EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We open up from the darken arena hosting Saturday Shockwave this week. Pyrotechnics blasts down on the stage as they rain down from atop the arena. The lights turn on as the fireworks end, and the camera scans the crowd. Finally it pulls back as it displays the location information. The camera scans around the crowd one last time as JR begins to talk over the shot.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. We are live from San Francisco, California. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight we have a great show lined up for you.

King-The Wretched Nobody and Ricky Vegas have had quite the history. Ricky has made it clear that he doesn’t believe the Wretched Nobody is a worthy champion figure. But now the World Championship isn’t standing in Wretch’s way from going after the IC championship.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that Ricky is probably recognizing his words now.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Crowd members throw grapes into the crowd of Kenny Omegrapes. Kenny Omegrape merge into one, and he rolls into the ring.)

JR-I’ve stopped trying to figure this all out.

King-The Melon Gods only want you to understand if they want you to.

Kris Gaffney-Always comforting.

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring.

JR-A former champion and debuting superstar will be the men that Kenny will have to figure out how to beat.

King-The good thing is that they have to worry about the same thing.

Kris Gaffney-That’s true.

[Kenny Omegrape walks around giving people fruit knowledge. Brandon Leno doesn’t seem to enjoy it, and he throws a fist to the face. Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he hits a hard knife edge chop to the chest, and then another one. Kenny Omegrape whips Brandon Leno off of the ropes, and he connects with a back elbow to the face. Midnight Tiger attempts to take advantage with a thurst kick to the chin. Kenny OMegrape is able to duck under, and he waits as Midnight Tiger turns around. Kenny Omegrape hits a Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper that makes him fall down on the mat. Midnight Tiger gets up, but he’s dazed, and he falls into the corner. Kenny Omegrape waits for him as he does goes into the corner, and he runs towards Midnight Tiger, and he connects with a splash. Kenny Omegrape backs out of the corner. Midnight Tiger staggers out of the corner, and Kenny Omegrape hooks Midnight Tiger, and he connects with a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count, The ref counts 1…………..2…..KICK OUT by Midnight Tiger.]

JR-Midnight Tiger is able to kick out.

King-That wouldn’t be a good debut.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain you seen worse re-debut matches.

King-….

[Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, and Brandon Leno is waiting for him. Kenny Omegrape gets blasted with a super kick that makes Kenny Omegrape fall against the ropes. Brnadon Leno waits for Kenny Omegrape to stagger towards him. Brandon Leno hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over. Brandon Leno lifts him up, and he drops him with a purple haze pile driver that drives him down on the mat.]

JR-Brandon Leno might have attacked at the right time.

King-I suppose if that’s what the Melon Gods said.

[Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref counts 1………….2…Midnight Tiger comes out of no where, and he connects with a diving elbow drop to break up the count. Brandon Leno gets up, and Midnight Tiger counters with an arm drag that sends him flying across the ring. Midnight Tiger waits for Brandon Leno to get up to his feet. Midnight Tiger watches as Brandon Leno is slow to get up to his feet. Brandon Leno gets hooked with a full nelson, and he throws him across the ring with a full nelson suplex. Brandon crashes down on the mat.]

JR-Midnight might be getting the momentum in this match.

King-Maybe he should slap himself to balance everything out.

Kris Gaffney-You never want to have momentum in professional wrestling

[Midnight Tiger gets up to his feet, but he gets dropped kicked and he falls out of the ring by Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape picks up Brandon Leno, and he drops him with the geese lightning. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-However it would seem Kenny Omegrape saw an opening, and took it.

King-Yeah…I’m sure that’s what happened…and not GOD decided that is how it was going to be…

(“cross the line” blasts on the PA system as Nicole Ikeda walks out on the stage, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This should be an interesting match with the sister of Tony Ikeda taking on Alyssa Ouellet.

King-Alyssa has had quite a few matches in the BWO.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that’s noted.

The lights dim down to a golden hue, and Alyssa Ouellet begins to strut down the ramp as if it were her own personal catwalk to the sassy, materialistic lyrics of ‘Cha Ching’ by Slayyyter. Wearing a golden one-piece jumpsuit that hugs her figure just right with solid gold detailing across the chest region, the model looks expensive as ever while taunting and verbally harassing some of the fans in attendance. Rolling into the ring, she leans against the ropes and puts an ‘L’ on her forehead for ‘loser’ while pointing at the fans, generating more heat.

