(The EMF logo flashes on the screen as we go into the EMF Shockwave video. Once that concludes we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. Once they end the lights turn on, and as fans wave their signs, and yell. Some of the signs say "Maria stole my gimmick!", "This will be a good day for Sammy", and "Not a fan of Tennessee".)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, and we have quite a show for you tonight.

King-Headlined by the fatal four way for the Extreme title contendership.

Kris Gaffney-And the Extreme champion isn't getting a night off as he faces John Morrison.

(We open up in the office of Amy Dumas, she is working on some paper work; however, she was about to get a very unexpected visitor. Former EMF Co-Owner Natasha Jones knocks on the door, and then opens it without waiting for a reply.)

Natasha: Erm... Amy... you got a minute?

(Amy looks at Natasha for a few moments not saying anything, having no clue where this is going to go. She shakes her head, puts down her pen, and looks up.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I suppose, no clue why you'd want to come to me, but go ahead.

Natasha: I don't even know myself why i'm here really.... I mean I thought I would be done with this company after I lost that match. But John didn't fire me... and I need to know whats going to happen to me...

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well that's not exactly a question, I think it was made pretty clear last week whats in your future.

Natasha: And your gonna let him do this? What did I do to deserve to be essentially destroyed by trained divas week in week out?

.::Amy Dumas::.-What exactly do you expect me to do Natasha? I warned you to get out as fast as you could, you didn't listen to me. *she shakes her head* Just like everyone else around here.

Natasha: What else could I have done? Just stepped away? This company was all I had. It was my only chance to challenge him to get my beautiful girls back. Your a mother.... you must know the situation I was in. OK so I lost... but I had to try didn't I?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yes, but as a mother you also need to be smart. You could have just went out and found a job you can do. You knew just as well as I did you'd be a sitting duck in a profession that includes you to defend yourself. Are you saying that the only way you could gain employment was to try to take my job?

Natasha: Maybe I made mistakes Amy... but this job was all I could commit to. If I owned EMF I wouldn't have to compete. Hell I wouldn't have to be here. I could have let Ted or anyone else run my company and still been in the UK with my girls and my mother. But thats not important. Amy I just need you to help me... I don't deserve that John's gonna put me through just because he's that evil...

.::Amy Dumas::.-I shouldn't be sticking up for her, because actually I like you compared to her. But this does put what happened to Jackie in perspective, doesn't it?

Natasha: I suppose so. But that doesn't make it right that he should be keeping me here just to embaress me and hurt me Amy. Surely you realise that?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Then you must realize, everything you went along with when you were with John simply has just come around. This is not John's idea, he cleared it, but this is Jackie's idea. Do I want you hurt, you wouldn't be walking if I really did. But even if I wasn't in a relationship with John, you know there is nothing I can do. I can't over rule a decision of his. It's simply chain of power, it's like Ken Kennedy trying to convince me that I actually have to pay for his crap, he knows it's not going to happen, just like you know there is nothing I can do when it comes to John's decisions.

Natasha: Look my fathers a wealthy man... just let him buy out my contract. I don't care anymore. I wanted to learn to wrestle... but not like this. Not in the cell. Fire me Amy. It really doesn't matter to me anymore.

(Amy looks down, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I can't.....

Nat: You can't? Or you won't?? Because your so wrapped round his little finger that you ACTUALLY agree with him.

(Amy rolls her eyes)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh please...that was your problem, not mine. I mean I can't, because even if we weren't in a relationship, I can't....he's altered your contract.

Natasha: But its not safe Amy. I will be killed if Jackie gets her hands on me. And in that.... place... there's no where to run. Do you and John really want that on your conscience? More to the point...do you really think it's going to sell Pay Per Views?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Hey, do you think I like it? Of course not, I told you that you would get hurt before you did that match at Survival of the Fittest. Once again, you didn't listen to me, now my hands are tied. The only person that can do anything is John now. You knew what you were getting into, now I can't save you. Besides, I told everyone that I'm done saving people, even if I don't particularly agree they should be hurt. You let one person go, and all these people think they can walk all over you, and take you for granted, I'm done with that.

Natasha: I guess I gave you too much credit then. I thought you were a good person with a good heart... and I never thought HE could corrupt you. But I was wrong. It doesn't matter anyway. I'm sure i'll find someone who wants to help me.

.::Amy Dumas::.-John didn't corrupt me, in fact no one corrupted me! My spirit simply was stepped on by the people I thought I could count on. Sorry if I don't live up to your expectations "Miss perfect". Maybe I just want to live in the real world now, rather than a dream! Go ahead, look around for someone else to help you...you won't find it. I do have only one thing to offer you, and you won't like it.

Natasha: You might as well say it anyway.... even if I won't like it... its not like I have a high opinion of you that it'll destroy....

.::Amy Dumas::.-(Amy is getting upset) You really need to come down from your high horse rich girl. I told you I can do nothing, stop villianize me for a choice you made. A choice I warned you against, a warning you chose not to listen to. Just because you thought putting me out of a job would be great. Why? All because I took your place in John's bed. That would sure teach me...right. The fact I even say this shows you I'm not as evil as your probably mumbling to your little rich friends. But sure, no one will ever see that, they rather make up bullshit stories about how evil I am, when not one thing about their stories is true. *Amy calms down*...but if you want to know what you can do...the only choice you got...is to not show up at all.

Natasha: I'll think about it.... but I don't know. the fact is Amy I have never been in a wrestling match... not really.... not one where I wasn't unconscious or aided to victory somehow. I don't have enough experience to even begin to compete with the likes of Jackie....

(Suddenly the door opens and John Cena enters, smirking as he'd just over-heard everything. He is carrying a bunch of flowers which he presents to Amy.)

Cena: Surprise! Hope i'm not interupting anything...

(She looks up to Cena, she does look a bit surprised at Cena's appearance in her office right now...with flowers no less. But she decides to keep her cool about it until the business with Nat was over with.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Aw...no, we were almost done here...

Cena: Did I hear a certain someone complaining about lack of match practice? Because i've sorted that. Natasha tonight you will compete for the Women's Championship... 1 on 1 with Mickie James!

(Natasha looks at him, stunned.)

Natasha: With my record of picking up shock results... you sure you want to take that risk?

Cena: Its not risk. Because i'm banning all EMF superstars from getting involved in this match.

Natasha: So Mickie kicks my ass big deal. Its nothing Jackie won't do anyway...

Cena: I guess. But I forgot to mention... if you lose... well.... lets just say Mickie's gonna have a great night!

(Natasha looks at him, confused.)

Cena: Don't get it? Go ask Revolution. I hear they got hats and flags that'll explain it for you...

Natasha: I don't think I even want to know....

Cena: Well its an HLA match... so if you lose... Mickie and you will be performing Hot Lesbian Action in our ring tonight! You were so against having a porno on "your show"... ironically... you might be about to be in one on MY show.

(Cena smirks at her. Natasha just looks at him horrified. She turns back to Amy as if to say something... then decides its not worth it, and storms out. Cena laughs to Amy.)

Cena: Too harsh?

(Amy gives Cena a quick smile, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-She knew what she was getting into, if you think it's necessary, then I guess it is. Not saying I'm jumping for joy for it though...

