EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(It end as the lights are turned off in the arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as the fireworks end. The fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “Hogan says, no hip, no Rad”, “*Goldblum whisper* Checkmate”, and “So..many…titles.”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler.

King-And we do have quite a show for you tonight, headlined by the world champion Ricky Ramon facing off against Kane.

Kris Gaffney-Although no titles are the line, it’s possible in the future this could be the setting for something in the future depending on the result.

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, “Close your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian follows him to the ring.)

JR-Kevin Bourne came extremely close to becoming world champion.

King-He knows, trust me he knows.

Kris Gaffney-Or does he?

(“I Came to Play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring along with Carnage following behind.)

King-Kevin Nash hates this song. Kris Gaffney-He isn’t here to play!

JR-Well regardless of that, Miz is the #1 contender to the TV championship.

[Christian and the Miz start out, the two pace around the ring, and the lock up. Christian goes behind him, and then puts him in waist lock. Christian holds the hold, but it’s countered by the Miz hitting a snapmare that sends Christian flying, Christian gets up to his feet, and the Miz hits a running clothesline that knocks down Christian. Christian gets up to his feet, and the MIz hits a fist to the face that knocks down Christian. Christian gets up stunned, and the Miz hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Christian. The Miz runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, he hits a running lift, and goes for his knee lift/neckbreaker combo, but Christian is able to push off the Miz, and the Miz bounces off of the ropes, but he hooks on to the ropes. Christian charges at the Miz. Christian gets thrown over the top rope, but Christian is able land on his feet. The MIz turns around, and Christian hits a fist to the face, and Christian goes to the corner, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for the Miz to get where he wants. Christian leaps off, and the Miz hits a fist to the gut, this makes Christian fall to his knee’s, the Miz sets up, and he hits his whiplash DDT from the knee’s. Carnage wants to come into the ring, the Miz tags in Carnage, Carnage comes into the ring, and Carnage grabs Christian, and then he sets him up in a Russian leg sweep position, and the Miz runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes with a flying shoulder block that connects on Christian. The Miz goes out of the ring, and Carnage goes into the cover on Christian, and the ref counts the 1…….2….Kevin Bourne breaks up the cover. Carnage grabs Christian by his hair, and he throws him hard into the corner, and Carnage hits a few fists to the face of Christian. Carnage picks up Christian, and puts him on the top rope sitting, and Carnage sets up Christian, and he holds him up for what seems to be a fisherman suplex. He holds him up there for a few moments as he steps backwards, and then drops Christian for a fisherman buster.]

JR-Christian hasn’t had good luck yet.

King-Guess Carnage doesn’t go by any codes.

Kris Gaffney-Matter of fact, he doesn’t respect your code…if you might have one.

[Christian is down, and seemly Carnage isn’t ready to go for the cover just yet as he hits a fist to Kevin Bourne that knocks him off of the apron. Carnage stalks Christian, Christian is slow to get up to his feet. He turns around, and Carnage grabs Christian around the throat, he lifts him up, but Christian is able to duck out of the back of Carnage. Christian hooks Carnage, and drops him for a diving DDT that plants Carnage on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Christian looks up seeing that he’s near his corner, he makes the tag to Kevin Bourne. Carnage is up to his feet, and he charges at Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne counters this with a shoulder into the gut. Carnage stumbles backwards. Kevin Bourne gets into the ring, and he takes out the leg of Carnage with a chop block. Carnage goes down on the mat in pain, and Kevin Bourne grabs Carnage’s legs, and he hits a few elbows into the leg. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and the crowd pops as Kevin Bourne backs up as Carnage stumbles up to his feet, and he falls into the corner. Kevin Bourne closes the gap between him, and Carnage. Kevin Bourne hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Carnage. Kevin Bourne puts the leg of Carnage on the middle rope, and then hits a few kicks to it. Finally the ref makes him back away. Kevin Bourne holds up his hands, and he waits as Carnage stays on in that position as he pulls his leg off of the second rope. Kevin Bourne charges, and he hits a big splash on Carnage. Carnage stumbles out of the corner. Kevin Bourne pulls himself up to the second rope behind Carnage. Leaps off of the second rope, and hits a second rope bulldog that connects on Carnage. Kevin Bourne goes into the cover for the 1………..2……KICK OUT by Carnage.]

