EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (The lights are turned off in the arena. Pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. The lights turn on as fans yell and wave their signs. The camera zooms around the crowds for a few shots. The camera zooms out and it displays the location information. We go into another final shot as JR begins to talk.) JR-We are coming off of a very exciting Dark Horizon. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, and I’m ready to call all the action at ring side along with my broadcast colleagues Jerry “The King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-We are coming off a Dark Horizon where Connor Wicklow turned on Tony Ikeda, and he attempts to get revenge by facing The Wretched Nobody for the World Championship. Kris Gaffney-If only it was a cane on a pole match…Tony would have more of a shot. JR-Either way, let’s get started with the first match of the night. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system as Walter Melon walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Walter Melon is quite the test for this superstar in his debut match. King-There have been people who have benefitted from it…maybe he’ll learn to be follower of the Melon Gods. Kris Gaffney-If I could go back in time and have an excuse why I lost, I wouldn’t mind saying fruit is god. Turn Down for What by Leo Moracchioli starts to play over the speakers.... The Mission Valley Fight Club are at the top of the ramp all of them with their hands in an M shape. Joe walks in front as his goons are behind him. JR-This is Joe E Lavish debut match. King-I’m sure that Alvin Jackson is a believer. Kris Gaffney-Not that we care what he thinks. [Walter Melon walks around the ring giving everyone fruit knowledge. Seemly Joe E Lavish doesn’t seem amused. Joe E Lavish goes for a fist, but Walter Melon is able to duck it, and he whips Joe E Lavish off of the ropes,a nd Walter Melon lowers his head, and Joe E Lavish gets hit with a back body drop that sends him flying through the air. He crashes down on the mat. Walter Melon waits for Joe E Lavish gets up to his feet, and Walter Melon hits a running forearm shot to the face that knocks down Joe E Lavish. Walter Melon waits for Joe E Lavish to get up to his feet. Walter Melon picks up Joe E Lavish once he does, and he throws him over his head and he connects with a fall away slam. Joe E Lavish hits hard into the mat, but clearly this was just a prelude to what comes next. Walter Melon measures up as he waits for Joe E Lavish to get up to his feet. Lavish gets up, and he turns around into the spitting seeds right into the face of Joe E Lavish. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Joe E. Lavish. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Joe E Lavish. Walter Melon stares down the ref as Joe E Lavish rolls out of the ring.] JR-Joe makes a good choice there. King-Whether you are in or out of the ring, you can’t hide from GOD!! Kris Gaffney-I always thought that fruit would come to crush me… [Walter Melon steps on the apron, and he drops a double axe handle across the back of Joe E Lavish. Walter Melon picks up Joe E Lavish up, and he tries to whip him into the ring steps, but he is able to reverse the whip. Walter Melon hits into the ring steps. Joe E Lavish quickly pushes Walter Melon back into the ring before following him. Joe E Lavish waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet. Walter Melon is slow to get up to his feet. Joe E Lavish hooks Walter Melon, and he drops him with the catch a body. Joe E Lavish goes inot the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Joe E Lavish questions the ref’s count, and then he hits a few stomps on the downed Walter Melon.] JR-The new comer Joe E Lavish is taking to the former world champion. King-Or is he? Kris Gaffney-Yes he is. King-But he’s only doing that because the Melon Gods said it to be so! [Walter Melon gets picked up by Joe E Lavish, Joe E Lavish puts Walter Melon on his shoulders, but Walter Melon struggles out of the back. Lavish turns around right into a kick to the gut, and he plants him down into the mat with a DDT. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a fruit smash splash. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Joe E Lavish. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!] JR-Walter Melon gets the victory over the new comer. King-At least Walter Melon avoided Ashley… Ashley Irvine-WATERMELON!! Kris Gaffney-You knew that was coming. (“You can look but you can’t touch” blasts on the PA system. Nikki Bella walks out on the stage. She does her booty dance, and she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Strange doesn’t seem to start to describe this woman. King-But not more than John Cena. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that she wants you to know that. The lights turn golden and a hip-hop track (Nicki Minaj - Click Clack). begins to play. Wearing golden two-piece gear that shows off her impressive form, the natural and elite athlete turns around and pulls her silver jacket off her shoulders while posing. She flexes once it’s removed and walks down the ramp to fans that are unsure whether to boo or cheer, rolls into the ring, and does some more showboating once she’s past the ropes. JR-Jordyn Jade and Alyssa is looking to start their brand off right. Kris Gaffney-Jordyn Jade doesn’t seem to think it has. King-Well she can change that tonight. [Nikki Bella locks up with Jordyn Jade, and Jordyn Jade pushes back Nikki Bella with power into the corner. JOrdyn Jade goes for a fist to the face as she is in the corner, but Nikki Bella ducks under. She hits a few fists while JOrdyn Jade is in the corner, and Jade is able to counter this with a knee lift into the gut. She hits a knee lift driving the air out of Nikki. Jordyn Jade runs to the ropes, but as she bounces off of the ropes Nikki Bella is able to knock her backwards with a standing drop kick that makes her stumble backwards. Nikki Bella hits a kick to the gut, and she plants her down with a DDT that puts her down into the mat. Jordyn Jade still is attempting to get up to her feet as she is now in a seated position. Nikki Bella hits a running knee to the face that puts her down on the mat. Nikki Bella goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………Jordyn Jade is able to power out of the pin attempt. Nikki Bella gets up in the corner. Nikki Bella taunts Jordyn Jade to which that she doesn’t like. Jordyn Jade runs towards the corner, and Nikki Bella counters with a boot to the face that knocks her backwards. Nikki Bella is able to pull herself up to the second turnbuckle. Nikki Bella measures up, and she jumps off of the second turnbuckle. She connects with a second rope missile drop kick that seemly really dazes Jordyn Jade.] JR-Nikki Bella has had issues keeping Jordyn Jade down. King-Maybe that’s why she’s elite. Kris Gaffney-Maybe we should ask Zack Ryder, he’d know for sure. [Nikki Bella calls for Jordyn Jade to get up to her feet. Nikki Bella hits a kick to the gut that doubles her over, and she tries to go for a sit down face buster, but Jordyn Jade pushes Nikki off, and she bounces off of the orpes. Jordyn Jade connects with a diving clothesline. Nikki Bella gets picked up by her hair, and she gets put over her shoulder. Jordyn Jade runs out of the corner, and she connects with a running power slam. Jordyn Jade goes into the cover on Nikki Bella. The ref counts 1…………….2……..KICK OUT by Nikki Bella.] JR-We might see why now. King-The biggest question is whether or not Nikki can survive now. [Jordyn Jade grabs her hair, and she lifts her up, and she puts her over her head, and she goes for a military press. But Nikki Bella reaches down, and she rakes the eyes of Jordyn Jade. Nikki Bella gets dropped on her feet. Jordyn Jade gets lifted up, and dropped with the Rack Attack by Nikki Bella!! Nikki Bella goes into the cover on Jordyn Jade. The ref counts 