EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen as we go through the EMF Shockwave video. Finally the video ends as we go into the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, and the lights turn on to reveal fans yelling and waving their signs. Some say "waiting for my gold plated diva", "I stole Firestorm's pancakes", and "I'm....moer..drunker than Chad...and Brandon") JR-Welcome to another great edition of Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "The King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney. King-Headlined by a preview of sorts of Last Stand. Kris Gaffney-Sounds pretty interesting, more interesting than what's going on with my basketball team…by the way…go to my games…give me money! ("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks ot the ring.) JR-This is SammyExtreme's speciality match. King-This could be considered his First Blood. Kris Gaffney-Among many things. ("The Bleeding " blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Troy Gafgen has been making quite a strong come back lately. King-ignoring the Extreme contenders match, right? Kris Gaffney-Of course! [SammyExtreme and Troy Gafgen pace around the ring, and SammyExtreme charges at Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme continues to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. SammyExtreme goes for a flying shoulder block, but the bigger Troy Gafgen is able to take him out of the air with his own shoulder block that obviously stops SammyExtreme's shoulder block. SammyExtreme crashes hard on the mat, and SammyExtreme seems a bit hurt. SammyExtreme slowly gets up to his feet, and SammyExtreme hits a running clothesline that knocks down SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme gets up by the nearest turnbuckle. But seemly Troy Gafgen is unwilling to let go, and let SammyExtreme any breathing room. So she starts to smash his head into the turnbuckle 1……………..2……………..3………….4………….5……………6…………7…………8………….9……..10 times. Troy Gafgen backs off, as SammyExtreme stays in the corner holding himself up with the ropes. Troy Gafgen hits a fist to the face, and SammyExtreme reels in the corner, and Troy Gafgen takes SammyExtreme out of the corner, and Troy Gafgen whips SammyExtreme off of the ropes. SammyExtreme bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen goes for a standing clothesline that is ducked under by SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme continues to the other side of the ropes, as SammyExtreme bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen hits a tirtler whirl slam. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Troy Gafgen knowing that he can't go for the cover, decides to use the rules of this match to his advantage. He rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a table, then he slides it into the ring. Troy Gafgen rolls into the ring, and Troy Gafgen sets up the table in the ring, and Troy Gafgen waits for SammyExtreme to get up. Once he does, Troy Gafgen kicks him in the gut, and puts him in power bomb position, he lifts up Sammy Extreme. Turns towards the table that he set up, and drives SammyExtreme through the table.] JR-That doesn't end the match, the table must be on fire. King-This must be MDK's least favorite match type… Kris Gaffney-I wonder why that is… [Troy Gafgen decides that since he's smashed SammyExtreme enough, that it's time to try to end this match. Troy Gafgen slides out of the ring, and grabs a table, and throws it into the ring. He grabs the lighting stuff, and puts it in the ring too. Troy Gafgen puts the talbe on the corner, and sets it up with the lighting stuff, and lights it on fire. Troy Gafgen backs up as SammyExtreme climbs up to his feet near the table, and Troy Gafgen goes for a spear on SammyExtreme through the flaming table, but before he hits it. SammyExtreme dives out of the way, and Troy Gafgen crashes into the table. Breaking it, and the fire goes out as he hits it. Troy Gafgen rolls around in pain, but since he put himself through the table, it doesn't count to end the match. SammyExtreme uses this chance to rest up, and SammyExtreme after sometime. SammyExtreme pulls himself up in the corner. Troy Gafgen is up to his feet, and he charges at SammyExtreme in the corner, and goes for a big splash in the corner. But SammyExtreme moves out of the way, and Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards, and SammyExtreme hits a reverse neck breaker. Troy Gafgen is in pain, and SammyExtreme is able to take his time to rest up, and as Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, he is met with a few fists that back up Troy Gafgen. SammyExtreme tries to whip Troy Gafgen off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Troy Gafgen. SammyExtreme bounces off of the ropes, and SammyExtreme leaps in the air and hits a flying shoulder block that stumbles back Troy Gafgen, and Troy Gafgen falls out of the ropes on to the apron, and SammyExtreme measures up on Troy Gafgen as Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and SammyExtreme hits a baseball slide that takes out the feet of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen falls off of the apron, and Troy Gafgen hits his face on to the mat. SammyExtreme rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair from ring side. SammyExtreme waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet, and as Troy Gafgen gets up, SammyExtreme blasts Troy Gafgen on the side of the head with the chair.] JR-SammyExtreme has taken control of this match. King-that's never a good sign. JR-You could fake like this isn't predictable. King-NEVER! [SammyExtreme rolls out of the ring and brings in a table, and puts it into the ring, and puts it in the corner. SammyExtreme turns around, and out of no where Troy Gafgen hits his former finisher the crack of dawn! With this chance, Troy Gafgen takes the lighter, and the lighter fluid to set the table on fire! Troy Gafgen picks up the limp SammyExtreme up on his shoulder. He charges at the flaming table to throw SammyExtreme into the table. But SammyExtreme slides out of the back, Sammy gives a slight push on Troy, using mostly Troy's own momentum (not so much the push) against him. Troy falls into the table to give SammyExtreme the win] Kris Gaffney-Does that count? JR-Well…Sammy did have something to do with pushing Troy into the table, even if it was most of his own momentum. King-What about that time when Jamal threw a table at Jeff Hardy, and it broke, they didn't count that…did they? JR-Eeerrr…JR puts on shades, takes a neuralyzer, uses it..that's right, I'm right. I'm always right [SammyExtreme gets up to his feet, but before he can celebrate his win. He gets run over by Troy hitting a big boot to the face. Troy doesn't look happy with the fluke win as he walks out.] (Note: It wasn't that Troy's RP was written badly, but he could have used it differently. That's as far as I'll go, if needs help, don't quote me on this, because I haven't done it yet. But I think I can show him a way to use it. Sammy also stepped up in this RP.) ("Bodies" blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring.) JR-What do you think of the new theme. King-I never noticed the theme… Kris Gaffney-You didn't notice that she once had the same theme as Maria? King-She had the same theme as Maria now? ("Light a Fire" blasts on the PA system as Ashley Massaro walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.) JR-This is a rare appearance by Ashley Massaro. King-I'm pretty sure Amy's daughter approves. Kris Gaffney-Why's that? King-….I'm….not….sure… [Ashley Massaro and Marina pace around the ring, and Ashley Massaro and Marina lock up. Ashley Massaro takes down Marina with a back heel trip, Marina falls to the mat, and Ashley Massaro goes for an elbow to the downed Marina. Marina moves out of the way, and Ashley Massaro crashes down on the mat, and Marina gets up to her feet, and see's Ashley Massaro is getting up to her feet. Marina charges at Ashley Massaro, but she counters with a drop toe hold that sends Marina down to the mat on her face. Ashley Massaro waits as Marina gets up to her feet, and once down does. Ashley Massaro twists Marina's arm in an bar. The ref is right there in the very unlikely event that Marina wants to give up from this brutal death lock. Marina obviously doesn't give up, and looks for a way out, Marina backs up Ashley Massaro, and whips her off of the ropes out of the hold. She bounces off of the ropes, Ashley Massaro hits a hard shoulder block on Marina. Marina goes down to the mat, and Marina slowly gets up to her feet, and Ashley Massaro hits a few forearm shot to the face. Marina stumbles back to the ropes, and Ashley Massaro tries to whip her off of the ropes, but Marina reverses the whip, and Ashley Massaro bounces off of the ropes, and as she comes off of the ropes. Ashley Massaro counters this whip with a leg scissors hurricanarana. Marina seems a bit hurt, and slowly gets up to her fett, and Ashley Massaro waits for her to get up, and as Marina turns towards Ashley Massaro. Ashley Massaro goes for an inverted Russian leg sweep, but before she can hit it. Marina hits a elbow to the side of the head. Ashley Massaro stumbles backwards in pain. Marina charges at Ashley Massaro, but Ashley Massaro is able to side step the charge, and throw Marina into the ring post shoulder first. Marina is in pain as she stays there for a few moments. Suddenly Ashley Massaro pulls her out of the corner, and