(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once it ends we go into the arena in St. Louis as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on. Fans wave their signs, some signs say “Bad Company fears the Godfather”, “Sadd Company”, and “I want the Marina treatment!”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, we have quite a show for you tonight. I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And that’s very true JR, we have an exciting show headlined by the Extreme champion and the #1 contender to the world title in the future, Randy Orton facing Bad Company.

Kris Gaffney-As well as a heated battle with Firestorm, Abyss, and Mike New.

(“Killer Queen” is playing as Madison Rayne is still stomping in the ring in her purple bra and panties..)

King-Guess they made Madison take the Marina treatment.

Kris Gaffney-Think Ashley’s phone would make any girl in their bra and panties.

JR-That little girl…is interesting.

(“Generic theme” blasts on the PA system as Jackie Gayda walks out in her bra and panties. She slides into the ring.)

JR-This match is not for the women’s title.

King-It’s kind of being booked in the fly.

[Madison Rayne and Jackie Gayda pace around the ring, they lock up, and Madison Rayne is able to go behind Jackie Gayda, and she puts her in a hammer lock. Jackie looks for a way out of the hold, and she is able to counter it with a fireman’s carry, and she puts on the pressure of an arm bar of her own, and Madison Rayne gets up to her feet, and looks for a way out of the hold on her own, and she backs to the ropes, bringing Jackie with her, and she whips Jackie off of the ropes, and as she comes off of the ropes. Jackie hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Madison Rayne. Madison Rayne gets up to her feet, and Jackie Gayda picks up Madison Rayne over her shoulder, but Madison Rayne slides out of the back. Madison Rayne charges at the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Madison Rayne goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Jackie Gayda. Madison Rayne turns around, and Jackie Gayda is able to hit a standing drop kick that knocks her down, and Madison Rayne falls backwards, and out of the ropes, and Madison Rayne hits hard into the floor. Jackie Gayda measures up on Madison Rayne who is getting up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Jackie Gayda charges at the Madison Rayne, and she hits a baseball slide that connects on Madison Rayne. This stumbles her backwards, and she hits hard into the guard rail. Slowly Jackie Gayda rolls out of the ring, and she waits for Madison Rayne to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Madison Rayne gets kicked in the gut as she turns towards where Jackie Gayda is waiting, and Jackie Gayda sets up Madison Rayne. Jackie Gayda sets up Madison Rayne, and puts her in vertical suplex, and then hits it. Madison Rayne is in pain, and Jackie Gayda pulls up Madison Rayne, and she throws her into the ring, and climbs up on the apron, and she climbs up to the apron. She waits for Madison Rayne to get up to her feet.]

JR-Jackie Gayda has remained in control.

King-Well Madison is going to have to think of something.

Kris Gaffney-Well…think it’s hard to do anything in her bra and panties, I mean I’m having a hard time doing my job as it is.

[Jackie Gayda is measuring up, but suddenly Madison Rayne gets up quickly, and she charges up the corner, and she hits an arm drag, and this sends Jackie Gayda flying off of the top rope. She crashes hard on the mat, and slowly she gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Madison Rayne grabs Jackie Gayda to the corner, and she smashes Jackie Gayda face into the corner. Madison Rayne hits a few stomps into the gut, and this stuns Jackie Gayda. Madison Rayne whips Jackie Gayda out of the corner, and she crashes into the corner on the opposite side, and Jackie Gayda stumbles out of the corner, and Madison Rayne sets up, and hits a belly to belly suplex that connects on Jackie Gayda. Jackie Gayda is down on the mat, and slowly Madison Rayne see’s Jackie Gayda get to her feet, and Madison Rayne hits a quick kick to the gut that doubles over Jackie Gayda, and Madison Rayne hits a sit down face buster that drives down Jackie Gayda face first, and because she considers herself a great tag team wrestler. Madison Rayne believes that this is the chance to try to get a pin, and get a win for her. Madison Rayne pushes Jackie Gayda to her back, and the ref counts the 1…………………2…………….kick out by Jackie Gayda. Madison Rayne yells at the ref, and then focuses, and she hits a few stomps on the downed Jackie Gayda. Madison Rayne gets told to back up, and she does this. Jackie Gayda rolls into the ropes, and Madison Rayne waits as Jackie falls on the second rope, and Madison Rayne charges at Jackie Gayda, and comes crashing down on the back of Jackie Gayda.]

JR-Madison wants to get this match over with.

King-Not sure what she is so embarrassed about, she was standing in the ring in her bra and panties for hours.

