(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open up in the darken arena. Fireworks blasts on the stage. The lights turn off as the pyrotechnics show end and the crowd is yelling and waving their signs. The camera scans the crowd a few times before getting a zoomed out shot to display the location information. We scan the crowd one more time as the commentators speak over it.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Denver, Colorado. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Tonight we have a very exciting show for you.

King-Headlined by the Wretched Nobody taking on an old rival in Brandon Leno.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s not forget that Ricky Vegas beat the Brandon Leno via escape. Tonight that’s what the Wretched Nobody will have to do.

King-I don’t think Ricky Vegas was impressed when he did that, but that’s what Wretch must do tonight.

JR-Let’s get started with the first match of the night.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda and Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda was right, not only is Zack Ryder a former Tag Team Champion, he’s been every sort of champion you could be in his career with the EMF.

King-Oh your going to get Mack hand now for sure JR!

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain King slipped that into the script for JR.

JR-Killer Tschida made the challenge to Ryder, and it was accepted. So at the next Pay Per View Zack Ryder will face Killer Tschida in a first blood match.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

["Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colors. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades that are adorned with jewels that say “T” on the right-eye lens and “V” on the left-eye lens. He makes a belt motion over his waist, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He confidently pimp-limp walks down the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give the camera a sleezy and confident smile. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with his cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, kneepads, and elbow pads, which have the words "New Champ" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and forth.]

King-I wish Prez Mike would get involved.

Kris Gaffney-Depends if he feels like it.

[Zack Ryder runs at Killer Tschida, and he takes him down with a double leg take down, and he hits a few fists to the face of Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida answers back with a switch, and he hits a few fists to the face. Zack Ryder throws Killer Tschida off of him. Killer Tschida and Zack Ryder get up. Zack Ryder goes towards Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida rakes the eyes of Zack Ryder. Killer Tschida whips Zack Ryder to the ropes, and Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes. Killer Tschida lowers his head, and he connects with a swinging neck breaker. Being that he is still blinded, Zack Ryder goes towards his corner, and he makes the tag to Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda comes into the ring. Killer Tschida is able to duck under, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex. Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Killer Tschida who hits hard into the mat. Killer TSchida gets picked up by Tony Ikeda. Toyn Ikeda whips Killer Tschida to the ropes, Christopher Haynes is able to make a tag. Thinking that he did it without Tony seeing it. Christopher Haynes steps inside of the ring and attempts to blindside attack Tony, but Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes into the mat. Christopher Haynes hits hard into the mat, and he throws a wild fist to the face of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda ducks under it, he hooks Christopher Haynes with a full nelson, and he connects with the full nelson slam.]

JR-That could be it.

King-If this was a decade ago.

Kris Gaffney-I’m wondering if Tony realizes that…or he’s too old to notice.

[Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count, The ref counts 1…………….2…………Killer Tschida breaks up the three count. Killer Tschida goes to his corner. Tony Ikeda runs at Killer Tschida, Killer Tschida see’s Tony Ikeda coming and he counters with a hang man. Tony Ikeda staggers backwards, and he staggers right into a pimp slap combo. Tony Ikeda is dazed, and Christopher Haynes picks up Tony Ikeda, and he drops him with a death valley driver. Christopher Haynes makes the tag to Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida comes into the ring, and he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Killer Tschida hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards. Killer Tschida attempst to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida ducks under a clothesline by Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida connects with a killer kick on Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls down on the mat. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1……………..2……….KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Killer Tschida is able to hit a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda rolls into the corner. Killer Tschida closes in on Tony Ikeda. Killer Tschida hits a hard knife edge chop, and then another one. Killer Tschida brings out Tony Ikeda to the ropes, and Killer Tschida whips Tony Ikeda to the ropes. Killer Tschida jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying back elbow.]

JR-Killer Tschida connects with the flying back elbow.

King-Will he be able to show that Mercenaries have the experience as a team enough to win over a veteran team like the Badd Bros.

Kris Gaffney-Well…at least Ryder has the death match fall back.

[Killer Tschida makes the tag to Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes whips Tony Ikeda to the ropes, and Haynes connects with a slap which Haynes doesn’t think will allow Zack Ryder to tag, but he’s able to make enough contact to make the tag. Haynes thinking that Tony is still the legal man puts him on his shoulders, but Tony struggles out of the back of Haynes, and he pushes him forward right into the Rough Ryder!! Tony knocks Killer off of the apron. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………..3!!]

