EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, we go into the Shockwave video.)

(The arena is dark. It’s ligten up with the light of pyrotechics on the Shockwave stage as they crash with every explosion. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say "one time they did this introduction with no fans", "this is attitude", and "Too many Phoenix's".)

JR-Were coming off Survival of the Fittest. Hello, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight we have a great show, headlined by Big Slack facing Troy Gafgen.

Kris Gaffney-Slack’s on the road to a possible world title shot, this should be a great preview of what we could expect in the future.

( “Mechnical Rhythm“ blasts on the PA system as Fredrick Tomas walks to the ring.)

JR-Fredrick Tomas new attitude is very interesting to say the least.

King-We know that John Cena approves.

Kris Gaffney-He would.

(“Shipping up to Boston” blasts on the PA system as Marcus O’Hara walks to the ring.)

JR-Last week Marcus O’Hara was able to lead his team to a win.

King-Strange, he was the only one who didn’t care for his team

Kris Gaffney-Guess getting the win is more important.

("Cult of Personality" blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring.)

JR-A few weeks ago CM Punk was able to get a win.

King-Getting another might lead to a lot of great things.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see where it goes.

CM Punk, Marcus O'Hara, and Frederick Tomas are staring each other down as the bell rings. Punk and Tomas both walk towards O'Hara. Tomas throws a punch at O'Hara, O'Hara blocks it, as he does, CM Punk comes from behind with a few Mongolian Chops. Tomas kicks O'Hara in the gut. Then drives his knee to O'Hara's face, into another Mongolian Chop. Tomas kicks him in the gut again, this time hits him with a DDT. As Tomas gets up he is hit with a dropkick by Punk. He gets up quickly but is immediately met with a Step Up Enziguri. As he drops O'Hara gets to his feet and charges at Punk, Punk sidesteps and O'Hara hits the corner.Punk hits O'Hara with a High Knee then grabs his head and drives O'Hara to the mat with a Bulldog. As he gets up, Tomas runs at him and nails him with a hard running clothesline which sends Punk out of the ring. O'Hara is getting to his feet as Tomas turns, Tomas runs at O'Hara, attempts a clothesline, O' Hara ducks, as Tomas bounces off the far end, O'Hara follows and hits him with a dropkick, sending him to the outside. Punk is getting up on the opposite end of the ring, O'Hara gets into the ring, sprints towards Punk, jumps through the ropes and nails Punk with a Suicide Dive. O'Hara gets in the ring, sprints to the ropes, dives through, but Tomas sidesteps the Suicide Dive, O'Hara crashes into the barricade.

JR- This has already broken out into a sloberknocker.

King- They do say three is a crowd.

Tomas stomps on O'Hara a few times. He picks O'Hara up and drops him across the barricade. While this is going on, Punk gets into the ring. He walks to the opposite end where Tomas is stomping on a downed O'Hara. Punk jumps on the ropes and hits drives Tomas into the barricade with a Springboard Clothesline. He grabs Tomas, drags him up, hooks his arm, and drives him down hard on the mat with Uranage. Punk drags up O'Hara and tries to whip him into the ringpost, O'Hara reverses and Punk hits the post head first and drops. O'Hara drags him up to his feet and rolls him into the ring. O'Hara climbs on the apron, grabs the ropes, and jumps over the rope hitting Punk with a legdrop. He goes for the cover ..the ref counts 1..2.kickout by CM Punk. As O'Hara gets up, Tomas pulls him down by the legs from the outside. Tomas reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair. He hops on the apron, but is met with a shoulder to gut, causing him to lose his grip on the chair. O'Hara hooks Tomas and suplexes him into the ring. O'Hara goes to the outside to grab the chair, then rolls back into the ring. As he gets up, he is hit with a lowblow by CM Punk and drops to a knee. CM Punk quickly locks O'Hara in the Reverse STO Koji Clutch. O'Hara is struggling to get to the ropes. It looks like he about to tap, when Tomas nails Punk with the chair O'Hara dropped after being lowblowed.

