EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and the Shockwave video plays. Once it ends we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. Once they conclude the lights turn on to reveal the fans waving their signs, and screaming. Some of the signs say "OMG, I have a Rad match", "I'm not a fan of John Cena either…that is all", and "Cena betrayed his friend for a girl…what else is new".)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, and we have quite a show for you tonight. I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-Headlined by the tag team title match where MxMxPunk and Dustin Miller will put their titles on the line against Tony Ikeda and Carnage.

Kris Gaffney-Will Tony Ikeda finally gain the tag team titles?

JR-Well let's start this show off.

("Obsession" blasts out over the PA system, and Mickie James comes out onto the ramp. However, she looks upset, and isn't bouncing like normal. She makes her way into the ring where she's given a microphone.)

Mickie: I never thought this day would come. Quite honestly, i'm at a loss end now. I've lost the title before, and it's no big deal. I could always get it back, particularly as the only thing standing between me and it are a group of no talent bimbos. But that's not it. The fact is.. I wasn't bought into EMF to be a champion, it just happened because I was the most talented girl here. I was bought into the EMF to help John Cena. I was his personal employee. I was only here to help him. I never ever thought that I would.... well... we won't go into what happened with me and Cena lately. But the fact is that last week, John Cena made it quite clear he no longer has any use for me. He cost me the championship, and for what? To get laid a few times and then break Velvet's heart all over again? I hope it was worth it John... I really do. But as John Cena no longer has a use for me, and as i'm sure he will just screw me out of the title in my rematch, I thought I would come out here... and say goodbye. Because I was only here to make my friend happy. Honestly... I don't need this anymore. I have nothing to prove in wrestling. I don't need money, I don't need fame. Sure.. i'll miss feeling up all the hot girls in the ring but... I don't need that either... I can get any girl I want, whenever I want. So enjoy your title Velvet. And enjoy that bastard Cena while you can. Because when your no longer useful to him.... he'll spit you out too. Goodbye EMF... and thanks for the memories.

(Suddenly "Generic Theme" plays and Miss Jackie appears on the ramp. Surprisingly, Natasha's security are no where to be seen. Miss Jackie slides into the ring, and addresses Mickie.)

Jackie: Your leaving? Just like that? The Mickie I know would never do that! The Mickie I know would NEVER let a man beat her. Isn't this why you rejected men from about the age of 12? And now because one of them does this to you, your giving up on your dreams? Giving up your career? And worse... your letting Velvet Sky of all people beat you? Give me a break Mickie ! I've spoken to Cena, and he feels just awful. He's willing to give you a rematch. You just have to talk to him. The two of you can straighten all this out, I know it. Don't give up Mickie... don't let them beat you.

(Suddenly "Million Dollar Theme" plays and Natasha Jones comes out onto the ramp. She strolls down to the ring looking pleased with herself. Notably, Laura Cena is not with her.)

Natasha: Oh isn't this sweet? Miss Jackie talking her biggest rival out of retiring? It's almost touching. And no.... i'm not going to throw Jackie out. You see.... ladies and gentleman... I have re-hired Miss Jackie... to a Divas contract! Not a serious wreslting contract, but a no good Diva. Here to degrade herself for your enjoyment. And she took it... because she had no other option.

Jackie: OK Natasha.... yes... that's true. But I have one request. Tonight.... I want to go one on one with that bitch Velvet Sky. She knew how happy I was when I thought I was getting Cena back ,and she goes and does this? I thought we were supposed to be friends. I trusted her. I.... I slept with YOU *points to Mickie* for her. And this is how she repays me? I want Velvet, 1 on 1, in this ring tonight!

("Angel on my Shoulder" blasts out and Velvet Sky appears on the top of the ramp, with the EMF Women's Championship slung over her shoulder. John Cena is behind her. Both look somewhat angry and upset as they storm down to the ring to confront everyone in it, Velvet walks up the steel steps and along the apron as she removes the title from her shoulder as she climbs into the ring... John Following behind her as she looks at Jackie, Mickie and Nat... she stands looking at them as John Hands her a Microphone, Placing her womens Title on her shoulder)

Velvet;; Well Well isnt this Comfortable..... We have the Dyke of the Company Mickie James..... and We have the Curious Jackie Gayda who wants a match against me.. The New womens champion....

(Jackie lunges towards Velvet, but Cena shoves her back so she can't get at her.

Jackie: You bitch, you knew how I felt about him!

Velvet;; Yeah, well guess what..... Do You honestly think i Give a sh*t what you actually feel for John.... I mean... It was always going to Happen.... he was just trying to get over his past..... with Amy thats all...... Your nothing special to him...... I mean Look at me..... Compared to You Jackie..... I'm Beautiful..... Your Not...... Your Old News...... He never loved you..... He never will Love You Jackie.....

