(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the EMF Shockwave video. As it concludes we go into the darken arena as pyotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on to reveal the fans waving their signs. Some signs say "Viva La Matty D", "Who is that Masked man", and "I paid to see the Rock….FUCK!")

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-And we have quite a show headlined by not only the return of Matt Dragon, but the first stage to find out who Scott Tazte's tag team partner is.

Kris Gaffney-Sounds like a video game…
JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, MVP!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[MVP comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Big Sal!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Big Sal walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. MVP places Big Sal on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Big Sal executes a pumphandle suplex on MVP. (ding, ding, ding) MVP hits Big Sal with the back of his elbow. Big Sal legsweeps MVP. Big Sal rolls onto MVP connecting with a knee. Big Sal puts MVP in an arm grapevine submission. MVP is up again. MVP uses a cradle suplex on Big Sal. MVP places Big Sal over by the turnbuckle. MVP jumps off with a flying sommersault neckbreaker. MVP is up again. MVP drags Big Sal to the floor. ]

The King - MVP can't get a pin at ringside.

[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ]

JR - I wish every match could be like this! Are you enjoying this match?

The King - Oh yeah!

[MVP fist drops Big Sal on the floor. MVP with a high crossbody on Big Sal. Now MVP standing. Big Sal is back on his feet. They head back into the ring. MVP puts Big Sal on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. MVP is up again. MVP goes off the top nailing Big Sal with a flying elbow drop to the gut. MVP jumps off the top turnbuckle with the Blockbuster on Big Sal, Big Sal moves out of the way, and he hits it on the ref instead! MVP looks shocked as he gets up to his feet, and he turns right into a choke slam that connects. Big Sal looks confused, because he knows that making the cover is a waste of time. He runs to the ropes, but suddenly a masked man slides into the ring, and hits a familiar move. The masked man rolls out of the ring, and the MVP crawls into the cover as the ref is coming to Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

JR - MVP has won the match! But who is the masked man?

King - I don't know, but that move did look familiar…either thatw was the Dew Drop, or D-Lo Brown isn't a fan of Big Sal

(MVP gets up, and looks confused as he see's the masked man staring him down.

("Angel on my shoulder" blasts out over the PA System. Velvet Sky, Kelly Kelly, and Katie Lea appear on the stage. All 3 are dressed in typical BP attire, with Katie wearing an unusually (for her) short pink skirt, and a pink top that also didn't leave much to the imagination. The 3 of them make their way down the ramp. Kelly and Velvet get up onto the ring apron to do the usual BP entrance, but then stop. Kelly jumps down and motions for Katie to do the entrance in her place. Katie looks at her like she can't be serious, but she has to do everything she says. Katie jumps onto the apron and puts one leg either side of the ring rope. Velvet does the same, but as the camera comes round to show Katie, Kelly holds up a big "CENSORED" sign to cover Katie's ass, and smirks. Eventually all 3 BP members are in the ring. They have a board set up in the ring with the numbers 1-10, and what seems to be 10 names written next to them, but hidden behind pieces of card. Velvet and Kelly smirks and take microphones to address the crowd.)

Velvet;; Okay You people really want to know why… The Beautiful People are Out here…. And want to know why we have this Board, in the ring…. Well its Simple…. We have Put up 10 Divas Names on this board which is standing right here next to me…. Me and The Beautiful Kelly here will Reveal Them One at a Time…. Now I’m going to hand you over to the lovely Kelly and She Will Explain More about it and start the Revealing Names on the Board…

Kelly: Thanks Velvet. Yea Ladies and Gentleman, we feel that the awareness around the EMF is not high enough. People simply don't know the difference between a Beautiful Person, or an Ugly. so we've compiled a list of the 10 ugliest divas in wrestling History. Whether its EMF, WWE, TNA or anywhere else. No one was left off. So let me start with number 10.....