Cena: I'm sure Mickie will be gentle with her..... maybe...

(He laughs again and hands Amy the flowers as we fade out.)

("Abyss theme" blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

King-With how close Abyss is to Stephanie…makes me really jealous.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe if you become insane, that will help.

King-…maybe…

("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring waiting for the bell to the ring.)

JR-At Survival of the Fittest, SammyExtreme took X-Tazte..I mean Badd Boy…I mean…

King-I think it was a badd time to reveal who X-Tazte was…

Kris Gaffney-Guess so…

[SammyExtreme and Abyss circle around the ring, SammyExtreme and Abyss lock up, and SammyExtreme tries to do something fairly foolish, and he tries to out strength Abyss. Which as you can image that turns out to be a mistake, and Abyss throws down SammyExtreme down to the matmmyExtreme gets up in the corner, and Abyss closes the gap, and hits a few knee's into the gut in the corner that stuns SammeExtreme in the corner. Abyss hits a elbow into the corner, and then Abyss follows it with a boot into the throat of SammyExtreme. He holds it there for a choke the ref counts to 4, and Abyss backs off at the ref asking him to do so. Then Abyss goes back on the attack, Abyss hits a fist to SammyExtreme, and whips SammyExtreme to the opposite side of the ring, and SammyExtreme hits the turnbuckle hard and stumbles out fast. Abyss uses SammyExtreme's momentum against him by throwing him in the air. Abyss crashes into the mat gut first, and SammyExtreme goes down to the mat, and is now on his knee's stunned, and Abyss runs to the ropes, and bounces off the ropes. Abyss hits a running boot to the face that knocks him down to the mat. Abyss runs to the ropes once again, bounces off of the ropes, and Abyss leaps in the air, and come crashing down with a leg drop. SammyExtreme seems down for the count, and Abyss goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………………2………………………..SammyExtreme kicks out. Abyss doesn't argue, he pulls up SammyExtreme, and tries to puts on a nerve hold. The ref asks SammyExtreme if he wants to give it up. Sammy Extreme refuses to give up, even though this is a painful hold. SammyExtreme gets up to his feet as he looks for a way out of the hold. SammyExtreme runs around, and then ducks, and Abyss goes flying into the turnbuckle. Abyss stumbles out of the corner, and SammyExtreme hits a few fists to the face of Abyss. SammyExtreme tries to whip Abyss to the ropes, and does. He bounces off of the ropes, SammyExtreme lowers his head, and Abyss is able to to counter with a running DDT that drives SammyExtreme's head into the mat. SammyExtreme isn't quite out, so Abyss signals for the choke slam.]

JR-Abyss is dominating.

King-You know SammyExtreme probably wishes this was a flaming tables match.

Kris Gaffney-When's the last time we had that match?

King-It has been a while, hasn't it?

[SammyExtreme stumbles up to his feet, and Abyss grabs SammyExtreme by the throat, and Abyss lifts up SammyExtreme up, but SammyExtreme is able to get out of the grasp of Abyss somehow, and out of no where is able to hit a hurricanarana that sends Abyss out of the ring, and Abyss crashes into the mat around ring side. SammyExtreme uses this chance to rest up, and slowly Abyss gets up to his feet, and SammyExtreme tries to buy himself sometime more time, and hits a baseball slide that connects with Abyss. Abyss stumbles backwards, and hits back first into the barricade. Abyss is able to hold himself up with the help of the barricade. SammyExtreme uses this chance to rest up. SammyExtreme knows that he doesn't have much time to waste as Abyss is already getting close to the point where he can attempt to gain the advantage back. SammyExtreme thinking quickly runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and leaps over the top rope, and leaps over the top rope, and hits a summersault suicide dive over the top rope that connects on Abyss, both wrestlers are down on the mat as SammyExtreme pulls himself up, and grabs up Abyss by the hair. But Abyss being a monster, and not being able to feel pain hits a knee in the gut of SammyExtreme, Abyss tries to whip Abyss to the steel steps, but it's reversed and Abyss goes crashing into the ring steps shoulder first. SammyExtreme goes over to where Abyss is, and pulls up by SammyExtreme. Abyss gets thrown into the ring by SammyExtreme, SammyExtreme climbs up on the apron, and up to the top rope. SammyExtreme waits for Abyss to get up to his feet. Abyss stumbles up to his feet, and SammyExtreme leaps off of the top rope, and connects with a flying shoulder block on Abyss. Abyss stumbles backwards to the ropes, but doesn't go down. SammyExtreme shakes his head that the last move didn't take down Abyss. Abyss from the momentum of the move stumbles off of the ropes. SammyExtreme kicks Abyss in the gut, sets up Abyss, and hits an impaler DDT. Seemly SammyExtreme thinks he might have a shot at beating Abyss now as he goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………….2…………………………..kick out by Abyss just the last moment.]

JR-SammyExtreme thought he had the monster right there.

King-Well…he must have saw Edge do it in 2002.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah….but maybe someone should tell Abyss that it hasn't worked for Edge since 2002.

[SammyExtreme gets himself ready as Abyss gets up to his feet, and SammyExtreme charges at Abyss for the Gore. But Abyss leaps over him. SammyExtreme turns around, right into the waiting Abyss who picks up SammyExtreme, and goes for the shock treatment. But SammyExtreme slides out of the back. Abyss turns around, and gets hit with a GORE, but not at full force. Abyss just stumbles back stunned, and comes back off of the ropes. SammyExtreme charges at Abyss, Abyss tries to counter with a clothesline. SammyExtreme ducks it, and continue to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He seemly is going for another gore, but Abyss turns it into a Black hole slam out of no where! Abyss just so happens to fall into the cover, and gets the 1……………………..2………………………3!]

JR-Abyss hit the black hole slam out of no where.

King-Probably good he did, who knows what the result would have been had he not.

Kris Gaffney-Probably don't want know that…probably has something to do with gay tables.

|| Scene || John Cena is sitting in his office doing some paper work when there is a knock on the door. Cena is heard saying come in. The door opens and in walks the EMF World Champion MVP. He is wearing a white button up shirt, black dress pants, and black shoes. He has the EMF World Title hanging over his shoulder. He walks in his office and shuts the door.

|| Montel Vontavious Porter || John, you have a second to talk?

John Cena: For the man who embaressed Dan Godwin, and all but guarenteed my team victory at Survival of the Fittest? Of course. How can I help?

|| Montel Vontavious Porter || I know last week you saw Godwin break the contract of not attacking me, and I want something done. Since you are the man with all the power, I thought I would come to you for help. I want Godwin out of the match at Last Stand. Not only was he a coward and attacked me while I wasn't looking, but he broke his contract. That is unacceptable, and he needs to be removed.

John Cena: You want me to remove Dan Godwin from the match at Last Stand, leaving it as a one on one with Scott Tazte? A man speaking my language! I'll get right on that...

(Cena pushes a button on the phone on his desk and speaks.)

John Cena: Yea Kelly, could you fetch me those Last Stand contracts ASAP? Thanks hun!

(He waits a few minutes, and Kelly Kelly enters. She smiles and hands him a pile of contracts for Last Stand.)

John Cena: Thanks Kelly that will be all.