Jackie: What would you know about how he feels? He's just using you until something better comes along. Look what he did to Mickie... his best friend.

Velvet;; Is that Right Jackie..... Then why would he ask me to move in with him? Eh? Yeah thats what i thought..... You got nothing to say...... And For Your Information Jackie..... I am Better Than You and Anyone of those divas back stage.....

Jackie: Prove it. Face me in the ring tonight. And you can put that title on the line if you want. I'll happily take it from you and give Mickie the rematch she deserves. Unlike you, you coward.

Velvet;; Well.... How about You Face One of The Beautiful People Members..... And I will Give the Rematch Mickie Deserves.......

Jackie: I don't want any of them. I have nothing to settle with your bimbo sluts. You're the only one I want to get my hands on. I told you how I felt. I told you how happy I was. I thought we were supposed to be friends? Velvet;; Jackie.... Things Change..... You actually thought i wanted to be friends with you? (Velvet laughs) Your a Joke....

Jackie: Well I thought you might respect what I did for you. If it wasn't for me, I don't think you'd have the guts to show your face around here. That said it wouldn't surprise me, seeing as you don't have the guts to take me on tonight. I have no idea what Cena sees in you.... I really don't.

Velvet;; Well Why don't you ask Him (Velvet passes the Microphone to Cena and steps aside

(Cena shakes his head, and turns to Velvet.)

Cena: Velvet, I have nothing to say to her. It's none of her, or anyone elses business what I see in you. Besides.... they should be able to see it for themselves. *he puts his arm around her* We're the new power couple in the EMF. The President, and the Women's Champion, and Jackie, you need to accept it, and move on.

Natasha: Whoa whoa whoa.... don't forget that i'm here. I'm the General Manager, and i'll decide whats going on tonight. If Jackie wants to face Velvet..... I think i'm going to let her.

Velvet;; John.... Tell her she can't do that......

(Velvet takes her title off her shoulder as she dangles it down by her side looking at Nat)

Velvet;; Nat.... You have a nerve coming back here.....

Natasha: This is my show Velvet, and i'll do what I like. But seeing as Jackie is only a mere Diva... I think i'm going to have her take you on this week.... in a Bikini contest!

(Cena actually smiles a little, and then tries to look serious and hide that fact from Velvet.)

Velvet;; You've got to be kidding me..... In a Bikini Contest? Like what in the hell..... Everyone here knows.... I'll Win.... I mean Look at my body..... Compared to hers (Velvet looks her up and down with a disgrace look on her face).... It aint going to happen....

Natasha: I'm afraid that's my final decision Velvet, there's nothing to can do about it. Not even John Cena can stop this match.

(Cena pulls Velvet in close to him, hugging her tightly, perhaps to stop her attacking anyone.

Cena: Don't you worry Velvet.... we'll think of something.

Jackie: I want a real match with her! But for tonight... if I have to... i'll settle for embaressing her in this contest. Getting a better crowd response than a member of the Beautiful Sluts? That would be too sweet.

(Jackie drops her mic and glares at Velvet. Her and Mickie slide out of the ring to leave. Nat goes to leave to, but Cena reaches out and stops her.)

Cena: Oh... we're not finished with you.

(Velvet steps in front Nat and stares at her in the eyes)

Velvet;; We haven't forgotten about You taking Laura..... So Tell us where she is.....

Natasha: Over my dead body. You'll never see her again. Her calling you "mommy" was the last straw. I will never let you get your dirty little hands on my daughter ever again.

Velvet;; What did you Just say?.... Can You Repeat yourself.... I didnt hear what you said..... Your Daughter? I don't Think so.... You may have given birth to her..... But You didnt bring her up..... John Did..... Laura is more his Daughter Than Yours...... So Just Give her back.....

Natasha: Velvet Velvet Velvet.... your so deluded. Brainwashed by John Cena I guess. Believe me I know... i've been there. But if you really believe I had any choice in what happened, and i'm a bad mother or whatever, then your wrong. Laura is back where she belongs, and first chance I get, so will Rachel be. If I need to go through the courts to make that happen, so be it. But you two will not be seeing either of my girls again if I have anything to say about it.

(Velvet goes to Lung at Natasha. Natasha simply steps out of the way, and slides out of the ring.

Natasha: I'll look forward to seeing you.... a LOT of you... in the ring later Velvet.

(Velvet turns and looks at John.... as she places her Title on her shoulder as she looks at the Ramp as Natasha walks up the Ramp with a smirk on her face as the scene fades out)

(We go backstage after the big confrontation in the ring earlier. Cena is walking with Velvet Sky, but he is on the phone.)