Kelly: Awesome Kong! I mean... come on... look at that. It's revolting. Is it even possible for a woman to be that big? I mean, what does she eat for breakfast? Her competition? The fact is, Ladies and Gentleman, Kong is not only one of the ugliest women in wrestling... she's one of the ugliest women alive. It's quite surprising therefore, that the BP managed to find 9 women all uglier than Kong! But we did. We'll get to them soon. Kong was so ugly though, that we realised she had no place in wrestling. People blame her fight with Bubba The Love Sponge for her firing from TNA... nothing could be further from the truth. It was Velvet, Madison and Lacey. They drove Kong out. By not only looking far superior to her, but by dominating her, and the rest of TNA in the ring. Just looking at this picture makes me feel sorry that Velvet here ever had to get her hands dirty with this freak. But as I said.... Kong is only number 10. Who is uglier than Kong? Lets find out....

(She removes the next piece of card, and another picture comes up on the tron.)

Kelly: Stephanie McMahon! Eww. Look at that. I mean, I know she's had kids and all, but is there any excuse for those breasts? So mishapen. So out of proportion. I'd have had work done on them if they were mine. As horrible as they are though, there is more to Stephanie than just her breasts. But she doesn't get much better when you look at the rest of her. There's just nothing good about Stephanie. She only got into this company coz of who her father is, and who she's sleeping with. That's it! She has no place in wrestling, none whatsoever. The BP will one day cleanse the world of Stephanie, I mean, you must be sick of looking at her lesbian ass. No, I know she's not a lesbian... but after some of the things I can bet Mickie James did to her, the term is still appropriate. Stephanie is disgusting, but still, despite that, she only ranks number 9. So whose next....

(She removes the card next to number 8.)

Kelly: Marina, of course. Eww. Disgusting. Again, it makes me feel sorry for Velvet... I mean, she had to strip that thing in the ring. Just look at her figure. Horrible. It might be alright for being a hooker, but a wrestler? Do me a favour. Why was she even hired? It clearly wasn't for her looks, and as for ability... well... that's arguably even worse. In fact, that's a match i'd like to see. Marina's look Vs Marina's talent, because they are both so terrible, that it would be a competitive match up. Despite all our attempts though, Marina keeps coming back. But believe me.... in time, we will remove her from the EMF. She'll get sick of losing to us soon enough. And then she'll be gone, and we will have removed yet another ugly from the EMF. Velvet, I'll let you do the next one!

(Velvet steps forward as she Reveals number 7)

Velvet;; Oh Look We Come to Our Member Katie Lea… You see…. She really isn’t that Beautiful… I mean…. Look at her…. *Velvet points to Katie* I mean She doesn’t have the body…. She doesn’t have the Looks…. She has nothing compared to The Beautiful People….. But She had the locker Box and Now she has to be a member of the Beautiful People. And she has to do as we say…. I mean look at her split ends….. Her Ugly face… *Velvet walks over to her as she looks at her at her as she looks away pretending to be sick* Like damn…. We got to be stuck with her…. For a whole month… So I guess we got to make her one of us… Which Means…. We are going to make her over tonight… In this very Ring…Also, I don’t have to use My Locked Box to make her over… Seeing as her contract was to become a member of The Beautiful People, and she has to do whatever we say!

(Katie looks a mixture of horrified and shocked as she is forced to sit into a chair that is in the ring. Velvet pulls out what seems to be hair dye, and begins to apply it to Katie's hair. She also has resources to do other things to Katie, like her make up, and her nails. Her and Kelly swap between eachother with whose making over Katie, and who is talking to the crowd.)

Kelly: Well... Velvet, at number 6 we have.....

Kelly: Oh look... it's Mangelina Love! You notice her name is crossed out? Do you? That's because we've already cleansed the EMF of that... thing, that looked a bloke with breasts. Come on... did anyone want to see that? I'm sorry Velvet... but what were you thinking bringing her into the Beautiful People? You did well bringing Madison and Lacey over... but her? I could swear she's a man if it wasn't for those oversized novelty looking implants. That's just disgusting. I'm shocked we managed to find FIVE Divas uglier than her. That's a miracle in itself. At least we don't have to look at her anymore though... and that's all thanks to the BP!

