EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are turned off in the arena hosting this edition of Saturday Shockwave. Pyrotechnics shoot through the dark as they hit the Shockwave stage with loud crashes. Finally as the pyrotechnics come to a close the light turn on, and fans stand, and yell waving their signs as the camera scans around the crowd, and the commentators begin to talk.)

JR-Tonight we are in Tampa, Florida. Welcome everyone once again to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, tonight joined by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King we have quite the card lined up for the fans of the EMF tonight.

King- Tonight Wade Wilson and Logan Riley will face Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder.

Kris Gaffney-I’m going out on a limb by saying that the Badd Bros will beat…

King-Anyways, let’s go to the first match.

JR-That was a sudden response from the King, but ok…I’m getting word that the match is about to start anyways. Let’s get to our opening contest as the Rock, and Daniel Bryan face the former tag team champions, the Usos’.

(“If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks out on the stage. “Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. The Rock and Daniel Bryan stare down, before they continue down to the ring, and they step inside of the ring. They do their normal poses in the ring, then wait for their opponents music to start to play.)

JR-These two have a spotty history to say the least.

King-They aren’t fans of each other, but we keep putting them together.

Kris Gaffney-Guess there is something to say for car wrecks.

The lights go out and begin to flash blue as we hear "Done With That (Day One Remix)" by CFO$ over the loud speakers. The fans have a big POP and begin chanting "USOS" as the two brothers slowly walk out from the back. They stand at center stage and look out to the crowd and then at eachother. They tap their forearms together and begin their walk to the ring. Focused and confident both brothers climb into the ring and feed off of the fans awaiting the match to begin as Jey stays outside, and Jimmy goes into the ring.

JR-The Usos’ are looking to get back to where they were.

King-It wasn’t too long ago these two were the tag team champions, I guess we will see if losing to the Melon Club.

Kris Gaffney-I guess we’ll find out if these two are as good as they seemed to be earlier in their EMF career.

[The Rock and Daniel Bryan are arguing over who will face off against the Usos. But before they can really argue, Jimmy Uso goes on the attack, the Rock steps into the punch, and he blocks a punch, and he hits one of his own, and he hits another one. Jimmy Uso backs up, and he goes for a super kick. The Rock ducks under, and he hooks Jimmy Uso. He lifts him up, and drops Jimmy Uso on his back. Jimmy Uso crashes into the mat, and he bouncs off of the mat. The Rock stands up over Jimmy Uso, and he drops a few stomps on the downed Jimmy Uso. Uso rolls into the corner, and the Rock hits a few stomps on the downed Jimmy Uso into the stomach. He tries to get up to his feet with the help of the corner. The Rock is pushed back by the ref. The Rock backs up, allowing Jimmy Uso to get up all the way. Once he gets up, the Rock hits a running clothesline in the corner, and backs out of the corner. Jimmy Uso stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock lifts him up, and drops him for a somoan drop. The Rock quickly goes into the cover on Jimmy Uso. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………….KICK OUT by Jimmy Uso. The Rock gets up, and he drops a knee drop on the face. Jimmy Uso grabs his face. The Rock goes into the corner, and he makes the tag into Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan comes into the ring Jimmy Uso is getting up with the help of the ropes, and Daniel Bryan pulls him the rest of the way up to his feet, Daniel Bryan measures back on Jimmy Uso, and he connects with a hard knife edge chop. The crowd yells WHOOOO to the move. He tries to whip Jimmy to the ropes, but Jimmy Uso is able to reverse the whip. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air, and he connects with a diving clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Jimmy Uso tries to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan stops that right with a kick to the side of the head. Jimmy Uso falls face first into the mat.]

JR-Jimmy was attempting to get to his feet, Daniel Bryan wasn’t having it.

King-That puts a new meaning into the phrase he’s being held down.

Kris Gaffney-Never thought Daniel Bryan would be the one holding anyone down..

[Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, and he does the YES taunt in the corner. He runs out of the corner trying to do the running knee, but Jimmy Uso is able to catch him off guard with a super kick that puts him down on the mat. Jimmy Uso keeps on his feet, and he dives, and he makes the tag to Jey. Jey comes into the ring, and he picks up Daniel Bryan. He hits a few forearm shots to the face, he grabs Daniel Bryans arm, and Irish whips Daniel Bryan hits the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that send shim flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Daniel Bryan gets up, and Jey Uso picks him up, and he plants him down with a body slam.]

JR-The Jey Uso seems like he wants to end this.

King-You don’t know that JR…maybe he’s going for a fist drop.

Kris Gaffney-You’d be a fan of that, wouldn’t you King?

[Jey is on the top rope, Daniel Bryan is up, and he dives on the top rope. Jey falls on the top turnbuckle. Jey falls to the mat. Daniel Bryan makes the tag to the Rock. The Rock comes into the ring, and he hits a fist to Jimmy. He turns around, Jey is up to his feet. He goes for a super kick. The Rock ducks under, he hooks Jey, and drops him for the Rock Bottom!! The Rock goes into the cover on Jey. The ref counts 1……………..2…………….3!!]

JR-Rock Bottom!! The Rock gets the victory for his team!!

("The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He throws grapes to the audience. He steps inside of the ring, and he waits for his opponent.)

JR- After survival of the fittest, Kenny will be looking to bounce back against his very tough opponent, Joey Gambino this week. KG- He bounces when the Melon Gods allow it.

King- What!? WHERE THE HELL IS MELONIA!?

(The lights go out and lights come on switching from red to green as we hear "Money" by Pink Floyd over the loud speakers. The fans sing along and we hear a mixture of cheers and jeers as "The White Devil" Joey Gambino steps out from the back. He stand at center stage sporting black shades and a black suit. He look out to the crowd and then rips the suit off and tosses his glasses into the crowd. He taps his chest and yells and then begins his walk to the ring. Focused and confident Joey climbs into the ring and feeds off of the fans awaiting the match to begin as he looks at the ring around him with a smile on his face.)

JR- Joey burst onto the scene knocking everybody down, hes been in quite the downfall as of late, I'm sure hes hoping to change that tonight.

KG- Guess that all depends on what the Melon Gods want.

King- What!? WHERE THE HELL IS MELONIA!?

(The ref checks with both opponents and then motions for the bell.)

DING! DING! DING!

(The match begins with Joey beginning to walk towards Kenny, Kenny whips a grape at him, but Joey moves his head as the grape wings by his head and into the stands. Once close enough Joey throws a hard right, Kenny ducks under and when Joey turns to square up hes met with a side kick to the gut which pushes him into the corner. Kenny climbs the turnbuckle Joey is against and begins to punch him. Kenny, still on the turnbuckle pulls out another grape and tosses it into his own mouth to eat, before he us able to throw down some more punches, Joey lifts him up onto his shoulders, runs forward and drops Kenny down with a hard powerbomb. Joey sits up, wipes his face and then back to his feet. He hits Kenny with a stomp which causes Kenny to roll over to his stomach. Joey wraps his arms around Kenny, lifts him up off the ground and nails a suplex, without letting go he stands up, lifts Kenny and repeats, once, twice, on the third he let's go of Kenny as Kenny goes flying and winds up rolling outside of the ring. The ref asks Joey to stay in the ring.)

Ref- ONE!..... TWO!

(Kenny reaches up grabbing the ring apron to help pull himself up.)

Ref- THREE!

(Once hes up he stumbles a little away from the ring.)

Ref- FOUR!

(Joey bounces off the ropes and then runs towards Kenny, Joey suicide dives right over the top of the ropes causing them both to crash into the barricade and reset the refs count.)

Ref- ONE!..... TWO..... THREE.....

(Joey grabbing at his head stands back to his feet.)

Ref- FOUR!.....

(Joey grabs Kenny and lifts him up, on the way up he smashes his knee into Kenny's gut and walks him towards the ring.)

Ref- FIVE!