JR-She has had mixed results recently, but I’m certain that she can get back on track here.

King-She totally killed the illusion when she told me that she was lying about her past.

Kris Gaffney-You’re easily fooled.

[Nicole Ikeda gets ready as Alyssa Ouellet is making comments about Nicole. Nicole doesn’t seem to like this and she hits a kick to the gut and she whips her to the ropes. Nicole Ikeda hits a back elbow putting down Alyssa Ouellet. Alyssa Ouellet goes down on the mat. Alyssa Ouellet is slow to get up to her feet, Nicole Ikeda hits a kick to the gut, and she sets her up, and hits a body slam. Alyssa Ouellet stays where she is, and Nicole Ikeda drops a leg drop on Alyssa Ouellet. Alyssa Ouellet holds her face in pain as Nicole Ikeda waits for Alyssa Ouellet. Nicole Ikeda hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Alyssa Ouellet as she stands up. Nicole Ikeda sets up Alyssa Ouellet into position for a vertical suplex, and she hooks the leg of Alyssa Ouellet. Nicole Ikeda hits a fisherman suplex. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………KICK OUT by Alyssa Ouellet. Nicole Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Alyssa Ouellet.]

JR-So far Nicole has controlled this match.

Kris Gaffney-Go ahead and say it.

King-But she’s not perfect.

Kris Gaffney-You knew it was coming anyways.

[Nicole Ikeda waits for Alyssa Ouellet to get up to her feet. Alyssa Ouellet counters with a super kick that knocks her backwards. Alyssa OUellet hits a kick to the gut, and she drops her with a DDT. Nicole is down on the mat. Alyssa Ouellet takes a few moments to rest up, but clearly that she’s not very happy at this moment.]

JR-Alyssa was able to make a come back.

King-Maybe Jordyn Jade might reconsider.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe.

[Alyssa Ouellet waits for Nicole to the ropes, and she goes for a running clothesline, But Nicole ducks under. Nicole drops Alyssa Ouellet with a Faithbreaker. Nicole goes into the cover on Alyssa Ouellet. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Nicole Ikeda gets the victory.

King-Still think that Jordyn should rethink it.

(The lights go completely black. The light flash and into the ring with an image of a Watermelon as "The Duck Song" blasts through the arena. Out from the back steps Jack Heyman.)

JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the EMF GRAND SLAM CHAMPION! HE IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, standing at 6’2” weighing in at 205 lbs. He is WALTER MELON!

(From the back steps Walter Melon, already in his Watermelon speedo ready to go, he bites into a watermelon and then points to the ring and puts his thumb in the down direction holding it there for a little. He is sporting Watermelon War paint and he smashes his fist into his chest. He turns to face Jack Heyman, Jack feeds him another piece of watermelon and then Walter tells him to go to the back. Walter then turns back to the ring and begins his walk.)

JR: Walter Melon looking to capture another victory here against a very impressive newcomer, Jackson Gunner.

King: We know Walter and Max know one another, same with Walter and Wade, two friends of Jackson. Let’s see what the Melon Gods have in store for us tonight!

KG: Only Walter knows of course…

(Behind the announce table runs Ashley Irvine surprising JR, King, and KG.)

Ashley Irvine: WATERMELON!

(She bites a piece of a watermelon and gives a thumbs up before taking off again.)

Jr: Well, then.

King: I guess we got that out of the way early tonight.

KG: I respect it, she knows the Melon Gods too?

(Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth blasts over the loud speakers and the crowed erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans while holding his Extreme Championship strap with the rest of it draped over the back of his shoulder. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stairs slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. On his way to the ring, fighting out of Honolulu Hawaii. Standing 6’4” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is the Extreme Measures Federation Extreme Champion, JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER!

(As Gunner slowly makes his way down the stairs he reaches the barricade and easily jumps over. He turns, faces the fans and beats his chest again with a roar to the crowd. Gunner turns faces the ring. He takes a step forward and easily jumps onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope and easily leaps over. He walks to the corner and throws his hands up into the air with an X formation and feeds off of the crowd’s roars. Gunner jumps down and stands in his corner as he rotates his wrists, smirking and eying Walter as he waits for the match to begin. The ref walks over taking Jackson’s championship and hands it to an official outside of the ring. The ref then makes sure both competitors are ready.)