Velvet;; You Know Kelly I agree…. I don’t know what the hell I was thinking… But yes like you said we have Cleansed EMF of that Disgusting man lookalike. *Velvet laughs* Okay, Okay Moving on at Number 5 We Have…. *Velvet removes the White card Revealing.

Velvet;; Oh My God….. We have Mickie Dyke James…… I still can’t believe we have found 4 Divas Uglier than This Disgusting…. Thing…. I mean…. God damn…. She makes me feel Sick…. Look at what she looks like….I mean she is one Over weight… Well I ain’t going to say that last word *She laughs* God damn…. Just the thought of being in the ring makes me Puke….. Argh… She makes me so angry…. But at least it’s a start taking this women’s Title from her to the Beautiful People….. Where it belongs….. Now You see We ranked Mickie Dyke James…. At Number 5 Because…. There are More Uglier Divas than her… She maybe my worst Enemy right now… I mean After all… I took her precious Title and her best friend….. But there are still 4 more Divas we have to name….. So moving swiftly On….. *Velvet smirks as she steps forward and removes the White Card Revealing Number 4.* Number 4 we have…..

Velvet;; NATASHA JONES….. God just saying her name makes me so damn Angry…. That Disgusting, Most Ugliest Things I Have ever Seen…. In My Career…. No word of a Lie…. She just makes me want to be sick also…… She will get what’s coming to her…And I Will get revenge on her…. After she stole Little Laura From Us…. That That….. GOD she makes me so Angry….*Velvet has a angry look on her face.* One way or another She will Pay…. I don’t know what the hell Johseen is this Piece…. Of Crap…. God damn… But Like she is Still at Number 4…. Who Could be The Top 3 Ugliest Divas in EMF History….. Eh? Well Kelly Who is Number 3? These people wanting to know the Top 3 Ugliest Divas are *Velvet laughs as she folds her arms as she steps out the way.*

Kelly: Oh good... its Boobarella herself.... Fyre. She's not just a crime against the EMF looks department, she's a crime against nature. I mean... how many implants does she have in those things? I'm surprised she hasn't suffocated anyone with them. It's just a good thing John Cena got her out of that hideous Bra and Panties stip... because having to look at her walking around half naked all the time was starting to make me sick. And then she said she "burnt" her favourite bra and panties coz the crowd mocked them.... and I couldn't help but think of the poor hole in the o-zone layer doubling in size. She's just bought global warming forward a few hundred years with one action. Why does the EMF keep her around anyway? She'd be better off in a cage as a freak show attraction. Honestly... I don't know if its gets much uglier than Fyre. I'm almost scared to find out who the top 2 are.... I mean... how do you make Boobzilla uglier?

Velvet;; Oh My god kell…. Who could be Number two…. I mean damn your right she is a Crime against the EMF looks Department…. Now Moving on two the 2nd Ugliest Diva In EMF History…. *Velvet reveals Number two as she pretends to be sick*

Velvet;; We have….. Oh god…. Amy….. Now She is just as bad as Boobarella itself… but without the boobs…. I mean Damn…. What the Hell…. She is completely a crime against EMF looks department… What was John thinking… getting married to this disgusting…. Waste of space…. She is completely definitely the 2nd Ugliest thing in EMF History… *Velvet laughs* and what the helllll is up with that Shoulder Tattoo….. *pretends to vomit* I mean Really that isn’t attractive at all….. that is damn Nastyy…. I mean what the fuck is it meant to be? Wait, wait I know….. It’s a self-portrait of herself. *Velvet laughs* Okay, Okay… I know you all want to know who the Number 1 Ugliest Diva is in EMF History… and I can Reveal It is…. *Velvet removes the card*

Velvet;; Miss Jackie…. *Velvet smirks at Kelly* You see…. Everyone thought I liked Miss Jackie…. When she “Helped” me Out when Mickie was going to Try to destroy My Life…. But You see…. She may of Came out and Kissed Mickie James…. But…. She just wanted to show everyone here that she is the same as Mickie James….. she is a disgusting Old has-been…… DYKE…… You see…. She has always liked Females…. Deep down…. Even if she was married to John…. She would still always find the time to check out the Females…. But John got rid of her….. So You see…. Miss Jackie….. Is the Number One Ugliest Diva in EMF History…. And that is also exactly why I don't want to

get my hands dirty defending my championship against her....