goes for the school girl on Marina. The ref counts 1…………………….2………………….kick out by Marina. Ashley Massaro checks to make sure that it wasn't a three, just in case. But it's obviously not, Ashley then decides to pay attention to the match. Marina stumbles up to her feet, and Ashley hits a perfectly placed body slam.] JR-Ashley might be setting up for the Star Striken. Kris Gaffney-Which isn't too Extreme. King-It could be….she was with the Kendrick when she made up the move. [Ashley Massaro goes to the corner, and pulls herself up to the second turnbuckle. Then measures up, and leaps off of the second turnbuckle for the Star Striken. But at the last moment Marina moves out of the way, and Ashley crashes into the mat. Ashley Massaro and Marina are on the mat, and both wrestlers get up at about the same time, but Ashley Massaro is to act first obviously as she's is the one who has taken less moves thus far. Ashley Massaro goes for a fist, but it's blocked, and Marina blocks it, and hits a few forearm shots to the face. Ashley Massaro stumbles back to the ropes, and Marina tries to whip Ashley Massaro off of the ropes, but it's reversed. Marina bounces off of the ropes, Ashley Massaro lowers her head, and Marina is able to counter with a spinning neck breaker that takes down Ashley Massaro. Ashley Massaro is down on the mat, and Marina takes a few moments to rest up, and Ashley Massaro stumbles up to her feet, and Ashley Massaro goes over to where Marina is, but Marina all of a suddeny hits a clothesline out of no where that takes down Ashley Massaro. Ashley Massaro gets up to her feet, Ashley Massaro goes for a fist to the face that knocks Ashley Massaro backwards. Stunned Ashley Massaro goes for a clothesline, but Marina ducks under it, and sets up Ashley Massaro, and hits a side Russian leg sweep! Ashley Massaro crashes into the mat, and Marina gets up quickly, and runs to the ropes. As she bounces off Ashley Massaro is in the sit down position, and Marina hits a low drop kick that once again knocks down Ashley Massaro down t o the mat. Marina decides to go into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2…………………KICK OUT by Ashley Massaro. Marina is on her knee's thinking of what to do next, and she picks up Ashley Masaro. Ashley Massaro counters with a quick Russian leg sweep out of no where.] JR-Ashley surprised Marina there. King-Meh…a better surprise would have been if Ashley forgot this wasn't a playboy shoot, and flashed Marina. Kris Gaffney-That would be awesome. [Ashley Massaro goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. But as she steady's herself on the top rope. Marina dives on the top rope, Ashley Massaro falls on the top rope. Marina gets up to the top rope, and hooks for a suplex plex. But Ashley Massaro blocks it, and Ashley comes down on Marina with a cross body block. Ashley hooks Marina for the cover as Marina struggles to get out of the cover, but Ashley is able to hold her down to get the 1……………….2…………………….3!] JR-That move backfired on Marina. King-Well, suppose you can't win without taking some chances. ("Sunglasses at Night" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman walks ot the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This man is looking to make sure that his match is one on one. King-But then again you never know with Eastman…he is…interesting, that much is for sure. Kris Gaffney-Or very, very drunk. ("Needle and the Spoon" blasts on the PA system as Chad Vargas walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Chad Vargas tonight has a chance to get into the Extreme title match at Last Stand. King-That would be good for the Organization. Kris Gaffney-That's for sure. [Chad Vargas and Brandon Eastman pace around the ring, and lock up, and Chad Vargas takes down Brandon Eastman with a single leg take down, and then Brandon Eastman pushes off Chad Vargas before he does anything. Chad Vargas bounces off of the ropes, and Brandon Eastman hits a drop toe hold that sends Chad Vargas down to the mat on his face, and Brandon Eastman puts Chad Vargas into a side head lock, and Chad Vargas stays in the hold for a little bit, and then finally Chad Vargas is able to spin out of the hold, right into a hammer lock. Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet, leaps in the air, and hits a snap mare out of the hold. Chad Vargas, and crashes down on the mat. Brandon Eastman goes back on the attack, but Chad Vargas is able to answer back with a two footed stomp to the face of Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman flies back, and Brandon Eastman and Chad Vargas have a stare down. The fans actually give the two friends some fanfare for that nice series of wrestling holds. Chad Vargas and Brandon Eastman just give each other nods rather than just shaking hands. Chad Vargas and Eastman although respecting those last series of moves. They both shrug their shoulders, and decide to just let it all go as they start to through first to the face. Chad Vargas starts to win the exchange. But suddenly Brandon Eastman comes back with a knee lift to the gut, and this doubles over Chad Vargas, Brandon Eastman tries to whip Chad Vargas to the ropes, but Chad Vargas reverses the whip. Brandon Eastman bounces off of the ropes, and Chad Vargas hits a hip toss. Brandon Eastman gets up, and gets dropped down to the mat with a standing drop kick. Brandon Eastman gets up much slower, he stumbles around as he turns towards Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas measures up, and kicks Brandon Eastman in the gut, and puts Brandon Eastman in powerbomb/piledriver position. Chad Vargas lifts up Brandon Eastman, and drives him down with a piledriver on the mat. Thinking that he might have the win right here, Chad Vargas goes into the cover. The ref counts 1……………………….2…………………………..kick out by Brandon Eastman. Chad Vargas doesn't seem too surprised, but he decides that it's now time to get extreme as he throws Brandon Eastman through the ropes.] JR-Don't think these two are taking easy on each other. King-I don't think either them are sober enough to know the difference. Kris Gaffney-Wondered why Chad was singing his old theme song down to the ring. [Chad Vargas pulls up to Brandon Eastman, and whips him to the ring steps. Brandon Eastman crashes into the ring steps back first, Brandon Eastman sits against the ring steps. Chad Vargas charges at Brandon Easman, but Eastman is able to counter this by hitting a drop toe hold that sends Chad Vargas face first into the ring steps. Chad Vargas is dazed, and stays there for a moment. While Brandon Eastman goes under the ring, and grabs a Singapore cane, Brandon Eastman waits for Chad Vargas to get up, once he's up and turned around. Brandon Eastman hits a cane shot to the head (note: If you want to picture that he yelled "CYA" while he was doing that…that's your business, lol.) Chad Vargas doesn't really go down, instead he stumbles around dazed. Brandon Eastman bring Chad Vargas into the announcer desk, and smashes him on the table. He crashes into the table, and stumbles around. Brandon Eastman throws Chad Vargas into the ring, and Brandon Eastman gets back into the ring. Chad Vargas slowly gets up to his feet. Brandon Eastman hits a running clothesline that knocks Chad Vargas down to the mat, and Chad Vargas gets up to his feet. He is met with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Brandon Eastman whips Chad Vargas off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Brandon Eastman goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under by Chad Vargas, Chad Vargas bounces off of the other side of the ring. Brandon Eastman uses Chad Vargas momentum against him, and throws him in the air, and Chad Vargas crashes on the mat. Brandon Eastman measures up as Chad Vargas stumbles up to his feet. Brandon Eastman kick Chad Vargas in the gut doubling him over, and then Brandon Eastman hits a gut wrench power bomb that connects. Brandon Eastman goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………..2…………………kick out once again by Chad Vargas. Eastman shakes his head.] JR-Eastman probably didn't think he would get Chad Vargas there. King-Eastman probably hates Chad for having a better twitter page than he does. Kris Gaffney-I guess. [Eastman pulls up Chad Vargas, and Brandon Eastman whips Chad Vargas off of the ropes. Brandon Eastman goes for a big boot, but it's slide under. Brandon Eastman charges at Chad Vargas, Chad Vargas takes down Brandon Eastman with a drop toe hold. Brandon Eastman stumbles up to his feet after hitting the second turnbuckle throat first. Chad Vargas sets up, and hits the stroke on Brandon Eastman. Chad Vargas goes into the cover on Brandon Eastman, and the ref counts 1………………2………………..3!] JR-And Chad Vargas will be joining Eastman in the Extreme title match. King-How long before Karen Angle shows up at Vargasland? Kris Gaffney-….. King-What? It had to be said. ("Abyss' theme" blast on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Abyss since coming to the EMF has made quite an impact. King-Which is ironic… Kris Gaffney-Knew there was a TNA joke somewhere… ("Scott Memphis' theme" blasts on the PA system as Scott Memphis walks to the ring.) JR-It would seem that EMF, seemly Scott Memphis has impressed a lot of people. King-Or their trying to keep him…unsuicidal? Kris Gaffney-How else do you explain Jeff Hardy's world title run? ("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Rad Hazard is a former TV champion, so he knows