EMF: Shockwave
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, AN ARKIE!!! (crowd cheers **) [AN ARKIE comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, Judas Icarus!!! [Judas Icarus walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks AN ARKIE's boots and knee pads. Earl Hebner checks Judas Icarus's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Judas Icarus. A forearm choke by Judas Icarus nearly gets him disqualified. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Judas Icarus trys for a neck scissors but AN ARKIE avoids it. ] JR - I wish every match could be like this! [AN ARKIE sets Judas Icarus up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE sets Judas Icarus up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE applies a boston crab to Judas Icarus. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... AN ARKIE breaks the hold. AN ARKIE punches Judas Icarus repeatedly. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Judas Icarus. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE piledrives Judas Icarus. AN ARKIE chants start. AN ARKIE drags Judas Icarus to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Now Judas Icarus standing. (..2) Judas Icarus holds AN ARKIE in the corner, choking him with his forearm. AN ARKIE piledrives Judas Icarus. Judas Icarus stands up. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE chants start. (...3) AN ARKIE gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Judas Icarus. Judas Icarus executes the brain buster on AN ARKIE. Judas Icarus climbs to his feet. (....4) Judas Icarus chokes AN ARKIE. Judas Icarus grabs AN ARKIE and applies an arm wrench. (.....5) A forearm choke by Judas Icarus nearly gets him disqualified. Judas Icarus executes the brain buster on AN ARKIE. Judas Icarus climbs to his feet. (......6) Judas Icarus grabs AN ARKIE's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. Judas Icarus chokes AN ARKIE with his boot. (.......7) Judas Icarus holds AN ARKIE in the corner, choking him with his forearm. AN ARKIE gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Judas Icarus. (........8) Judas Icarus executes a neck scissors on AN ARKIE. Judas Icarus is back on his feet. Judas Icarus grabs AN ARKIE's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. Judas Icarus goes to the ring....AN ARKIE follows behind. He pulls out his sniper rile, but Judas connects with an impaler DDT. Judas climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on AN ARKIE. He jumps off of the top rope. He connects with the Coup De Grace. Judas goes into the cover on AN ARKIE. THe ref counts 1.............2..............3!!] JR - The winner of this match, Judas Icarus!!! (The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (The lights are turned out. Pyrtotechnics blasts on the stage. Crashing with every hit. The lights turn on to reveal the fans yelling, and waving their signs. The camera gets a few shots. The camera zooms out, and displays the location information. Before it goes to a few more shots of the crowd.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Nashville, Tennesse. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Hello, and welcome, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-Tonight the tag team division continues to heat up as the team that will face team Tony for a contendership shot will be decided. Kris Gaffney-Did Troy tell us how much he hates Tony? King-Not more than I hate JR…that’s for sure. JR-Speaking of which… (We open up to the backstage area as the camera gets a shot of Troy Gafgen with his boot on a chair. He is lacing up his boot. Suddenly the clicking of high heels can be heard, and the voice he thought he would never have to hear again breaks his intense focus on his match.) .::Voice::.-Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh TROY!! (Troy turns around as Alycia Irvine is standing there in a white shirt, and black skirt.) .::Alycia Irvine::.-It's your favorite person who went out with your....she looks at her hand....son.... (Troy looks at Alycia with a puzzled look.) Troy Gafgen: Oh. Hey Alycia. How are you? .::Alycia Irvine::.-So much better now, can you believe it? I followed...whatever AJ is to you for weeks thinking that it was you who I dated. Can you believe that? What a silly mistake. Look at you, you're ancient. The only one older than you is Tony, and you are like two old guy's in a retirement home fighting over the remote for the only TV. Anyways, I just thought I'd see how it is being that old....and I feel I should be re-burst for my time realizing that it wasn't you who I dated...I mean...my time is precious. I'm not going to look like this forever you know. Who am I kidding, I'm always going to be hot, and awesome. (Troy raises an eyebrow, quite perplexed about the situation. He chuckles.) Troy Gafgen: Yeah...that definitely wasn’t me you were with. You’re thinking of my son. I remember you guys doing something but are you sure he was actually dating you? I seem to remember things a little differently. (His tone changes from confusion to seriousness.) Troy Gafgen: What’s this about me being ancient? Im not that old...but I do know one thing. If me and Tony Ikeda are fighting over anything I’m going to win. God I hate that guy. .::Alycia Irvine::.-Yeah....yeah...you're so right, I must admit the truth...he was a good carrier of my bags, and nothing more......whispers* psst....he really wasn't...I'm just trying not to hurt his feelings...he totally always messed that up. back to her normal voice But I guess we can agree with one thing, I hate Tony Ikeda too. Man so annoying, he's always trying to get me for the BWO, I mean does he not know that the world is my federation? While everyone is stuck here with....AJ....and others...I'm promoting the EMF. I'm like Rex and Rad Hazard....if they were good. (She folds her arms, and smiles a condescending smile.) .::Alycia Irvine::.-So what is it with you, and Tony this time? Did he take your medication? Or did he yell at those young whippersnappers before you did? I don't know. If you can't tell, I'm too busy dealing with the other male admirers who wish they could be with me...STALKERS I say...STALKERS every last one of them! Troy Gafgen: Riiiiiiight. Well, I’m sure wish you well with those... (Troy imitates Alycia.) Troy Gafgen: STALKERS YOU SAY! (Troy laughs.) Troy Gafgen: As for Tony and I...we’ve never gotten along. Always been a rivalry...always will. Also, I’d lay off of AJ. She wouldn’t like you talking about her like that. .::Alycia Irvine::.-Hey, your son could be the biggest one. If he's still alive....maybe that's why my mother had to spend so much time trying to get me to remember who he was. So annoying. (Weeks ago. Amy Dumas has a few pictures.) .::Amy Dumas::.-Come on Alycia...you got this... .::Alycia Irvine::.-Meh...how about this one...is that even male? Sorry...couldn't focus as I realize this is the time of day that Eddie was about to feed his monkey's all named after me, OBSESSED I TELL YOU! .::Amy Dumas::.-.... (Alycia comes out of it.) .::Alycia Irvine::.-Fun times. Oh, AJ and I already don't like each other...but then we realized we agreed that my sister is CRAZY!! So we were skipping for weeks. I guess since she's a HUGE fan of my mother, and I'm the best thing to come from my mother, how could we hate each other? Except if she talked bad about me. WHAT DO YOU KNOW...she calms down...kidding...maybe...anyways...far more fun than thinking I was dating you. Somehow I get a feeling that if you both stopped feuding, you would both just forget you hated each other, but who am I kidding...it's fun to watch you both hit each other with canes. In fact....that has to be your next match. A cane on a pole match! Much better than you facing Wade Wilson and Logan Riley. Man I hate unoriginal people. Not like me! George Lucas only wishes he could make something as good as me. (Troy nods at Alycia.) Troy Gafgen: Tony and I stop feuding? That’s never going to happen. It’s like water and oil. (Troy then shrugs.) Troy Gafgen: Well, thanks for this...productive talk? .::Alycia Irvine::.-I know...what would you do without me? Such a reality is probably not possible for you to conceive. But I got other things to do, including a lingerie match for some reason. I'm not sure what Catherine and Jesica Cole-Mann have in common with me, but whatever. Just be sure...what's his name isn't watching, he'd probably get depressed on what he doesn't have. Now if you excuse me.... (Alycia Irvine walks off camera. We go back to the ring.) (“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-You never know which Tony you are going to get. King-BWO takes a lot of time. Kris Gaffney- What about when he didn’t have the BWO? King-Um….that’s just 2 BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "First Klass" Mike Keller comes sauntering out nodding his head cockily. The Crowd boos. Keller looks confused for a second but pays them no mind. He continues down the ramp and walks by the ringside announce table. He spots the monitor and sees himself on it and gets lost in his eyes. He finally snaps out it and climbs into the ring. JR-We’ll see what the man known as First Klass can do with this chance. King-I’m still waiting for a Reno feud. Kris Gaffney-I’d be down with it if his theme music comes with him. Hard to Handle by the Black Crowes rocks the arena and out comes Brent Logan in torn lightblue jeans making his way to the ring barefoot. He enters the ring and a cold stare takes posession of his face. JR-Brent Loggins last week was defeated by Mike Keller. King-Mike Keller now is in the IC title race. Kris Gaffney-Well, he gets the chance to get some revenge, and maybe even become the IC champion later. King-Two birds with one stone, I like it! [Mike Keller and Tony Ikeda throw fists to the face, neither are moving. Tony Ikeda throws a wild fist to the face. Mike Keller ducks under. Tony Ikeda runs at the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Mike Keller is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends Tony Ikeda flying into the air, and he hits head to head with Brent Loggins. Brent Loggins stumbles backwards, and he falls out of the ring. “First Klass” waits as Tony Ikeda is getting up holding his head. Mike Keller grabs Tony Ikeda’s arm, and he connects with a hard Yacht Club. This puts down Tony Ikeda. Mike Keller goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Mike Keller doesn’t seem pleased, and he connects with a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. He looks towards the corner, and he climbs up to the top rope.] JR-Looks like Mike Keller is attempting to hit a big move. King-He won’t have many chances like this when it’s one on one. Kris Gaffney-That is always how things are in a multi-man match. [Mike Keller is on the top rope, and Brent Loggins climbs up to the apron, and he pushes Mike Keller off of the top rope. He goes flying through the air, and he hits his face on the barricade. Mike Keller falls down on the mat. Brent Loggins steps inside of the ring, and Tony Ikeda is up to his feet. Brent Loggins hits a fist to the face. Tony Ikeda backs up, he hits another one. Tony Ikeda attempts to go for a fist of his own, but it’s countered by Brent Loggins who ducks under, and he hooks him into a waist lock, and hurls him into a release german suplex that he calls taking out the trash. Tony Ikeda crashes hard on his upper back/neck air. He’s slow to get up in the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda takes a few steps forward, and he falls out of the corner.] JR-Tony Ikeda might be in trouble here. King-He might be logged out. Kris Gaffney-And other various computer references. [Tony Ikeda is still down, Brent Loggins jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for the Big Log, but he moves out of the way. Brent Loggins crashes down on the mat. Brent Loggins hits into the mat. Brent Loggins is slow to get up to his feet, and he hooks him into a full nelson, and he drops him with a full nelson suplex that puts him down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down.] JR-Both wrestlers are down. King-This would be a problem….if there wasn’t another person in this match. Kris Gaffney-Mr. Gold questions this. [Brent Loggins gets up to his feet. Mike Keller jumps off, and he connects with high society on Brent Loggins. Mike Keller see’s that Tony Ikeda is getting up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, and he goes for the Klass act. But Tony Ikeda pushes him forward. Mike Keller falls out of the ring. Tony Ikeda neck hits into the top turnbuckle by doing this. Tony Ikeda stumbles back. Brent Loggins is up. Brent Loggins puts him into a small package on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!] JR-Tony’s move to save the match for himself gave Brent Loggins a chance to win this match. King-Not how Tony drew it up. Kris Gaffney-Again…that’s why this is a triple threat.. (“black or white” blasts on the PA system. F. Lee Bayley walks out on the stage, she does a little dance as her Bayley buddies of OJ Simpson, a knife, and Tyson Tomko inflate behind her. F. Lee Bayley walks down as she pulls her suspenders, and talks about being small town lawyer. She slides into the ring.) King-I’m wondering…where does she practice anyways. Kris Gaffney-Things don’t change fast for sure….whenever it is. King-Where is the Mountie when you need him? (“Holla” blasts on the PA system. Kelly Kelly walks out on the stage with her arms out stretched. She walks down to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kelly Kelly has been on a bit of a role since getting a win over Catherine Walker. King-Not in the court room…Kelly got served….I know what that is like. Kris Gaffney-I don’t. King-You never did anything that people would want to sue you over! [The bell rings, and Kelly Kelly yells at F. Lee Bayley who pulls at her suspenders. Kelly Kelly hits a hard slap to the face. F. Lee Bayley turns around. Kelly Kelly school boy’s F. Lee Bayley, and the ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by F. Lee Bayley. F. Lee Bayley gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. F. Lee Bayley. She hooks her, and she puts her down with a side head lock, and she puts on the pressure on F. Lee Bayley, and she gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. F. Lee Bayley backs her up into the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. She bounces off of the roeps, and she connects with a hard shoulder block that knocks down F. Lee Bayley. She takes a few moments to rest up,a nd once F. Lee Bayley gets up to her feet, and she hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks her backwards. Kelly Kelly tries to whip F. Lee Bayley off of the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she hits a spinning leg scissors heads scissors as she screams. She gets up to her feet. Kelly Kelly kicks her in the gut, and she puts her leg of the head of F. Lee Bayley, but F. Lee Bayley is able to get out of the K2, and she grabs Kelly’s head, and she drops her with a hanging neck breaker that puts down Kelly Kelly.] JR-Kelly Kelly attempted to end this match quickly, but F. Lee Bayley had other idea’s. Kris Gaffney-So Kelly was over ruled. King-I guess so. [F. Lee Bayley takes a few moments to rest up, and while this is going on Kelly Kelly reaches up, and she starts to take the cover off of the turnbuckle. She pulls it off, but she turns around. F. Lee Bayley connects a front jaw breaker that sends her backwards into the corner, covering up the exposed turnbuckle to the ref, and F. Lee Bayley brings her out of the corner, and she bounces off of the ropes. Kelly Kelly connects with a hip toss that puts her down on the mat. F. Lee Bayley waits for Kelly Kelly to get up to her feet, and she lifts her up, and she drops her with a scoop slam driver. F. Lee Bayley hooks Kelly Kelly’s leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…….KICK OUT by Kelly Kelly. F. Lee Bayley takes a few moments to rest up as Kelly tries to get up to her feet, and F. Lee Bayley hits a kick to the face. She tells the crowd that is completely legal! F. Lee Bayley picks up Kelly Kelly by the hair, and she whips her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. F. Lee Bayley leaps in the air, and she connects with a flying back elbow that puts down Kelly Kelly. Kelly Kelly staggers up, she lifts up Kelly and drops her with a back breaker on Kelly Kelly. F Lee Bayley goes to the outside of the ring.] JR-It looks like that F. Lee Bayley might be getting ready to pass her final judgment. King-Shut up…or she will over rule you!!! Kris Gaffney-….I’m sure that’s a reference to something. [F. Lee Bayley jumps off of the top rope for the dropping the hammer, but Kelly moves out of the way. F. Lee Bayley lands on her feet. Kelly Kelly connects with a jumping side kick. This makes F. Lee Bayley fall forward, F. Lee Bayley hits her head into the exposed turnbuckle. F. Lee Bayley stumbles backwards. Kelly Kelly hooks F. Lee Bayley, and she puts her into a school boy pinning combination. The ref counts 1……………2……………..3!!] JR-That exposed turnbuckle had a big role in the ending of this match. (Kelly Kelly is posing on the stage. Suddenly you hear F. Lee Bayley. She has a microphone as she tries to pull herself up.) .::F. Lee Bayley::.