(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. It runs through, and ends we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, the lights turn on, and fans wave their signs. Some say “Ikea? FULL NELSON SLAM!”, “Marc for champion GOD”, and “Jessica makes me sad”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, we have quite a show for you tonight. I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-That we do as the world champion will be facing Tony Ikeda.

Kris Gaffney-As well as Rad will try to get his revenge.

King-*grabbing a club* REVENGE!

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton does the slowest walk of death as he steps inside of the ring.)

King-Randy Orton certainly likes to draw it out.

Kris Gaffney-Has nothing to do with him being cocky…he wants to forget the pose fest.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Big Sal walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Big Sal has shown that he can beat anyone at any time.

King-Boring…big man can beat anyone…that’s like someone spit out JR’s BBQ sauce…you know it’s going to happen.

[Big Sal, and Randy Orton lock up. Big Sal pushes Randy Orton back to the corner, before the ref can argue, Big Sal hits a knee lift to the gut of Randy Orton. Big Sal sets up Randy Orton, and hurls him out of the corner, and he crashes on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and Big Sal goes over to where Randy Orton is. Randy Orton throws a fist to the face of Big Sal, But Big Sal is able to counter with a big head butt that knocks down Randy Orton. Randy Orton gets up much more dazed this time, and Big Sal pushes Randy Orton backwards, and he whips Randy Orton to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Big Sal lowers his head, and hits a big back body drop that sends Randy Orton flying through the air, and he crashes down hard on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Randy Orton gets picked up over the head of Big Sal in a military press, and Big Sal holds him up there for a few seconds, before dropping him for a body press slam. Big Sal waits as Randy Orton gets up, and then falls into the corner, and Big Sal runs at Randy Orton. Big Sal goes for a body avalauche, but Randy Orton is able to hit a back elbow that stuns Big Sal. Randy Orton seeing this chance to possibly take control of this match jumps on Big Sal’s back, and Big Sal struggles to find a way out of the hold, even trying to go for the ropes, but Randy Orton is able to use all his weight to make sure that he doesn’t get there. Slowly Big Sal is fading away, and the ref checks his arm once, twice, and before the third time Big Sal arm shoots up, he gets up, and has Randy Orton his back, and Big Sal smashes Randy Orton into the corner while he’s holding on to his back. Big Sal stumbles out of the corner, and he hits the body avalaunche that he was looking for earlier smashing Randy Orton in the corner.]

King-He really wanted to hit that move.

Kris Gaffney-Can’t fault him for his effort.

JR-Well regardless, Randy Orton is in trouble here.

[Randy Orton is in the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, and Big Sal grabs Randy Orton around the throat, and lifts him up, and goes for a choke slam. But Randy Orton is able to slide behind him, and sets up Big Sal, and hits a 3.0 back breaker on Big Sal. Big Sal is in pain, and Randy Orton is able to rest up now. Randy Orton takes his time getting up to his feet, once he does Big Sal throws a fist to the face of Randy Orton. Which Big Sal was able to do because he was able to get up to his feet, about the same time that Randy Orton did but Randy Orton ducks it, and as Big Sal turns around, Big Sal hits a standing drop kick that knocks back Big Sal. Randy Orton gets up to his feet, and Big Sal goes for a running big boot to the face, but Randy Orton is able to duck it, and Randy Orton is able to hit a few fists to the face, and Big Sal stumbles backwards, and Randy Orton tries to whip Big Sal to the ropes, and Big Sal reverses the whip, and Randy Orton bounces off of the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes, Big Sal lowers his head for a big back body drop, but it’s countered with a swinging neck breaker. Randy Orton gets up to his feet, and Randy Orton starts to stomp around the body of Big Sal, and as he gets back to Big Sal’s head, Randy Orton hits a knee drop to the head. Big Sal is in pain, and Randy Orton waits as Big Sal is slow to get up to his feet, and Randy Orton as Big Sal turns around goes for the RKO pushes off Randy Orton so that he can’t hit the RKO. Randy Orton grabs on to the ropes, and makes sure that he doesn’t bounce back to Big Sal. Big Sal not liking this charges at Randy Orton going for a clothesline, but he ducks under it, Big Sal runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Randy Orton goes for a power slam, but he doesn’t go for the pin for some reason, maybe he’s thinking of going for another RKO. Big Sal see’s this, and rolls to the outside of the ring, and gets up to his feet there, Big Sal tries to get back into the ring. Big Sal gets hit with a kick to the face, and dropped with an elevated DDT. Randy Orton pulls Sal always from the ropes, and makes the cover for the 1…………2…………..KICK OUT by Big Sal!]

