EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.) (Once that ends, we go into the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on as they end, and fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Can replay last Shockwave?”, “Bourne to make a sign”, and “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR”.) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-And we have a few matches that will have championship implications, be it at the up coming PPV or soon there after. Kris Gaffney-It’s like a month load of work all put into one show! (We open up the scene as Amy Dumas wearing a pink dress goes into Cena's office. The camera stays behind her. She for some reason has a red small jacket covering her exposed shoulders.) .::Amy Dumas::.-Alright Cena, what do you want. I'm not in the mood. (Cena looks somewhat surprised, and Amy puts her hands on her hips, and she says.) .::Amy Dumas::.-What? I had to cover up a little bit, so people didn't see the bruised up boobs... Cena: Oh... I'm sure even bruised... they're still worth looking at. You can't deny these people one last look.... .::Amy Dumas::.-As much as I love my fans, I don't think you want to mess with a woman who's breasts are this sore. I don't like what their doing to me Cena, I can't just go around telling anyone they have to change their bodies just because I can't get over this obsession, so why can Mickie? She's not higher than us. I don't care if she is a diva's GM, she should not have power over anyone like this, I did not agree to these stipulations. Cena: Mickie.... yea... she sure is a problem.... but lets forget about her. Amy I'm not sure why this bothers you so much. I mean you only got the implants to be a wrestler, right? And now you don't do much of that anymore.... so what have you got to lose? .::Amy Dumas::.-Well...I do like them, but I really need to do this? Cena: Well I guess rules are rules... I don't see a way out of it. I mean... somehow.... Maria did win. .::Amy Dumas::.-Fine...I never EVER wanted to say this to anyone, especially you. But I can't get them removed. (Cena looks at her, a little confused, but a little amused at the same time.) Cena: Oh really? And why is that? .::Amy Dumas::.-The stipulation said that either the girl with implants remove them, or the girl without implants get implants to my current size, correct? Cena: It was something like that.... I've been having some contract reading issues lately. .::Amy Dumas::.-Well, I know for a fact that was it. Problem is even though Mickie thought that I was the girl with implants, what I've never told anyone in reality...there is nothing to remove. Their actually my own, I just didn't want anyone to know. Cena: Wait what? Those things are real? ::Amy Dumas::.-YES! I won't tell you why, it's kind of embarrassing, but I can prove their real. You know me Cena, do you really think I would have changed my body just to fit in. The reason why I was flatter in my earlier career was because when I trained they went down, but when I started to wrestle full time, and established myself, they build back up. I didn't full out lie about this, I hinted at it in my book, I said my boobs were the same size they were before I went into training. Cena: I don't know... I might need to take a look at them... just to be sure. .::Amy Dumas::.-Whoa Cena, my x-rays, and documents are good enough. You have had a life time of feeling me up, and their the same as they ever were. Cena: I'm joking Amy. You think I can't tell the difference? I knew they were real the moment I first got near them. And on a completely unrelated matter.... which effects this in absolutely no way... I'm firing Mickie as General Manager later. Just thought you should know. .::Amy Dumas::.-What? This totally effects everything we were talking about. So I told you my secret for nothing, you jerk what if they were fake, and I already had them removed? Cena: As I said... I knew they were real... I knew that wouldn't happen.... so just calm down Double D's, alright? .::Amy Dumas::.-You don't get it.... (Amy runs up, and girl punches Cena in the arm, and looks very red as she walks away. Suddenly Cena gets a text from.) .::TxtingfreakCat::.-Hey! Was Aeris in your office!? Can she give me a flower? Cena responds: "I don't think you can afford one. And stop playing old video games." (You hear Catherine scream in the distance, as Cena laughs as we fade away.) (“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring doing his usual hoodie entrance as he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Christian and the Demon have had quite the war of words. King-Well Christian has been here for a long time, I doubt he likes being disrespected. Kris Gaffney-But he’s Christian, it’s going to happen. (“The Fire Rises” blasts on the PA system as the Demon walks to the irng, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Some might think that the Demon and Kane have gone through a rough time, but they are still eying gold. King-Yeah, him and Kane could make a huge bounce back. Kris Gaffney-Guess one step at a time. (“All the things she said” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-Speaking of bounce back, Marc Mead also has a chance to bounce back here. King-And at any time a guy like Marc Mead could. Kris Gaffney-He is very young, and very talented. [Christian and the Demon face off in the middle of the ring not even waiting for Marc Mead to get into the ring. The Demon, and Christian trade fists to the face, and not surprisely the Demon is getting the better of the exchange. He backs up into the ropes, and the Demon tries to whip Christian off of the ropes, but it’s reversed. The Demon bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he knocks down Christian with a shoulder tackle that sends Christian hard down on the mat. Christian gets up to his feet, and the Demon hits a running clothesline. Christian gets up to his feet, but this time he’s more stunned. The Demon picks up Christian, and he puts him in a bear hug for a few moments, and then Christian looks like he’s in a lot of pain, but he’s too fresh to just to fade away. Christian hits a few fists to the face of the Demon, which starts to break the hold, so the Demon thinking quickly drives Christian back first into the corner, and breaks the hold himself. The Demon hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut, and in the corner on Christian. The Demon backs up with the suggestion of the ref, and he does this. The Demon closes the gap between him, and Christian, Christian takes a wild swing at the Demon’s head, the Demon is able to easily duck this, and he sets up Christian, and he puts Christian on the top rope, and the Demon hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Christian. The Demon climbs up, and he hits a belly to back suplex that sends Christian down on his back, and he turns Christian over, and he goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………….2…………kick out by Christian. The Demon measures up on Christian, and he runs to the ropes, Marc Mead comes out of no where with a chair, and hits his back as he is going to the ropes. Christian is getting up. The Demon goes for a fist, but Christian ducks it, sets up the Demon, and he drives him down with a diving DDT. Christian gets up on his knee’s, and Marc Mead goes for the Mead Kick V.1. But Christian ducks it, and then he pushes him forward. Mead bounces off of the ropes, and Christian hits a one man flap jack on Marc Mead, and Marc Mead gets up to his feet stunned. Christian grabs Marc Mead, and throws him hard into the ring post. Marc Mead falls out of the ring. Christian looks over, and he see’s the chair Mead brought in, he grabs it, and smashes the Demon which keeps him down on the mat. Christian looks around thinking what is next, he smiles, and then he goes into the corner. He motions for the Demon get up to his feet, and the Demon stumbles dazed on his feet. He turns towards Christian, Christian charges, and he is able to hit a spear on the Demon.] JR-Spear by Christian. King-Shades of his brother Edge. Kris Gaffney-Don’t say that too loud, Christian might have a temper tatrum. [Christian goes into the cover on the Demon, the ref counts the 1………2…..Marc Mead reaches into the ring, and he pulls Christian out of the ring, and he grabs him by the hair, and he throws Christian into the ring steps, and once he does Marc Mead climbs up to the apron, and he goes up to the top rope. He waits for the Demon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Marc Mead leaps off of the top rope for a cross body block, but it’s caught by the Demon, who tries to transfer him on his shoulder. But Marc Mead slides out of the back, and he hits a shoulder block to the back of the leg which takes down the Demon to one knee. Marc Mead backs up, and he hits a the Mead Kick V.1. Being that knows that Demon has taken a few moves, Marc Mead goes into the cover as quickly as possible, and he is able to get the 1……….2……..the Demon powers out. Marc Mead looks surprised as Marc Mead thinks of something he can do to try to beat the Demon. Marc Mead pulls up the Demon, and he hits a few fists to the face, and once he backs up. Marc Mead tries to whip the Demon to the ropes, but the Demon reverses the whip, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Demon lowers his head, but Marc