Cena: I want you guys in the parking lot ALL night. No one leaves without you checking. When she leaves... I want her followed. I don't care if you have to drive all fucking night, I want to know where she goes. And I'll fire the lot of you if you mess this up.

(Cena flips his cell phone shut, and turns to Velvet.)

Cena: We need to do something.... Laura must be terrified. Nat's here and Laura's not? Who the fuck is looking after my daughter?

Velvet;; I dont know John.... But who ever is better keep their hands off her.... and when we get Laura back..... I want Nat in that Ring...

(Velvet looks at John as she stops and looks at John)

Cena: You sure? She did win the Women's Championship.... TWICE. *he laughs* No they'll be plenty of time for you to kick her ass. But Velvet... seriously... i've never been this worried. What if Laura's hurt?

Velvet;; I think Natasha would be to friggin stupid to hurt laura with me and you on her case.... But I know your worried about Laura... So am i....

Cena: I guess we just need to focus on getting through tonight. What are we going to do about your bikini contest?

(Velvet smirks up at John as she makes her way down the Corridor.... as she walks into Cenas office)

Velvet;; Well... I'm not going to do it......

Cena: I hope you've got a plan....

Velvet;; Is that because You dont want all those Perverts to see my Hot Body.

(Velvet steps forward and looks at Cena with a smirk)

Cena: Well... I wouldn't complain about the chance to see it myself... but of course, I don't want to share it with anyone else. They don't deserve it...

Velvet;; Well So You Know.... I do have Plan.... and a good Plan aswell....

Cena: I don't think Nat's going to let you sub Kelly in again....

Velvet;; Who said anything about Kelly John.....

(Velvet leans back onto Cenas desk as she holds her title on her shoulder)

Cena: Well... whatever your thinking.... i'm sure its amazing.... and evil. And that's why I love you.

Velvet;; Well.... You know Katie Lea has to Do everything i Say...... Well she can fill in for me.... She has to do it.

(Cena's eyes widen, and he smiles.)

Cena: Oh baby... that's brilliant. Put the new member to the test huh? *Cena leans in, and kisses Velvet* Maybe tonight won't be so bad after all... you get to embaress Katie, and hopefully... Nat will lead us right to Laura.

Velvet;; There is nothing..... Nat can do about it... Because it says in Katies Contract which she won in that Locked Box... She has to do anything I say... and As far as Nat is concerned..... She will lead us to Laura and we will get her back.

Cena: I hope so honey. Then we can be the family we both want more than anything. It's going to make her so happy knowing we're together, you know that?

(Velvet looks up at Cena.... and smiles)

Velvet;; You know... I know this will make her happy.... like really happy.... But i also want to make us happy....

(Cena cuddles up to her, and runs his fingers through her hair.)

Cena: It's hard for me to be happy, with my daughter going through God knows what. But believe me Velvet... you do make me happy. I'm crazy about you. I'm sorry I hurt you, and I was stupid when I was trying to get over Amy. But this is all I want now. Once we get Laura back, we'll be a proper family, and that will never change.

Velvet;; I know baby.... Its going to be the best thing ever.... I can’t wait.

(Cena smiles, and kisses Velvet again as we fade back to ringside.)

("If you smell" blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks down to the ring, and he raises his arm on the turnbuckles.)

JR-This is the Rock's first match in a long time.

King-Well…that we can speak of.

Kris Gaffney-Being the real first one was with Brick Lesnar..I'm sure he wouldn't want to speak of it.

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard is a former champion, he'll provide a challenge for the Rock.

King-Oh my god…I think we god a Rad Hazard match…

Kris Gaffney-Don't encourage the Rock…

[The Rock and Rad Hazard start out in the middle of the ring talking trash to each other, Rad Hazard throws a punch. But it's blocked by the Rock, and the Rock hits a hard fist that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and falls into the corner, and the Rock hits three punches, before stopping, spitting on his hand, and hits an extra hard fist that backs out of the corner. Rad Hazard goes towards the Rock, and the Rock hits a running forearm that knocks down. Rad Hazard slowly gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip Rad Hazard to the ropes, but it's reversed by Rad Hazard. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and he hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard stumbles up to his feet, and feet stunned. The Rock kicks Rad Hazard in the gut doubling him over, and hits a DDT that plants Rad Hazard on the mat, and the Rock goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………………….2………………………………..kick out by Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard stumbles up to his feet, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and then whips Rad Hazard to the ropes, and Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a spinning elbow that knocks down Rad Hazard goes down to the mat, and the Rock hits a few of his pattern stomps on Rad Hazard. The ref finally makes the Rock back away, and Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, he is hurt, but he's also very angry. He charges at the Rock, and the Rock counters with a spine on the pine that plants Rad Hazard. The Rock slowly walks to the top of the downed Rad Hazard. He kicks Rad Hazard's arm on his body, and he slowly pulls off his elbow pad, and throws it to the crowd as he starts the people's elbow.]

