Faith. He raises both arms above his head slowly and simultaneously the entire faith exits the ring and disperses through the crowd. Only Atticus and Eris remain in the ring. JR-The television champion is going to be hard to beat, be this a championship match or not. King- Plus he’s going to want to send a message if he can. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see how that works out for him. [“Primetime” Bad Boy starts out running at Atticus Chambers. Atticus Chambers answers with a hip toss over the top rope. “Primetime” Bad Boy hits the mat around ring side, and he doesn’t look too pleased. He tries to get back into the ring quickly after that last attack. But Atticus Chambers answers with a drop kick through the ropes, and this makes “Primetime” Bad Boy out of the ring. Atticus Chambers rolls under the ropes, and he climbs up on the apron. He waits for “Primetime” Bad Boy to get up to his feet. Atticus Chambers is slow to get upt o his feet. He is up to his feet, Bad Boy is where Atticus Chambers wants him to be. He jumps off of the apron, and he drops a double axe handle. “Primetime” Bad Boy goes down on the mat. Atticus Chambers stands over Bad Boy, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Bad Boy. Atticus Chambers picks up Bad Boy, and he sets him up into a power bomb position, he lifts up, and tries to drive him down through a table, but Atticus Chambers is able to counter with a few fists to the face, and he connects with a hurricananrana that sends him stumbling towards the ring post, and he hits face first into the ring post. He stumbles around, and Atticus Chambers throws him into the ring. Atticus Chambers climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for “Primetime” Bad Boy, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block. He rolls up, and he waits for “Primetime” Bad Boy to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he ducks behind “Primetime” Bad Boy, and he connects with a 3.0 inverted back breaker.] JR-Atticus Chambers might be giving himself enough time to get a table here. King-What makes JR think that? Kris Gaffney-Maybe the fact it’s a tables match? [Atticus Chambers brings in a table, and sets it up in the corner. Atticus Chamber grabs Primetime, and he runs to the corner, and he throws him into the corner. Before “Primetime” Bad Boy goes into the corner. “Primetime” Bad Boy is able to counter this by grabbing the ropes to stop the momentum. Atticus Chambers isn’t a fan of this at all, he runs towards Bad Boy, and Bad Boy counters with a back elbow to the face that makes him stumble backwards. “Primetime” Bad Boy hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Atticus Chambers, and he goes for the Bad Boy Stunner, but it’s countered by pushing Atticus Chambers to the ropes. He bounces off o the ropes. “Primetime” Bad Boy drops him with a spinning spine buster that puts him down on the mat. Atticus Chambers and Bad Boy stay on the mat. “Primetime” Bad Boy needs sonetime to rest up, and he rolls away towards the ropes, and he climbs up with the help of the orpes, and by this time Atticus Chambers is up to his feet. Atticus Chambers doesn’t seem to be too pleased, and he runs towards the ropes. “Primetime” Bad Boy hits a hot shot that makes Atticus Chambers fly through the air, and he crashes on the top rope, and he stumbles out of the corner. “Primetime” Bad Boy waits for him, he picks him up, and he plants down Atticus Chambers with a back breaker.] JR-“Primetime” might be sensing the end. King-He’ll do it for all the EMF’s “Primetime’s”. Kris Gaffney-It’s weird…so many have had that same nickname. King-Only one other Bad Boy though. [ Atticus Chambers gets picked up, and he gets up, and he picks up Bad Boy with him. He hooks him for a power bomb, he lifts him up. He aims towards the corner with the table in it. He runs for a buckle Bomb. But Atticus Chambers counters with a hurricananrana. Bad boy hits the corner, but the table doesn’t break. Atticus Chambers nips up, runs, and he hits a splash that sends Bad Boy through the table, this time it breaks. Atticus Chambers wins!!] JR-With a last second counter, Atticus had set up Bad Boy perfectly, then with everything he had left was able to drive Bad Boy through the table. King-It won’t be that sudden at the Pay Per View. (The lights go completely black. The light flash and into the ring with an image of a Watermelon as "The Duck Song" blasts through the arena. Out from the back steps Jack Heyman.) JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! HE IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, standing at 6’2” weighing in at 205 lbs. He is WALTER MELON! (From the back steps Walter Melon, already in his Watermelon speedo ready to go, IC champion on his shoulder Walter holds the IC Champion in the air as he points to the ring and puts his thumb in the down direction holding it there for a little. He is sporting Watermelon War paint and he smashes his fist into his chest. He turns to face Jack Heyman, Jack feeds him a piece of watermelon and then Walter tells him to go to the back. Walter then turns back to the ring and begins his walk.) JR: He's cocky, some say arrogant. Most don't agree with his tactics, but his skills are undeniable and he is one tough S.O.B. KG: That’s because of the Melon Gods! KG: Team MELON! Speaking of, where is Melonia? ('X Gonna Give It To Ya'- DMX