Mead counters this with a swinging neck breaker. Marc Mead seeing his chance waits as the Demon is slow to get up to his feet. Marc Mead runs to the ropes, and tries to leap off of the second rope for the Mead Kick V.2. But Christian grabs the ropes, Marc Mead falls through the ropes, landing on his feet, but receiving a spear by Christian!] JR-Christian might be looking to take advantage of the situation here. King-Hope he has a good plan. Kris Gaffney-Hasn’t he always? King-….. [Christian climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope, he waits as the Demon on shakey legs Christian leaps off, but the Demon connects with a House of Pain out of no where. The Demon goes into the cover on Christian, the ref counts the 1…………….2………….3!] JR-The Demon wins this match. King-He’s getting back into a groove. (A scene opens up backstage. John Cena is seen sat at his desk, looking rather irritated. He looks down at his watch. Suddenly there is a knock at the door. Cena sighs with relief, gets up and opens the door. Standing there is a man we have not seen before.) Cena: It's about time you showed up. What kind of lawyer can't even get to his top client in time? Man: Hey.... when you call Saul Goodman (OOC- yes, the dude from Breaking bad, is there a cooler lawyer in existence?) you don't do it for the profesionalism. Cena: You're damn right. I do it because you will go to lengths no one else will to get me out of these shitty legal proceedings. So tell me Mr Goodman.... what have you got for me? Saul: You better sit down..... it's not good news. (Cena takes a seat at his desk, inviting Saul to do the same.) Cena: Go on.... Saul: Well.... the only way of putting this is..... you are a fucking idiot. (Cena's eyes widen a little at this comment.) Cena: You want to watch who you're.... Saul: No I don't think I do. John.... me and you have been through a lot together. I've made all your problems disappear... Cena: And I've paid you handsomly to do it. So what can you do about Mickie James? Saul: If you hadn't already paid me.... I'd have had to make something up to rip you off. Because frankly Mr Cena... this whole situation is a joke. Have you even read the contract your daughter signed? Cena: Of course I haven't. That's what I pay you for. So what's the news? Saul: The news is.... that it's all a load of bullshit. Every single word of it. Take a look at this.... you tell me what's wrong with it.... (Saul Goodman throws the contract across the table, and Cena glances at it quickly, and then his expression turns to one of slight anger.) Cena: What? This isn't even.... Saul: A contract? Well done. It's just words on a piece of paper. Anyone could have written that. There's nothing there to tie it to you, or the EMF. Mickie James's signature doesn't make you liable for it. Cena: Then why was I... Saul: Worried? Fuck knows. I'd say you were too distracted by her antics to realise the situation you were in. You hold all the power here. And besides. Even if Mickie James tried to sue you... she's overlooked one thing. Cena: What's that? Saul: Legally, Natasha Jones isn't even Laura Cena's guardian any more. When you applied for Velvet Sky to adopt her, you had Natasha removed as a legal guardian. The adoption people thought she was dead. Everyone did. Laura's signature on that contract is worthless. Cena: Well that's great news. That means I can take the title off her, and get some normality back. Saul: It does. But there's more. When Natasha "died", even though it was fake, she completely terminated all her EMF contracts to make it appear like she was actually gone. Therefore the fact that only she can hire a GM or whatever stupid clause she had.... that's gone. That power goes back to you. You can now fire Mickie James...and not have to worry about a damn thing. Cena: Are you sure about this? Saul: I stake my reputation on it.... Cena: You have no reputation. Saul: True... but you know, whenever you're in a jam... you better call.... Cena: Don't say it! Jesus Christ that's annoying. Look. Thank you so much for all this. Saul: John... it took me 2 minutes. You could have saved yourself a few thousand dollars if you just looked at the thing yourself. As always... it was a pleasure doing business with you. (He gets up, and shows himself out of the office. As he opens the door, the camera pans to the outside, and we see Mickie James was pushed up against the door. She looks annoyed as she quickly runs away before he comes out. Moments later, Saul leaves the office, and not long after that, Cena does too. Cena heads towards the office of Mickie James, but we know she's not there. The camera goes back to the arena where "Dirty Little Girl" plays and Mickie James comes down the ramp, but she has Laura Cena with her. Mickie and Laura get into the ring, and Mickie takes a microphone.) Mickie: Lesson One Cena.... if you're meeting with your lawyer... don't leave your daughter with someone as incompetant as Maria. And lesson 2.... (Mickie grabs Laura by the throat and lifts her into the air. She's not really choking her, but she has her in a vulnerable position, and Laura starts to panic.) Mickie: Don't fuck with me. Now get out here. We need to have words.... (There's a few moments of silence before "Bad, Bad Man" plays and John Cena emerges onto the ramp. Cena looks like he's going to come running down the ramp but Mickie cuts him off.) Mickie: Uh uh uh.... one more step and I swear... the girl gets it. (Cena stops in his tracks, and starts yelling at Mickie.) Mickie: There..... that's better. You can't get here quick enough.... the damage will be done.... so lets play it my way. (Cena takes a microphone of his own.) Cena: Mickie James... if you harm her, I swear to God.... Mickie: You'll what? Hurt me? Kill me? Do your worst. Cena: Mickie.... this is insane. Mickie: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! Cena: Look.... what do you want? Mickie: You know what I want.... Amy Dumas... one on one... Hell in a Cell next week. And a night with her when I win. Make it happen or I swear John..... I swear.... (Mickie grips Laura a little tighter and she cries out in pain. Cena glares at her.) Cena: Look Mickie I... I.... (“LovePassionFuryEnergy” blasts on the PA system as Amy Dumas walks out on the stage. She looks at Mickie as she walks down the ramp with a microphone.) .::Amy Dumas::.-Let her go Mickie… (Mickie yells something to Amy about the contract.) .::Amy Dumas::.-God you suck, you want the match so bad, I don’t want Laura hurt. It seems we have a point of agreement there. Which is a surprise, considering nothing you say, or do makes sense. So here it is, you want this match, then I’ll give it to you. You don’t hurt Laura, and let her go. Don’t do that, and I swear to god you will never, EVER get anything from me, you got that? (Amy slides out of the ring, and puts it just inside of ring on the mat. This is enough for Mickie to let go of Laura. And Mickie grabbing the contract, Amy gives Laura a hug, Amy says a few things to Laura, making sure she’s alright. Mickie looks happy in the ring, but Amy says one thing.) .::Amy Dumas::.-Mickie, for a girl who has held the EMF hostage you are completely dumb. On live television you have committed acts that might be considered rape, and what your trying to get is nothing less than what you want is rape. So I hope you know what your getting yourself into. Last week, I walked into a match knowing that stipulation wise I couldn’t lose. It wasn’t a match I wanted to be in, but it was still not a match I couldn’t lose. Some people might be a little happy that I wasn’t entirely honest about myself, but I do have my reasons. This week, I’m going to be out front with you, going into Last Stand, either way it’s your Last Stand. Be it I beat the holy hell out of you, or you can find a way to cheat to win again. But even if you win, I swear even if you have your way with me, I will laugh last, you can count on that. (Amy drops the microphone, and Cena approaches her, and takes hold of Laura.) Cena: Mickie... you got what you wanted.... but if you think after this stunt, I'm letting you continue as General Manager... you got another thought coming. Mickie... you're fired from the General Manager position. I just hope you survive Hell in a Cell so you still actually have a job here... (Amy Dumas, and the Cena’s walks to the back as we go to commercial.) (“Walk Idiot, Walk” blasts on the PA system as Christy Hemme walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Christy Hemme was a former women’s champion, and I’m sure at some point would love to be a champion once again. King-Yeah, but with her angering Mickie James, it might be hard. Kris Gaffney-It never is easy. (“Keys to the City” blasts on the PA system as Trish Stratus walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Trish Stratus on the other hand was once a great champion, but when she lost John Cena, she never rebounded. King-Although I think she’d think it was worth it if she got Cena back. Kris Gaffney-Cena has that effect on most women in the EMF. [Christy Hemme and Trish Stratus pace around the ring, and they lock up. Christy Hemme takes Trish Stratus down with an arm drag release, and she gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Trish Stratus charges at Christy Hemme, and Trish Stratus gets hit with a head lock take