EMF: Shockwave

Jerry Lawler - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Luke "The Irresistible" Force!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Luke "The Irresistible" Force comes to the ring. ]

Jerry Lawler - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, JOB Mysterio!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[JOB Mysterio platform pops up. But JOB isn't on it. Instead he falls through the EMF tron. The EMF ring crew throw him in the ring. Waiting on his opponent JOB Mysterio gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Luke "The Irresistible" Force. JOB Mysterio tests out the ropes. (ring, ring, ring) JOB Mysterio gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. JOB Mysterio gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Luke "The Irresistible" Force. Now Luke "The Irresistible" Force standing. JOB Mysterio gets hit with the shooting star press from Luke "The Irresistible" Force. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 JOB Mysterio escapes. ]

Kris "KG" Gaffney - Not even close!

[JOB Mysterio gets back to his feet. Luke "The Irresistible" Force bites JOB Mysterio's arm out of desparation. Luke "The Irresistible" Force executes a jawbreakeron JOB Mysterio. Luke "The Irresistible" Force climbs to his feet. JOB Mysterio sets Luke "The Irresistible" Force up on the top rope, then he powerbombs him onto the mat! JOB Mysterio hits Luke "The Irresistible" Force with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now JOB Mysterio standing. Luke "The Irresistible" Force gets back to his feet. JOB Mysterio is hooked in a full nelson. Luke "The Irresistible" Force pulls JOB Mysterio's hair. Flying side kick by JOB Mysterio takes Luke "The Irresistible" Force off his feet. Now JOB Mysterio standing. JOB Mysterio goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Luke "The Irresistible" Force kicks out. JOB Mysterio gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Luke "The Irresistible" Force. Luke "The Irresistible" Force throws JOB Mysterio off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. ]

Kris "KG" Gaffney - diving shoulder block!

[Luke "The Irresistible" Force applies an arm wrench to JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio gets hit with the shooting star press from Luke "The Irresistible" Force. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 JOB Mysterio kicks out. ]

Jim Ross - Not even close!

[JOB Mysterio gets up. Luke "The Irresistible" Force bounces JOB Mysterio off the ropes and clotheslines him. JOB Mysterio springboard DDT's Luke "The Irresistible" Force onto the mat! JOB Mysterio gets up. Now Luke "The Irresistible" Force standing. JOB Mysterio and Luke "The Irresistible" Force go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ]

Jim Ross - Did you see that last move?

Kris "KG" Gaffney - Yes sir!

[Luke "The Irresistible" Force gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. JOB Mysterio executes a split legged moonsault on to Luke "The Irresistible" Force. They head back into the ring. JOB Mysterio gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Luke "The Irresistible" Force does a cartwheel and kicks JOB Mysterio in the face. Luke "The Irresistible" Force chants start. JOB Mysterio stands up. Luke "The Irresistible" Force Choke Slams JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio looks to be out cold! Luke "The Irresistible" Force makes the cover with a roling reverse cradle. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jerry Lawler - We've got ourselves a winner!

Jerry Lawler - The winner of this match, Luke "The Irresistible" Force!!!

Jerry Lawler - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Road Van Toad!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Road Van Toad comes to the ring. ]

Jerry Lawler - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Tommy Cruise!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Tommy Cruise walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Road Van Toad walks around the ring. Tommy Cruise places Road Van Toad on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (the bell rings) Road Van Toad hits Tommy Cruise with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Tommy Cruise throws Road Van Toad off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Road Van Toad rakes his fingers across Tommy Cruise's back. Tommy Cruise gets hit with a back heel kick. They lockup. Road Van Toad sends Tommy Cruise to the corner of the ring. ]

Kris "KG" Gaffney - weak move!

[Road Van Toad rakes his fingers across Tommy Cruise's back. ]

Jim Ross - Road Van Toad executes a back rake.

[Road Van Toad hits Tommy Cruise with a rolling elbow smash to the face. ]

Jerry Lawler - Tommy Cruise takes a rolling elbow smash.

[Now Tommy Cruise standing. Tommy Cruise gets hit with a back heel kick. Tommy Cruise gets up. Tommy Cruise executes a flying sommersault bodyblock on Road Van Toad from off the top rope. Tommy Cruise climbs to his feet. ]

Jim Ross - Tommy Cruise's momma would be proud!

[Road Van Toad gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Tommy Cruise. Road Van Toad gets hit with the shooting star press from Tommy Cruise. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Road Van Toad escapes. ]

Jerry Lawler - Not even close!

[Road Van Toad is up again. Tommy Cruise gets hit with a back heel kick. ]

Jim Ross - Tommy Cruise takes a back heel kick.