JR-Kevin Bourne almost got the three count there.

Kris Gaffney-Well it might only be a matter of time.

[Kevin Bourne calls for the Checkmate, but Christian blindside tags him. Kevin Bourne doesn’t look too happy at his tag team partner who is questioning his motives. Suddenly behind them Carnage makes the tag to the Miz, the Miz comes into the ring, and pushes Christian into Kevin Bourne they hit into each other, and Bourne falls out of the ring. Christian falls backwards, and the Miz school boys Christian for the 1………2…….3!]

JR-The Miz used that miscommunication to win this match.

King-Christian only needs one more do over for that one.

(Kevin Bourne grabs the TV champion as the Miz is making the title signal around his waist. Kevin Bourne comes into the ring with the belt, and he stares down Miz. He holds up the belt. Suddenly Kevin Bourne gets turned around, and Christian goes for a chair shot, but Bourne ducks it, and Christian hits the Miz instead. Christian goes back for a chair shot on Kevin Bourne, but Bourne was able to get away as Christian looks angry as Shockwave goes to commercial, and we come back.)

(“LovePassionFuryEnergy” blasts on the PA system as a less than pleased Amy Dumas runs on the stage, and continues down to the ring.)

JR-This is a match that Amy seems to be somewhat confused about.

King-I don’t know she has any direct contact with Maria yet, but sure she won’t be too surprised when she does.

Kris Gaffney-She’s gone through this millions of time.

(“With Legs Like that” blasts on the PA system as Maria walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Maria is a good person at heart.

King-Seems things always go to hell when Cena’s involved.

[Amy Dumas and Maria face off in the middle of the ring, Amy a little more calm than Maria, who hits a slap on Amy. Amy takes it in for a few moments, and turns back as another one is coming towards her, Amy grabs Maria’s arm, and hits an arm drag release. Maria gets up to her feet, and Amy Dumas charges at Maria, and she hits a running clothesline that sends Maria down on the mat, and Maria gets up to her feet, and Amy Dumas closes the gap between her and Maria. Amy Dumas hits a few stomps into the gut on Maria, and Amy Dumas whips Maria off of the ropes hard. Maria shoots off of the turnbuckle as she stumbles off of the turnbuckle. She stumbles towards Amy Dumas, and Amy Dumas picks up Maria, and she hits a back breaker. Maria is down on the mat, and Amy Dumas looks a bit regretful for doing this, but has to continue, she hits a few stomps on the downed Maria. The ref says to give Maria some space, and Amy Dumas does this, and she waits for Maria to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet Amy Dumas hits a few fists to the face of Maria. Maria reels back into the ropes. Amy Dumas tries to whip Maria to the ropes, but Maria is able to reverse the whip. Amy Dumas bounces off of the ropes, she comes off of the ropes, and she hits a hurricanarana that sends Maria flying away from Amy Dumas. Amy Dumas waits for Maria to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Amy Dumas hits a kick to the gut, and she goes for the whiplash DDT. But Maria spins out of it, and she goes for a fist, but Amy Dumas ducks it, and she sets up Maria, and Amy Dumas hits a Russian leg sweep. Amy Dumas gets up to her feet as she see’s Maria is slowly heading towards the corner, and Maria climbs up to her feet in the corner. Amy charges, and she hits a running clothesline in the corner, and Amy Dumas backs out of the corner as Maria stumbles out of the corner. Amy Dumas kicks her in the gut, and she hits a snap suplex. This sends Maria down on the mat. Amy Dumas calls for the reverse of fates.]

JR-Amy is showing why she is a legend.

King-Guess she doesn’t agree with the fact Maria has this many shiney belts makes her as much.

Kris Gaffney-Seems so.