(Suddenly Velvet is interupted by "Generic Theme" blasting out over the PA system. Jackie stands on the ramp, and smirks, holding a microphone.)

Jackie: You think i'm the ugliest? That the best you got? This little bullshit countdown? Is it meant to offend me? You made a big mistake Velvet.... because you came out here without you 357 slappers to back you up. There's just the 2 of you.... and Katie if you force her. But I got some backup of my own... and when we're finished with you... you're going to have to put yourself right to the top of that list!

(Suddenly "Obsession" plays and Mickie James and Maria join Jackie on the ramp. Velvet looks at Mickie, Maria and Jackie up on the Ramp as she starts shout at Katie and Kelly…)

Velvet;; You honestly Think…. You three Dykes…. Are a match for the Beautiful People….. I don’t think so….. Were The Best in this Company… Unlike yourselves…..

(Suddenly the 3 Divas charge down to the ring. Velvet and Kelly quickly bail to the outside. Jackie, Mickie and Maria look at Katie Lea, whose just been made over by the BP, but don't seem to want to hurt her. Velvet begins yelling out orders to Katie, but Katie shakes her head, and slides out of the ring. Suddenly Velvet gets in Katie's face, looking angry. Velvet is screaming at her and suddenly Katie grabs Velvet and throws her into the ring. She stands up and gets hit by a Mick-Kick from Mickie James, and then picked up, and planted with an F-Off from Miss Jackie. Suddenly Lacey and Madison are running down the ramp, and Jackie, Mickie and Maria decide to bail rather than take on all 5 members of the BP at once (including Katie). As they are leaving, Kelly slides into the ring to check on Velvet, and as she does, she drops something. It's her Lockbox contract for a match of her choice. Kelly looks down, and stares at the contract, and then looks at the downed Velvet with the title laying next to her. She looks conflicted, like shes tempted, but also like she just can't do it. Velvet begins to come around as she gets up….. as she holds onto her head… looking at Kelly and Then at Katie as she begins to shout at both of them)

Velvet;; WHAT THE HELL KEL….. why didn’t you do something… damn it….

(she steps in the face of Katie Lea…..)

Velvet;; and as for you…. You’re going to Pay for what you just done….. Trust me on that one….

(Velvet picks up her title as she slides out the ring…. Placing it on her shoulder…. As Madison and Lacey follow Velvet… as Velvet storms up the ramp annoyed and angry… as Kelly and Katie slide out following behind them as the scene fades out)

("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA system as the Team Captain MxMxPunk walks to the ring along with his tag team partner, and manager Dustin Miller.)

JR-This is it, Punk will finally get one of the Machine Gunns in the ring.

King-Well we know one thing for sure….he is certainly better than them.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed.

("The Machine Gunns" blastson the PA system as the Gunns pose on the top of the stage, they walk down to the ring.)

JR-These two are very talented.

King-Especially when they can focus on wrestling.

Kris Gaffney-Just hope no good X-Box game comes out.

[Alex Shelley, and MxMxPunk lock up, and MxMxPunk hits a knee lift that doubles over Alex Shelley. MxMxPunk hits a European upper cut that knocks down Alex Shelley, and MxMxPunk waits as Alex Shelley gets up to his feet, and MxMxPunk hits a few fists to the face backing up. Alex Salley is the ropes, and MxMxPunk whips Alex Shelley to the ropes, but it's reversed. MxMxPunk bounces off of the ropes, and then as he comes off of the ropes. MxMxPunk leaps in the air, and hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Alex Shelley. Alex Shelley stumbles up to his feet, and he takes a wild swing at MxMxPunk which is easily avoided, MxMxPunk sets up Alex Shelley, and hits an atomic drop that stumbles Alex Shelley forward in pain, and MxMxPunk runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and MxMxPunk comes off of the ropes, and hits a face crusher that sends Alex Shelley into the mat. MxMxPunk pulls up Alex Shelley by the hair, and picks up Alex Shelley, and hits a body slam on Alex Shelley perfectly placed into the corner. MxMxPunk goes to the otuisde, and climbs up to the top rope, he steady's himself on the top turnbuckle. Then once he's ready, MxMxPunk leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and comes crashing down on Alex Shelley with a big splash off of the top rope! MxMxPunk being in the pin from there hooks the leg of Alex Shelley, and the ref counts the 1……………………2……………kick out by Alex Shelley!]