down. Christy Hemme holds on to the side head lock, and Trish Stratus gets up to her feet, and she backs up Christy Hemme to the ropes, and she tries to whip Christy Hemme to the ropes, and she is successful in doing so. Christy Hemme bounces off of the ropes, and Trish Stratus goes for a Chick Kick, But Trish Stratus’ move is ducked by Christy Hemme. Trish Stratus turns around, and see’s Christy Hemme mocking her, and Trish Stratus charges at Christy Hemme, Christy Hemme counters with a drop toe hold that sends Trish Stratus face first into the second turnbuckle. Trish Stratus is in pain, and Christy Hemme waits on Trish Stratus to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Christy Hemme hits a few stomps into the gut, this stuns her. Christy Hemme whips Trish Stratus into the corner, and she crashes into the corner. Christy Hemme charges at Trish Stratus, Christy Hemme charges at Trish Stratus. Christy Hemme hits a monkey flip that sends Trish Stratus flying. Trish Stratus stumbles up to her feet, and she turns around Christy Hemme hits a kick into the gut, this doubles her over, and Christy Hemme hits a DDT that plants Trish Stratus into the mat.] JR-Christy Hemme is taking it to Trish Stratus. Kris Gaffney-Trish is going to have to figure out a way to turn this around. King-She’s been trying to figure out how to turn her relationship with Cena around…she’s yet to do it. [Christy Hemme goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2………kick out. Christy Hemme looks at the ref, but does not argue, she waits for Trish Stratus to get up to her feet. Once she gets up to her feet, she kicks Trish Stratus in the gut, and she goes for the Twist of Fate, but Trish Stratus pushes her off, she bounces off of the ropes. Christy Hemme comes off of the ropes, and Trish Stratus hits a front fall through spine buster that connects . Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Christy Hemme gets up to her feet, Trish is slower to get her to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet, she goes for a fist to the face of Trish Stratus. Stratus ducks under, and Trish Stratus sets up Christy Hemme, and she hits a belly to back suplex, this makes Christy Hemme bounces off of the mat, and Trish Stratus is able to recover as much as she needs to, Trish Stratus gets up to her feet. Trish Stratus is up to her feet, and Trish Stratus throws a few fists to Christy Hemme in the corner, and then she backs up as the ref warns her, and she goes back into the corner, and she hits a kick into the gut that stuns Christy Hemme enough, and she whips Christy Hemme into the corner, and she crashes into the corner. She crashes into the corner. Trish Stratus charges at Christy Hemme, but Christy Hemme hits a back elbow that makes Trish Stratus backs up stunned. Christy Hemme goes up to the second rope, but Trish Stratus is able to recover, and sets up Christy Hemme, and she hits the Stratusphere that sends Christy Hemme flying, she crashes hard down on the mat.] JR-Trish Stratus might be closing in on this match. King-Usually when you say that, something goes wrong. (Trish and Hemme are trading shots with eachother, when suddenly Mickie James comes running down the ramp. She slides into the ring behind Hemme who hasn't noticed her. Trish spins Christy around and Mickie connects with a Mick-Kick, taking Christy down. The ref calls for the bell. Trish and Mickie begin to stomp down on Christy, and then Trish holds her back and Mickie proceeds to remove first Christy's top, and then her bottoms, leaving her in a matching red bra and thong. Christy battles and pushes Trish away and gets to her feet but Mickie kicks her in the gut and hits the Mickie-DT. Trish begins barking out some insults at Christy but then Mickie grabs her and much like with Melina last week, she kisses Trish Stratus and then hits the long kiss goodnight! Sure enough she then proceeds to strip Trish Stratus down to her matching pink bra and thong too. With both women down, Mickie takes a microphone.) Mickie: You two SLUTS think you belong in my ring? DO YOU?! You two are so talentless, like the rest of them. There's not one woman in this federation with any talent.... or any use, except for as T&A. Now I might not be the Divas General Manager anymore.... but believe me.... that wont protect you from me. My plan earlier tonight was to make you both strip naked in this ring, or lose your jobs... Trish because I thought it might be a nice trip down memory lane... although I wouldn't be as forgiving as Vince.... and Christy to see if she really was the "firecrotch" she named her finisher after. But seeing as I don't have that power now... I guess I'll just take matters... and you.... into my own hands... (Mickie approaches Christy Hemme, and smirks. She bends down to unhook Christy's bra. Suddenly what appears to be a fan hops over the railing and slides into the ring, holding what appears to be the Women's Championship. The fan clocks Mickie in the back of the head with it, and Mickie who wasn't expecting it goes down hard. The "fan" who is wearing a hood so we can't see her face then helps Christy and Trish out of the ring. She then turns back to Mickie, who is stirring, and blasts her with the title again.) JR: Is that just a fan with a replica belt? I don't think it's either of our Women's Champions.... King: The belt has a "Laura Cena " name plate... I don't think it's a replica... but I don't think that's Laura... (The "Fan" then pulls down her hood to reveal it's none other than Miley Cyrus, who Mickie had attacked a few weeks ago. She yells at Mickie before sliding out of the ring and heading up the ramp towards the backstage area.) JR: I guess that's how John Cena avoided a law suit... he gave her a front row ticket, and a shot at revenge.... King: You mean he didn't take Mickie's advice and just sleep with her? Kris: Maybe he did both. I mean... what else is she going backstage for? JR: I like to think it's to return the title and make things up to Laura Cena... but who knows... (“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin as he walks to the ring.) JR-We are yet to find out what Dan Godwin is thinking being with John Cena. King-He probably didn’t really regret hanging around John Cena as he thought he did. Kris Gaffney-That’s what learning is all about. (“I came to play” blasts on the PA system the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-The Miz has been very close to winning a championship, this could be another shot at it. King-Well like others, this is just the first step towards that. (“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks sllllllllowly down to the ring.) King-My god, the writer doesn’t even bother to write he went into the ring…that’s how slow he is. Kris Gaffney-I don’t know if even the Dean Machine could help him. [Randy Orton, The Miz, and Dan Godwin all stand in the ring, and they stare each other down Randy Orton and Dan Godwin throw fists to the face of each other as the Miz backs up allows this to go on, and Randy Orton puts Dan Godwin into a side head lock. He hits a head lock take down, and suddenly the Miz comes into the picture, and then he hits a double axe handle that breaks up the move. He goes on the attack, he grabs Dan Godwin, and throws him hard into the ring post, and he turns around seeing that Randy Orton is getting up, he charges at Orton, but Randy Orton ducks his clothesline. Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but the Miz pushes that off, and Orton goes to the ropes, but Orton hangs on. The Miz charges at Randy Orton, but Randy Orton is able to counter this with a hot shot that sends the Miz flying into the ring ropes. The Miz stumbles towards Randy Orton. Randy Orton takes down the Miz with a short arm clothesline. The Miz is on the mat, and Randy Orton grabs the Miz, and he sets him up in a vertical suplex position, and executes a perfect snap suplex. Randy Orton gets up to his feet, and once he is up to his feet he hits a few stomps around the body of the Miz. The Miz is in pain with every stomp. Randy Orton backs up, and he hits his trademark knee drop to the face. The Miz stumbles up to his feet. Once he is up to his feet. Randy Orton hits a few fists to the face of the Miz, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. The Miz bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Randy Orton hits a scoop power slam! Randy Orton waits for the Miz to get up, and out of no where Dan Godwin hits the eXecution on Randy Orton. But unluckily for him, he falls out of the ring. Dan Godwin watches as Orton hits the mat, knowing that even if he is able to get him into the ring, and he turns around to the Miz. The Miz hits a kick to the balls, Dan Godwin falls to his knees, and The Miz sets him up, and he hits a quick snap DDT from his knee’s both wrestlers are down on the mat. The Miz rolls into the corner, and he gets up to his feet, and once he does Dan Godwin is slow to get up to his feet, being that he’s in pain, but seeing that he has a chance to get the advantage back, he charges into the corner. The Miz hits a back elbow, which stumbles Dan Godwin, the Miz throws the Dan Godwin into the corner. Dan Godwin gets hit with a few fists to the face, and he whips him to the other side of the ring. Dan Godwin crashes into the corner, and the Miz charges into the corner, and he hits a