EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We go into the dark arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as fans are yelling, and waving their signs. The camera zooms around the crowd. Finally the commentators being to talk.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave tonight the EMF comes to you live from the Quicken loans arena in Cleveland, Ohio. King we have a great card lined up, headlined by a 10 man, 3 fall match for three contendership match.

King-We have seen a few multi-fall matches before, I’m not sure we have seen one with this many competitors.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s not forget some of the other great matches on the card.

JR-Speaking of which the first one is about to start.

(“X gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out in slow motion with Paige walking on his side. Wade Wilson makes a comment to the camera that someone remembered his manager.

JR-We’ll starts out with a match against two champions.

King-Wade Wilson knows who he will be facing in the near future, Buddy Friend will learn here soon.

Kris Gaffney-That might play a part in this match if either look ahead too far.

JR-Nice Guy Buddy Friend has been very impressive since coming to the EMF.

King-In fact he became the IC champion, defeating Daryl Prichard, someone who was a long time champion.

Kris Gaffney-Now he needs to face Wade Wilson…who isn’t his buddy, friend.

King-He’s not your friend, guy.

Kris Gaffney-He’s not…

JR-Let’s just start this match.

[Nice Guy Buddy Friend plays to the crowd, Wade Wilson for some reason talks to the camera about classic wrestling villains. Nice Guy Buddy Friend attempts to shake his hand. Wade Wilson answers with an inverted atomic drop, acting out like he also feels Nice Guy Buddy Friend’s pain. He backs up, and he hits a hard forearm shot to the face that knocks down Nice Guy Buddy Friend Wade Wilson picks up Nice Guy Buddy Friend, and he pushes him into the corner, and he hits a few kicks into the gut, and he hooks Buddy Friend, and he runs out of the corner, and he hits a hip toss that sends him flying, and he crashes down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Wade Wilson picks up Buddy Friend, and he drops him on his knee with a back breaker. Wade Wilson drops him down on the mat, and Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Nice Guy Buddy Friend. The ref goes into position to make the cover, the ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Nice Guy Buddy Friend. Wade Wilson stands over Nice Guy Buddy Friend, and drops down a few stomps on the shoulder of Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend rolls away, he tries to get up with the help of the corner ropes. Wade Wilson closes in on Nice Guy Buddy Friend. Nice Guy Buddy Friend fires away a few kicks into the gut on Wade Wilson allowing him to back away. Buddy Friend pulls himself up to the second rope, he waits, he jumps off of the second turnbuckle. But Wade Wilson see’s this coming, and he jumps up in the air, and he connects with a standing drop kick that knocks Buddy Friend out of the air.]

JR-It was a good try, but things didn’t quite work out for Buddy Friend.

King-Are we giving people awards for trying now?

Kris Gaffney-Guess so…

[Wade Wilson picks up Buddy Friend, and he hooks him for the Dead Pool. Buddy Friend is able to counter with a back body drop Wade Wilson crashes down on the mat. Wade Wilson on his knee’s. Buddy Friend acts quickly, and he hits a shining wizard to the side of the head. Wade Wilson goes down on the mat. Buddy Friend takes a few moments to rest up. Wade Wilson rolls into the corner, Buddy Friend runs to the corner, jumps, and he connects with a splash in the corner that makes him fall out of the corner face first into the mat.]

JR-That splash probably made Sting proud.

King-Because every splash in the corner is a Stinger splash?

Kris Gaffney-Guess so…

[Buddy Friend waits for Wade Wilson to get up, he sets him up, he hooks him for his finisher Kill’em with Kindness. Wade Wilson spins out of it. He kicks Buddy Friend in the gut, and plants him down with his Finisher the Dead pool. Buddy Friend seems out of it. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Buddy Friend. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……………..3!!]

JR-Wade Wilson countered Buddy Friend’s finisher, and got the victory.

(giggling echo’s through out the arena as the lights turn off. “Keys to the City” plays as Trish walks out on the stage. She rises her hand as the lights turn on. She power walks down to the stage. She climbs up on the apron, and gets into the ring. Inside of the ring she once again rises her hand to the crowd.)