[They lockup. Road Van Toad sends Tommy Cruise to the corner of the ring. Tommy Cruise kicks Road Van Toad in the back of the leg. Tommy Cruise executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Road Van Toad. Now Tommy Cruise standing. Road Van Toad climbs to his feet. Tommy Cruise hits a kneeling headbutt to Road Van Toad's groin. Road Van Toad gets up. Tommy Cruise picks up Road Van Toad and front slams him on the mat. Tommy Cruise drags Road Van Toad to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Tommy Cruise hits Road Van Toad with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Tommy Cruise moves back to his feet. Road Van Toad gets back to his feet. (...3) Road Van Toad rakes his fingers across Tommy Cruise's back. (....4) Road Van Toad hits Tommy Cruise with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Now Tommy Cruise standing. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Tommy Cruise and Road Van Toad move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Tommy Cruise and Road Van Toad move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Tommy Cruise and Road Van Toad move back to ringside. Tommy Cruise and Road Van Toad move back into the ring. Tommy Cruise hits a jumping elbow hrust on Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad is back on his feet. Tommy Cruise gets hit with a back heel kick. Now Tommy Cruise standing. Tommy Cruise goes for a Canadian backbreaker but Road Van Toad dodges the attack. Road Van Toad gets locked in the painful STF. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Tommy Cruise tightens the hold. ... Road Van Toad escapes. ]

Jerry Lawler - The Extreme Measures Federation is the only place to find matches like this!

[Tommy Cruise pins Road Van Toad against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Tommy Cruise connects with a flying knee. Road Van Toad goes down. Road Van Toad gets up. Road Van Toad hits Tommy Cruise with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Road Van Toad clotheslines Tommy Cruise. Road Van Toad rakes his fingers across Tommy Cruise's back. Tommy Cruise with a huge fisherman buster on Road Van Toad. Tommy Cruise chants start. Tommy Cruise gets up. Road Van Toad gets locked in the painful STF. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Road Van Toad is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Tommy Cruise breaks the hold. Tommy Cruise drags Road Van Toad to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Now Road Van Toad standing. (..2) Tommy Cruise gets hit with a back heel kick. Tommy Cruise gets up. Tommy Cruise lifts Road Van Toad into the air and delivers a spine buster. Tommy Cruise puts Road Van Toad in an arm grapevine submission. Road Van Toad is back on his feet. Tommy Cruise takes Road Van Toad into the ring. Tommy Cruise hits Road Van Toad with a running powerbomb on to the mat. Tommy Cruise jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Road Van Toad. Tommy Cruise moves back to his feet. Tommy Cruise uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Road Van Toad down. Road Van Toad gets hit with the shooting star press from Tommy Cruise. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jerry Lawler - Tommy Cruise has won the match!

Jerry Lawler - The winner of this match, Tommy Cruise!!!

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open up the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans yell wave their signs. Some signs say "shooting star mania returns", "Wrestling, so easy a caveman can do it", and "Dude Nick lives"

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the former home of the Pistons. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Hello, I'm good ol' JR, Jim Ross. along with Jerry "The KIng" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-We do have a great card. Headlined by Priest taking on Logan Riley to find out who will face Max Gunner.

Kris Gaffney-There is more, as we have two matches which will see who will be in the contendership for the Extreme championship.

("Ultimate Countdown" blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He does the "YES" taunt down to the ring. He enters the ring.)

JR-Here comes the former TV champion.

King-It's been a while since we have seen him.

("The Vengeful One" blasts on the PA system. Chris Moxley walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Chris Moxley looks more ready than usual.

King-Might have to do with the fact he knows this will be a competitive match.

("Noam Dar's theme" blasts on the PA system as Noam Dar walks out to the irng. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Noam Dar hasn't had the best of luck recently.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder what Alycia Irvine thinks?

King-As long as he brings her up, she probably doesn't care.

[Daniel Bryan stands in the ring, and he does the YES!! taunt. This weirds Chris Moxley out for some reason. He walks over to Daniel Bryan. He throws a wild fist to the face, Daniel Bryan is able to duck under. As he swings through, he turns around, and Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks to the gut that stuns Chris Moxley. Moxley doubles over everytime he's hit. Noam Dar guesses that this is the perfect time to attack Daniel Bryan. He runs in, and he hits a clubbing blow to the back of Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan turns around. Daniel Bryan ducks under, he puts his head under the arm of Noam Dar, he lifts him up, and drops him for a belly to back suplex with a loud crash. Slowly Daniel Bryan gets up, he see's Chris Moxley running towards him. Daniel Bryan uses his momentum to throw him in the air, and he falls right down on to Noam Dar into a splash. Chris Moxley is slow to get up, as he looks shocked that just happened. Daniel Bryan hits a front drop kick that connects to the side of the head that sends him falling out of the ring, and on to the floor.]

JR-Chris Moxley, and Noam Dar have attempted to use the triple threat rules, and it hasn't worked out for them just yet.

King-They can't use the chaos...call Ian Maculm...I heard that worked well for Dolly Dockett in the BWO.

Kris Gaffney-Who?

[Daniel Bryan turns around, he waits for Noam Dar to get up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan goes for a kick to the head. But Noam Dar is able to duck under. Daniel Bryan swings through. Noam Dar grabs him by the head, and drops down to his knee, driving his head right into the jaw breaker that makes him stumble backwards. Noam Dar spins around, and he sweep the legs out from under Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan crashes down on the mat. Noam Dar gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he comes down on the face of Daniel Bryan with a knee drop. He's stunned, and he measures up, and he kicks him to the face. He hits a kick to the face that puts him down on the mat. Noam Dar goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan, hooking the leg. The ref runs into position, the ref counts 1.........2...KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan!!]