JR-Almost three by Randy Orton.

King-Think he’s going for the RKO.

Kris Gaffney-That’s like saying think he’s going to throw the match right now.

[Randy Orton sets up and does the taunt for the RKO as slowly Big Sal gets up to his feet, and once he does Randy Orton hits the RKO. Randy Orton goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………….2…………Big Sal was too close to the ropes, and he is able to save himself by putting his foot on the ropes. Orton gets up to his feet, and Robb Resurrektion comes into the ring, and hits a chair shot to Randy Orton. Randy Orton goes down to the mat in pain, and the ref calls for the bell. Randy Orton has won this match via DQ]

JR-Guess Resurrektion still remembers.

(Big Sal yells at Resurrektion as clearly he didn't appreciate losing due to his interference.)

(“Jessica’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Jessica walks to the ring, “Katie Lea’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Katie Lea walks out of the ring.)

JR-This is a…interesting team.

King-Interesting is being too nice JR.

Kris Gaffney-One girl who hates implants, teaming with a girl with…seemly tons of it.

(“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina and Rylee walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Both these women a few weeks ago faced each other, but not sure there was a problem between them

King-Well, that’s good to see.

Kris Gaffney-It is?

King-They are paying me to be a nicer King…BLAH!

[Katie Lea and Rylee start out, they pace around the ring, they lock up. Katie Lea puts Rylee into a side headlock, and take her down with a head lock take down, and Rylee looks for a way out of the hold, and she climbs out of the headlock, and she is able to get on the side of Katie Lea. Katie Lea is able to roll out of the back, and Rylee turns around right into another headlock take down, and Katie Lea puts on the pressure, and Rylee frustrated, and wanting to get up to her feet quickly backs up Katie Lea to the ropes, and she whips Rylee off of the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. As Rylee comes off of the ropes, she hits a running shoulder block that knocks down that knocks down Rylee, Rylee gets up dazed, and Katie Lea hits a running clothesline that knocks down on Katie Lea. Katie Lea waits, and picks up Katie Lea, and she hits a body slam on Rylee. Katie Lea runs to the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes, and she hits a knee drop to the face of Rylee. Rylee is stunned as she holding her face, and slowly she gets up to her feet, and once she does Katie Lea whips Rylee to the corner, and she goes into the corner, and Katie Lea hits a running clothesline that connects on Rylee. Rylee holds Katie Lea in the corner, and Katie Lea makes the tag to Jessica in the corner, and she climbs into the ring, and Katie Lea and Jessica hit double stomp into the corner, and this puts Rylee into a seated position. Katie Lea says something to Jessica as the ref is on her back to get Rylee some space, and Katie Lea whips Jessica into the corner where Rylee is seated, and Jessica hits a drop kick which connects on Rylee. Rylee is in the corner, and seemly is really hurting right now, but Jessica believes that she should at least do one more move to try to make sure that Rylee is down for sure. Jessica picks up Rylee out of the corner by the hair, and puts her in a vertical suplex, and she lifts up Rylee, and drops her with a sit down face buster. Rylee definitely seems to be down for the count, and Jessica pushes Rylee on her back, and she goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………….2…………………Marina comes into the picture, and she is able to break up the pin, and Jessica looks annoyed at Marina who slowly goes back to her corner so Jessica can’t really do anything to get her back. Jessica focuses on Rylee who is still down on the mat, and she calls for the implant buster.]

JR-Jessica wants to end this match.

King-What do you think Awesome Kong thinks of Jessica’s finisher.