(He files through them, and picks one out.)

|| Montel Vontavious Porter || This is what I am talking about!

John Cena: Here we go..... Main Event... World Title Match.... so i'll just cross out this name here and we'll be good to go...

(Cena picks up a pen, puts it to the paper... and then stops and throws it down.)

John Cena: Do I look like I was born yesterday to you?

|| Scene || MVP looks surprised.

|| Montel Vontavious Porter || What? What are you talking about? Godwin attacked me last week I didn't do anything! Tazte pushed me into him and he knows it!

Cena: Did he now? Awww. Sorry I forgot I was running a Kindergarten. What should I do... take away his lunch break? Make him sit in the corner? Your supposed to be the WORLD champion... and you can't handle taking a few moves?

(He shakes his head.)

Cena: I'd love to help you. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than screwing Godwin out of his legally entitled rematch. But do you really think a one on one match between the man who tries to hide behind a "You can't mug me for my lunch money less I hit you first" clause, and the man who invented the Bore-ganisation is really gonna sell Pay Per Views? Thats crazy. Maybe under the Jones Era you might have got to see that main event... but I know wrestling... and it won't happen under me.

|| Montel Vontavious Porter || What? Are you saying I don't sell John? I'm your World Champion. I'm your top asset. I took this title off of Godwin, AND saved your job. I didn't put my hands on Godwin at all. Godwin signed a legal contract, and he broke it. If I got to sue to the EMF for this I will do so. And on top of that, are you trying to sell I don't sell? You could put me in the ring with a cardboard cut out, and people will still eat it up. I'm MVP!

Cena: I don't care if your MVP, ADD, STD or QVC to be quite honest with you. I've been where you are... i've been World Champion... 4 times. And every single time I did more to earn the title than you did. And had a better reign that you will at this rate. I respect you and your ability Montel... I really do... and I WANT you to be a great champion. I WANT you to sell... and to make this product great... but with this kind of attitude it won't happen. Besides, you can't sue EMF... because you had a contract with Ted DiBiase... who in turn had a contract with Natasha Jones. Seeing as shes no longer in power... while I allow Ted to be General Manager because its more fun than just firing his ass... I am in no way responsable for whatever decisions he makes. So if you want to sue your own friend... be my guest. It might actually help the ratings, once he kicks you out of Money Inc and makes you a champion whose not hiding behind Kennedy and Tomko all the time. Now as for this Pay Per View... you will be facing both Scott Tazte and Dan Godwin. I mean.... if I did anything else, then I could legitimately be sued. I legally owe them both a shot at the gold. So quit wasting my time, and seeing as you could "sell with a cardboard cut out".. why don't you get out there and start selling?

|| Montel Vontavious Porter || You need to watch your back Cena. It will be a damn shame if something would to happen to our owner. You want me to sell? That is fine. Watch while I make a statement.

|| Scene || MVP walks out the office and shuts the door.

("Halo" blasts on the PA system as Torrie Wilson walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Torrie looked impressive in her last match, we'll see if that continues tonight.

King-She had a visit to the view…wonder if she met anyone that knew anyone in the EMF.

*JR and Kris Gaffney hit King on the back of the head*

("Legs like that" blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring waiting for the bell.)

JR-Lately Marina has had issues with Maria.

King-She's also confused Maria.

Kris Gaffney-Is that really a hard thing to do?

King-Guess not…

(Suddenly JBL's Theme hits, and a limosuine pulls onto the ramp and the crowd boo. But this turns to cheers when they see the bizarre sight of Maria Kanellis coming out of it dressed in a suit and wearing a cowboy hat. She goes over to the commentary position for the match.)

JR: Erm.... hi?

Maria: Shut up JR! You can't talk to a.... Wrestling GOD!

King: Yea JR... be silent

[Marina and Torrie Wilson stay on opposite sides of the ring, and Marina being the least experienced wrestler of the two charges at Torrie Wilson. Torrie Wilson using the experience to her advantage ducks her running punch, and Torrie Wilson hits a clubbing blow to the back of Marina, and Marina stumbles forward. She turns around and ducks under a running clothesline. Torrie Wilson bounces off of the ropes, as Marina turns around she gets hit with a running drop kick that knocks down Marina. Marina gets up to her feet, and gets knocked down to the mat with a running clothesline. Marina slowly gets up to her feet dazed, Torrie Wilson hits a snapmare that puts Marina in a sitting position, and Torrie Wilson runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. She then hits a low drop kick that knocks down Marina. Marina rolls away in pain, and gets up near the ropes, and Torrie Wilson lets her get up to her feet. Once she's up to her feet, Torrie Wilson this a few forearm shots to the face that knocks Marina backwards. Torrie Wilson tries to whip her to the ropes, but it's reversed. Torrie Wilson bounces off of the ropes. Marina lowers her head, and Torrie Wilson is able to counter with a spinning neck breaker. Marina holds her neck in pain, Marina slowly gets in pain into the corner, Torrie Wilson goes into the corner as Marina is up to her feet once again, and Torrie Wilson hits a few kicks into the corner, and Marina is in pain. After a while after Torrie has hit too many stomps in to the corner. The ref comes in, and warns Torrie Wilson, Torrie Wislon backs off. Then goes back into the corner to make sure that Marina doesn't get too much breathing space. (seemly she's not taking any mercy on the new diva) Torrie Wilson whips Marina out of the corner, and Marina crashes into the corner, and Torrie Wilson hits a clothesline into the corner. Torrie Wilson backs up as Marina stumbles out of the corner. Torrie Wilson kicks Marina in the gut, sets him up and hits a sit down face buster on Marina that drives her into the mat. Torrie Wilson pushes Marina on her back, and goes into the cover on Marina. The ref counts 1………………………….2………………kick out by Marina!]

JR-Torrie Wilson almost got a three.

King-Somewhere else, that would be the end.

Kris Gaffney-Somewhere Candice Michelle and Victoria disapprove!

Maria: If that was me... and I hit the clothesline from hell... this would be over!

[Torrie Wilson shakes her head, and she decides to take a chance on the outside of the ring, she climbs up to the top rope. Marina slowly gets up to her feet, and Marina leaps off of the top rope with a flying cross body block, but Marina dives out of the way, and Torrie Wilson ducks out of the way, and Torrie Wilson is in pain. She gets up fairly quickly though, right into the waiting Marina who sets up Torrie Wilson, and drives her face right into the mat with a inverted Russian leg sweep. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Marina climbs up in the corner. Marina is on her feet, and Torrie Wilson gets up to her feet, and Marina charges at Torrie Wilson. Torrie Wilson hits a boot to the face. Torrie Wilson turns around, and Marina comes off from behind, and hits a one hand face crusher. Marina takes her time to rest up, and Torrie Wilson slowly gets up to her feet, and Marina hits a running clothesline that knocks down Torrie Wilson. Torrie Wilson gets up fairly quickly, and Marina meets her up with a few forearm shots to the face that knocks Torrie Wilson back to the ropes. Marina whips Torrie Wilson to the ropes, and Torrie Wilson bounces off of the ropes. Marina lowers her head, and hits a back body drop on Torrie Wilson that sends Marina flying through the air. Torrie Wilson crashes down on the mat. Slowly she gets up to her feet, stumbles in pain towards Marina, Marina takes down Torrie Wilson with a double leg take down, and keeps a hold of one of the legs. Torrie Wilson hits a few elbows into the leg of Marina. Marina hits a few elbows into the leg of Torrie Wilson. This seems to put Torrie in a bit of pain, then Marina sets up Torrie Wilson, and locks in the figure four leg lock! Torrie Wilson is now screaming in pain, and she forgets where her shoulders are, and leaves them on the mat. The ref counts 1……………………….2……………………………Torrie Wilson lifts her shoulders off of the mat after realizing that she might lose the match if she doesn't. Torrie Wilson goes for a punch on Marina, but Marina stays out or range. Torrie Wilson looks for another way out of this hold.]