blasts over the loud speakers. Out from the back comes Paige.) Paige: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paige and I am the girlfriend to the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION! He IS THE MERC WITH A MOUTH, standing 6’2” weighing in at 210 lbs. He is WADE WILSON! (From the back steps Wade Wilson with no shirt and the extreme championship around his waist. He has a watermelon he bites into, rubs it against his body and his face and then whips it to the crowd. He walks over, slaps Paige’s ass and kisses her cheek. He sends Paige to the back with another bum slap and then Wade sprints down the ramp, slides into the ring and quickly pushes to his feet walking in the center of the ring eyeing Walter with a smile. Wade backs into the corner and bends down with his hands on the ground, waiting.) JR: Wade has proven before he is capable of defeating Walter. King: Walter isn’t going to be an easy man to beat, he never is. KG: Morons, it's as easy or difficult as the Melon Gods want it to be. DING! DING! DING! (Like a gorilla, Wade walks to the ring on his hands and feet to the center of the ring. Wade stays there, Walter runs full speed and attempts to throw a running knee to the face of Wade, but Wade springs up, throwing a jumping knee to the face of Walter dropping him. Walter stands beside Walter, leaps up with a standing moonsault right on top of Walter and stays on top for the cover.) Ref: ONE!... KICKOUT! (Walter with the quick kickout. Wade spins to his feet, reaches down grabbing Walter and lifts him up. Wade whips Walter into the ropes, on the return Walter ducks a lariat from Wade, continues and on the return he dives for a headbutt to the nuts of Wade called BANANA SPLIT! But Wade flips him the air landing on his feet. Wade runs in the direction of Walter, once Walter is to his feet Wade runs by, leaps up onto the top rope and springboards off with a springboard moonsault, this time on the way down Walter moves aside and throws an uppercut catching Wade square on the jaw dropping him hard. Wade grabbing at his face, Walter stands up laughing. Walter reaches into his watermelon speedo and pulls out a grape that he tosses up and catches in his mouth. Walter pulls Wade to his knees standing behind him. Walter pushes Wade’s head aside and begins to drive his elbow hard into the neck of Wade. Once, twice, three times, four times, then Walter wraps up Wade’s chin and head with a nasty neck crank. Instead of going for the submission, Walter pushes the head of Wade backwards and delivers a headbutt to the face of Wade cutting him wide open right on the eyebrow. Walter turns and mounts Wade, scoops up Wade’s head and delivers 3 vicious headbutts to the face of Wade, cutting his face up even more before Wade is able to buck up and push Walter off of him as Wade rolls to his feet. Walter runs at Wade, Wade ducks a running clothesline as Walter continues to run, on the return Wade leaps clean over Walter when Walter ducks low, but this time Walter stops in his track and as Wade turns he is met with a hard headbutt from Walter right to the jaw and Walter goes for the pin.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... KICKOUT (Walter smacks the mat, flips the ref off and stands to his feet. As Wade turns and begins pushing himself up Walter runs, bounces off the ropes and on the return jumps and smashes both feet into the face of Wade. Walter gets up, climbs the turnbuckle and faces the downed Wade. Walter reaches into his speedo pulling out a grape and eats it before leaping off and connecting with FRUIT SMASH! Walter then rolls into cover.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHHHRRRRRR KICKOUT! KG: Talk about a gift from the Gods, surprised they let him kickout. Jr: Or, like I've said Wade is one tough S.O.B. King: Don't be dumb Jr clearly the Gods are kind tonight. (Walter pissed off grills the ref as he stands. Walter stalks the ref and the ref fearfully backs up. Walter the looks at the downed Wade and then begins to walk to the turnbuckle again and climbs up. Again Walter leaps off attempting FRUIT SMASH! But Wade rolls under, Walter lands on his feet and rolls forward getting back to his feet, turns and charges Wade attempting a soccer kick to his face but Wade rolls out of the way, then slip-ups and Walter rushes at him, Wade throws a kick to the gut of Walter, throws Walter's head between his legs and then begins making a humping motion before hooking Walter's arms and leaping up connecting with the DEAD POOL! Wade rolls Walter to his back and pins.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... (Suddenly the lights go completely black and noises inside the ring can be heard. When the lights return both Wade and Walter Melon are knocked unconcious, bloodied as inSAnitY stands over their bodies. Both Wade and Walter bleeding and the ref calls for the bell.) DING! DING! DING! (After, Harley Sinn stalks the ref and the ref quickly leaves the ring. Bane standing between the bodies of Wade and Walter Jokester laughing hysterically as Harley Sinn runs and jumps onto his shoulders.) Jr: Whst the hell is this? Why are BWO superstars attacking these two: KG: Melon Gods gave the ok for it, obviously. King: I don't think anybody's safe! (The camera focuses on Jokesters laugh and the lights go black and back on with inSAnitY gone and Shockwave goes off air )