-Now hear this Kelly, you might have won this one, but you will have your day in court. The wheels of justice might turn slowly, but once they have started, nothing can stop them, nothing! JR-What does that mean? King-Who knows… Kris Gaffney-Lawyers…. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-It was a pretty good week for Zack Ryder. King-That’s even though he lost. Kris Gaffney-Another reason why Tony hates Troy. (“Syd Khatru’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring. Hitman Cox walks to the ring slowly as KMK Loyality is royality" plays over the PA system. He steps inside of the ring, and he waits for the bell. ) JR-Syd Khatru has shown great promise. King-Somehow I’m not a fan of Hitman Cox…I’m not sure what it is. Kris Gaffney-Maybe it’s his parents…their old! King-Could be… [Zack Ryder and Syd Khatru start out throwing fists to the face. Syd Khatru puts Zack Ryder into a side head lock, and Syd Khatru holds on the pressure. Zack Ryder is able to counter by whipping Syd Khatru off of the head lock. Syd Khatru bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder grabs Syd Khatru’s arm, and he hurls him towards the other side of the ring. Hitman Cox tries to attack Zack Ryder, but the veteran see’s it coming, and he side steps Hitman Cox, and he throws him hard into Syd Khatru who was trying to get upt o his feet. Zack Ryder hooks Hitman Cox, and he connects with a Russian leg sweep. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Hitman Cox. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….Syd Khatru tries to break it up, Zack Ryder moves out of the way. Zack Ryder hits a running knee lift.] JR-Zack Ryder almost got a quick pin there. Kris Gaffney- He better…or we might change his name! King-Not cool bro! [Zack Ryder goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, but Syd Khatru moves out of the way. He crashes hard into the mat. Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet. Syd Khatru runs towards a kneeling Zack Ryder, and he connects with a kneeling hurricanarana that sends him down on the mat with a thud. Syd Khatru goes over to the corner,and he takes off the ring post cover exposing the ring post cover, but seemly Hitman Cox was too focused on getting the jump on Syd Khatru. Syd is able to moves out of the way. Syd Khatru waits for Hitman Cox to get up to his feet, and he connects with a few back elbows to complete his elbows combo. Zack Ryder is getting up however, and he knows that he can’t go for the cover on him. Zack Ryder gets kicked in the gut.] JR-It looks like Syd is going for the tiger driver. King-You would think they could think of something new in almost 30 years. [Syd hits the tiger driver 91, but before he can go for the cover. Hitman Cox comes out of no where with a Singapore cane, and he cracks it on the back of Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru yells in pain as he turns towards where he got hit, and he gets smashed over the head with the cane. Hitman Cox falls to a knee, and he takes a few moments to rest up. Syd Khatru gets up to his feet in the corner. Hitman Cox runs towards the corner, and he jumps in the air,a nd he connects with a flying back elbow in the corner. Hitman Cox waits for Syd Khatru to stumble out of the corner, and he does. Hitman Cox runs to the ropes, and he grabs his head, and puts it into the mat with a two handed face crusher. ] JR-Hitman Cox with the double handed face crusher. King-“Stone Cold” Steve Austin is impressed. Kris Gaffney-Did that mean he stole his nickname. King-…MAYBE! [Hitman Cox gets up to his feet, he see’s Zack Ryder coming towards him. Hitman Cox goes for a fist, but he ducks under. Hitman Cox turns around right into the Rough Ryder by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Hitman Cox. The ref goes into position to make the cover. The ref counts 1……………2………..3!!] JR-Zack Ryder wins!! Kris Gaffney-Maybe he can be elite again. Steve Walker-Just as long as he’s not lynel… (“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.) Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan! (He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.) JR-This is the debut of Azar Vulcan. King-Think he pictured his first match facing Lugus and Gilles? Kris Gaffney-Maybe, the real question is if it’ll go as he pictured it. JR-Lugus has gotten close to being a champion. King-Everyone is fooked! [Azar Vulcan runs, and he goes for a fist to the face. Lugus Cuhullion ducks under. Azuar blocks it, and he hits knee lift into the gut that doubles over. Lugus Cuhullion whips him to the ropes. Azar Vulcan whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Lugus hits a back elbow to the mat. He hits hard into the mat. Azar Vulcan picks up Lugus, and sets him up into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, but Lugus is able to reverse it. Lugus goes for a vertical suplex, but it’s countered landing behind Lugus, Azar pushes him, Lugus falls forward, and he hits hard into the Gilles Gamesh who was waiting for a spot for him to attack. Gilles falls out of the ropes, and he hits hard into the mat around ring side. He kicks him in the gut, he sets him up into a vertical suplex. Azar lifts up Lugus, and he drops him with a brain buster driving him into the mat. Lugus is down on the mat.] JR-Lugus might be in trouble. King-So is Gilles Kris Gaffney-Not unless he can do something about it. [Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Lugus Cuhullion. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…….Gilles Gamesh reaches into the ring, and he pulls him out of the ring. Gilles Gamesh throws him hard into the ring post. Azar Vulcan falls down on the mat. Gilles Gamesh climbs up to the apron, and he waits for Lugus Cuhullion. He jumps off of the top rope rope, and he connects with a flying back elbow on Lugus.] JR-Gilles was able to break up the pin. King-That was close though. Kris Gaffney-Close or not, counts the same. [Gilles tries to pick up Lugus. Lugus is able to struggle out of the back. He hits a European upper cut that sends him down on the mat. Lugus waits for Gilles Gamesh to get up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. Lugus hooks him into a gut wretch sit down power bomb Lugus goes into the cover on Gamesh. The ref counts 1…………….2………….KICK OUT by Gilles Gamesh.] JR-Gilles Gamesh kicks out. King-How long can he do that though. [Lugus goes over to get a chair, he gets ready to smash Gilles, but out of no where it’s kicked right into the face of Lugus with the Money Maker. Lugus goes down on the mat. Azar throws Gilles out of the ring. Azar goes into the cover on Lugus. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!] JR-Azur saw an opening, and took it. King-That just fooked up Lugus face. (We go to the vice president’s office, Amy Dumas sits back in her chair as her assistant seems to be dictating something.) .::Amy Dumas::.-Now as far as my lack of power. I as the Vice President have much power. Jarred Carthallion used to cower before me. Yet now, I can’t even sign a simple contract without it holding weight. There are numberous in examples of this…. .::Voice::.-I’d like to hear all of them! (Amy jumps as turns as Jesica Cole-Mann is sitting on the other side of her desk.) .::Amy Dumas::.-When did you get here? .::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-I’ve been here for an hour, I’m like Drax, but not as cool. Like the new Tomb Raider movie, it is better, but no one noticed it! Except for the geniuses in Hollywood...that's why it's getting a sequel for under performing! (Amy shakes her head, and motions for the assistant to leave.) .::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Was that Maria? .::Amy Dumas::.-I don’t know, what do you want? .::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Oh, I came here, because I was trying to talk to John Cena, but seemly he doesn’t remember his best student. I tried to give him a call, text messages, e-mail, I even tried to get a telegram to him. .::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah…he got that one….he didn’t understand it, and thought it was Catherine’s doing. .::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Oh, it all makes sense, after all he would never forget me! How could he? I mean he picked you to be his wife, a woman with nice boobs!! (Amy looks uncomfortable as she crosses her arms over her breasts.) .::Amy Dumas::.-As flattered as I am….not a lesbian, and as you said, about to be married....to a man. .::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Oh no, I’m not like that. Just with certain other women in the EMF like Stephanie McMahon-Walker, she doesn't have boobs like you and me. .::Amy Dumas::.-She is annoying, but what is your point? .::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-It’s time that she gets taken out for good. The great Natasha Jones demands it! There is a reason why made sure that she was no longer all natural, because she knew that she would be a joke! Yet she’s still here! So I’m going to continue Natasha’s crusade! .::Amy Dumas::.-To make as many bust puns as possible? (JCM laughs.) .::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Oh goodness no, I couldn’t take that away from the master. Plus I wouldn’t be worthy, but I must make sure that Stephanie is gone for good, she’s been such a bad influence on her daughter Catherine. .::Amy Dumas::.-…I’m not sure with the new attitude, but…for the most part she’s a nice girl, Ashley thinks of her like another mother. .::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Sure, she has natural beauty, she's a princess, but she wants implants, disgusting, unnatural! How could the kingdom of Antarctica survive when they look back at Catherine I of Antartica, and realize she has fake boobs! The kingdom would be lost! I shall put a stop to it before she makes a mistake. I want you to see my match, when you got time of course! Then maybe you can either support me, or give me a audience with John Cena! I’m sure he’ll want to see his greatest student. .::Amy Dumas::.-under her breath not sure about that….normal voice…anyways, Stephanie has always looked down on me, so we’ll see what you can do. (Jesica Cole-Mann jumps out of her chair, and shakes her hand.) .::Jesica Cole-Mann-You won’t regret this. .::Amy Dumas::.-I think I already am…but let’s see what you can do. .::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Now if you excuse me, I need to go change….these women need to see why real boobs means I’m better than them! (Jesica smiles, and leaves. Amy Dumas rolls her eyes at that exchange as she reads a book entitled “so you had one million babies..” We go back to ring side.) (“No rest for the wicked” blasts on the PA system. Tay Conti walks out on the stage, and she steps inside of tehr ing.) JR-Tay says that Latina’s do it better. King-She’s like Sting…she does this…and that. Kris Gaffney-Whatever that is. The lights dim down and become a sultry hot-pink, and out comes Alyssa Ouellet, Madame Couture herself, parading out with her latest designer handbag in her clutch. She lowers her shades and gives the crowd a nasty look before heading down the ramp with a hand on her hip, rolling her eyes at the chorus of boos being thrown her way. Carefully rolling into the ring, Alyssa hands her shades and handbag to the ring announcer. She then heads over to the ropes to lean against them, waiting for her opponent to enter. JR-Alyssa is sure of herself. King-We have had a lot of that recently. [Alyssa Ouellet is making various comments about Tay Conti. Tay seems to not be taking it in stride as Alyssa attempts to make fun of the rest of the crowd. The bell rings, and Tay hits a hard kick that knocks down Alyssa. Alyssa Ouelet goes dwon Tay goes into the cover on Alyssa Ouellet. The ref counts 1………….KICK OUT by Alyssa. Both wrestlers get up at about the same time, and Alyssa pokes the eyes of Tay Conti. Tay Conti is blinded, and for good measure she decides to slap Tay Conti’s face to which she makes a comment about no one could slap the ugly out of her. Alyssa whips her to the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes. Alyssa Ouelet hits a spinning back elbow to the face that knocks down Tay Conti. Tay gets up to her feet. Alyssa Ouelet picks her up, and drops her with a body slam. Alyssa Ouellet jumps in the air, and she comes down across the face with a knee Alyssa Ouellet is not through yet. She allows Tay Conti to get up in the corner. She runs at her, and she connects with a flying forearm shot to the face. Tay Conti stumbles out of the corner. Alyssa kicks her in the gut, and she plants her into the mat with a vogue drop.] JR-Alyssa lands the vogue drop. King-Well…at least he got the name right. Kris Gaffney-Baby steps. [Alyssa Ouellet mocks everyone. This allows Tay Conti to roll under the ropes, and Alyssa picks her up by her hair, and Tay Conti counters with a hang man. This makes Alyssa stumbles backwards. Tay Conti steps inside of the ring, and she connects with a bicycle kick to the face that puts down Alyssa. Both wrestlers are down as both try to get up to their feet.] JR-This match could go either way. King-However, Tay says Latina’s do it better…maybe the better is sitting up. Kris Gaffney-Would helpful at this moment. [Tay is able to hit a knee lift into the gut. Tay tries to lift up Alyssa Ouellet, but Alyssa drops behind Tay. Alyssa Ouellet double under hooks Tay, lifts her up, and drops her into the Limelight. Alyssa turns her around, Alyssa goes into the cover on Tay. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………….3!!] JR-Alyssa counter allowed her to find an opening to hit the limelight. King-Think she made things more pretty. Kris Gaffney-Ashley Irvine probably has…various opinions. As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd. JR-Tommy Malone is the current extreme champion, but will be getting a challenge from the past. King-They did run into each other in the battle royal as well. Kris Gaffney-There were so many people in the ring at one time, it was hard to really focus on everything. King-Seemly we only focus on two people at once for some reason. (“if you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks out on the stage.) JR-The Rock has one of the longest extreme championship reigns. King-We’ll see how he can do against the present champion. Kris Gaffney- He was an IC champion within a year, so it’s not like he doesn’t have anything left. [Tommy Malone and the Rock run at each other in the isle. They throw fists, the Rock is able to string together a few. Tommy Malone stops this with a knee lift into the gut that doubles over The Rock. Tommy Malone lifts up the Rock, and he drops him on the barricade. The Rock stumbles away. Tommy Malone runs towards the Rock, and he connects with a clothesline that puts him down on the ramp. Tommy Malone picks up the Rock, Tommy Malone hooks him, and he drops him with a vertical suplex. The Rock’s back goes hard into the steel ramp, obviously this doesn’t feel too good. Tommy Malone hits a few stomps on the downed Rock. The Rock crawls away, and Tommy Malone hits a kicks to the ribs on the Rock. The Rock rolls otwards the top of the stage. Tommy Malone grabs the Rock, and he hurls him otwards the stage. He hits hard into the stage, and he stumbles towards Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone springs up, and he connects with the Irish Stun Gun. The Rock seems out of it. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on The Rock on the stage. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by the Rock!! Tommy Malone looks around, and he starts to climb up to the EMF tron.] JR-It looks like Tommy Malone is going to take this to higher ground. Kris Gaffney-Alycia Irvine isn’t a fan. King-With good reason. [Tommy Malone is on the bottom of the EMF tron, he leaps off for a liberation driver. The Rock see’s this coming, and he moves out of the way, and he kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT. The Rock waits for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet, and he hits a few fists to the face of Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone edges dangerously close to the edge of the ramp.] JR-The Rock seemly has a plan. King-We’ll see where that goes. [The Rock backs up, but before he can do anything. Tommy Malone saves himself from being knocked off of the stage. Tommy Malone hits a drop kick to the leg. Tommy Malone backs up, he jumps on the stage, and he jumps off, he connects with the liberation driver off of the stage. The Rock gets driven through a table. Tommy Malone throws his arm over the Rock. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………3!!] JR-Tommy Malone saves himself, and finds the moment to get the victory. Kris Gaffney-Ouch. (“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the cage.) JR-Troy earlier had the run in with a familiar face. King-He better watch out, she can use the force! Kris Gaffney-Or so she says… My Time blares throughout the arena as my time blares over the system. Gage comes strutting our confidently, with that same smug smile on his face. Gage stops at the bottom of the ramp and glares at his opponent in the ring as he hops onto the ring apron. Gage climbs the turnbuckle and looks down at his opponent obviously looking to intimidate him. JR-Gage Gannon is going to be facing the Wretched Nobody soon. Kris Gaffney-What a coincidence…Troy was able to win a match with the Wretched Nobody. King-We’ll see if he takes that as a personal challenge. Kris Gaffney-You’re a personal challenge! [Troy Gafgen and Gage Gannon face off in the middle of the ring. They lock up. Troy Gafgen throws him towards the ropes. Troy Gafgen waits as Gage Gannon bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen hits a hard fist to the face that knocks him. Gage Gannon bounces up to his feet. Troy Gafgen waits for Gage Gannon to bounce back, and he connects with a hard fist that drops him. Gage Gannon hits the mat, and he once he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen lifts up Gage Gannon, and he holds him up over his head, and he drops him with a military press slam. Troy Gafgen waits for Gage Gannon after he hits the mat, and he is slow to get upt o his feet. Troy Gafgen lifts him up, and he drops him with a side walk slam. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Gage Gannon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by Gage Gannon. Troy Gafgen doesn’t argue, he hits a stomp, and he hits another one, and Troy Gafgen grabs Gage Gannon by the hair. He lifts him over his shoulder, and he runs at the cage side, and he throws him hard into the cage side. Gage Gannon hits into the cage side, and he bounces out of cage side, and he drops him with the Chaos Theory. This drives him down on the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Gage Gannon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……………KICK OUT by Gage Gannon.] JR-Troy Gafgen has started out quick in this match. King-But he’s finding out that Gage won’t go down so easily. Kris Gaffney-I think if he was, then Troy would have won the battle royal. [Troy Gafgen measures up on Gage Gannon. Gage Gannon gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen goes for the Crack of Dawn, but it’s blocked by Gage Gannon who pushes him off, and he hits into the cage side. He bounces off, and he stumbles forward Gage Gannon kicks Troy Gafgen in the gut, and he plants him into the mat with a DDT both wrestlers are down on the mat. Gage Gannon after a few moments is able to crawl towards him, and he throws his arm over Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2……………Troy Gafgen is able to roll his shoulder up before the 3 count. Troy Gafgen fights up to his feet, while Gage Gannon has climbed up to his feet holding himself up with the ropes. Troy Gafgen runs at Gage Gannon. Gage is able to move out of the way, and he crashes into the corner. Gage Gannon hits a few kicks into the gut, and he whips him to the other side of the ring. He crashes into the corner. Troy Gafgen stumbles out of the corner. Gage Gannon runs at Troy Gafgen, and he connects with a running ezuguri. Troy Gafgen seemly is out on his feet. Gage Gannon calls for the door to be open. The door is open, and Gage Gannon starts to crawl towards the door. He starts to go out of the door, but out of no where Troy Gafgen comes to life, and he dives at the feet of Gage Gannon, and he grabs a hold of the legs of Gage Gannon, and he pulls him out, but Gage Gannon grabs the bottom ropes, and he brings him towards the ring post. He is able to bring him towards the ropes, and Troy Gafgen hits his head on the top turnbuckle.] JR-Great counter by Gage Gannon. King-He might have a chance to do something with it. [Gage Gannon grabs Troy, and he smashes Troy into the cage side, he climbs up to the top. But before he can go back down. Troy Gafgen grabs Gage Gannon’s leg, and he climbs up to the top of the cage. Both wrestlers throw fists to the face. Gage Gannon blocks one of the fists, he grabs Troy’s head, and he smashes him into the top of the cage. Gage Gannon goes down to the other side of the cage. But all of a sudden Troy starts to move down with him. Gage notices him, and meets him with fists, Troy Gafgen answers back. The two trade fists, to the point where Troy and Gage hit fists at the same time. Troy and Gage decide to just jump down as they reel back….they hit the ground. But Troy Gafgen hit the ground a split second before Gage!! Troy Gafgen wins. But their battle continues.] JR-Troy wins, but it doesn’t seem like these two are done fighting. Kris Gaffney-Guess not. (Troy and Gage fight to the backstage area as Shockwave goes to commercial, and comes back.) (The EMF tron lights up as Stephanie McMahon-Walker steps out of the women’s locker room after seeing her daughter Catherine. She walks away, suddenly out of no where Jesica Cole-Mann yells, and she throws Stephanie hard into the wall. She bounces off of the hard wall, Jesica picks up Stephanie on her shoulders, and she drops her with a death valley driver. Jesica stands over Stephanie, then she realizes that there are a few crates over where she is, she smiles, she tries to climb up them. But ref’s and officials get in her way as Stephanie is hurting on the ground. We go to commercial. We come back to ring side.) (The lights turn off. Don’t underestimate the force can be heard. “LAVAGROUND” is played, but instead of Alycia Irvine showing up. Nothing is there, suddenly the camera switches to the announcers table where we see Sith eyes. The lights turn on as Alycia Irvine smiles at Eddie Stratus as she lies on the commentator desk in her purple lingerie. Her hooded figures pull her away, and make her go down to the ring.) JR-What was that about? Eddie Stratus-Seems like her time to drop in. King-That happen often? Eddie Stratus-Some people might think more than normal, but then I remembered she just might be a fan of my monkey’s…you got to read between the lines (“Find the real” blasts on the PA system. Jesica Cole-Mann walks out on in her silver lingerie. She steps inside of the ring judging the various women in the audience about their breasts.) JR-Jesica Cole-Mann has continued her vendetta against Stephanie. King- Think it matters that she wasn’t the one who made the decision for those implants? Kris Gaffney-I don’t think so… (“How strong do you think I am” blasts on the PA system. Catherine Walker walks out as the only one in a red robe. She doesn’t look too pleased that she bypasses her entire entrance, plus she still seems somewhat embarrassed to do this match. She jumps on the apron, and she climbs into the ring, and she waits for the bell. She takes off her robe, and reveals her red lingerie) JR-We saw that Catherine’s mother Stephanie was attacked by JCM. King-What do you think that Eddie? Eddie-I’d do something, but I think my fiancé has it under control. Kris Gaffney-So brave… [Jesica Cole-Mann points to Alycia Irvine, and Catherine Walker, and yells “REAL BOOBS MEANS I’M BETTER THAN YOU!!” Alycia and Catherine gives a side way look. Jesica runs and yells “FOR CEEEEEENA!!”. For some reason Jesica starts to choke for no reason. The camera has Alycia doing a choking motion. She snaps out of it and yells “oops….forgot to turn off the force…my bad”. Jesica falls to the mat, and she rolls out of the ring. ALycia Irvine gets a dark look towards Catherine, and runs at her. Alycia Irvine hits various slaps to Catherine yelling “he’s mine!! MINE! MINE!! MIIIINNNNE!!” Catherine Walker ducks under one of them Catherine Walker hits a forearm shot to the face of Alycia Irvine. He head snaps backwards. She tries to whip her to the ropes. She bounces off of the ropes. Alycia Irvine jumps in the air, and she goes for a flying forearm shot to the face. Catherine Walker ducks under, and she hooks Alycia Irvine into a full nelson. She lifts up Alycia, and she drops her into a back breaker known as the Ice breaker. Alycia Irvine is down on the mat, Catherine Walker see’s a chance to end the match. She starts to climb up the nearest turnbuckle.] JR-It looks like Catherine is going to end this. Eddie Stratus-All this is about fighting over me! Hooded figure 1- Know the feeling…I got a hot Asian wife! Hooded figure 2- Idiot…you know what happened the last time said that. The RTC takes away Hooded figure 1 [Catherine Walker steady’s herself up on the top rope, but Jesica Cole-Mann jumps on the apron. She pushes Catherine Walker off of the top rope, and she goes flying. Jesica Cole-Mann sling shots herself up on the top rope, but Alycia Irvine nips up, and she hits a standing drop kick that snakes the ropes. Jesica Cole-Mann hits the mat hard. Alycia Irvine takes a few moments to rest up, and she waits for Jesica Cole-Mann gets up to her feet. She holds her face. Alycia Irvine runs to the ropes. ALycia Irvine jumps on the second rope, and she spring boards off of the second rope, and twists in the air she connects with a spring board flying forearm to the face of Jesica Cole-Mann. Alycia goes into the cover on Jesica. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by Jesica Cole-Mann. Alycia Irvine gets ready for Jesica to get up to her feet. Catherine reaches into the ring, but Alycia Irvine senses, and she jumps backwards, and she connects with the mind control pele kick. This connects to Catherine’s shoulder/neck air. She goes flying, she hits the mat around ring side. Alycia Irvine gets up, and she smiles, and winks at Eddie Stratus. Then yells at him to stop being a stupid stalker!!] JR-What is with her with you? Eddie Stratus-Maybe she doesn’t have a monkey named after her? King-According to her they are all named after her. Eddie Stratus-Maybe it’s because I’m afraid to do it, and then her realize she hates it. [Alycia Irvine doesn’t see Jesica Cole-Mann sneaking up on Alycia Irvine. She hits a drop kick to the back. Alycia Irvine goes flying into the middle rope throat. ALycia cough’s as she pulls herself up with the help of the ropes. She gets up to her feet, and Jesica Cole-Mann runs at Alycia Irvine, she runs up to the middle rope. And she drives a running knee into the chin of Alycia Irvine. Jesica Cole-Mann grabs Alycia Irvine by the hand, she brings her towards her. She lifts her, and she connects with a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…..KICK OUT by Alycia Irvine. Jesica Cole-Mann lifts up, and body slams on Alycia Irvine. Jesica Cole-Mann smiles as she looks at camera with evil intensions.] King-This could be fatal for Alycia….she doesn’t have padding where she wants to stomp her. JR-It could have the reverse effect. King-I don’t see that happening. Eddie Stratus-Did you see? Catherine’s Vagina…he about to make another twitter post! JR-Again….he’s talking about the monkey… [Jesica is steadying herself. Catherine Walker grabs a hold of the leg of Jesica. Jesica blocks it, and Jesica kicks off Catherine Walker. But at this moment Alycia Irvine had rolled away, and now Catherine’s mother Stephanie McMahon-Walker is standing in the ring. Jesica jumps off, and Stephanie McMahon moves out of the way, she kicks Jesica in the gut, and she drives her head into the mat with the Chiller. Stephanie goes over to help Catherine back into the ring, but as she isn’t looking Alycia Irvine dives into the ring, and she throws her arm over the fallen Jesica Cole-Mann. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………….3!!] JR-I don’t think that’s how Stephanie drew it up… (Catherine Walker is looking in disbelief at what happened. Stephanie tries to talk to her daughter, Catherine stomps away not wanting to hear it. She stomps up the ramp, and back up to the backstage area. Eddie runs after his “fiancé”. Alycia Irvine holds up her arms laughing, she climbs out of the ring, and she leaves the ring arena.) (“Syd’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks out on the stage. “The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny OMegrape walks out on the stage. He eats grapes, and throws grapes at the crowd that he doesn’t have.) JR-Kenny Omegrape is going to attempt to give the Melon Club another shot at being tag team champions. Kris Gaffney-Think they have a chance? King-Sure…if the Melon Gods say they do. Kris Gaffney-……… We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… a Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-The Wretched Nobody is looking to also get back into the tag team title race. King-Only problem…Tre got smashed. Kris Gaffney-One problem at a time. (“Fight owens fight” blasts on the PA system. Kevin Owens walks out on the stage as R-Truth and Cesaro walks out behind them. Kevin Owens steps inside of the ring.) JR-Like Syd, X-Force is making their first appearance in this picture. King-Wade Wilson isn’t a fan. Kris Gaffney-Not at all. [The Wretched Nobody has Syd Khatru charging at him. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the neck of Syd Khatru. He hurls him into the corner, and the Wretched Nobody hits a few body shots, and then he hits a hard fists to the face. The Wretched Nobody brings him towards him, and he connects with a hard fist to the face. The Wretched Nobody connects with a short arm clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He is slow to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody hits a head butt that knocks him backwards. He whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends him flying through the air. He crashes down hard into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody picks up Syd Khatru. He throws him, and he connects with a fall away slam that hits into Kevin Owens.] King-That’s using…your opponent. Kris Gaffney-Why else would they be here if not to hurl them at people. JR-Well…never thought of it like that… [Before the Wretched Nobody can get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape jumps off of the second rope, and he connects with a flying leg drop. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref counts 1………..2..The Wretched Nobody powers out of the cover. The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape was prepared as he connects with a hard chair shot on the head. The Wretched Nobody staggers, and Kenny Omegrape hits another chair shot. Once again this staggers the Wretched Nobody, but the Wretched Nobody doesn’t go down. Kenny OMegrape goes for another chair shot, but The Wretched Nobody punches the chair out of Kenny Omegrape’s hands, and this goes back somewhat in his face. Kenny Omegrape stumbles backwards. The wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but Kenny ducks under, and he ducks under, and Wretch is stuck on the top rope.] JR-Kenny used his speed advantage there. King-It’s a good thing he did…or he might not have the advantage of having a head. Kris Gaffney-The guy in the 3rd row could have though… [Kenny Omegrape dumps the Wretched Nobody out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape gets attacked from behind by Kevin Owens. Kenny Omegrape staggers towards the corner, and Kevin Owens hits a clothesline the corner. Kenny Omegrape falls into the corner. Kenny Omegrape is in a seated position, and Kevin Owens backs away, and he connects with a cannon ball that connects with him. Kevin Owens pulls him into the middle of the ring. Owens goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2….Syd Khatru breaks up the three count, and he connects with his elbow combo on Kevin Owens, he makes sure that he doesn’t fall down, and he throws him hard into the ring post.] JR-Syd Khatru has taken over. Kris Gaffney-I think we saw how much that can change quickly earlier. [Syd Khatru turns around right into the trephination!! The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Syd Khatru. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!] King-Like that? Kris Gaffney-Like that… (There is battling at ring side as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, AN ARKIE!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[AN ARKIE comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, Judas Icarus!!!