King-The Rock is going for the most electrifying move in sports entertainment, the people's elbow!

JR-Rad Hazard better think of something, this move has pinned many great superstars.

Kris Gaffney-Yet we don't know how…

[The Rock runs to one side, bounces off, jumps over the fallen Rad Hazard, as the Rock's turned around, Rad Hazard nips up, and as the Rock bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard hits a super kick that knocks down the Rock. Rad Hazard falls backwards, and holds himself up on the ropes. Rad Hazard takes a few moments to rest up there, but the Rock is soon to get up to his feet, and then he charges at Rad Hazard. But Rad Hazard counters with a back body drop that sends the Rock flying over the top rope, and he crashes into the arena floor. Rad Hazard takes a few moments to rest up once again, the Rock stumbles up to his feet and Rad Hazard sling shots himself over the top rope, and comes crashing down with a cross body block. The Rock, and Rad Hazard is down on the mat, and Rad Hazard pulls up the Rock by the hair, and brings him over to the ring steps, and Rad Hazard smashes the Rock's face on the ring steps. The Rock stumbles away from Rad Hazard stunned, and Rad Hazard pushes the Rock into the ring. Rad Hazard jumps on the apron, and climbs up to the top rope. He waits for the Rock who is stumbling up to his feet, he turns around, and Rad Hazard leaps in the air, and he catches the Rock with a flying cross body, and as he is down there Rad Hazard is able to hook the leg of the Rock to keep him in the pin, and the ref counts the 1…………………………2…………………kick out by the Rock.]

JR-Rad Hazard almost got the win there.

King-That wouldn't be a good way for the Rock to start off his second coming.

Kris Gaffney-They never start good though…

[Rad Hazard pulls up the Rock, and tries to whip him to the corner, but it's reversed by the Rock. The Rock charges at Rad Hazard, but it's countered with an elbow that stumbles backwards the Rock. Rad Hazard pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, measures, and leaps off of the second turnbuckle, but the Rock catches Rad Hazard, and hits the Rock Bottom! The Rock goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1……………………..2…………………….3!]

JR-The Rock has won his debut match.

King-That's more like it!

(Our scene opens backstage. Katie Lea is seen talking to Abyss, but suddenly, Velvet Sky, Kelly Kelly, Madison Rayne and Lacey Von Erich approach. Velvet steps forward.)

Velvet: Katie... we seem to be a member short. You're one of us now you know! Don't you forget it. We have a special assignment for you tonight...

Katie turned around unamused..

Katie Lea: No lets see I count 4 bimbos. Seems like you are all accounted for...

Velvet: Very funny. Don't make us report you for not taking up your lockbox contract... you're a Beautiful People member... despite not qualifying... and must do whatever we tell you.

Katie Lea: I might be contractually obligated, but You won't be bossing me around sweety..Now why don't you run along I'll catch up with you when I'm done talking to Chris..

Velvet: I don't think so! Your going to do whatever I say. Don't you know who my boyfriend is? I can get him to fire you if you don't live up to the deal! Now you're coming with us, and you're coming now.

Katie Lea: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn who your boyfriend is. If you want me soo bad.. Why don't you make me go with you..If not, like I said I'll be along in a bit...

(Velvet clicks her fingers, and the other 3 BP members circle around Katie Lea, before picking her up. She tries to fight them off, but they overpower her and begin to carry her towards the BP locker room.)

Velvet: You should be careful what you wish for...

Katie Lea: Fine, bloody hell put me down. I'll go willingly, just put me down so I can say goodbye to Chris...

*surprisingly Velvet allowed them to release her and she walked over to Abyss and wrapped her arms around his neck planting a kiss of all kisses on his lips, knowing that it would sicken the BP. She backed away from Abyss joining up with the group..*

Katie Lea: Just a little something to remember me by while I'm doing time..

Velvet: That's just scary. How can you do that? I get John Cena and you get.... that....that thing? Well I know which of us is doing better quite frankly...

Katie Lea: *She turned around facing Velvet grinning* You get Cena and all the STDs you could ever dream of. You sure are doing better...

Velvet: You would if you could....

Katie Lea: Please spare me before I vomit. He's all yours dear, I'll stick with a man that I know is all about me...

Velvet: Man.... freak.... whatever you wanna call him. At least mine doesn't need to wear a mask...

(They head into the BP locker room. Once there they make Katie sit in a chair, and then the girls start circling around her, looking at her, and deciding what to do.)

Kelly: Well she can’t represent the BP is she isn’t blonde... we gotta do something about that!

Velvet: I don’t know if we have time! We need to get her a bikini sorted for the contest. Lacey: Well lets get that slap off her face first and sort it out. She looks like a freaking vampire!