EMF: Shockwave

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, Tre Misanthrope!!!

[The intro for Alien Angel plays as the lights dim, with two spot lights on the stage as Tre Misanthrope is isolated, his back to the audience and his arms outstretched. After the first build-up, the song cuts to the chorus, where he turns around and raises one finger to the sky, staring above him. He makes his way to the ring, stopping halfway down the ramp to extend his arms again and scream, before running to the ring and sliding under the ropes. He stands up again, extending his arms one last time before punching the mat, staring down as if he is praying until the music fades out.. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, AN ARKIE!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[AN ARKIE runs to the ring commando style. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks Tre Misanthrope's boots and knee pads. AN ARKIE tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) Tre Misanthrope executes a ropeflip hiptoss on AN ARKIE. Tre Misanthrope covers AN ARKIE. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 AN ARKIE escapes. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha ]

JR - That's an illegal move!

[AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Tre Misanthrope rakes his fingers across AN ARKIE's back. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Tre Misanthrope throws AN ARKIE off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Now Tre Misanthrope standing. Tre Misanthrope chokes AN ARKIE with his boot. Tre Misanthrope drags AN ARKIE to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Tre Misanthrope hits AN ARKIE with an elbowdrop. Tre Misanthrope stands up. (...3) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha (....4) Tre Misanthrope connects with a flying knee. AN ARKIE goes down. AN ARKIE climbs to his feet. (.....5) AN ARKIE takes Tre Misanthrope into the ring. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha ]

JR - That's an illegal move!

[AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE piledrives Tre Misanthrope. AN ARKIE and Tre Misanthrope go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) AN ARKIE clotheslines Tre Misanthrope. (...3) Tre Misanthrope legsweeps AN ARKIE. (....4) Tre Misanthrope hits AN ARKIE with the back of his elbow. (.....5) AN ARKIE takes Tre Misanthrope into the ring. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE piledrives Tre Misanthrope. ]

JR - Good power move by AN ARKIE.

[AN ARKIE sends Tre Misanthrope to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) AN ARKIE clotheslines Tre Misanthrope. (...3) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha (....4) AN ARKIE is hit with a backward kick. AN ARKIE is up again. (.....5) AN ARKIE and Tre Misanthrope move back into the ring. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tre Misanthrope with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE piledrives Tre Misanthrope. ]

JR - The WWF is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Tre Misanthrope gets back to his feet. AN ARKIE gets hit with a back heel kick. AN ARKIE moves back to his feet. AN ARKIE sets Tre Misanthrope up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE piledrives Tre Misanthrope. Tre Misanthrope piledrives AN ARKIE. Tre Misanthrope applies an arm wrench to AN ARKIE. Tre Misanthrope drops AN ARKIE with the move known as "His Eternal Wrath". Tre Misanthrope covers AN ARKIE. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, Tre Misanthrope!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open up on this edition of Saturday Shockwave with the arena lights turned off. Pyrotechnics rain down on the Shockwave stage exploding on the stage. Finally they end, and the lights turn on. Fans are yelling, and waving their signs. One sign says “The EMF took my inferior sign, and gave me a better sign. I come here in protest!”, and other signs that I’m not going to mention. Anyways the camera sweep around the crowd a few times before zooming back, and displaying the location information.)

JR-We have come to the United Center in Chicago, Illinois for another edition of Saturday Shockwave. Hello once again. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined at ring side by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight we will see the clash of champions as Wade Wilson the extreme champion will take on our IC champion Walter Melon.

King-Plus Melon gods are on his side.

Kris Gaffney-Did anyone ever think to get Catherine Walker on their side against the Melon Club? God is afraid of the McMahon’s. It’s a proven fact.

JR-Let’s get the show started…

“Go To Sleep” by Eminem blasts over the loud speakers. The lights go completely black and then a blue and green spotlight point to the stands where The Aerial Assassin and The Warrior step out into the crowd. They look around smiling, smash forearms and then begin their descend down the steps smacking hands with fans on the way down. They hop the barricade, run and slide into the ring. The Aerial Assassin runs, jumps up putting his foot into the hands of The Warrior and he flings The Aerial Assassin into the air where he does three backflips and does a “superhero” landing, The Warrior stands behind him smiling and holds his own fist in the air. As The Aerial Assassin slowly looks up, the two once again smash forearms and make their way to their corner, lean up against the ropes as they wait for the match to begin.

JR-Warrior Spirit has proven to be one of the top teams in the EMF.

King-They have had their up’s and down’s recently.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder what this match will be.

“Set The Stage” blasts on the PA system. Joey and Scumbag enters the arena with a burst of white pyro. He smashes two beers together and dumps them in his mouth Scumbag makes various comments to the crowd members. Before making their way toward the ring, two Applebees waitresses join his side with huge platters of chicken fingers. As they approach the stage the waitresses toss the chicken fingers into the crowd.