(Joey holding Kenny's arm pushes Kenny a bit away and then yanks him back connecting with a vicious clothesline that causes Kenny to flip and crash into the ground. Joey grabs him by the head and starts to lift Kenny.)

Ref- SIX!

(Joey stuffs Kenny's head between his legs, lifts him up for a powerbomb and slams him right into the edge of the ring.)

Ref- SEVEN!

(Joey lifts Kenny up and slides him into the ring, Joey fallows and then covers Kenny.)

Ref- ONE!..... TWO!..... THHH(KICKOUT!)

Jr- Wow, what toughness shown by Kenny Omegrape!

KG- One of the many positives of having the Melong Gods on your side.

King- Joey wouldn't be in control if Melonia was down here.

(Kenny kicks out. Joey back to his feet, grabs Kenny and whips him into the corner. Joey circles around, sprints and dives spearing Kenny hard. Joey stands up as Kenny falls to his butt with his back against the turnbuckle. Joey circles around again, sprints, jumps and drives both knees into the face of Kenny splitting his nose open as blood begins to flow out of it. Joey rolls Kenny away from the turnbuckle, he grabs Kenny by the ankles and begins to spin. He goes faster and faster and eventually Kenny's back is off of the ring as they spin and the fans begin counting the seconds.)

Fans- ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE! THIRTEEN! FOURTEEN FIFTEEN!

(Joey let's Kenny go as Kenny goes flying through the air smashing hard into the mat and Joey stumbles from being dizzy, catching himself on the ropes. As Kenny rolls on the ground Joey makes his way to the turnbuckle. He climbs the turnbuckle and once ontop he leaps off with a frog splash. After landing it he hooks Kenny's leg for the pin.)

Ref- ONE!..... TWO!..... THHHHRRR (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Bah gawd! There is no quit in Kenny Omegrape tonight.

KG- When the Melon Gods allow it to be, it shall be.

King- But, if Melonia was out here he'd have won already.

(Joey smacks the canvas and stands back to his feet. He lifts Kenny up and whips him into the ropes and on the return he tosses Kenny high into the air and as Kenny drops down hes met with a hard uppercut which seemingly knocks Kenny unconscious. Again, Joey goes for the pin.)

Ref- ONE!..... TWO!..... THHHRRR (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Wow! What a punch from Joey, I dont know how Kenny survived that.

KG: Answer to that is a simple one Jr, clearly you aren't paying attention. The Melon Gods!

King: I think his head is in the upper level of the arena, maybe Melonia caught it!

(Joey begins yelling at the ref. He gets back to his feet stalking the ref holding up three fingers. Joey turns, lunges forward and hits Kenny with a hard soccer kick to the ribs. Joey reaches down, lifts Kenny to his feet and throws him hard into the ropes, on the return Joey attempts a clothesline that Kenny is able to duck and continue to the other ropes. On the return Joey attempts a dropkick, but Kenny baseball slides right under Joey, both quickly back to their feet, but Kenny hits Joey with a sidekick right to the side of the leg which causes Joey to fall to one knee and then is met with a roundhouse to the face which drops him to the ground. Kenny seemingly exhausted, he reaches into his trunks and pulls out a handful of grapes he tosses into his mouth and seemingly gets all of his energy back. Kenny let's out a loud yell as he runs towards the ropes and on the return leaps into the air and smashes his back hard into the chest and gut on Joey. Kenny jumps back to his feet and throws both arms to the side letting out a loud yell. As Joey rolls over and attempts to stand up Kenny takes a step back, lunges forward hitting Joey with a hard soccer kick to the face which causes blood to go flying. Kenny goes for the cover.)

Ref- ONE!..... TWO!...... THHH(KICKOUT!)

Jr- Bah Gawd! I think Joey might need dentures after that one. Now both men are bleeding! How did he kick out?

KG: Because the Melon Gods said "not yet my son."

King: Emma, if you need a man with a full set of teeth, I'm available!