1…………2………….3!!] JR-Nikki Bella gets the victory (“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-CM Punk was able to get the win over Kenny Omegrape. "Gospel Song" comes across the PA system. I walk through the curtains and fall down to My knees and say a prayer and then as I spread my arms out a pyro shoots across the stage. Then I head to the ring. King-I think that Joe E Lavish would tell you how hard it is to defeat God…or rather, be allowed to even try. Kris Gaffney-You had to add that last thing…didn’t you? [CM Punk and Ray Revenge pace around the ring. CM Punk locks into a side head lock after locking up. Ray Revenge backs up CM Punk to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk hits an arm drag that sends Ray Revenge flying. CM Punk waits for Ray Revenge, and he hits an arm drag that sends Ray Revenge flying, and he gets up to his feet. CM Punk hits a body slam. CM Punk hits an elbow drop on Ray Revenge. CM Punk goes into the cover on Ray Revenge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………KICK OUT by Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge rolls towards the corner, and CM Punk hits a few kicks to the ribs, and CM Punk backs up, and he connects with a running knee to the face.] JR-CM Punk is taking it to Ray Revenge. King-Better watch out or he might want REVENGE! Kris Gaffney-CM Punk wouldn’t care..unless it’s his revenge, then REVENGE!! [CM Punk tursn around and he goes for the running bulldog head lock out of the corner, but it’s countered by Ray Revenge who throws CM Punk off. CM Punk crashes into the mat. CM Punk gets up to his feet near the ropes,a nd Ray Revenge runs towards the ropes, and he knocks CM Punk over the top rope with a clothesline that also takes him both wrestlers are down on the mat. CM Punk tries to get up to his feet so Ray Revenge attempts to meet him as well. CM Punk goes for a kick to the head, but it’s countered by Ray Revenge ducking under, and he hooks him into a double under hook chicken wing slam.] JR-With the count getting close to 10, this might be Ray Revenge’s chance. King-Unless something gets in his way… [Ray Revenge is climbing up the steps, but he turns towards CM Punk who is trying to get up, but it’s clear he won’t reach him in time, but Ray Revenge jumps for a cross body block. CM Punk catches him, and drops Ray Revenge for the GTS on the outside of the ring. CM Punk dives into the ring just as the ref counts 10!! CM Punk wins via count out!!] JR-That was a mistake by Ray Revenge. Kris Gaffney-I guess he really wanted revenge. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods to the crowd, and he does the “Yes” taunt down to the ring. He enters the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan is a former Extreme and TV champion. This should be a very good match. King-Let’s not forget that Connor might not be in the best of moods. Kris Gaffney-Not sure why. Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring. JR-Connor did make his choices after having a great TV title match. King-Well any frustration he gets to take it out on Daniel Bryan. [Connor Wicklow and Daniel Bryan lock up, and Connor Wicklow is able to push Daniel Bryan into the corner. Connor Wicklow hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Daniel Bryan. Connor Wicklow hits a snapmare and he puts him down on the mat Connor Wicklow hits a kick to the back of Daniel Bryan. Connor Wicklow brings him up to his feet, and once he’s up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets whipped to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow hits a flying back elbow to the face that puts down Daniel Bryan. Connor Wicklow waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daneil Bryan runs towards Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow takes him down with an arm drag release, and Daniel Bryan goes flying, and he gets up fairly quickly, and he runs at Connor Wicklow again, and Connor Wicklow goes for another arm drag, but this time he transitions into an arm bar. Connor Wicklow hold the pressure. Daniel Bryan fights up to his feet, and he backs up Connor Wicklow to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a shoulder block on Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. And Connor Wicklow kicks him in the gut and he doubles him over. Connor Wicklow goes for the Zero signal, but Bryan is able to spin out of it. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes, and Connor Wicklow drops him with a spinning spine buster.] JR-Connor wasn’t able to hit the Zero signal, but still found an impactful move. King-And he saved his spot. Kris Gaffney-Always important. [Connor Wicklow goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan throws his arms off of him, and Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the side of the head, and Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a flying clothesline on Connor Wicklow which puts down Connor Wicklow. Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to recover.] JR-This might be Daniel Bryan’s chance to win this match. King-I wonder what Wretch and Azar are thinking right now? [Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, and he runs out of the corner, but Connor ducks under the running knee. Daniel Bryan gets up after crashing into the mat. Connor kicks Bryan in the gut, and drops him with the Zero Signal. Connor pushes him on to his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!] JR-Daniel Bryan went for it all, but came up empty. Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-Ricky Vegas at Dark Horizon was able to win the IC championship. King-He really went all in on that gamble. Kris Gaffney-And other references to other federations. Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. *** JR-Christopher Haynes might not have had the same success, but he certainly made sure that Zack Ryder didn’t forget what it cost to win that match. King-I’m sure he still remembers. [Ricky Vegas and Christopher Haynes pace around the ring, and they are about to lock up, Christopher Haynes pokes Ricky Vegas in the eyes. Christopher Hayne laughs, and he puts him into a side head lock, and he takes down Ricky Vegas down on the mat with a side head lock take down, and he holds him down with a side head lock. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Christopher Haynes holds the pressure on Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas backs up Christopher Haynes to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Hayne hits a shoulder block that puts down Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas gets up, and he gets picked up by Christopher Haynes, and he drops him with a body slam.Christopher Haynes struts to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he drops a fist drop to the face of Ricky Vegas to complete the Mack Daddy Shuffle. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………..2………….KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Christopher Haynes turns around, and he argues with the ref. Before turning around and pimp slapping Ricky Vegas who was trying to get up to his feet. He waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet.] JR-This might not be the best strategy by Christopher Haynes. King-It would be if it was you who he did it to. Kris Gaffney-He’s still hoping for that. [Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Christopher Haynes goes for a death valley driver, but Ricky Vegas is able to slide out of the back of Christopher Haynes. Christpher Hanyes and he gets jabbed to the face (ONE!) jabbed to the face (TWO!) jabbed to the face (three) jabbed to the face (four), jabbed to the face (five), jabbed to the face (six) and then he backs up, and Ricky Vegas hits an extra hard fist that knocks down Christopher Haynes down on the mat to complete the crap shoot. Ricky Vegas goes to the corner, and he takes time to rest up, but he also getting ready for the next move. Christopher Haynes gets up and turns right towards the Full House that puts down Christopher Haynes. Ricky Vegas goes itno the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…..KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes. Ricky Vegas takes the time to rest up as Christopher Haynes is trying to recover as well as both wrestlers get up to their feet. Ricky Vegas lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. And then he picks him up again for another body slam. Finally Ricky Vegas picks him up for another body slam to complete the three of a kind. Ricky Vegas falls against the ropes.] JR-Ricky Vegas might not be able to capitalize on the advantage. King-He’s going to have to do something [Ricky Vegas takes down Christopher Haynes and attempts to turn around Haynes for the Black jack, but Haynes doesn’t allow it, and he hits a few fists to the face. Haynes pokes Ricky Vegas in the eyes. Ricky Vegas is blinded. Vegas falls into the corner, Ricky Vegas runs towards Haynes. Ricky Vegas side steps him, and throws Haynes into the ring post. Christopher Haynes falls out of the corner, and Ricky Vegas goes into a school boy pinning combination on Haynes. The ref goes into position makes the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!] JR-Haynes attempted his usual tactics, but it did not work out for him. King-I always said cheat to win…doesn’t really work out if you don’t win. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida walk out on the stage, they step inside of the ring.) JR-It came at a cost, but these two are the number one contenders for the tag team championships. King-Think that Ryder thinks it was worth it? Kris Gaffney-Ask him after they get their shot. As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.) As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd. JR-This is a new team. King-And it’s not even a wild card team…I don’t think. [Zack Ryder and Tommy Malone pace around the ring. They lock up. Tommy Malone is able to put Zack Ryder into an arm bar. Zack Ryder looks for a way out of the hold. Zack Ryder backs Tommy Malone off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder goes for a hip toss, but Tommy Malone is able to turn it into a DDT. This catches Zack Ryder, but being that it’s early in the match it does hurt Zack Ryder a lot, but does put down Zack Ryder as it might as he bounces up, and he falls into the corner. Tommy Malone runs towards the corner, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face. Zack Ryder staggers towards Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone attempts to go for the Irish Stun Gun, but at the last moment Zack Ryder is able to push Tommy Malone away. Tommy Malone bounces off of the ropes, but what he doesn’t see is that Brandon Leno made a blindside tag as Tommy Malone gets hit with a drop kick. But what he doesn’t see that Brandon Leno comes into the ring and he drops Zack Ryder face first into the mat with a one handed face crusher Zack Ryder gets hit with a few fists to the face, and a kick to the gut. Brandon Leno drops Zack Ryder with a purple haze piledriver. Zack Ryder is down. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!!] JR-Ryder kicks out!! It shouldn’t be that big of a surprise considering Ryder has always had a fighting spirit. King-What is a surprise is he doesn’t want to release any of that footage he takes when he walks down to the ring. Kris Gaffney-Maybe it’s boring. King-Or maybe he’s just holding it back! [Zack Ryder gets pulled up, and Zack Ryder hits a jaw breaker. Zack Ryder makes the tag to Killer Tschida who steps inside of the ring, and he connects with a running clothesline, and knocks down Brandon Leno. Killer Tschida waits for Brandon Leno and hits another clothesline that knocks down Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno gets up to his feet. Killer Tschida goes for the Killer kick, but Brandon Leno ducks under, and he goes for a belly to back suplex. Killer Tschida is able to roll out of the back, and he makes the tag to Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder comes off of the top rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick to Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno gets up to his feet, Zack Ryder this a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards into the ropes, and he attempts to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Leno goes for a super kick, but Zack Ryder ducks it, and he connects with a reverse neck breaker. Brandon Leno gets up in the corner. Zack Ryder measures up on Brandon Leno. And he watches Brandon Leno get up in the corner, and he measures up on Brandon Leno, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a clothesline. Brandon Leno staggers out of the corner after Zack Ryder backs away. Then he falls into the corner. Zack Ryder grins as he backs up as the crowd builds up as they know what is coming.] JR-Zack Ryder going for the broski boot. King-This always seems to have mixed results. Kris Gaffney-Well the crowd likes it. [Zack Ryder goes for the Broski boot, but before he can run towards him, Brandon Leno is up, and he pushes him backwards into Killer Tschida. Zack Ryder falls over the top rope, but seemly they made a tag, but Brandon Leno saw it too. Brandon Leno uses the ropes to flip Killer Tschida into the ring. Brandon Leno stands on the second rope. Brandon Leno jumps off, and he connects with the liberation driver on Killer Tschida. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………..2……..3!!] JR-Brandon Leno saw an opening and took it. (We go backstage and into the office of the Divas General Manager, AJ Lee. She has a smirk on her face as she addresses the camera.) AJ Lee: As your Divas General Manager, it's my job to ensure that the EMF Divas conduct themselves in a certain manner. I think it's only fair to say that the recent behaviour of our champion, Catherine Walker, has not been acceptable. She thinks she is so great. She thinks she is so special. If you ask me.... I think it's time this "Princess".... got a Royal dressing down. And that's why tonight, the EMF Women's Championship will be defended in the first ever Royal Evening Gown Match.... when the Princess defends her belt... against her own Queen. Catherine Walker Vs Laura Cena... and only one of them can be the champion. Let's see how the so called "Beutiful People" handle this situation..... (We cut back to the ring.) ("How Strong Do You Think I Am" plays over the PA System and out comes Catherine Walker in a Royal Evening Gown. She does not look impressed. She gets into the ring shaking her head as she hands the title over to the referee. Next "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" plays over the PA System and Laura Cena comes out, also in an Evening Gown and wearing her crown that she wears as Queen of Antarctica. She climbs into the ring, but demands a microphone.) Laura Cena: I'm sure AJ Lee thought this idea was so great. I mean, 2 members of a royal family trying to rip each others's clothes off? The tabloids would have a field day. Unfortunately for AJ.... and for our ratings... it's just not going to happen. I'm not going to fight the princess..... and if she tries to force me, I'll just remove me own gown and be done with it.... it wouldn't be the first time I've been stripped down on TV and I'm sure it won't be the last. But I don't think that's what AJ wants..... is it? I think what she wants is to drive a wedge between me and Catherine. And more than that.... she wants Catherine to lose the title. But it's not happening. So why don't you come out here AJ.... and cancel this match, and apologise to the Beautiful People for this ridiculous idea. ("Light It Up" plays and AJ Lee skips out onto the ramp. She is holding a microphone and smiles at Laura from the top of the ramp.) AJ Lee: I thought this might happen.... I thought you might try and find a way out of the match. I stand by my previous comments