JR-Joey Bones has shown quite a bit as well.

King-No idea about Scumbag Wilson.

Kris Gaffney-He’s Randy Orton’s favorite wrestler who doesn’t take years to get down to the ring.

[Jimmy Iolana and Joey Bones start out in the middle of the ring. Jimmy and Iolana start to throw fists to the face. Neither wrestlers are backing down. Jimmy Iolana tries to whip Joey Bones off of the ropes. Joey is able to reverse the whip. Jimmy Iolana bounces off of the ropes. Joey Bones hits a one man flap jack that sends him down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Joey Bones picks up Jimmy Iolana, and he puts him down with a body slam. He backs up into the ropes, he comes off of the roeps, and he connects with a diving elbow drop. Joey Bones goes into the cover on Jimmy Iolana. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2….KICK OUT by Jimmy Iolana. Joey Bones twists his arm, and he brings him towards him with a shoulder block, then another one. Joey Bones drags Jimmy towards the corner, and he makes the tag Bud Wilson. Joey Bones holds Jimmy Iolana in place with the arm bar. He runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a spear on Jimmy Iolana. Jimmy is on the mat, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Jimmy Iolana.]

JR-Bud Wilson could pin him here.

King-There is a reason why they call him scumbag.

Kris Gaffney-Because he’s a fine outstanding citizen, and his nickname is ironic?

King-……I hate you…

[Sumbag Wilson picks up Jimmy Iolana, and he picks him over his shoulder, but he is able to slide out of the back of Bud Wilson. Jimmy Iolana hits a super kick that puts down Scumbag. Jimmy Iolana dives, and he makes the tag to Alemana Anoa’I, he runs into the ring, and he hits a running clothesline. Alemana waits for Scumbag Wilson to get up to his feet. Once he does he pegs him with a few forearm shots to the face that makes him reel on the ropes. Scumbag whips Alemana Aloa’I bounces off of the ropes, and Alemana hits a somoan drops. ALemana from that point goes into the cover on Scumbag Wilson. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by Bud “Scumbag” Wilson. Bud “Scumbag” Wilson gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Alemana runs, and he connects with a clothesline that takes him with a clothesline over the top rope. He crashes down on the mat around ring side.]

JR-This fight is going to the outside.

King-I can’t assume this is going to end well.

[Scumbag crawls away, he has a chair. But Alemana disarms him. Alemana hits a head butt. Scumbag Wilson stumbles away, he gets up with the help of the apron. The ref is counting. But he turns his attention to the other side of the ring to yell at Jimmy and Joey Bones fighting on the outside of the ring. While his attention is turned. Scumbag hits a back low blow which also gets blocked by the apron. Alemana falls down on the mat. He’s in pain. Scumbag is going for the chair again. Alemana is in pain, and he realizes that he Scumbag doesn’t care about the match anymore. ALemana and Scumbag have chairs, swing, and both hit the chair on each other. Scumbag got more. But the ref saw it both. The ref calls for the bell. DQing both teams. Scumbag smashes Alemana with the chair.]

JR-This got out of control fast. Warrior Spirit needed to fight fire with fire.

King-Fine outstanding citizen is disapproving of this situation.

Kris Gaffney-Although Scumbag and Joey are walking out of the ring…that makes them winners in Angelus book, and really isn’t that what is really important?

"I've Paid... My...Dues!" echoes through the arena. Francis comes out full of energy before quickly stopping by the top of the ramp taking a deep breath, raising his arms and then taking his hands near his chest in a prayer like pose. He raises his gaze into the ring and breaks away from the pose as he starts running down the ramp high fiving the fans and celebrating.

JR-It’s been a long, and tough journey for the living legend.

King-He only gets invited back so much because of his name.

Kris Gaffney-Guess there has to be an advantage to be named Francis.

King-Some people consider it blessing, some…a curse.

(The lights turn out. Suddenly a single spotlight shown on a confused Francis Cosmos what he doesn’t seeing is a looming figure rushing in the background before it’s too late. Francis falls down hard out of the spotlight. The lights turn on to reveal that it’s Wretched Nobody. He grabs Francis he drives him hard into the barricade. Francis yells in pain, and he grabs him, and he runs otwards the ring steps. He throws him hard into the ring steps. The top of the ring steps go flying. He falls down on the mat in pain. Wretch grabs him, he lifts him up, and he drops him hard on the base with a high angled back body drop. His back smacking the steel. Wretch grabs Francis, and he throws him into the ring.)

JR-My god. Someone needs to stop this monster.

King-Guess he doesn’t like people named Francis.

Kris Gaffney-He’s the hero that Wade Wilson didn’t want, but he needed.