[Judas Icarus walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks AN ARKIE's boots and knee pads. Earl Hebner checks Judas Icarus's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Judas Icarus. A forearm choke by Judas Icarus nearly gets him disqualified. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Judas Icarus trys for a neck scissors but AN ARKIE avoids it. ]

JR - I wish every match could be like this!

[AN ARKIE sets Judas Icarus up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE sets Judas Icarus up DDTs him into the mat. AN ARKIE applies a boston crab to Judas Icarus. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... AN ARKIE breaks the hold. AN ARKIE punches Judas Icarus repeatedly. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Judas Icarus. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE piledrives Judas Icarus. AN ARKIE chants start. AN ARKIE drags Judas Icarus to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Now Judas Icarus standing. (..2) Judas Icarus holds AN ARKIE in the corner, choking him with his forearm. AN ARKIE piledrives Judas Icarus. Judas Icarus stands up. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Judas Icarus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE chants start. (...3) AN ARKIE gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Judas Icarus. Judas Icarus executes the brain buster on AN ARKIE. Judas Icarus climbs to his feet. (....4) Judas Icarus chokes AN ARKIE. Judas Icarus grabs AN ARKIE and applies an arm wrench. (.....5) A forearm choke by Judas Icarus nearly gets him disqualified. Judas Icarus executes the brain buster on AN ARKIE. Judas Icarus climbs to his feet. (......6) Judas Icarus grabs AN ARKIE's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. Judas Icarus chokes AN ARKIE with his boot. (.......7) Judas Icarus holds AN ARKIE in the corner, choking him with his forearm. AN ARKIE gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Judas Icarus. (........8) Judas Icarus executes a neck scissors on AN ARKIE. Judas Icarus is back on his feet. Judas Icarus grabs AN ARKIE's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. Judas Icarus goes to the ring....AN ARKIE follows behind. He pulls out his sniper rile, but Judas connects with an impaler DDT. Judas climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on AN ARKIE. He jumps off of the top rope. He connects with the Coup De Grace. Judas goes into the cover on AN ARKIE. THe ref counts 1.............2..............3!!]