DING! DING! DING!

(Walter Melon stands still as Jackson makes his way to the center of the ring. He motions to Walter to meet him in the center, but Walter doesn’t move. Jackson begins making his way towards Walter, but Walter then quickly bounces off of the ropes behind himself and then dives forward attempting BANANA SPLIT! But Jackson quickly steps to the side as Walter falls to the ground and then rolls grabbing the leg of Jackson attempting a leglock. As Walter is holding onto Jackson's leg, Jackson bends down hitting Walter in the face with a hammer fist causing Walter to let go of the leglock. Jackson bends down grabbing Walter and bringing him to his feet. Jackson then whips Walter into the ropes and on the return Walter ducks a lariat, leaps up onto the turnbuckle behind them and quickly jumps backwards with an elbow to the face of Jackson. As Jackson stumbles back, Walter runs towards Jackson, leaps up and wraps his head delivering a hurricanrana and Jackson rolls getting back to his feet as Walter runs at Jackson again. Walter leaps into the air attempting a Superman punch, but Jackson is able to grab ahold of Walter and quickly delivers a vicious body slam. Jackson bends down, lifting Walter up again. He picks Walter up delivering a vertical suplex. WIthout letting go Jackson rolls, gets to his feet and delivers another, rolls gets to his feet and delivers another, rolls get’s to his feet and delivers a falcon arrow. Jackson stays on top for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO… KICKOUT!

Jr: This match has been very fast paced. It took a second, but Jackson has been in control now.

King: I wish Walter hit the Banana Split.

KG: We will see what the Melon Gods allow tonight.

(Jackson to his feet again. He runs and leaps up onto the turnbuckle and stays perched on the top as he waits for Walter to get back to his feet. Once Walter is up, Jackson leaps off with a spinning elbow, but quickly Walter is able to roll out of the way, gets to his feet and bounces off of the ropes. Walter bumps the ref lightly causing the ref to spin and with the ref’s back turned Walter dives head first right into Jackson Gunners nuts finishing a hard BANANA SPLIT! Walter quickly covers Jackson.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO… THHHHHRRRRR(KICKOUT!)

Jr: BAH GAWD! The ref had his back turned and missed the illegal shot!

KG: He only missed it, because the Melon Gods didn’t want him to see!

King: Owe! My nuggets hurt just from watching that!

(Walter stands up and yells at the ref, slapping his hand pointing at Jackson. Jackson in agony grabbing at his nuts. Walter turns, lunges forward delivering a soccer kick right to the gut of Jackson. Walter then climbs to the top rope and leaps off attempting FRUIT SPLASH! But Jackson quickly rolls out of the way, kips-ups to his feet and delivers a lariat so vicious, causing Walter to flip in the air before crashing to the ground. Both men are now down. They both begin climbing to their feet. Once halfway up, Walter attempts to kick Jackson in the nuts again, but Walter catches the leg and shakes his head no, he throws Walters leg to the side and delivers a straight right punch to Walter’s face cutting open a gash right under Walter’s eyes. Walter stumbles backwards towards the ropes and Jackson lunges forward hitting a lariat causing Walter to flip over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Walter stumbles onto his feet. Jackson quickly runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off and on the return leaps clean over the top rope flipping and crashing back first right into Walter on the outside of the ring as the ref begins his count.)

Ref: 1!

(Jackson back to his feet, grabbing Walter and lifting him to his feet. Jackson grabs Walter and tosses him hard into the barricade causing the barricade to break.)

Ref: 2!

(Jackson then walks over, lifts Walter by the head and begins walking him towards the ring.)

Ref: 3!

(Once quick enough to the ring, before Jackson can throw Walter in, Jackson throws an elbow to the gut of Jackson and comes up quickly hitting his elbow to the face of Jackson knocking him back.)

Ref: 4!

(Walter runs forward, leaps up and smashes his forehead into the face of Jackson knocking him back into the ring post. Quickly, Walter reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel chair.)

Ref: 5!

(The ref yells at Walter to not use the chair. Walter gives the ref the middle finger and then lunges forward attempting to smash Jackson right in the face, but Jackson ducks under and as Walter’s chair smashes hard into the ring post, Jackson wraps him up and delivers a vicious dragon suplex sending the chair flying.)

Ref: 6!