[The ref is checking to see if Francis wants to start the match. He pushes the ref, and yells he wants to fight. He gets up to his feet the bell rings. The Wretched Nobody runs at Francis full speed, but with to make a point. Francis is able to duck under, and he hits a few fists to the face that dazes The Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem too pleased, but he seemly doesn’t get a choice in the matter, because he gets his eyes raked. Francis Cosmos run to the ropes, and he connects with a front drop kick that staggers The Wretched Nobody.]

JR-Francis Cosmos is giving everything he has.

Kris Gaffney-The only thing…how much does he have left after the attack?

King-Where is Scott Steiner to give us the percentages…

[Francis Cosmos doesn’t seem like he knows what he is needs to do now. Wretched Nobody staggering around. Francis Cosmos runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Francis Cosmos gets picked up, and slammed down on the mat with a standing spine buster. Francis Cosmos hits hard into the mat, and Francis Cosmos gets picked up, and he throws him into the corner. The Wretched Nobody hits a few body shots, and then answers with fists to the face again, and again, and again. Before the ref pushes back Wretch. Francis Cosmos falls down on the mat with a sack of potato’s. He is slow to get up to his feet. Then he almost gets hit head taken off with the trephination!! He goes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover, the ref counts 1…………2………Wretch brings Francis up.]

JR-What is Wretch doing?

King-Giving Francis another shot?

Kris Gaffney-Very considerate of him!

[The Wretched Nobody puts him into the ropes, but seems Francis has nothing left. Wretched Nobody backs up, he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits another Trephination. This snaps the top rope. Francis falls on the second rope, and down on the mat. The ref goes down, checks Francis. He calls for the bell. WRETCH WINS VIA KNOCK OUT. The ref seems to want to do some more checking, but Wretch scares him off. Wretch paces around, then leaves the beaten down Francis in the middle of the ring.]

JR-It’s about time we were able to get him out of the ring, and now…

(The lights turn off. Finally the crowd reacts to the single spotlight on the still downed Francis Cosmos. Fog rolls in the light. We hear the familiar eerie whisping, after a few seconds the voices become louder. Before repeating three phrases in various, non specific orders.)

…NIS… …TASC… ….TUO…

(Repeating again, until we hear a similar popping sound, much like was heard at Survival of the Fittest. Rain starts to drop down on Francis. As it hits him we realized this is no ordinary rain. This is red rain. It pours down on Francis for a few times, the lights turn off, we are about to go to commercial when there is one last weird uttered over the PA system.)

…TNENIMMI…

(We go to commercial.)

(The EMF comes back with the ring fixed)

An erie whistling begins as The Cleaner walks from the back. Slowly walking to the ring with his hands in his pockets about half way down whistling stops and the Theme "Walking Dead" starts up entering the ring John walks to the corner and sits in it (Via Raven).

JR-This is the television debut of John Mosely.

King-He looks familiar.

Kris Gaffney-Pretty sure he doesn’t make any rock references…so I think were safe.

*The lights go out a red glow comes over the arena. Babies cry women scream. Twiztid Kill Somebody hits as Big J walks out towards the ring with Lucy as pyro goes off behind him he walks down the ring laughing at the fans scared faces as he enters the ring*

JR-Big J started his EMF career with a great win over Keith Slugger.

King-He’s in the big leagues now!

[John Mosely and Big J pace around the ring. They lock up, and both test their strength. Big J gets pushed back into the corner. John Mosely backs up on the corner. The ref counts to 4, and Big J goes for a fist to the face. John Mosely ducks under. He’s now in the corner. John Mosely waits for Big J to turn around, and John Mosely hook Big J, and he hits a inverted Russian leg sweep that sends Big J into the corner. Big J’s face hits hard into the corner. Big J turns around. John Mosely hits a few fists to the face that makes him stun, and he brings out Big J out of the corner, and he tries to whip Big J out of the corner, but it’s reversed by Big J. John Mosely bounces off of the ropes. Big J goes for a clothesline, but he ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. John Mosely bounces off of the other side of the ring, and he connects with a shoulder block that puts down Big J. John Mosely waits for Big J to get up to his feet. Once Big J does, Big J goes for a fist, and he ducks under, and he sets him up. He lifts him up, and he hits an atomic drop that makes Big J stumble forward in pain. John Mosely comes up from behind Big J, and he hooks him into a head lock, and he drops him with a bulldog head lock. John Mosely pushes him on to his back. John Mosely goes into the cover on Big J. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….KICK OUT by Big J.]

JR-Big J has had a few times to get this match into his control, but it hasn’t quite worked out.

King-Not yet.

Kris Gaffney-Keep juggling.