JR-Tony and Ryder’s experience as a team probably was the key factor in the win.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage and he does the YES taunt. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Next this match is a battle of EMF veterans.

King-Plus Bryan is a former champion, Kenny is on his way to face Azar, what better way to show his god skills?

Kris Gaffney-Interesting way to put it.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA systems. Grapes roll out carrying crowd members on their shoulders as Kenny Omegrape is already in the ring.)

JR-This gets weirder and weirder.

King-I don’t see anything odd.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

[Kenny Omegrape and Daniel Bryan face off in the middle of the ring, the bell rings, and Kenny Omegrape and Daniel Bryan throw fists, Daniel Bryan is able to hit an extra hard one. Kenny OMegrape staggers backwards. Daniel Bryan goes for a kick to the head. Kenny Omegrape is able to duck it, and he pushes Daniel Bryan to the ropes. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape connects with a running back elbow that puts down Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and Kenny Omegrape puts him into a side head lock, and he connects with a punch to the top of the head. Kenny omegrape waits for Daniel Bryan to get where he wants. Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut, and he lifts him up and he drops with a vertical suplex face buster on Daniel Bryan. Dazed Daniel Bryan gets up to his knee’s.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape is measuring up Daniel Bryan.

King-I’m certain that the Melon Gods would want it that way.

Kris Gaffney-Why’s that?

King-Bryan is a vegan, you can’t have someone who eats veggies!

[Kenny Omegrape goes for a running knee, but Daniel Bryan ducks under. Daniel Bryan waits for Kenny Omegrape to turn around, and he kicks him with a kick to the side of the head. Kenny Omegrape staggers around. Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Daniel Bryan connects with a diving clothesline that puts down Kenny Omegrape.]

JR-Daniel Bryan is making a comeback.

King-Probably for a more dramatic victory for Kenny.

[Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, and he waits for Kenny Omegrape. Daniel Bryan attempts to go for the running knee, but Kenny Omegrape ducks it. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he connects with the geese lightning. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……..3!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape was able to react fast enough, and got the victory.

King-Almost like he had GOD on his side.

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage with AJ Lee skipping around him. Troy enters the ring.)

JR-Troy last week was able to get the first win in a while.

King-That probably made AJ happy.

Kris Gaffney- You think it’s that easy?

Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring.

JR-This is the first one on one match up for Midnight Tiger.

King-Last week didn’t quite go as he probably was hoping, but that was a triple threat.

Kris Gaffney-You never know what is going to happen that sort of match.

[Troy Gafgen and Midnight Tiger stand in the middle of the ring, Troy Gafgen pushes Midnight Tiger backwards. Midnight Tiger falls backwards, and he staggers backwards. Troy Gafgen hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down Midnight Tiger. Midnight Tiger gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen hits a knee lift into the gut, and he whips Midnight Tiger to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Midnight Tiger jumps for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen holds Midnight Tiger for a few moments allowing him to think of what is coming next. Troy Gafgen hits a fall away slam on Midnight Tiger. Midnight Tiger fly’s across the ring, and he is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Midnight Tiger gets up to his feet. Midnight Tiger falls into the corner. Midnight Tiger falls into the corner. Troy Gafgen runs towards the corner, and Midnight Tiger hits a splash in the corner. Troy Gafgen connects with a splash on Midnight Tiger. Midnight Tiger staggers out of the corner, Midnight Tiger ducks under, and he hooks. Troy Gafgen drops him with a chaos theory neck breaker that puts him down on the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref goes into position to make the count, The ref counts 1………2..KICK OUT by Midnight Tiger.]

JR-Troy Gafgen connects with the chaos theory, it almost was enough.

King-I’m certain that Troy isn’t taking it that way.

Kris Gaffney-Well, if AJ would have done the move, the match would have been over already.

[Troy Gafgen waits for Midnight Tiger, Troy Gafgen goes for the mental maelstrom, but Midnight Tiger pushes Troy Gafgen off. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes. Midnight Tiger hits a drop kick to the leg bringing him down on one knee, and Midnight Tiger connects with a kick to the side of the head. Troy Gafgen goes down on the mat.]