what it's like to hold that title. King-Plus he now has ninja skillz The three men stand in the ring and stare at each other, all looking around for somebody to make the first move. Memphis is the first to break rank as he goes towards Abyss, he tries to throw a few punches but Abyss just shrugs them off and pushes Memphis back, Memphis however responds with a drop kick to the knee sending Abyss down onto one leg. Rad picks up the idea and joins Memphis as the two start punching Abyss who has been dropped down to a knee and is trying to get back onto his feet. Abyss takes the punishment and just throws his arms out which sends Rad and Memphis to the side and down to the floor. Abyss then powers up to his feet as Rad and Memphis charge him together. Abyss blocks both and throws their heads into each other. JR : Looks like Rad and Memphis decided it was best to take out the monster first. King : That didn’t work very well for them. Abyss now walks over to the downed Rad Hazard and pulls him up by the throat, Rad attempts back away but Abyss grabs him round the back of the neck, Rad throws a punch which has little to no effect on Abyss, who just laughs before he picks Rad up and hits a press slam onto Rad. Rad immediately grabs his chest and rolls out of the ring in pain. Abyss turns to face Memphis who realises he is the target for Abyss’ rage to be placed on, he attempts to get the upper hand by throwing a few punches and kicks, which start to back Abyss into the ropes. Memphis then goes for an irish whip but Abyss shows his strength and reverses it but rather than send Memphis against the ropes he hits a short arm clothesline on Memphis who crashes to the mat. Abyss looks out into the crowd and a laugh can be heard from the ring as Memphis attempts to pull himself back up to his feet grabbing on Abyss to get his feet, once he gets up to his knee’s he looks up and see’s Abyss staring down at him, he attempts to back away but Abyss stands on his left leg causing Memphis to let out a cry of pain. Abyss then pulls Memphis up to his feet and lifts him up above his head in a show of strength, Memphis struggles and manages to get free behind Abyss, he goes for a bulldog but Abyss reverses it and stands tall causing Memphis to fall towards the mat. Abyss then pulls him up and hooks his arm around his neck, he then holds him in position for a reverse DDT but instead of dropping to the mat he lifts him in the air and slams him down into the mat, Abyss goes into a cover…1….2…Rad Hazard breaks up the pin, which causes Abyss to stand up frustrated, Rad however ducks out of the ring and stands outside with a smile on his face. Abyss however reaches over the top rope and pulls him up onto the apron. Rad however grabs his head and hangs him up on the top rope. As Abyss stumbles back Memphis rolls him up in a pinning position and the referee starts the count. 1….2….Rad breaks it up. King : Memphis nearly stole that one right there and then. JR : Rad was alert and may have saved this match twice already in quick sucession. Memphis gets up to his feet and stands face to face with Rad as the two nearly come to blows at Rad breaking up the pinfall. However before that can happen Abyss stands up and the two of them spot that, they walk over to him and hit a double Suplex finally managing to get Abyss down to the mat. Rad goes for a cover but Memphis pulls him up before the ref can start the count. The two stand face to face and Rad seems to apologise and they turn their attention back towards Abyss, Rad however tries to throw a punch turning back towards Memphis, but seemingly expecting it Memphis ducks underneath it and starts throwing some punches of his own, he backs Rad into the corner and the referee starts a count as he begins throwing punches. Memphis chops Rad’s chest and attempts to whip him to the opposite corner but Rad reverses it. He charges in after Memphis who boosts up off the bottom turnbuckle and hits both feet into the charging Rad’s face causing him to stumble back and fall to the floor. Memphis then climbs the rope and waits for Rad to get to his feet. Once he does he is caught from behind by Abyss who has also risen to his feet. Memphis jumps off aiming a missile drop kick, Rad however ducks under it getting free from Abyss and Memphis catches Abyss square in the face and causes him to fall out of the ring. The move however hurts Memphis slightly and it takes him a while to get up to his feet. Once he does he is grabbed by Rad who throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Rad spots Abyss getting up to his feet on the outside of the ring and he leaps over the top rope and both men crash to the concrete floor outside of the ring. JR : High risk from Rad King : Can he capitalise on both men being down? Kris Gaffney : I’m not sure, he seems to have hurt himself as much as he hurt Abyss. Memphis slowly comes away from the ring post as Rad and Abyss are both getting to their feet slowly outside of the ring. Rad tries to throw a punch at Abyss but once again Abyss is too strong and blocks the move. He pushes Rad back into the ring steps causing them to break in half. He turns around however as Memphis jumps over the top rope and goes for a Hurricanrana from the ring to outside. Abyss once again shows his immense strength as he prevents Memphis from completing the move and holds him up in the air. Memphis sensing the danger tries to get free but Abyss powerbombs him down onto the ring barrier. JR : Memphis just found out why they call Abyss the monster. King : I don’t think Memphis knows his own name after that never mind Abyss’ nickname. Abyss looks down at the twisted body of Scott Memphis but before he can turn back around Rad Hazard hits him with a chop block to the back of the leg. He then goes for a drop kick to the leg sending Abyss down to one knee. Rad tries to throw punches but Abyss pushes him back and gets back to his feet. Rad again goes for another dropkick to the knee but Abyss moves out of the way and picks Rad up onto his shoulder. He turns towards the ring post and begins to move towards it with Rad on his shoulders. Rad however slides out the back and pushes Abyss head first into the ring post. Rad then quickly rolls Abyss into the ring and goes for the pinfall. 1…2….Abyss gets his foot on the rope. Rad looks frustrated but rolls out of the ring, as he gets outside he kicks Memphis in the gut who is still down and being attended to by a few medical staff who are trying to get him to go up the ramp but he is refusing, the kick sends him back down to the floor. Rad then turns back and grabs Abyss’ leg and slams it into the apron, he then pulls Abyss towards the ring post and slams his leg into the ring post. Rad the locks him up in a figure four leg lock around the ring post as Abyss lets out a cry of pain the ref starts a 5 count. JR : Smart wrestling here by the veteran Rad Hazard. Abyss may be a monster but if he can’t stand then he’s just like anybody else. King : I didn’t think Rad was that smart. Kris Gaffney : Is that “the truth”? King : No but you can’t handle the truth Kris Gaffney : ARRRRGGGGHHHHH Rad breaks the hold right before the 5 count and rolls back into the ring. He pulls Abyss up to his knee’s and starts slapping him, apparently trying to taunt Abyss but all it does is frustrate him as Abyss grabs Rad by the throat and throws him back into the corner. Rad looks a little stunned as Abyss stands up to his feet, Rad then goes back towards Abyss but is overpowered as Abyss starts to set him up for a powerbomb, Rad however once again shows his ring skills and punches Abyss’ knee causing him to drop to one knee. Rad then immediately hits The Realization and goes for the pinfall. ONE…. TWO…. THR…. KICKOUT Abyss some how manages to kick out of the Realization much to Rad Hazard’s amazement. JR : I don’t believe it. Abyss kicked out of the Realization. King : I guess he can handle the truth. JR : But for how much longer? Rad looks like he’s ready to put this match to bed. Rad pulls Abyss back up to his knee and again sets him up for the Realization but this time before he can hit it. Memphis comes from out of nowhere and hits Rad with a super kick. Rad Hazard falls out of the ring, Scott Memphis turns around and Abyss hits a hard diving clothesline that makes Scott Memphis do a flip Abyss waits for Scott Memphis to get up to his feet. Abyss tries to whip Scott Memphis to the ropes as he gets up to his feet, but Scott Memphis is able to reverse it. As Abyss hits the ropes, Rad Hazard hits a chair shot. Abyss stumbles forward right into the Angel Suicide! Rad Hazard tries to get back into the ring, but Scott Memphis knocks him off the apron with a baseball slide that makes him fall into the arena floor. Scott Memphis goes into the cover on Abyss.] ONE… TWO… THR… THREE JR : Memphis picks up the biggest victory of his career here. King : And now he goes on to Last Stand with a chance to take on Tony Ikeda for the TV Championship. Kris Gaffney : Don’t you mean X-Tazte? JR : No, Tony Ikeda, the real TV Champion lies in wait for Memphis who will need to be at his best to have a chance of taking his first piece of EMF Gold away from Last Stand (Memphis walks up the ring still holding his waist as he signals Gold is in his future) ("All About the Money" blasts on the PA system as Tyson Tomko and MVP walks to the ring.) JR-Although these two stables are involved heavily in the up coming PPV Last Stand, if the Organization wins here, they will get a future