Kris Gaffney-She’s probably cool with it…

[Rylee is slow to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Jessica hits a kick to the gut that doubles Rylee, and she tries to hook Rylee for the Implant buster, but Jessica before she can get her hands locked, Rylee spins out of the hold, and she pulls Rylee into her, and she hits a t-bone suplex. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and slowly Jessica gets up to her feet, and Jessica charges at Rylee, and goes for a running knee lift, but somehow Rylee is able to float over, and rolls into her corner, and makes the tag to Marina, and Marina uses the ropes, and sling shots a shoulder block through the ropes, and Jesssica stumbles backwards, and Jessica takes a wild swing at Marina. But Marina is able to duck it, and she hits a inverted atomic drop as Jessica turns around. Jessica stumbles backwards in pain, and Marina backs up to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a flying forearm shot that knocks down Jessica down to the mat. Marina gets up to her feet pumping up the crowd. Jessica turns around, and Marina takes down Jessica with a double leg take down, and Marina sets up Jessica, and executes a catapault that sends Jessica flying, and she hits her face on the top turnbuckle. She stumbles backwards, and Marina hits a flowing neck breaker. Jessica is in pain, and Marina gets up her feet, and she makes the tag to Rylee who is already on the top rope holding on to the tag rope, and once that tag has been made Rylee leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying elbow that connects on the downed Jessica. Rylee goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………..2……………KICK OUT by Jessica!]

JR-Kick out by Jessica!

Kris Gaffney-That wouldn’t have been good for her quest against big boobed girls.

[Rylee makes the tag to Marina, and Rylee stands in the ring for a little bit as Marina pulls up Jessica, and she tries to whip Jessica to the ropes, but it’s reversed, and purposely Marina aims Marina into Rylee who hit heads. Rylee falls out of the ring. Marina stumbles dazed, Jessica kicks Marina in the gut, hooks her, lifts, and hits the implant buster! She goes into the cover on Marina, and the ref counts the 1…………..2…………..3!]

JR-Jessica caused some misdirection, and pinned Marina.

King-Think she did more than that.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t encourage Jessica…

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian slowly walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Christian has been looking to bounce back after Dark Horizon.

King-Hanging Christian is not cool.

Kris Gaffney-indeed…

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring determined.)

JR-This man has to be looking for revenge.

King-I’d like one person not to be looking for revenge.

Kris Gaffney-After reviewing the tapes…we did…his name was Steve Hiroko, and he was too high to go for revenge…he cared too much about his chairs.

[Christian and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, they lock up, and Christian is able to put Rad Hazard into an arm bar, and then into a hammer lock. Rad Hazard is able to counter, and puts Christian into an arm bar, and he puts Christian into a side headlock, Rad Hazard puts on the pressure, and Christian looks for a way out of the hold. Rad Hazard is to put more pressure on the hold, Christian backs Rad Hazard off of the ropes, and whips Rad Hazard off of the ropes. Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Rad Hazard hits a running shoulder block that knocks down Christian, Christian gets up to his feet, and he charges at Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard hits a hip toss that takes down Christian. Christian gets up slowly, Rad Hazard runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down Christian. Christian is down on the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard grabs Christian by the head, and leads him into the corner, and he smashes Christian’s head on the top turnbuckle. Christian turns around in the corner, Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face, and Christian reels in the corner, and before the ref can get in Rad’s face, Rad Hazard tries to whip Christian out of the corner, but it’s countered with a reverse, and Rad Hazard crashes into the corner. Christian charges into the corner, but Rad Hazard is able to get his boot up to the face of Christian. Christian stumbles backwards, and Christian charges at him again once he has shaken off of the boot, but Rad Hazard is able to side step Christian, and throws him into the ring post shoulder first. Christian is in pain as like usual the camera zooms in to show Christian’s pain, and Christian falls out of the corner, and Rad Hazard is waiting behind him, as slowly Christian gets up holding his shoulder, and he turns around. Rad Hazard kicks him in the gut that doubles over Christian, Rad Hazard puts Christian in a front face lock position, he sets up Christian, and Rad Hazard lifts Christian, and puts him on the top rope, Rad Hazard hits a fist to the face. Rad Hazard climbs up to the top rope, and he hooks Christian into a vertical suplex position, and he hits a suplex. Rad Hazard seems to be just as hurt by this, and slowly he turns over, and he puts his arm over the downed Chrsitian, and the ref counts the 1………….2……………KICK OUT by Christian at the last second. Rad Hazard still can’t quite move to argue the call, so there is no reason to really mention it.]