trademark clothesline into the corner.] JR-The Miz has been able to take control of this match. King-Well, he is looking to cash in on his opportunity he has. Kris Gaffney-Well it’s one thing to get those chances, it’s another to take advantage of it. But he has to take the first step here. [The Miz waits for Dan Godwin to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin stumbles towards him. The Miz hooks Dan Godwin, and he goes for the Skull Crushing Finale, but it’s countered by Dan Godwin hitting a snapmare that sends the MIz flying. The Miz gets upt o his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he charges at the Miz, and the Miz goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under. Dan Godwin turns around, and the Miz hits an inverted atomic drop. The Miz is in pain, and once he is there, Dan Godwin hits a fist to the face. The Miz gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin hits a few forearm shots to the face, and once he backs up. Dan Godwin tries to whip him to the ropes. The Miz bounces off of the ropes, Dan Godwin lowers his head, and The Miz hits a big back body drop that sends the Miz flying through the air. Dan Godwin waits as the Miz gets up to his feet, and once he does, Dan Godwin grabs him by the hair, and he throws him into Randy Orton who was on the apron. Randy Orton falls off of the apron, and Randy Orton falls on the floor. The Miz falls backwards, and Randy Orton gets pinned up by Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Dan Godwin measures up, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying elbow drop on that connects on the Miz. Dan Godwin nips up, and yells to the crowd it’s different because he did it, and it’s not Shawn Michaels.] JR-I don’t know how many times he’s going to tell everyone it’s different…no one is going to believe him. King-Well if you first don’t succeed try, try again? Kris Gaffney-I guess that’s Dan Godwin’s motto. [Dan Godwin turns around, and picks up the Miz, and the Miz throws off Dan Godwin’s hands, and hits a reverse jaw breaker. Dan Godwin falls backwards, and he falls out of the ring, the Miz goes over to him, and then the Miz grabs Dan Godwin, and tries to smash his face into the protected steel, but Dan Godwin blocks it, and then the Miz seeing this is able to counter with a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin Godwin is dazed, Godwin answers back. But Randy Orton pushes Miz forward, and they hit heads. Godwin falls off of the apron. The Miz stumbles right into the waiting Randy Orton who hits the RKO! Orton goes into the cover on the Miz, the ref counts the 1……………2………3!] JR-And Randy Orton won this match. King-Orton took advantage of the situation, and it paid off. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tony Ikeda was the world champion, until Ricky Ramon took it from him. King-He’s yet to get a one on one rematch. Booker King-Me either. Kris Gaffney-I think Teddy Long is booking again. Booker King-Blast, he’s treasonous against his King (“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kevin Bourne has been quite out spoken recently King-Although it’s not gained him a lot of fans. Kris Gaffney-I don’t think that’s his intent. (“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Like Demon, Kane has quite the chance to bounce back here. King-Well neither of these matches are easy. Kris Gaffney-They never are. [Tony Ikeda, Kevin Bourne, and Kane stare down each other, and Kevin Bourne and Kane throw fists to the face as the veteran Tony Ikeda backs up into the corner, and see’s where this goes. Neither of them are going to give up any space, and Kevin Bourne ducks under one, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Kane, but really it doesn’t really effect Kane, and Kane is easily able to block one of the chops, and he hits a big head butt that knocks down Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne is stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane measures up on Kevin Bourne, Kane hits a clothesline that knocks Kevin Bourne over the top rope. Tony Ikeda slides into the ring with a chair, and he sneaks up on Kane, and he smashes Kane in the back with it. Tony Ikeda measures up on Kane as he throws the chair down where he can wait as Kane stumbles right back, and Tony Ikeda hooks Kane up, and he looks like he’s going for his finisher on the chair to try to pick up a quick win on Kane, but Kane blocks it, he was too strong. Kane hits a few elbows which breaks Tony Ikeda grip. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards, and Kane goes near the corner. Tony Ikeda charges at Kane, and Kane grabs Toyn Ikeda, and he throws him hard into the corner. Kane hits a few body shots to Tony Ikeda, and follows it up with a upper cut. Tony Ikeda is stunned, Kane whips Tony Ikeda hard into the corner, and he crashes into the corner. Tony Ikeda comes out of the corner fast, and Kane hits a big boot that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Kane goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, but he forgot about Kevin Bourne, and he pushes Kane off of the top rope. Kane crashes hard on the mat, and at this point Kevin Bourne is still on the apron, Tony Ikeda charges at Kevin Bourne to knock him off, but Kevin Bourne catches him, and he hits a hip toss over the top rope, and he crashes on the mat. Kane sits up, and he gets up to his feet, Kane goes over to Kevin Bourne, Kevin Bourne uses the ropes to sling shots himself into the ring. Kevin Bourne runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Kane goes for a fist, but Kevin Bourne ducks under. Kane turns around, and Kane gets take down by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne measures up, and he hits a catapault that sends Kane flying, he hits his head on the top rope, and he stumbles backwards, and Kevin Bourne hooks Kane, and he drops him for a reverse neck breaker that takes him down on the mat. Kevin Bourne goes to the turnbuckle, and pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle. He measures up, Kevin Bourne leaps off of the second rope, and drops a second rope leg drop, and he goes into the cover on Kane, and the ref counts the 1……………2…………KICK OUT by Kane.] JR-Almost three. King-Got to wonder if Bourne is going to think there is a conspiracy with the ref’s too. Kris Gaffney-Well…they did shift their eyes towards me….so I wouldn’t be surprised. [Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and he is yelling some things at the ref, but finally he decides to focus on Kane who is stumbling up to his feet. Once he does Kevin Bourne goes for the Checkmate, but it’s countered with a few elbows to the side of the head, this turns around Kevin Bourne. Kane pushes Kevin Bourne to the ropes, and Tony Ikeda grabs the ropes, and Kevin Bourne falls out of the ring. Kevin Bourne stumbles up to his feet, once he does Tony Ikeda kicks him in the gut, and Tony Ikeda drives him down on the mat with a DDT. Kevin Bourne is down on the mat. Tony Ikeda climbs up to the apron, and is met by Kane. Kane tries to go for some sort of move, but it’s countered with a hang man that stumbles backwards Kane. Tony Ikeda jumps back on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. Once he is on the top rope, Tony Ikeda leaps off, and he hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down Kane. Tony Ikeda takes a few moments to rest up waiting as Kane sits up, and he gets up to his feet. Kane gets hit with a few fists to the face, and Kane backs up to the ropes. Tony Ikeda tries to whip Kane to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Kane. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes, and Kane lowers his head as Tony Ikeda hits a kick to the face. Kane stumbles. Tony Ikeda grabs him by the hair, and he throws Kane hard into the ring post, and he strikes the ring post. Tony Ikeda pulls Kane out of the corner with a school boy, the ref counts the 1……………….2……………KICK OUT by Kane!] JR-Tony Ikeda needs to find to end this match. King-This might be his only chance. Kris Gaffney-Oh good, he found this chance…I never did. [Tony Ikeda waits as Kane gets up, and he hooks Kane for a full nelson suplex, but it’s countered by Kane who hits a few elbows. Tony Ikeda stumbles towards Kane, Kane grabs Tony Ikeda, lifts him up, and he hits a choke slam! Suddnely before he goes into the cover, X-Tazte comes from the crowd, and he hits a chair shot to the back. Kane stumbles backwards. X-Tazte hits a clothesline on Kane. Kane lands on his feet, and he pulls X-Tazte out of the ring, and he hits a few fists to the face. Kane and X-Tazte throw fists to the face as they move away from the ring. Kevin Bourne while this was going on snuck in the ring, and he goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda for the 1……………2………..3!] JR-Kevin Bourne takes advantage of the situation. (Kevin Bourne is looking extremely proud of himself as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(Once that ends, we go into the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on as they end, and fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Can replay last Shockwave?”, “Bourne to make a sign”, and “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have a few matches that will have championship implications, be it at the up coming PPV or soon there after.