Velvet: Fine.... you girls do that... i’ll be right back with the bikini.

Madison: You bought a bikini to Shockwave?

Velvet: No... but Kelly is bound to have plenty of skimpy garments laying around somewhere... you know how she is.

Katie Lea: *looking at the vultures circling her..* Bikini? What in the bloody hell are you making me do tonight?

Kelly: Didn't Velvet tell you? Natasha Jones has given us a Bikini contest against Miss Jackie... and we've chosen you to represent us!

Lacey: Don't worry.. you'll be amazing.

Madison: We know how much you wanted that playboy box, but this is the next best thing, right?

Katie Lea: Yeah I really wanted that contract.. Please.. Why am I the chosen one?

Kelly: We wanted to prove the BP could win this even with its ugliest member, right Lacey?

Lacey: Yea, and seeing as Natasha Jones doesn't like you, you're the only one she would allow to replace Velvet anyways.

Katie Lea: You know I'm gonna let that comment slide this time Kelly. I'm not replacing Velvet.. She can do her own bikini contest

Madison: Uh uh... You seen your contract? You'll do whatever we tell you to do!

Kelly: And if you know what's good for you... you'll look happy about it!

Lacey: You should be honoured we're bothering to give you some air time....

(As they talk, the girls begin to remove and re-apply Katie's make up.)

Katie Lea: could you guys not take a layer of skin off while you are doing that?

Madison: To be honest it might help you....

Kelly: We could take off all the skin and it wouldn't make you look any worse.

Katie Lea: You know I'm not even going to humor that with a response..

(Suddenly Velvet Sky re-enters the room with a hanger. Hanging from it is the chosen bikini, if you can call it that. There's barely anything to it, and Velvet smirks as the girls turn Katie round to look at it.)

Velvet: I think this will do the trick....

Katie Lea: *her mouth dropped* Umm.. I don't think so at all...

Kelly: And what exactly is wrong with it?

Katie Lea: See that might work for you because you well look like a street walker. I however am not anywhere near that. I'm British I have class...

Velvet: Well.... I think you'll find you don't have a choice.... "darling". If you're going to represent the BP, you'll do as we say.

Katie Lea: You are enjoying this aren't you?

Velvet: Of course! You thought you were so smart ending my streak... well.... in this, you will virtually be giving the fans a whole different meaning of the word.

Katie Lea: well we'll see about that love.. Give me that thing..

(Velvet hands it over.)

Velvet; Believe me, the only thing i'm not enjoying about this is me having to see you in it....

Katie Lea: Oh love, I know you want to see what a real woman looks like, otherwise you would have done this yourself. Its okay though, I'll humor you and wear this god awful thing you call a bikini and I'll beat Miss Jackie.

Velvet: Well... I guess you should put it on now, so we can see what else needs to be done to get you ready for this. We don't want you going out there and giving the BP a bad name.

Katie Lea: OH yes we can't have that..

*she got up and walked into the bathroom and rolled her eyes looking at the bikini. She emerged a few moments later adorning the bikini. She put her hands on her hips looking at them..*

Katie Lea: Happy?

(Velvet fakes throwing up, and then smirks.)

Velvet: Well.... I guess it's the best we can make of what we have to work with.... we'll have to turn you blonde in time for next week though. This will never do....

Kelly: I think me or Lacey should do it... we'll lose with her looking like that.

Velvet: Oh you two just always want to take your clothes off. But no... Katie is doing it. She wants it really bad. Don't you Katie?

Katie Lea: Oh yes I want it really bad.. *she said thick with sarcasm*

Lacey: I think she looks great! We should make her a permenant member! What do you think?

(Velvet glares at her.)

Velvet: Remind me why we have her in the group?

Kelly: Because she's really pretty.

Velvet: Well... doesn't mean she has to be so thick.

Lacey: Hey i'm not thick! I lost weight recently thanks!

Katie Lea: *she was a little surprised at Lacey's approval.* Are you guys done evaluating me so I can put on a robe atleast?

Velvet: Oh... yea... please, put it away.

Kelly: We're REALLY sending her out to represent us?

Velvet: We're going to win this contest, despite sending her out. That'll prove that we are the most beautiful women in this entire federation. If that needs proving....

Katie Lea: *She grabbed a silky robe and put it on tying it up. Just shoot me now..

Lacey: Oh be happy Katie... your one of us now! We'll have loads of fun.

Velvet: She's not REALLY one of us Lacey. She's not Beautiful like us.

Lacey: I think she is....

Madison: I bet you'd let the Elephant man in too....

Lacey: There's an Elephant man? How on earth did that happen? Did someone sleep with an elephant?

Katie Lea: Nor am I interested in being a full fledged member...