JR- If Tomas did not interfere, O'Hara may have tapped.

King- I think they are playing an EMF version of musical chairs.

CM Punk releases the hold. Tomas hits him again, then kicks him out of the ring. He walks to the corner and sets the chair between the top and second turnbuckle. Tomas drags O'Hara to his feet, he whips O'Hara into the chair tucked between the turnbuckles. O'Hara's back hits the chair hard and he drops to the mat holding his back. Tomas grabs O'Hara by the head to drag him to his feet, but somehow O'Hara rolls him up for a pin..the ref counts...1..2..CM Punk breaks up the count. CM Punk picks up the chair and drives it into Tomas's ribs repeatedly. He turns to O'Hara but O'Hara is up and hits him with a dropkick. O'Hara picks up the chair and smashes it into Punk's gut. Tomas is getting to his feet. O'Hara throws the chair to Tomas, Tomas catches it, and is immediately hit with a dropkick to the face. Tomas is down and out. Punk is up and charges at O'Hara, O'Hara sidesteps, and hits Punk in the back. O'Hara drops the chair. He comes from behind and hits Punk with a hard clothesline. He gets the chair and sets it up by the corner. He drags Punk to his feet and to the corner. He positions CM Punk, hops on the top turnbuckle, and drives CM Punks' head through the chair with a Reverse Tornado DDT. He goes for the cover...the ref counts...1...2..3!

JR- O'Hara with an innovative move for the victory.

King- He won the match and musical chairs in one move.

(We open up a scene not in the backstage area, but just before Saturday Shockwave at a bar. Amy Dumas is at a bar stool sitting. She is slowly sipping a drink. She looks to a bar tender.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I'll have another one.

.::Bar tender::.-Don't you think you had enough.

(She hits the table, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I'll tell you when I had enough.

(The bar tender shrugs, and goes to get her whatever drink she was trying to have, because it clearly was non-alcoholic. He was just humoring her. Anyways, Amy was about to have an unexpected visitor.)

(Miss Jackie enters the bar, holding her new baby in her arms. She smiles at Amy, but seems a little unsure as she approaches her.)

Jackie: I was told I'd find you here.... wasn't sure whether to believe it or not.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Why wouldn't you think I would be here? I'm Amy Dumas, not CM Punk.

(She looks at the baby, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-You know, not exactly the best of places to bring a baby...for more reasons than you know.

(She glances over to a seat where Gene Snitsky drops a glass, and yells "IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!")

Jackie: Ah, Snitsky couldn't stop Trish having a baby and ruining my life.... I doubt he's a threat. Besides, it's not like I can leave him behind, and I had to come and find you to introduce him.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well, it's not like Cena told him that she was with child, he only told him after the fact. Give him a break...but then again, he tried to kill me that one time, and failed...so I guess I see your point.

(She moves her lip to the side, like she's thinking of something troubling.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-So you waited until I was in a bar to do it...should let you know Jackie that just because you waited for me to be in a bar, it's no more creative if you had just waited in the backstage area. He is kind of cute though, what's his name?

Jackie: His name is Michael. I've wanted to tell you about him for so long. I just didn't know... if the time was right. But now I'm back, and Tiffany pretty told the whole world anyway, I wanted you to meet him.

(Amy gives a smile to the baby, and for some reason she reaches off screen, and puts a monocle on, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Michael huh? That's a good name. (she adjusts the monocle for some reason)

(Jackie turns around, and notices how the rest of the bar had done the same...especially John Cena, who is now threatening James Bond with his laser.)

Jackie: Yea. I'm not sure what made me choose it, it just seemed like a good name. I'm just hoping I'll be able to handle being back in the EMF while I have him. I have no idea how you manage it with so many children.