Kris Gaffney-It’s like a month load of work all put into one show!

(We open up the scene as Amy Dumas wearing a pink dress goes into Cena's office. The camera stays behind her. She for some reason has a red small jacket covering her exposed shoulders.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Alright Cena, what do you want. I'm not in the mood.

(Cena looks somewhat surprised, and Amy puts her hands on her hips, and she says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-What? I had to cover up a little bit, so people didn't see the bruised up boobs...

Cena: Oh... I'm sure even bruised... they're still worth looking at. You can't deny these people one last look....

.::Amy Dumas::.-As much as I love my fans, I don't think you want to mess with a woman who's breasts are this sore. I don't like what their doing to me Cena, I can't just go around telling anyone they have to change their bodies just because I can't get over this obsession, so why can Mickie? She's not higher than us. I don't care if she is a diva's GM, she should not have power over anyone like this, I did not agree to these stipulations.

Cena: Mickie.... yea... she sure is a problem.... but lets forget about her. Amy I'm not sure why this bothers you so much. I mean you only got the implants to be a wrestler, right? And now you don't do much of that anymore.... so what have you got to lose?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well...I do like them, but I really need to do this?

Cena: Well I guess rules are rules... I don't see a way out of it. I mean... somehow.... Maria did win.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Fine...I never EVER wanted to say this to anyone, especially you. But I can't get them removed.

(Cena looks at her, a little confused, but a little amused at the same time.)

Cena: Oh really? And why is that?

.::Amy Dumas::.-The stipulation said that either the girl with implants remove them, or the girl without implants get implants to my current size, correct?

Cena: It was something like that.... I've been having some contract reading issues lately.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well, I know for a fact that was it. Problem is even though Mickie thought that I was the girl with implants, what I've never told anyone in reality...there is nothing to remove. Their actually my own, I just didn't want anyone to know.

Cena: Wait what? Those things are real?

::Amy Dumas::.-YES! I won't tell you why, it's kind of embarrassing, but I can prove their real. You know me Cena, do you really think I would have changed my body just to fit in. The reason why I was flatter in my earlier career was because when I trained they went down, but when I started to wrestle full time, and established myself, they build back up. I didn't full out lie about this, I hinted at it in my book, I said my boobs were the same size they were before I went into training.

Cena: I don't know... I might need to take a look at them... just to be sure.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Whoa Cena, my x-rays, and documents are good enough. You have had a life time of feeling me up, and their the same as they ever were.

Cena: I'm joking Amy. You think I can't tell the difference? I knew they were real the moment I first got near them. And on a completely unrelated matter.... which effects this in absolutely no way... I'm firing Mickie as General Manager later. Just thought you should know.

.::Amy Dumas::.-What? This totally effects everything we were talking about. So I told you my secret for nothing, you jerk what if they were fake, and I already had them removed?

Cena: As I said... I knew they were real... I knew that wouldn't happen.... so just calm down Double D's, alright?

.::Amy Dumas::.-You don't get it....

(Amy runs up, and girl punches Cena in the arm, and looks very red as she walks away. Suddenly Cena gets a text from.)

.::TxtingfreakCat::.-Hey! Was Aeris in your office!? Can she give me a flower?

Cena responds: "I don't think you can afford one. And stop playing old video games."

(You hear Catherine scream in the distance, as Cena laughs as we fade away.)

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring doing his usual hoodie entrance as he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Christian and the Demon have had quite the war of words.

King-Well Christian has been here for a long time, I doubt he likes being disrespected.

Kris Gaffney-But he’s Christian, it’s going to happen.

(“The Fire Rises” blasts on the PA system as the Demon walks to the irng, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Some might think that the Demon and Kane have gone through a rough time, but they are still eying gold.

King-Yeah, him and Kane could make a huge bounce back.

Kris Gaffney-Guess one step at a time.

(“All the things she said” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Speaking of bounce back, Marc Mead also has a chance to bounce back here.

King-And at any time a guy like Marc Mead could.

Kris Gaffney-He is very young, and very talented.

[Christian and the Demon face off in the middle of the ring not even waiting for Marc Mead to get into the ring. The Demon, and Christian trade fists to the face, and not surprisely the Demon is getting the better of the exchange. He backs up into the ropes, and the Demon tries to whip Christian off of the ropes, but it’s reversed. The Demon bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he knocks down Christian with a shoulder tackle that sends Christian hard down on the mat. Christian gets up to his feet, and the Demon hits a running clothesline. Christian gets up to his feet, but this time he’s more stunned. The Demon picks up Christian, and he puts him in a bear hug for a few moments, and then Christian looks like he’s in a lot of pain, but he’s too fresh to just to fade away. Christian hits a few fists to the face of the Demon, which starts to break the hold, so the Demon thinking quickly drives Christian back first into the corner, and breaks the hold himself. The Demon hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut, and in the corner on Christian. The Demon backs up with the suggestion of the ref, and he does this. The Demon closes the gap between him, and Christian, Christian takes a wild swing at the Demon’s head, the Demon is able to easily duck this, and he sets up Christian, and he puts Christian on the top rope, and the Demon hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Christian. The Demon climbs up, and he hits a belly to back suplex that sends Christian down on his back, and he turns Christian over, and he goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………….2…………kick out by Christian. The Demon measures up on Christian, and he runs to the ropes, Marc Mead comes out of no where with a chair, and hits his back as he is going to the ropes. Christian is getting up. The Demon goes for a fist, but Christian ducks it, sets up the Demon, and he drives him down with a diving DDT. Christian gets up on his knee’s, and Marc Mead goes for the Mead Kick V.1. But Christian ducks it, and then he pushes him forward. Mead bounces off of the ropes, and Christian hits a one man flap jack on Marc Mead, and Marc Mead gets up to his feet stunned. Christian grabs Marc Mead, and throws him hard into the ring post. Marc Mead falls out of the ring. Christian looks over, and he see’s the chair Mead brought in, he grabs it, and smashes the Demon which keeps him down on the mat. Christian looks around thinking what is next, he smiles, and then he goes into the corner. He motions for the Demon get up to his feet, and the Demon stumbles dazed on his feet. He turns towards Christian, Christian charges, and he is able to hit a spear on the Demon.]

JR-Spear by Christian.

King-Shades of his brother Edge.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t say that too loud, Christian might have a temper tatrum.

[Christian goes into the cover on the Demon, the ref counts the 1………2…..Marc Mead reaches into the ring, and he pulls Christian out of the ring, and he grabs him by the hair, and he throws Christian into the ring steps, and once he does Marc Mead climbs up to the apron, and he goes up to the top rope. He waits for the Demon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Marc Mead leaps off of the top rope for a cross body block, but it’s caught by the Demon, who tries to transfer him on his shoulder. But Marc Mead slides out of the back, and he hits a shoulder block to the back of the leg which takes down the Demon to one knee. Marc Mead backs up, and he hits a the Mead Kick V.1. Being that knows that Demon has taken a few moves, Marc Mead goes into the cover as quickly as possible, and he is able to get the 1……….2……..the Demon powers out. Marc Mead looks surprised as Marc Mead thinks of something he can do to try to beat the Demon. Marc Mead pulls up the Demon, and he hits a few fists to the face, and once he backs up. Marc Mead tries to whip the Demon to the ropes, but the Demon reverses the whip, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Demon lowers his head, but Marc Mead counters this with a swinging neck breaker. Marc Mead seeing his chance waits as the Demon is slow to get up to his feet. Marc Mead runs to the ropes, and tries to leap off of the second rope for the Mead Kick V.2. But Christian grabs the ropes, Marc Mead falls through the ropes, landing on his feet, but receiving a spear by Christian!]

JR-Christian might be looking to take advantage of the situation here.

King-Hope he has a good plan.