though.... the champion needs a dressing down.... so if you won't do it.... I hereby declare this an open challenge. The first woman down this ramp.... gets the title shot instead! ("Holla" plays over the PA System and the crown cheer as Kelly Kelly runs down the ramp. She's not in an evening gown, but she slides into the ring anyway. Laura is forced to leave the ring by the referee and he calls for the bell. The match is underway. Kelly kicks Catherine in the midsection and plants her down with a quick suplex. Kelly starts to visciously stomp down on Catherine who seems to be struggling getting used to wrestling in a gown. Kelly picks her back up again but Catherine rakes the eyes, staggering Kelly back. As Kelly stumbles, Catherine drills her down with the SMS. Catherine grabs hold of Kelly's shorts and pulls them down, leaving her in her black panties. Kelly jumps up and grabs hold of Catherine, and throws her into the turnbuckle. She then runs and clotheslines her, and Catherine falls to a seated position. Kelly then proceeds to taunt and pull her panties up even further before going over to try and hit a stink face on Catherine.... but Catherine gets a foot up and kicks Kelly away. Kelly runs to try and hit Catherine again, but Laura Cena pulls Catherine out of the ring. Catherine starts shrieking about what Kelly tried to do, and Laura seems to be agreeing it was horrible and trying to calm her down.) JR: The Princess seems to be unsettled.... King: But she's half way to winning this match.... Kris: She just has to keep her focus. (Catherine climbs back onto the apron and tries to climb into the ring but Kelly grabs her and suplexes her hard over the ropes. Kelly then grabs the top of Catherine's dress and starts trying to pull it down but she's struggling with it. Catherine hits a few hard shots to Kelly as she was bending over her to grab at the dress, and then Catherine springs to fer feet. Kelly runs at her but Catherine catches her and hits a suplex of her own. Catherine adjusts her dress and then as Kelly gets up, she goes behind her and applies a Full Nelson, before planting her down with the Ice Breaker. Suddenly, Stacy Hancock slides into the ring. Catherine sees this and starts unloading on Stacy, but she's apparently there as a distraction because Tiffany enters right behind her. Catherine dumps Stacy out of the ring and then turns around and Tiffany leaps up going for the TNT on Catherine.... but Catherine sees it coming and grabs the top rope, causing Tiffany to crash to the mat. Unfortunately, in the chaos, Laura Cena had got into the ring also, clutching the EMF Women's Championship and she aims it at Tiffany but then Catherine pushes her down to the mat, Laura misses and accidentally clocks Catherine in the head with the title belt. Catherine stumbles back and Kelly Kelly grabs her from behind and school girls her down, and then starts desperately trying to remove Catherine's dress. This time she pulls it up from the bottom and completely exposes Catherine's blue bra and panties and is trying to get the dress over her head.... but before she can, Laura Cena nails her with a Super Kick and takes Kelly down. Laura grabs Catherine's dress, and then Tiffany, who has rolled out of the ring, catches her eye. Tiffany winks at Laura and motions for her to pull off the final part of the dress and win the match for Kelly. Instead, Laura pulls the dress back over Catherine. Tiffany jumps on the apron to try and get back into the ring but Laura spears her through the ropes to the outside. Kelly is back up and runs at Catherine, who is now on her feet, but Catherine scoops her up and drills her down with Princess Power! She then removes Kelly's top to win the match.) JR: Tiffany seemed to think she could turn Laura there.... but Laura proved her wrong. King: Kelly was screwed! She had it won! Kris: Only thanks to Laura.... (Catherine snatches her title away from Laura and puts it over her shoulder. The two of them look uneasy as Tiffany, Stacy and Kelly regroup on the ramp, smirking at the trouble they seem to have caused between the two of them.) (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tony Ikeda had Connor Wicklow turn on him in a plot by the Wretched Nobody and Azar Vulcan. Kris Gaffney-I guess this is him out for revenge. King-He wants revenge BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-The Wretched Nobody tonight will face Tony Ikeda, the former World Champion. King-Despite his record the last decade, Tony has shown at times he can still show up in big moments. I don’t think it would be wise to look past him. [Tony Ikeda looks ready as the Wretched Nobody stares him down. The bell rings, and the Wretched Nobody attempts to take down Tony Ikeda with a trephination, but Tony Ikeda ducks under it, and he connects wsith a few fists to the face. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to have an answer for it until he is able to block one and he is able to hit a head butt, but it Tony Ikeda was able to cause enough damage that it doesn’t fully put down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda staggers backwards into the corner, The Wretched Nobody runs towards the corner, and he tries to splash, but Tony Ikeda moves out of the way. The Wretched Nobody crashes into the corner, and he staggers out of the corner. Tony Ikeda hits a kick to the gut, and he drops the Wretched Nobody with a DDT. Tony Ikeda attempts to go into the cover. The ref counts 1….The Wretched Nobody seemly insulted by the attempt there throws Tony Ikeda off, and he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda throws a fist to the face. The Wretched Nobody catches it, and crushes Tony Ikeda’s hand. Tony Ikeda yells, but he is able to use his boot to break the hold. The Wretched Nobody throws a fist to the face. Tony Ikeda ducks under, and he hooks The Wretched Nobody. Tony Ikeda lifts up the Wretched Nobody, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by the Wretched Nobody.] JR-Tony Ikeda was more effective in the second attempt than the first. King-You can’t blame him for going for either though when you are going against the Wretched Nobody. Kris Gaffney-That is true..even if the first one didn’t have much chance of working. [Tony Ikeda goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda jumps off of the top rope, but it’s caught with a hard fist that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda hits the mat hard. The Wretched Nobody waits for Tony Ikeda to get upt o his feet as clearly he was effected by the punch of the Wretched Nobody. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him across his knee completing the spine chiller!! Tony Ikeda seems out of it. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!!] JR-The Wretched Nobody power might have finally taken over. King-This isn’t good…in fact it’s BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Kris Gaffney-You knew that was coming. [The Wretched Nobody picks up Tony up and puts him into a vertical suplex, he lifts him up attempting to move him towards for the screwdriver, but Tony Ikeda is able to get a knee to the top of the head. The Wretched Nobody drops Tony Ikeda and Tony in the same moment is able to hook the Wretched Nobody for a small package. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!] JR-Tony Ikeda shocks the Wretched Nobody for the World Championship! Kris Gaffney-Is this good? King-Nope it’s still baddddddddddddddddddd!! (Tony Ikeda rolls out of the ring before the Wretched Nobody can react, and he falls in the isle as he is given the World Championship as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are turned off in the arena. Pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. The lights turn on as fans yell and wave their signs. The camera zooms around the crowds for a few shots. The camera zooms out and it displays the location information. We go into another final shot as JR begins to talk.)