Velvet: Well that's good! Anyway, I think your "match" is about to start. Enjoy it.

Its time for the Bikini contest between Miss Jackie and BP fill in Katie Lea. The Beautiful People's music hit as they are seen pushing Katie out onto the stage. She doesn't look thrilled but eventually makes her way down to the ring and walks up the steps and gets into the ring. She stands there looking unamused awaiting Miss Jackie..

The BP stand around the ring, mockingly applauding their newest member. "Generic Theme" plays and Miss Jackie comes out. She too doesn't look amused, having hoped to embaress Velvet in this contest. She slides into the ring wearing her robe. Katie stood with her hands on her hips, not only upset about the choice of outfit she was to wear, but the way the BP did her makeup and hair. It just wasn't her. She walked over grabbing a microphone..

Katie Lea: *sounding annoyed* what is taking so long? Can we just get this bloody thing over with? *She threw the mic down*

(Jerry "The King" Lawler is also in the ring to host the contest.)

King: Well you know how these things work by now. Each lady will have one minute to show you her bikini... and then you the fans will decide the winner. Miss Jackie, why don't we start with you?

(Some music plays and Miss Jackie disrobes, revealing a purple bikini, and not looking pleased. She dances around a little but doesn't seem enthusiastic. Eventually the music stops and Jackie just shoots a glare at Velvet, who smirks, and adjusts the title belt on her shoulder. King turns to Katie.)

King: And now it's time for the Beautiful People's newest member... Katie Lea!

Katie Lea: You know King, I don't even want to compete with Miss Jackie.. I concede.. Good job Miss Jackie.. *she clapped*

King: Oh come on Katie... we need 2 to tango! These people came to see a contest!

Katie Lea: I'd rather not King.. if you are so interested, maybe you should model your swimwear...

(As Katie looks like she's about to leave, the BP slide into the ring and circle her. Katie is powerless to stop them un-tying her robe, and despite her attempts to hold it on, they soon pull it clean off her, before leaving the ring again smirking.

Katie Lea: *she looked down and realized she was in this now.. so just to spite the BP she went to the corner and climbed up to the second rope striking one of her grr type poses knowing that was not very BP like. She climbed down and walked back over to where King and Jackie were standing..She looked at King..* Better?

King: Definately. You know... you are allowed to wear a bikini in this contest.... not just a few strings. But we're not complaining!

Katie Lea: Very funny.. Hysterical even..

King: Well... we need a winner. So who of you thought it was.... Miss Jackie! *the crowd cheer quite loudly* That's going to take some beating! But who here thinks.... Katie Lea! *She gets a far louder reaction* Well.... i'd say thats conclusive... that the winner is... Katie Lea!

Katie Lea: *she looks almost shocked* Me?

(King raises Katies hand, and the BP members slide into the ring and seem to be congratulating her. Suddenly Lacey Von Erich brings the ugly stick into the ring, and as Miss Jackie is turning to leave, blasts her over the head with it. The BP begin to disect Jackie with a series of stomps but suddenly Velvet calls them back, and seems to be ordering Katie Lea to finish the job.

Katie Lea: thats your problem.. *she tried to leave as they pushed her back as she went over and lifted Miss Jackie to her feet and hit her finisher. She rolled out of the ring disgusted.. Velvet Sky approached the out cold, barely clothed Miss Jackie*

Velvet: Look at you? You seriously thought John Cena would want you back? He probably slept with you out of pity, it couldn't be anything else! You couldn't even beat Katie Lea in a bikini contest.... that's an all time low. You need to get over it Jackie. John Cena is NEVER going to want you, why would he trade me for something that looks like that? You know what Jackie.... the BP are here to clean up the filth from the EMF, and as of now, your going right to the top of our list. Well.. you and Natasha Jones. We're going to drive the pair of you out of here, and cleanse the EMF of two of the ugliest divas of all time! Someone cover that up... i'm sick of looking at it.

(The BP members dump her robe over her to cover her up as they leave ringside.)

("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Firestorm has a chance to make sure that Abyss doesn't get too far in the IC title race.

King-He is in the eye of the tag team partner thing with Tazte…probably wants to keep his schedule free.

Kris Gaffney-Makes sense.

("Monster" blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring sans Katie Lea doing his pose, before continuing to the ring.)

JR-Abyss might want to get into the title hunt, but it's better said than done. Firestorm is a hell of a competitor.

King-He's probably not going to be in a good mood.

Kris Gaffney-That's never good.

