EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(The lights are off in the arena at Oakland as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, the lights turn on as fans wave their signs, and scream. Some signs say “Godwin went crazy due to hair loss”, “don’t make me break your arm…oh wait…I broke your arm…that’s bad”, and “Wow…didn’t expect that”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have some very interesting matches for you tonight, headlined by Kane and X-Tazte finally going for the Extreme championship.

Kris Gaffney-Kane and the Demon have been waging war on X-Tazte, this is just another chapter to this war.

JR-Well, let’s get started.

(“The Fire Rises” blasts on the PA system as the Demon walks ot the ring, and he steps into the ring.)

JR-The Demon has been dominate, but he is looking to make sure that he closes out matches.

King-Well what better match to do than against a guy who gave you trouble before hand.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see if it pays off.

(“I Came to Play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring doing his usual poses, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Miz has been close to winning gold too, so I’m sure he has something to prove here too.

King-And Demon was one of his biggest wins.

Kris Gaffney-can lightening strike twice?

[The Demon and the Miz talk trash, and the Demon throws a fist to the face, and the Miz waits for the Demon to turn around, once he does the Miz hits a standing drop kick that stumbles the Demon. With the Demon stunned, the Miz runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. The Demon goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by the Miz, and the Miz bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air, but the Demon hits a head butt that takes the Miz out of the air. He crashes on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet he falls into the corner, and the Demon hits a few elbows into the gut, and this stuns him, and he whips him to the corner. He crashes into the corner, the Miz stumbles out of the corner, and the Demon hits a body splash out of the corner, the Miz falls to the mat, and rolls into the corner. He is sitting in the corner, and the Miz tries to get up to his feet. But before he can, the Demon hits a few stomps that keeps him in a seated position.The Demon puts his foot on the throat of the Miz. The ref counts to 4, and the Demon backs off, and the Demon goes back into the corner where the Miz is, and he hits a hard fist to the face, and once he has him stunned enough the Demon sets up the Miz, and he hits a hip toss out of the corner, and he crashes on the mat hard. Slowly the Miz stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Demon hits a knee lift into the gut, and puts the Miz into what seems to be a gut wrench power bomb, but as the Demon has the Miz up. The Miz out of self preservation counters this with a hurricanaran that sends the Demon into the corner. This stuns the Demon, and the Miz charges into the corner, and the Demon counters with a elbow to the face. The Miz stumbles out of the corner, and he gets picked up, and slammed down on the mat hard with a spike standing spine buster! The Demon falls backwards holding his face as he hit the turnbuckle pretty hard. But with the last move, and the fact he hasn’t take very many moves yet from the Miz, he is able to recover from the move. He looks angry as the Miz stumbles up, looking dazed on his feet, and the Demon kicks him in the gut. The Miz doubles over, the Demon puts the Miz into a power bomb/piledriver position. He lifts him up, and drops him for a power bomb, but doesn’t let go, and the Demon pulls him up once again, and drops him for a sit down power bomb into a pin. The ref counts the 1…………………..2……………………The Miz was close to the ropes, so he grabs ahold of the ropes. This breaks up the pin, as the Demon doesn’t seem to be paying much mind that the Miz wants to prolong his pain.]

JR-The Miz is not going to give up.

King-Well looks like the Demon doesn’t mind that he won’t be.

Kris Gaffney-Usually heels are yelling at the ref at this point.

[The Demon goes into the corner, and once he does, he motions for the Miz to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, the Demon charges at the Miz. The Miz turns around, and the Demon goes for the House of Pain. The Miz ducks under, and he goes into the corner, and the Demon turns around recovering, he charges at the MIz the Miz counters with a drop toe hold this sends the Demon face first into the top turnbuckle. He stumbles around, and the Miz climbs up to the second rope, and once he does. The Demon stumbles towards him, and the Miz hooks the Demon, and the Miz hits the Demon with a tornado DDT that plants the Demon, the Miz actually does not have enough to follow up so he lies on the mat trying to recover. The ref starts his standing ten count 1………..2…………..3………..4…….both wrestlers are trying to get to their feet…….5….6…..7…the Demon is amazingly able to get up to his feet first, and he see’s that the Miz is up to his feet as well, but clearly he is still dazed, so the Demon tries to use this chance to hit the Miz with the House of Pain that he was going for before, but the Miz ducks under, and the Demon turns around. The Miz hits a few fists to the face, and the Demon backs to the ropes, and the Miz tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by the Demon, and the Miz bounces off of the ropes. The Demon lowers his head, and the MIz counters with a swinging neck breaker. The Demon gets up to his feet, and the Miz charges at the Demon, but it’s countered by him hitting a back body drop over the top rope on the Miz. The Miz lands on his feet, and the Demon turns around, and he hits a hangman on the Demon.]