JR-We are coming off of a very exciting Dark Horizon. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, and I’m ready to call all the action at ring side along with my broadcast colleagues Jerry “The King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-We are coming off a Dark Horizon where Connor Wicklow turned on Tony Ikeda, and he attempts to get revenge by facing The Wretched Nobody for the World Championship.

Kris Gaffney-If only it was a cane on a pole match…Tony would have more of a shot.

JR-Either way, let’s get started with the first match of the night.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system as Walter Melon walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Walter Melon is quite the test for this superstar in his debut match.

King-There have been people who have benefitted from it…maybe he’ll learn to be follower of the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-If I could go back in time and have an excuse why I lost, I wouldn’t mind saying fruit is god.

Turn Down for What by Leo Moracchioli starts to play over the speakers.... The Mission Valley Fight Club are at the top of the ramp all of them with their hands in an M shape. Joe walks in front as his goons are behind him.

JR-This is Joe E Lavish debut match.

King-I’m sure that Alvin Jackson is a believer.

Kris Gaffney-Not that we care what he thinks.

[Walter Melon walks around the ring giving everyone fruit knowledge. Seemly Joe E Lavish doesn’t seem amused. Joe E Lavish goes for a fist, but Walter Melon is able to duck it, and he whips Joe E Lavish off of the ropes,a nd Walter Melon lowers his head, and Joe E Lavish gets hit with a back body drop that sends him flying through the air. He crashes down on the mat. Walter Melon waits for Joe E Lavish gets up to his feet, and Walter Melon hits a running forearm shot to the face that knocks down Joe E Lavish. Walter Melon waits for Joe E Lavish to get up to his feet. Walter Melon picks up Joe E Lavish once he does, and he throws him over his head and he connects with a fall away slam. Joe E Lavish hits hard into the mat, but clearly this was just a prelude to what comes next. Walter Melon measures up as he waits for Joe E Lavish to get up to his feet. Lavish gets up, and he turns around into the spitting seeds right into the face of Joe E Lavish. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Joe E. Lavish. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Joe E Lavish. Walter Melon stares down the ref as Joe E Lavish rolls out of the ring.]

JR-Joe makes a good choice there.

King-Whether you are in or out of the ring, you can’t hide from GOD!!

Kris Gaffney-I always thought that fruit would come to crush me…

[Walter Melon steps on the apron, and he drops a double axe handle across the back of Joe E Lavish. Walter Melon picks up Joe E Lavish up, and he tries to whip him into the ring steps, but he is able to reverse the whip. Walter Melon hits into the ring steps. Joe E Lavish quickly pushes Walter Melon back into the ring before following him. Joe E Lavish waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet. Walter Melon is slow to get up to his feet. Joe E Lavish hooks Walter Melon, and he drops him with the catch a body. Joe E Lavish goes inot the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Joe E Lavish questions the ref’s count, and then he hits a few stomps on the downed Walter Melon.]

JR-The new comer Joe E Lavish is taking to the former world champion.

King-Or is he?

Kris Gaffney-Yes he is.

King-But he’s only doing that because the Melon Gods said it to be so!

[Walter Melon gets picked up by Joe E Lavish, Joe E Lavish puts Walter Melon on his shoulders, but Walter Melon struggles out of the back. Lavish turns around right into a kick to the gut, and he plants him down into the mat with a DDT. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a fruit smash splash. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Joe E Lavish. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!]

JR-Walter Melon gets the victory over the new comer.

King-At least Walter Melon avoided Ashley…

Ashley Irvine-WATERMELON!!

Kris Gaffney-You knew that was coming.

(“You can look but you can’t touch” blasts on the PA system. Nikki Bella walks out on the stage. She does her booty dance, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Strange doesn’t seem to start to describe this woman.

King-But not more than John Cena.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that she wants you to know that.

The lights turn golden and a hip-hop track (Nicki Minaj - Click Clack). begins to play. Wearing golden two-piece gear that shows off her impressive form, the natural and elite athlete turns around and pulls her silver jacket off her shoulders while posing. She flexes once it’s removed and walks down the ramp to fans that are unsure whether to boo or cheer, rolls into the ring, and does some more showboating once she’s past the ropes.

JR-Jordyn Jade and Alyssa is looking to start their brand off right.

Kris Gaffney-Jordyn Jade doesn’t seem to think it has.

King-Well she can change that tonight.

[Nikki Bella locks up with Jordyn Jade, and Jordyn Jade pushes back Nikki Bella with power into the corner. JOrdyn Jade goes for a fist to the face as she is in the corner, but Nikki Bella ducks under. She hits a few fists while JOrdyn Jade is in the corner, and Jade is able to counter this with a knee lift into the gut. She hits a knee lift driving the air out of Nikki. Jordyn Jade runs to the ropes, but as she bounces off of the ropes Nikki Bella is able to knock her backwards with a standing drop kick that makes her stumble backwards. Nikki Bella hits a kick to the gut, and she plants her down with a DDT that puts her down into the mat. Jordyn Jade still is attempting to get up to her feet as she is now in a seated position. Nikki Bella hits a running knee to the face that puts her down on the mat. Nikki Bella goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………Jordyn Jade is able to power out of the pin attempt. Nikki Bella gets up in the corner. Nikki Bella taunts Jordyn Jade to which that she doesn’t like. Jordyn Jade runs towards the corner, and Nikki Bella counters with a boot to the face that knocks her backwards. Nikki Bella is able to pull herself up to the second turnbuckle. Nikki Bella measures up, and she jumps off of the second turnbuckle. She connects with a second rope missile drop kick that seemly really dazes Jordyn Jade.]

JR-Nikki Bella has had issues keeping Jordyn Jade down.

King-Maybe that’s why she’s elite.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe we should ask Zack Ryder, he’d know for sure.

[Nikki Bella calls for Jordyn Jade to get up to her feet. Nikki Bella hits a kick to the gut that doubles her over, and she tries to go for a sit down face buster, but Jordyn Jade pushes Nikki off, and she bounces off of the orpes. Jordyn Jade connects with a diving clothesline. Nikki Bella gets picked up by her hair, and she gets put over her shoulder. Jordyn Jade runs out of the corner, and she connects with a running power slam. Jordyn Jade goes into the cover on Nikki Bella. The ref counts 1…………….2……..KICK OUT by Nikki Bella.]

JR-We might see why now.

King-The biggest question is whether or not Nikki can survive now.