[Big J gets picked up. Big J counters with a jaw breaker. Big J gets up to his feet, and he connects with a step up ezuguri to the side of the head. This stumbles back John Mosely, and he falls out of the ring. He is on the apron. Big J goes over to where John Mosely is, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex!! John Mosely hits hard into the mat. Big J waits for him to get up to his feet. Big J hits a fist, then follows it up with another one. He pushes him back to the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes, John Mosely bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a drop kick that knocks down John Mosely. John Mosely hits the mat. He gets up fairly quickly, but it seems like he’s dazed. John falls into the corner. Big J runs, and he connects with a big splash. Big J pulls him out of the corner, and he drops him with a Russian leg sweep.]

JR- Big J finally found his opening, and is taking advantage.

King-He hit a home run to beat Keith Slugger. Can lightning strike twice?

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure someone just gave a baseball reference response.

[Big J has climbed up to the top rope, and he jumps in the air. John Mosely gets his boot up, connecting with Big J’s face. This dazes Big J. John Mosely gets up, he picks him up, and drops him with the Game Over. Big J seems out of it. Mosely goes into the cover on Big J. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

JR-Big J took an unnecessary risk, and it came back to bite him.

King-Told him, but did he listen?

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder is a veteran of the EMF.

King-Someone probably thought this match would be funny.

Kris Gaffney-Probably did…so?

The lights of the arena shut off. A sound of a bat hitting a ball plays, followed by "Oroborus" by Gojira plays. Keith Slugger comes out with a bat on his shoulder. He looks around to the crowd and then does a practice swing. Walks to the ring. Goes and climbs a turnbuckle. Looks at the crowd and raises the bat.

JR-Keith Slugger showed quite a bit last week.

King-Didn’t get the win!

Kris Gaffney-Well…he does get more than a limited number of games to do it.

King-Sure that’s only the first of baseball references we will hear.

[Zack Ryder is standing in the middle of the ring getting the crowd behind him with a “let’s go Ryder. Woo! Woo! Woo!” chant. He gets the crowd behind him. Keith Slugger takes a few moments before locking up with Ryder. Keith Slugger is able to go behind Zack Ryder. He puts him into a side head lock, and he puts on the pressure on Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder looks for a way out of the hold. He backs out of the hold, and he whips him out of the hold. He bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He connects with a running shoulder block that puts down Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet. Keith Slugger comes off of the ropes, and he hits a jumping forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Keith Slugger waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Keith Slugger hits a kick to the gut, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex front slam. Zack Ryder goes down on the mat face first. He staggers up to his knee’s. Keith Slugger runs off of the ropes, and he hits a knee to the face. Keith Slugger goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!!]

JR-Kick out the former world champion.

King-Zack might have to go to the minor leagues.

Kris Gaffney-And other baseball references!

[Keith Slugger picks up Zack Ryder, he hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up into the ropes. Keith Slugger pushes him back, and he whips him off of the ropes, and he goes for hit by the pitch. Zack Ryder blocks it, he ducks under, and he connects with a reverse neck breaker. Both wrestlers are down the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1…………2……….3…….4…..5….Keith Slugger crawls into the corner. Zack Ryder runs to the corner, and he hits a running drop kick into the corner. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet. Keith Slugger is about to come out of the croner. Keith Slugger falls into the corner. Zack Ryder looks around, and he backs up, and he does the fist pump. Woo! Woo! Woo! Keith Slugger runs to the corner, and he hits the broski boot to the face. Keith Slugger falls down on the mat. Zack Ryder brings him out of the corner. The ref goes into position to make the pin. The ref counts 1…………..2……….Keith Slugger got his leg on ropes. Seemly Zack Ryder didn’t pull him away from the ropes enough. Zack Ryder gets up, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Keith Slugger. He picks up Slugger, he whips him off of the ropes, and he connects with a front spine buster.]

JR-Keith Slugger now knows why Zack Ryder is a grand slam champion.

King- You mean he didn’t know before this match?

Kris Gaffney-Guess it’s better to find out yourself.

[Zack Ryder waits for Slugger to get up to his feet. Slugger gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder runs, and he goes for the Rough Ryder, but Slugger catches Ryder, and drops him with the Grand Slam!! Zack seems out of it. Slugger goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref counts 1……….2………3!!]

JR-Ryder went for it all, and got nothing.

Kris Gaffney-So he swung for the fences, and got nothing.

Kris Gaffney-And more baseball references!

Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring.

JR-“Primetime” and Kenny Omegrape both won the elimination contenders match, therefore there will be a triple threat match.

King-Tonight we will see what they can do one on one.

Kris Gaffney-Plus the gimmick is different.

The lights shut off with the thud of the main powerbreaker being switched. A silence is carried through the arena. Cochise by Audioslave begins to play as dozens of white robed Faith members begin entering the arena with lit candlesticks in hand. Single filed, one by one they all crawl into the ring and crowd together. Suddenly all the candles are blown out and the lights turn on. Father Atticus and Eris Albrite stands in the center of the ring surrounded by The Faith. He raises both arms above his head slowly and simultaneously the entire faith exits the ring and disperses through the crowd. Only Atticus and Eris remain in the ring.