[Jackie Gayda stumbles up to her feet, and Madison charges at Jackie, Jackie side steps, and pushes Madison to the ropes, and she bounces off. Jackie picks up Madison on her shoulders, and drives her down with the F-Off! Jackie goes into the cover on Madison, and the ref counts the 1………….2…………3!]

JR-Madison took her eye of the ball, and Jackie was able to capitalize.

Kris Gaffney-Guess she was too busy trying to this match over with.

JR-Before we get to the next match, we have some exciting news, there are rumors that the EMF has signed two big named free agents.

King-Is it...um...CM Punk...and um...CM Punk? Kris Gaffney-No...think that ship sailed a long time ago.

JR-We have no exact details, but we were able to obtain this short video from a hidden video from the Vice President's office.

King-Something tells me I would have perfered the President's office....all the action goes on there...

(We fade into a video, we can see Amy at her desk, but whoever is seated on the other side is slightly off screen.)

.::Amy::.-No, I'm the Vice President of the EMF. As for the person who contacted you, that's a bit of a mystery to even me, I was told through another person, through another person that they had two new talents arriving from both WWE, and TNA. I was quite surprised when I read the contracts. I was just told a general area when you two would show up, so that's why when I had some business to deal with outside the door, I thought I could juggle it.

(The camera starts to fade for some reason, and finally fade out completely.)

Kris Gaffney-I hate technology...

(“The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the crowd boos as the Gambler walks out ot the ring, and mocks the crowd as he gets inside of the ring.)

JR-This man always had the potential to do great things.

King-I’m the only one NOT happy to see him…I owe him a lot.

Kris Gaffney-Guess you should have folded them.

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard was attacked last week, and that’s why were having this match this week.

King-REVENGE. *holds up a club*

Kris Gaffney-When do you think that joke will get old?

King-When I put down my weapon…which will be ever *smashes Kris with the club*

[Gambler and Rad Hazard face off in the middle of the ring, and both of them talk trash, and Rad Hazard throws a fist, but it’s blocked by the Gambler, and the Gambler crushes his hand, and Rad Hazard throws a fist with the free hand, and Gambler is able to double under hook Rad Hazard, and hits a double under hook suplex that sends Rad Hazard down to the mat, and Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and once he does the Gambler hits a running clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and once he does he is dazed, and Rad Hazard gets hit with a few fists to the face. Rad Hazard stumbles backwards, and the Gambler whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Gmabler goes for a big boot to the face, but Rad Hazard is able to duck it, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the toher side of the ring, and Rad Hazard goes for a vertical body press, but it’s countered by The Gambler who catches Rad Hazard, and then he drives him into the corner. He crashes into the corner, and Rad Hazard is in the corner, and the Gambler hits a few shoulders into the gut, and this makes Rad Hazard be stunned, the Gambler is asked to back out of the corner, and he does this. The Gambler laughs as he’s doing it through, and he goes into the corner, and he hits a hard fist to the face, and the Gambler knowing that Rad Hazard is dazed, and he sets up Rad Hazard, and he hip tosses him high into the air, and he crashes into the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he does, Gambler is waiting, and the Gambler picks up Rad Hazard into a military press, and drops him in a military press slam, and Rad Hazard is in pain, and the Gambler waits as Rad Hazard slowly gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard is up, the Gambler sets up Rad Hazard, and hits one belly to belly suplex, he rolls up, and he gets up, and he hits another one, rolls, and gets up to his feet. He gets up to his feet, and he goes for the third one, but Rad Hazard is able to roll out of the third one. Rad Hazard runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and the Gambler turns around, and Rad Hazard thinking he is going to catch Gambler off guard continues, but the Gambler was not taken off guard, and the Gambler drives down Rad Hazard with a spinning side slam on Rad Hazard, and the Gambler goes into the cover,a nd the ref counts the 1…………….2…………………….KICK OUT by Rad Hazard. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and he argues with the ref.]

JR-The Gambler thought he had.

King-Well, we haven’t forgotten about the Gambler’s legendary temper.

Kris Gaffney-It’s helped, and hurt him at times.