JR-Almost three.

King-Definitely not something you can find in the new EMF game.

Kris Gaffney-Really? Wow…that sucks.

[MxMxPunk looks like he doesn't care that he didn't get the three count, he just wants to put out more pain for Alex Shelley. MxMxPunk waits as Alex Shelley gets up as he seemly wants to hit his most effective move to do that, and send a message. But Alex Shelley is taking too long, so MxMxPunk goes over to Alex Shelley, and pulls up Alex Shelley, but Alex Shelley answers with a jaw breaker. MxMxPunk stumbles back holding his face, this allows Alex Shelley to get up. MxMxPunk takes a wild clothesline at Alex Shelley, Alex Shelley is able to duck it, and hits a running ezungri. MxMxPunk is stunned. Alex Shelley runs to the ropes, as he comes off of the ropes, and MxMxPunk is able to execute a back body drop, but before he goes flying. Alex Shelley is able to hold on MxMxPunk's head, and he comes back down, and spikes MxMxPunk on the mat with a DDT. MxMxPunk looks like he might be down for the count, but Alex Shelley decided to go for one more move, he runs to the ropes, and leaps off of the second rope, and hits a asi spring board moonsault. Alex Shelley goes into the cover on MxMxPunk, and the ref counts the 1……………………2………………………kick out by MxMxPunk. Alex Shelley looks surprised that Punk kicked out of that one.]

JR-It looks like the former world champion isn't going down without a fight.

King-They never do..I want to see one go down without a fight!

[Alex Shelley measures up on MxMxPunk to try to finish him off, but suddenly Dustin Miller jumps on the apron. This turns Alex Shelley's attention, and with this MxMxPunk is able to crawl behind Shelley, and school boy's Alex Shelley, for the 1…………….2…………….3. Chris Sabin pulls Dustin Miller on off of the apron. He hits his head, and Chris Sabin hits a few fists to the face, as in the ring Alex Shelley, and MxMxPunk brawl as EMF officials, and refs try to break up the fight as we go into commercial.]

("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Firestorm is the closest to Tazte, and he feels like he should be the automatic choice, or so it seems.

King-Well…guess you can't blame him….god knows how I would feel.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah….same here.

("Matt Dragon's theme" blasts on the PA system as Matt Dragon walks to the ring along side Mr. E.)

JR-Matt Dragon and Scott Tazte months ago were about to form a tag team, but the plans never occurred.

King-Well, Matt seems ready now, and I think out of the three. This whole thing will be most benefitial to him.

("Game On" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda, walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-While the before mentioned have, or were going to be Scott Tazte's tag team partner. Tony Ikeda has been waiting for a while in the wings to try to get Tazte as a tag team partner. I'm pretty sure he might be the more determined of the three.

King-…I can see why.

Kris Gaffney-What about Randy Orton.

King-What about him?