JR-Rad Hazard got a big impact move.

King-But he might have hurt himself more than he hurt Rad.

Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s the price you pay.

[Christian and Rad Hazard are slow to get up to their feet, and Rad Hazard stumbles towards Christian, and he goes for a fist to the face. But it’s ducked, and Christian sets up, and drops Rad Hazard for a diving DDT that plants him on the mat. Christian, and Rad Hazard are down on the mat, obviously Christian is dazed from the moves he’s taken thus far, and the ref gets up to about seven in his standing ten count, and they both are up to their feet, Rad Hazard see’s Christian in the corner, and he charges at Christian in the corner. Christian ducks through the ropes, and then sling shots both feet to the head of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard stumbles backwards, and Christian climbs out of the ring, and up to the top rope. He measures up on Rad Hazard, and once he’s where he wants him to be, he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a missile drop kick that connects on Rad Hazard. Christian can’t follow up, instead he uses this time to rest up, and once Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, he throws a fist to the face of Christian, but it’s ducked under by Christian who hits a fist of his own that takes down Rad Hazard, and Christian falls into the corner, and Rad Hazard see’s Christian, and Rad Hazard charges at Christian. Christian hits a back elbow whichstumbles Rad Hazard. Christian pulls himself up to the second rope, and hooks Rad Hazard as he stumbles back to him, and Christian drives Rad Hazard down with a tornado DDT that connects on Rad Hazard. Christian pushes Rad Hazard over, and he makes the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………2………………..KICK OUT by Rad Hazard.]

JR-Rad Hazard is not going down that easily.

Kris Gaffney-That’s what they say.

King-Eeer…who are these they….are they the Wes fans who believed he should never lose a match?

[Rad Hazard picks up Christian, and whips him to the ropes, but as he is in the corner, he ducks as he’s trying to rest up, Rad tries to go into the corner, but stops as he see's CM Punk walking down to the ring for some reason, and jumps on the apron. He gets the ref's attention. leading to a blind spot, as Rad Hazard charges at Christian, and Christian hits a kick low blow. Rad Hazard stumbles backwards, and Christian acting quickly hooks Rad, turns him, and drops him for the Kill Switch! Christian pushes Rad on his back, and goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2……………………3!]

JR-Christian wins this match…but not without some shady actions.

(OOC-Will lead this to a rematch at some point.)

(Christian after the match watches CM Punk leave, he shrugs his shoulders, he doesn't know what that is about, but he doesn't care, he celebrates like he won a Super Bowl, until he turns around right into a recovered Rad Hazard who hits the Realization!.)

JR-Guess he should have quit while he was ahead.

King-Indeed.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda is a veteran, and I’m sure he’s looking at the championship of Marc Mead’s.

King-Well…Marc Mead has been a great TV champion, and has won his matches so far as a world champion, but we’ll still seeing how he’ll he as a world champion.

Kris Gaffney-He can’t be any worse than what Road Dogg and X-Pac were as tag team champions.

King-Yeah…only said they were good, because I got a raise everytime I said it.

(“Marc Mead’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marc Mead is a champion looking to prove himself.

King-Well he has to be, how he won the championship was interesting, but now it’s time to wipe any doubts about his championship reign.