JR-Trish Stratus is one time EMF women’s champion…

King-Does that mean she’s even with Rita Van Toad?

Kris Gaffney-Probably not, plus she did win the other belt that brief time when the women’s championship split into two.

King-I guess so…if Rita had just taken the cool jacket from Chyna, she would have had a lot of people beat.

(The start of “How strong do you think I am” blasts on the PA system as the lights turn to blue giving the effect of ice. Catherine Walker walks out on the stage in her normal criss crossed strap plunging bra top, and very short skirt. On the top of the stage, she moves around with a large smile, she spins around catching some of her…not as long hair in her hands. She stares at it, she pulls her phone out…from…somewhere, texts something, and puts it away. She throws her hair over her shoulder. She walks down to ring side. She walks up the steps, and enters the ring. She doesn’t seem to look too pleased as she walks around the ring, and looks at her opponent.)

JR-Catherine doesn’t seem too happy.

King-Who cares about that…I just want to know where she had her phone.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure we’ll never know.

[The bell rings Catherine and Trish Stratus pace around the ring. Catherine yells wait, she starts to argue with the ref about this match being OMG. Trish Stratus is tired of waiting, she goes up to Catherine, and she goes for a chick kick. Catherine Walker is able to move her head, looking a bit surprised, she pushes Trish in the back, and she bounces off of the ropes. She bounces off of the ropes, Catherine hooks Trish Stratus up with a full nelson, she lifts her up, and drops her back first for her full nelson back breaker that calls the Ice Breaker. Catherine Walker stays on her knee’s. Trish holding her back rolls outs under the ropes. Catherine her head into the game, Catherine Walker waits for Trish Stratus. Trish Stratus is slow to get up to her feet, once she gets up to her feet holding her hand to her back after the Ice breaker. Catherine Walker tries to sling shot herself over the otp rope, but Trish Stratus seems to be ready for another chick kick, Catherine still has a grip on the ropes, and is able to use it to pull her back before she goes towards Trish Stratus. Trish Stratus swings through on the Chick Kick once again. Catherine now back to Trish. She jumps on the second rope, spring boards off of the second rope. Flipping in mid air she connects with a asai moonsault off of the second rope that connects on Trish Stratus to a loud reaction from the crowd. Catherine holds her stomach, she grabs Trish Stratus by the hair, and she rolls her into the ring.]

JR-Catherine Walker showing off her athletic ability.

King-I thought that she was the one who couldn’t fight?

Kris Gaffney-She’s always been athletic though…so…guess she could have always flippyed you to death.

King-More you know.

Kris Gaffney-…ok…I’m assuming Catherine just paid you off to say that.

King-…maybe…

[Catherine climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope, she steady’s herself as Trish Stratus tries to get up to her feet. Catherine Walker jumps up, twisting in air attempting to go for the corkscrew stunner she calls the Retro Rewind. But Trish Stratus moves out of the way. Catherine falls on her ass on the mat. Slowly she rises up to her feet, Trish Stratus this time is on target hitting the Chick kick right into the bridge of Catherine’s nose. Catherine goes down on the mat. Trish Stratus goes into the cover on Catherine hooking the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…Catherine rolls the shoulder up breaking up the count. Trish Stratus sits on the mat thinking of her next move. Catherine has crawled over to the corner trying to recover, she pulls herself up to her feet with the help of the ropes. Trish Stratus gets up, she yells in frustration as she runs towards the corner. But Catherine is able to get her feet up. Trish Stratus stumbles back. Catherine pulls herself up to the second turnbuckle. Trish rebounds, she hands springs herself on the bottom rope trapping Catherine’s head into her legs, and dropping her off of the top rope with the Stratus-phere.]

King-People need to remember never to get in that position when facing Trish.

Kris Gaffney-It’s like powerbombing Billy Kidman, you have to do it.