[The Gambler pulls up Rad Hazard, and Rad Hazard counters this with a reverse jaw breaker on the Gambler. Rad Hazard falls on the ropes, and the Gambler gets up to his feet. He charges at Rad Hazard, and Rad Hazard ducks the move, and is able to low bridge the ropes. The Gambler falls out of the ring, and out of the floor. Rad Hazard takes his time, and he goes up to the top rope, and he waits on the top rope as the Gambler gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard leaps off, and he hits a flying cross body that sends both Gambler, and Rad Hazard down to the mat. Rad Hazard, and the Gambler are down on the mat, and slowly they both get up with the help of each other using each other as a post, suddenly the Gambler comes out of the haze, and hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Rad Hazard. Hazard is stunned, and the Gambler picks him up for what seems to be an over the shoulder move, but Rad Hazard is able to slide out of the back, and Gambler turns around, and Rad Hazard kicks in the gut, and he hits a kick to the gut, and he doubles over the Gambler. Rad Hazard is able double under hook the Gambler, and hits a double arm DDT that plants the Gambler. Rad Hazard not wanting to win this match via count out rolls into the ring, and breaks up the count, and he rolls back into the ring. As the Gambler is now on one knee trying to shake off the effects of that last move, and Rad Hazard pulls him up, and he throws him into the ring. Rad Hazard rolls into the ring, and he measures up on the Gambler who is getting up as Rad Hazard stalks behind him, and Rad Hazard hits a running face crusher from behind. The Gambler bounces off the mat, and turns almost perfectly for a set up into the corner. Rad Hazard goes into the corner, and pulls himself up to the second rope, and leaps off of the second turnbuckle for a second rope frog splash. Rad Hazard goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………..2……….KICK OUT by the Gambler.]

JR-The Gambler was able to kick out at the last moment.

King-We do need to remember the rust factor.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…even I know about that one.

[Rad Hazard goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, but suddenly the Gambler is up, and he charges at the corner, and hits a big boot that makes Rad Hazard fall on the top rope. The Gambler climbs up, and hooks Rad Hazard, and hits the Royal Flush on Rad Hazard. The Gambler goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1…………..2………….3!]

JR-The Gambler has returned to defeat Rad Hazard!

King-Pretty impressive, Rad has done some great things over the last few months.

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, he does his pose in the isle way, and his pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, and he continues to the ring.)

JR-Abyss last week had a fire we have not seen from him in a while.

King-That’s good.

Kris Gaffney-Wish I had that fire….at any time.

(“Mike New’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-People are talking about this exciting new talent.

King-I’m waiting for New puns.

Kris Gaffney-Think they’ll be as popular as Badd Pun’s?

King-NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

(“Slither” blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Firestorm is world title contender for a reason.

King-He uses the smoke machine to think of interesting new ways to win a match.

Kris Gaffney-If it works don’t knock it.

[Mike New, Firestorm, and Abyss pace around the ring, and Firestorm and Mike New lock up as Abyss watches back as he seemly is smart to try to pick his spot. Anyways, Firestorm hits a few hammer blows to the arm of Mike New, it looks like Mike New is stunned, but suddenly Mike New is able to counter with an arm drag. This sends Mike New flying, and he gets up to his feet, and Mike New hits a running clothesline that knocks down Firestorm. Abyss comes into the picture as Mike New is waiting for Firestorm to get up to his feet, and charges at Mike New, but Mike New is able to side step Abyss, and throws him into Firestorm who has gotten up to his feet, and Firestorm falls out of the ring, and on to floor around ring side. Mike New waits as Abyss is dazed, and Mike New runs to the ropes, and he leaps off, and he hits a kick to the side of the head that stuns Abyss enough to make him fall into the corner, and Mike New measures up as Abyss is dazed in the corner, and Mike New closes to the gap, and he hits a few stomps into the gut of Abyss, and Mike New is able to try to whip Abyss into the corner, but it’s reversed by Abyss. Mike New crashes into the corner, and then after that Abyss charges into the corner, but Mike New moves out of the way, and Abyss crashes into the corner. Mike New hits a kick to the gut, sets up Abyss, and hits an impaler DDT on Abyss. Mike New hits a forearm shot to the face of Firestorm who has gotten up to the apron, and this makes him fall into the arena floor once again. Mike New gets up to the top rope, and he waits for Abyss to get up to his feet, and once he does. Mike New leaps off of the top rope, but a big boot is waiting for him as he comes down by Abyss. Mike New falls down to the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Mike New. Mike New gets up stunned, and Abyss whips Mike New off of the ropes, and as Mike New bounces off of the ropes, Abyss drops down, and Mike New leaps over him, but instead of bouncing off of the ropes, he hits a baseball slide on Firestorm. Firestorm stays out of the action once again. Mike New gets up, and Abyss picks up Mike New, and drops him for a shock treatment! Mike New is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does get up to his feet, Mike New gets grabbed around the throat, and lifted up, and driven down with a choke slam that drives him into the mat.]