.::Amy Dumas::.-To be honest Jackie, I don't even know how you have a baby, or how that happened. You're way too go, go, go to begin with to believe that you really had all that time to get pregnant. But it's not hard as long as that's what you wanted in your life at that point in time. It's just another thing you got to be responsible for.

Jackie: Yea, I know. I guess as soon as I found out, I guess it just changed all my priorities. I'm glad to be back, but I just hope I can balance both. I was kind of worried I'd be out of shape when I came back though. I guess I'm not doing too bad....

.::Amy Dumas::.-Really? Didn't look like you were ok when they showed your stomach area.

Jackie: Well, that was quite a while ago now. I've worked hard at it since then. Although it's probably still not perfect. I mean, how did you cope with it when you made your come backs?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Not well, remember I had issues of people calling me fat? And people could beat me up easily? So is that another reason why you're here....why not ask Maria. Even though she hasn't had a baby, she knows a lot about keeping in shape.

Jackie: Well...

(We fade into a scene where Jackie is facing Maria, who is screaming while pointing at her gut.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Ok...good point, although you like Stephanie McTits. Her last baby was far more recent than mine. Why not her?

Jackie: Maybe, but for some reason I feel like I can't ask Stephanie about her body without people taking it the wrong way.... plus I don't know... I guess I just trust you on this.

.::Amy Dumas::.-So basically, you're worried people will think that you are asking about getting implants. Jackie, hate to bring this up, but you do realize the reasons she has those things in was based on the same choice that you made too. Might be horribly off topic, but ever consider you might be next?

Jackie: Possibly... but I'd have to agree to put it on the line, and I doubt Nat has anything to offer me. I've already pretty much killed her in the past, there's nothing for me to prove against her. Besides, I'm only here as long as Tiffany lets me be.... so who knows how long that'll be. I just need to enjoy it while I can.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Already in a bad spot...geez...let me know when my double D's are small here in the EMF. But...to go back on topic...eeerr, I just ate right, watched this DVD, and listen to it.

(She brings out a DVD out of her bag, it has a picture of pregnant Amy with Scott Steiner pointing at her. "So you's gone due da earicle of dile birth. Now...YOUR FAT!!!!!!!!")

(Jackie laughs before responding.)

Jackie: OK, fair enough. I guess I'll just carry on. I think it'll be OK... at least I hope it will. To be honest I don't really know what to do with a baby, but I'm just happy to have the chance, albeit not the way I thought it would happen.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Not your cup of tea then? Well...it did help smash Bookah Tea anytime I see him. But guess you could do it through just staying active too. But it's not as fun. Having a child is rewarding, if you embrace it. I get the feeling this wasn't as expected as you'd like, but it's something that can only come with time. It's not like I knew what to expect when I had Ashley, I just prepared as well as I possibly could, and did my best.

Jackie: Yea, I'll keep that in mind. I just hope that I can come to you... you know, if this gets too much for me. You're pretty much the only person I can come to who would know how to bring up a baby.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Ok, understand, I'll be here.

(Jackie nods, and smiles, as she turns to leave.)

Jackie: OK, well, I'll see you around... I guess.

(Amy smiles a little, Jackie leaves, and we fade away with that.)

(“For whom the bell tolls” blasts on the PA system as Apocalypse walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Apocalypse has gotten the attention of one Bray Wyatt.

King-He put an open challenge, but I guess he didn’t expect for it to be answered in the way it was.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

(“Broken up in love” blasts on the PA system as Bray Wyatt walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Here is someone that knows all about going against the machine.

King-He hates the machine so much, he made sure the first man he faced was Kane.

Kris Gaffney-That’s just taking things literally.