JR-Torrie might have to give up here.

King-I doubt it'll by that easy.

Kris Gaffney-Naitch is rolling over in his grave….if he was dead…he's not dead, right?

King-Right…

Maria: Flair? He's nothing compared to some people. Like Triple H! *She sings "I believe in Triple H

[Torrie Wilson reverses the move, and the pressure is on Marina's legs now, but Marina lets it go, and stumbles into the corner. Torrie Wilson stumbles to her feet, and Marina throws her into the corner. Marina hits a few forearm shots to the face, and whips her to the opposite side of the ring. Marina yells at Maria for a second, while this is happening Torrie Wilson crashes into the corner, being too distracted by Maria. Marina is only is able to noticed Torrie Wilson is coming towards her at the last second. So she does something that she wouldn't normally do, and Marina tries to go for a super kick, but Torrie Wilson ducks under the move, and out of no where hits a full nelson slam! Torrie Wilson goes into the cover on Marina. The ref counts 1…………………..2……………………….3!]

Maria: Oops... too bad for her. Anyway... JR... wanna swap hats? Well too bad... coz mine cost.... A THOUSAND DOLLARS!

(Marina rolls out of the ring, and pushes down Maria. Marina walks off, Maria gets up, and hits a clothesline from hell from behind on Maria, and then the two start a cat fight! Officials start to pull the girls off of each other. Finally as they get the two separated, Maria looks around confused, and says "what am I dressed like this". Maria gives the cowboy hat to someone in the crowd, and we fade into commercial and come back.)

…HA-HA-HA-HA-HA blasts in the arena followed by the Million Dollar Theme. As the fans erupt in a chorus of boos and turn the attention to the entrance, they see Money Inc appear at the top of the ramp and starting to head to the ring. They are led by the General Manager of Saturday Shockwave, the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase. He is followed by the man who is the new EMF World Champion and one half of the Tag Team Champions Montel Vontavious Porter. MVP has the lovely Eve Torres on his arm as usual. Bringing up the rear is Mr. Kennedy and the other half of the Tag Team Champions, the Problem Solver Tyson Tomko. Dibiase enters the ring followed by MVP who holds the rope for Eve to enter. Tomko and Kennedy step through next and Dibiase retrieves a microphone as the music comes to a stop and the boos lighten somewhat…

$$ Ted Dibiase $$ HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Thank you so much for that warm welcome. I think I just heard Shockwave’s ratings break through the roof with us coming out here. I know everyone has to be happier to see us than another one of those John Cena/Amy Jericho love stories. Besides, is it just me or does John Cena seem to show up in every single segment on Shockwave anymore. So much for having an owner who stayed where he belonged, behind the scenes. I don’t want to devote too much time to talking about John Cena and Amy Jericho since they’re already so over exposed, but I did want to address something I’ve heard them both say on previous occasions. I keep hearing that they’re allowing me to keep my job as the EMF’s General Manager and that they could fire me whenever they feel like it. That’s not accurate, folks. You see, the Million Dollar Man has himself an iron clad contract. Cena and Amy can go on and on all they want about that contract being given to me by Natasha, but my contract isn’t a Natasha Jones contract. It’s a contract from the Extreme Measures Federation, so that contract has to be honored regardless if the ownership changes hands or not. Do you honestly think I would sign my name to a contract that wasn’t anything else but rock solid? Come on, I’m the Million Dollar Man. I haven’t made my money by being naďve. So Amy, Cena, as much as you two don’t like it and hate to admit it, you’re stuck with me. I am the General Manager of Shockwave, and there’s not a damn thing either of you can do about it. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

…his comments are met by a more mixed reaction. He pauses momentarily, rubbing his beard before he continues…

$$ Ted Dibiase $$ Now, we actually did come out here for a reason. You see, I’ve got a little announcement to make concerning EMF Last Stand. Last month, everyone watched as MVP brought the World Title to Money Inc. To get that chance though meant he had to drop the Inter-continental Championship to Firestorm though. That doesn’t sit too well with us though so at Last Stand, we’re gonna do something to fix that. The reign of Firestorm will prove to be brief because at EMF Last Stand, Firestorm will defend his IC Title against Money Inc’s own Mr. Kennedy. Now, before everyone starts going on about Kennedy receiving an undeserved title shot, I should let you know that I had nothing to do with it. You see, there’s one man who’s responsible for this opportunity. Back when Kennedy returned to the EMF after his contract dispute, our President, the aforementioned John Cena rewarded him with a guaranteed IC title shot, a contract that he hasn’t decided to cash in, until now that is. So at EMF Last Stand, Mr. Kennedy will add the EMF IC title to the gold already in the possession of Money Inc. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

…Dibiase laughs and passes the microphone over Kennedy who steps forward. He greets the booing fans with that usual cocky grin as he starts to speak over the boos…

~~ Ken Kennedy ~~ Well, how about that. I bet you forgot about that didn’t you, Cena? It’s been a while ago, maybe two years or so, but that’s what great about a guaranteed contract. There’s no expiration date. Granted, it’s not great news for Firestorm, but the sun can’t shine on everybody. Besides, he should be happy with this fluke title reign he received. There’s a reason why he’s never won a damn thing besides the TV Title, and it’s the same reason why this title reign won’t last a month. I thought about cashing the contract sometime before the pay per view, do it on a Shockwave where we got a trustworthy General Manager, but Last Stand is one of the biggest stages of the year. What better place than there to put the dominance of Money Inc on display than at Last Stand? After all, we’re already gonna have MVP successfully defending his World Title. Adding the IC gold will be a nice little cherry on top of things. It’s not looking like a good night for the Organization. With Scott Tazte scheduled to lose his World Title match and Firestorm dropping the IC title, things aren’t looking too positive. The only thing that would make things worse would be if they booked X-Tazte slash Tony Ikeda against my man Tyson here. They don’t want us to end up with all the gold though. You gotta admit though, it’s not a bad idea, Tyson.