JR-The Miz has changed the completion of this match.

King-This probably what got him a win last time.

Kris Gaffney-Well…that’s not a good sign for Demon, is it?

[The Miz gets up on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope, he measures up as the Demon is getting up to his feet, the Miz leaps off of the top rope, and he goes a double axe handle, but the Demon catches the Miz, and drives him down with the power bomb with authority. The Demon backs up into the corner, and he motions for the Miz to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he turns towards the Miz, and he hits the house of Pain on the Miz that makes him flip as he hits it. The Demon goes into the cover on the Miz, and the ref counts the 1………2………3!]

JR-The Demon wins.

King-He made sure there was no question there.

(We go into the women's locker room, Amy Dumas is stretching her legs. She looks down to her boobs in frustration as she says off hand.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Too bad there isn't an stretch to make you two hurt less.

(Suddenly, John Cena enters the room. He approaches Amy.)

Cena: Amy... at last I found you. We need to talk...

(Amy looks annoyed, but secretly happy that no one heard her talking to her boobs. She shakes it off by continuing stretching.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I think we really only have one thing to talk about, and that's you getting your girlfriend in check.

Cena: I don't have a girlfriend... and if you're referring to Maria.... she's just a play thing, I don't have any attachment to her. You do realise though, Maria isn't the one behind all this... she's just a puppet, and it's not me that's pulling the strings.

(She turns around, and then she says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well then someone failed to tell her, because you realize how much I have been on the wrong end of the jealous Cena girlfriend rage? Because the root of this issue is she is like every other girlfriend/wife you have had. At this point possibly losing a friend is only one of my concerns. The fact she's looking to deflate my twins is another concern, right after she beats the crap out of them....so yeah...if you don't think that's a major issue here, then I would re examine everything. Because it's important to me.

Cena: Amy... think about it. If Maria was really doing this because she's jealous of you... wouldn't she be going after other people too? Velvet Sky? Christy Hemme? Why would she target you? I'll tell you why.... because it's what Mickie James wants. Mickie is manipulating her, to get to you. The same way she's threatening Laura, to get to you. The problem here isn't Maria. It's Mickie.

.::Amy Dumas::.-I know it's Mickie James, you think I haven't seen how obsessed she is. Why do you think Maria's so easily used, hell you said it yourself, your using her. If you wanted to break the chain it's pretty easy, I don't see why you need me to do it.

Cena: There's nothing I can do in this situation Amy. Mickie has snapped. And I run the serious risk of losing this company to her if I don't let Laura compete in Hell in a Cell. And then where do you think we will be? You think she's bad now.... when she's running the show... it'll only be worse.

.::Amy Dumas::.-You tend to forget that your only the half owner of the EMF. Right now the only thing that has stopped me from actually going to that side of the EMF is the fact that I realize that right now I've been fighting for my daughter's best friend. Then I find out that her father is the one pulling the strings, and is setting me up to put me in these situations so basically so a lesbian can have her way with me. So if that happens, and even if Mickie does get half of the company, has her way with me, I'll be back for her ass, because I don't care what power she has, in the real world it's still rape. I won't go easy on her like I did with you, maybe it's me that'll be half owner.

Cena: Even if you got her on a rape claim, which I doubt would ever happen.... it's not going to award you the company. Mickie could easily sit in prison and still make the decisions around here... and make you all suffer. And maybe I only own half, but Mickie could get BOTH halves.... because Laura's contract isn't with me, it's with the EMF. If she defaults on it, there's no saying Mickie's not going to sue Mike too. Amy this isn't a situation I want to put you in.... but it's how it is.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Cena, how stupid do you think I am. I know you made me blonde one time, doesn't mean I'm really blonde. First off, she got that contract from a little girl who even though she was in charge for a little bit, you weren't here at the time, and you foolishly let a little girl run a company. But now you are back, she doesn't have any power anymore. Ashley couldn't just randomly walk into my office, and start signing people just because. Even if I did let her sign talent months ago. That doesn't mean she can sign anyone now. The only half of the company that is in danger is yours, because you have played along with this stupid game, even though she has no real power.