[Apocalypse and Bray Wyatt come face to face, and then they lock up. But Apocalypse answers with a hard fist to the face. Bray Wyatt stops, and then he laughs. Apocalypse hits a few more fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. He tries to whip him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Bray Wyatt comes off of the ropes, and he hits a running forearm shot to the face. He gets up to his feet. Then he knocks him down with a running clothesline that knocks him back down on the mat. Bray Wyatt waits as Apocalypse gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Bray Wyatt hits picks him up, and hits a body slam on Apocalypse. Bray Wyatt backs up to the corner, and he comes out of the corner, and he hits a head butt on Apocalypse. Apocalypse stumbles backwards in pain, and then Bray Wyatt hits a few fists to the face. He hits one that is hard enough to knock down Apocalypse. He picks him up, and then he whips him to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Bray Wyatt hits a back elbow to the face that knocks down Apocalypse. Bray Wyatt drops an elbow drop to the downed Apoclaypse, and he goes into the cover on Apocalypse. The ref counts the 1……………2………….KICK OUT by Apocalypse. Wyatt puts Apocalypse into a seated position, and he puts on a chin lock. The ref makes sure that it’s not a choke hold. Apocalypse looks for a way out of the hold, so he makes his way up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Apocalypse hits a few elbows to the gut, and then he breaks the hold of Bray. He runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. But Bray counters with a spinning side slam on Apocalypse.]

JR-Apocalypse almost turned the tide there, but Bray had a counter.

King-I guess that he should have expected that it was never going to be that easy.

[Bray picks up Apocalypse, and he sets him up for sister Abigail. Then he tries to execute it, but Apocalypse is able to get out of the hold. Bray throws a fist to the face, but Apocalypse is able to duck under, and he hits a belly to back suplex that puts down Bray Wyatt. Apocalypse falls to a knee, and he takes a few moments to rest up. He waits watching Bray Wyatt stumble up to his feet, he gets up, and he charges at Bray. Hitting a running forearm shot to the face of Bray. Bray goes down on the mat, he gets up to his feet, and Apocalypse takes down Bray with a double leg take down. He sets him up, and he hits a catapault that sends Bray to the corner. Bray hits his head on the top turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards, and then Apocalypse turns around Bray. He sets him up, he lifts him up, and he hits a brain buster. Apocalypse goes into the cover on Bray, the ref counts the 1…………..2…………KICK OUT by Bray Wyatt.]

JR-Almost three now.

King-Guess we’ll find out whether or not Bray Wyatt can weather the storm.

Kris Gaffney-Guess so.

[Apocalypse picks up Bray Wyatt, and then he tries to put him over his shoulder, but Apocalypse slides out of the back. Wyatt hits a knee lift, he sets him up for his finisher. But Apocalypse takes down Bray, and then he hits a few mounted fists, Wyatt counters with a few fists. The two get up, and this match has gotten totally out of control. The ref tries to get involved, but Bray, and Apocalypse push him down. The ref calls for the DQ on both wrestlers who continue to brawl up the ramp. Shockwave goes to commercial, and we come back.]

(“Fever Dream” blasts on the PA system as Brett Crane walks to the irng, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Brett Crane is a very dangerous individual.

King-He’s proven that thus far in the EMF.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system as Zack Ryder walks to the ring along with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder seems very determine to change his fortunes against Brett Crane.

King-Maybe he’ll actually use the footage that takes on the way to the ring.

Kris Gaffney-He just might.

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Hardcore Kid walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Just when you thought you knew what to expect with Hardcore Kid, he changes.

King-Guess everyone needs a dark phase.

Kris Gaffney-If the EMF history is any indidication I would say that’s probably right.