JR-Anyways…it looks like Trish…

[But JR is cut off by boo’s from the crowd as Tiffany starts to walk down to the ring. Trish Stratus looks confused asking what Tiffany is doing here. Catherine is getting up to her feet, Trish Stratus gets her head back into the game. She hooks Catherine’s head into a head lock, and rises her hand to the crowd to signal for the Stratus-faction. She spring boards off of the top rope. Catherine is able to leverage, counting the move to dumping Trish behind her before she can hit her finisher. Trish stumbles, and falls right into the ref, it makes the ref fall down. Tiffany jumps on the apron as she now has brass knuckles on her fist. She grabs Catherine by the shoulder, turns, and attempts to go for a fist on Catherine, Catherine ducks it. It instead hits Trish. Trish goes down like a ton of bricks. Catherine baseball slides Tiffany, she goes face first into the apron. Catherine looks around not knowing what to do, then she quickly goes into the cover. The ref coming to make the counts 1……………………2……………………..3!!]

JR-That certainly backfired for Tiffany.

King-I don’t think so…Tiffany got to show off that she has the power of the punch!

William Regal-It’s a gift!

(Catherine slides out of the ring as Tiffany slides into the ring. Tiffany glares as Catherine walks up the ramp. Yelling at her.)

(“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, he holds up the World Championship, he walks down to the ring.)

JR-Logan Riley is on top of the world.

King-He knows it too, he’s not shy to tell you.

Kris Gaffney-Can’t blame him. I would too.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, and he eats some grapes, and throws some at the crowd. They throw grapes back at him.)

JR-Kenny last week won a match to face his Logan Riley’s tag team partner in the near future as we pointed out in the Wade Wilson match.

King-I guess it only makes sense that he faces Logan this week.

Kris Gaffney-I guess so.

[Logan Riley stand in the middle of the ring. Kenny Omegrape is too busy eating fruit. Logan Riley takes his time, and then as Kenny is done, Logan Riley rushes in, and he hits a few fists to the face. Logan Riley pushes him into the corner, Lgoan Riley hits a knee lift into the gut, and then another Logan Riley grabs Kenny Omegrape’s head, and snaps him down with a snapmare. He hits a quick drop kick to the back that puts down Kenny Omegrape. Logan Riley stands over Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Omegrape. He grabs him up to his feet, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. As he comes off of the ropes Logan Riley goes for a front drop kick, but it’s blocked Kenny Omegrape goes for a catapault that sends him flying towards the corner, but Logan Riley is able to land on the second turnbuckle. He jumps backwards, spinning in air he connects with a twisting cross body block. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2..KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Logan Riley and Kenny Omegrape get up at about the same time, Logan Riley hits a quick low thurst kick to the gut that sends Kenny back down to his knee’s, and Logan Riley runs to the ropes, and he connects with a flip neck breaker that puts down Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape rolls away, and finds himself on the apron as he rolled under the ropes. He pulls himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes. But Logan Riley meets him there with a punch to the face.]

JR-Kenny probably thought that he had the match in his control after that catapault, but it didn’t quite work like that.

King-I guess keep on your eyes on your opponent.

Kris Gaffney-Unless he pokes you in them…then you’re pretty screwed.

[Logan Riley picks up Kenny Omegrape, and then he sets him up into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, but Logan Riley is able to shift his weight, and he lands into a cross body block. But Kenny isn’t able to hold Logan Riley into a pinning combination, so he rolls off of the cross body block. Both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet, but they don’t stay down on the mat long enough to really mention the standing ten count. Logan Riley goes for the Final Cut, but Kenny Omegrape was able to see it coming, he ducks under. Logan Riley turns around. Kenny Omegrape picks him up, and he drops him with a whiplash spine buster. Kenny Omegrape falls into the cover on Logan Riley. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2……..KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Both wrestlers are pulling themselves up to their feet. Kenny Omegrape is able to hook Logan Riley, and he rolls him up into a small package. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………………2……………KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Kenny Omegrape takes a few moments to consider his next move as he was hoping he could have caught Logan Riley off guard with those last two pin attempts. Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, and he waits for Lgoan Riley to get up to his feet.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape looks to want to finish off this match.