JR-The new comer takes the former World Champion.

King- Certainly that only happened because Troy didn’t listen AJ one time.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that’s what happened…

[Midnight Tiger picks up Troy Gafgen and he whips him to the ropes, and he goes for a clothesline. Troy ducks under. Midnight Tiger turns around right into the Mental maelstrom by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………….3!!]

JR-Midnight Tiger might have assumed that Troy was effected more than he was though, and it cost him

(“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage. It’s clobbering time. CM Punk goes down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk has had a history with the Extreme Championship.

King- As well as working with young talent.

Kris Gaffney-I knew it was something.

(Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth blasts over the loud speakers and the crowed erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He rips his tank off and throws it into the crowd, he beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stares slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.)

JR-Jackson Gunner has to know that this isn’t going to be easy.

King-Dan Godwin knows this.

Kris Gaffney-But then again. Dan Godwin has more things to worry about…like keeping his wig on.

[CM Punk and Jackson Gunner stand in the middle of the ring. CM Punk goes for a kick to the head, and Jackson Gunner is able to catch his leg, and he connects with a dragon screw. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and he gets knocked down with a clothesline. CM Punk gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, and he drops him with another clothesline by CM Punk. Jackson Gunner grabs CM Punk, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Jackson Gunner lowers his head, and CM Punk gets thrown in the air with a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet. Jackson Gunner kicks CM Punk, and he sets him up, and he drops him with a pull up piledriver sending him down into the mat. CM Punk seems to be out of it. Jackson Gunner pushes CM Punk on to his back, and Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by CM Punk. Jackson Gunner hits a few stomps on the downed CM Punk. CM Punk gets picked up by his hair, and he gets thrown into the corner, and he gets hit with a few body shots to the ribs, and he gets set up by Jackson Gunner, and connected with a hip toss that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Jackson Gunner waits for CM Punk to get up to his feet.]

JR-CM Punk might have to figure out how to turn things around.

King-Not exactly starting the way he invisioned.

Kris Gaffney-Unless that’s his plan.

[CM Punk waits for Jackson Gunner to get up to his feet. CM Punk gets kicked in the gut, but before he can go for a power bomb of some sort. CM Punk counters with a back body drop that sends Jackson Gunner flying. Jackson Gunner hits the mat hard, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. CM Punk hits a kick to the side of the head. Jackson Gunner staggers backwards inot the corner. CM Punk runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running knee to the face.]

JR-CM Punk has made a come back.

King-And we didn’t even have to be in Chicago for it to happen.

[CM Punk goes for the running bulldog out of the corner. But Jackson Gunner throws him off CM Punk hits the mat hard, he is slow to get up to his feet. Jackson Gunner connects with the Burning Samoan. CM Punk seems down for the count. Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!]

JR-With one counter leads to a victory by the Extreme Champion.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas probably has a lot on the mind.

King-He’ll have to defend his title in the future against the Wretched Nobody.

Kris Gaffney-And this week he’ll have to face the man who will take on Tony Ikeda for the title that was once his.

Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring.

JR-The key on this match is going to be the one who is able to focus on this match.

King-That might be difficult as said.

[The bell rings and Ricky Vegas goes for a full house right out the bat. Connor Wicklow is able to duck under, Ricky Vegas turns around right into a spinning back elbow to the side of the head. That makes Ricky Vegas stagger backwards. Connor Wicklow hits a few forearm shots to the bridge of the nose of Ricky Vegas making him fall into the ropes. Connor Wicklow whips Ricky Vegas to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying back elbow to the face that puts him down on the mat. Ricky Vegas tries to get up to his feet fairly quickly, but clearly he’s feeling the effects of the elbows, but clearly his anger is over riding his thinking right now, and he runs at Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow is able to counter with a deep arm drag that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet, and he runs at Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow once again counters with an arm drag, this time into an arm bar. Connor Wicklow holds on the pressure on the mat. Ricky Vegas slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Connor Wicklow holds on the pressure. Ricky Vegas is able to back up Connor Wicklow to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow bounces off of the ropes, and once again Ricky Vegas goes for the full house, but Connor Wciklow is able to duck under, and he drops Ricky Vegas with a sling blade that puts him down on the mat. Connor Wicklow goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Connor Wicklow figures out what he’s going to do next.]

JR-Ricky Vegas has been taken off his game.