(Jackson walks over, lifts Walter to his feet and slides him into the ring. Jackson leaps up onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope, leaps up and springboards off with a springboard shooting starpress landing right onto Walter. Jackson rolls Walter over and locks in the SOMOAN TRAP! As the ref begins checking on Walter to see if he’s ok, Walter begins reaching towards the ropes, but is out of reach. The ref gets closer to check Walter refuses to tap, but he’s able to reach over with his leg and taps the rope causing the ref to break the hold. Jackson let’s go of the hold as Walter stumbles back. Jackson back to his feet and runs towards Walter, but Walter pulls the ref in front of him causing Jackson to stop. Walter then pushes the ref out of the way and attempts another kick to Jackson’s nuts, but again Jackson catches the leg and tosses it to the side again. This time Walter leaps up getting onto the top rope, but Jackson grabs him, puts him onto his shoulders and begins to spin as he leaps up and delivers a vicious BURNING SAMOAN! Jackson falls into cover.)

Ref: ONE!.... TWO!.... THREEE!

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman. Here is your winner via pinfall, JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER!

Jr: BAH GAWD HE DID IT! What a slobber knocker and Jackson was able to get the upper hand!

King: Walter sure was going for those nuts.

KG: The Melon God must not want him to have kids.

(Jackson grabs his championship and begins to celebrate his victory with the fans as Shockwave goes to commercial.)

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage as AJ Lee skips around him. Troy Gafgen enters the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy Gafgen is looking to get on the winning track.

King-He’s been able to do it before.

Kris Gaffney-To great success.

King-Not that we care talk about that…instead let’s talk about AJ.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods to the crowd, and does the yes taunt down to the ring. Daniel Bryan enters the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan also knows what it’s like to have up’s and down’s.

King-Both wrestlers are going to look to get a key win tonight.

Kris Gaffney-Only one can get it through.

[Troy Gafgen and Daniel Bryan pace around the ring. Troy Gafgen and Daniel Bryan lock up. Troy Gafgen uses his strength advantage to throw Daniel Bryan into the corner. Daniel Bryan staggers out of the corner. Troy Gafgen hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down Daniel Bryan. Troy Gafgen picks up Daniel Bryan, and he connects with a few fists to the face that kcnoks him backwards, and Troy Gafgen whips him ot the ropes. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes, Daniel Bryan jumps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block. Daniel Bryan move is caught by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen holds him for a few moments, and then he hits a fall away slam. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan gets hooked, and dropped with the chaos maker reverse neck breaker. Daniel Bryan seems to be down for the count. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan!!]

JR-Troy Gafgen almost got a three there.

Kris Gaffney-He’s going to have to do more.

King-Ashley Irvine is just worried he’ll take a kicker in the 8th round!

[Troy Gafgen waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet. Troy Gafgen goes for the mental maelstrom, but it’s countered by him throwing off. Daniel Bryan measures up on Troy Gafgen, and he connects with a kick to the side of the head. Daniel Bryan kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him, and he drops Troy Gafgen with a DDT.]

JR-Daniel Bryan has turned this match around.

King-Troy must be wondering what it’s going to take.

[Daniel Bryan goes to the corner, and he waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan runs out of the corner, but Troy counters with a mental maelstrom dropping Daniel Bryan. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………3!!]

Kris Gaffney-Guess that was his answer.

King-That works…I suppose…let’s talk about how AJ had to do with this ending.

(“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out of the stage, he checks his watch. It’s clobbering time. He walks down the isle, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk is a grand slam champion for a reason.

King-And the number one reason Dan Godwin’s hair is dead.

Kris Gaffney-Or at least the first reason.