King-Omegrape looks focused.

Kris Gaffney-He’ll need to be, that’s the only way you can beat someone like Logan Riley.

[Kenny Omegrape picks up Logan Riley. Logan Riley answers with a push back, Kenny falls out of the ring, and on to the apron. Logan Riley runs at Kenny. Kenny counters with a forearm shot that backs off Logan Riley. Kenny Omegrape gets ready, sling shots up to the top rope, and goes for some sort of move off of the top rope. But Logan counters, and connects to the jaw with the Final Cut. Kenny goes down seemly out of it. Logan goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!]

JR-Kenny left his feet, and Logan countered.

King-That might have been the plan from the start.

Kris Gaffney-Sometimes it does work out for you.

(“Paralyzed” blasts on the PA system. Ben Black walks out on the stage, and he walks down to the ring, and enters the ring.)

JR-Ben Black last week didn’t quite get the victory he was looking for.

King-I guess that he needs to get revenge on someone in that match.

Kris Gaffney-It’s almost like everyone in that match matters.

(“Matt Faris’ theme” blasts on the PA system. Matt Faris walks out on the stage, and he walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Matt Faris might share Ben Black’s point of view.

King-Alycia Irvine just said from her point of view, they are both wrong.

Kris Gaffney-No one cares.

[Ben Black rushes into the ring, and he takes down with a double leg take down as the bell rings, and he hammers away at fists to face of Matt Faris. Matt Faris throws him off. Matt Faris gets up to his feet, Ben Black puts him into a side head lock, and then Matt Faris backs him into the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Ben Black goes for a hip toss, but it’s countered by Matt Faris landing on his feet. Ben Black counters with a diving clothesline that puts him down on the mat. Matt Faris goes down on the mat. Ben Black picks up Matt Faris, and he puts him into a power bomb position, he sets him up, and he drops him into the corner for a buckle Bomb. He bounces out of the corner. Matt Faris stumbles out of the corner, and then Ben Black kicks him in the gut which doubles over Matt Faris, he doubles him over. He hooks him into a vertical suplex position. He sets him up, and he drops him for a fisherman suplex without a bridge. Ben Black gets up.]

King-See, Ben Black didn’t go for the pin there, because he knows he’s not perfect.

JR-Or he just didn’t want to hear you say the line.

Kris Gaffney-That’s not perfect.

King-………..

[Ben Black picks up Matt Faris, Matt Faris rakes his eyes, and then Matt Faris jumps up, and he connects with an ezuguri to the side of the head. Matt Faris stunned falls into the corner. Ben Black is able to recover after a time, and he runs at Matt Faris. But Matt Faris is able to counter this with a power slam. Matt Faris goes into the cover on Ben Black. The ref counts 1……………..2….KICK OUT by Ben Black!! Matt Faris slowly gets up. Ben Black is up to his feet as well. He runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he drops Ben Black for a sling blade.]

JR-Matt Faris might be gaining the momentum

King-That is good…

Kris Gaffney-For Ben Black.

[Matt Faris goes to the outside of the ring, he climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off of the top rope. But at the last moment Ben Black moves out of the way. Ben Black gets up, he sets up Matt Faris, and drops him for the Black Out Piledriver. Matt Faris seems out cold. Ben Black goes into the cover on Matt Faris. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR- Matt Faris took a chance, and it did not pay off.

Kris Gaffney-Told you…

(Lights go out and DMX "X Gonna Give it to you" blasts and the fans erupt. The lights come back on flashing red as Wade dances out onto the stage with his TV championship around his waste. He does a little break dancing and then stops laying on the floor waving out to the fans.)

Announcer: This match is a cage match. You win the contest by escaping the cage and being the first person with both feet on the floor. Introducing first, he stands at 6'2" weighing 210lbs. He's the Merc With A Mouth, WADE WILSON!

Jr: Wade had a tough loss against The Rock the other week, but outside of that he has been tearing through his competition and hoping to continue.