[Jordyn Jade grabs her hair, and she lifts her up, and she puts her over her head, and she goes for a military press. But Nikki Bella reaches down, and she rakes the eyes of Jordyn Jade. Nikki Bella gets dropped on her feet. Jordyn Jade gets lifted up, and dropped with the Rack Attack by Nikki Bella!! Nikki Bella goes into the cover on Jordyn Jade. The ref counts 1…………2………….3!!]

JR-Nikki Bella gets the victory

(“Cult of personality” blasts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-CM Punk was able to get the win over Kenny Omegrape.

"Gospel Song" comes across the PA system. I walk through the curtains and fall down to My knees and say a prayer and then as I spread my arms out a pyro shoots across the stage. Then I head to the ring.

King-I think that Joe E Lavish would tell you how hard it is to defeat God…or rather, be allowed to even try.

Kris Gaffney-You had to add that last thing…didn’t you?

[CM Punk and Ray Revenge pace around the ring. CM Punk locks into a side head lock after locking up. Ray Revenge backs up CM Punk to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk hits an arm drag that sends Ray Revenge flying. CM Punk waits for Ray Revenge, and he hits an arm drag that sends Ray Revenge flying, and he gets up to his feet. CM Punk hits a body slam. CM Punk hits an elbow drop on Ray Revenge. CM Punk goes into the cover on Ray Revenge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………KICK OUT by Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge rolls towards the corner, and CM Punk hits a few kicks to the ribs, and CM Punk backs up, and he connects with a running knee to the face.]

JR-CM Punk is taking it to Ray Revenge.

King-Better watch out or he might want REVENGE!

Kris Gaffney-CM Punk wouldn’t care..unless it’s his revenge, then REVENGE!!

[CM Punk tursn around and he goes for the running bulldog head lock out of the corner, but it’s countered by Ray Revenge who throws CM Punk off. CM Punk crashes into the mat. CM Punk gets up to his feet near the ropes,a nd Ray Revenge runs towards the ropes, and he knocks CM Punk over the top rope with a clothesline that also takes him both wrestlers are down on the mat. CM Punk tries to get up to his feet so Ray Revenge attempts to meet him as well. CM Punk goes for a kick to the head, but it’s countered by Ray Revenge ducking under, and he hooks him into a double under hook chicken wing slam.]

JR-With the count getting close to 10, this might be Ray Revenge’s chance.

King-Unless something gets in his way…

[Ray Revenge is climbing up the steps, but he turns towards CM Punk who is trying to get up, but it’s clear he won’t reach him in time, but Ray Revenge jumps for a cross body block. CM Punk catches him, and drops Ray Revenge for the GTS on the outside of the ring. CM Punk dives into the ring just as the ref counts 10!! CM Punk wins via count out!!]

JR-That was a mistake by Ray Revenge.

Kris Gaffney-I guess he really wanted revenge.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He nods to the crowd, and he does the “Yes” taunt down to the ring. He enters the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan is a former Extreme and TV champion. This should be a very good match.

King-Let’s not forget that Connor might not be in the best of moods.

Kris Gaffney-Not sure why.

Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring.

JR-Connor did make his choices after having a great TV title match.

King-Well any frustration he gets to take it out on Daniel Bryan.

[Connor Wicklow and Daniel Bryan lock up, and Connor Wicklow is able to push Daniel Bryan into the corner. Connor Wicklow hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Daniel Bryan. Connor Wicklow hits a snapmare and he puts him down on the mat Connor Wicklow hits a kick to the back of Daniel Bryan. Connor Wicklow brings him up to his feet, and once he’s up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets whipped to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow hits a flying back elbow to the face that puts down Daniel Bryan. Connor Wicklow waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daneil Bryan runs towards Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow takes him down with an arm drag release, and Daniel Bryan goes flying, and he gets up fairly quickly, and he runs at Connor Wicklow again, and Connor Wicklow goes for another arm drag, but this time he transitions into an arm bar. Connor Wicklow hold the pressure. Daniel Bryan fights up to his feet, and he backs up Connor Wicklow to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a shoulder block on Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. And Connor Wicklow kicks him in the gut and he doubles him over. Connor Wicklow goes for the Zero signal, but Bryan is able to spin out of it. Daniel Bryan bounces off of the ropes, and Connor Wicklow drops him with a spinning spine buster.]

JR-Connor wasn’t able to hit the Zero signal, but still found an impactful move.

King-And he saved his spot.

Kris Gaffney-Always important.

[Connor Wicklow goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan throws his arms off of him, and Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the side of the head, and Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a flying clothesline on Connor Wicklow which puts down Connor Wicklow. Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to recover.]

JR-This might be Daniel Bryan’s chance to win this match.

King-I wonder what Wretch and Azar are thinking right now?

[Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, and he runs out of the corner, but Connor ducks under the running knee. Daniel Bryan gets up after crashing into the mat. Connor kicks Bryan in the gut, and drops him with the Zero Signal. Connor pushes him on to his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan went for it all, but came up empty.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas at Dark Horizon was able to win the IC championship.

King-He really went all in on that gamble.

Kris Gaffney-And other references to other federations.

Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. ***

JR-Christopher Haynes might not have had the same success, but he certainly made sure that Zack Ryder didn’t forget what it cost to win that match.

King-I’m sure he still remembers.

[Ricky Vegas and Christopher Haynes pace around the ring, and they are about to lock up, Christopher Haynes pokes Ricky Vegas in the eyes. Christopher Hayne laughs, and he puts him into a side head lock, and he takes down Ricky Vegas down on the mat with a side head lock take down, and he holds him down with a side head lock. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Christopher Haynes holds the pressure on Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas backs up Christopher Haynes to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Hayne hits a shoulder block that puts down Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas gets up, and he gets picked up by Christopher Haynes, and he drops him with a body slam.Christopher Haynes struts to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he drops a fist drop to the face of Ricky Vegas to complete the Mack Daddy Shuffle. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………..2………….KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Christopher Haynes turns around, and he argues with the ref. Before turning around and pimp slapping Ricky Vegas who was trying to get up to his feet. He waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet.]

JR-This might not be the best strategy by Christopher Haynes.

King-It would be if it was you who he did it to.

Kris Gaffney-He’s still hoping for that.

[Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Christopher Haynes goes for a death valley driver, but Ricky Vegas is able to slide out of the back of Christopher Haynes. Christpher Hanyes and he gets jabbed to the face (ONE!) jabbed to the face (TWO!) jabbed to the face (three) jabbed to the face (four), jabbed to the face (five), jabbed to the face (six) and then he backs up, and Ricky Vegas hits an extra hard fist that knocks down Christopher Haynes down on the mat to complete the crap shoot. Ricky Vegas goes to the corner, and he takes time to rest up, but he also getting ready for the next move. Christopher Haynes gets up and turns right towards the Full House that puts down Christopher Haynes. Ricky Vegas goes itno the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…..KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes. Ricky Vegas takes the time to rest up as Christopher Haynes is trying to recover as well as both wrestlers get up to their feet. Ricky Vegas lifts him up, and he drops him with a body slam. And then he picks him up again for another body slam. Finally Ricky Vegas picks him up for another body slam to complete the three of a kind. Ricky Vegas falls against the ropes.]