*** "Big Pun, Cuban Link, Apathy, Beast 1333 - Toe To toe Remix [2020]" plays in the background, as Bestia, The Big Boricua, walks to the stage while being accompanied by Fidel Estrada. Fidel Estrada is equipped in a loose suit and fedora-like hat that is similar to "Armando Estrada". Bestia, on the other hand, is equipped in black boots, semi-baggy black drawstring trousers, and a loose T-shirt that reads the words "Bestia, The Big Boricua" in Red, White, and Blue colours. Bestia is standing at 7'0lbs and weighting at 610lbs. Fidel Estrada, seeming very enthusiastic and energetic, showcases Bestia by pointing both of his hands at Bestia. Bestia, on the other hand, shows a very monstrously neutral expression on his face, as he slowly walks down the ramp. Fidel, walks behind him, as the crowd begins to boo the duo. Fidel takes the opportunity to wave the crowd down, energetically, but the booing ensues. Certain signs support Bestia with phrases such as "Boricua Bae", "Puerto Rican & Proud", "BESTIA!", and "Boricua Slam Them All!". Fidel motions Bestia to walk up the steps towards the ring, as Bestia walks up the steps, towards the apron. He eyes over the crowd, as Fidel walks around the exterior of the ring. Bestia then steps over the top rope of the ring, before raising both arms in the air, in the middle of the ring. He grabs his shirt, and tears it apart with one hand, before tossing it towards the crowd. Fidel steps towards his corner, outside of the ring, as Bestia eyes up the ramp, towards the stage. ***

JR-This is the first look at the new comer Bestia.

King- It would seem like he has what it takes, but you never know for sure until you see wrestlers in action.

Kris Gaffney-This will be a good test for sure.

[Bestia stands as CM Punk thinks on how he’s going to deal with the height advantage. Bestia seems to be fine with him trying to think of a way to attack. CM Punk comes into the ring with strikes kicks to the side of the legs, they seem somewhat effective until Bestia is able to block one of them, and he is able to bring down a powerful head butt that drops CM Punk. CM Punk tries to get up too fast, and he falls into the corner. Bestia goes into the corner, and he connects with a few knee lifts into the gut driving the air out of CM Punk. Bestia see’s that the ref is about to get into the picture with this as he’s had him in the corner for a bit too long. Bestia decides to cut off the ref by hooking him, and he throws him out of the corner, and he connects with a big hip toss out of the corner. CM Punk fly’s out of the corner, and he crashes into the mat. CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet. CM Punk is up to his feet, but clearly feeling the effects of the moves that he’s taken thus far. CM Punk gets hit with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. CM Punk gets whipped to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Bestia connects with a big boot that drops CM Punk. Bestia doesn’t seem to be ready to finish with CM Punk as he grabs CM Punk and he drops him with a belly to belly suplex. From that position. Besita hooks the leg, and he goes into the cover. The ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by CM Punk.]

JR-CM Punk has taken some big moves, but he is not out of the game just yet.

King-I’m certain he’s wondering what it’s going to take though.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that’s crossed his mind…

[Bestia grabs CM Punk, and he throws him over the top rope, but CM Punk is able to land on the apron. Besita goes over to where CM Punk is. CM Punk grabs his head, and drops him with a hang man. CM Punk gets back on the apron as he Besita is staggered. CM Punk sling shots himself on the top rope. CM Punk connects with a flying clothesline, but it only puts Besita in the corner. CM Punk runs towards him, and he connects with a running high knee in the corner, and CM Punk turns around hits a running bulldog out of the corner. This moves marks the first time CM Punk was able to get Bestia down to the mat. CM Punk turns and waits for Bestia to get up to his feet. Bestia gets up to his feet, and CM Punk hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards. CM Punk attempts to whip Bestia off of the ropes, but Bestia is able to reverse the whip. Bestia lowers his head as CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, and CM Punk connects with a swinging neck breaker. CM Punk goes inot the cover on Bestia. The ref counts 1............2...KICK OUT by CM PUnk]

JR-CM Punk might have been able to turn this match around.

King-It might be tough, but I’m certain after a few things CM Punk is willing to put the work in.

Kris Gaffney- Did I just hear a fourth wall shattering?

[CM Punk picks him for the GTS, but Bestia is able to struggle out of the back. CM Punk turns around. Bestia picks him up, and he drops him with the Boricua slam. From there Bestia goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts 1………………2…………..3!!]

JR-CM Punk gets caught with a powerful slam by Bestia to pick up a victory in his debut match.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-Azar Vulcan and Killer Tschida have had quite the exchange.

King-This all seems familiar for some reason.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t even think about it…

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

JR-Azar Vulcan and Killer Tschida have battled before.

King-Seems like the battle isn’t over.