[Amy Dumas waits as Maria turns around, and she kicks Maria in the gut, this doubles her over, and then she hits a reverse of fates on Maria. Amy Dumas points up to the sky, and she climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle, and she leaps off of the top rope for the Lita Sault, but Maria gets her knee’s up which drives the air from Amy Dumas. Amy is rolling around in pain. Maria and Amy get about the same time, and Maria grabs Amy and she throws her hard into the irng post, and Amy is in pain. Maria and Amy are hurt as Amy pulls herself out of the corner, and she climbs out of the corner. Maria hits a few forearm shots to the face of Amy, and she yells at her, and Maria hip tosses her out of the corner, and she crashes into the corner. Maria doesn’t wait, as Maria hits a few mounted fists to the face, and finally the ref makes her stop. Maria backs up, and Amy is trying to get up to her feet, and Maria hits a drop kick that knocks down Amy Dumas. Amy Dumas is down on the mat, and Maria goes back in to go back on the attack. Amy Dumas is pulled up by Maria. Maria whips Amy, she bounces off of the ropes, she comes off of the ropes and Maria hits a back elbow that knocks down Amy. Maria waits as Amy Dumas is slow to get up to her feet, and Maria sets up Amy in a belly to back suplex, and hits it, but keeps her stacked as she has her in a pin now for the 1………………2……………KICK OUT. Maria hits a few fists to the face.]

JR-Maria has lost it.

King-Has she ever had it?

JR-Good point, but not quite like this.

Kris Gaffney-Guess John Cena brings the best out of women.

[Amy is sick of this, and decides to fight back rolling Maria trying to calm her down as she’s fighting up. Maria rolls to Amy on the bottom, but Amy uses the momentum to make sure that they keep on rolling right out to the outside of the ring. The ref yells at the two to stop it, finally he throws out the match. Amy has thrown a few fists, now Maria rakes the eyes of Amy, she’s blinded. Maria stumbles away, Amy looks a bit hurt more emotionally than physically. She tries to spin Maria around, but Maria hits a brutal chair shot. Amy down hurting badly, Maria looks down as the crowd boo’s.]

JR-What’s gotten into Maria.

Kris Gaffney-Once again..one of the mystery’s of the universe.

(“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Scott Tazte has not been a fan of Dan Godwin.

King-But then again, who is.

Kris Gaffney-I am *jumps up with his grand slam shirt*

King-You just did that to rip me off.

Kris Gaffney-….maybe… (“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I’m sure Rad would love to get on the right track here.

King-All it takes is one win.

Kris Gaffney-Wish it was easy

[Scott Tazte and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, and then they lock up. Scott Tazte puts on a side head lock on Rad Hazard, and he hits a head lock take down, and he puts on the pressure on Rad Hazard. Rad looks for a way out of the hold, and he gets up to his feet, and once he is up to his feet. He tries to get on the side of Scott Tazte, which he is successful in doing, and he goes for pick up a belly to back suplex, but Scott Tazte is able to roll out of the back of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard turns around, and Scott Tazte hits a inverted atomic drop that makes Rad Hazard, and Rad Hazard stumbles backwards. Rad Hazard is in pain. Rad Hazard hits a knife edge chop to the chest that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard goes down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to up to his feet. Rad Hazard hits a few forearm shots to the face, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face of Rad. He whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Scott Tazte lowers his head, and Rad Hazard hits a kick to the head, and Rad Hazard waits as Scott Tazte stumbles around in pain. Rad Hazard goes for a clothesline, but Scott Tazte ducks the move, and he hits a reverse neck breaker on Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is on the mat, and Scott Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard stays down, the ref makes Scott Tazte back up, and once Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, he takes a wild swing at the head of Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte ducks under, and Scott Tazte is behind on Rad Hazard. Scott Tazte hits a drop kick that sends Rad Hazard falling into the second rope, Scott Tazte to make sure that Rad Hazard doesn’t move starts to choke him. The ref counts to 4, and Scott Tazte is able to willingly move away so he doesn’t get DQed. Scott Tazte takes a few moments to taunt the crowd. He runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, he slides out of the ring, and he hits a shot to the face of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard falls out of the ropes. Rad Hazard is down in pain, and Scott Tazte climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope, Rad Hazard is up to his feet, and once he is up to his feet. Rad Hazard turns towards Scott Tazte who hits a missile drop kick that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is down on the mat, and Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and he does the pose before the Kountdown. Most likely causing all his enemies all over the world to cower in fear. Anyways Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte kicks Rad Hazard into the gut, this doubles over Rad, and Scott Tazte drives Rad into the mat with a the Kountdown.