JR-Abyss might have it here.

King- That would be an impress winning streak.

Kris Gaffney-Think I could equal it?

King-NO!

[Abyss goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………….2…………..Firestorm reaches from the outside, and pulls Abyss out of the cover, and Firestorm hits a knee lift that stuns Abyss, and Firestorm hits a knee lift, and stuns Abyss, and Abyss is stunned as Firestorm whips him hard into the ring steps. Firestorm doesn’t go after Mike New as he waits to work on Abyss who is getting up to his feet, Firestorm hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Abyss, and Firestorm sets up, using all his leverage, he hits a snap suplex. That makes Abyss in pain, Firestorm goes over to the Abyss after a time pumping up the crowd. He pulls Abyss up to his feet, but it’s countered by Abyss who reaches up, and grabs Firestorm by the throat, but Firestorm is able to counter by hitting few kicks to the gut, which breaks up the choke slam. Firestorm backs up, and Firestorm grabs a chair, being that this is a no DQ match he waits and he smashes to the head of Abyss, and Firestorm goes into the ring. Mike New is up to his feet, and Firestorm goes for a running clothesline, but it’s ducked by Mike New, and Mike New hits a kick to the gut, and Mike new runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm is able to side step, and throw Mike New to the opposite side ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm hits a spinning, double A, spine buster that makes it clear that Firestorm is not going to give his spot. Not a dog spot, not a liver spot….you know the rest, anyways Firestorm goes into the cover on Mike New, and the ref counts the 1…………………2……………….KICK OUT by Mike New. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and he calls for the Firestarter. Mike New gets up to his feet, and Firestorm kicks Mike New in the gut, and goes for the Firestarter. But it’s countered by Mike New who pushes Firestorm off, Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Mike New goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked, Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, but is coming in faster than expected. Mike New, and Firestorm hits heads, and both go down to the mat.]

JR-Both these wrestlers are giving their all here.

King-They also got a huge headache right now.

Kris Gaffney-We all do.

[Abyss comes into the ring being recovered, and see’s Mike New down, and he see’s he can take advantage of this situation, he goes over to Mike New and tries pick him up, but it’s countered into the Lockness Monster! Abyss is struggling knowing that he’s in trouble, and that he needs a counter now as Mike New doesn’t have it fully locked in. He uses his free hand to grab Mike New around the throat, and using all his strength he is able to lift Mike New off of the mat. But Mike New knowing that it’s within the rules, he rakes Abyss’ eyes. Mike New stumbles up, and charges at Abyss, and Abyss, and Mike New hits a double big boot on each other. Abyss falls out of the ropes on to the floor, Abyss is very stunned, because he got a hit with a trademark move, but he looks pissed. But suddenly from the entrance way Katie Lea is in the isle way. Abyss looks to Katie, confused, and then he walks to Katie as seemly she has something of interest for Abyss. Inside of the ring, Mike New is up, and so is Firestorm. Firestorm goes for a super kick, Mike New is able to duck it, suddenly he stops, and see’s Christian on the isle saying something to him on the apron. Firestorm doesn’t seem to agree with what is being said, but finally he turns around, and hits the House of Pain on Firestorm! Mike New goes into the cover on Firestorm, and unopposed, he gets the 1…………….2…………….3!]

JR-Mike New just pinned a former world title contender.

King-Weird, wonder what’s up with Abyss and Katie.

Kris Gaffney-We never know.

(OOC-Great RP war Abyss and Mike New, it sucks only one could win. Also, this isn't my Christian character.)

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond and Big Sal walks to the ring with Tony Valentino.)

JR-These two are always ready for a fight.

King-They aren’t related to Finlay, and love to fight?

Kris Gaffney-No, I don’t think we want to go through THAT again.

JR-How the hell did King pull that out of what I said..

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as team of Randy Orton and Degenerate walk to their ring, and they slide into the ring.)

JR-This is team with…Attitude?

King-Indeed.