KG: We will see how the Melon Gods feel about that.

King: What!? No Paige? I hope Walter beats him!

(Wade kip ups and makes an X with his hand and brings it down yelling "suck it!" As fireworks shoot out from the stage. Wade makes his way to the ring dancing and shaking hands with fans. Once inside he looks up at the cell and smiles before handing his title to the official and waiting on his opponent.)

("The Duck song" blasts as Jack Heyman steps out onto the stage with a fruit platter in one hand and the mic in another.)

JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the REGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION AND ONE HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! He stands at 6'3" and 205lbs of pure juicy deliciousness. He IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, WALTER MELON!

Jr: Walter is an interesting fellow, with some strange activities, but his skill and toughness cant be denied.

KG: Its because of the Melon Gods.

King: What? No Melonia? I hope Wade beats him.

(Confused, both Jr and KG stare at king and Walter steps out onto the stage, both titles draped over his shoulders and a cocky smirk on his face. He stops beside Jack Heyman as he opens his mout and Jack feeds Walter some of the fruit. Walter then whispers something in Jack's ear, Jack looks confused and Walter nods his head and then Jack Heyman walks backstage as Walter makes his way to the ring eyeing Wade the entire time with a smirk on his face. Once inside he doesnt take his eyes off of Wade as he smiles and waits for the match.)

DING! DING! DING!

(Wade reaches back grabbing at the cage and pulling it, then back at Walter with a smile. Walter reaches into his tights pulling out a grape and tossing it into his mouth, Wade gives him a wink and a thumbs thumbs up. They begin to circle the ring as they close distance. Wad reaches out, as does Walter as they inch closer. Walter fakes like they are going to lock hands, but then pulls back and attempts a roundhouse kick to the head, but Wade is able to duck. Walter spins around as the kick misses and Wade then throws a left hook to Walter's body and attempts a right hook to Walter's head, but Walter blocks it and answers it with a straight right of his own, he then lifts his front leg and pushes it into Wade's gut pushing Wade back, but Wade then quickly lunges back forward attempting a lariat that Walter ducks, jumps up and as Wade turns to face Walter he's met with a pale kick that causes him to stumble back. Walter quickly back to his feet rushes towards Wade grabbing his arm and then whipping him into the ropes. On the return Wade ducks a lariat and continues to run to the other side of the ropes and on the return Walter drops to the ground as Wade jumps over and continues his run. Bouncing off of the ropes again, Walter back to his feet ducks down and Wade jumps up rolling over the back of Walter and then onto his feet and once Walter turns to meet Wade, Wade attempts a superkick that is caught by Walter. As Walter shakes his finger he laughs, he takes his other hand and smacks Wade in the face but immediately after contact Wade leaps off of his other foot that isnt being held and swings it around connecting his shin to the side of Walter's jaw which causes Walter to stumble back into the ropes. Wade quick to his feet rushes towards Walter, Walter rushes at Wade, Wade ducks a haymaker from Walter then Wade jumps up putting one foot onto the top rope, jumping up off and then pushing off of the steel cage as Walter turns back around hes met with a corkscrew moonsault by Wade.)

Jr: Wow, what a fast start to this matchup!

KG: I guess that's how the Melon Gods want this to go down.

King: How does he always have grapes in his tights? Wouldn't they smoosh?