Cena: You couldn't be more wrong Amy. Mickie has so much more power in this situation than you realise. Laura signed that contract, and Nat signed it for her. Mickie worded it horribly towards her. If Laura doesn't show up for this match... the EMF is heavily liable. I need to get Laura out of that contract, but it's not going to happen in 2 weeks. In the meantime my only hope is to get Mickie to call this match off, and she'll only do that, if you replace her.

.::Amy Dumas::.-So...just don't have Laura show up, she gets fired. She loses the championship stripped from her, good for everyone around. You put me in the situation, basically you are saying I'm suppose to be the bigger person as Mickie James rapes me. Once again, the way I see it, you either get sued by Mickie James or by me, OR...you just be a good parent, and don't let Laura in the cage at all.

Cena: Laura's not going into that cage Amy. Look I don't know the ins and outs of the contract Laura signed with Mickie. I've had it sent to my lawyer to see what my options are. Right now my concern isn't Laura... I know she's going to be safe, Mickie would have to kill me first. My concern is what is Mickie going to do next? Look what she's done with Maria? With Miley Cyrus? To Riley Ramon? When is this going to stop Amy? How much shit is Mickie going to put us through, just to get to you? And even if this Hell in a Cell plan falls flat, how long until she makes another one? She'll get what she wants...

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well...then if you got this all figured out, then why are you coming to me? Shouldn't you be doing everything to protect me? I mean I am as much of a lawsuit as any of those people.

Cena: You know I want to protect you. What seperates you from them is you can end this. You can go into that cell and beat Mickie and get her removed from power. You can save me from being sued, you can save Laura from this situation. Sure the Cell might not be a threat, but Mickie will just keep putting Laura in horrible positions until she gets to you. She wont fire Laura, she can't. I can't. Laura has to agree to be fired... that's the worst thing about all this. She's got this fucking immunity or something. I'll find a way around it but for now... Amy you're the only one who can end this.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Now your just pissing me off Cena, it's you who doesn't understand. Mickie has wormed her way out of stipulations AGAIN, and AGAIN, and AGAIN, and there is never any sense to it. So why the hell should I be worried about this. I could replace Laura, I could face Mickie, and I could beat her. But WHAT IS THE USE IF SHE JUST SHRUGS HER SHOULDERS AGAIN, AND CONTINUES ON LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED? Huh genius? What if she wins, which is a possibility since I always get screwed out of my match. WHAT THEN? It's her game now, the only way to win is not to play.

Cena: What happened to you Amy? You used to stand up and fight for things, but now when we need you most, you just want to run and hide. When you beat Mickie, she'll lose all her power. There will be no escaping it this time. She wont even care. All she wants is one more shot at things. And if you lose well.... what then? You do what you have to do... and we get Mickie off our backs that way. At least then we wont have her kicking singers in the head on national TV, and booking 6 year olds in Hell in a Cell matches.

.::Amy Dumas::.-So I'm suppose to sacrifice myself for someone that probably will be doing worse to me when this is all said, and done, no thanks. I want to make something clear, I stood up to things that weren't right, now this is just MINDLESS BULLSHIT. Don't you dare say that I have changed at all, I fought for your daughter, and it turns out that she wasn't in any peral to begin with. So tell me Cena, is it that I have changed, or is it that you have changed. When we fought, my power meant nothing to you, now your afraid of a stupid GM, and me...the girl who said was stupid, powerless, who should be in a dress, looking pretty is your only hope? Get real.

Cena: The truth is I don't know how much of this Mickie is making up, and how much is real. I have no idea what Laura's contract means, and I have no idea if Mickie is a threat. But I can't afford to take the risk. She might be as powerless as you were. She might not be. But even if she has no official power... I still fear what she'll do to the divas. Because she is INSANE. If I can get her removed as GM, believe me that'd be a huge weight off my mind. And yours, I should think. No more weird gimmicky boob matches. No more sneak attacks from Nat. No more Mickie in authority. It'd just be me calling the shots again. And I'd protect you. The way I'm asking you to protect Laura here.

.::Amy Dumas::.-I can't protect anything that's not there to protect. Cena we have done this too many times, I know the end result just as much as I know what's going to happen to me in that Hell in a Cell. Something is going to happen so I'm up shit's creek without a paddle. Why should I help a man who I know will just do that to me?