JR - The winner of this match, Judas Icarus!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are turned out. Pyrtotechnics blasts on the stage. Crashing with every hit. The lights turn on to reveal the fans yelling, and waving their signs. The camera gets a few shots. The camera zooms out, and displays the location information. Before it goes to a few more shots of the crowd.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Nashville, Tennesse. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Hello, and welcome, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight the tag team division continues to heat up as the team that will face team Tony for a contendership shot will be decided.

Kris Gaffney-Did Troy tell us how much he hates Tony?

King-Not more than I hate JR…that’s for sure.

JR-Speaking of which…

(We open up to the backstage area as the camera gets a shot of Troy Gafgen with his boot on a chair. He is lacing up his boot. Suddenly the clicking of high heels can be heard, and the voice he thought he would never have to hear again breaks his intense focus on his match.)

.::Voice::.-Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh TROY!!

(Troy turns around as Alycia Irvine is standing there in a white shirt, and black skirt.)

.::Alycia Irvine::.-It's your favorite person who went out with your....*she looks at her hand*....son....

(Troy looks at Alycia with a puzzled look.)

Troy Gafgen: Oh. Hey Alycia. How are you?

.::Alycia Irvine::.-So much better now, can you believe it? I followed...whatever AJ is to you for weeks thinking that it was you who I dated. Can you believe that? What a silly mistake. Look at you, you're ancient. The only one older than you is Tony, and you are like two old guy's in a retirement home fighting over the remote for the only TV. Anyways, I just thought I'd see how it is being that old....and I feel I should be re-burst for my time realizing that it wasn't you who I dated...I mean...my time is precious. I'm not going to look like this forever you know. Who am I kidding, I'm always going to be hot, and awesome.

(Troy raises an eyebrow, quite perplexed about the situation. He chuckles.)

Troy Gafgen: Yeah...that definitely wasn’t me you were with. You’re thinking of my son. I remember you guys doing something but are you sure he was actually dating you? I seem to remember things a little differently.

(His tone changes from confusion to seriousness.)

Troy Gafgen: What’s this about me being ancient? Im not that old...but I do know one thing. If me and Tony Ikeda are fighting over anything I’m going to win. God I hate that guy.

.::Alycia Irvine::.-Yeah....yeah...you're so right, I must admit the truth...he was a good carrier of my bags, and nothing more......*whispers* psst....he really wasn't...I'm just trying not to hurt his feelings...he totally always messed that up. *back to her normal voice* But I guess we can agree with one thing, I hate Tony Ikeda too. Man so annoying, he's always trying to get me for the BWO, I mean does he not know that the world is my federation? While everyone is stuck here with....AJ....and others...I'm promoting the EMF. I'm like Rex and Rad Hazard....if they were good.

(She folds her arms, and smiles a condescending smile.)

.::Alycia Irvine::.-So what is it with you, and Tony this time? Did he take your medication? Or did he yell at those young whippersnappers before you did? I don't know. If you can't tell, I'm too busy dealing with the other male admirers who wish they could be with me...STALKERS I say...STALKERS every last one of them!

Troy Gafgen: Riiiiiiight. Well, I’m sure wish you well with those...

(Troy imitates Alycia.)

Troy Gafgen: STALKERS YOU SAY!

(Troy laughs.)

Troy Gafgen: As for Tony and I...we’ve never gotten along. Always been a rivalry...always will. Also, I’d lay off of AJ. She wouldn’t like you talking about her like that.

.::Alycia Irvine::.-Hey, your son could be the biggest one. If he's still alive....maybe that's why my mother had to spend so much time trying to get me to remember who he was. So annoying.

(Weeks ago. Amy Dumas has a few pictures.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Come on Alycia...you got this...

.::Alycia Irvine::.-Meh...how about this one...is that even male? Sorry...couldn't focus as I realize this is the time of day that Eddie was about to feed his monkey's all named after me, OBSESSED I TELL YOU!

.::Amy Dumas::.-....

(Alycia comes out of it.)

.::Alycia Irvine::.-Fun times. Oh, AJ and I already don't like each other...but then we realized we agreed that my sister is CRAZY!! So we were skipping for weeks. I guess since she's a HUGE fan of my mother, and I'm the best thing to come from my mother, how could we hate each other? Except if she talked bad about me. WHAT DO YOU KNOW...*she calms down*...kidding...maybe...anyways...far more fun than thinking I was dating you. Somehow I get a feeling that if you both stopped feuding, you would both just forget you hated each other, but who am I kidding...it's fun to watch you both hit each other with canes. In fact....that has to be your next match. A cane on a pole match! Much better than you facing Wade Wilson and Logan Riley. Man I hate unoriginal people. Not like me! George Lucas only wishes he could make something as good as me.

(Troy nods at Alycia.)

Troy Gafgen: Tony and I stop feuding? That’s never going to happen. It’s like water and oil.

(Troy then shrugs.)

Troy Gafgen: Well, thanks for this...productive talk?

.::Alycia Irvine::.-I know...what would you do without me? Such a reality is probably not possible for you to conceive. But I got other things to do, including a lingerie match for some reason. I'm not sure what Catherine and Jesica Cole-Mann have in common with me, but whatever. Just be sure...what's his name isn't watching, he'd probably get depressed on what he doesn't have. Now if you excuse me....

(Alycia Irvine walks off camera. We go back to the ring.)

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-You never know which Tony you are going to get.

King-BWO takes a lot of time.

Kris Gaffney- What about when he didn’t have the BWO?

King-Um….that’s just 2 BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"First Klass" Mike Keller comes sauntering out nodding his head cockily. The Crowd boos. Keller looks confused for a second but pays them no mind. He continues down the ramp and walks by the ringside announce table. He spots the monitor and sees himself on it and gets lost in his eyes. He finally snaps out it and climbs into the ring.

JR-We’ll see what the man known as First Klass can do with this chance.

King-I’m still waiting for a Reno feud.

Kris Gaffney-I’d be down with it if his theme music comes with him.

Hard to Handle by the Black Crowes rocks the arena and out comes Brent Logan in torn lightblue jeans making his way to the ring barefoot. He enters the ring and a cold stare takes posession of his face.

JR-Brent Loggins last week was defeated by Mike Keller.

King-Mike Keller now is in the IC title race.

Kris Gaffney-Well, he gets the chance to get some revenge, and maybe even become the IC champion later.

King-Two birds with one stone, I like it!

[Mike Keller and Tony Ikeda throw fists to the face, neither are moving. Tony Ikeda throws a wild fist to the face. Mike Keller ducks under. Tony Ikeda runs at the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Mike Keller is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends Tony Ikeda flying into the air, and he hits head to head with Brent Loggins. Brent Loggins stumbles backwards, and he falls out of the ring. “First Klass” waits as Tony Ikeda is getting up holding his head. Mike Keller grabs Tony Ikeda’s arm, and he connects with a hard Yacht Club. This puts down Tony Ikeda. Mike Keller goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Mike Keller doesn’t seem pleased, and he connects with a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. He looks towards the corner, and he climbs up to the top rope.]

JR-Looks like Mike Keller is attempting to hit a big move.

King-He won’t have many chances like this when it’s one on one.

Kris Gaffney-That is always how things are in a multi-man match.

[Mike Keller is on the top rope, and Brent Loggins climbs up to the apron, and he pushes Mike Keller off of the top rope. He goes flying through the air, and he hits his face on the barricade. Mike Keller falls down on the mat. Brent Loggins steps inside of the ring, and Tony Ikeda is up to his feet. Brent Loggins hits a fist to the face. Tony Ikeda backs up, he hits another one. Tony Ikeda attempts to go for a fist of his own, but it’s countered by Brent Loggins who ducks under, and he hooks him into a waist lock, and hurls him into a release german suplex that he calls taking out the trash. Tony Ikeda crashes hard on his upper back/neck air. He’s slow to get up in the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda takes a few steps forward, and he falls out of the corner.]

JR-Tony Ikeda might be in trouble here.

King-He might be logged out.

Kris Gaffney-And other various computer references.

[Tony Ikeda is still down, Brent Loggins jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for the Big Log, but he moves out of the way. Brent Loggins crashes down on the mat. Brent Loggins hits into the mat. Brent Loggins is slow to get up to his feet, and he hooks him into a full nelson, and he drops him with a full nelson suplex that puts him down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down.]

JR-Both wrestlers are down.

King-This would be a problem….if there wasn’t another person in this match.

Kris Gaffney-Mr. Gold questions this.

[Brent Loggins gets up to his feet. Mike Keller jumps off, and he connects with high society on Brent Loggins. Mike Keller see’s that Tony Ikeda is getting up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, and he goes for the Klass act. But Tony Ikeda pushes him forward. Mike Keller falls out of the ring. Tony Ikeda neck hits into the top turnbuckle by doing this. Tony Ikeda stumbles back. Brent Loggins is up. Brent Loggins puts him into a small package on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-Tony’s move to save the match for himself gave Brent Loggins a chance to win this match.

King-Not how Tony drew it up.

Kris Gaffney-Again…that’s why this is a triple threat..