[Azar Vulcan stands in the ring cockily allowing Killer Tschida to attack first. Killer Tschida takes a wild swing and Azar Vulcan is able to duck it, and he connects with a spinning elbow to the side of the head that stuns Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida throws a wild fist to the face, and Azar Vulcan lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex putting down Killer Tschida. Azar Vulcan hits a few stomps on the downed Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida attempts to get up, but Azar Vulcan is able to push him on the second rope. The ref counts to 4, and Azar Vulcan waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Killer Tschida gets kicked in the gut. Azar Vulcan hooks him into a vertical suplex position, but before he can hit the brain buster. Killer Tschida is able to shift his weight, and land behind him. Killer Tschida hooks him with a waits lock, but Azar Vulcan hits a back elbow. Then he goes for another one, Killer Tschida ducks under, but Azar Vulcan is able to hit a knee lift into the gut that stuns Killer Tschida. Azar Vulcan runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Azar Vulcan he connects with a face buster into the knee of Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida is stunned. This time Azar Vulcan is able to set up Killer Tschida and he drops him with a brain buster.]

JR-Killer Tschida was able to counter the first time, but he wasn’t as lucky the second time.

King-Not exactly how Azar thought it would go.

Kris Gaffney-But at this point, I’m certain he’ll take it.

[Azar Vulcan waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet, and he goes for the money shot, but he is able to duck under. Azar Vulcan turns around, and Killer Tschida is able to hit the Killer Kick that knocks Azar Vulcan backwards, and he falls out of the ring through the ropes and on to the mat around ring side. Azar Vulcan is slow to get up to his feet, and Killer Tschida dives out of the ring, and he connects with a suicide dive that takes him down. Azar Vulcan and Tschida are down on the mat. Killer Tschida hits a few fists to the face on the downed Azar Vulcan. Killer Tschida throws Azar Vulcan into the ring before the ref gets up to his 10 count. Killer Tschida slides into the ring. Killer Tschida waits for Azar Vulcan to get up to his feet. Killer Tschida hits a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet. Killer Tschida hits another running clothesline. Killer Tschida picks him up to his feet, and he whips him to the ropes. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes. Killer Tschida drops him with a spinning spine buster that drops him. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………….KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan. Killer Tschida takes a few moments to rest up as he finally has a chance to recover after the first part of this match. Clearly Killer Tschida is considering what to do as he does.]

JR-Azar Vulcan might be in trouble here.

King-He’s better than you JR!

Kris Gaffney-Considering how much you think of JR…I don’t think that’s an accomplishment.

[Azar Vulcan is slow to get up to his feet, Killer Tschida goes for an arm bar, but Azar Vulcan rolls through. Azar hits a kick to the gut, and he sets him up for a brain buster, but he is able to struggle out of the back. Killer pushes Azar forward, and the ref dives forward. Killer hits a low blow, and Azar is in a lot of pain. Killer drives Azar down for the Tschida lock, it’s almost locked on, but Azar is able to block it a bit, and get to vertical base, and he spins around, this makes the ref who is trying to get up dive out of the way, Azar returns the low blow. Azar uses this chance to hit the money maker on Killer Tschida!! Killer is down. Azar goes into the cover on Killer. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Both wrestlers took advantage of the ref being out of position.

King-I’m pretty certain Azar would have done it first if he could have.

Kris Gaffney-Likely.

(Azar celebrates, but suddenly Killer is able to recover, and the brawl continues as we go to commercial and come back.)

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas is coming into this match with some injury issues.

King-Our doctors are just that good that he was able to fight tonight.

Kris Gaffney-I guess so.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-However, he’s fighting against a Wretched Nobody who hasn’t had the most positive of history with Ricky.

King-You got to wonder if Ricky might consider figuring something with better odd’s.

Kris Gaffney-You mean go with the last option?

[The Wretched Nobody and Ricky Vegas stand in the middle of the ring. Ricky Vegas starts out strong with fists to the face, it seems like Ricky Vegas is starting to rock the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody is able to stop the momentum with a knee lift to the gut. The Wretched Nobody grabs Ricky Vegas head, and he drops him with a big head butt. Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody is slow to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody pushes him into the corner, and he connects with a few shoulder blocks into the gut. The Wretched Nobody backs up, and he runs towards the corner, but Ricky Vegas is able to get his boot up. The Wretched Nobody staggers backwards, and Ricky Vegas runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. But the Wretched Nobody is able to surprised Ricky Vegas by using his momentum against him by throwing him up in the air, and allowing him to crash down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody picks up Ricky Vegas by the hair, and he lifts him up in a bear hug, obviously this is affecting Ricky Vegas quite a bit. The ref asks if Ricky Vegas wants to give it up, Ricky Vegas refuses, but he knows that he needs to do something before that the Wretched Nobody wins this match. Ricky Vegas hits a few fists to the face while in the bear hug. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t let go, Ricky Vegas hits a few more, and finally he is able to break the hold. Ricky Vegas feels the effect of that last move, Ricky Vegas runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody hits a spinning side slam on Ricky Vegas!!]