JR-Ricky Vegas might not be able to capitalize on the advantage.

King-He’s going to have to do something

[Ricky Vegas takes down Christopher Haynes and attempts to turn around Haynes for the Black jack, but Haynes doesn’t allow it, and he hits a few fists to the face. Haynes pokes Ricky Vegas in the eyes. Ricky Vegas is blinded. Vegas falls into the corner, Ricky Vegas runs towards Haynes. Ricky Vegas side steps him, and throws Haynes into the ring post. Christopher Haynes falls out of the corner, and Ricky Vegas goes into a school boy pinning combination on Haynes. The ref goes into position makes the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!]

JR-Haynes attempted his usual tactics, but it did not work out for him.

King-I always said cheat to win…doesn’t really work out if you don’t win.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida walk out on the stage, they step inside of the ring.)

JR-It came at a cost, but these two are the number one contenders for the tag team championships.

King-Think that Ryder thinks it was worth it?

Kris Gaffney-Ask him after they get their shot.

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-This is a new team.

King-And it’s not even a wild card team…I don’t think.

[Zack Ryder and Tommy Malone pace around the ring. They lock up. Tommy Malone is able to put Zack Ryder into an arm bar. Zack Ryder looks for a way out of the hold. Zack Ryder backs Tommy Malone off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder goes for a hip toss, but Tommy Malone is able to turn it into a DDT. This catches Zack Ryder, but being that it’s early in the match it does hurt Zack Ryder a lot, but does put down Zack Ryder as it might as he bounces up, and he falls into the corner. Tommy Malone runs towards the corner, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face. Zack Ryder staggers towards Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone attempts to go for the Irish Stun Gun, but at the last moment Zack Ryder is able to push Tommy Malone away. Tommy Malone bounces off of the ropes, but what he doesn’t see is that Brandon Leno made a blindside tag as Tommy Malone gets hit with a drop kick. But what he doesn’t see that Brandon Leno comes into the ring and he drops Zack Ryder face first into the mat with a one handed face crusher Zack Ryder gets hit with a few fists to the face, and a kick to the gut. Brandon Leno drops Zack Ryder with a purple haze piledriver. Zack Ryder is down. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!!]

JR-Ryder kicks out!! It shouldn’t be that big of a surprise considering Ryder has always had a fighting spirit.

King-What is a surprise is he doesn’t want to release any of that footage he takes when he walks down to the ring.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe it’s boring.

King-Or maybe he’s just holding it back!

[Zack Ryder gets pulled up, and Zack Ryder hits a jaw breaker. Zack Ryder makes the tag to Killer Tschida who steps inside of the ring, and he connects with a running clothesline, and knocks down Brandon Leno. Killer Tschida waits for Brandon Leno and hits another clothesline that knocks down Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno gets up to his feet. Killer Tschida goes for the Killer kick, but Brandon Leno ducks under, and he goes for a belly to back suplex. Killer Tschida is able to roll out of the back, and he makes the tag to Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder comes off of the top rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick to Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno gets up to his feet, Zack Ryder this a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards into the ropes, and he attempts to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Leno goes for a super kick, but Zack Ryder ducks it, and he connects with a reverse neck breaker. Brandon Leno gets up in the corner. Zack Ryder measures up on Brandon Leno. And he watches Brandon Leno get up in the corner, and he measures up on Brandon Leno, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a clothesline. Brandon Leno staggers out of the corner after Zack Ryder backs away. Then he falls into the corner. Zack Ryder grins as he backs up as the crowd builds up as they know what is coming.]

JR-Zack Ryder going for the broski boot.

King-This always seems to have mixed results.

Kris Gaffney-Well the crowd likes it.

[Zack Ryder goes for the Broski boot, but before he can run towards him, Brandon Leno is up, and he pushes him backwards into Killer Tschida. Zack Ryder falls over the top rope, but seemly they made a tag, but Brandon Leno saw it too. Brandon Leno uses the ropes to flip Killer Tschida into the ring. Brandon Leno stands on the second rope. Brandon Leno jumps off, and he connects with the liberation driver on Killer Tschida. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………..2……..3!!]

JR-Brandon Leno saw an opening and took it.

(We go backstage and into the office of the Divas General Manager, AJ Lee. She has a smirk on her face as she addresses the camera.)

AJ Lee: As your Divas General Manager, it's my job to ensure that the EMF Divas conduct themselves in a certain manner. I think it's only fair to say that the recent behaviour of our champion, Catherine Walker, has not been acceptable. She thinks she is so great. She thinks she is so special. If you ask me.... I think it's time this "Princess".... got a Royal dressing down. And that's why tonight, the EMF Women's Championship will be defended in the first ever Royal Evening Gown Match.... when the Princess defends her belt... against her own Queen. Catherine Walker Vs Laura Cena... and only one of them can be the champion. Let's see how the so called "Beutiful People" handle this situation.....

(We cut back to the ring.)

("How Strong Do You Think I Am" plays over the PA System and out comes Catherine Walker in a Royal Evening Gown. She does not look impressed. She gets into the ring shaking her head as she hands the title over to the referee. Next "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" plays over the PA System and Laura Cena comes out, also in an Evening Gown and wearing her crown that she wears as Queen of Antarctica. She climbs into the ring, but demands a microphone.)

Laura Cena: I'm sure AJ Lee thought this idea was so great. I mean, 2 members of a royal family trying to rip each others's clothes off? The tabloids would have a field day. Unfortunately for AJ.... and for our ratings... it's just not going to happen. I'm not going to fight the princess..... and if she tries to force me, I'll just remove me own gown and be done with it.... it wouldn't be the first time I've been stripped down on TV and I'm sure it won't be the last. But I don't think that's what AJ wants..... is it? I think what she wants is to drive a wedge between me and Catherine. And more than that.... she wants Catherine to lose the title. But it's not happening. So why don't you come out here AJ.... and cancel this match, and apologise to the Beautiful People for this ridiculous idea.

("Light It Up" plays and AJ Lee skips out onto the ramp. She is holding a microphone and smiles at Laura from the top of the ramp.)