[Firestorm and Abyss face off in the middle of the ring, and Firestorm throws a fist to the face of Abyss. Abyss absorbs it, and looks at Firestorm wondering if that is the best he can do, and he slowly looks at Firestorm wondering what has made him so bold, but getting angry he throws a fist to the face. Firestorm ducks it, and Abyss turns around, and Abyss hits a lower drop kick that knocks Abyss down to one knee. Abyss is on his knee's, and Firestorm hits a few fists to the face that keeps Abyss on his knee's by keeping him stunned, and Firestorm runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and Abyss is able to duck under for a back body drop, but Firestorm is able to counter with a sunset flip. Abyss is stuning backwards, but finally at some point he's able to get his balance, and he grabs Firestorm by his neck, and sets up Firestorm, and goes for a choke slam. But it's countered into a wheel barrel right into a wheel barrel bulldog that knocks Firestorm. Abyss holds his face in pain, and Firestorm knowing that he has a chance to do some damage picks up Abyss, and puts him in a vertical suplex position, and tries to lift him up, but it's blocked. Firestorm tries again, and Abyss counters it, but as Firestorm is up, Firestorm doing anything to make sure that the tide doesn't turn hits a rake of the eyes. Blinded, this allows Firestorm to drop down on the mat behind Firestorm. Firestorm sets up Abyss, and hits a Russian leg sweep that just so happens to be near the ring post. Firestorm goes out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope. He measures Firestorm, and leaps off of the top rope, and hits a splash on Abyss from the top rope, and Firestorm stays into the cover hooking the leg of Abyss. The ref counts the 1……………………….2…………………………….kick out by Abyss. Firestorm can't believe that he didn't get a three, he grabs Abyss is leg, and he hits a few elbow drops into the leg of Abyss. Abyss is in a lot of pain, and Firestorm grabs Abyss leg, and looks around to the crowd as you hear a bunch of "whooooooooo's" from the crowd as they have seemly already know what he's going for.]

JR-Looks like Firestorm is going for the figure four.

King-What gave that away…

Kris Gaffney-I wish the crowd would say "ain't we great"…after all…the move isn't just Flair's…

[Firestorm goes for the set up for the figure four, but it's countered by Abyss who uses his feet, and pushes Firestorm into the ring post shoulder first. Firestorm is in a lot of pain, and he falls out of the corner, and he gets up in the corner. Abyss hits a few fists to the gut of Firestorm, and this makes Firestorm in pain in the corner, Abyss before the ref gets on the nerves of Abyss hooks up Firestorm, and hits a hip toss that sends Abyss flying out of the corner, and Abyss crashes into the mat. Firestorm is in pain as he hits back first, slowly he gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a few forearm shots to the face of Firestorm, and Abyss whips Firestorm to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Abyss lowers his head, and finally is able to hit the back body drop that he was going for earlier in the match. Firestorm goes flying through the air, and crashes into the mat. Slowly he gets up in pain, and Abyss throws Firestorm into the corner, and Firestorm hits the corner back first, and he stumbles out of the corner. Firestorm throws a wild fist, but Abyss ducks under, and picks up Firestorm, and Abyss hits the shock treatment on Firestorm. Firestorm rolls out of the ring, and under the bottom rope, and he gets up on the apron. Abyss charges, and hits a running big boot that sends Firestorm flying from the apron, and he crashes hard on the mat below. Abyss rolls out of the ring, and he grabs Firestorm by the hair, and he lifts him up in a military press, and drops Firestorm on the steps, and Firestorm falls on the mat in pain. Abyss grabs Firestorm, and throws him into the ring. He gets up, Abyss signals for the choke slam.]

JR-Abyss is determined to go for that choke slam.

King-He certainly doesn't want to hit the Death Valley Driver.

Kris Gaffney-Nope…

[Firestorm gets up to his feet, and then Abyss grabs Firestorm by the throat, sets him up, and lifts him up, but Firestorm twists, and rolls up Abyss in a surprise pin. Abyss struggles to get out of the move, but not before the ref counts the 1………………2………………3!]

JR-Firestorm shocked Abyss there.

King-Why don't they ever see it coming…

Kris Gaffney-That's why it's a surprise…

("Game On" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda and Carnage walks to the ring, and they steps inside of the ring.

JR-Tony Ikeda has been looking for the right tag team partner for a while. Maybe it will be Carnage that brings the titles home.

King-Well….he does have the physical ability…but he's Crae.

("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA system as MxMxPunk and Dustin Miller walk to the ring.)

JR-These two have been unlikely champions, but have thus far been able to make it work.

King-Well they walk into an interesting match, they don't know what they are going to get.

Kris Gaffney-Although we do know what these two can do individually.