[Degenerate and Dewey Pond pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Degenerate hits a knee into the gut. This doubles over Dewey Pond, and Degenerate hits a short arm clothesline sends Dewey Pond down to the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he does Degenerate hits a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond backs up to the ropes, and he tries to whip Dewey Pond off of the ropes, but it’s reversed by Dewey Pond. Degenerate bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond lowers his head, and Degenerate is able to grab Dewey Pond’s hair, and throws him down to the mat, and he gets up to his feet. Degenerate hits a running clothesline, and Degenerate waits as Dewey Pond gets up, and Dewey Pond gets up, and he gets up to his feet, and he gets with a standing drop kick that knocks him down to the mat. Dewey Pond goes down to the mat, and once he does. Dewey Pond backs into the corner, and Degenerate hits a few fists to the face. Degenerate is told to back out of the corner, and he does as the ref tells. Degenerate makes the tag to Randy Orton. Randy Orton goes into the corner where Dewey Pond is in, and Randy Orton hits a kick to the gut that stuns Dewey Pond. Randy Orton sets up Dewey Pond, and Randy Orton goes for a vertical suplex. Dewey Pond is able to shift his weight, and he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Randy Orton goes for a clothesline that Dewey Pond ducks it. He continues to the other side of the ring, and he bouces off of the ropes on the other side of the ring. Randy Orton goes for a power slam on Dewey Pond. Randy Orton goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………….2…………kick out by Dewey Pond. Randy Orton puts on a chin lock, and the ref makes sure it’s not a choke, and Randy Orton puts on the pressure on Dewey Pond as Dewey Pond is slow to find a way out of the hold, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up. Dewey Pond hits a few elbows to the gut which breaks the grip of Randy Orton, and Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for a flying forearm shot to the face of Randy Orton. Randy Orton moves out of the way, and Dewey Pond crashes into the mat. Randy Orton waits for Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Randy Orton hits a kick to the gut, and lifts up Dewey Pond. He holds up Dewey Pond, and drops him for an elevated reverse neck breaker on Dewey Pond. Randy Orton goes to the outside of the ring, and pumps up the crowd, and he climbs up to the top rope.]

JR-Randy Orton is looking to try to put away this match right here.

King-When is the last time that he has gone to the top rope.

Kris Gaffney-I think those days of Orton were killed off by too many poses.

[Randy Orton is on the top rope, but suddenly Dewey Pond runs up to the top rope, and sets up Randy Orton and he hits a super belly to belly suplex off of the top rope. This sends Randy Orton crashing into the mat below. Orton is in pain, and both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Randy Orton gets up to his feet, and he goes for a fist to the face of Dewey Pond. But Dewey Pond is able to duck under, and Randy Orton is able to duck it, and Dewey Pond takes down Randy Orton with a double leg take down, and sets up Randy Orton, and hits a catapault that sends Randy Orton flying into the corner, and he crashes into the corner. Randy Orton turns around as Dewey Pond charges into the corner, and he hits a big splash into the corner, and Randy Orton stumbles out of the corner, and once he does Dewey Pond picks up Randy Orton, and puts him on his shoulders. Randy Orton gets hit with a gut buster. Dewey Pond takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet, and once he gets hit a running clothesline that knocks down Randy Orton. Randy Orton gets up, just much more dazed this time, and he gets hit with a few hard fists to the face. Randy Orton stumbles backwards, and Dewey Pond whips Randy Orton to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond drives down Randy Orton for a falling spinebuster, and rolls into the cover on Randy Orton, and the ref counts the 1………..2…………..KICK OUT by Randy Orton!]

JR-Randy Orton is in trouble here.

King-Well it’s not that surprising, Dewey Pond is dangerous man.

Kris Gaffney-We know this.

[Dewey climbs out of the ring, and looks to be going to the outside of the ring, but Randy Orton is getting up faster than expected. Dewey Pond tries to go at Randy Orton, but Randy Orton answers with a kick to the face of Dewey Pond. Randy Orton sets up, and hits an elevated DDT. Both wrestlers are down, and looks to make the tag to their partner, the ref has his back turned. Suddenly Big Sal gets dropped off of the apron, and Sal is stunned, but he turns around, and he see’s Brent Pond. Sal looks pissed at Brent, and he is going after him, but as Brent says something that we can’t hear Sal stops for a moment. Inside of the ring, Dewey is yelling for Sal to get back. Sal turns back, and goes back into the ring but is headed off by Degenerate, and Dewey Pond turns around right into an RKO! Randy Orton goes for the cover, and the ref counts the 1………….2………..3!]

JR-Degenerate and Orton have won this match.

King-Brent Pond sticks his nose in his family’s business again.

Kris Gaffney-Well…at least he is family.

(Big Sal, and Dewey Pond look at each other frustrated as Brent Pond backs away pleased with himself as Shockwave goes off the air.)