King-You don’t know…this could be his plan.

Kris Gaffney-Would be weird, but who knows…

[Connor Wicklow waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet, he attempts to kick him in the gut, but it’s caught. Connor Wicklow connects with a clothesline on Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet, and Ricky Vegas, and he drops him with a body slam. Ricky Vegas drops him with another body slam. Ricky Vegas once again hits a final body slam to complete the 3 of a kind. Ricky Vegas falls backwards into the corner. He takes a few moments to rest up. Connor Wicklow runs at Ricky Vegas, but Ricky Vegas moves out of the way. Connor Wicklow hits his face on the top rope, and he staggers out of the corner as Ricky Vegas runs to the ropes, and he connects with the full house flooring Connor Wicklow. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Connor Wicklow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2………….KICK OUT by Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow slowly gets up to his feet, Ricky Vegas takes him down with a side head lock, and he puts him into a side head lock trying to wear down Connor Wicklow.]

JR-This might not seem like much, but it’s also giving Ricky Vegas the chance to recover.

King-I think that’s exactly what the internet is saying right now.

Kris Gaffney-Probably in other ways.

[Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet, and he whips Ricky Vegas off of the ropes, and he bounces off fo the ropes. Ricky Vegas rolls through, and he hooks on the Black Jack Connor Wicklow is in pain. He crawls to the corner, and he grabs the corner, Ricky Vegas pulls him off, but at the last moment Connor rolls through. Ricky Vegas hits his face into the top turnbuckle. Ricky Vegas staggers towards Connor. Connor drops him with the Zero Signal. Ricky Vegas seems out of it. Connor goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Connor was able to make another counter in time to get the victory.

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Brandon Leno lost the IC championship in a match like this.

King-And tonight the only way you can win it is exactly how he lost it.

Kris Gaffney-That must give him some bad memories.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-This is going to be a challenging match for Wretch.

King-I’m certain the idea of just escaping the cage isn’t his favorite sort of way to win a match.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure Grace was able to describe what Wretch thought to the staff.

[Brandon Leno and the Wretched Nobody lock up, and he throws him hard into the corner. Brandon Leno hits hard into the corner. He staggers out of the corner, and the Wretched Nobody hits a hard fist to the face of Brandon Leno that drops Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs Brandon Leno, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody tries to take his head off with the trephination. Brandon Leno is able to duck it, and he continues to the other side of the ring. Brandon Leno bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air going for a cross body block, but the Wretched Nobody is able to catch him, and he drops him with a rib breaker. The Wretched Nobody grabs Brandon Leno, and he drops him with a body slam. The Wretched Nobody drops an elbow drop to the downed Brandon Leno. The Wretched Nobody knowing that he can only win via escape decides to prolong the attack on Brandon Leno as he hits a few hard fists to the face of Brandon Leno. The Wretched Nobody picks up Brandon Leno by the hair, and he lifts him up. The Wretched Nobody sets him up into a vertical suplex position, and he drops him with a screw driver.]

JR-That is a dangerous move.

King-So many know this.

Kris Gaffney-It’s effective though.

[The Wretched Nobody doesn’t want to stop the attack, and the Wretched Nobody puts him over his shoulder. The Wretched Nobody runs towards the cage side. Brandon Leno is able to slide out of the back. The Wretched Nobody gets pushed into the cage face first. Brandon Leno staggers backwards, and he turns around, and Brandon Leno is able to hit a super kick that dazes the Wretched Nobody. Brandon Leno kicks the Wretched Nobody in the gut, and he gets planted down into the mat with the purple haze piledriver. Brandon Leno looks towards the cage doors realizing that this might be his best chance at winning this match, he calls for the door to be opened.]

JR-This might be Brandon Leno’s chance.

King-I’m certain that Ricky Vegas still isn’t impressed.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

[Brandon Leno is half way out of the cage, but Wretch drags him backwards. Brandon Leno gets up, and he runs right into the trephination!! Brandon Leno is down. The Wretched Nobody stares down at Leno, then he goes to the door, and he steps out of the door, and on to the floor. The Wretched Nobody wins via escape.]

JR-The Wretched Nobody gets the victory.

King-I’m sure that’s not how he wanted to win, but he did send a message to Ricky Vegas.

(The Wretched Nobody walks to the back as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)