Kris Gaffney-Hasn’t he always?

King-…..

[Christian climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope, he waits as the Demon on shakey legs Christian leaps off, but the Demon connects with a House of Pain out of no where. The Demon goes into the cover on Christian, the ref counts the 1…………….2………….3!]

JR-The Demon wins this match.

King-He’s getting back into a groove.

(A scene opens up backstage. John Cena is seen sat at his desk, looking rather irritated. He looks down at his watch. Suddenly there is a knock at the door. Cena sighs with relief, gets up and opens the door. Standing there is a man we have not seen before.)

Cena: It's about time you showed up. What kind of lawyer can't even get to his top client in time?

Man: Hey.... when you call Saul Goodman (OOC- yes, the dude from Breaking bad, is there a cooler lawyer in existence?) you don't do it for the profesionalism.

Cena: You're damn right. I do it because you will go to lengths no one else will to get me out of these shitty legal proceedings. So tell me Mr Goodman.... what have you got for me?

Saul: You better sit down..... it's not good news.

(Cena takes a seat at his desk, inviting Saul to do the same.)

Cena: Go on....

Saul: Well.... the only way of putting this is..... you are a fucking idiot.

(Cena's eyes widen a little at this comment.)

Cena: You want to watch who you're....

Saul: No I don't think I do. John.... me and you have been through a lot together. I've made all your problems disappear...

Cena: And I've paid you handsomly to do it. So what can you do about Mickie James?

Saul: If you hadn't already paid me.... I'd have had to make something up to rip you off. Because frankly Mr Cena... this whole situation is a joke. Have you even read the contract your daughter signed?

Cena: Of course I haven't. That's what I pay you for. So what's the news?

Saul: The news is.... that it's all a load of bullshit. Every single word of it. Take a look at this.... you tell me what's wrong with it....

(Saul Goodman throws the contract across the table, and Cena glances at it quickly, and then his expression turns to one of slight anger.)

Cena: What? This isn't even....

Saul: A contract? Well done. It's just words on a piece of paper. Anyone could have written that. There's nothing there to tie it to you, or the EMF. Mickie James's signature doesn't make you liable for it.

Cena: Then why was I...

Saul: Worried? Fuck knows. I'd say you were too distracted by her antics to realise the situation you were in. You hold all the power here. And besides. Even if Mickie James tried to sue you... she's overlooked one thing.

Cena: What's that?

Saul: Legally, Natasha Jones isn't even Laura Cena's guardian any more. When you applied for Velvet Sky to adopt her, you had Natasha removed as a legal guardian. The adoption people thought she was dead. Everyone did. Laura's signature on that contract is worthless.

Cena: Well that's great news. That means I can take the title off her, and get some normality back.

Saul: It does. But there's more. When Natasha "died", even though it was fake, she completely terminated all her EMF contracts to make it appear like she was actually gone. Therefore the fact that only she can hire a GM or whatever stupid clause she had.... that's gone. That power goes back to you. You can now fire Mickie James...and not have to worry about a damn thing.

Cena: Are you sure about this?

Saul: I stake my reputation on it....

Cena: You have no reputation.

Saul: True... but you know, whenever you're in a jam... you better call....

Cena: Don't say it! Jesus Christ that's annoying. Look. Thank you so much for all this.

Saul: John... it took me 2 minutes. You could have saved yourself a few thousand dollars if you just looked at the thing yourself. As always... it was a pleasure doing business with you.

(He gets up, and shows himself out of the office. As he opens the door, the camera pans to the outside, and we see Mickie James was pushed up against the door. She looks annoyed as she quickly runs away before he comes out. Moments later, Saul leaves the office, and not long after that, Cena does too. Cena heads towards the office of Mickie James, but we know she's not there. The camera goes back to the arena where "Dirty Little Girl" plays and Mickie James comes down the ramp, but she has Laura Cena with her. Mickie and Laura get into the ring, and Mickie takes a microphone.)

Mickie: Lesson One Cena.... if you're meeting with your lawyer... don't leave your daughter with someone as incompetant as Maria. And lesson 2....

(Mickie grabs Laura by the throat and lifts her into the air. She's not really choking her, but she has her in a vulnerable position, and Laura starts to panic.)

Mickie: Don't fuck with me. Now get out here. We need to have words....

(There's a few moments of silence before "Bad, Bad Man" plays and John Cena emerges onto the ramp. Cena looks like he's going to come running down the ramp but Mickie cuts him off.)

Mickie: Uh uh uh.... one more step and I swear... the girl gets it.

(Cena stops in his tracks, and starts yelling at Mickie.)

Mickie: There..... that's better. You can't get here quick enough.... the damage will be done.... so lets play it my way.

(Cena takes a microphone of his own.)

Cena: Mickie James... if you harm her, I swear to God....

Mickie: You'll what? Hurt me? Kill me? Do your worst.

Cena: Mickie.... this is insane.

Mickie: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Cena: Look.... what do you want?

Mickie: You know what I want.... Amy Dumas... one on one... Hell in a Cell next week. And a night with her when I win. Make it happen or I swear John..... I swear....

(Mickie grips Laura a little tighter and she cries out in pain. Cena glares at her.)

Cena: Look Mickie I... I....

(“LovePassionFuryEnergy” blasts on the PA system as Amy Dumas walks out on the stage. She looks at Mickie as she walks down the ramp with a microphone.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Let her go Mickie…

(Mickie yells something to Amy about the contract.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-God you suck, you want the match so bad, I don’t want Laura hurt. It seems we have a point of agreement there. Which is a surprise, considering nothing you say, or do makes sense. So here it is, you want this match, then I’ll give it to you. You don’t hurt Laura, and let her go. Don’t do that, and I swear to god you will never, EVER get anything from me, you got that?

(Amy slides out of the ring, and puts it just inside of ring on the mat. This is enough for Mickie to let go of Laura. And Mickie grabbing the contract, Amy gives Laura a hug, Amy says a few things to Laura, making sure she’s alright. Mickie looks happy in the ring, but Amy says one thing.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Mickie, for a girl who has held the EMF hostage you are completely dumb. On live television you have committed acts that might be considered rape, and what your trying to get is nothing less than what you want is rape. So I hope you know what your getting yourself into. Last week, I walked into a match knowing that stipulation wise I couldn’t lose. It wasn’t a match I wanted to be in, but it was still not a match I couldn’t lose. Some people might be a little happy that I wasn’t entirely honest about myself, but I do have my reasons. This week, I’m going to be out front with you, going into Last Stand, either way it’s your Last Stand. Be it I beat the holy hell out of you, or you can find a way to cheat to win again. But even if you win, I swear even if you have your way with me, I will laugh last, you can count on that.

(Amy drops the microphone, and Cena approaches her, and takes hold of Laura.)

Cena: Mickie... you got what you wanted.... but if you think after this stunt, I'm letting you continue as General Manager... you got another thought coming. Mickie... you're fired from the General Manager position. I just hope you survive Hell in a Cell so you still actually have a job here...

(Amy Dumas, and the Cena’s walks to the back as we go to commercial.)

(“Walk Idiot, Walk” blasts on the PA system as Christy Hemme walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Christy Hemme was a former women’s champion, and I’m sure at some point would love to be a champion once again.

King-Yeah, but with her angering Mickie James, it might be hard.

Kris Gaffney-It never is easy.

(“Keys to the City” blasts on the PA system as Trish Stratus walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Trish Stratus on the other hand was once a great champion, but when she lost John Cena, she never rebounded.

King-Although I think she’d think it was worth it if she got Cena back.

Kris Gaffney-Cena has that effect on most women in the EMF.