…Tomko and the rest of Money Inc are laughing as the fans continue to boo. Kennedy passes the mic over to the Problem Solver…

<>Tyson Tomko<> Ya know, that’s right, it does sound like a pretty good idea. It’s about time they finally had a real contender take on X-Tazte or Tony Ikeda, whatever the hell he’s calling himself nowadays. It’s easy to stay undefeated when you’re locking up with jerk offs like Sammy Extreme and the Gambler week after week. I’ve been a TV Champion before, twice, but it’s been obvious for years that Tony Ikeda doesn’t want any of this. To say he’s scared would probably not be putting it strong enough. Ikeda’s just another in a long line of corrupt management that we’ve had around the EMF. He’s not as bad as John Cena, but he’s pretty damn close. I did find it a little funny how John Cena tried to downplay the significance of MVP World Title win though saying it wasn’t as impressive as any of his wins. That statement might get past some of the newer faces to the EMF, but it doesn’t get by me. I remember just like the fans probably remember the ways that John Cena has picked his spots to win the World Title. Sure he’s had a couple hard fought wins, but I remember how he took advantage of the time that I left the EMF over a contract dispute which left the World Title in the hands of MxMXPunk. Cena apparently experienced a miracle recovery from whatever bull shit injury he was supposed to have and name himself the number one contender in order to take advantage of a weak opponent. Then there was the Troy Gafgen incident. John Cena was on another one of his injury absences, but as soon as Troy Gafgen pulled a feather out of his to win the World Title, John Cena experienced yet another miracle and named himself the number one contender stepping in front of deserving challengers just to take advantage of another weak champion. Good ole Cena, he is a crooked son of a bitch isn’t he? Nothing’s changed though, he always has been. But still he says he earned all of his title wins. I guess winning Money in the Bank doesn’t count as MVP earning his opportunity. Yeah, that makes sense, John. With that said though, I’m gonna pass this along to the man who defeated the X-Factor Dan Godwin. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the EMF World Champion and my tag team partner, M-V-P!

...MVP is handed the microphone by Tyson Tomko. He has his World title over top his shoulder. MVP stands next to Eve and puts his arm around her. He takes in the boos from the crowd for a second before speaking…

|| Montel Vontavious Porter || Now why in the world would you boo your World Heavyweight Champion? I think I know why. It is because I am better than Dan Godwin. I am better than Scott Tazte. I am better than everyone on the EMF roster. You are jealous of me, but who can blame you? You fat slobs pay money to watch me win everyday, while you lose all the time. I can see why you hate me, but I'm not mad at you. Really I wanted to say a few words. Ken Kennedy, he is going to be your next IC champion. There is no doubt about it. He is a former World Champion, and he is an all time great. Firestorm got lucky when he won the match, but look how fast I got over it. Not only did I get over it, I went and moved on to be the next World Champion. Kennedy is going to take care of Firestorm. Money Inc. is by far the strongest group in the EMF. You have nothing but World Champions in this group. Tyson Tomko, Ken Kennedy, and myself are all future ballots for the Hall of Fame. We are the total package. If anyone wants to see why we are, you keep watching. You will find out soon enough.

…with the Money Inc comments concluded, the Million Dollar theme once again begins to play in the arena. The boos from the fans rain down as they soak in the crowd reaction. They are talking and laughing amongst themselves as the slowly exit the ring. They head up the ramp as a group and stop at the top. They turn and raise their arms in a show of strength before turning and each heading back through the entrance as the music fades…

("Obsession" blasts out as Mickie James makes her way to the ring. She is holding the EMF Women's Championship and beaming to the crowd.)

Finkle: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall... and it is for the EMF Women's Championship. It is also a HLA match for the challenger. On her way to the ring.. she is the EMF Women's Champion.... Mickie James!

("Million Dollar Theme" plays as Natasha Jones makes her way out. She looks horrified at what she's being forced into)

Finkle: And the challenger.... from Milton Keynes, England.... The former co-owner of the EMF.... Miss Natasha Jones!

(Mickie is practically laughing as the bell rings. Nat charges at her and Mickie sidesteps. Nat bounces off the ropes and Mickie hits an arm drag. She waits for Nat to climb up, and then suplexes her down hard. With Nat down, Mickie begins licking her lips. She waits for Nat to stumble up, and then kicks her in the gut. Nat stumbles and Mickie takes her down with a bulldog. Mickie grabs Nat before she can stir, and puts her over her knee. The crowd roar as Mickie licks her hand, and then spanks her hard. Nat looks horrified and tries to squirm free, but Mickie over powers her, holding her in place for a few more shots before letting her go. Nat tries to crawl away and out of the ring but can't make it because she's in pain. Mickie holds up her 2nd and 3rd fingers and begins licking between them, suggestively.)

JR: Oh come on... show some respect... its not HLA time yet...

King: Its ALWAYS HLA time...

*Dan Godwin and Chris Masters appear*

Godwin: Did we miss anything?

Chris: You know I always did want to be a commentator....

(Mickie grabs Nat and helps her to her feet. Nat swings wildly at Mickie but Mickie dodges easily, and laughs. She charges at Nat and Nat braces herself for a clothesline, but Mickie simply slides along the floor and through Nat's legs. She then turns, behind Nat, and slaps her into the Vaginal Claw! Nat looks even more horrified than before and tries to struggle but Mickie has it locked on tight. Nat begins screaming for Mickie to stop but she doesn't. Nat looks close to quitting the match, but seems to realise this wouldn't stop Mickie. Eventually Mickie lets go, before licking her fingers again in the same manner. Nat turns round stunned, and Mickie grabs hold of her head. She forces it back, and begins making out with Nat!! The crowd roar and then Mickie pulls away and hits a kick to the head, to complete the "Long Kiss Goodnight". She drops into the cover, pushing her hands down on Nat's breasts as she does, and scores the 1.... 2...... 3!)

JR: How utterly embaressing for Miss Jones...

King: And she's got the hell in a cell to come soon....

Godwin: Best.... match..... ever....

Masters: Can we get a replay of the whole thing? It was THAT quick we might as well!

Godwin: Not yet.. the real HLA is about to start!

(Mickie just smirks and takes a microphone.)

Mickie: Ooh... its time for my all time favourite activity.... HLA! I'd retire from wrestling tomorrow if they just let me do this every show and get paid for it! And we all know that Natasha here... even if she can't wrestle for shit... is freaking hot! I'm gonna enjoy every second of this... and I know you all are too!

(Natasha is back on her feet now, and looking at Mickie in a state of shock, almost pleading with her not to do anything. But Mickie isn't interested. She goes over to Nat and places her hands around Nat's waist. She gently pulls Nat in and begins kissing her neck, before moving round and kissing her face, and then gently kissing her lips. Nat closes her eyes, as if expecting to be made out with again. But Mickie doesn't. Instead she drops to her knees, and begins running her hands up and down Nat's legs, getting a feel of her ass as well at times. Mickie then goes for Nat's belt.. and quickly undoes it. She unfastens her pants, and begins to slowly lower them, so the crowd get a gimpse of Nat's baby blue thong, and begin cheering. Suddenly she pulls away. She pulls her pants back up and fastens them. Mickie laughs but also looks slightly annoyed. She takes her mic again.)

Mickie: Erm.... a contracts a contract darling. You lost... and therefore... I get to do whatever I want.... them seeing you in a thong is just the beginning!

Nat: Come on Mickie, we don't have to do this....

Mickie: Your right... we don't.

(Nat smiles, and thanks Mickie and goes to leave, but Mickie pulls her back)

Mickie: But I want to!

(The crowd roar, and Mickie grabs Nat and makes out with her again. Nat pulls away again.)

Nat: Ok.... Ok.... you win. But not here. Please. Not here. Not in front of millions of people. I'll get us a hotel or something and we'll do... whatever you want. Please be resonable...