Before Brett Crane’s theme can start Zack Ryder and the Hardcore Kid exchange fists and then no one is really getting the advantage until Kid hits a knee lift and then that stuns Zack Ryder enough to hit a few fists to the face and then Zack Ryder stumbles back with every fist to the face and then Hardcore Kid whips Zack Ryder off the ropes and then Zack Ryder bounces off the ropes and then Hardcore Kid hits a side kick to the face of Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder stumbles back to the ropes, and stumbles back and then Hardcore Kid kicks Zack Ryder in the gut, and Hardcore goes for a DDT. But he can’t as Brett Crane comes from behind, Kid lets go and Zack Ryder falls down to the mat and then Kid turns around stunned and then Brett Crane measures up, and hits a head butt. Kid stumbles back not taken down and then he hits the ropes and bounces of the ropes really stunned and then comes off the ropes and Brett Crane hits a shot to the gut that doubles him over and then Brett Crane hits a double axe handle to the back. Kid goes down to the mat. Crane hits a few stomps to the downed Hardcore Kid. Crane kicks Hardcore Kid in the chest and then hopes that will effect the Hardcore Kid. Kid rises to his feet as Crane hits a few fists to the face of the Hardcore Kid. But Kid pushes him off and then throws a few fists to the face that has instant effect as he jumps back at the first punch and then Kid whips Brett Crane to the ropes and then Crane bounces off the ropes and Kid backs to the ropes and bounces off the opposite side of the ring and then comes off the ropes and then leaps for a flying clothesline. But Brett Crane ducks under and Hardcore Kid goes crashing to the mat and then he rolls under the ring and then Hardcore Kid gets up and then gets put into a vertical suplex position by Zack Ryder he hits the vertical suplex.

JR-What a move by Zack Ryder

King-It’s not over yet JR.

Kris Gaffney-I would hope not…there are people timing this match. It can’t be good unless it goes on for a certain amount of time!

Zack Ryder comes into the ring and then Brett Crane is on the other side and then he thinks of a strategy to do and then Brett Crane tries to move away from Zack Ryder. But Zack Ryder is able to grab a hold of Brett Crane and then throws him into the corner and nails a few body shots to Brett Crane and then Zack Ryder lets him out of the corner and then Brett Crane stumbles up and then Zack Ryder picks up Brett Crane and drops a elbow drop to Brett Crane and goes into the cover and gets the 1………………..2…………kick out by Crane and then Zack Ryder waits for Brett Crane. Crane stumbles up and then Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. Crane ducks out of the way, Crane charges at Ryder. But Zack Ryder decides to throw him out of the ring and Brett Crane goes flying over the top rope and crashes into the arena floor and then Zack Ryder follows and then Zack Ryder hits a few stomps to Brett Crane to make sure that he is down and then Zack Ryder starts to choke Brett Crane , the ref yells at Zack Ryder, who finally lets go of the choke. Before Ryder can do anything more Kid comes into the picture and then blasts Zack Ryder in the face with a super kick that he did not see coming and then Zack Ryder goes down to the mat around ring side and Kid pulls him up and then Kid throws Zack Ryder hard into the ring post

JR-Zack Ryder probably isn’t feeling too good after that move

King-I wouldn’t expect he would.

Kris Gaffney-Although, considering how many dark gimmicks there are, there were one’s that would claim that they would have thrown themselves into the ring post.

[Hardcore throws Zack Ryder into the ring. He slides into the ring. He gets up, and he turns around. Zack Ryder pushes Hardcore off, and he goes right into Brett Crane who hits his finisher. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder on Brett Crane. Crane ducks under. Crane hits a clothesline over the top rope. Crane goes into the cover on Hardcore Kid, the ref counts the 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Not quite the walk in the park that Crane thought it would be, but Crane found a way to win.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system, Daniel Bryan walks to the ring along with Angelina Love. “Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-These two were apart of the New Regime.

King-It’s been a while since they been a team though.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t remember them teaming together.

(“hell awaits” blasts on the PA system as Cyrus Black walks to the ring. “I want it all” blasts on the PA system as Jay Voltage walks to the ring.)

JR-These two had a lot of success against Brett Crane, and Death Jester a few weeks ago.

King-They seemed to work well.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll have to see if that continues.