(Kenny back to his feet. He lifts Joey up and attempts to throw him into the ropes, but Joey reverses it and throws Kenny instead, on the return Joey attempts a clothesline that's ducked by Kenny, Kenny stops and as Joey turns around hes met with a Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper! Kenny taunts Joey as Joey slowly gets to his feet and then Kenny hits him with GEESE OIL! And then Kenny falls into the pin.)

Ref- ONE!..... TWO!...... THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer- And your winner, The Fruit Ninja, KENNY OMEGRAPE!

Jr- Wow, he did it! What a finish by Kenny, beating Joey clean with Geese Oil out of nowhere!

KG- It wasn't out if nowhere, it's just that those Melon Gods allowed it!

King- Well, hopefully Melonia comes out later with Walter!

(Kenny Omegrape continues his awkward celebration with grapes as we cut to commercial.)

(“” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega walks out on the stage. People throw grapes at him, he looks annoyed. He slides into the ring.)

King-Wrong guy.

JR- An innocent mistake I’m sure.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure they’ll get it down.

The voices of "Power" are heard throughout the arena as one by one the lights around the stadium are cut out with a loud clack. Soon the only lights visible, outside of the hundreds of cell phone lights, are the spot lights pointing to the center of the stage. from out of the center fog begins to billow out and slowly a figure begins to emerge. Rising out of the fog Prince Donté Shujaa is bathed in light wearing a Vambowain war mask. He continues to slowly ascend until he his standing on the stage and at the line "No one man should have all that power" Donté removes the mask looking straight into the camera with a smirk.

At this point the lights come back on with lots of gold, red, and green. Behind him Tumoni walks out from the back his massive frame walking stoically next to Prince Donté's cocky stride. Prince Donté makes his way down the ramp, throwing a few practice jabs, rolling his neck, and shouting at the fans.

Prince Donté jumps up onto the apron and heads right to the far corner turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top and stares out at the crowd for a moment, looking out at all the EMF fans. Then he swing a hook right, then left, and then he roars out as the crowd makes themselves heard.

Shujaa's face slips back into a smirk as he looks the crowd over once more before hoping down from the turnbuckle.

JR-The former IC champion is looking to get back on the winning track.

King-It would help, he has a long entrance.

[Kenny Omega waits in the corner, he looks ready for the bell to ring. The bell rings, and he rushes in seemly catching Donte Shujaa off guard with a few forearm shots to the face. Donte Shujaa tries to cover up with his arms after the first, and second one go through his defenses trying to limit the damage. Kenny Omega grabs Donte Shujaa head, and snaps him over, and kicks his back. You can see the shock on his face as the sound of boot hitting flesh echo’s through out the arena. Kenny Omega picks up Donte Shujaa, he grabs his arm, and he throws him into the ropes with an Irish whip. He bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omega jumps up, and drives a flying back elbow into the face that drops Donte Shujaa. Attempting to see if he can get a pin here, he pushes him on to his back, Kenny Omega hooks the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..KICK OUT by Prince Donte Shujaa. Kenny Omega gets up, and he stomps down on the shoulder of Donte Shujaa. Donte attempts to get upt o his feet, he drops an elbow, and he picks him up while he’s stunned, and he pushes him into the corner. Kenny Omega hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. The crowd yells “WHOOOOOOO” as each one of them hit. Kenny Omega backs off as the ref tells him to back off. Kenny does as he’s told, but then while he’s doing it, he does his gun taunt as he walks around the ring, before sprinting towards the corner at full speed, jumping and connecting with a flying clothesline in the corner. He waits for Donte Shujaa to stumble towards him, and he picks him up, and he drops him for a back breaker. Donte Shujaa seems like he’s in a lot of trouble. Kenny Omega goes into the corner, and he climbs up to the turnbuckle. He jumps off of turnbuckle. But Donte Shujaa gets up his boot, this catches Kenny Omega. He falls down on the mat.]

JR-The former IC champion just bought himself some time.

King-There is a reason why he was a champion.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if he can do something with it.