(Wade quickly to his feet wasting no time runs and jumps up onto the top rope and without turning around jumps off doing a backflip and on his way down Walter lifts both knees causing Wade to crash his body down onto the knees and then to the ground. Both men down. Wade rolls towards the ropes, Walter inching towards the ropes behind him. They both grab the ropes and begin pulling themselves to their feet. Once up Wade smiles and waves at Walter saying "Hello." And then Walter takes a grape from his tights and whips it at Wade, Wade catches the grape in his mouth eating it and gives Walter a thumbs up with a smirk. Walter rushes at Wade fast, dives but Walter quickly moves out of the way which causes Walter to crash into the cage. Wade picks Walter up to his feet, attempts to whip him into the ropes but is reversed and Walter whips Wade instead, Wade jumps up putting both feet on the top rope and attempts a springboard moonsault and on the rotation around he is met with a superkick to the jaw by Walter which causes Wade to crash hard into the mat. Walter smiles, walks towards the cage and begins his climb. Once Walter's feet are on the top rope Wade begins to roll over and get to his knees. Walter halfway up the cage Wade gets to his feet. Walter reaches up grabbing the top of the cage and begins pulling himself up. Once Walter starts to put one leg over, Wade sprints over, leaps up and springs himself high in the air using the ropes he grabs the top of the Cage and sits right in front of where Walter sits. Both men look at one another, then to the outside of the cage, then back at one another and then begin exchanging right hands to one another's face. They both reach out grabbing the top of each others heads as they both stand up ontop of the cage. Once both are standing they begin exchanging blows again, both men almost falling to each side of the cage. Walter blocks a punch from Wade, then Wade ducks a punch from Walter and then Wade leaps high in the air wrapping his legs around the head of Walter and does a hurricainrauna off of the top of the cage back inside of the ring causing Walter to fly all the way to the other side of the ring and Wade to crash hard into the mat.)

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jr: BAH GAWD! DID YOU SEE THAT?

KG: I think the Melon Gods just gave Walter wings, did you see him go flying?

King: We also saw him go crashing, so them wings were a failure... All those grapes turned to juice, such a shame.

KG: The Melon Gods never fail King, idiot.

(Both men down, Wade grabbing at his body as he rolls on the ground. Wade lays on his back and manages to put one arm up giving a thumbs up. Eventually Wade manages to crawl himself into the corner and pulls himself up to his feet, noticeably in pain. Walter still motionless. Wade catches his breath in the corner before turning around and slowly beginning his climb. Walter's arm moves, he reaches into his tights and pulls out a handful of grapes jamming them all into his mouth. Seemingly this wakes him up, as now he is able to roll over to his stomach and open his eyes, seeing Wade attempting his climb. Opposite of the ring, Walter grabs ahold of the ropes and pulls himself to his feet. As Wade reaches the top of the turn buckle he goes to reach higher on the cage, but Walter throws a grape at him, which pegs Wade on the butt cheek. Wade smirks, turns around on the top of the turnbuckle and winks at Walter, then Wade motions to Walter as if to say "Bring It!" Somehow, Walter manages to push off of the ropes and sprint towards Wade, once he is close enough Wade leaps high in the air towards Walter attempting a cross body, but st the same time Walter leaps into the air, diving head first which causes him to smash into Wade's nuts with the BANANA SPLIT! Which causes Wade to grab at his crotch as he crashes hard into the mat and causes Walter to again, drop to the ground. Walter pulls himself so he is sitting in the corner, he watches Wade rolling around on the ground in pain, Walter smiles and manages to pull himself to his feet.)

KG: YES! THE MELON GODS ARE CALLING WALTER!

Jr: Come on! What a cheap shot!

King: Cheap? Only cheap thing I see is that haircut of yours.

(Walter looks at the downed Wade and then up on the cage. Walter begins his climb, slowly. Once Walter makes it to where he is grabbing the top of the cage Wade slowly staggers to his feet. Wade notices Walter attempting to bring one foot over the top rope, so Wade backs up, then does a squat and shakes his nuts, then Wade sprints towards Walter, Wade leaps up onto the top rope which slings him into the air as he grabs the one dangaling leg of Walter's and Wade pulls himself up, throwing his foot into the air which kicks Walter right in the mouth which instantly sends blood splattering as Walter flings backwards and falls off of the top of the cage back first into the ring as Wade also falls with his legs hitting the turnbuckle on the way down which causes him to flip as he crashes to the mat.)

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

Jr: I cant believe what these two men are going through for the victory.

KG: Believe it and believe in the one true Gods, the Melon Gods. Walter is living proof of that!