JR-The television champion is going to be hard to beat, be this a championship match or not.

King- Plus he’s going to want to send a message if he can.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see how that works out for him.

[“Primetime” Bad Boy starts out running at Atticus Chambers. Atticus Chambers answers with a hip toss over the top rope. “Primetime” Bad Boy hits the mat around ring side, and he doesn’t look too pleased. He tries to get back into the ring quickly after that last attack. But Atticus Chambers answers with a drop kick through the ropes, and this makes “Primetime” Bad Boy out of the ring. Atticus Chambers rolls under the ropes, and he climbs up on the apron. He waits for “Primetime” Bad Boy to get up to his feet. Atticus Chambers is slow to get upt o his feet. He is up to his feet, Bad Boy is where Atticus Chambers wants him to be. He jumps off of the apron, and he drops a double axe handle. “Primetime” Bad Boy goes down on the mat. Atticus Chambers stands over Bad Boy, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Bad Boy. Atticus Chambers picks up Bad Boy, and he sets him up into a power bomb position, he lifts up, and tries to drive him down through a table, but Atticus Chambers is able to counter with a few fists to the face, and he connects with a hurricananrana that sends him stumbling towards the ring post, and he hits face first into the ring post. He stumbles around, and Atticus Chambers throws him into the ring. Atticus Chambers climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for “Primetime” Bad Boy, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block. He rolls up, and he waits for “Primetime” Bad Boy to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he ducks behind “Primetime” Bad Boy, and he connects with a 3.0 inverted back breaker.]

JR-Atticus Chambers might be giving himself enough time to get a table here.

King-What makes JR think that?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe the fact it’s a tables match?

[Atticus Chambers brings in a table, and sets it up in the corner. Atticus Chamber grabs Primetime, and he runs to the corner, and he throws him into the corner. Before “Primetime” Bad Boy goes into the corner. “Primetime” Bad Boy is able to counter this by grabbing the ropes to stop the momentum. Atticus Chambers isn’t a fan of this at all, he runs towards Bad Boy, and Bad Boy counters with a back elbow to the face that makes him stumble backwards. “Primetime” Bad Boy hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Atticus Chambers, and he goes for the Bad Boy Stunner, but it’s countered by pushing Atticus Chambers to the ropes. He bounces off o the ropes. “Primetime” Bad Boy drops him with a spinning spine buster that puts him down on the mat. Atticus Chambers and Bad Boy stay on the mat. “Primetime” Bad Boy needs sonetime to rest up, and he rolls away towards the ropes, and he climbs up with the help of the orpes, and by this time Atticus Chambers is up to his feet. Atticus Chambers doesn’t seem to be too pleased, and he runs towards the ropes. “Primetime” Bad Boy hits a hot shot that makes Atticus Chambers fly through the air, and he crashes on the top rope, and he stumbles out of the corner. “Primetime” Bad Boy waits for him, he picks him up, and he plants down Atticus Chambers with a back breaker.]

JR-“Primetime” might be sensing the end.

King-He’ll do it for all the EMF’s “Primetime’s”.

Kris Gaffney-It’s weird…so many have had that same nickname.

King-Only one other Bad Boy though.

[ Atticus Chambers gets picked up, and he gets up, and he picks up Bad Boy with him. He hooks him for a power bomb, he lifts him up. He aims towards the corner with the table in it. He runs for a buckle Bomb. But Atticus Chambers counters with a hurricananrana. Bad boy hits the corner, but the table doesn’t break. Atticus Chambers nips up, runs, and he hits a splash that sends Bad Boy through the table, this time it breaks. Atticus Chambers wins!!]

JR-With a last second counter, Atticus had set up Bad Boy perfectly, then with everything he had left was able to drive Bad Boy through the table.

King-It won’t be that sudden at the Pay Per View.

(The lights go completely black. The light flash and into the ring with an image of a Watermelon as "The Duck Song" blasts through the arena. Out from the back steps Jack Heyman.)

JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! HE IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, standing at 6’2” weighing in at 205 lbs. He is WALTER MELON!

(From the back steps Walter Melon, already in his Watermelon speedo ready to go, IC champion on his shoulder Walter holds the IC Champion in the air as he points to the ring and puts his thumb in the down direction holding it there for a little. He is sporting Watermelon War paint and he smashes his fist into his chest. He turns to face Jack Heyman, Jack feeds him a piece of watermelon and then Walter tells him to go to the back. Walter then turns back to the ring and begins his walk.)

JR: He's cocky, some say arrogant. Most don't agree with his tactics, but his skills are undeniable and he is one tough S.O.B.

KG: That’s because of the Melon Gods!

KG: Team MELON! Speaking of, where is Melonia?

('X Gonna Give It To Ya'- DMX blasts over the loud speakers. Out from the back comes Paige.)