JR-Almost three.

King-Maybe Dar got tired of the pout chants.

Kris Gaffney-Who can do that?

[Noam Dar picks up Daniel Bryan by the ahir, but from the outside of the ring, Chris Moxley trips him up. Daniel Bryan falls on his face. He dragged out of the ring, and on to the floor. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to hsi feet. Chris Moxley has a steel chair as he motions for Daniel bryan to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan is up to his feet. Chris Moxley gets ready, and he smashes Daniel Bryan with the chair. He climbs up on the apron with the help of the ropes. He goes up to the top rope, he watches as Noam Dar is pulling himself up to his feet. Noam turns around, and Chris Moxley jumps in the air, and comes downo n Dar with a cross body block into a pinning combination as he hooks the leg. THe ref goes into pinning position, and counts 1..........2......KICK OUT by Noam Dar!!]

JR-Almost three.

King-Guess Chris Moxley wants to prove Daniel Bryan wrong?

Kris Gaffney-About what? He lives in a cave? Because that could still be true win or lose.

[Chris Moxley picks up Noam Dar, he lifts him up, and drops him for his finisher, the Moxic Injection piledriver. Chris Moxley gets up, only to be blasted with the running knee by Daniel Bryan. Chris Moxley falls out of the ring. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Noam Dar. The ref counts the 1...........2........3!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan saw an opening, and took it.

("Shipping up to Boston" blasts on the PA system. Marcus O'Hara walks out to the ring showing off his replica IC championship. "I am machine" blasts on the PA system as Brandon North walks to the ring.)

Kris Gaffney-Their certainly walking down to the ring quickly.

King-Maybe their in a rush...to head NORTH JR. HAHA!

JR-..........

[Marcus O'Hara walks around the ring, he is yelling at the crowd who is taunting his drunkness. Brandon North turns around Marcus O'Hara as he doens't seem to like to be ignored, and he turns around Marcus O'Hara, and he has Marcus O'Hara's face meet his fist. With every fist, Mracus stumbles backwards. Marcus O'Hara falls back on the ropes, using the ropes to keep himself up. Brandon North grabs a hold of Marcus O'Hara arm, and he sends him to the ropes with an Irish whip. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Marcus O'Hara gets hit with Brandon North's back elbow with a spinning back elbow. Marcus O'Hara hits the mat hard. However, he bounces off of the mat fairly quickly, but clearly he's not ready to as he is dazed. Marcus O'Hara hits a kick to the gut, and he sets him up by putting his arm over his neck, and vise versa in a set up for a vertical suplex. He lifts him up, and he drops him for a vertical suplex. Marcus O'Hara hits the mat hard. He yells in pain as he hits the mat with a loud crash. Brandon North pushes down Mracus O'Hara to avoid him from getting up to his feet. He hoosk the leg of Marcus O'Hara. The ref goes into pinning position. He makes the count 1..........2.......KICK OUT by Marcus O'Hara. Brandon North doesn't complain. Instead he tursn around as he sits down on the mat. He watches as Marcus O'Hara crawls into the corner. He runs to the corner. Brandon North makes it to his feet. He runs to the corner. He hits a running knee lift into the gut that drives the air out of Marcus O'Hara.]

JR-Marcus O'Hara is letting this crowd get to him.

King-He's letting everyone get to him.

Kris Gaffney-He is on a team with the devil after all.

[Brandon North turns around, he hooks the head of Marcus O'Hara, and then he attempts to run into the ring for a bulldog, but Brandon North is able to push him off, and Brandon North crashes hard into the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Marcus O'Hara hits a kick to the gut stomach area that drives the air out of Brandon North. Marcus O'Hara runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Marcus O'Hara goes for the Hellbound as he leaps in the air trying to come down on the head of Brandon North. Brandon North runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Marucs O'Hara leaps in the air, and he hits a perfect drop kick that sends Brandon North falling backwards, through the middle, and third rope. Then to the outside of the ring. Marcus O'Hara taunts to the crowd who boo's him. He gets on them about their earlier taunts. Laughing at him. Marcus O'Hara goes over the ropes, he grabs a hold of the top rope. He uses the ropes, and he sling shots himself over the top rope catches Brandon North with a cross body block. He gets up to his feet, and he starts to taunt the crowd.]

JR-North needs to stay focused.

King-Maybe it's like the pose before the Kountdown.

Kris Gaffney-Or he's counting down from mad to pissed.

[Brandon North pulls up Marcus O'Hara. O'Hara rakes his eyes, North stumbles backwards. Marcus O'Hara goes towards Brandon North. North puts O'Hara in a small package. But both wrestlers shoulders are on the mat. The ref goes down for the count. He looks around confused, and then counts them both down. He counts 1...........2..............3!!]

JR-Who won?

Kris Gaffney-Looks like a double count.

King-They both one! They both have momentum! Excellent!

(The lights turn out, as laughing starts. "Keys to the city" blasts on the PA system. Trish Stratus walks out, she puts her hand in the air. She walks down to the ring. She steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Trish has a long history in the EMF.