(“black or white” blasts on the PA system. F. Lee Bayley walks out on the stage, she does a little dance as her Bayley buddies of OJ Simpson, a knife, and Tyson Tomko inflate behind her. F. Lee Bayley walks down as she pulls her suspenders, and talks about being small town lawyer. She slides into the ring.)

King-I’m wondering…where does she practice anyways.

Kris Gaffney-Things don’t change fast for sure….whenever it is.

King-Where is the Mountie when you need him?

(“Holla” blasts on the PA system. Kelly Kelly walks out on the stage with her arms out stretched. She walks down to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kelly Kelly has been on a bit of a role since getting a win over Catherine Walker.

King-Not in the court room…Kelly got served….I know what that is like.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t.

King-You never did anything that people would want to sue you over!

[The bell rings, and Kelly Kelly yells at F. Lee Bayley who pulls at her suspenders. Kelly Kelly hits a hard slap to the face. F. Lee Bayley turns around. Kelly Kelly school boy’s F. Lee Bayley, and the ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by F. Lee Bayley. F. Lee Bayley gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. F. Lee Bayley. She hooks her, and she puts her down with a side head lock, and she puts on the pressure on F. Lee Bayley, and she gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. F. Lee Bayley backs her up into the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. She bounces off of the roeps, and she connects with a hard shoulder block that knocks down F. Lee Bayley. She takes a few moments to rest up,a nd once F. Lee Bayley gets up to her feet, and she hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks her backwards. Kelly Kelly tries to whip F. Lee Bayley off of the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she hits a spinning leg scissors heads scissors as she screams. She gets up to her feet. Kelly Kelly kicks her in the gut, and she puts her leg of the head of F. Lee Bayley, but F. Lee Bayley is able to get out of the K2, and she grabs Kelly’s head, and she drops her with a hanging neck breaker that puts down Kelly Kelly.]

JR-Kelly Kelly attempted to end this match quickly, but F. Lee Bayley had other idea’s.

Kris Gaffney-So Kelly was over ruled.

King-I guess so.

[F. Lee Bayley takes a few moments to rest up, and while this is going on Kelly Kelly reaches up, and she starts to take the cover off of the turnbuckle. She pulls it off, but she turns around. F. Lee Bayley connects a front jaw breaker that sends her backwards into the corner, covering up the exposed turnbuckle to the ref, and F. Lee Bayley brings her out of the corner, and she bounces off of the ropes. Kelly Kelly connects with a hip toss that puts her down on the mat. F. Lee Bayley waits for Kelly Kelly to get up to her feet, and she lifts her up, and she drops her with a scoop slam driver. F. Lee Bayley hooks Kelly Kelly’s leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…….KICK OUT by Kelly Kelly. F. Lee Bayley takes a few moments to rest up as Kelly tries to get up to her feet, and F. Lee Bayley hits a kick to the face. She tells the crowd that is completely legal! F. Lee Bayley picks up Kelly Kelly by the hair, and she whips her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. F. Lee Bayley leaps in the air, and she connects with a flying back elbow that puts down Kelly Kelly. Kelly Kelly staggers up, she lifts up Kelly and drops her with a back breaker on Kelly Kelly. F Lee Bayley goes to the outside of the ring.]

JR-It looks like that F. Lee Bayley might be getting ready to pass her final judgment.

King-Shut up…or she will over rule you!!!

Kris Gaffney-….I’m sure that’s a reference to something.

[F. Lee Bayley jumps off of the top rope for the dropping the hammer, but Kelly moves out of the way. F. Lee Bayley lands on her feet. Kelly Kelly connects with a jumping side kick. This makes F. Lee Bayley fall forward, F. Lee Bayley hits her head into the exposed turnbuckle. F. Lee Bayley stumbles backwards. Kelly Kelly hooks F. Lee Bayley, and she puts her into a school boy pinning combination. The ref counts 1……………2……………..3!!]

JR-That exposed turnbuckle had a big role in the ending of this match.

(Kelly Kelly is posing on the stage. Suddenly you hear F. Lee Bayley. She has a microphone as she tries to pull herself up.)

.::F. Lee Bayley::.-Now hear this Kelly, you might have won this one, but you will have your day in court. The wheels of justice might turn slowly, but once they have started, nothing can stop them, nothing!

JR-What does that mean?

King-Who knows…

Kris Gaffney-Lawyers….

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-It was a pretty good week for Zack Ryder.

King-That’s even though he lost.

Kris Gaffney-Another reason why Tony hates Troy.

(“Syd Khatru’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring. Hitman Cox walks to the ring slowly as KMK Loyality is royality" plays over the PA system. He steps inside of the ring, and he waits for the bell. )

JR-Syd Khatru has shown great promise.

King-Somehow I’m not a fan of Hitman Cox…I’m not sure what it is.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe it’s his parents…their old!

King-Could be…

[Zack Ryder and Syd Khatru start out throwing fists to the face. Syd Khatru puts Zack Ryder into a side head lock, and Syd Khatru holds on the pressure. Zack Ryder is able to counter by whipping Syd Khatru off of the head lock. Syd Khatru bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder grabs Syd Khatru’s arm, and he hurls him towards the other side of the ring. Hitman Cox tries to attack Zack Ryder, but the veteran see’s it coming, and he side steps Hitman Cox, and he throws him hard into Syd Khatru who was trying to get upt o his feet. Zack Ryder hooks Hitman Cox, and he connects with a Russian leg sweep. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Hitman Cox. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….Syd Khatru tries to break it up, Zack Ryder moves out of the way. Zack Ryder hits a running knee lift.]

JR-Zack Ryder almost got a quick pin there.

Kris Gaffney- He better…or we might change his name!

King-Not cool bro!

[Zack Ryder goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope, but Syd Khatru moves out of the way. He crashes hard into the mat. Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet. Syd Khatru runs towards a kneeling Zack Ryder, and he connects with a kneeling hurricanarana that sends him down on the mat with a thud. Syd Khatru goes over to the corner,and he takes off the ring post cover exposing the ring post cover, but seemly Hitman Cox was too focused on getting the jump on Syd Khatru. Syd is able to moves out of the way. Syd Khatru waits for Hitman Cox to get up to his feet, and he connects with a few back elbows to complete his elbows combo. Zack Ryder is getting up however, and he knows that he can’t go for the cover on him. Zack Ryder gets kicked in the gut.]

JR-It looks like Syd is going for the tiger driver.

King-You would think they could think of something new in almost 30 years.

[Syd hits the tiger driver 91, but before he can go for the cover. Hitman Cox comes out of no where with a Singapore cane, and he cracks it on the back of Syd Khatru. Syd Khatru yells in pain as he turns towards where he got hit, and he gets smashed over the head with the cane. Hitman Cox falls to a knee, and he takes a few moments to rest up. Syd Khatru gets up to his feet in the corner. Hitman Cox runs towards the corner, and he jumps in the air,a nd he connects with a flying back elbow in the corner. Hitman Cox waits for Syd Khatru to stumble out of the corner, and he does. Hitman Cox runs to the ropes, and he grabs his head, and puts it into the mat with a two handed face crusher. ]

JR-Hitman Cox with the double handed face crusher.

King-“Stone Cold” Steve Austin is impressed.

Kris Gaffney-Did that mean he stole his nickname.

King-…MAYBE!

[Hitman Cox gets up to his feet, he see’s Zack Ryder coming towards him. Hitman Cox goes for a fist, but he ducks under. Hitman Cox turns around right into the Rough Ryder by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Hitman Cox. The ref goes into position to make the cover. The ref counts 1……………2………..3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder wins!!

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he can be elite again.

Steve Walker-Just as long as he’s not lynel…

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

JR-This is the debut of Azar Vulcan.

King-Think he pictured his first match facing Lugus and Gilles?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe, the real question is if it’ll go as he pictured it.

JR-Lugus has gotten close to being a champion.

King-Everyone is fooked!

[Azar Vulcan runs, and he goes for a fist to the face. Lugus Cuhullion ducks under. Azuar blocks it, and he hits knee lift into the gut that doubles over. Lugus Cuhullion whips him to the ropes. Azar Vulcan whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Lugus hits a back elbow to the mat. He hits hard into the mat. Azar Vulcan picks up Lugus, and sets him up into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up, but Lugus is able to reverse it. Lugus goes for a vertical suplex, but it’s countered landing behind Lugus, Azar pushes him, Lugus falls forward, and he hits hard into the Gilles Gamesh who was waiting for a spot for him to attack. Gilles falls out of the ropes, and he hits hard into the mat around ring side. He kicks him in the gut, he sets him up into a vertical suplex. Azar lifts up Lugus, and he drops him with a brain buster driving him into the mat. Lugus is down on the mat.]

JR-Lugus might be in trouble.

King-So is Gilles

Kris Gaffney-Not unless he can do something about it.

[Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Lugus Cuhullion. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…….Gilles Gamesh reaches into the ring, and he pulls him out of the ring. Gilles Gamesh throws him hard into the ring post. Azar Vulcan falls down on the mat. Gilles Gamesh climbs up to the apron, and he waits for Lugus Cuhullion. He jumps off of the top rope rope, and he connects with a flying back elbow on Lugus.]

JR-Gilles was able to break up the pin.

King-That was close though.

Kris Gaffney-Close or not, counts the same.

[Gilles tries to pick up Lugus. Lugus is able to struggle out of the back. He hits a European upper cut that sends him down on the mat. Lugus waits for Gilles Gamesh to get up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. Lugus hooks him into a gut wretch sit down power bomb Lugus goes into the cover on Gamesh. The ref counts 1…………….2………….KICK OUT by Gilles Gamesh.]

JR-Gilles Gamesh kicks out.

King-How long can he do that though.

[Lugus goes over to get a chair, he gets ready to smash Gilles, but out of no where it’s kicked right into the face of Lugus with the Money Maker. Lugus goes down on the mat. Azar throws Gilles out of the ring. Azar goes into the cover on Lugus. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!]

JR-Azur saw an opening, and took it.

King-That just fooked up Lugus face.

(We go to the vice president’s office, Amy Dumas sits back in her chair as her assistant seems to be dictating something.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Now as far as my lack of power. I as the Vice President have much power. Jarred Carthallion used to cower before me. Yet now, I can’t even sign a simple contract without it holding weight. There are numberous in examples of this….

.::Voice::.-I’d like to hear all of them!

(Amy jumps as turns as Jesica Cole-Mann is sitting on the other side of her desk.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-When did you get here?

.::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-I’ve been here for an hour, I’m like Drax, but not as cool. Like the new Tomb Raider movie, it is better, but no one noticed it! Except for the geniuses in Hollywood...that's why it's getting a sequel for under performing!

(Amy shakes her head, and motions for the assistant to leave.)

.::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Was that Maria?

.::Amy Dumas::.-I don’t know, what do you want?

.::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Oh, I came here, because I was trying to talk to John Cena, but seemly he doesn’t remember his best student. I tried to give him a call, text messages, e-mail, I even tried to get a telegram to him.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah…he got that one….he didn’t understand it, and thought it was Catherine’s doing.