Mickie: A hotel? So i'd get a whole night? Well I have to accept that! Your on!

(Nat looks slightly relieved but still horrified. She turns to leave and Mickie grabs her ass to cheers from the crowd. She just shakes her head and slides out of the ring, before leaving up the ramp as fast as she can.)



|| Scene || Godwin is walking in the parking lot on the way to his car. He has a bag over his shoulder. He is reaching in his pocket for his keys. Out of no where Tomko and Kennedy blast Godwin from the side. They knock Godwin into the side car cracking the window and then down on the ground, and they quickly cover him. They begin to stomp on Godwin. Godwin is fighting to get up. He begins to fight off Tomko and Kennedy, but out of no where MVP comes from behind him and blast him across the back of the head with his World Title. Tomko and Kennedy pick up Godwin's arms, and they hold him up. MVP kneels down and shoves the World title in Godwin's face.

|| Montel Vontavious Porter || Is that what you want Godwin? This is what you want so badly?! This is payback for last week Godwin. You don't deserve to be champion. You want to run your mouth about Money Inc? This is what is going to happen. Get use to this belt being on me, because it's not going anywhere for a long time Godwin!

|| Scene || MVP slaps Godwin in the face one more time. Tomko and Kennedy drop Godwin and the three begin to stomp on Godwin. They all stop and back up when Scott Tazte comes up to them with a tire bar. Money Inc keeps their distance from Tazte who gives a swing towards them.

|| Montel Vontavious Porter || This isn't over. We will get you next week Tazte.

|| Scene || Money Inc. walks away from Tazte keeping their eyes on them. Godwin is struggling to get to his feet. He is grabbing onto Tazte's pants. He pulls himself up and Tazte starts to help and brings Godwin up face to face with him. Godwin is about to say thanks when Tazte kicks him lays him out with the Remedy DDT! onto the concrete. Tazte stands up quickly and looks down at Godwin with a grin on his face.

|-| Scott Tazte |-| Sorry Dan. I respect you, but in the same breath you'd have done the same to me. It's just business. MVP will get his sooner than he thinks.

|| Tazte points to his head as if to say he's thinking ahead. Godwin remains on the ground while Tazte walks off. ||

("Welcome to Heartbreak" blasts on the PA system as Randy Evans walks to the ring with Melina walking behind him as he makes his way to the ring.)

JR-Although there isn't much history with Evans and Morrison, there is with Melina and Morrison.

King-Yeah, wonder if that will come into play.

Kris Gaffney-You know…we could have just sold this match based on the fact these are two good wrestlers.

King-What is the fun in that?

("Ain't no Make Believe" blasts on the PA system as John Morrison walks ot the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is a very talented individual.

King-Although…were not suppose to know that, because this is his first match in the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-I love wrestling logic!

[John Morrison and Randy Evans get in each others face, but there isn't…much talking, they just stare down each other for time. Finally the two start to throw punches, and Randy Evans gets the advantage, then follows it up with a European upper cut, and John Morrison goes down to the mat, and gets up to his feet. John Morrison hits a few fists to the face that backs up John Morrison. Randy Evans whips John Morrison off of the ropes, John Morrison bounces off of the ropes. Randy Evans goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by John Morrison. John Morrison goes to the opposite side of the ring, bounces off of the ropes. As Randy Evans turns around, John Morrison leaps in the air, and hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Randy Evans. Randy Evans gets up stunned, and gets knocked down to the mat with a running clothesline. Randy Evans much slower gets up to his feet, John Morrison goes for a kick to the gut, but it's caught by Randy Evans. Randy Evans holds the leg as John Morrison hops on one leg, and throws it down to the ground, but out of no where John Morrison hits a pele kick out of no where on the back of the head of Randy Evans. Randy Evans stumbles around dazed. John Morrison then hits a drop sault that sends Randy Evans stumbling backwards, and he falls backwards through the ropes, and out of the ring. John Morrison rolls out of the ring. He pulls up Randy Evans, and brings him over to the steel steps, and smashes Randy Evans face right into the steps. Randy Evans is dazed, John Morrison throws Randy Evans into the ring, and follows him into the ring. Randy Evans gets to his feet with some help of the ropes. John Morrison hits a few fists to the face of Randy Evans, and he tries to whip Randy Evans to the ropes, but it's reversed by Randy Evans. John Morrison bounces off of the ropes, and John Morrison hits a headscissors right into a DDT that plans Randy Evans. Randy Evans bounces up, seemly out on his feet, John Morrison picks up Randy Evans, and hits a perfectly place body slam in the middle of the ring. John Morrison then hits a standing shooting star press on Randy Evans, and goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………..2…………..KICK OUT by Randy Evans!]

JR-The new comer is shocking the Extreme champion here tonight.

King-That doesn't sound healthy.

Kris Gaffney-It's not…at least not for your career…or your life.

[John Morrison signals for the moonlight drive, slowly Randy Evans gets up to his feet. John Morrison goes for the moonlight drive, but Randy Evans is able to spin out of it, and goes for the tragedy. But it's countered by John Morrison who pushes Randy Evans to the ropes, Randy Evans bounces off of the ropes. John Morrison goes for a clothesline, but Randy Evans ducks under and Randy Evans sets up John Morrison, and hits a 3.0 inverted back breaker. John Morrison is down in pain, and Randy Evans takes his time to rest up as John Morrison rolls into the corner, Randy Evans goes into the corner, and hits a few stomps on to the downed John Morrison, and then chokes him with his boot as the ref counts to 4. Randy Evans breaks up the choke hold, and backs off as the ref tells him to. Randy Evans goes back in on the attack, and pulls up John Morrison up in the corner. Randy Evans hits a fist to the face, and then whips John Morrison into the opposite side corner, and Randy Evans follows him into the corner. John Morrison hits a clothesline in the corner. Randy Evans backs up, and John Morrison stumbles out of the corner. Randy Evans lifts up John Morrison into the corner, Randy Evans hits a few fists to the face of John Morrison. Then Randy Evans goes up to the top rope, and hooks John Morrison on the top rope. Randy Evans then hits a suplex plex off of the top rope that connects! Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Randy Evans can't capitalize though, because he was beaten up quite a bit before, and was just buying himself more time to rest up, both wrestlers get up to their feet. John MOrrison throws a fist, but it's blocked by Randy Evans, and Evans returns the first on John Morrison. Then hits another, Randy Evans whips John Morrison off of the ropes. John Morrison bounces off of the ropes. Randy Evans goes for a clothesline, but John Morrison continues to the other side of the ring, bounces off of those ropes. Randy Evans catches John Morrison and hits a power slam! Randy Evans goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………….2……………..kick out by John Morrison!]

JR-Randy Evans might be getting frustrated.

King-There are many reasons before getting this match to be frustrated…that's for sure.