King-Which included John Cena proclaiming to Gene Snitsky she could have been with child...before he knew that was true.

Kris Gaffney-Good times.

("All grown up" blasts on the PA system as Stephanie McMahon-Walker walks out on the stage. Glares are Trish as climbs up on the apron, she gets in the ring, she raises her arms. While looking over her shoulder.)

JR-Stephanie hasn't been in too many matches recently.

King-A fact I deeply regret.

[Stephanie is pushing down her skirt, as she once again have to wear the golden thong. She is extremely red. Trish and Stephanie walk towards the middle of the ring. Trish starts to laugh, and point towards Stephanie. She mocks her massive breasts. Stephanie gets an evil look, she all of a sudden starts to hammer away with forearm shots to the face Trish, over, and over again. So much that Trish Stratus has to use her hands to shield herself. Trish Stratus spins around Stephanie Stephanie goes full circle. Trish Stratus turns right into a running spear that brings her right down on the mat. Trish Stratus screams as Stephanie takes Trish's head, and bangs it against the ring mat. The ref makes them break the hold. The ref warns Stephanie. Trish Stratus crawls into the corner. Trish Stratus is still making comments about Stephanie's appearance. Stephanie gets angry. She pushes the ref aside, she runs yelling, she hits a running knee to the face, or it would seem Trish Stratus head goes crashing into the mat. But surprisely Trish seems out of it. She rolls out of the ring. Falls out of the ring, the camera gets a shot of Trish. She looks out of it. Stephanie backs off, as she she notices it. Trish Stratus is slow to get up to her feet. She seems kind out of it. Trish Stratus is arguing with something at the ref.]

JR-It looks like Trish might be knocked loopy.

King-That's lupid.

Kris Gaffney-Thank you professor Nowinki.

[Trish Stratus gets up on the apron. She is still holding her head. Stephanie goes over to where Trish is, Trish Stratus grabs Stephanie's head, and she drops down to the floor sending Stephanie's throat into the top rope. Stephanie holds her neck in pain as she coughs. Trish Stratus slides into the ring, she waits for Stephanie to turn towards her way, she picks her up, and slams her down into a front spine buster. Trish Stratus floats inot the cover on Stephanie. The ref slides into position. The ref counts 1...........2.........KICK OUT by Stephanie McMahon-Walker!! Trish Stratus gets up, she's still arguing with the ref. The ref isn't listening. He goes over to check on Stephanie. When his back is turned, Trish Stratus pushes him out of the ring, he crashes down on the mat.]

JR-What was that for?

King-Trish really didn't like that ref for some reason.

Kris Gaffney-Neither do I...

[Trish Stratus turns towards Stephanie who is slowly pulling herself off of the mat. Trish Stratus stands waiting for Stephanie. Suddenly she's tapped on her shoulder by a hand. Trish tursn around, and she gets a forearm right to the face by Carmella. Carmella jumps off of the apron. Stephanie doesn't see this, Trish turns right into a kick to the gut. Stephanie grabs Trish head, and drops down into her finisher, the Chiller. Trish falls down on the mat, this time completely knocked out. Stephanie goes into the cover, hooking the leg of Trish. The ref rolls into the ring, slowly goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1...........2..............3!!]

JR-What was Carmella doing here?

Kris Gaffney-No idea. But sure Stephanie doesn't mind.

King-You don't know her well, do you?

("The Joker's theme" blasts on the PA system. The Joker walks out with his assistant Maryse trailing him. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Joker has had mixed results since trying his hand at wrestling.

King-But even in defeat, he did look impressive.

Kris Gaffney-Somehow having Maryse here is interesting...wonder why?

("Megalovania" blasts ont he PA system. Keith Anderson walks out to the stage with his half of the tag team title. He walks to the ring. He enters the ring, and hands it over to the ref.)

JR-Here comes Keith Anderson. He looks ready.

King-Aw...brother Anderson...I knew...you'd come....

Kris Gaffney-Did we though?

*King back hands Gaffney.*

[The Joker stands in the ring. He starts to laugh insanely at Keith Anderson. Maybe he didn't like the Kendrick Arnic gimmick. Keith ANderson throws a fist to the face, it's blocked by the Joker. The Joker brings back his fist, and he smashes Keith Anderson right in the face with his fist. Keith Anderson goes down hard. Kieth Anderson attempts to get up to his feet, but Joker had backed to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He puts his boot to the face with a running big boot. The Joker picks up Keith Anderson by the hair. Once he's on his feet. The Joker grabs Keith Anderson's arm, and he irish whips him to the ropes. Keith Anderson hits the ropes. Coming off the ropes, the Joker brings back his arm, and attempts to go for a clothesline. Keith Anderson ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the other side of the ring. The Joker turns around. As Keith Anderson approaches him, he grabs him, spinning him around, and dropping Keith Anderson on the mat with a scoop power slam. The Joker hooks the leg of Keith Anderson. The ref quickly gets into pinning position as Keith Anderson attempts to kick out, but can't quite do it. The ref counts the 1...............2...........KICK OUT by Keith Anderson. The Joker pulls Keith Anders into a seated position. The Joker puts on a chin lock. The ref gets a closer look to make sure that it's not a choke. The ref also makes sure that Keith Anderson does not want to give it up. The Joker laugh's a few more times while Keith Anderson attempts to fight up as he holds on the chin lock on him.]