AJ Lee: I thought this might happen.... I thought you might try and find a way out of the match. I stand by my previous comments though.... the champion needs a dressing down.... so if you won't do it.... I hereby declare this an open challenge. The first woman down this ramp.... gets the title shot instead!

("Holla" plays over the PA System and the crown cheer as Kelly Kelly runs down the ramp. She's not in an evening gown, but she slides into the ring anyway. Laura is forced to leave the ring by the referee and he calls for the bell. The match is underway. Kelly kicks Catherine in the midsection and plants her down with a quick suplex. Kelly starts to visciously stomp down on Catherine who seems to be struggling getting used to wrestling in a gown. Kelly picks her back up again but Catherine rakes the eyes, staggering Kelly back. As Kelly stumbles, Catherine drills her down with the SMS. Catherine grabs hold of Kelly's shorts and pulls them down, leaving her in her black panties. Kelly jumps up and grabs hold of Catherine, and throws her into the turnbuckle. She then runs and clotheslines her, and Catherine falls to a seated position. Kelly then proceeds to taunt and pull her panties up even further before going over to try and hit a stink face on Catherine.... but Catherine gets a foot up and kicks Kelly away. Kelly runs to try and hit Catherine again, but Laura Cena pulls Catherine out of the ring. Catherine starts shrieking about what Kelly tried to do, and Laura seems to be agreeing it was horrible and trying to calm her down.)

JR: The Princess seems to be unsettled....

King: But she's half way to winning this match....

Kris: She just has to keep her focus.

(Catherine climbs back onto the apron and tries to climb into the ring but Kelly grabs her and suplexes her hard over the ropes. Kelly then grabs the top of Catherine's dress and starts trying to pull it down but she's struggling with it. Catherine hits a few hard shots to Kelly as she was bending over her to grab at the dress, and then Catherine springs to fer feet. Kelly runs at her but Catherine catches her and hits a suplex of her own. Catherine adjusts her dress and then as Kelly gets up, she goes behind her and applies a Full Nelson, before planting her down with the Ice Breaker. Suddenly, Stacy Hancock slides into the ring. Catherine sees this and starts unloading on Stacy, but she's apparently there as a distraction because Tiffany enters right behind her. Catherine dumps Stacy out of the ring and then turns around and Tiffany leaps up going for the TNT on Catherine.... but Catherine sees it coming and grabs the top rope, causing Tiffany to crash to the mat. Unfortunately, in the chaos, Laura Cena had got into the ring also, clutching the EMF Women's Championship and she aims it at Tiffany but then Catherine pushes her down to the mat, Laura misses and accidentally clocks Catherine in the head with the title belt. Catherine stumbles back and Kelly Kelly grabs her from behind and school girls her down, and then starts desperately trying to remove Catherine's dress. This time she pulls it up from the bottom and completely exposes Catherine's blue bra and panties and is trying to get the dress over her head.... but before she can, Laura Cena nails her with a Super Kick and takes Kelly down. Laura grabs Catherine's dress, and then Tiffany, who has rolled out of the ring, catches her eye. Tiffany winks at Laura and motions for her to pull off the final part of the dress and win the match for Kelly. Instead, Laura pulls the dress back over Catherine. Tiffany jumps on the apron to try and get back into the ring but Laura spears her through the ropes to the outside. Kelly is back up and runs at Catherine, who is now on her feet, but Catherine scoops her up and drills her down with Princess Power! She then removes Kelly's top to win the match.)

JR: Tiffany seemed to think she could turn Laura there.... but Laura proved her wrong.

King: Kelly was screwed! She had it won!

Kris: Only thanks to Laura....

(Catherine snatches her title away from Laura and puts it over her shoulder. The two of them look uneasy as Tiffany, Stacy and Kelly regroup on the ramp, smirking at the trouble they seem to have caused between the two of them.)

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda had Connor Wicklow turn on him in a plot by the Wretched Nobody and Azar Vulcan.

Kris Gaffney-I guess this is him out for revenge.

King-He wants revenge BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody tonight will face Tony Ikeda, the former World Champion.

King-Despite his record the last decade, Tony has shown at times he can still show up in big moments. I don’t think it would be wise to look past him.

[Tony Ikeda looks ready as the Wretched Nobody stares him down. The bell rings, and the Wretched Nobody attempts to take down Tony Ikeda with a trephination, but Tony Ikeda ducks under it, and he connects wsith a few fists to the face. The Wretched Nobody doesn’t seem to have an answer for it until he is able to block one and he is able to hit a head butt, but it Tony Ikeda was able to cause enough damage that it doesn’t fully put down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda staggers backwards into the corner, The Wretched Nobody runs towards the corner, and he tries to splash, but Tony Ikeda moves out of the way. The Wretched Nobody crashes into the corner, and he staggers out of the corner. Tony Ikeda hits a kick to the gut, and he drops the Wretched Nobody with a DDT. Tony Ikeda attempts to go into the cover. The ref counts 1….The Wretched Nobody seemly insulted by the attempt there throws Tony Ikeda off, and he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda throws a fist to the face. The Wretched Nobody catches it, and crushes Tony Ikeda’s hand. Tony Ikeda yells, but he is able to use his boot to break the hold. The Wretched Nobody throws a fist to the face. Tony Ikeda ducks under, and he hooks The Wretched Nobody. Tony Ikeda lifts up the Wretched Nobody, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by the Wretched Nobody.]

JR-Tony Ikeda was more effective in the second attempt than the first.

King-You can’t blame him for going for either though when you are going against the Wretched Nobody.

Kris Gaffney-That is true..even if the first one didn’t have much chance of working.

[Tony Ikeda goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. The Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda jumps off of the top rope, but it’s caught with a hard fist that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda hits the mat hard. The Wretched Nobody waits for Tony Ikeda to get upt o his feet as clearly he was effected by the punch of the Wretched Nobody. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him across his knee completing the spine chiller!! Tony Ikeda seems out of it. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!!]

JR-The Wretched Nobody power might have finally taken over.

King-This isn’t good…in fact it’s BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Kris Gaffney-You knew that was coming.

[The Wretched Nobody picks up Tony up and puts him into a vertical suplex, he lifts him up attempting to move him towards for the screwdriver, but Tony Ikeda is able to get a knee to the top of the head. The Wretched Nobody drops Tony Ikeda and Tony in the same moment is able to hook the Wretched Nobody for a small package. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!]

JR-Tony Ikeda shocks the Wretched Nobody for the World Championship!

Kris Gaffney-Is this good?

King-Nope it’s still baddddddddddddddddddd!!

(Tony Ikeda rolls out of the ring before the Wretched Nobody can react, and he falls in the isle as he is given the World Championship as Shockwave goes off the air.)