JR-Ricky Vegas got out of the bear hug, but he seemly he just ran into something that might have been worse.

King-Wonder what Wasabi would say if he were here.

Wasabi-Not impressed. I ran into 10 rakes just yesterday, and I’m fine.

Kris Gaffney-There you go!

[The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. The Wretched Nobody grabs Ricky Vegas around the throat on the mat and he puts him on his feet. The Wretched Nobody lifts up Ricky Vegas, and he goes for a spine chiller, but it’s countered into a DDT. The Wretched Nobody’s head bounces off of the mat. The Wretched Nobody dazed gets up to his feet, and Ricky Vegas lifts him up and he drops him with a body slam. The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Ricky Vegas lifts him up once again, and he drops him with another body slam. The Wretched Nobody once again gets up to his feet, but this time much slower. Ricky Vegas lifts him up one last time, and he drops him with one more body slam completing the three of a kind. Ricky Vegas has to take a few moments to rest up, but the Wretched Nobody is still coming towards him as he almost bounces off of the mat after that last body slam. The Wretched Nobody wanting to take Ricky’s head off goes for a trephination, but Ricky Vegas ducks under. Ricky Vegas hits a jab (ONE!) on Wretched Nobody rocking him backwards. Ricky Vegas hits another one (TWO!!), another one (three!), another jab (four!), another jab (five), another jab (six). Ricky Vegas goes for the extra had one, but the Wretched Nobody is able to duck under. The Wretched Nobody runs to the ropes, but Ricky Vegas connects with the seventh jab as he comes off of the ropes to complete the crap shoot.]

JR-Ricky Vegas was not going to be denied.

King-Got to admit, Ricky is giving Wretch quite a fight, but not too much…because then Grace might break our censor button.

Kris Gaffney-Good save.

[Ricky Vegas waits for The Wretched Nobody to get up, and he does, Ricky Vegas tries to lock in the Viva Las Vegas. The Wretched Nobody is able to block it, and he picks up Ricky Vegas and he throws him hard into the turnbuckle. Ricky Vegas staggers out of the corner. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but Ricky Vegas ducks under….the Wretched Nobody turns around right into the full house!! Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref counts 1……………..2……………….KICK OUT by the Wretched Nobody. Ricky Vegas could taste the victory right there. He gets up as he yells for Wretch to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes. But as he bounces off o the ropes. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and drops him with the spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody falls back in the corner, and he yells for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet. Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet, and The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination…BUT his foot is caught, Wretch is tripped up, and he is dropped and turned for the black jack!! Wretch is clearly in pain. Wretch turns around, and tries to kick Ricky Vegas off, Ricky Vegas goes down, BUT holds on. Ricky Vegas gets up, and the Wretched Nobody tries to kick him off again, and then finally the Wretched Nobody uses more power than normal that finally kicks him off of the hold. Ricky Vegas falls through the ropes and on to the apron. Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody limps a bit, and he runs towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas counters with a hang man. The Wretched Nobody staggers backwards. Ricky Vegas climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off, but the Wretched Nobody caught him with the trephination right out of the air!! The Wretched Nobody falls into the cover. The ref goes into position makes the count. The ref counts 1………………..2…………3!!!]

JR-Neither Ricky Vegas or Wretched Nobody wanted to lose this match, but Ricky went for that one last move that Wretch was able to hit the trephination for the victory.

(The Wretched Nobody sits on the mat. He looks towards the downed Ricky Vegas. The Wretched Nobody knowing Ricky’s injury history and blinded by his anger gets up, and he goes into the corner, and he yells for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody connects with a trephination. Ricky Vegas goes down. Wretch looks like he’s about to leave, but then he goes into the corner, and he runs towards Ricky Vegas and he connects with another trephination.)

JR-Damn it King!!

King-Wretch knows what he’s doing.

(The Wretched Nobody walks away, as Ricky Vegas is still down as Saturday Shockwaves goes off the air.)