[Cyrus Black, and Tony Ikeda pace around the ring. They lock up, and then Cyrus Black is able to get behind Tony Ikeda, and he takes him down with a waist lock take down. He transfer him into a side headlock. Cyrus Black holds on the pressure, and he looks for a way out of the hold. He gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Cyrus Black gets backed up to the ropes, and then he whips Cyrus black off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, he knocks down Tony Ikeda with a shoulder tackle. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, then he gets knocked down quickly with a hard fist to the face. Tony Ikeda is dazed, and Cyrus Black hits a standing drop kick knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda rolls under the ropes, and he climbs up to his feet on the apron. Cyrus Black charges at the ropes, and he sling shots the ropes. Tony Ikeda flips over the top rope, he crashes down hard on the mat. Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet. He stumbles into the corner. He gets up to his feet, and then he hits a few fists to the face that makes Tony Ikeda rock in the corner. Cyrus Black makes the tag to Jay Voltage who comes into the ring, and Jay, and Cyrus Black bring out Tony Ikeda to the ropes. He whips hium to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. As he comes off of the ropes Jay voltage and Cyrus Black hit a double back elbow which puts down Tony Ikeda. Jay and Cyrus drop a double fist drop. Cyrus goes out of the ring, and Jay Votlage goes into the corner on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts the 1………….2……….KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Jay Voltage hits a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda tries to get up to his feet. But it’s countered by Jay Voltage who hits a drop kcik that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Jay Voltage picks up Tony Ikeda, and he hits a body slam.]

JR-Jay Voltage looks to end this match.

King-I guess that he doesn’t work by the hour.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

[Jay Voltage is up on the top rope, and he measures up, and he goes for the high voltage. But Tony Ikeda moves out of the way at the last second, and he crashes down on the mat. Tony Ikeda takes a few moments, he looks up, and realizes that he’s near his corner, and he makes the tag to Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan notices that Jay Votlage is charging at him. He counters with a shoulder block that makes him stumble backwards, an dthen Jay Voltage backs up. Daniel Bryan sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he hits a missile drop kick from the top rope. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, he hits a few kicks to the ribs, and then he tries to whip Jay Voltage off of the ropes, but it’s reversed. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes. He comes fof of the ropes. Daniel Bryan hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Jay Voltage. Jay Voltage gets up to his feet, and then Daniel Bryan kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he hits a snap suplex. He backs up into the corner. He runs out of the corner, and he hits a knee drop across the face, and Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the chest of Jay Voltage which makes Jay go down on the mat. Daniel Bryan waits for Jay Voltage to get up in the corner, and he does. Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks, and then he tries to whip him to the corner, but it’s reversed. Jay follows Bryan in. Bryan runs up the corner, and he flips over Jay Votlage, he runs to the roeps. He comes off of the ropes, and he he hits a running drop kick on Jay Voltage.]

JR-Daniel Bryan has changed the tempo here.

King-Voltage needs to slow Bryan down.

Kris Gaffney-Easier said than done.

[Daniel Bryan waits for Voltage to get up to his feet, and he goes for kick to the face. But Votlage ducks under, and pushes Bryan forward. Tony Ikeda makes the tag, so does Cyrus Black. Alex Kobayashi is staring down from the stage. Bryan goes over to deal with it. It distracts Tony Ikeda enough for Black to counter the Full Nelson slam. He hits the Black Out on Tony Ikeda. Cyrus Black goes into the corner on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts the 1………..2………..3!]

JR-With that distraction, Cyrus and Jay were able to win this match.

(“Sandpaper” blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy Gafgen can’t be 100% after the hell in a cell.

King-Now he has to deal with Big Slack.

Kris Gaffney-Which is a fight that he might as well be fighting more than one person.

(“Big Slack’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Big Slack walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Big Slack also had a hell of a Survival of the Fittest.

King-Hope he doesn’t expect his god to be his tag team partner.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, HBK once proved that god likes to turn heel.