Cena: Look Amy... yes, maybe I was helping Mickie before. But I'm not now. If you step into that cell with her it'll be you I'm rooting for. I don't want Mickie to continue as GM. And believe it or not... I don't want you to have to sleep with her. If it came down to it... I would try and help you beat her.

.::Amy Dumas::.-So I'm suppose to believe that a man who has sent me to Iraq, embarrassed me in front of my family, and friends, sexually harrassed me time, after time, after time, turning my friends at one time or another against me. A man who won't even go out to tell Maria the truth so she can get her off my back. I'm suppose to believe that I can count on that same man to protect me, to count on you that I'm not going to be some lesbian's play thing. Let me make this clear Cena, I never did anything over the past few weeks for you, I did it because I love my daughter, and my daughter loves your daughter, she is her best friend. And despite what others think, even though when I was acting like your wife, I actually do like Laura, even though she never put the "Mom" stamp on me.

Cena: The way I see it... you have 2 choices here. You can either run from this fight, and keep getting put in retarded matches, and being attacked by Maria, Mickie, Natasha and everyone else. Or..... you can get to the root of the problem, take out Mickie, and save all the girls in the back from her. It's up to you.

(Amy smiles.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-So now that you see that you know that you can't be trusted, you try to put me in the position to be diva savior. Last time that happened, I almost lost my job, and you might think me selfish, but the only girls I'm worried about right now is my own. As for whatever is attacking me, it's just very annoying, and if she gets in front of me once. She'll really find out what it's like to fly.

Cena: I'm sure I don't know what you mean.... but Natasha being back is no joke. She's dangerous Amy. And she seems to have it in for you. But again it's a problem I'm sure we could neutralise by taking out Mickie.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh yeah, next thing your going to tell me that you saw Wes Ikeda in a world's suc...you know what I mean. Cena here is the thing, you are so sure that you are on the side of right. But all I see is a man who can't take care of a moused faced bitch, and he wants me to take my eyes off of dealing with what I should be. Mickie might be the ring leader, but what I care about is not losing a friend. Once I've dealt with that, I'll deal with Mickie James, I'm not going to get roped into this where I find myself having sex with her, and then nothing is resolved.

Cena: You do what you think is best Amy... but I assure you, Mickie will stop at nothing to get this match with you. If not this month... then some other time. And people will suffer until it happens.

.::Amy Dumas::.-You know, I've given all the reasons why I shouldn't trust you. Even if you throw away our past this all started because you were working with her. Maybe you did get in over your head, but you don't think I see what's going on here? Win or lose, things are awesome for you, win or lose things probably suck for me. Because even if I'm not sleeping with Mickie, then it's gonna be someone else that gets on my nerves. So Cena give me one reason.

Cena: One reason to trust me? How about because you have a daughter with me? Is that not a good enough reason?

.::Amy Dumas::.-You son of a bitch...don't bring Claire into this. You don't own me, and just like me not playing Mickie's game, I'm not going to play your game. Get the hell out of here.

Cena: Fine. I should probably let you get ready for your match anyway.... but you'll see i'm right soon enough Amy. I just hope you realise it before it's too late.

(He turns to leave.

(A scene opens backstage. Maria Kanellis can be seen entering the office of Divas General Manager Mickie James. She looks annoyed and bangs her hand down on the desk.)

Maria: I thought you were going to take care of Amy.

Mickie: Nice to see you too.

Maria: Shut it Mickie! The plan was we'd beat Amy, you'd sleep with her, and she'd stay away from Cena for good. Instead you sacrifice yourself to get rid of Jackie.... and then leave me to lose. And instead of doing something about it, you kick a pop star in the head, and put Amy in a match where Cena gets to see her stripped down. What is wrong with you!

Mickie: There's plenty wrong with me.

Maria: Are you going to help me.... or not.

Mickie: You know.... I've been thinking. What is it about Amy that Cena likes so much?

Maria: Her hot ass?

Mickie: No. It can't be that. I mean.... he gave up Velvet Sky for God sake. And your ass is out of this world too hun. No.... no.... I think the answers been right under our nose... it's those 2 air bags he likes to chop for fun.

Maria: Are you saying I should get a boob job?