King: Wait a second... Walter hasn't won yet because Melonia isnt out here... Such a shame.

(Walter rolls on the ground grabbing at his face and arching his back. Wade grabbing at his knee that hit the turnbuckle. Slowly Wade manages to pull to his feet. Grabbing the back of his neck Wade stretches out his leg and pulls it back in, then shakes it out as he pushes himself off of the ropes towards Walter nailing him with a soccer kick right to the ribs causing Walter to roll grabbing at his side. Wade picks Walter up to his feet and then Wade puts Walter onto his shoulder and limps towards the corner. Wade places Walter as top the turnbuckle and then Wade also climbs up. Wade stands on the top as Walter sits ontop. Wade puts Walter's head between his legs, Wade hooks Walter's arms, bounces on the top rope and leaps backwards into the air and plants Walter face first into the mat with THE DEAD POOL! Wade tries to get up, but his leg gives out. He manages to fight through it and staggers to the side of the ring as he begins his climb. Slowly he climbs, but reaches the top. He sits on top of the cage and looks down at the bloodied Walter, blood gushing from his face between the kick and the dead pool. Walter trying to stand stumbling. Wade makes a heart shape with his hand in the direction of Walter, Walter unable to stand falls back to the ground. Wade stands up looking to the crowd, then back at Walter with a smile. Wade puts his middle finger towards Walter, kisses it and blows it towards Walter and then Wade jumps off of the top of the cage with ASSASINS FLIGHT! Right onto Walter in the center of the ring. Wade rolls on the ground and crawls to the turnbuckle. Struggling, he pulls himself to his feet and very groggerly begins his climb. Even slower than last time m, getting his energy from the screaming fans Wade climbs the top of the cage and sits on top. Seemingly Wade is still out of it swaying ontop, he looks down at the downed, bloodied Walter and smiles as he continues his climb out of the cage and puts both feet on the ground, the. stumbles, catching himself on the barricade.)

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: And here is your winner, by escaping the cage. The Merc With A Mouth, WADE WILSON!

Crowd: THANK YOU WILSON! THANK YOU WILSON! THANK YOU WILSON!

Jr: Wow, Wade put his body through hell for this victory.

KG: I guess it just wasn't in the Melon Gods plans...

King: Its because he didnt have Melonia in his corner...

(Wade's music blasts as Wade throws his arm in the air. Walter in the ring puts some grapes into his mouth and sits up, blood gushing from his face, Walter looks at Wade, wipes blood from his eye and laughs as Wade celebrates with his fans and makes his way towards the back through the fans, TV title around his shoulders. Walter climbs to his feet, holds his extreme title and his half of the tag titles with a creepy smile on his face as Shockwave goes off air.)

(We come back from commercial as the ring has already a great deal of wrestlers in the ring.)

JR-It’s time for the main event.

(“If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks on the stage, he paces on the stage, before continuing to the ring.)

JR-The former extreme, IC, and world champion is looking to get back in the title race.

King-It’s not going to be easy if he does it.

Kris Gaffney-That’s for sure.

(“Paralyzed” blasts on the PA system. Ben Black walks out on the stage. Ben Black walks to the ring.)

JR-This is Ben Black’s second match.

King-He was successful in the first one, I’m sure he’s hoping for similar results

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage without his camera. He stares down to the ring. He gets to ring side, and circles around the ring.)

JR-The veteran Ryder is being careful with how he start this.

King-You can be careful with how you start it…I’m afraid it’ll be everything after it he can’t control.

Kris Gaffney-Then you hope for luck when strategy fails.

[Zack Ryder is circling around the ring as his music continues to play,everyone seems to be paying attention to Ryder who is messing around with the fan. Suddenly Tony Ikeda see’s an opening, and he school boy’s Tim Findlay. The ref slides into position. The ref counts 1…………2..KICK OUT by Tim Findlay. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and he gets knocked down with a Stone Fist by Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard turns around, and he gets hit with a chair shot by Zack Ryder, the field starts to brawl. Zack Ryder whips Daryl Prichard to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He screams as he hits the mat, he slowly gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. He run sto the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He connects with a kick to the side of the head that puts down Daryl Prichard. Zack Ryder backs up as he fist pumps to the crowd. Daryl Prichard gets up to his feet, Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. Daryl Prichard blocks it, and he has Ryder up for a Gravel Bomb, but it’s countered with a hurricanarana that sends him flying across the ring. He stumbles right into Ben Black, and throws him over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat.]