[Christy Hemme and Trish Stratus pace around the ring, and they lock up. Christy Hemme takes Trish Stratus down with an arm drag release, and she gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Trish Stratus charges at Christy Hemme, and Trish Stratus gets hit with a head lock take down. Christy Hemme holds on to the side head lock, and Trish Stratus gets up to her feet, and she backs up Christy Hemme to the ropes, and she tries to whip Christy Hemme to the ropes, and she is successful in doing so. Christy Hemme bounces off of the ropes, and Trish Stratus goes for a Chick Kick, But Trish Stratus’ move is ducked by Christy Hemme. Trish Stratus turns around, and see’s Christy Hemme mocking her, and Trish Stratus charges at Christy Hemme, Christy Hemme counters with a drop toe hold that sends Trish Stratus face first into the second turnbuckle. Trish Stratus is in pain, and Christy Hemme waits on Trish Stratus to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Christy Hemme hits a few stomps into the gut, this stuns her. Christy Hemme whips Trish Stratus into the corner, and she crashes into the corner. Christy Hemme charges at Trish Stratus, Christy Hemme charges at Trish Stratus. Christy Hemme hits a monkey flip that sends Trish Stratus flying. Trish Stratus stumbles up to her feet, and she turns around Christy Hemme hits a kick into the gut, this doubles her over, and Christy Hemme hits a DDT that plants Trish Stratus into the mat.]

JR-Christy Hemme is taking it to Trish Stratus.

Kris Gaffney-Trish is going to have to figure out a way to turn this around.

King-She’s been trying to figure out how to turn her relationship with Cena around…she’s yet to do it.

[Christy Hemme goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2………kick out. Christy Hemme looks at the ref, but does not argue, she waits for Trish Stratus to get up to her feet. Once she gets up to her feet, she kicks Trish Stratus in the gut, and she goes for the Twist of Fate, but Trish Stratus pushes her off, she bounces off of the ropes. Christy Hemme comes off of the ropes, and Trish Stratus hits a front fall through spine buster that connects . Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Christy Hemme gets up to her feet, Trish is slower to get her to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet, she goes for a fist to the face of Trish Stratus. Stratus ducks under, and Trish Stratus sets up Christy Hemme, and she hits a belly to back suplex, this makes Christy Hemme bounces off of the mat, and Trish Stratus is able to recover as much as she needs to, Trish Stratus gets up to her feet. Trish Stratus is up to her feet, and Trish Stratus throws a few fists to Christy Hemme in the corner, and then she backs up as the ref warns her, and she goes back into the corner, and she hits a kick into the gut that stuns Christy Hemme enough, and she whips Christy Hemme into the corner, and she crashes into the corner. She crashes into the corner. Trish Stratus charges at Christy Hemme, but Christy Hemme hits a back elbow that makes Trish Stratus backs up stunned. Christy Hemme goes up to the second rope, but Trish Stratus is able to recover, and sets up Christy Hemme, and she hits the Stratusphere that sends Christy Hemme flying, she crashes hard down on the mat.]

JR-Trish Stratus might be closing in on this match.

King-Usually when you say that, something goes wrong.

(Trish and Hemme are trading shots with eachother, when suddenly Mickie James comes running down the ramp. She slides into the ring behind Hemme who hasn't noticed her. Trish spins Christy around and Mickie connects with a Mick-Kick, taking Christy down. The ref calls for the bell. Trish and Mickie begin to stomp down on Christy, and then Trish holds her back and Mickie proceeds to remove first Christy's top, and then her bottoms, leaving her in a matching red bra and thong. Christy battles and pushes Trish away and gets to her feet but Mickie kicks her in the gut and hits the Mickie-DT. Trish begins barking out some insults at Christy but then Mickie grabs her and much like with Melina last week, she kisses Trish Stratus and then hits the long kiss goodnight! Sure enough she then proceeds to strip Trish Stratus down to her matching pink bra and thong too. With both women down, Mickie takes a microphone.)

Mickie: You two SLUTS think you belong in my ring? DO YOU?! You two are so talentless, like the rest of them. There's not one woman in this federation with any talent.... or any use, except for as T&A. Now I might not be the Divas General Manager anymore.... but believe me.... that wont protect you from me. My plan earlier tonight was to make you both strip naked in this ring, or lose your jobs... Trish because I thought it might be a nice trip down memory lane... although I wouldn't be as forgiving as Vince.... and Christy to see if she really was the "firecrotch" she named her finisher after. But seeing as I don't have that power now... I guess I'll just take matters... and you.... into my own hands...

(Mickie approaches Christy Hemme, and smirks. She bends down to unhook Christy's bra. Suddenly what appears to be a fan hops over the railing and slides into the ring, holding what appears to be the Women's Championship. The fan clocks Mickie in the back of the head with it, and Mickie who wasn't expecting it goes down hard. The "fan" who is wearing a hood so we can't see her face then helps Christy and Trish out of the ring. She then turns back to Mickie, who is stirring, and blasts her with the title again.)

JR: Is that just a fan with a replica belt? I don't think it's either of our Women's Champions....

King: The belt has a "Laura Cena " name plate... I don't think it's a replica... but I don't think that's Laura...

(The "Fan" then pulls down her hood to reveal it's none other than Miley Cyrus, who Mickie had attacked a few weeks ago. She yells at Mickie before sliding out of the ring and heading up the ramp towards the backstage area.)

JR: I guess that's how John Cena avoided a law suit... he gave her a front row ticket, and a shot at revenge....

King: You mean he didn't take Mickie's advice and just sleep with her?

Kris: Maybe he did both. I mean... what else is she going backstage for?

JR: I like to think it's to return the title and make things up to Laura Cena... but who knows...

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin as he walks to the ring.)

JR-We are yet to find out what Dan Godwin is thinking being with John Cena.

King-He probably didn’t really regret hanging around John Cena as he thought he did.

Kris Gaffney-That’s what learning is all about.

(“I came to play” blasts on the PA system the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Miz has been very close to winning a championship, this could be another shot at it.

King-Well like others, this is just the first step towards that.

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks sllllllllowly down to the ring.)

King-My god, the writer doesn’t even bother to write he went into the ring…that’s how slow he is.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t know if even the Dean Machine could help him.

[Randy Orton, The Miz, and Dan Godwin all stand in the ring, and they stare each other down Randy Orton and Dan Godwin throw fists to the face of each other as the Miz backs up allows this to go on, and Randy Orton puts Dan Godwin into a side head lock. He hits a head lock take down, and suddenly the Miz comes into the picture, and then he hits a double axe handle that breaks up the move. He goes on the attack, he grabs Dan Godwin, and throws him hard into the ring post, and he turns around seeing that Randy Orton is getting up, he charges at Orton, but Randy Orton ducks his clothesline. Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but the Miz pushes that off, and Orton goes to the ropes, but Orton hangs on. The Miz charges at Randy Orton, but Randy Orton is able to counter this with a hot shot that sends the Miz flying into the ring ropes. The Miz stumbles towards Randy Orton. Randy Orton takes down the Miz with a short arm clothesline. The Miz is on the mat, and Randy Orton grabs the Miz, and he sets him up in a vertical suplex position, and executes a perfect snap suplex. Randy Orton gets up to his feet, and once he is up to his feet he hits a few stomps around the body of the Miz. The Miz is in pain with every stomp. Randy Orton backs up, and he hits his trademark knee drop to the face. The Miz stumbles up to his feet. Once he is up to his feet. Randy Orton hits a few fists to the face of the Miz, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. The Miz bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Randy Orton hits a scoop power slam! Randy Orton waits for the Miz to get up, and out of no where Dan Godwin hits the eXecution on Randy Orton. But unluckily for him, he falls out of the ring. Dan Godwin watches as Orton hits the mat, knowing that even if he is able to get him into the ring, and he turns around to the Miz. The Miz hits a kick to the balls, Dan Godwin falls to his knees, and The Miz sets him up, and he hits a quick snap DDT from his knee’s both wrestlers are down on the mat. The Miz rolls into the corner, and he gets up to his feet, and once he does Dan Godwin is slow to get up to his feet, being that he’s in pain, but seeing that he has a chance to get the advantage back, he charges into the corner. The Miz hits a back elbow, which stumbles Dan Godwin, the Miz throws the Dan Godwin into the corner. Dan Godwin gets hit with a few fists to the face, and he whips him to the other side of the ring. Dan Godwin crashes into the corner, and the Miz charges into the corner, and he hits a trademark clothesline into the corner.]