tag team title shot. King-Wonder if Money Inc's going to use Tazte's advice he had in his book against him. Kris Gaffney-Aw….never worked for Michael Webber, so probably won't matter. ("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm and Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and they both step inside of the ring.) JR-This stable has had a lot to stay about Money Inc. King-And none of it good. Kris Gaffney-If everyone liked each other, what a boring show we would have, huh? (“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA System as the crowd cheer. Godwin appears through the curtain with his standard jeans and EMF Grandslam Champion Shirt on. He struts to the ring with a smile on his face as MVP and Tazte look less than pleased.) JR- What’s Godwin doing here? King- I think he’s came to get a closer look at the action. (Godwin walks around the ring, as him and Tazte exchange words. Godwin walks over to the commentary position and puts on a headset) Godwin- Do you fine gentlemen mi nd if I join you? You know what it doesn’t matter, I’m joining you, take a break JR the new commentary god is here. This should be a great match. [Scott Tazte and Tyson Tomko decide to start off, Scott Tazte locks up with Tyson Tomko. But Tyson Tomko doesn't seem to be interested in going from this move, so he hits a knee into the gut. This doubles over Scott Tazte, and Tyson Tomko hits a clubbing blow to the back of Scott Tazte that takes down Tazte.] Godwin- Just what I like to see, Tomko taking the trash out. Well done Tyson. [Tyson Tomko pulls up Scott Tazte, and tries to whip him to the ropes. Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and Tyson Tomko hits a back elbow to the face that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet. Tyson Tomko kicks Scott Tazte in the gut that doubles over, Tyson Tomko puts Scott Tazte in vertical suplex position. He lifts up Scott Tazte in a vertical suplex, and holds him up there making it a stalling vertical suplex. Then hits the move, Scott Tazte is in pain as she gets up to his feet, only to be knocked down to the mat with a fist. Scott Tazte gets up slowly, and he turns towards Scott Tazte. Tyson Tomko picks up Scott Tazte on his shoulders. But Scott Tazte is able to slide out of the back of Tyson Tomko. Tyson Tomko turns around, and Scott Tazte is able to hit a few fists to the face. Tyson Tomko is stunned a little bit, and Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, but as he bounces off of the ropes both wrestlers knock each other down with a double clothesline. (note: yeah, it's a bit unbelieveable that Tazte knocked down Tomko like that, but just say he caught him when he didn't expect it.) Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Both MVP and Firestorm look for the tag from their respective partners. MVP tags in first, and Scott Tazte is able to tag in to Firestorm. MVP tries to cut off Firestorm off of at the past. But Firestorm hits a shoulder block that knocks back MVP. Firestorm sling shots himself up to the top rope, and hits a flying clothesline. This knocks down MVP, MVP gets up to his feet, and Firestorm hits a few fists to the face. Firestorm tries to whip MVP to the ropes, but it's reversed. Firestorm tries to go for a running clothesline. But MVP tries to throw Firestorm towards the ref, but Firestorm stops just before it happens. But it also creates a blind spot to the ref, and MVP hits a low blow on Firestorm, Firestorm falls down to the mat.] Kris Gaffney- Quite some ethnics by the one time humble man? King-Hey, at least he didn't claim to be a common man. That would have made the surprise a little hard to cover up. Kris Gaffney-Can you picture MVP in poka dots? Kris and King shudder Godwin- It would probably be an improvement on his power ranger costume. [MVP points at Godwin and grins as he waits for Firestorm who is obviously in pain, and Firestorm stumbles up to his feet. MVP kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for the play maker, but Firestorm spins out of it sets up MVP, and hits an impaler DDT. Both wrestlers are now down on the mat.] Godwin- Great stuff, Firestorm showing MVP what will happen if he tries that on me at Last Stand. Nice work Storm. JR- You are meant to be impartial. Godwin- I am being impartial. I want either the Organisation or Money Inc to win. I just enjoy seeing good reversals and MVP or Tazte being beaten up. [Firestorm can't really do anything to try to get the victory after that last move, so he just rests up, and both wrestlers get up to their feet. Firestorm hits a few fists to the face of MVP. MVP stumbles back to the ropes, and Firestorm tries to whip MVP off of the ropes, but it's reversed. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, MVP tries to go for a big boot to the face of Firestorm. But Firestorm grabs the foot of MVP, MVP hops on one foot for a few moments. Then Firestorm throws it down to the mat. MVP goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Firestorm. MVP turns around, and Firestorm sets up MVP, and he hits a t-bone suplex. MVP crashes on the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Firestorm hits a few fists to the face of MVP, MVP backs up, and Firestorm whips MVP off of the ropes. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm leaps in the air, and catch MVP with a flying forearm and MVP slowly gets up dazed. Firestorm takes down MVP with a double leg take down. Firestorm aims MVP towards the turnbuckle, and hits the catapault that sends MVP flying into the corner. MVP crashes into the corner, and stumbles out of the corner. Firestorm comes from behind him, and puts him up in an electric chair set up. Scott Tazte tags himself in, and Firestorm holds MVP in place as Scott Tazte climbs up to the top rope. Scott Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying bulldog that drives MVP's head into the mat. Firestorm notes that Tyson Tomko is trying to get into the ring. But Firestorm hits a quick standing drop kick that sends him to the outside. Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and gets a 1…………………….2……………………kick out by MVP. Scott Tazte gets up, and pulls up MVP with him. Scott Tazte puts him on the position for the Remedy DDT. But before he can hit it, Tyson Tomko comes from behind, and hits a clubbing blow to knock down Scott Tazte. Firestorm attacks Tomko due to this. Firestorm goes back to the corner. MVP gets up to his feet, and hits a jaw breaker on Tazte to knock him back. MVP tries to attack Firestorm, as he thinks he might get back into the ring. But Firestorm ducks under, and hits a hang man. MVP backs up, and this makes MVP back up, and MVP hits heads with the ref. The ref, and MVP goes down to the mat, MVP obviously gets up by the ropes, and the ref doesn't. Scott Tazte charges at MVP, and knocks him and himself over the top rope. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, finally getting up to their feet. MVP is able to hit a knee into the gut and he slams Tazte’s head into the commentary desk and goes eye to eye with Dan Godwin.] Godwin- Come on, why wait till Last Stand, I’m right here, take your best shot Monty. [MVP turns round back towards Tazte and kicks him in the gut.] Godwin- He’s scared, he knows he doesn’t have a cha… [Suddenly MVP takes Scott Tazte, and launches over the announcers desk right at Dan Godwin, Tazte knocks Dan Godwin over.] King-Wow…didn't see that coming. Kris Gaffney-Even though it happens like a million times in wrestling. JR-After almost 10 years, I'm surprised we have any surprises. King-It's like a Larry Zybesko "surprise" fest. Godwin- Excuse me gentlemen but you know what has to happen now. [MVP throws Scott Tazte into the ring, MVP rolls into the ring and goes for the kill. Suddenly Dan Godwin slides into the ring, and gets ready. MVP turns around sensing someone is there, and is able to duck in time as Godwin's foot is coming for him. Which ends up hitting Scott Tazte instead, MVP takes Godwin and throws him into the ring post shoulder first. MVP goes into the cover as the ref is coming to, and gets the 1……………….2………………….3!] JR-MVP picked up the scrapes of that mis-cue by Dan Godwin. King-Who said it was a mis-cue? Kris Gaffney-Well…he could be like JBL too… King-Does that mean he's going to make himself his own employee, while he's pretending to be hurt by the ecomony? (MVP gets up to his feet, only to be speared down by Dan Godwin who hits a few fists. It is reversed, and MVP hits a few fists. Dan Godwin throws off MVP, and the two get in a fist fight when their on their feet. Their only broken up by a lot of EMF refs, and officials coming down. Dan Godwin is pushed out of the ring, while MVP stays in the ring, both are being held back from each other. But MVP forgot Scott Tazte who comes from behind MVP, and hits a clubbing blow to the back. MVP turns around, and gets clotheslined out of the ring. Godwin breaks free from his security and charges MVP and the two get into another fist fight. The officials go the outside, and try to stop the fight, some stay trying to stop Tazte. But Tazte is able to get away, runs and suicide dives on MVP and Godwin outside, as Shockwave goes off the air Tazte, Godwin and MVP trade fists to the face as security attempts to separate them.) Note: Money Inc. obviously caught the Org. on bad week. Even though Money Inc. had to win, due to this. I tried to have Tazte stand tall in the end despite the loss, as this match was to build up the main event at the PPV.