[Tony Ikeda and Marc Mead face off, and Marc Mead talks trash to the more experienced Tony Ikeda. Even though Marc Mead is also a veteran, Tony Ikeda decides to do the standard thing to try to get respect by hitting a slap to the face, Marc Mead is stunned enough to his head, which gives Tony Ikeda the opening to hit a clubbing blow that knocks him downt o the mat, and Marc Mead goes down to the mat, and Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Marc Mead. The ref makes Tony Ikeda back away, and he does so, and Marc Mead gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda closes the gap, but Marc Mead meets him with few fists to the face, and Marc Mead turns the tables on Tony Ikeda, and now he’s on the ropes, and Marc Mead hits a few knife edge chops to the chest, and he tries to whip Tony Ikeda, but it’s reversed, and Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda hits a knee lift into the gut, and Marc Mead falls down on the mat holding his mid section, slowly he stumbles up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hooks Marc Mead into a full nelson. Marc Mead tries to fight out, being that his arms aren’t there to help, Tony Ikeda uses his leg to hit a knee lift into the small of Marc Mead’s back, and this stuns him enough to do another move from the full nelson, but just not his finisher (note: Just the move we thought for years was his finisher), anyways Tony Ikeda hits a full nelson slam on Marc Mead. Tony Ikeda who taken a elbow to the side of the head is a bit dazed, so he falls backwards into the ropes, and he takes his time to shake that off. Marc Mead slowly gets up to his feet, and he takes a wild swing, and Tony Ikeda hits an atomic drop. Marc Mead stumbles forward in pain, and he stumbles backwards, and Tony Ikeda sets up Marc Mead, and he hits a Russian leg sweep that connects on Marc Mead. Marc Mead seems to be down, but being the veteran that he is, Tony Ikeda knows that it’s going to take more to put down the World champion, so he notices that he’s close to the corner, and he climbs up to the second rope, and he measures up, and leaps off of the second rope, and hits a second rope leg drop across the face of Marc Mead. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover, and hooks the leg, and the ref counts the 1………………….2…………………kick out by Marc Mead. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and decides that he wants to end this match, because obviously winning this match would mean that he might be in line to be for a world title shot if he were to win this match. So he signals for the Full Nelson suplex.]

JR-Tony Ikeda wants to end this match.

King-Yeah, I get that.

[Marc Mead slowly gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hooks him for the full nelson, but it’s countered as Tony Ikeda lifts up, Marc Mead blocks it, and shifts his weight to hit a snapmare which sends Tony Ikeda flying, and Tony Ikeda goes downt o the mat, and he gets up quickly, and he runs right into a super kick that knocks him down both wrestlers are down on the mat. And the ref starts his standing 10 count, and both of them get up to their feet, and Tony Ikeda goes for a fist. But it’s ducked under by Marc Mead, and Marc Mead hits a running ezugri that connects to the side of the head, and Tony Ikeda is dazed, and he falls on the middle of the ring ropes, seeing this chance, Marc Mead runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, he leaps in the air, and comes crashing down on Tony Ikeda’s back. Tony Ikeda slowly gets up to his feet, but he’s clearly dazed on his feet, and Marc Mead hits a few fists to the face. Marc Mead tries to whip Tony Ikeda to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Tony Ikeda. Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda goes for a clothesline. But Marc Mead ducks it, and continue sto the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and as he leaps in the air, and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face, and he knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda goes down to the mat, and he climbs up to his feet, and Marc Mead hits a running clothesline that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and Marc Mead hits a few forearm shots to the face of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards, and Marc Mead tries to whip Tony Ikeda to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda lowers his head for a back body drop, but Marc Mead keeping rollin’ hits a running DDT that plants Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is down on the mat, and Marc Mead pushes him on his back, and he goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………….2………..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!]

JR-That was almost three there.

King-Tazte thought it was three.

Kris Gaffney-He was ready to have JUST ANOTHER TAZTE CHEER UP PARTY!

[Marc Mead says something to Scott Tazte, Tazte doesn’t like it one bit, and he jumps on the apron. Marc Mead hits a punch that knocks down Scott Tazte. Marc Mead turns to Tony Ikeda who is getting up, Tony Ikeda gets hit with a few fists, and Marc Mead tries to whip Tony Ikeda to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Scott Tazte grabs Marc Mead’s feet as the ref doesn’t see it, and Marc Mead falls on his face, the two have a stare down. Tony Ikeda comes from behind, and rolls up Marc Mead and bridges him for the 1………..2………..3!]

JR-Tony Ikeda won this match.

King-Yeah, but Marc wasn’t paying attention.

(Shockwave goes off the air with Badditude celebrating the win.)