Mickie: That's one idea.... yes.... possibly. But how about this. I put you in a match tonight with Amy. If you lose... you get breast implants, and become the same size as Amy. If you win though.... Amy gets hers removed. Either way... you're increasing your chances of staying with Cena.

Maria: But I... I like my... erm.... you're right. Lets do this.

Mickie: Just one thing. The rules of the match. To win... you're going to have to remove your opponents top, and then chop her boobs until she submits. I think this gives you the advantage....

Maria: I like it.... I like it a lot.

Mickie: And I'll like watching it....

(Maria leaves the room as we fade out.)

(“If You Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks down to the ring with the IC championship.)

JR-The Rock last week was able to gain gold once again.

King-Yeah, but now people are already gunning for him.

Kris Gaffney-Demon and Kane certainly have their eyes on him.

(“All the things she said” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marc Mead is a former champion, so at any time he can be one of the bests.

King-Just a matter of finding it sometimes.

Kris Gaffney-That’s easier said than done.

King-You’d know.

[The Rock and Marc Mead pace around the ring, and the Rock and Marc Mead lock up, and then he twists Marc Mead arm, and then puts it into an arm bar. The Rock hits a elbow on the point of the elbow, and Marc Mead falls down to his knee’s being that the Rock has the leverage now. He puts the arm bar on with fully pressure, and Marc Mead looks for a way out of the hold, he gets up to his feet, and he looks for a way out of the hold, and Marc Mead backs up the Rock to the ropes, and he tries to whip him to the ropes by backing him off, and whipping him out of the hold. Which he is successful in doing so, the Rock bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and the Rock knocks down Marc Mead with a hard shoulder tackle. Marc Mead goes down on the mat, and gets up to his feet. The Rock hits a fist that knocks down Marc Mead, Marc Mead gets up to his feet. The Rock hits a running clothesline, he waits as Marc Mead gets up much slower now. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Marc Mead, and Marc Mead stumbles backwards to the ropes. The Rock tries to whip Marc Mead off of the ropes, Marc Mead reverses the whip, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Marc Mead goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by the Rock, and the Rock bounces off of the other side of the ring. Marc Mead turns around to see the Rock in the air, and the Rock catches Marc Mead with a flying clothesline. The Rock gets up to his feet, and he yells at Marc Mead to get up to his feet, and the Marc Mead rakes the eyes of the Rock. Marc Mead runs to the ropes, and he leaps off of the middle rope, and he goes for the Mead Kick V.2. But the Rock ducks under, Marc Mead runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Marc Mead flying, and crashing down on the mat. Marc Mead is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, and stumbling into the corner. Marc Mead gets hit with a few fists to the face, and then Marc Mead is in the corner of the ring. The Rock hits a few fists, he stops, the Rock spits on his fist, and for once, Marc Mead actually fly’s out of the ring on to the apron after the spit punch. The Rock backs up, and he sling shots Marc Mead into the ring, Marc Mead crashes into the mat. Marc Mead is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Marc Mead turns around, and the Rock hits a kick to the gut, and the Rock hits a DDT that sends Marc Mead on the mat. The Rock pushes Marc Mead on to his back, and the ref counts the 1………………2…………..KICK OUT by Marc Mead!]

JR-The Rock almost got the three count.

King-It might be a matter of time.

[The Rock waits as Marc Mead stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock hits a few fists to the face, and the Rock whips Marc Mead to the ropes, Marc Mead would bounce off the ropes, but he hooks on the ropes. The Rock charges at Marc Mead, and Marc Mead counters with a hot shot that sends the Rock falling on the top rope. He stumbles into the middle of the ring. Marc Mead hits a shoulder block into the back of the leg. Marc Mead although beat up, knows that he has to hit another move so that he can get enough rest, so he hits a Mead Kick V.1. The Rock and Marc Mead are down on the mat. Marc Mead crawls into the corner, and he gets up in the corner, and the Rock see’s him and for some reason he decides to do something totally out of his play book, and he charges at Marc Mead. Marc Mead counters this by moving out of the way as the Rock goes for a big splash. The Rock hits his head, and The Rock stumbles out of the corner. He turns around, and once he does Marc Mead kicks at the Rock. The Rock catches Marc Mead’s leg, and Marc Mead connects with an ezuguri that stumbles the Rock backwards, and the Rock is dazed on the ropes. Marc Mead gets up to his feet, and he hits few fists to the face of the Rock, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by the Rock. Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock goes for a clothesline by the Rock. But Marc Mead ducks under, the Rock turns around. Marc Mead hits a kick to the gut, and he hooks the Rock, and he drives him down with a DDT that plants the Rock into the mat. Marc Mead pushes the Rock on his back, the ref counts the 1…………..2……….KICK OUT!]