JR-The Joker is slowly wearing down Keith Anderson.

King-The Joker seems to have issues with people who wear masks.

Kris Gaffney-Especially if they reveal who they are. That's not fun!

[Keith Anderson slowly fights up to his feet. Keith Anderson brings his hands together, and he hits a elbow to the gut. Stunning the Joker, but he doesn't let go. Keith ANderson hits another elbow to the gut, and then another, then another. Finally this breaks the chin lock. Keith Anderson stumbles into the corner. The Joker runs after him. Keith Anderson hits a boot to the face. This stuns him. The Joker pulls himself up to the second rope with the top rope, and his arms. He see's the JOker stumbles towards him. Kieth Anderson hooks the Joker with a front face lock. He jumps off of the second rope, and he plants him into the mat with a tornado DDT. Keith Anderson crawls into hte cover on the Joker as he pushes him on to his back. He hooks the leg of the Joker. The ref goes into pinning position. The ref counts the 1.............2........KICK OUT by the Joker. Keith ANderson gets up to his feet, he doesn't argue instead he hits a few stomps on the downed Joker. Keith Anderson grabs the Joker by the hair, he picks him up. He puts his head into a head lock. he brings back his fist, and he smashes it into the top of the head. The Joker falls backwards right into the corner. Keith Anderson runs towards the Joker getting momentum. He leaps in the air. He squashes the Joker with a splash in the corner.]

JR-Keith Anderson might be going towards a win.

King-Hopefully that will get him back on track.

Kris Gaffney-One win can do that.

King-It didn't for you.

[Maryse yells at Keith Anderson. This causes Keith Anderson to turn his attention. The Joker tries to attack Keith Anderson. Anderson ducks under. The Joker turns towards Keith Anderson. Anderson hits a kick to the gut, and he plants him down with his finisher the burning hammer. It looks like the Joker is knocked out. Anderson goes into the cover without hooking the leg of the Joker. The ref goes into pinning position. The ref counts 1..........2........3!!]

JR-The Joker tried to take advantage of the distraction, but it wasn't to be.

("The Duck song" blasts on the PA system. Apple Juice walks out to the ring. He decides to look like he's running in slow mo. "Voices" blasts on the PA system. R...andy...Or...ton...walks...to...the ring....slowly. Apple Juice beats him to the ring side.)

King-Randy Orton's slowness was far too much for apple juice

Kris Gaffney-What do we do in the case of Apple Juice?

*King and Kris dump bottles of apple juice on JR.*

("Wings of Icarus" blasts on the PA system as Tommy Syyke walks out to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Here comes the former #1 contender to the TV championship.

King-That didn't work out, so he's attempting to move on to the Extreme division.

Kris Gaffney-Should be different for him.

[Apple Juice Styles slides into the ring. He runs at Randy Orton. Randy Orton goes for an RKO. But Apple Juice pushes him off, and he slides out of the ring. Randy Orton gets turned around by Tommy Skyye. Randy Orton also attempts to strike with a quick RKO out of no where, but Tommy Skyye was also ready for it, he blocked it, hooks the arms, and drives him down face first. Randy Orton's face smacks into the mat with a front russian leg sweep. Orton's face bounces off of the mat. Randy Orton looks like he might be down for the count. TOmmy Skyye pushes him on his back, and he hooks the leg. The ref counts the 1............2.....KICK OUT by Randy Orton. Tommy Skyye is on his knee's, and he says that he knew that wouldn't have worked. After all, no one has ever lost to that move in the history of man. Randy Orton groans, and yells "fuck you" to Tommy Skyye. The camera's get a shot of the Miz in the crowd who gives Randy Orton the thumbs up. Tommy Skyye starts to pound Randy Orton's face with a fist, after fist, after fist.]

JR-Tommy Skyye almost got a quick there.

King-Think he's upset now that they didn't pronounce his name right?

Kris Gaffney-No, we will never let that go...kind of like some won't let go of....

Richard Sherman- *shaking his fist to the air* CRAAABTREEEEEE

Kris Gaffney-Yeah...that...

[Tommy Skyye gets up to his feet. Apple Juice Styles comes into the ring, and he hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Tommy Skyye. Apple Juice Styles grabs Tommy Skyye, and he throws him out of the ring. Tommy Skyye falls right to the mat around ring side with a splat. Apple Juice Styles turns around. He see's Randy Orton getting up in the corner. Apple Juice runs, and he leaps in the air, and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face of Randy Orton. The crowd gives a response to this as he waits for Randy Orton to stumbles towards him. Randy Orton hits a kick to the gut, he sets him up into a vertical suplex. He drops him for a snap suplex that puts him down on the mat.]

JR-Apple Juice might be on his way to be apart of the contender match for the Extreme championship.

King-It's going to take more to beat Randy Orton than that.