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen as we go through the EMF Shockwave video. Finally the video ends as we go into the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, and the lights turn on to reveal fans yelling and waving their signs. Some say "waiting for my gold plated diva", "I stole Firestorm's pancakes", and "I'm....moer..drunker than Chad...and Brandon")

JR-Welcome to another great edition of Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "The King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-Headlined by a preview of sorts of Last Stand.

Kris Gaffney-Sounds pretty interesting, more interesting than what's going on with my basketball team…by the way…go to my games…give me money!

("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks ot the ring.)

JR-This is SammyExtreme's speciality match.

King-This could be considered his First Blood.

Kris Gaffney-Among many things.

("The Bleeding " blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy Gafgen has been making quite a strong come back lately.

King-ignoring the Extreme contenders match, right?

Kris Gaffney-Of course!

[SammyExtreme and Troy Gafgen pace around the ring, and SammyExtreme charges at Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme continues to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. SammyExtreme goes for a flying shoulder block, but the bigger Troy Gafgen is able to take him out of the air with his own shoulder block that obviously stops SammyExtreme's shoulder block. SammyExtreme crashes hard on the mat, and SammyExtreme seems a bit hurt. SammyExtreme slowly gets up to his feet, and SammyExtreme hits a running clothesline that knocks down SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme gets up by the nearest turnbuckle. But seemly Troy Gafgen is unwilling to let go, and let SammyExtreme any breathing room. So she starts to smash his head into the turnbuckle 1……………..2……………..3………….4………….5……………6…………7…………8………….9……..10 times. Troy Gafgen backs off, as SammyExtreme stays in the corner holding himself up with the ropes. Troy Gafgen hits a fist to the face, and SammyExtreme reels in the corner, and Troy Gafgen takes SammyExtreme out of the corner, and Troy Gafgen whips SammyExtreme off of the ropes. SammyExtreme bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen goes for a standing clothesline that is ducked under by SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme continues to the other side of the ropes, as SammyExtreme bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen hits a tirtler whirl slam. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Troy Gafgen knowing that he can't go for the cover, decides to use the rules of this match to his advantage. He rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a table, then he slides it into the ring. Troy Gafgen rolls into the ring, and Troy Gafgen sets up the table in the ring, and Troy Gafgen waits for SammyExtreme to get up. Once he does, Troy Gafgen kicks him in the gut, and puts him in power bomb position, he lifts up Sammy Extreme. Turns towards the table that he set up, and drives SammyExtreme through the table.]

JR-That doesn't end the match, the table must be on fire.

King-This must be MDK's least favorite match type…

Kris Gaffney-I wonder why that is…

[Troy Gafgen decides that since he's smashed SammyExtreme enough, that it's time to try to end this match. Troy Gafgen slides out of the ring, and grabs a table, and throws it into the ring. He grabs the lighting stuff, and puts it in the ring too. Troy Gafgen puts the talbe on the corner, and sets it up with the lighting stuff, and lights it on fire. Troy Gafgen backs up as SammyExtreme climbs up to his feet near the table, and Troy Gafgen goes for a spear on SammyExtreme through the flaming table, but before he hits it. SammyExtreme dives out of the way, and Troy Gafgen crashes into the table. Breaking it, and the fire goes out as he hits it. Troy Gafgen rolls around in pain, but since he put himself through the table, it doesn't count to end the match. SammyExtreme uses this chance to rest up, and SammyExtreme after sometime. SammyExtreme pulls himself up in the corner. Troy Gafgen is up to his feet, and he charges at SammyExtreme in the corner, and goes for a big splash in the corner. But SammyExtreme moves out of the way, and Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards, and SammyExtreme hits a reverse neck breaker. Troy Gafgen is in pain, and SammyExtreme is able to take his time to rest up, and as Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, he is met with a few fists that back up Troy Gafgen. SammyExtreme tries to whip Troy Gafgen off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Troy Gafgen. SammyExtreme bounces off of the ropes, and SammyExtreme leaps in the air and hits a flying shoulder block that stumbles back Troy Gafgen, and Troy Gafgen falls out of the ropes on to the apron, and SammyExtreme measures up on Troy Gafgen as Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet, and SammyExtreme hits a baseball slide that takes out the feet of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen falls off of the apron, and Troy Gafgen hits his face on to the mat. SammyExtreme rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair from ring side. SammyExtreme waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet, and as Troy Gafgen gets up, SammyExtreme blasts Troy Gafgen on the side of the head with the chair.]

JR-SammyExtreme has taken control of this match.

King-that's never a good sign.

JR-You could fake like this isn't predictable.

King-NEVER!

[SammyExtreme rolls out of the ring and brings in a table, and puts it into the ring, and puts it in the corner. SammyExtreme turns around, and out of no where Troy Gafgen hits his former finisher the crack of dawn! With this chance, Troy Gafgen takes the lighter, and the lighter fluid to set the table on fire! Troy Gafgen picks up the limp SammyExtreme up on his shoulder. He charges at the flaming table to throw SammyExtreme into the table. But SammyExtreme slides out of the back, Sammy gives a slight push on Troy, using mostly Troy's own momentum (not so much the push) against him. Troy falls into the table to give SammyExtreme the win]

Kris Gaffney-Does that count?

JR-Well…Sammy did have something to do with pushing Troy into the table, even if it was most of his own momentum.

King-What about that time when Jamal threw a table at Jeff Hardy, and it broke, they didn't count that…did they?

JR-Eeerrr…*JR puts on shades, takes a neuralyzer, uses it*..that's right, I'm right. I'm always right

[SammyExtreme gets up to his feet, but before he can celebrate his win. He gets run over by Troy hitting a big boot to the face. Troy doesn't look happy with the fluke win as he walks out.]

(Note: It wasn't that Troy's RP was written badly, but he could have used it differently. That's as far as I'll go, if needs help, don't quote me on this, because I haven't done it yet. But I think I can show him a way to use it. Sammy also stepped up in this RP.)

("Bodies" blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring.)

JR-What do you think of the new theme.

King-I never noticed the theme…

Kris Gaffney-You didn't notice that she once had the same theme as Maria?

King-She had the same theme as Maria now?

("Light a Fire" blasts on the PA system as Ashley Massaro walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is a rare appearance by Ashley Massaro.

King-I'm pretty sure Amy's daughter approves.

Kris Gaffney-Why's that?

King-….I'm….not….sure…

[Ashley Massaro and Marina pace around the ring, and Ashley Massaro and Marina lock up. Ashley Massaro takes down Marina with a back heel trip, Marina falls to the mat, and Ashley Massaro goes for an elbow to the downed Marina. Marina moves out of the way, and Ashley Massaro crashes down on the mat, and Marina gets up to her feet, and see's Ashley Massaro is getting up to her feet. Marina charges at Ashley Massaro, but she counters with a drop toe hold that sends Marina down to the mat on her face. Ashley Massaro waits as Marina gets up to her feet, and once down does. Ashley Massaro twists Marina's arm in an bar. The ref is right there in the very unlikely event that Marina wants to give up from this brutal death lock. Marina obviously doesn't give up, and looks for a way out, Marina backs up Ashley Massaro, and whips her off of the ropes out of the hold. She bounces off of the ropes, Ashley Massaro hits a hard shoulder block on Marina. Marina goes down to the mat, and Marina slowly gets up to her feet, and Ashley Massaro hits a few forearm shot to the face. Marina stumbles back to the ropes, and Ashley Massaro tries to whip her off of the ropes, but Marina reverses the whip, and Ashley Massaro bounces off of the ropes, and as she comes off of the ropes. Ashley Massaro counters this whip with a leg scissors hurricanarana. Marina seems a bit hurt, and slowly gets up to her fett, and Ashley Massaro waits for her to get up, and as Marina turns towards Ashley Massaro. Ashley Massaro goes for an inverted Russian leg sweep, but before she can hit it. Marina hits a elbow to the side of the head. Ashley Massaro stumbles backwards in pain. Marina charges at Ashley Massaro, but Ashley Massaro is able to side step the charge, and throw Marina into the ring post shoulder first. Marina is in pain as she stays there for a few moments. Suddenly Ashley Massaro pulls her out of the corner, and goes for the school girl on Marina. The ref counts 1…………………….2………………….kick out by Marina. Ashley Massaro checks to make sure that it wasn't a three, just in case. But it's obviously not, Ashley then decides to pay attention to the match. Marina stumbles up to her feet, and Ashley hits a perfectly placed body slam.]

JR-Ashley might be setting up for the Star Striken.

Kris Gaffney-Which isn't too Extreme.