Paige: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paige and I am the girlfriend to the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION! He IS THE MERC WITH A MOUTH, standing 6’2” weighing in at 210 lbs. He is WADE WILSON!

(From the back steps Wade Wilson with no shirt and the extreme championship around his waist. He has a watermelon he bites into, rubs it against his body and his face and then whips it to the crowd. He walks over, slaps Paige’s ass and kisses her cheek. He sends Paige to the back with another bum slap and then Wade sprints down the ramp, slides into the ring and quickly pushes to his feet walking in the center of the ring eyeing Walter with a smile. Wade backs into the corner and bends down with his hands on the ground, waiting.)

JR: Wade has proven before he is capable of defeating Walter.

King: Walter isn’t going to be an easy man to beat, he never is.

KG: Morons, it's as easy or difficult as the Melon Gods want it to be.

DING! DING! DING!

(Like a gorilla, Wade walks to the ring on his hands and feet to the center of the ring. Wade stays there, Walter runs full speed and attempts to throw a running knee to the face of Wade, but Wade springs up, throwing a jumping knee to the face of Walter dropping him. Walter stands beside Walter, leaps up with a standing moonsault right on top of Walter and stays on top for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... KICKOUT!

(Walter with the quick kickout. Wade spins to his feet, reaches down grabbing Walter and lifts him up. Wade whips Walter into the ropes, on the return Walter ducks a lariat from Wade, continues and on the return he dives for a headbutt to the nuts of Wade called BANANA SPLIT! But Wade flips him the air landing on his feet. Wade runs in the direction of Walter, once Walter is to his feet Wade runs by, leaps up onto the top rope and springboards off with a springboard moonsault, this time on the way down Walter moves aside and throws an uppercut catching Wade square on the jaw dropping him hard. Wade grabbing at his face, Walter stands up laughing. Walter reaches into his watermelon speedo and pulls out a grape that he tosses up and catches in his mouth. Walter pulls Wade to his knees standing behind him. Walter pushes Wade’s head aside and begins to drive his elbow hard into the neck of Wade. Once, twice, three times, four times, then Walter wraps up Wade’s chin and head with a nasty neck crank. Instead of going for the submission, Walter pushes the head of Wade backwards and delivers a headbutt to the face of Wade cutting him wide open right on the eyebrow. Walter turns and mounts Wade, scoops up Wade’s head and delivers 3 vicious headbutts to the face of Wade, cutting his face up even more before Wade is able to buck up and push Walter off of him as Wade rolls to his feet. Walter runs at Wade, Wade ducks a running clothesline as Walter continues to run, on the return Wade leaps clean over Walter when Walter ducks low, but this time Walter stops in his track and as Wade turns he is met with a hard headbutt from Walter right to the jaw and Walter goes for the pin.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... KICKOUT

(Walter smacks the mat, flips the ref off and stands to his feet. As Wade turns and begins pushing himself up Walter runs, bounces off the ropes and on the return jumps and smashes both feet into the face of Wade. Walter gets up, climbs the turnbuckle and faces the downed Wade. Walter reaches into his speedo pulling out a grape and eats it before leaping off and connecting with FRUIT SMASH! Walter then rolls into cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHHHRRRRRR KICKOUT!

KG: Talk about a gift from the Gods, surprised they let him kickout.

Jr: Or, like I've said Wade is one tough S.O.B.

King: Don't be dumb Jr clearly the Gods are kind tonight.

(Walter pissed off grills the ref as he stands. Walter stalks the ref and the ref fearfully backs up. Walter the looks at the downed Wade and then begins to walk to the turnbuckle again and climbs up. Again Walter leaps off attempting FRUIT SMASH! But Wade rolls under, Walter lands on his feet and rolls forward getting back to his feet, turns and charges Wade attempting a soccer kick to his face but Wade rolls out of the way, then slip-ups and Walter rushes at him, Wade throws a kick to the gut of Walter, throws Walter's head between his legs and then begins making a humping motion before hooking Walter's arms and leaping up connecting with the DEAD POOL! Wade rolls Walter to his back and pins.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!...

(Suddenly the lights go completely black and noises inside the ring can be heard. When the lights return both Wade and Walter Melon are knocked unconcious, bloodied as inSAnitY stands over their bodies. Both Wade and Walter bleeding and the ref calls for the bell.)

DING! DING! DING!

(After, Harley Sinn stalks the ref and the ref quickly leaves the ring. Bane standing between the bodies of Wade and Walter Jokester laughing hysterically as Harley Sinn runs and jumps onto his shoulders.)

Jr: Whst the hell is this? Why are BWO superstars attacking these two:

KG: Melon Gods gave the ok for it, obviously.

King: I don't think anybody's safe!

(The camera focuses on Jokesters laugh and the lights go black and back on with inSAnitY gone and Shockwave goes off air )