[Troy Gafgen and Big Slack pace around the ring, and then they lock up, neither wrestler is moving backwards. Big Slack seems to want to make an impression, and then he rakes the eyes of Troy Gafgen. Big Slack hits a head butt that knocks back Troy Gafgen. Big Slack hits a few fists to the face of Troy Gafgen, and then he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Troy Gafgen. Big Slack bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Then he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a body avalanche that knocks down Troy Gafgen. Troy gets up fairly quickly, and then Big Slack picks up Troy Gafgen, and he hits a body slam on Troy Gafgen. He backs up to the ropes, he leaps in the air, and he tries to come down on Troy Gafgen with a big splash on Troy. But Troy Gafgen is able to roll out of the way, and Troy Gafgen tries to recover in the corner while waiting for Big Slack to stumble up to his feet. Big Slack turns around, and then Troy Gafgen runs, and he goes for a big boot to the face of Big Slack, but Slack ducks under, and then Slack puts Big Slack into a full nelson, and drops him for a full nelson front Russian leg sweep. Big Slack takes a few moments to let that move sink, and then he hits a few fists to the face of the downed Troy Gafgen. The ref yells at Big Slack. Finally Big Slack stops the fists, and then he picks up Troy Gafgen as he steps up to his feet. Big Slack throws Troy Gafgen into the corner, and he hits a few fsits to the gut, and then whips him into the opposite corner, and Troy Gafgen crashes into the corner. Troy Gafgen stumbles out of the corner, and Big Slack hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Troy Gafgen, and Big Slack puts him into a vertical suplex position, and he drops him for a snap suplex. Troy Gafgen is down on the mat, and Big Slack chokes him. Then the ref counts to 4, and then Slack away. Big Slack goes back on the attack as Troy Gafgen has sit up. Big Slack hits a running boot to the face that puts Troy Gafgen back down on the mat. Big Slack runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen leaps in the air, and he comes down with a big splash on Troy Gafgen.]

JR-What a move by Big Slack.

King-Considering how big Slack is, that just makes things worse.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure Slack will take that as a fat joke.

[Big Slack goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen, the ref counts the 1……………2…………..KICK OUT by Troy Gafgen. Big Slack can’t believe that he didn’t get the three count, so he picks up Troy Gafgen, he whips him off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen hits a running DDT that plants him into the mat. Troy Gafgen getsu p to his feet quickly because Big Slack gets up quickly, he hits the crack of dawn Big Slack. Slack goes down on the mat, and Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to rest as the ref starts his standing ten count. 1…………….2………….3………..4………..both wrestler’s try to get up to their feet. Big Slack gets up to his feet, he’s still dazed, he charges at Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen counters with a drop toe hold that puts him down on the mat, and then he gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face of Big Slack. Slack stumbles backwards, Troy Gafgen tries to whip him to the ropes. But it’s reversed by big Slack. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down Big Slack. Slack hits the mat hard. Troy Gafgen waits as Slack is slow to get up to his feet. Troy Gafgen hits a kick to the gut, and then he sets up Big Slack, and he hits a Russian leg sweep, and he goes into the cover on Big Slack. The ref counts the 1…………..2………………KICK OUT by Big Slack.]

JR-Almost three there by Big Slack.

Kris Gaffney-Slack better considered a new strategy.

King-His god tells him that he can get himself out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure that he’s screwed.

[Troy Gafgen measures up on Slack, Slack gets up, he goes for the Crack of Dawn. But he pushes him into the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, Troy slides under Big Slack, he tries to go for a sun set flip. But Troy Gafgen kicks his leg up too high, Big Slack hooks his leg, and Slack is able to make a pinning combination for the 1………2……….3!]

JR-Slack wins! Slack with a major upset!

Kris Gaffney-Well, Slack has always been a major force JR…I don’t think it’s that big of an upset.

(Slack gets out of the ring before Troy attacks him. He celebrates his win as Shockwave goes off the air.)