JR-Tazte just hit the Kountdown.

King-How many people you think fainted at the awesome of the pose before the Kountdown.

Kris Gaffney-Too many to count.

[Rad Hazard is down on the mat, and Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2……..KICK OUT by Rad Hazard. Scott Tazte looks a little shocked that didn’t finish off Rad, anyways Rad Hazard is pulled up by Scott Tazte and set up for a Remedy DDT, but Rad Hazard is able to counter with a northern lights suplex that sends him flying on the mat. Rad Hazard is down on the mat, and both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet, Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard hits a running clothesline that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte goes dwon on the mat, and gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Rad Hazard meets him with a few fists to the face, and this stumbles back Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte backs up, and he tries to whip Scott Tazte, and successful in doing so, and he bounces off of the ropes Rad Hazard lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends him flying, and crashing down on the mat. Slowly Scott Tazte gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet Rad Hazard picks up Scott Tazte, and he hits a back breaker. Rad Hazard falls on his knee’s as he see’s Scott Tazte is in pain. Rad Hazard watches as Scott Tazte rolls into the corner, Rad Hazard lets him get up to his feet as he has been taken quite a few moves before this, so it’s probably a good thing that he got this rest. Anyways Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard goes over to him, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Scott Tazte. Rad crashes into the corner, and Tazte charges at Rad. But it’s countered with a boot to the face. Rad pulls himself up, and Rad hooks Tazte, and hits a tornado DDT.]

King-Think Tazte thinks it’s hip to be Rad now?

Kris Gaffney-No…he still rather not.

[Rad Hazard pulls up Scott Tazte, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face, and he tries to whip to the ropes, which he does. He bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard lowers his head, and goes for a back body drop. But Scott Tazte holds on to his head. Tazte tries to shift his weight….trying…succeeds landing on his feet right in perfect position as Tazte drives down Rad for the Remedy DDT! Scott Tazte goes into the cover on Rad Hazard. The ref counts the 1………….2……….3!]

JR-Tazte wins.

(Scott Tazte steps out of the ring, and goes up the ramp. But from under the ring CM Punk sneaks up on Scott Tazte, and he hits a low blow on Tazte, Punk grabs a chair, and he hits the chair shot on Tazte.)

King-I guess he wasn’t going to let Tazte to get away without a chair shot.

Kris Gaffney-Well...if at first you don't succeed...try, try again?

King-Sounds like your wrestling career in a nutshell.

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kane is going to be a hard fight for anyone.

King-But Ricky has been unstoppable.

(“New Divide” blasts on the PA system as Ricky Ramon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Ricky Ramon is coming off a successful Pay Per View.

King-But now he has a new challenge here, and it’s not going to be easy.

Kris Gaffney-Guess being champion can’t be easy.

King-Never is.