Kris Gaffney-…ok…

[Firestorm, Matt Dragon, and Tony Ikeda start out staring down each other, and Firestorm goes over to Tony Ikeda and they stare down. Firestorm takes a shot at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda ducks it, and Tony Ikeda hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Firestorm. Firestorm stumbles backwards, and Tony Ikeda whips Firestorm off of the ropes, and Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm goes for a flying clothesline that knocks down Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda stumbles up to his feet, and Firestorm hits a inverted atomic drop that stumbles back Tony Ikeda. Firestorm hits a double leg take down. Firestorm sets up Tony Ikeda for a catapault that sends Tony Ikeda flying into the ring post, Tony Ikeda hits his head on the top turnbuckle. Tony Ikeda turns around, and Firestorm measures up, and he charges at Tony Ikeda in the corner. Firestorm jumps, and hits a big splash out of the corner. Firestorm stumbles out of the corner after the impact of the move, and would wait for Tony Ikeda to come out at him, but he stumbles right into the waiting Matt Dragon who had been waiting for his spot, and Matt Dragon trying to steal a win here quickly sets up, and hits a german suplex with a bridge that the ref counts the 1……………………2……………………..Tony Ikeda dazed dives out of the corner, and hits an axe handle to break up the count. Matt Dragon picks up Tony Ikeda, and throws him out of the ring, and as his back is turned Firesotrm charges at the distracted Matt Dragon, and tries to roll him up, but Matt Dragon is able to hold on to the ropes, and Firestorm summer saults into the middle of the ring, and Firestorm gets up to his feet, and he charges at Matt Dragon. But Matt Dragon is able to counter with a super kick that knocks down Firestorm. Firestorm is down on the mat, and Matt Dragon hits a few stomps on the downed Firestorm. He backs out as Firestorm gets up to his feet, and Matt Dragon kicks Firestorm in the gut, and goes for the breath of Fire. But before he can hit it Firestorm lifts up.]

JR-Firestorm is countering.

King-Shouldn't we wait until he's finished countering?

Kris Gaffney-NO!

[Firestorm puts Matt Dragon over the top rope, but Matt Dragon is able to land on the apron, and he hits a hang man on the top rope. Firestorm neck snaps off of the top rope, and Matt Dragon tries to go for another move, but Tony Ikeda grabs his boot, but Matt Dragon is able to kick him off, and with this chance he leaps to the top rope, and Matt Dragon goes for a spring board move off of the top rope, and leaps off of the top turnbuckle. But Firestorm counters with a drop kick that knocks down Matt Dragon. Tony Ikeda jumps on the apron, and Firestorm hits a quick spring board drop kick that knocks Tony Ikeda down to the mat. As he gets up to his feet, Matt Dragon is charging although in pain at Firestorm, Firestorm counters it with a hot shot that sends Matt Dragon throat first into the rope. He bounces off of, and then he stumbles towards Firestorm. Firestorm kicks Matt Dragon in the gut, and hits a quick DDT that plants Matt Dragon directly on his head. Firestorm goes into the cover quickly knowing that he only has a limited window to get the pin before Tony Ikeda might try to make the save for himself. The ref counts the 1………………………………..2………………….kick out by Matt Dragon. Firestorm hits the mat as he knows that might be a situation that he might not get again in this match. Firestorm picks up Matt Dragon, and sets him up for the Firestarter, he slowly turns Matt Dragon for the Firestarter. But Matt Dragon gets loose, and Matt Dragon hits a bulldog head lock that drives Firestorm into the mat. Unfortunately both wrestlers are down on the mat that neither of them can't take advantage of this situation.]

JR-Both wrestlers are giving it their all.

King-It's too bad only one wins.

Kris Gaffney-Actually two wins, the winner just gets an advantage. The object here is not to lose.

[Firestorm slowly gets up to his feet, and see's MVP walking down the isle. But he stops, and stands in the isle, and smiles. This causes enough distraction for Matt Dragon to sets up Firestorm, and he hits the Breath of Fire on Firestorm from behind. Matt Dragon goes into the cover. But before the count, Tony Ikeda hits a low drop kick to the ribs of Matt Dragon which makes him roll out of the ring. Tony Ikeda quickly goes into the cover on Firestorm, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2………………….3!]

JR-Matt Dragon did all the work, but Tony Ikeda claimed the reward.

King-Yeah, but he might regret that…Matty D isn't going away after this match.

Kris Gaffney-What a bitch.

(Shockwave goes off the air with Matt Dragon and Tony Ikeda staring down each other.)

(Note: just trying to build some matches for the PPV out of this, if MVP has a problem let me know, we can always edit. But I think it'll be benefit everyone.)

(Note 2: As for the who got the pin, it wasn't easy. Liked both RP's, just liked Tony's a bit more on this occasion.)