[Prince Donte Shujaa and Kenny Omega are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3…………4…..DOnte Shujaa crawls into he corner, and he pulls himself up with the help of the ropes….5………6….Donte is up in the corner. Soon after Kenny Omega staggers up, he runs, and jumps in the air, but Donte moves out of the way. Donte Shujaa waits as Kenny Omega hits his head, and he stumbles backwards. He lifts him up, and he drops him for a belly to back suplex that puts him down on the mat. Donte Shujaa is still slow to get up, once he gets up, he looks around to the crowd. He yells out the name of his finisher, Kingdom Come as he gets ready to attempt to deliver the move.]

JR-Donte Shujaa feels he can end this match right here.

King-You think he’s right?

JR-You never know King.

[Kenny Omega gets up to his feet. Donte goes for the Kingdom Come. Kenny throws him off. Donte goes for a fist, he ducks under. He lifts him up, and drops Donte for the One Winged Angel. Kenny Omega goes into the cover on Donte, the ref counts 1………2…………3!!]

JR-Kenny Omega saw an opening, and took advantage of it.

King-That’s why he’s only a prince, and I’m a king!

(“The Duck song’ blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage along with Jack Heyman. He walks down to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The extreme champion is coming off a successful defense against Joey Gambino.

King-Good, now he can inform of various fruit knowledge!

Kris Gaffney-Think Daryl is feeling the heat…if it goes, he might lose his place on the record to fruit.

JR-Buddy Friend at Survival of the Fittest was able to defeat Daryl Prichard to become the IC champion.

King-Daryl better get a spider king suit upgrade from Tony.

Kris Gaffney-Was the last name Ikeda just a cover name for Stark?

[Suddenly a giant water melon is rolled down the ring. Ashley Irvine jumps out of it yelling WATERMELON!! Walter Melon and Buddy Friend shrug their shoulders, and throw fists to the face, neither one of them are moving, and Walter Melon puts Buddy Friend into a side head lock. Buddy Friend pushes him backwards into the ropes. He whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a shoulder blocks that knocks Walter Melon backwards, and on to the apron. Buddy Friend runs at Walter Melon, and he clotheslines Walter Melon over the top rope that sends both of them flying over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. Buddy Friend however was able to grab a hold of the ropes, and he was able to land on his feet. Buddy Friend looks under the ring. He pulls out…a guitar for some reason. He plays it for a moment, he looks around, and says “why do we have that under the ring”. He shrugs his shoulders, and he smashes it over the head of Walter Melon. Walter Melon goes down on the mat as the guitar shatters all around the ring. Buddy Friend looks like he’s still confused on where the guitar came from. He shakes his head, and he grabs Walter Melon, and he throws him into the ring. Buddy Friend slides into the ring, and he goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2…Walter Melon puts his foot on the bottom rope which stops the count.]

JR-Buddy Friend hesistention might have cost him there.

King- I knew that wasn’t going to work.

Kris Gaffney-Prez Mike keeps those under there, because he was tired of people making fun of his playing a chair guitar.

King-Damn you Wasabi indeed.

[Walter Melon gets picked up by his hair, and he counters with a reverse jaw breaker. Buddy Friend stumbles backwards holding his jaw. He stumbles backwards, and Buddy Friend runs at Walter Melon, Walter Melon sets him up, and he hits an inverted Russian leg sweep that puts him into the second turnbuckle that sends his neck into the middle rope. He rolls around on the mat. Buddy Friend is slow to get up to his feet. Walter Melon pulls out fruit brass knuckles. He smashes it on the face on Buddy Friend, it does effect Buddy, but he’s more confused than hurt. Walter Melon kicks him in the gut, and he puts him down on the mat with a DDT!!]

JR-Well…that worked better than expected.

King-It’s the power of fruit JR!!

[Walter Melon climbs up to the top rope, he jumps off for his splash, but Buddy Friend gets his knee’s up. Walter Melon lands on his knee’s. Walter Melon stunned stands up. Buddy Friend kicks Walter Melon in the gut, and drops him with Kill’em with kindness. Buddy Friend pushes Walter Melon on his back. Buddy Friend goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…………..3!!]