JR-Zack Ryder was going in for the kill early, but it was countered by Daryl Prichard.

King-We almost saw a Gravel Bomb.

Kris Gaffney-Been a while since we saw that…or am I wrong?

[Ben Black tries to attack Daryl Prichard, but Matt Faris turns him around and he kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him into a front face lock, he attempts to go for an impaler DDT. But Ben Black is able to counter with a back body drop Matt Faris lands on his feet on the apron. Ben Black hits a falling kick to the side of the head of Matt Faris. Faris falls on the top rope. Ben Black hooks he lifts him up for a vertical suplex, Ben Black allows Faris to fall on the otp rope which sling shots him with more momentum with the vertical suplex. He crashes down hard. He slows sinks down on the mat. Matt Faris hits a few stomps on the downed Matt Faris. Ben Black yells about Matt not being able to learn from early in the evening. He picks up Matt Faris by the hair, he throws him into the corner. Ben Black hooks him into a head lock, he runs out of the corner, and he hits a bulldog head lock. He runs out of the corner, and he plants down Matt Faris. Ben Black goes to the outside of the ring, he climbs up to the top rope, he jumps off, and he connects with a elbow to the downed Matt Faris. Ben Black gets up, and he gets hit with a ladder shot by Daryl Prichard.]

JR-Daryl Prichard making this match hardcore.

King-No one is surprised.

Kris Gaffney-It’s kind of his thing.

[Daryl Prichard throws Ben Black out of the ring, he grabs Matt Faris, he hooks him, and he lifts him up. Zack Ryder sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he connects with a Rough Ryder that drops Matt Faris into the Gravel Bomb on to the ladder. Daryl Prichard gets up, Zack Ryder throws him hard into the ring post. Daryl Prichard falls out of the ring. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Matt Faris. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……………3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder used the situation, and won a rematch with Logan Riley.

King-Well, we did get to see the Gravel Bomb.

Kris Gaffney-Shouldn’t he change the name to something like the Spider Bomb….Kingly Bomb.

[Kenny Omega is on the outside of the ring, and Joey Gambino hammers away on him on the outside of the ring. Joey Gambino backs up, and he runs at Kenny Omega. Omega counters with a back body drop that sends him through the air, and he crashes down on the mat around ring side. Kenny Omega climbs up on the barricade to jump off it, but Tim Findlay is able to get being Kenny Omega, he hooks him, and drops him for an elevbated belly to back suplex that makes him splat on the mat. Tim Findlay is slow to get up to his feet. He is feeling the effects of the belly to back suplex. Tony Ikeda hooks him, lifts him up, and drops him for the full nelson suplex on the mat. The Rock pushes Tony Ikeda into the steel steps. The Rock picks up Tim Findlay, and throws him into the ring. The Rock pulls him up as he’s already reeling, and drops him for the Rock Bottom, right into the cover on Findlay. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-The Rock took advantage of Tony Ikeda hitting the full nelson suplex.

King-He made sure Findlay was going to stay down.

Kris Gaffney-Guess doesn’t hurt to be sure.

King-For Findlay it does!

[Findlay stumbles up to his feet dazed. Joey Gambino tries to throw him into the corner, but Tim Findlay switches it around, and he throws Joey Gambino face first into the ring post. Tim Findlay falls down as he’s taken two finishing moves recently. He rolls out of the ring. Joey Gambino stumbles backwards, Ben Black school boy’s Joey Gambino. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

JR-Ben Black gets the final pinfall.

King- I don’t think that’s stopping anything though.

(Everyone still within the match still brawls as Shockwave goes off the air.)