JR-The Miz has been able to take control of this match.

King-Well, he is looking to cash in on his opportunity he has.

Kris Gaffney-Well it’s one thing to get those chances, it’s another to take advantage of it. But he has to take the first step here.

[The Miz waits for Dan Godwin to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin stumbles towards him. The Miz hooks Dan Godwin, and he goes for the Skull Crushing Finale, but it’s countered by Dan Godwin hitting a snapmare that sends the MIz flying. The Miz gets upt o his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he charges at the Miz, and the Miz goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under. Dan Godwin turns around, and the Miz hits an inverted atomic drop. The Miz is in pain, and once he is there, Dan Godwin hits a fist to the face. The Miz gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin hits a few forearm shots to the face, and once he backs up. Dan Godwin tries to whip him to the ropes. The Miz bounces off of the ropes, Dan Godwin lowers his head, and The Miz hits a big back body drop that sends the Miz flying through the air. Dan Godwin waits as the Miz gets up to his feet, and once he does, Dan Godwin grabs him by the hair, and he throws him into Randy Orton who was on the apron. Randy Orton falls off of the apron, and Randy Orton falls on the floor. The Miz falls backwards, and Randy Orton gets pinned up by Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Dan Godwin measures up, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying elbow drop on that connects on the Miz. Dan Godwin nips up, and yells to the crowd it’s different because he did it, and it’s not Shawn Michaels.]

JR-I don’t know how many times he’s going to tell everyone it’s different…no one is going to believe him.

King-Well if you first don’t succeed try, try again?

Kris Gaffney-I guess that’s Dan Godwin’s motto.

[Dan Godwin turns around, and picks up the Miz, and the Miz throws off Dan Godwin’s hands, and hits a reverse jaw breaker. Dan Godwin falls backwards, and he falls out of the ring, the Miz goes over to him, and then the Miz grabs Dan Godwin, and tries to smash his face into the protected steel, but Dan Godwin blocks it, and then the Miz seeing this is able to counter with a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin Godwin is dazed, Godwin answers back. But Randy Orton pushes Miz forward, and they hit heads. Godwin falls off of the apron. The Miz stumbles right into the waiting Randy Orton who hits the RKO! Orton goes into the cover on the Miz, the ref counts the 1……………2………3!]

JR-And Randy Orton won this match.

King-Orton took advantage of the situation, and it paid off.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda was the world champion, until Ricky Ramon took it from him.

King-He’s yet to get a one on one rematch.

Booker King-Me either.

Kris Gaffney-I think Teddy Long is booking again.

Booker King-Blast, he’s treasonous against his King

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kevin Bourne has been quite out spoken recently

King-Although it’s not gained him a lot of fans.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think that’s his intent.

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Like Demon, Kane has quite the chance to bounce back here.

King-Well neither of these matches are easy.

Kris Gaffney-They never are.

[Tony Ikeda, Kevin Bourne, and Kane stare down each other, and Kevin Bourne and Kane throw fists to the face as the veteran Tony Ikeda backs up into the corner, and see’s where this goes. Neither of them are going to give up any space, and Kevin Bourne ducks under one, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Kane, but really it doesn’t really effect Kane, and Kane is easily able to block one of the chops, and he hits a big head butt that knocks down Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne is stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kane measures up on Kevin Bourne, Kane hits a clothesline that knocks Kevin Bourne over the top rope. Tony Ikeda slides into the ring with a chair, and he sneaks up on Kane, and he smashes Kane in the back with it. Tony Ikeda measures up on Kane as he throws the chair down where he can wait as Kane stumbles right back, and Tony Ikeda hooks Kane up, and he looks like he’s going for his finisher on the chair to try to pick up a quick win on Kane, but Kane blocks it, he was too strong. Kane hits a few elbows which breaks Tony Ikeda grip. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards, and Kane goes near the corner. Tony Ikeda charges at Kane, and Kane grabs Toyn Ikeda, and he throws him hard into the corner. Kane hits a few body shots to Tony Ikeda, and follows it up with a upper cut. Tony Ikeda is stunned, Kane whips Tony Ikeda hard into the corner, and he crashes into the corner. Tony Ikeda comes out of the corner fast, and Kane hits a big boot that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Kane goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, but he forgot about Kevin Bourne, and he pushes Kane off of the top rope. Kane crashes hard on the mat, and at this point Kevin Bourne is still on the apron, Tony Ikeda charges at Kevin Bourne to knock him off, but Kevin Bourne catches him, and he hits a hip toss over the top rope, and he crashes on the mat. Kane sits up, and he gets up to his feet, Kane goes over to Kevin Bourne, Kevin Bourne uses the ropes to sling shots himself into the ring. Kevin Bourne runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Kane goes for a fist, but Kevin Bourne ducks under. Kane turns around, and Kane gets take down by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne measures up, and he hits a catapault that sends Kane flying, he hits his head on the top rope, and he stumbles backwards, and Kevin Bourne hooks Kane, and he drops him for a reverse neck breaker that takes him down on the mat. Kevin Bourne goes to the turnbuckle, and pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle. He measures up, Kevin Bourne leaps off of the second rope, and drops a second rope leg drop, and he goes into the cover on Kane, and the ref counts the 1……………2…………KICK OUT by Kane.]

JR-Almost three.

King-Got to wonder if Bourne is going to think there is a conspiracy with the ref’s too.

Kris Gaffney-Well…they did shift their eyes towards me….so I wouldn’t be surprised.

[Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and he is yelling some things at the ref, but finally he decides to focus on Kane who is stumbling up to his feet. Once he does Kevin Bourne goes for the Checkmate, but it’s countered with a few elbows to the side of the head, this turns around Kevin Bourne. Kane pushes Kevin Bourne to the ropes, and Tony Ikeda grabs the ropes, and Kevin Bourne falls out of the ring. Kevin Bourne stumbles up to his feet, once he does Tony Ikeda kicks him in the gut, and Tony Ikeda drives him down on the mat with a DDT. Kevin Bourne is down on the mat. Tony Ikeda climbs up to the apron, and is met by Kane. Kane tries to go for some sort of move, but it’s countered with a hang man that stumbles backwards Kane. Tony Ikeda jumps back on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. Once he is on the top rope, Tony Ikeda leaps off, and he hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down Kane. Tony Ikeda takes a few moments to rest up waiting as Kane sits up, and he gets up to his feet. Kane gets hit with a few fists to the face, and Kane backs up to the ropes. Tony Ikeda tries to whip Kane to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Kane. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes, and Kane lowers his head as Tony Ikeda hits a kick to the face. Kane stumbles. Tony Ikeda grabs him by the hair, and he throws Kane hard into the ring post, and he strikes the ring post. Tony Ikeda pulls Kane out of the corner with a school boy, the ref counts the 1……………….2……………KICK OUT by Kane!]

JR-Tony Ikeda needs to find to end this match.

King-This might be his only chance.

Kris Gaffney-Oh good, he found this chance…I never did.

[Tony Ikeda waits as Kane gets up, and he hooks Kane for a full nelson suplex, but it’s countered by Kane who hits a few elbows. Tony Ikeda stumbles towards Kane, Kane grabs Tony Ikeda, lifts him up, and he hits a choke slam! Suddnely before he goes into the cover, X-Tazte comes from the crowd, and he hits a chair shot to the back. Kane stumbles backwards. X-Tazte hits a clothesline on Kane. Kane lands on his feet, and he pulls X-Tazte out of the ring, and he hits a few fists to the face. Kane and X-Tazte throw fists to the face as they move away from the ring. Kevin Bourne while this was going on snuck in the ring, and he goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda for the 1……………2………..3!]

JR-Kevin Bourne takes advantage of the situation.

(Kevin Bourne is looking extremely proud of himself as Shockwave goes off the air.)