Kris Gaffney-Not according the front russian leg sweep exchange..

King-That's different, that person came to play!

[Apple Juice goes to the outside of the ring. He grabes a hold of the top rope, he motions to the crowd to build towards his next move. He sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he goes for a move off of the top rope. Randy Orton dives on the top rope. Apple Juice flips, and he hits on the mat on his back. Randy Orton watches as Apple Juice gets up to his feet. Randy Orton grabs Apple Juice, and he smashes him face first into the turnbuckle. Randy Orton picks up Apple Juice, and drops him down with a belly to back suplex that puts him down on the mat. ]

JR-Belly to back suplex.

King-Is this where I'm suppose to talk about voices in his head?

Kris Gaffney-Their telling you not to.

[Randy Orton gets up to his feet. But what he didn't see was Tommy Skyye sneaking into the ring, climbing up to the top rope. Randy Orton see's Tommy Skyye flipping towards him as he connects with the Skyline!! Tommy Skyye goes into the cover on Randy Orton. The ref counts the 1..............2..........3!!]

JR-Tommy Skyye picked his spot, and got the win.

("Kenny Omega's theme" blasts on the PA system. Kenny walks to the ring. "Smile" blasts on the PA system. Justin Fisher walks out pumping his fist as Nicole walks out staring down the crowd. He jumps into the ring, and he points to the ref says "YOOOOOOOOU...are the ref".)

Kris Gaffney-What is this about?

King-Fisher is a real american..

JR-He deserves this gimmick as much as anyone.

King-Someething tells me JR has done this before.

("Radio" blasts on the PA system as Zack Ryder walks out to the ring with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder seems extremely focused.

King-Well, he's the only one without an evil plan to come in second.

Kris Gaffney-Justin Fisher needs to change his voice to M. Bison's from the original Street Fighter movie....still the best live action Street Fighter movie out there.

King-That's a low bar...

[Zack Ryder stays on the outside of the ring. This weirds out Justin Fisher because he thinks one fan he is talking to is a SJW. Zack Ryder senses him coming, he drops down hooking the foot, and he hits a drop toe hold that sends Justin Fisher face first into the barricade. His face bounces off of the barricade. Zack Ryder grabs his arm, he brings him towards him. Zack Ryder hits a short arm forearm that sends down Justin Fisher down on the mat. Kenny Omega comes out of no where, and he hits a clubbing blow to the back of Zack Ryder. Kenny Omega also has a chair on stand by, he picks it up. He see's that Zack Ryder is near the ring post. He goes for a chair shot on Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder moves out of the way. The chair falls down as the metal hits metal. Zack Ryder grabs the chair, he loads it up, and he plants him down into the mat with a chair shot to the head. Kenny Omega rolls around on the mat in pain, and then Zack Ryder turns to Justin Fisher who is up to his feet with the help of the apron. He throws him into the ring.]

JR-This match is under way, and a chair has already been introduced into the match.

King-I am guessing that Ryder is happy that his face wasn't introduced to the steel chair, and ring post.

Kris Gaffney-I'm sure he was happy about that.

[ Zack Ryder slides into the ring, and he see's that Justin Fisher has stupidly put himself in a seated position in the corner. Zack Ryder looks around, and he backs up, and he fist pumps as the crowd chants along. WOO! WOO! WOO! Zack Ryder runs towards Justin Fisher, but as he comes towards him, Justin Fisher is able to come to life, and he rolls up Zack Ryder into a school boy. Zack Ryder stuggles. The ref slides into position. The ref counts 1...........2.........Zack Ryder kicks out of the pinning combination!! Justin Fisher takes a few moments to rest up. Zack Ryder is up to his feet. He throws a fist to the face, but it's blocked. Zack Ryder staggers backwards. He grabs Zack Ryder's hand, and tries to throw him to the ropes with an irish whip, but it's reversed. Justin Fisher comes off of the ropes, he leaps in the air, he brings back his forearm as he soars through the air. He brings it across the face of Zack Ryder. Ryder goes down on the mat.]

JR- Justin Fisher has been impressive in this match.

King-He's been impressive since his return.

Kris Gaffney-Yet no one recognizes it...even himself.

King-Makes him feel like he has nothing to lose if he's doomed.

[Justin Fisher sets up Zack Ryder into his power bomb finisher, but from behind Kenny Omega hits Justin Fisher with a chair. Justin Fisher is in a lot of pain as he face shows it. Kenny Omega turns around Justin Fisher. He hooks him. Kenny Omega runs to the corner where he set up a table, and he gets as much momentum. He throws him in the air, and he flips in the air, and he crashes down on his back right through the table. Justin Fisher gets pulled out of the wreckage of the table. Kenny Omega hooks the leg of Fisher. The ref goes into the pinning position. The ref counts the 1..........2..........Zack Ryder breaks up the pin before we find out if a three count would be registered.]

JR-Ryder saved the match for himself.

King-And Fisher.

Kris Gaffney-I'm sure he's aware, and not a fan of that part.