King-It could be….she was with the Kendrick when she made up the move.

[Ashley Massaro goes to the corner, and pulls herself up to the second turnbuckle. Then measures up, and leaps off of the second turnbuckle for the Star Striken. But at the last moment Marina moves out of the way, and Ashley crashes into the mat. Ashley Massaro and Marina are on the mat, and both wrestlers get up at about the same time, but Ashley Massaro is to act first obviously as she's is the one who has taken less moves thus far. Ashley Massaro goes for a fist, but it's blocked, and Marina blocks it, and hits a few forearm shots to the face. Ashley Massaro stumbles back to the ropes, and Marina tries to whip Ashley Massaro off of the ropes, but it's reversed. Marina bounces off of the ropes, Ashley Massaro lowers her head, and Marina is able to counter with a spinning neck breaker that takes down Ashley Massaro. Ashley Massaro is down on the mat, and Marina takes a few moments to rest up, and Ashley Massaro stumbles up to her feet, and Ashley Massaro goes over to where Marina is, but Marina all of a suddeny hits a clothesline out of no where that takes down Ashley Massaro. Ashley Massaro gets up to her feet, Ashley Massaro goes for a fist to the face that knocks Ashley Massaro backwards. Stunned Ashley Massaro goes for a clothesline, but Marina ducks under it, and sets up Ashley Massaro, and hits a side Russian leg sweep! Ashley Massaro crashes into the mat, and Marina gets up quickly, and runs to the ropes. As she bounces off Ashley Massaro is in the sit down position, and Marina hits a low drop kick that once again knocks down Ashley Massaro down t o the mat. Marina decides to go into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2…………………KICK OUT by Ashley Massaro. Marina is on her knee's thinking of what to do next, and she picks up Ashley Masaro. Ashley Massaro counters with a quick Russian leg sweep out of no where.]

JR-Ashley surprised Marina there.

King-Meh…a better surprise would have been if Ashley forgot this wasn't a playboy shoot, and flashed Marina.

Kris Gaffney-That would be awesome.

[Ashley Massaro goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. But as she steady's herself on the top rope. Marina dives on the top rope, Ashley Massaro falls on the top rope. Marina gets up to the top rope, and hooks for a suplex plex. But Ashley Massaro blocks it, and Ashley comes down on Marina with a cross body block. Ashley hooks Marina for the cover as Marina struggles to get out of the cover, but Ashley is able to hold her down to get the 1……………….2…………………….3!]

JR-That move backfired on Marina.

King-Well, suppose you can't win without taking some chances.

("Sunglasses at Night" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman walks ot the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man is looking to make sure that his match is one on one.

King-But then again you never know with Eastman…he is…interesting, that much is for sure.

Kris Gaffney-Or very, very drunk.

("Needle and the Spoon" blasts on the PA system as Chad Vargas walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Chad Vargas tonight has a chance to get into the Extreme title match at Last Stand.

King-That would be good for the Organization.

Kris Gaffney-That's for sure.

[Chad Vargas and Brandon Eastman pace around the ring, and lock up, and Chad Vargas takes down Brandon Eastman with a single leg take down, and then Brandon Eastman pushes off Chad Vargas before he does anything. Chad Vargas bounces off of the ropes, and Brandon Eastman hits a drop toe hold that sends Chad Vargas down to the mat on his face, and Brandon Eastman puts Chad Vargas into a side head lock, and Chad Vargas stays in the hold for a little bit, and then finally Chad Vargas is able to spin out of the hold, right into a hammer lock. Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet, leaps in the air, and hits a snap mare out of the hold. Chad Vargas, and crashes down on the mat. Brandon Eastman goes back on the attack, but Chad Vargas is able to answer back with a two footed stomp to the face of Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman flies back, and Brandon Eastman and Chad Vargas have a stare down. The fans actually give the two friends some fanfare for that nice series of wrestling holds. Chad Vargas and Brandon Eastman just give each other nods rather than just shaking hands. Chad Vargas and Eastman although respecting those last series of moves. They both shrug their shoulders, and decide to just let it all go as they start to through first to the face. Chad Vargas starts to win the exchange. But suddenly Brandon Eastman comes back with a knee lift to the gut, and this doubles over Chad Vargas, Brandon Eastman tries to whip Chad Vargas to the ropes, but Chad Vargas reverses the whip. Brandon Eastman bounces off of the ropes, and Chad Vargas hits a hip toss. Brandon Eastman gets up, and gets dropped down to the mat with a standing drop kick. Brandon Eastman gets up much slower, he stumbles around as he turns towards Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas measures up, and kicks Brandon Eastman in the gut, and puts Brandon Eastman in powerbomb/piledriver position. Chad Vargas lifts up Brandon Eastman, and drives him down with a piledriver on the mat. Thinking that he might have the win right here, Chad Vargas goes into the cover. The ref counts 1……………………….2…………………………..kick out by Brandon Eastman. Chad Vargas doesn't seem too surprised, but he decides that it's now time to get extreme as he throws Brandon Eastman through the ropes.]

JR-Don't think these two are taking easy on each other.

King-I don't think either them are sober enough to know the difference.

Kris Gaffney-Wondered why Chad was singing his old theme song down to the ring.

[Chad Vargas pulls up to Brandon Eastman, and whips him to the ring steps. Brandon Eastman crashes into the ring steps back first, Brandon Eastman sits against the ring steps. Chad Vargas charges at Brandon Easman, but Eastman is able to counter this by hitting a drop toe hold that sends Chad Vargas face first into the ring steps. Chad Vargas is dazed, and stays there for a moment. While Brandon Eastman goes under the ring, and grabs a Singapore cane, Brandon Eastman waits for Chad Vargas to get up, once he's up and turned around. Brandon Eastman hits a cane shot to the head (note: If you want to picture that he yelled "CYA" while he was doing that…that's your business, lol.) Chad Vargas doesn't really go down, instead he stumbles around dazed. Brandon Eastman bring Chad Vargas into the announcer desk, and smashes him on the table. He crashes into the table, and stumbles around. Brandon Eastman throws Chad Vargas into the ring, and Brandon Eastman gets back into the ring. Chad Vargas slowly gets up to his feet. Brandon Eastman hits a running clothesline that knocks Chad Vargas down to the mat, and Chad Vargas gets up to his feet. He is met with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Brandon Eastman whips Chad Vargas off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Brandon Eastman goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under by Chad Vargas, Chad Vargas bounces off of the other side of the ring. Brandon Eastman uses Chad Vargas momentum against him, and throws him in the air, and Chad Vargas crashes on the mat. Brandon Eastman measures up as Chad Vargas stumbles up to his feet. Brandon Eastman kick Chad Vargas in the gut doubling him over, and then Brandon Eastman hits a gut wrench power bomb that connects. Brandon Eastman goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………..2…………………kick out once again by Chad Vargas. Eastman shakes his head.]

JR-Eastman probably didn't think he would get Chad Vargas there.

King-Eastman probably hates Chad for having a better twitter page than he does.

Kris Gaffney-I guess.

[Eastman pulls up Chad Vargas, and Brandon Eastman whips Chad Vargas off of the ropes. Brandon Eastman goes for a big boot, but it's slide under. Brandon Eastman charges at Chad Vargas, Chad Vargas takes down Brandon Eastman with a drop toe hold. Brandon Eastman stumbles up to his feet after hitting the second turnbuckle throat first. Chad Vargas sets up, and hits the stroke on Brandon Eastman. Chad Vargas goes into the cover on Brandon Eastman, and the ref counts 1………………2………………..3!]

JR-And Chad Vargas will be joining Eastman in the Extreme title match.

King-How long before Karen Angle shows up at Vargasland?

Kris Gaffney-…..

King-What? It had to be said.

("Abyss' theme" blast on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Abyss since coming to the EMF has made quite an impact.

King-Which is ironic…

Kris Gaffney-Knew there was a TNA joke somewhere…

("Scott Memphis' theme" blasts on the PA system as Scott Memphis walks to the ring.)

JR-It would seem that EMF, seemly Scott Memphis has impressed a lot of people.

King-Or their trying to keep him…unsuicidal?

Kris Gaffney-How else do you explain Jeff Hardy's world title run?

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard is a former TV champion, so he knows what it's like to hold that title.