[Tony Ikeda and MxMxPunk start off, and they pace around the ring, and MxMxPunk charges at Tony Ikeda, Tony Ikeda ducks a clothesline, and knocks down MxMxPunk with a hard fist to the face. MxMxPunk goes down to the mat, and then he slowly gets up to his feet holding his face. Tony Ikeda takes down MxMxPunk, Tony Ikeda puts the headlock on MxMxPunk, and puts the pressure on MxMxPunk, and MxMxPunk gets up to his feet, and he looks for a way out of the hold,. He is able to get on the side of Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda is able to slide out of the back. MxMxPunk turns around, and Tony Ikeda hits a short arm clothesline. MxMxPunk is down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed MxMxPunk. Tony Ikeda see's MxMxPunk getting up to his feet, and he picks him up the rest of the way, and Tony Ikeda hits a hip toss out of the corner, and MxMxPunk goes flying, and he crashes into the mat, below. MxMxPunk stumbles up, and he goes into the corner, and Tony Ikeda charges at MxMxPunk for a clothesline in the corner, but MxMxPunk counters with an elbow that stumbles backwards Tony Ikeda. MxMxPunk takes a few moments to rest up, and he charges at Tony Ikeda who counters with a spinning spine buster that plants MxMxPunk on the mat. Carnage is asking for the tag, so Tony Ikeda gives Carnage the tag. Carnage comes into the ring, and he waits for MxMxPunk to get up to his feet, and once he is up to his feet. Carnage grabs MxMxPunk around the throat, but MxMxPunk is able to break up the choke slam attempt, and he runs to the ropes, and MxMxPunk leaps in the air, and goes for a cross body block. But it's countered by Carange catching MxMxPunk. Carnage holds him for a few moments, and then hits a body slam. Carnage runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he goes for a big leg drop….that MxMxPunk is able to move out of the way of just before he comes down on him.]

King-That wasn't smart on Crae's part.

Kris Gaffney-This is Crae…after all…

King-True.

[MxMxPunk and Carnage get at the same time, and Carnage throws a wild punch, and MxMxPunk ducks it. Carnage turns around and MxMxPunk hits a kick into the gut, and hits a DDT that knocks down Carnage. MxMxPunk rolls out of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, he waits for Carnage, and once Carnage gets up to his feet. MxMxPunk leaps off of the top rope, and knocks down Carnage once again with a missile drop kick. MxMxPunk knowing that this is the perfect time to make the tag to his partner Dustin Miller who seems to be ready to take the tag makes the tag, and he runs into the ring. Carnage goes for a big boot. Dustin Miller ducks it and continues to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and hits a flying clothesline that knocks back Carnage. Dustin Miller can't believe that didn't take Carnage down, so he runs to the ropes, and goes for another one. But Carnage goes for a clothesline that Dustin Miller ducks, and Dustin Miller counters with a standing hurricanarana that sends Carnage flying into the corner, and he goes into the corner. Carnage hits his head, and stunned on top of the moves he's already taken he decides to turna round in the corner, and Dustin Miller goes for a big splash in the corner, and connects with it. Carnage stumbles out of the corner, and Dustin Miller pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and he waits for Carnage to turn around, and once he does Dustin Miller hooks up Carnage, and drives his head into the mat with a tornado DDT. Dustin Miller goes into the cover on Carnage, and the ref counts the 1……………………..2………………….Tony Ikeda comes into the ring, and pulls Dustin Miller off of the cover.]

JR-Tony Ikeda had to stop the cover.

King-You got to wonder if Carnage really needed that…

Kris Gaffney-Only he can tell you.

[Dustin Miller pulls Carnage up, Carnage pushes Dustin Miller back, and MxMxPunk makes a blindside tag. Dustin Miller goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, Carnage gets up dazed, but he dives on the top turnbuckle. Dustin Miller falls on the top turnbuckle in pain, and Carnage climbs up to the top rope, and hooks for a super plex. But it's countered by MxMxPunk who takes the leg out of Carnage who hits his head on the top turnbuckle. Carnage goes down in a heap on the mat, Dustin Miller stands up, and hits a senton bomb off of the top turnbuckle. MxMxPunk had hit a shot on Tony Ikeda to knock him off the apron. MxMxPunks looks like he's going for the cover, but suddenly he see's Alex Shelley on the apron, and instead of going for that he throws a punch that knocks him down to the mat. Suddenly MxMxPunk and Dustin Miller say something, and they dive out of the ring, and hits a few fists to the faces of the Motor City Machine Guns. Who decide that their plan blew up, but seemly fed up with the attacks Punk and Dustin Miller continue to chase. Tony Ikeda see's what is going on, and he tries to run after them, but as he gets on the top of the stage. The bell rings, the champions had been counted out.]

JR-Carnage and Tony Ikeda have won this match.

King-Probably not quite what Tony wanted though.

(Tony Ikeda puts his hands on his head, and has a blank expression as he slowly turns to Carnage who is just now coming to as Shockwave goes off of the air.)

(note: This was just for the storyline, we just needed this to push everything all around. )