JR-Almost three.

King-That would be huge if Marc was able to win there.

[Marc Mead waits as the Rock is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Marc Mead runs to the ropes, and he leaps off of the second rope, and he goes for the Mead Kick V.2, but the Rock catches him, and drives him down for the Rock Bottom! The Rock hooks the leg of Marc Mead, and the ref counts the 1………..2………3!]

JR-Out of no where, the Rock wins this match.

King-Guess that’s why he is the IC champion.

("With Legs Like That" blasts out over the PA system as Maria Kanellis makes her way our onto the ramp.)

JR: Well this match sure does have a unique set of rules....

King: And a unique stipulation.

Kris: A hell of a lot riding on this for these 2 women.

("LovePassionFuryEnergy" plays as Amy Dumas walks out onto the ramp.)

JR: Amy can't be happy about the situations Mickie James keeps putting her in.

King: You have to wonder how much Amy will take before she just gives up.

Kris: A lot more than this, I imagine.

(The bell sounds and the 2 divas circle the ring. Maria charges at Amy and begins to hammer away at her visciously. She seems really angry at her former friend. Maria quickly has Amy against the ropes and then she clotheslines her over the top. Amy lands on the ring apron and Maria charges at her but Amy counters by headbutting Maria through the ropes. Maria stumbles and Amy climbs into the ring and then takes Maria down with a clothesline. Maria hits the mat and Amy then picks her up and hits some hard shots. She kicks Maria in the gut and hits a suplex. Maria quickly springs to her feet and charges at Amy, hammering away again and knocking Amy to the mat while hitting hard shots to the head. She continues to do this for a while until Amy blocks one of the shots and tries to battle back to her feet. As Amy gets up, Maria kicks her in the gut, and hits a DDT. With Amy down, Maria rips at her top, pulling it off and leaving Amy in her red bra. She celebrates this for a minute while Amy gets to her feet. Maria grabs Amy and whips her into the corner. She then goes over and measures Amy, before nailing a hard knife edge chop to Amy's breasts. She goes for a 2nd but Amy grabs her hand and blocks it. Amy clotheslines Maria to the mat. She then picks her back up and hits a suplex. With Maria down, Amy uses the time to remove Maria's top too, leaving her in a white bra.)

JR: Maria seemed to be getting the upper hand but that could all change now.

King: Best.... stipulation.... ever.

Kris: The question is... next time we see these boobs are they going to be one pair bigger, or one pair smaller?

(Amy now has the momentum and she picks Maria up again. She picks Maria up and positions her for The Reverse of Fates, but Maria sees it coming, and pushes her off. As Amy stumbles Maria grabs her and hurls her hard into the ringpost, through the turnbuckle. Amy is clearly hurting from that and as she stumbles around Maria dropkicks her into a sitting position in the corner. Maria then taunts before charging and going for a Bronco Buster but Amy sees it coming and moves out the way. As Maria crashes to the mat Amy takes the opportunity to spin her around and then back her into the corner. Now it's Amy's turn to measure Maria and hit a knife edge chop to her breasts. Amy measures and hits a 2nd, and then a 3rd, and Maria looks in pain. She blocks Amy's attempt at a 4th. She then rakes Amy's eyes and as Amy stumbles, Maria positions her for the Beautiful Bulldog. Amy counters this by pushing Maria away and then as Maria turns, she plants her down with the Whiplash DDT! Maria is clearly hurting and Amy picks her up again. She seems to be telling Maria to just give it up, rather than make her do this again, but Maria refuses. Amy tries to throw Maria into the corner but Maria counters it and sends Amy hard into the turnbuckle. Maria then rushes over to hit a knife edge chop and Amy is seemingly in real pain. Maria hits a 2nd, and then goes for a 3rd but Amy blocks it, and hits a few hard shots to Maria before hurling her into the corner too. Amy is seemingly a little angry now at her former friend doing this to her and begins to hammer away with a few chops to Maria but suddenly she stops because Natasha Jones has made her way out and onto the apron. Amy tries to hit a right hand on her but she is pulled back by Maria who then attaches handcuffs to Amy. Amy looks shocked and Maria cuffs her to the turnbuckle. With Amy now completely and utterly defenseless, Maria and Natasha go over and begin to alternate, hitting one chop each to Amy who is clearly in pain but doesn't want to give up. They do this for a while and despite the agony, Amy still doesn't quit. Suddenly Natasha steps out onto the apron and goes behind Amy. Maria keeps hammering away and Natasha is seemingly threatening to remove Amy's bra while Maria does this. Before she does though, Amy signals she gives up, and the ref calls for the bell.)