[Kenny Omega gets up to his feet. He tries to go for a kick to the head of Ryder. Ryder ducks under. Justin Fisher pushes him towards Ryder. Omega stumbles into the Rough Ryder!! Fisher tries to take advantage, but Ryder uses his momentum walking towards him to throw him out of the ring. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Omega. The ref counts the 1............2.........3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder gets the win!!

King-Or did Fisher's evil plan work to perfection?

Kris Gaffney-We'll never know...until his next promo.

("The Duck song" blasts on the PA system. Omegrape and Walter Melon walk out of the ring. They steps inside of the ring. Omegrape throws grapes towards the audience.)

JR-The Melon club did not get the night started out with well as Apple Juice went down in defeat.

King-Let's throw grapes, and yell curses!

("The Black Order theme" blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard, and Dominic Snaders walks out to the ring. They step inside of the ring.)

JR-Here comes the Black Order.

King-They got to be wondering what to think about the Melon Club.

Kris Gaffney-No one knows that.

[Kenny Omegrape starts up out, the crowd seems to be getting behind him, obviously they are fans of fruit. Omegrape looks annoyed, and he throws grapes at the audience. Daryl Prichard attempts to use this as a chance to attack Kenny Omegrape while he is messing with the audience. Prichard attempts to roll him up, but Kenny Omegrape as he hits the ropes, he hooks the ropes, and Daryl "Graveler" Prichard rolls into the middle of the ring. He attempts to get up to his feet, but Kenny Omegrape is able to bring back his boot, and connect with a shining wizard that makes a loud sound that echo's through out the area. Graveler goes down in a heap. Kenny Omegrape surprised that he got that move decides that he might be able to get the pin here so early in the match. He pushes him on his back, and he hooks the leg. The ref counts pin as he slides into pinning position. The ref counts 1............KICK OUT by Dary "Graveler" Prichard. Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, and he hits a few angry stomps on the downed Daryl Prichard. Kenny Omegrape goes over to Graveler. Graveler attempts to fight up. But Graveler is able to throw a fist weak fists on his knee's. This stomps back Kenny Omegrape. But Omegrape answers with a drop kick that puts down Daryl Prichard. Kenny Omegrape see's that Walter Melon is looking for a tag. Kenny Omegrape goes over to Walter Melon, and he makes the tag into his tag team partner. Walter Melon comes into the ring, and he, and Kenny Omegrape hook Prichard for a vertical suplex. They lift him up, and drops Prichard down on the mat. Prichard is down on the mat. Wlater Melon goes to the cover on Prichard. The ref counts 1.............2.......Dominic Sanders from the outside of the ring comes into the ring. He dives, and he hits a double axe handle to break up the pin attempt. Dominic Sanders doesn't go out of the ring in time. Walter Melon is able to sneak up on him, and he grabs him, and he throws him hard into the ring post. Dominic Sanders smacks inot the ring post, and he falls out of the ring.]

JR-Dominic Sanders wanted to make sure that the three count didn't go down.

King-That's kind of the name of the game JR.

Kris Gaffney-That's what we get for hiring someone who has never been in the ring.

King-Yeah...that's what were going to say...beacuse we want to forget when he did get into the ring.

[Walter Melon turns around, he see's that Daryl Prichard is having issues getting up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Walter goes over to Prichard, Prichard picks up Walter Melon, and he throws him down hard on to the mat. Walter Melon crashes down on the mat. Daryl Prichard falls backwards. He grabs a hold of the ropes, and he takes a few moments to rest up. He watches as Walter Melon is slow to get up to his feet holding his back. Some in the crowd making fun of his age. Walter Melon goes over to where Prichard is. Prichard hits a head butt on the head of Walter Melon. Melon stumbles backwards holding his face in pain. Walter Melton stumbles back enough for Prichard to dive, and he makes the tag to Dominic Sanders who had gotten back into his corner. Sanders comes into the ring, and he hits a hard fist to the face of Kenny Omegrape who had also tagged in about the same time. Omegrape goes down on the mat. Sanders picks up Omegrape, and he peppers his face with a few fsits to the face that makes him bkac up inot the ropes. He tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. Omegrape bounces off of hte ropes. Dominic Sanders lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet. Dominic Sanders picks him up, and he hits a kick to the gut. He sets him up into a vertical suplex position by putting his arm on his neck, and vise versa. He picks him up, and he drops him for a fisherman buster. Sanders goes into the cover on Omegrape. The ref counts the 1...........2.......KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape!!]

JR-Omegrape kicks out!!

King-I'm sure somehow tha'ts impressive.

Kris Gaffney-Especially if you aren't a fan of codes.

[Omegrape gets picked up by Sanders. Omegrape rakes the eyes. Omegrape makes the tag to Walter Melon. Melon comes into the ring, he runs towards Sanders. Sanders hits a kick to leg that puts Melon down on his knee. Dominic Sanders runs to the ropes. He jumps on the middle rope. Then he goes for title town. As the ref's back was turned for a brief second. Omegrape throws a grape at Sanders. This only somewhat bothers him, but it's enough to allow Walter Melon move out of the way. Sanders lands on his feet. Dominic Sanders gets hooked by Melon. Melon puts Sanders into a small package. The ref counts the 1..........2.........3!!]