[Kane and Ricky Ramon faces off, and the two pace around the ring. Kane throws a fist to the face of Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon ducks, and Ricky Ramon hits a few fists to the face that stumbles Kane, but it’s doesn’t totally effect him all the way. Kane blocks one of the fist, and then Kane hits a head butt that knocks down Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon goes down, and he gets up in the ropes, and Kane measures up Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon taunts Kane, and Kane charges, but Ricky Ramon uses the momentum by hitting a hot shot that sends Kane flying into the top rope, Kane bounces off stunned, and then Ricky Ramon grabs Kane’s hand, and pulls him, and he hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Kane. Kane is down on the mat, and the World Heavyweight Champion Ricky Ramon hits a few stomps on the Extreme Champion. The ref pushes Ricky Ramon backwards, and then once he does, he then Kane sits up, but Ricky Ramon hits a drop kick that knocks him back down to the mat. Ricky Ramon goes to the ropes, and he climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Ricky Ramon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to hisfeet. He waits for Kane to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he leaps off of the top rope with a cross body block, but Kane is able to catch Ricky Ramon. Kane holds him for a second, and then he puts him on his shoulder, Kane charges into the corner, and Ricky Ramon slides out of the back of Ricky Ramon pushes Kane into the corner, and Kane hits hard into the corner, and he stumbles backwards. Ricky Ramon gets under Kane, and he hits a spinning high slam that sends Kane hard down on the mat. Ricky Ramon waits as Kane is getting up to his feet, and once he does get up to his feet. He picks up Kane, and he goes for a body slam. But Kane with his height advantage is able to block it, and he hits a clubbing blow to the shoulders. Ricky Ramon stumbles backwards, and Kane charges at Ricky Ramon, but Ricky Ramon is able to side step Kane, and he throws Kane over the top rope, and he crashes hard on the mat, and Ricky Ramon goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and he climbs up to the top rope, as Kane gets up to his feet, and Ricky Ramon leaps off of the top rope, and he catches Kane. Ricky Ramon rolls off of the move, and then he grabs Kane by the hair, and then he brings him over the ring post, and Ricky Ramon throws him hard into the ring post. Kane bounces off, he stumbles forward. Ricky Ramon throws him into the ring. Ricky Ramon climbs up to the apron, and he waits for Kane to get up to his feet, an donce he gets up to his feet Ricky Ramon sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he goes for a clothesline that connects on Kane.]

JR-The World champion has the Monster on the ropes.

King-Well he better be ready to kick out.

Kris Gaffney-That’s the hope….

[Ricky Ramon goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………….2………….Kane powers out, and Ricky Ramon goes flying, and Ricky Ramon looks surprised that Kane has still have that power, and Ricky Ramon calls for the end of the match as he waits for Kane to get up to his feet, and once he turns around. Ricky Ramon hits a kick to the gut, and he sets up for the Life Sentence, Kane looks like he’s going to fall right into the move, but Kane just stands up as he has Ricky Ramon on his back, he shakes his head, and he slams down for a spike spinebuster. Kane falls backwards, and on to the ropes. He takes a few moments to rest up. Once Ricky Ramon gets up to his feet, Kane hits a running clothesline that knocks down Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon gets up to his feet, and he hits a few fists to the face, and Ricky falls back to the ropes. Ricky Ramon gets whipped to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and Kane goes for a big boot, but Ricky Ramon is able to duck it, and he continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and then bounces off of the ropes, and Ricky Rmaon goes for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Kane, and Kane drops Ricky Ramon into a rib breaker. Ricky Ramon is in pain, and Kane runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a big leg drop on Ricky Ramon. Kane gets up to his feet holding his hands to his knee’s trying to recover. Ricky Ramon is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he turns around into the waiting hand of Kane who grabs him around the throat, and then he lifts up Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon is able to get lose waits for Kane turn around, and Kane gets kicked in the gut, and Ricky Ramon gets set up for a DDT. But Kane powers out, and throws him off of the move, and he crashes on the mat, and Kane waits as Ricky Ramon gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Kane hits a big boot to the face of Ricky Ramon. Ramon is down on the mat, Kane grabs Ricky, puts him on shoulder, and runs out of the corner, and hits a running power slam on Ricky Ramon. Kane goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………….2……………….KICK OUT by Ricky Ramon!]

JR-Kane is taking it to Ricky Ramon.

King-If Kane can win this match, maybe we’ll see him in the main event of Survival of the Fittest.

[Kane waits for Ricky Ramon to get up to his feet, Kane grabs around Ramon around the throat, but Ricky throws it off, and hits a few fists to the face of Kane, but Kane answers this back by raking his eyes. Ricky Ramon answers by blindly pushing Kane backwards. Kane stumbles back, and hits into the ref which knocks him down, but not out, but causes a blind spot to have Ricky Ramon hit low blow that goes undected. Ricky Ramon hits the Life Sentence on Kane! Ricky Ramon goes into the cover on Kane, the ref counts the 1…………2……3]

JR-Ricky Ramon won this match.

King-Well guess you don’t rake Ricky Ramon’s eyes.

(Ricky Ramon celebrates as Shockwave fades to black.)