King-Plus he now has ninja skillz

The three men stand in the ring and stare at each other, all looking around for somebody to make the first move. Memphis is the first to break rank as he goes towards Abyss, he tries to throw a few punches but Abyss just shrugs them off and pushes Memphis back, Memphis however responds with a drop kick to the knee sending Abyss down onto one leg. Rad picks up the idea and joins Memphis as the two start punching Abyss who has been dropped down to a knee and is trying to get back onto his feet. Abyss takes the punishment and just throws his arms out which sends Rad and Memphis to the side and down to the floor. Abyss then powers up to his feet as Rad and Memphis charge him together. Abyss blocks both and throws their heads into each other.

JR : Looks like Rad and Memphis decided it was best to take out the monster first.

King : That didn’t work very well for them.

Abyss now walks over to the downed Rad Hazard and pulls him up by the throat, Rad attempts back away but Abyss grabs him round the back of the neck, Rad throws a punch which has little to no effect on Abyss, who just laughs before he picks Rad up and hits a press slam onto Rad. Rad immediately grabs his chest and rolls out of the ring in pain. Abyss turns to face Memphis who realises he is the target for Abyss’ rage to be placed on, he attempts to get the upper hand by throwing a few punches and kicks, which start to back Abyss into the ropes. Memphis then goes for an irish whip but Abyss shows his strength and reverses it but rather than send Memphis against the ropes he hits a short arm clothesline on Memphis who crashes to the mat. Abyss looks out into the crowd and a laugh can be heard from the ring as Memphis attempts to pull himself back up to his feet grabbing on Abyss to get his feet, once he gets up to his knee’s he looks up and see’s Abyss staring down at him, he attempts to back away but Abyss stands on his left leg causing Memphis to let out a cry of pain. Abyss then pulls Memphis up to his feet and lifts him up above his head in a show of strength, Memphis struggles and manages to get free behind Abyss, he goes for a bulldog but Abyss reverses it and stands tall causing Memphis to fall towards the mat. Abyss then pulls him up and hooks his arm around his neck, he then holds him in position for a reverse DDT but instead of dropping to the mat he lifts him in the air and slams him down into the mat, Abyss goes into a cover…1….2…Rad Hazard breaks up the pin, which causes Abyss to stand up frustrated, Rad however ducks out of the ring and stands outside with a smile on his face. Abyss however reaches over the top rope and pulls him up onto the apron. Rad however grabs his head and hangs him up on the top rope. As Abyss stumbles back Memphis rolls him up in a pinning position and the referee starts the count. 1….2….Rad breaks it up.

King : Memphis nearly stole that one right there and then.

JR : Rad was alert and may have saved this match twice already in quick sucession.

Memphis gets up to his feet and stands face to face with Rad as the two nearly come to blows at Rad breaking up the pinfall. However before that can happen Abyss stands up and the two of them spot that, they walk over to him and hit a double Suplex finally managing to get Abyss down to the mat. Rad goes for a cover but Memphis pulls him up before the ref can start the count. The two stand face to face and Rad seems to apologise and they turn their attention back towards Abyss, Rad however tries to throw a punch turning back towards Memphis, but seemingly expecting it Memphis ducks underneath it and starts throwing some punches of his own, he backs Rad into the corner and the referee starts a count as he begins throwing punches. Memphis chops Rad’s chest and attempts to whip him to the opposite corner but Rad reverses it. He charges in after Memphis who boosts up off the bottom turnbuckle and hits both feet into the charging Rad’s face causing him to stumble back and fall to the floor. Memphis then climbs the rope and waits for Rad to get to his feet. Once he does he is caught from behind by Abyss who has also risen to his feet. Memphis jumps off aiming a missile drop kick, Rad however ducks under it getting free from Abyss and Memphis catches Abyss square in the face and causes him to fall out of the ring. The move however hurts Memphis slightly and it takes him a while to get up to his feet. Once he does he is grabbed by Rad who throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Rad spots Abyss getting up to his feet on the outside of the ring and he leaps over the top rope and both men crash to the concrete floor outside of the ring.

JR : High risk from Rad

King : Can he capitalise on both men being down?

Kris Gaffney : I’m not sure, he seems to have hurt himself as much as he hurt Abyss.

Memphis slowly comes away from the ring post as Rad and Abyss are both getting to their feet slowly outside of the ring. Rad tries to throw a punch at Abyss but once again Abyss is too strong and blocks the move. He pushes Rad back into the ring steps causing them to break in half. He turns around however as Memphis jumps over the top rope and goes for a Hurricanrana from the ring to outside. Abyss once again shows his immense strength as he prevents Memphis from completing the move and holds him up in the air. Memphis sensing the danger tries to get free but Abyss powerbombs him down onto the ring barrier.

JR : Memphis just found out why they call Abyss the monster.

King : I don’t think Memphis knows his own name after that never mind Abyss’ nickname.

Abyss looks down at the twisted body of Scott Memphis but before he can turn back around Rad Hazard hits him with a chop block to the back of the leg. He then goes for a drop kick to the leg sending Abyss down to one knee. Rad tries to throw punches but Abyss pushes him back and gets back to his feet. Rad again goes for another dropkick to the knee but Abyss moves out of the way and picks Rad up onto his shoulder. He turns towards the ring post and begins to move towards it with Rad on his shoulders. Rad however slides out the back and pushes Abyss head first into the ring post. Rad then quickly rolls Abyss into the ring and goes for the pinfall. 1…2….Abyss gets his foot on the rope. Rad looks frustrated but rolls out of the ring, as he gets outside he kicks Memphis in the gut who is still down and being attended to by a few medical staff who are trying to get him to go up the ramp but he is refusing, the kick sends him back down to the floor. Rad then turns back and grabs Abyss’ leg and slams it into the apron, he then pulls Abyss towards the ring post and slams his leg into the ring post. Rad the locks him up in a figure four leg lock around the ring post as Abyss lets out a cry of pain the ref starts a 5 count.

JR : Smart wrestling here by the veteran Rad Hazard. Abyss may be a monster but if he can’t stand then he’s just like anybody else.

King : I didn’t think Rad was that smart.

Kris Gaffney : Is that “the truth”?

King : No but you can’t handle the truth

Kris Gaffney : ARRRRGGGGHHHHH

Rad breaks the hold right before the 5 count and rolls back into the ring. He pulls Abyss up to his knee’s and starts slapping him, apparently trying to taunt Abyss but all it does is frustrate him as Abyss grabs Rad by the throat and throws him back into the corner. Rad looks a little stunned as Abyss stands up to his feet, Rad then goes back towards Abyss but is overpowered as Abyss starts to set him up for a powerbomb, Rad however once again shows his ring skills and punches Abyss’ knee causing him to drop to one knee. Rad then immediately hits The Realization and goes for the pinfall.

ONE….
TWO….
THR….
KICKOUT

Abyss some how manages to kick out of the Realization much to Rad Hazard’s amazement.

JR : I don’t believe it. Abyss kicked out of the Realization.

King : I guess he can handle the truth.

JR : But for how much longer? Rad looks like he’s ready to put this match to bed.

Rad pulls Abyss back up to his knee and again sets him up for the Realization but this time before he can hit it. Memphis comes from out of nowhere and hits Rad with a super kick. Rad Hazard falls out of the ring, Scott Memphis turns around and Abyss hits a hard diving clothesline that makes Scott Memphis do a flip Abyss waits for Scott Memphis to get up to his feet. Abyss tries to whip Scott Memphis to the ropes as he gets up to his feet, but Scott Memphis is able to reverse it. As Abyss hits the ropes, Rad Hazard hits a chair shot. Abyss stumbles forward right into the Angel Suicide! Rad Hazard tries to get back into the ring, but Scott Memphis knocks him off the apron with a baseball slide that makes him fall into the arena floor. Scott Memphis goes into the cover on Abyss.]

ONE…
TWO…
THR…
THREE

JR : Memphis picks up the biggest victory of his career here.

King : And now he goes on to Last Stand with a chance to take on Tony Ikeda for the TV Championship.

Kris Gaffney : Don’t you mean X-Tazte?

JR : No, Tony Ikeda, the real TV Champion lies in wait for Memphis who will need to be at his best to have a chance of taking his first piece of EMF Gold away from Last Stand

(Memphis walks up the ring still holding his waist as he signals Gold is in his future)

("All About the Money" blasts on the PA system as Tyson Tomko and MVP walks to the ring.)

JR-Although these two stables are involved heavily in the up coming PPV Last Stand, if the Organization wins here, they will get a future tag team title shot.

King-Wonder if Money Inc's going to use Tazte's advice he had in his book against him.

Kris Gaffney-Aw….never worked for Michael Webber, so probably won't matter.