JR-Sanders gets shocked by Melon.

King-Graveler didn't even have a chance to react.

("That's Entertainment" blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage. He steps inside of hte ring.)

JR-Here comes Logan Riley.

King-Both wrestlers are top contenders, but this is about taking the next step to the world championship.

Kris Gaffney-A curse that Logan Riley has had issues with before.

("" blasts on the PA system as Priest walks out to the ring. He steps inside of the ring he waits for the bell.)

JR-Priest has wins over various champions since coming to the EMF. Including the new IC champion.

King-So he's attempting to beat the man, who lost to the man who he beat last week?

Kris Gaffney-Pretty much.

[Logan Riley and Priest stand in the middle of the ring. They talk trash about their prior matches. Logan Riley gets annoyed enough to throw fists to the face. Priest ducks under. Logan Riley swings through, and then Priest brings back his hand. He hits a hard knife edge chop to the chest. The sound echo's through out the arena. Priest pushes back Logan Riley into the ropes. He irish whip Riley, or attempts to. Riley is able to reverse the whip. Priest bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley bounces off of the ropes. Priest ducks under the Final Cut. Priest hooks Logan Riley head, and he drops him back, and he drops him for a reverse neck breaker. Logan Riley is down on the mat, Priest goes into the cover on Logan Riley. He hooks the leg. The ref slides into the pinning combination. THe ref counts the 1...............2...KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Priest brings him up into a seated position. Priest hits a elbow to the shoulder. He puts on a nerve hold the shoulder/neck area. Priest puts on the pressure on Logan Riley. Logan Riley clearly is in a lot of pain as Priest holds on the pressure. Logan Riley is slowly able to make his way up to his feet. Logan Riley plants a few elbows that connects with the stomach. Logan Riley breaks a hold of the hold, and he runs to the ropes. He ocmes off of the ropes, and he hooks him, and he drops him into the power slam that puts him down on the mat. Priest hooks the leg of Logan Riley. The ref once again goes into pinning position. The ref makes the counts 1.............2...KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Priest calls for the end of the match.]

JR-Priest has control of this match, and might be looking to end this match.

King-Well maybe he shouldn't talk about it, and do it.

Kris Gaffney-Even though were the one talking about it...

[Priest kicks Logan Riley in the gut, and then he sets him up into a piledriver. But before he can lift hi up. Riley counters with a back body drop that sends him flying through the air. He crashes down on the mat. Logan Riley falls to a knee. Priest attempts to come back with a shining wizard, but Logan RIley is able to grab a hold of the leg of Priest. He stands up as Priest hops around on one foot, Priest goes for an ezuguri, but Logan Riley is able to duck his head, and Priest falls on his face. Logan Riley grabs the other leg, and he sets him up. He drops down, and he hits a catapault that sends Priest flying through the air, and he crashes hard on the turnbuckle. He sutmbles backwards. Priest gets hooked by Logan Riley, and he drops him in a russian leg sweep that puts him down on the mat. Logan Riley floats into the cover. THe ref counts the 1...........2......KICK OUT by Priest. Logan Riley calls for Priest to get up to his feet. Priest is slow to get up to his feet. Logan Riley runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Logan Riley jumps in the air. He leads with his shoulder, and he hits Priest with a shoudler tackle. This makes Priest stumble backwards, and he falls out of the ring. Logan Riley pumps up the crowd. He goes to the ropes. Logan Riley grabs a hold of the ropes. He waits watching Priest getting up to his feet on the outside of the ring. Logan Riley sling shots himself over the top rope, and he hits a flying cross body block. He takes Priest down on the mat. The ref is counting. He's up to about 5 when the commentary team decides to talk about this situation.]

King-Hey! Were talking!

Kris Gaffney-Insightful!

[Riley throws him into the ring. Riley climbs up to the apron. He waits for Priest to get up to his feet. Once he's up to his feet. Riley sling shots himself up to the top rope, he jumps off of the top rope for a flying forearm shot. But it's ducked under by Priest. Riley hits the ref instead. The ref goes down on the mat. Riley can't believe what he did, he tursn around, and Priest and Riley take each other down with a double clothesline. Their both down on the mat. Suddenly the crowd starts to react. Dominic Sanders slides into the ring with a chair. Dominic Sanders stalks Priest. Priest is slow to pull himself up. He turns around. Sanders goes for a chair shot to the face. But Priest ducks. Sanders hits Riley instead. Sanders doesn't seem that bothered by that out come, but clearly he came for Priest. He turns right into a kick to the balls. Sanders is in pain. Priest throws Sanders hard into the ring post, and Sanders falls out of the ring. Seeing that the ref is coming to, Sanders picks up Riley, he drops him for the sacrifical DDT to assure he takes advantage of the situation. Priest goes to the cover on Riley. The ref crawls into position for the pin. The ref counts the 1..............2...........3!!]

JR-Sanders was aiming for Priest, but hit Riley instead.

King-It looks like more is happening than just the World feud now JR...it's about the IC too.

(Priest is on the stage. Sanders is yelling things at Priest as Shockwave goes off the air.)