JR-Buddy Friend might have baited Walter with that last move, and gets the win.

King-Melon gods didn’t feel like winning today!

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder walk out. Zack Ryder takes footage of them walking down to the ring, and of the crowd. They step inside of the ring, and await their opponents.)

JR-These two teams faced off in the BWO tag tournament.

King-This is more about the issues brought up at Survival of the Fittest.

Kris Gaffney-And with Logan and Wade…there are a lot of issues.

(“” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley and Wade Wilson walk to the ring in a line very slowly.)

King-Dramatic line walk, always a classic.

Kris Gaffney-The graphic department is a fan.

King-Just as long as we fired whoever helped the Usos’

JR-I have no idea what either of you are talking about…

[Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd with fists pumps. This doesn’t please Logan Riley who hits a kick to the gut of Zack Ryder as the bell rings, he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley goes for a clothesline that he ducks under, and Zack Ryder ducks under. Ryder goes for a belly to back suplex. Logan Riley rolls out of the back on Logan Riley. Zack Ryder measures up, he runs, he goes for a Rough Ryder. Logan Riley is able to block it, and drops him for a power bomb stacking him on his shoulders. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………..2..KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder attempts to get up to his feet, and gets hit with a diving elbow to the back of the head. This puts down Zack Ryder. Logan Riley goes over to Wade Wilson, and he makes the tag to Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson steps inside of the ring, he goes over to Zack Ryder. He twists his arm, and yanks him down on the mat. Zack Ryder hits hard on to the mat. Wade Wilson picks up Zack Ryder to his feet, he lifts him up, and drops him for a back breaker. Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Ryder. The ref makes Wade Wilson back off, Zack Ryder rolls into the corner, and Wade Wilson runs towards Zack Ryder, and he hits a running clothesline in the corner. He turns around, he hooks Zack Ryder into a head lock, and he runs out of the corner, he drops him for a bulldog head lock that puts him down on the mat. Wade Wilson pushes Zack Ryder on his back. There ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!!]

JR-Zack Ryder rolls the shoulder up.

King-Not quite the start that Zack Ryder or Tony wanted.

Kris Gaffney-Feels like it’ll turn around at some point soon.

[Zack Ryder rolls on this stomach after rolling his shoulder up. Wade Wilson gets up to his feet, and Wade Wilson gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet. Wade Wilson kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he goes for the Dead Pool, but before he can execute it Zack Ryder is able to hit a back body drop. Wade Wilson crashes down on the mat. Zack Ryder is standing as Wade Wilson is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder hooks him, and he hits a spinning inverted Russian leg sweep that puts Wade Wilson on his face. Zack Ryder looks towards Tony Ikeda who is waiting for the tag, and Zack Ryder crawls towards the corner, and he finally makes the tag to Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda runs into the ring as Wade Wilson is getting up, and he hits a running forearm shot to the face that knocks Wade Wilson down. Tony hits a fist to Logan Riley which knocks him off of the apron. He gets up, Wade Wilson is up. Tony Ikeda hooks him, and drops him for the full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Wade Wilson. The ref counts 1…………2……..KICK OUT by Wade Wilson!!]

JR-The full nelson slam didn’t quite finish Wade Wilson.

King-Bet he is wishing for the days when it did.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that he’s more worried about those darn kids on his lawn.

[Tony Ikeda makes the tag to Zack Ryder. But before Tony Ikeda can go back on the apron, Logan Riley pulls him out of the ring. Zack Ryder measures up, and he goes for the Rough Ryder, Wade Wilson is able to block it, and he throws Zack Ryder off. He lands on his feet. Wade Wilson kicks Ryder in the gut doubling him over. He hooks him, and drops him for the Dead Pool. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………..2………..3!!]

JR-Through the chaos, Off Constantly wins this match.

King-Well, that started out well.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that Logan is shocked.

King-John Cena is the perfect tag team partner for him though…just saying…

(Logan Riley slides into the ring and celebrates with Wade Wilson as Shockwave goes off the air.)