[Randy Evans singles that he's done with this match. Slowly John Morrison gets up to his feet, and Randy Evans goes for a punt to the head, and John Morrison moves out of the way. Randy Evans is in the corner. John Morrison comes from behind, but Randy Evans grabs hold of the ropes. The ref tries to break this up, and Randy Evans hits a blindside low blow. John Morrison stumbles backwards in pain. Randy Evans goes for the Tragedy, but John Morrison counters it by pushing him off, and almost hitting the ref. But the ref dives away, creating another blind spot as Randy Evans turns around, John Morrison also gets away with a low blow on Randy Evans (note: He's getting him back for his low blow, so it's ok for a face to do this if it's for revenge). He takes down Randy Evans, and does a jack knife cover as Randy Evans struggles to get out, and gets a 1……………….2………………….3!]

JR-What an upset!

King-Your telling me…I bet on Evans.

Kris Gaffney-Tragic…

(We go back to ringside and its set up for another edition of "Cena's Warzone". 'Bad, Bad Man' plays as John Cena comes to the ring to a chorus of boos. He gets on the mic.)

Cena: Well well... here we are... another edition of Cena's warzone! And I bet you are all expecting Randy evans to be the guest. I mean after all.. he is the newest member of The Elite... and that is something i'd usually gloat about. But no. Tonight my guest is a man who last week.... tried to destroy Randy Evans... until I took things into my own hands. A man I attacked... and sent running from the ring. A man i'm sure many of you would have expected me to shy away from confronting here tonight. But thats not my style. So ladies and gentleman please welcome.... a rising EMF Superstar.. Mr Eddie Fatu!

(Eddie Fatu's music plays over the speakers. The crowd pops for Eddie. He comes out from behind the curtains wearing a white t-shirt, black baggy jeans, and white shoes. He has his hair pulled back. He walks down the ramp and makes his way into the ring. He picks up a microphone. He looks Cena up and down.)

Eddie Fatu: Thank you for having me John. You wanted me out here for something. So whats up?

Cena: Well many people are going to expect me and you to beat the hell out of eachother. But... as you see... thats not happening. And i'm sure everyone in this arena is wondering why. So maybe we should explain to them what exactly is going on.

(A huge grin comes across Eddie's face.)

Eddie Fatu: You are right Cena. Everyone is expecting you and I to go blow for blow. We go back and forth until one man is left standing. That is what we are supposed to be doing, if last week wasn't planned. You see John Cena came up to me and offered a spot in the Elite. He told me he needed a monster. He needed an enforcer. What was wrong with the last Elite is that there was no one to enforce shit. He wanted me to be the Arn Anderson of the Elite. How could I deny such an offer? This man has all the power here in the EMF, and he wants me on the side. Do I look stupid? Of course I said yes. He wanted Randy Evans in. So tell them the brilliant plan you came up with.

Cena: It was all too simple. Randy Evans had to be tempted to join us by now. I mean... he had Mickie James telling him to do it... and if that doesn't lead to temptation I don't know what does! But unfortunately... he needed more convincing. So, after the monster was in place, that being Eddie, I convinced him to pull out of the Extreme Title match at Survival of the Fittest, and thats where it all started. It gave me a reason to book them against eachother the week after, and for Eddie to "snap" and try and destory Evans. This would give me the chance to show up.... and "save the day"... and that was bound to convince Mr Extreme Champion to join the winning team!

Eddie Fatu: It was all too perfect. This is why Cena is the mastermind. This is why the EMF is still standing to do this. This match right here. (Points to Cena.) With Cena, Randy Evans, and myself now in the Elite...It is stronger than ever. The Elite is goign to be what it should have been a couple months back. Those rejects like Kevin Bourne, Ricky Ramon, and Chad Vargas couldn't cut it. They were handed a great chance here in the EMF. For some reason the couldn't cut it. One man's lose is another man's gain. The Elite is the strongest group here in the EMF hands down. I put money down on it. If someone wants to come out here and say other wise. You know where to find us.

Cena: I doubt very much that will happen. Nobody is going to want to get on our bad side. With me, you, and Randy Evans in one stable, soon there will be no need for these stupid Money Inc Vs Revolution Vs Bore-ganisation discussions... everyone will know who the domi...

(Suddenly he is cut off by "Welcome to heartbreak". Randy Evans walked out with the Extreme championship over his shoulder. He walked to the ring smirking, Evans was dressed in casual clothing. Evans walked into the ring using the steps and recieved a microphone. He nodded at Eddie Fatu and shook John Cena's hand. Evans put the microphone to his mouth and said.)

Randy Evans: "Dominant we will be indeed John. You see, I think that these people are completely unaware of what they're in for. What they're getting ready to see is far past the likes of anything they have been seeing here recently. You see, the Elite offers a new alternative. We do not dwell within things like money and revolutions, in this stable, it's all about flat out being....Elite. There isn't a single one of you people out there that can say that we're not either. The problem with the EMF today, is that it's inhabbited by a bunch of idiotic clowns, that decide to form groups. But look at things, we own every other faction here. Ever since I defeated Tyson Tomko, he hasn't won a respective match to credit to money inc. And we all know what John does to Dan Godwin and Revolution. Fact of the matter is...We're called the elite for a reason, and if you don't believe us, then just wait until we prove it to you all!

Cena: What you see before you is the most dominant faction ever to exist in the EMF. I may have got it wrong before with Vargas, Bourne and Ramon.... but I have learnt from that and this time, truely formed a faction that will be feared throughout the EMF. Don't believe me? Well I dare you to try and prove otherwise! In the meantime... we'll go... and let someone less talented, and less Elite entertain you for a while.

("Bad, Bad Man" plays again and Cena raises the arms of both Fatu and Evans before they leave ringside.)

("Scott Memphis' theme" blasts on the PA system as Scott Memphis walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Suicide Angel is looking to gain revenge with that count out victory that Dewey Pond was able to manage last week.

King-Suicide Angel huh….so he's a lot like Nicolas Cage?

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…and seemly due to the fact I see no girl around him, he's had just as much luck as him in that movie.

("Sunglasses at Night" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-This man…is certainly interesting.

King-I think he blew up the censor machine.

Kris Gaffney-Is anyone surprised?

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond was very impressive last Shockwave.

King-Well…I do know Pond is now the most hated man in my hometown.

Kris Gaffney-That's the price of success.

("The Bleeding" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Here is another man who has been very impressive as of late.

King-I think Troy wants to prove to everyone that his world title reign was no fluke.

Kris Gaffney-Meh…when I was a wrestler, I would have killed for any world title reign…

[All four wrestlers are in the ring, and stand in the four corners of the ring. Dewey Pond and Scott Memphis charge at each other. Dewey Pond seemly was going for a clothesline, but being that he has more to prove now, Scott Memphis goes low, and picks up Dewey Pond, and hits a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond, and hits a hip toss out of the corner. Dewey Pond crashes into the mat, and Scott Memphis tries to go back on the attack as he's making sure that no one comes at him, Scott Memphis kicks Dewey Pond in the gut, and doubling him over, and Scott Memphis sets up Dewey Pond in powerbomb/piledriver position. He lifts up Dewey Pond, and drives him down with a stacked powerbomb, and the ref counts 1………………..2……………..Brandon Eastman comes out of no where, and hits a forearm shot to the back of the head that breaks up the cover, Brandon Eastman picks up Scott Memphis, and hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over. Brandon Eastman whips Scott Memphis off of the ropes, and Scott Memphis bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Eastman throws Scott Memphis in the air, and as he comes down Scott Memphis hits a drop kick that sends Eastman stumbles into the ropes, and now he's stuck in the ropes. Scott Memphis gets a few free shots to the face of Brandon Eastman. The ref gets in between, and pushes him back, but as Memphis is being pushed back. Brandon Eastman gets free, just as Scott Memphis is coming back, he gets hit with a big boot to the face that knocks down Scott Memphis. Scott Memphis is in pain, and he stumbles up right into the waiting Brandon Eastman who hits a spike standing spine buster. Brandon Eastman takes this chance to rest from the few moves he got hit with before this. Scott Memphis crawls into the ropes, and Brandon Eastman charges at where Scott Memphis is, leaps in the air, and comes crashing down on the back of Scott Memphis, is and Scott Memphis gets up in pain. Brandon Eastman picks up Scott Memphis on his shoulders, and goes into the corner and runs out of the corner, and hits a running power slam that connects on Scott Memphis. Brandon Eastman goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………………2………………….kick out by Scott Memphis.]