.::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Oh, it all makes sense, after all he would never forget me! How could he? I mean he picked you to be his wife, a woman with nice boobs!!

(Amy looks uncomfortable as she crosses her arms over her breasts.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-As flattered as I am….not a lesbian, and as you said, about to be married....to a man.

.::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Oh no, I’m not like that. Just with certain other women in the EMF like Stephanie McMahon-Walker, she doesn't have boobs like you and me.

.::Amy Dumas::.-She is annoying, but what is your point?

.::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-It’s time that she gets taken out for good. The great Natasha Jones demands it! There is a reason why made sure that she was no longer all natural, because she knew that she would be a joke! Yet she’s still here! So I’m going to continue Natasha’s crusade!

.::Amy Dumas::.-To make as many bust puns as possible?

(JCM laughs.)

.::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Oh goodness no, I couldn’t take that away from the master. Plus I wouldn’t be worthy, but I must make sure that Stephanie is gone for good, she’s been such a bad influence on her daughter Catherine.

.::Amy Dumas::.-…I’m not sure with the new attitude, but…for the most part she’s a nice girl, Ashley thinks of her like another mother.

.::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Sure, she has natural beauty, she's a princess, but she wants implants, disgusting, unnatural! How could the kingdom of Antarctica survive when they look back at Catherine I of Antartica, and realize she has fake boobs! The kingdom would be lost! I shall put a stop to it before she makes a mistake. I want you to see my match, when you got time of course! Then maybe you can either support me, or give me a audience with John Cena! I’m sure he’ll want to see his greatest student.

.::Amy Dumas::.-*under her breath* not sure about that….*normal voice*…anyways, Stephanie has always looked down on me, so we’ll see what you can do.

(Jesica Cole-Mann jumps out of her chair, and shakes her hand.)

.::Jesica Cole-Mann-You won’t regret this.

.::Amy Dumas::.-I think I already am…but let’s see what you can do. .::Jesica Cole-Mann::.-Now if you excuse me, I need to go change….these women need to see why real boobs means I’m better than them!

(Jesica smiles, and leaves. Amy Dumas rolls her eyes at that exchange as she reads a book entitled “so you had one million babies..” We go back to ring side.)

(“No rest for the wicked” blasts on the PA system. Tay Conti walks out on the stage, and she steps inside of tehr ing.)

JR-Tay says that Latina’s do it better.

King-She’s like Sting…she does this…and that.

Kris Gaffney-Whatever that is.

The lights dim down and become a sultry hot-pink, and out comes Alyssa Ouellet, Madame Couture herself, parading out with her latest designer handbag in her clutch. She lowers her shades and gives the crowd a nasty look before heading down the ramp with a hand on her hip, rolling her eyes at the chorus of boos being thrown her way. Carefully rolling into the ring, Alyssa hands her shades and handbag to the ring announcer. She then heads over to the ropes to lean against them, waiting for her opponent to enter.

JR-Alyssa is sure of herself.

King-We have had a lot of that recently.

[Alyssa Ouellet is making various comments about Tay Conti. Tay seems to not be taking it in stride as Alyssa attempts to make fun of the rest of the crowd. The bell rings, and Tay hits a hard kick that knocks down Alyssa. Alyssa Ouelet goes dwon Tay goes into the cover on Alyssa Ouellet. The ref counts 1………….KICK OUT by Alyssa. Both wrestlers get up at about the same time, and Alyssa pokes the eyes of Tay Conti. Tay Conti is blinded, and for good measure she decides to slap Tay Conti’s face to which she makes a comment about no one could slap the ugly out of her. Alyssa whips her to the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes. Alyssa Ouelet hits a spinning back elbow to the face that knocks down Tay Conti. Tay gets up to her feet. Alyssa Ouelet picks her up, and drops her with a body slam. Alyssa Ouellet jumps in the air, and she comes down across the face with a knee Alyssa Ouellet is not through yet. She allows Tay Conti to get up in the corner. She runs at her, and she connects with a flying forearm shot to the face. Tay Conti stumbles out of the corner. Alyssa kicks her in the gut, and she plants her into the mat with a vogue drop.]

JR-Alyssa lands the vogue drop.

King-Well…at least he got the name right.

Kris Gaffney-Baby steps.

[Alyssa Ouellet mocks everyone. This allows Tay Conti to roll under the ropes, and Alyssa picks her up by her hair, and Tay Conti counters with a hang man. This makes Alyssa stumbles backwards. Tay Conti steps inside of the ring, and she connects with a bicycle kick to the face that puts down Alyssa. Both wrestlers are down as both try to get up to their feet.]

JR-This match could go either way.

King-However, Tay says Latina’s do it better…maybe the better is sitting up.

Kris Gaffney-Would helpful at this moment.

[Tay is able to hit a knee lift into the gut. Tay tries to lift up Alyssa Ouellet, but Alyssa drops behind Tay. Alyssa Ouellet double under hooks Tay, lifts her up, and drops her into the Limelight. Alyssa turns her around, Alyssa goes into the cover on Tay. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………….3!!]

JR-Alyssa counter allowed her to find an opening to hit the limelight.

King-Think she made things more pretty.

Kris Gaffney-Ashley Irvine probably has…various opinions.

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-Tommy Malone is the current extreme champion, but will be getting a challenge from the past.

King-They did run into each other in the battle royal as well.

Kris Gaffney-There were so many people in the ring at one time, it was hard to really focus on everything.

King-Seemly we only focus on two people at once for some reason.

(“if you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks out on the stage.)

JR-The Rock has one of the longest extreme championship reigns.

King-We’ll see how he can do against the present champion.

Kris Gaffney- He was an IC champion within a year, so it’s not like he doesn’t have anything left.

[Tommy Malone and the Rock run at each other in the isle. They throw fists, the Rock is able to string together a few. Tommy Malone stops this with a knee lift into the gut that doubles over The Rock. Tommy Malone lifts up the Rock, and he drops him on the barricade. The Rock stumbles away. Tommy Malone runs towards the Rock, and he connects with a clothesline that puts him down on the ramp. Tommy Malone picks up the Rock, Tommy Malone hooks him, and he drops him with a vertical suplex. The Rock’s back goes hard into the steel ramp, obviously this doesn’t feel too good. Tommy Malone hits a few stomps on the downed Rock. The Rock crawls away, and Tommy Malone hits a kicks to the ribs on the Rock. The Rock rolls otwards the top of the stage. Tommy Malone grabs the Rock, and he hurls him otwards the stage. He hits hard into the stage, and he stumbles towards Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone springs up, and he connects with the Irish Stun Gun. The Rock seems out of it. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on The Rock on the stage. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by the Rock!! Tommy Malone looks around, and he starts to climb up to the EMF tron.]

JR-It looks like Tommy Malone is going to take this to higher ground.

Kris Gaffney-Alycia Irvine isn’t a fan.

King-With good reason.

[Tommy Malone is on the bottom of the EMF tron, he leaps off for a liberation driver. The Rock see’s this coming, and he moves out of the way, and he kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT. The Rock waits for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet, and he hits a few fists to the face of Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone edges dangerously close to the edge of the ramp.]

JR-The Rock seemly has a plan.

King-We’ll see where that goes.

[The Rock backs up, but before he can do anything. Tommy Malone saves himself from being knocked off of the stage. Tommy Malone hits a drop kick to the leg. Tommy Malone backs up, he jumps on the stage, and he jumps off, he connects with the liberation driver off of the stage. The Rock gets driven through a table. Tommy Malone throws his arm over the Rock. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………3!!]

JR-Tommy Malone saves himself, and finds the moment to get the victory.

Kris Gaffney-Ouch.

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the cage.)

JR-Troy earlier had the run in with a familiar face.

King-He better watch out, she can use the force!

Kris Gaffney-Or so she says…

My Time blares throughout the arena as my time blares over the system. Gage comes strutting our confidently, with that same smug smile on his face. Gage stops at the bottom of the ramp and glares at his opponent in the ring as he hops onto the ring apron. Gage climbs the turnbuckle and looks down at his opponent obviously looking to intimidate him.

JR-Gage Gannon is going to be facing the Wretched Nobody soon.

Kris Gaffney-What a coincidence…Troy was able to win a match with the Wretched Nobody.

King-We’ll see if he takes that as a personal challenge.

Kris Gaffney-You’re a personal challenge!

[Troy Gafgen and Gage Gannon face off in the middle of the ring. They lock up. Troy Gafgen throws him towards the ropes. Troy Gafgen waits as Gage Gannon bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen hits a hard fist to the face that knocks him. Gage Gannon bounces up to his feet. Troy Gafgen waits for Gage Gannon to bounce back, and he connects with a hard fist that drops him. Gage Gannon hits the mat, and he once he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen lifts up Gage Gannon, and he holds him up over his head, and he drops him with a military press slam. Troy Gafgen waits for Gage Gannon after he hits the mat, and he is slow to get upt o his feet. Troy Gafgen lifts him up, and he drops him with a side walk slam. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Gage Gannon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by Gage Gannon. Troy Gafgen doesn’t argue, he hits a stomp, and he hits another one, and Troy Gafgen grabs Gage Gannon by the hair. He lifts him over his shoulder, and he runs at the cage side, and he throws him hard into the cage side. Gage Gannon hits into the cage side, and he bounces out of cage side, and he drops him with the Chaos Theory. This drives him down on the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Gage Gannon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……………KICK OUT by Gage Gannon.]

JR-Troy Gafgen has started out quick in this match.

King-But he’s finding out that Gage won’t go down so easily.

Kris Gaffney-I think if he was, then Troy would have won the battle royal.

[Troy Gafgen measures up on Gage Gannon. Gage Gannon gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen goes for the Crack of Dawn, but it’s blocked by Gage Gannon who pushes him off, and he hits into the cage side. He bounces off, and he stumbles forward Gage Gannon kicks Troy Gafgen in the gut, and he plants him into the mat with a DDT both wrestlers are down on the mat. Gage Gannon after a few moments is able to crawl towards him, and he throws his arm over Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2……………Troy Gafgen is able to roll his shoulder up before the 3 count. Troy Gafgen fights up to his feet, while Gage Gannon has climbed up to his feet holding himself up with the ropes. Troy Gafgen runs at Gage Gannon. Gage is able to move out of the way, and he crashes into the corner. Gage Gannon hits a few kicks into the gut, and he whips him to the other side of the ring. He crashes into the corner. Troy Gafgen stumbles out of the corner. Gage Gannon runs at Troy Gafgen, and he connects with a running ezuguri. Troy Gafgen seemly is out on his feet. Gage Gannon calls for the door to be open. The door is open, and Gage Gannon starts to crawl towards the door. He starts to go out of the door, but out of no where Troy Gafgen comes to life, and he dives at the feet of Gage Gannon, and he grabs a hold of the legs of Gage Gannon, and he pulls him out, but Gage Gannon grabs the bottom ropes, and he brings him towards the ring post. He is able to bring him towards the ropes, and Troy Gafgen hits his head on the top turnbuckle.]