JR: Not sure if it was the threat of being exposed, or the extra pain it would cause, but either way, Amy had no choice here.

King: It's a shame Natasha didn't do it... this is our last chance to see them!

Kris: I still want to know why she isn't dead....

(Maria and Amy just slide out of the ring and leave, leaving Amy locked to the ring post, with Maria placing the key just in front of her to mock her. Amy is still completely helpless when suddenly "Dirty Little Girl" plays and Mickie James comes down the ramp, but for once she's not skipping. Instead she looks angry and psychotic. She slides into the ring and just stares at Amy. Amy is trying to break free but is helpless. Mickie approaches Amy and grabs hold of her skirt, before removing it, with Amy kicking out at her but having little effect. Mickie just smirks and then kneels in front of Amy. Amy kicks her a few times but Mickie takes them, and then reaches up, and applies the vaginal claw to Amy! Amy shrieks and begins to furiously try and kick Mickie away but the panic makes her kicks more inaccurate, and even though some hit Mickie just keeps her grip. Mickie then looks to work her way inside Amy's thong, but before she gets that chance, John Cena slides into the ring, and Mickie releases Amy and slides out. Cena is again yelling at Mickie as she backs up the ramp smirking. She begins licking her fingers suggestively towards Cena. Cena takes the keys Maria left and releases Amy, and Mickie is still laughing at them both as Shockwave goes to commercial.)

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week Kane sent a message to X-Tazte.

King-Was the message “I’m not another Tazte”?

Kris Gaffney-I’d be more interested to find out who IS a Tazte.

JR-Eeeerr…I think we did that one time, it wasn’t pretty.

(“” blasts on the PA system as X-Tazte walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-X-Tazte has a chance to bounce back from last week.

King-Yeah, or Kane has a chance to really show up X-Tazte.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, but no matter what happens, I can’t see this feud ever ending, they just have a natural hate.

[Kane comes on the apron trying to get into the ring, and X-Tazte meets him on the apron, and then he hits a few fists to the face, and once he seemly has an advantage. Kane is able to block one of the fist, and he hits a head butt that knocks down X-Tazte. X-Tazte is down on the mat, Kane shakes off the punches, but before he can get into the ring. X-Tazte rolls out of the ring, and he takes out of the legs of Kane, and this sends Kane face first into the apron. He falls on the arena floor. X-Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed Kane, Kane gets up to his feet, and Kane pushes X-Tazte. X-Tazte stumbles backwards, and X-Tazte almost goes into the steps, but it’s blocked by X-Tazte being that his momentum wasn’t going too strong that was impossible to stop. X-Tazte turns around, and Kane is charging at X-Tazte, X-Tazte counters with a drop toe hold that sends Kane face first into the ring steps. Kane smashes his face, and stays on the steps. X-Tazte climbs up on the steps, and he hits a stomp on the head of Kane on the steps. Kane rolls off in pain, and X-Tazte waits as Kane rolls around on the ground before getting up his feet. X-Tazte still on the top of the steps leaps off of the top of the steps, and he hits a lou thez press. X-Tazte fire away fists to the face, and Kane pushes X-Tazte off of the fists, and Kane sits up. He gets up not looking happy, and Kane hits X-Tazte with a big boot to the face that knocks him down on the mat, and he goes down on the mat. He is in pain, and Kane grabs X-Tazte, and throws him into the ring. X-Tazte is in the ring, Kane gets up on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope, but X-Tazte is able get up to his feet, and he charges at the corner, and he runs up the corner, and X-Tazte hits a arm drag off of the top rope that sends X-Tazte, and Kane crashing down on the mat. Obviously Kane is the more hurt of the two, and X-Tazte is able to roll into the corner, and he gets up in the corner. Once he gets up in the corner, Kane sits up, and once again looks angry. He gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he see’s X-Tazte in the corner, and he charges at X-Tazte in the corner, and X-Tazte gets his boot up, Kane stumbles around, X-Tazte pulls himself up to the second rope, and he waits for Kane to stumble. He goes right towards X-Tazte, X-Tazte is able to hook Kane, and executes a tornado DDT that sends Kane right into the mat. Kane falls away from X-Tazte, but X-Tazte goes as quickly as he can, and he has to push Kane on his back, and the ref counts the 1……………..2…………..KICK OUT by Kane. X-Tazte grabs his head as he thought he could get the title.]