("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm and Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and they both step inside of the ring.)

JR-This stable has had a lot to stay about Money Inc.

King-And none of it good.

Kris Gaffney-If everyone liked each other, what a boring show we would have, huh?

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA System as the crowd cheer. Godwin appears through the curtain with his standard jeans and EMF Grandslam Champion Shirt on. He struts to the ring with a smile on his face as MVP and Tazte look less than pleased.)

JR- What’s Godwin doing here?

King- I think he’s came to get a closer look at the action.

(Godwin walks around the ring, as him and Tazte exchange words. Godwin walks over to the commentary position and puts on a headset)

Godwin- Do you fine gentlemen mi nd if I join you? You know what it doesn’t matter, I’m joining you, take a break JR the new commentary god is here. This should be a great match.

[Scott Tazte and Tyson Tomko decide to start off, Scott Tazte locks up with Tyson Tomko. But Tyson Tomko doesn't seem to be interested in going from this move, so he hits a knee into the gut. This doubles over Scott Tazte, and Tyson Tomko hits a clubbing blow to the back of Scott Tazte that takes down Tazte.]

Godwin- Just what I like to see, Tomko taking the trash out. Well done Tyson.

[Tyson Tomko pulls up Scott Tazte, and tries to whip him to the ropes. Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and Tyson Tomko hits a back elbow to the face that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet. Tyson Tomko kicks Scott Tazte in the gut that doubles over, Tyson Tomko puts Scott Tazte in vertical suplex position. He lifts up Scott Tazte in a vertical suplex, and holds him up there making it a stalling vertical suplex. Then hits the move, Scott Tazte is in pain as she gets up to his feet, only to be knocked down to the mat with a fist. Scott Tazte gets up slowly, and he turns towards Scott Tazte. Tyson Tomko picks up Scott Tazte on his shoulders. But Scott Tazte is able to slide out of the back of Tyson Tomko. Tyson Tomko turns around, and Scott Tazte is able to hit a few fists to the face. Tyson Tomko is stunned a little bit, and Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, but as he bounces off of the ropes both wrestlers knock each other down with a double clothesline. (note: yeah, it's a bit unbelieveable that Tazte knocked down Tomko like that, but just say he caught him when he didn't expect it.) Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Both MVP and Firestorm look for the tag from their respective partners. MVP tags in first, and Scott Tazte is able to tag in to Firestorm. MVP tries to cut off Firestorm off of at the past. But Firestorm hits a shoulder block that knocks back MVP. Firestorm sling shots himself up to the top rope, and hits a flying clothesline. This knocks down MVP, MVP gets up to his feet, and Firestorm hits a few fists to the face. Firestorm tries to whip MVP to the ropes, but it's reversed. Firestorm tries to go for a running clothesline. But MVP tries to throw Firestorm towards the ref, but Firestorm stops just before it happens. But it also creates a blind spot to the ref, and MVP hits a low blow on Firestorm, Firestorm falls down to the mat.]

Kris Gaffney- Quite some ethnics by the one time humble man?

King-Hey, at least he didn't claim to be a common man. That would have made the surprise a little hard to cover up.

Kris Gaffney-Can you picture MVP in poka dots?

*Kris and King shudder*

Godwin- It would probably be an improvement on his power ranger costume.

[MVP points at Godwin and grins as he waits for Firestorm who is obviously in pain, and Firestorm stumbles up to his feet. MVP kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for the play maker, but Firestorm spins out of it sets up MVP, and hits an impaler DDT. Both wrestlers are now down on the mat.]

Godwin- Great stuff, Firestorm showing MVP what will happen if he tries that on me at Last Stand. Nice work Storm.

JR- You are meant to be impartial.

Godwin- I am being impartial. I want either the Organisation or Money Inc to win. I just enjoy seeing good reversals and MVP or Tazte being beaten up.

[Firestorm can't really do anything to try to get the victory after that last move, so he just rests up, and both wrestlers get up to their feet. Firestorm hits a few fists to the face of MVP. MVP stumbles back to the ropes, and Firestorm tries to whip MVP off of the ropes, but it's reversed. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, MVP tries to go for a big boot to the face of Firestorm. But Firestorm grabs the foot of MVP, MVP hops on one foot for a few moments. Then Firestorm throws it down to the mat. MVP goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Firestorm. MVP turns around, and Firestorm sets up MVP, and he hits a t-bone suplex. MVP crashes on the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Firestorm hits a few fists to the face of MVP, MVP backs up, and Firestorm whips MVP off of the ropes. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm leaps in the air, and catch MVP with a flying forearm and MVP slowly gets up dazed. Firestorm takes down MVP with a double leg take down. Firestorm aims MVP towards the turnbuckle, and hits the catapault that sends MVP flying into the corner. MVP crashes into the corner, and stumbles out of the corner. Firestorm comes from behind him, and puts him up in an electric chair set up. Scott Tazte tags himself in, and Firestorm holds MVP in place as Scott Tazte climbs up to the top rope. Scott Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying bulldog that drives MVP's head into the mat. Firestorm notes that Tyson Tomko is trying to get into the ring. But Firestorm hits a quick standing drop kick that sends him to the outside. Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and gets a 1…………………….2……………………kick out by MVP. Scott Tazte gets up, and pulls up MVP with him. Scott Tazte puts him on the position for the Remedy DDT. But before he can hit it, Tyson Tomko comes from behind, and hits a clubbing blow to knock down Scott Tazte. Firestorm attacks Tomko due to this. Firestorm goes back to the corner. MVP gets up to his feet, and hits a jaw breaker on Tazte to knock him back. MVP tries to attack Firestorm, as he thinks he might get back into the ring. But Firestorm ducks under, and hits a hang man. MVP backs up, and this makes MVP back up, and MVP hits heads with the ref. The ref, and MVP goes down to the mat, MVP obviously gets up by the ropes, and the ref doesn't. Scott Tazte charges at MVP, and knocks him and himself over the top rope. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, finally getting up to their feet. MVP is able to hit a knee into the gut and he slams Tazte’s head into the commentary desk and goes eye to eye with Dan Godwin.]

Godwin- Come on, why wait till Last Stand, I’m right here, take your best shot Monty.

[MVP turns round back towards Tazte and kicks him in the gut.]

Godwin- He’s scared, he knows he doesn’t have a cha…

[Suddenly MVP takes Scott Tazte, and launches over the announcers desk right at Dan Godwin, Tazte knocks Dan Godwin over.]

King-Wow…didn't see that coming.

Kris Gaffney-Even though it happens like a million times in wrestling.

JR-After almost 10 years, I'm surprised we have any surprises.

King-It's like a Larry Zybesko "surprise" fest.

Godwin- Excuse me gentlemen but you know what has to happen now.

[MVP throws Scott Tazte into the ring, MVP rolls into the ring and goes for the kill. Suddenly Dan Godwin slides into the ring, and gets ready. MVP turns around sensing someone is there, and is able to duck in time as Godwin's foot is coming for him. Which ends up hitting Scott Tazte instead, MVP takes Godwin and throws him into the ring post shoulder first. MVP goes into the cover as the ref is coming to, and gets the 1……………….2………………….3!]

JR-MVP picked up the scrapes of that mis-cue by Dan Godwin.

King-Who said it was a mis-cue?

Kris Gaffney-Well…he could be like JBL too…

King-Does that mean he's going to make himself his own employee, while he's pretending to be hurt by the ecomony?

(MVP gets up to his feet, only to be speared down by Dan Godwin who hits a few fists. It is reversed, and MVP hits a few fists. Dan Godwin throws off MVP, and the two get in a fist fight when their on their feet. Their only broken up by a lot of EMF refs, and officials coming down. Dan Godwin is pushed out of the ring, while MVP stays in the ring, both are being held back from each other. But MVP forgot Scott Tazte who comes from behind MVP, and hits a clubbing blow to the back. MVP turns around, and gets clotheslined out of the ring. Godwin breaks free from his security and charges MVP and the two get into another fist fight. The officials go the outside, and try to stop the fight, some stay trying to stop Tazte. But Tazte is able to get away, runs and suicide dives on MVP and Godwin outside, as Shockwave goes off the air Tazte, Godwin and MVP trade fists to the face as security attempts to separate them.)

Note: Money Inc. obviously caught the Org. on bad week. Even though Money Inc. had to win, due to this. I tried to have Tazte stand tall in the end despite the loss, as this match was to build up the main event at the PPV.