JR-Great counter by Gage Gannon.

King-He might have a chance to do something with it.

[Gage Gannon grabs Troy, and he smashes Troy into the cage side, he climbs up to the top. But before he can go back down. Troy Gafgen grabs Gage Gannon’s leg, and he climbs up to the top of the cage. Both wrestlers throw fists to the face. Gage Gannon blocks one of the fists, he grabs Troy’s head, and he smashes him into the top of the cage. Gage Gannon goes down to the other side of the cage. But all of a sudden Troy starts to move down with him. Gage notices him, and meets him with fists, Troy Gafgen answers back. The two trade fists, to the point where Troy and Gage hit fists at the same time. Troy and Gage decide to just jump down as they reel back….they hit the ground. But Troy Gafgen hit the ground a split second before Gage!! Troy Gafgen wins. But their battle continues.]

JR-Troy wins, but it doesn’t seem like these two are done fighting.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

(Troy and Gage fight to the backstage area as Shockwave goes to commercial, and comes back.)

(The EMF tron lights up as Stephanie McMahon-Walker steps out of the women’s locker room after seeing her daughter Catherine. She walks away, suddenly out of no where Jesica Cole-Mann yells, and she throws Stephanie hard into the wall. She bounces off of the hard wall, Jesica picks up Stephanie on her shoulders, and she drops her with a death valley driver. Jesica stands over Stephanie, then she realizes that there are a few crates over where she is, she smiles, she tries to climb up them. But ref’s and officials get in her way as Stephanie is hurting on the ground. We go to commercial. We come back to ring side.)

(The lights turn off. Don’t underestimate the force can be heard. “LAVAGROUND” is played, but instead of Alycia Irvine showing up. Nothing is there, suddenly the camera switches to the announcers table where we see Sith eyes. The lights turn on as Alycia Irvine smiles at Eddie Stratus as she lies on the commentator desk in her purple lingerie. Her hooded figures pull her away, and make her go down to the ring.)

JR-What was that about? Eddie Stratus-Seems like her time to drop in.

King-That happen often?

Eddie Stratus-Some people might think more than normal, but then I remembered she just might be a fan of my monkey’s…you got to read between the lines

(“Find the real” blasts on the PA system. Jesica Cole-Mann walks out on in her silver lingerie. She steps inside of the ring judging the various women in the audience about their breasts.)

JR-Jesica Cole-Mann has continued her vendetta against Stephanie.

King- Think it matters that she wasn’t the one who made the decision for those implants?

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think so…

(“How strong do you think I am” blasts on the PA system. Catherine Walker walks out as the only one in a red robe. She doesn’t look too pleased that she bypasses her entire entrance, plus she still seems somewhat embarrassed to do this match. She jumps on the apron, and she climbs into the ring, and she waits for the bell. She takes off her robe, and reveals her red lingerie)

JR-We saw that Catherine’s mother Stephanie was attacked by JCM.

King-What do you think that Eddie?

Eddie-I’d do something, but I think my fiancé has it under control.

Kris Gaffney-So brave…

[Jesica Cole-Mann points to Alycia Irvine, and Catherine Walker, and yells “REAL BOOBS MEANS I’M BETTER THAN YOU!!” Alycia and Catherine gives a side way look. Jesica runs and yells “FOR CEEEEEENA!!”. For some reason Jesica starts to choke for no reason. The camera has Alycia doing a choking motion. She snaps out of it and yells “oops….forgot to turn off the force…my bad”. Jesica falls to the mat, and she rolls out of the ring. ALycia Irvine gets a dark look towards Catherine, and runs at her. Alycia Irvine hits various slaps to Catherine yelling “he’s mine!! MINE! MINE!! MIIIINNNNE!!” Catherine Walker ducks under one of them Catherine Walker hits a forearm shot to the face of Alycia Irvine. He head snaps backwards. She tries to whip her to the ropes. She bounces off of the ropes. Alycia Irvine jumps in the air, and she goes for a flying forearm shot to the face. Catherine Walker ducks under, and she hooks Alycia Irvine into a full nelson. She lifts up Alycia, and she drops her into a back breaker known as the Ice breaker. Alycia Irvine is down on the mat, Catherine Walker see’s a chance to end the match. She starts to climb up the nearest turnbuckle.]

JR-It looks like Catherine is going to end this.

Eddie Stratus-All this is about fighting over me!

Hooded figure 1- Know the feeling…I got a hot Asian wife!

Hooded figure 2- Idiot…you know what happened the last time said that.

*The RTC takes away Hooded figure 1*

[Catherine Walker steady’s herself up on the top rope, but Jesica Cole-Mann jumps on the apron. She pushes Catherine Walker off of the top rope, and she goes flying. Jesica Cole-Mann sling shots herself up on the top rope, but Alycia Irvine nips up, and she hits a standing drop kick that snakes the ropes. Jesica Cole-Mann hits the mat hard. Alycia Irvine takes a few moments to rest up, and she waits for Jesica Cole-Mann gets up to her feet. She holds her face. Alycia Irvine runs to the ropes. ALycia Irvine jumps on the second rope, and she spring boards off of the second rope, and twists in the air she connects with a spring board flying forearm to the face of Jesica Cole-Mann. Alycia goes into the cover on Jesica. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by Jesica Cole-Mann. Alycia Irvine gets ready for Jesica to get up to her feet. Catherine reaches into the ring, but Alycia Irvine senses, and she jumps backwards, and she connects with the mind control pele kick. This connects to Catherine’s shoulder/neck air. She goes flying, she hits the mat around ring side. Alycia Irvine gets up, and she smiles, and winks at Eddie Stratus. Then yells at him to stop being a stupid stalker!!]

JR-What is with her with you?

Eddie Stratus-Maybe she doesn’t have a monkey named after her?

King-According to her they are all named after her.

Eddie Stratus-Maybe it’s because I’m afraid to do it, and then her realize she hates it.

[Alycia Irvine doesn’t see Jesica Cole-Mann sneaking up on Alycia Irvine. She hits a drop kick to the back. Alycia Irvine goes flying into the middle rope throat. ALycia cough’s as she pulls herself up with the help of the ropes. She gets up to her feet, and Jesica Cole-Mann runs at Alycia Irvine, she runs up to the middle rope. And she drives a running knee into the chin of Alycia Irvine. Jesica Cole-Mann grabs Alycia Irvine by the hand, she brings her towards her. She lifts her, and she connects with a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…..KICK OUT by Alycia Irvine. Jesica Cole-Mann lifts up, and body slams on Alycia Irvine. Jesica Cole-Mann smiles as she looks at camera with evil intensions.]

King-This could be fatal for Alycia….she doesn’t have padding where she wants to stomp her.

JR-It could have the reverse effect.

King-I don’t see that happening.

Eddie Stratus-Did you see? Catherine’s Vagina…he about to make another twitter post!

JR-Again….he’s talking about the monkey…

[Jesica is steadying herself. Catherine Walker grabs a hold of the leg of Jesica. Jesica blocks it, and Jesica kicks off Catherine Walker. But at this moment Alycia Irvine had rolled away, and now Catherine’s mother Stephanie McMahon-Walker is standing in the ring. Jesica jumps off, and Stephanie McMahon moves out of the way, she kicks Jesica in the gut, and she drives her head into the mat with the Chiller. Stephanie goes over to help Catherine back into the ring, but as she isn’t looking Alycia Irvine dives into the ring, and she throws her arm over the fallen Jesica Cole-Mann. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………….3!!]

JR-I don’t think that’s how Stephanie drew it up…

(Catherine Walker is looking in disbelief at what happened. Stephanie tries to talk to her daughter, Catherine stomps away not wanting to hear it. She stomps up the ramp, and back up to the backstage area. Eddie runs after his “fiancé”. Alycia Irvine holds up her arms laughing, she climbs out of the ring, and she leaves the ring arena.)

(“Syd’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks out on the stage. “The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny OMegrape walks out on the stage. He eats grapes, and throws grapes at the crowd that he doesn’t have.)

JR-Kenny Omegrape is going to attempt to give the Melon Club another shot at being tag team champions.

Kris Gaffney-Think they have a chance?

King-Sure…if the Melon Gods say they do.

Kris Gaffney-………

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… a Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody is looking to also get back into the tag team title race.

King-Only problem…Tre got smashed.

Kris Gaffney-One problem at a time.

(“Fight owens fight” blasts on the PA system. Kevin Owens walks out on the stage as R-Truth and Cesaro walks out behind them. Kevin Owens steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Like Syd, X-Force is making their first appearance in this picture.

King-Wade Wilson isn’t a fan.

Kris Gaffney-Not at all.

[The Wretched Nobody has Syd Khatru charging at him. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the neck of Syd Khatru. He hurls him into the corner, and the Wretched Nobody hits a few body shots, and then he hits a hard fists to the face. The Wretched Nobody brings him towards him, and he connects with a hard fist to the face. The Wretched Nobody connects with a short arm clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He is slow to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody hits a head butt that knocks him backwards. He whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends him flying through the air. He crashes down hard into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody picks up Syd Khatru. He throws him, and he connects with a fall away slam that hits into Kevin Owens.]

King-That’s using…your opponent.

Kris Gaffney-Why else would they be here if not to hurl them at people.

JR-Well…never thought of it like that…

[Before the Wretched Nobody can get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape jumps off of the second rope, and he connects with a flying leg drop. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref counts 1………..2..The Wretched Nobody powers out of the cover. The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape was prepared as he connects with a hard chair shot on the head. The Wretched Nobody staggers, and Kenny Omegrape hits another chair shot. Once again this staggers the Wretched Nobody, but the Wretched Nobody doesn’t go down. Kenny OMegrape goes for another chair shot, but The Wretched Nobody punches the chair out of Kenny Omegrape’s hands, and this goes back somewhat in his face. Kenny Omegrape stumbles backwards. The wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but Kenny ducks under, and he ducks under, and Wretch is stuck on the top rope.]

JR-Kenny used his speed advantage there.

King-It’s a good thing he did…or he might not have the advantage of having a head.

Kris Gaffney-The guy in the 3rd row could have though…

[Kenny Omegrape dumps the Wretched Nobody out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape gets attacked from behind by Kevin Owens. Kenny Omegrape staggers towards the corner, and Kevin Owens hits a clothesline the corner. Kenny Omegrape falls into the corner. Kenny Omegrape is in a seated position, and Kevin Owens backs away, and he connects with a cannon ball that connects with him. Kevin Owens pulls him into the middle of the ring. Owens goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2….Syd Khatru breaks up the three count, and he connects with his elbow combo on Kevin Owens, he makes sure that he doesn’t fall down, and he throws him hard into the ring post.]

JR-Syd Khatru has taken over.

Kris Gaffney-I think we saw how much that can change quickly earlier.

[Syd Khatru turns around right into the trephination!! The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Syd Khatru. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

King-Like that?

Kris Gaffney-Like that…

(There is battling at ring side as Shockwave goes off the air.)