JR-X-Tazte could taste it there.

King-Well, he’s going to have to keep focused.

[Kane sits up, and X-Tazte measures up as Kane is still a bit stumbled on his feet. Kane gets up to his feet, and he falls on to the ropes, X-Tazte charges at Kane, and he hits a clothesline over the top rope that sends him, and Kane over the top rope. But X-Tazte holds on to the top rope, and he pulls himself up into the ring thus he skinned the cat. As fancy as this is, Kane is able to grab a chair with his back to X-Tazte so he doesn’t see it. X-Tazte measures on Kane, and he rusn to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He leaps through the ropes, and Kane turns around, and he hits a chair shot to the face as X-Tazte comes through the ropes. X-Tazte is in pain as he falls on the mat. Kane falls to a knee, and tries to recover after taking so much punishment before hand. Kane gets up to his feet, and he grabs X-Tazte, and he throws him into the ring. Kane rolls into the ring, and he measures up as X-Tazte is getting up in the corner, he closes the gap between them, and he hits a few stomps into the gut of X-Tazte which puts down X-Tazte. He puts his boot on the throat of X-Tazte. The ref argues with Kane, but really can’t do anything with this as this is a hardcore match. Finally X-Tazte lets go, and follows this up with an upper cut. Kane brings out X-Tazte, and he whips X-Tazte to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Kane lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends X-Tazte flying through the air, and he crashes on the mat. X-Tazte is slow to get up to his feet, and he gets knocked down with a upper cut. X-Tazte falls into the corner, and once he’s in the corner. X-Tazte gets hit with a few fists to the face by Kane, and Kane sets him up out of the corner, and he hits a hip toss out of the corner. X-Tazte crashes to the mat, and this time stays on the mat, Kane picks him up, and he puts him over his shoulder as he goes into the corner, and he runs out of the corner, and he hits a running power slam on X-Tazte. Kane goes into the cover on X-Tazte. The ref counts the 1……………..2………….KICK OUT by X-Tazte! Kane doesn’t argue, instead he just wants to bring more pain as he goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. This time as X-Tazte is too stunned to do anything, so he turns around, and Kane leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying clothesline that knocks down X-Tazte. Kane gets up to his feet feeling that the match is in hand, he holds up his hand calling for the choke slam as he yells for X-Tazte to get up to his feet.]

JR-X-Tazte is in trouble here.

King-Guess he has to deal with JUST ANOTHER CHOKE SLAM!

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think this is what he was thinking when he claimed everyone is JUST ANOTHER TAZTE!

[X-Tazte stumbles up to his feet, and he turns towards Kane who grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up for a choke slam. But X-Tazte is able to get out, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Kane hits a boot to the face that knocks down X-Tazte. Kane rolls out of the ring, and he pulls out a table, he steps up the table, and he climbs up on the apron. X-Tazte hits a few fsits to the face, and he backs up, and he goes for another one. Kane blocks it, and he hits a head butt that knocks X-Tazte backwards. Kane gets into the ring, and he grabs X-Tazte around the throat, he lifts him up, and he drives him down with a choke slam! X-Tazte is done, but Kane still looks angry, he grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up on his feet. Kane goes for a choke slam, but X-Tazte rolls up Kane out no where for the 1……….2………3!]

JR-X-Tazte out of no where wins!

King-But I don’t think Kane’s done here.

(X-Tazte gets up dazed, and stumbles right into the waiting Kane who grabs X-Tazte around the throat, and he his a choke slam. Kane grabs X-Tazte from the mat, he lifts him up over his head, and goes to the ropes, and he throws X-Tazte from the ring. He crashes through the table on the outside of the ring. X-Tazte is in the wreckage as Kane stares down, and Shockwave goes off the air.)