JR-The much bigger Brandon Eastman has been able to take control of this match.

King-He really must not like me much either.

Kris Gaffney-Or the Memphis Grizzlies…..

[Brandon Eastman doesn't argue too much with the ref, instead he waits for Scott Memphis to get up to his feet. Once he does he is taken off guard by the fact that Scott Memphis is charging at him angry, Brandon Eastman is able to counter this with a hot shot that sends Scott Memphis into the top rope throat first, and Scott Memphis stumbles towards Brandon Eastman. Eastman picks up Scott Memphis, and puts him up for a military press, but suddenly out of no where Dewey Pond hits a missile drop kick that connects with Brandon Eastman. Scott Memphis crashes into the mat, and Brandon Eastman rolls to the outside of the ring. Dewey Pond wanting to keep the pressure on Brandon Eastman waits for him to get up to his feet on the outside, and Dewey Pond sling shots himself over the top rope, and hits a cross body block that Brandon Eastman catches. Brandon Eastman transfers Dewey Pond over his shoulder. But Dewey Pond slides out of the back of Brandon Eastman, and pushes him into the ring post. Inside of the ring Troy Gafgen is waiting as Scott Memphis gets up to his feet, and he hits the crack of Dawn on Scott Memphis. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Scott Memphis, and the ref counts 1………………2………………..Dewey Pond comes into the ring and hits a low drop kick to break up the cover. Dewey Pond measures up, and he runs to the ropes. Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, and Dewey Pond ducks it. Dewey Pond spring boards off of the second rope before bouncing off of the ropes, and as Dewey Pond flies through the air Troy Gafgen knocks him out of the air with a hard shoulder block that drops him down to the mat. Dewey Pond slowly gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen grabs Dewey Pond and throws him into the ring post shoulder first. Dewey Pond falls out of the corner, and gets up to his feet while still in the corner. Troy Gafgen hits a body avalanche on Dewey Pond, and backs out of the corner. Dewey Pond stumbles out and Troy Gafgen hits a side walk slam on Dewey Pond.]

JR-The former Men on a Mission rivals are renewing their rivalry

King-I'm sure they rather you not mention about their tag team.

Kris Gaffney-They still haven't explained the lack of horrible raps.

[Troy Gafgen waits for Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond backs up into the ropes, and Troy Gafgen tries to whip Dewey Pond off of the ropes, but it's reversed. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes, Dewey Pond hits the Dew Drop. Troy Gafgen rolls out of the ring after the impact. Dewey Pond is on his knee trying to recover, suddenly he gets hit behind with a chair….by Devin Malis!]

JR-What's he doing here?

King-I don't know…

[Devin Malis throws Dewey Pond into the corner, and Dewey Pond hits the ring post shoulder first. Malis leaves the ring, and Dewey Pond pulls himself out of the corner, he stumbles up to his feet, right into the Jagerbomb by Brandon Eastman! Brandon Eastman goes into the cover on Dewey Pond with no one around (as in other competitors). The ref counts a 1…………………2…………………..3!]

JR-Brandon Eastman cleaned up the scraps, but the real question is what was Devin Malis was doing here?

King- Probably didn't approve of Dewey Pond's career and life choices?

Kris Gaffney-I guess…

(Brandon Eastman leaves the ring, and Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)

(The next morning we have and EMF.com exclusive video. Josh Matthews sits outside a hotel room. He is almost falling asleep, indicating he'd been standing there for a long time. He takes out his cell phone and dials.)

Josh: Mr Cena?

(Josh has the volume turned up really high on his phone, so we can hear Cena's voice coming through.)

Cena: What did I tell you about calling me on this number Josh? God damn it... i'm gonna have to get a new number now... coz I know you'll call me every 2 seconds asking me how to do your job...

Josh: I won't... honest. But please Mr Cena... i've been here hours. Nothings happening.

Cena: What do you think i'm paying you for. Your gonna get that interview... if its the last thing you do.

Josh: What if I can't get it?

Cena: Then you can kiss goodbye to that bonus I promised you. In fact... you can kiss goodbye to your job too. And don't tell me I can't do that.... I got plenty of evidence of you being inept...

(Josh cuts him off.)

Josh: Can't talk now... someones coming...

(He hangs up. Sure enough the door creeps open. Natasha Jones slips through it, as if trying not to be noticed leaving. Unfortunately for her.. Josh is waiting.)

Josh Matthews: Natasha Jones? This is EMF.com... can we get a few words?

Natasha: What the? Who the hell do you think you are? I have a good mind to sue you for....

Josh: I'm told to remind you that you are a signed EMF wrestler... and as a result.. the company can demand an interview when they want... within reason.

Natasha: Well this isn't within reason Josh. I've just got out of bed... and I have to..

Josh: With all due respect.. you are in public... Its not exactly the middle of the night... EMF has every right to...

Natasha: Well I don't know what your expecting anyway. Graphic details of how mine and Mickie's naked bodies were grinding against eachother? Take that look off your face... pervert. I'll have you know Mickie James is a reasonable woman. A smart woman. She came to my hotel room.... we talked it over.. and I paid her off... and she left. There was no lesbianism. Nobody got horrible violated. There's nothing to report here. I'm just heading home havind decided I was too tired to do so last....

(She's cut off by the hotel door opening, and Mickie James coming out.)

Mickie: Oh Tasha.... you forgot this...

(Mickie holds up the baby blue thong we had seen Nat wearing in the ring earlier. Her draw drops and she turns bright red.)

Natasha: I... erm.... you.... I.... err.... MICKIE!!!

(She laughs nervously, and tries to pull herself together.)

Natasha: Don't be stupid... thats not mine. Its obvious isn't it? Mickie bought a replica to embaress me...

Mickie: Oh. Well then you wont mind if I keep this... to remind me of the best night of my life!

(Mickie lifts the tong to her face, smelling it, and giving an evil smirk in the direction of Nat.)

Natasha: You.... your SICK... you know that!

(She storms away.. looking utterly disgusted.)

Mickie: Oh well.... least its another thong, and tape... for the collection.

(She smiles seductively at the camera, before heading back inside the hotel room and closing the door.)

Josh: Erm.... i'm Josh Matthews... and this is EMF.com TV.... goodbye.

(We fade out with that.)