EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (We go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as the fire works show end. The crowd stands up yelling and waving their signs. The camera takes a few sweeping shots of the crowd, before it is zoomed out to display the location information. We get one more shot.) JR-Tonight we are in Detroit. Hello and welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined at ring side by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney King-Tonight two champions will do battle as Jackson Gunner will face Ricky Vegas. Kris Gaffney-Both coming off big wins will look to continue that momentum. King-Sure you can relate to that want…since you only looked to do things in your career…you never did. Kris Gaffney-….. JR-Let’s get started with the first match of the night. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system as a grape raises out of the stage as Kenny Omegrape walks on the stage. Kenny runs away from it as it rolls towards him like Indiana Jones, he slides into the ring.) JR-…….. King-The Melon Gods tell us to stay on our toes. Kris Gaffney-Guess so. Turn Down for What by Leo Moracchioli starts to play over the speakers.... The Mission Valley Fight Club are at the top of the ramp all of them with their hands in an M shape. Joe walks in front as his goons are behind him. JR-Joe E Lavish is not going to be easy to defeat. King-But then again, he’s never faced the Melon Gods. Kris Gaffney-Unless the Melon Gods are on his side. King-They haven’t decided yet! [Kenny OMegrape walks around the ring talking to the crowd. Joe E Lavish doesn’t seem to appreciate this, and he runs at Kenny Omegrape, Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that echo through out the arena. Joe E Lavish tries to fight back with a few back elbows to the side of the shoulder. This makes Kenny Omegrape stagger backwards, Joe E Lavish goes for a fist to the face of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under, and he sets up Joe E Lavish, and he connects with a t-bone suplex that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down into the mat. Joe E Lavish is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a few fists to the face. Kenny Omegrape whips Joe E Lavish to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Joe E Lavish. Kenny Omegrape ducks under a clothesline by Joe E Lavish. Joe E Lavihs turns around, and Kenny Omegrape connects with a Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper to the side of the head. Joe E Lavish goes down to the mat. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Joe E Lavish. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….KICK OUT by Joe E Lavish.] JR- Joe E Lavish was able to kick out. King-But how long? Kris Gaffney-I guess we’ll find out. [Joe E Lavish is picked up, but Joe E Lavish hits a jaw breaker that makes him stagger backwards. Joe E Lavish is slow to get up to his feet. Joe E Lavish to get up to his feet. Joe E Lavish to hit a spine buster that knocks him down on the mat. Joe E Lavish is slow to get up to his feet. Joe E Lavish fall back into the corner trying to recover. Joe E Lavish recovers, Kenny OMegrape runs towards him. Lavish connects with a boot to the face. Lavish goes to the second rope and Lavish hooks him, and he drops him with a tornado DDT!!] JR-Good move by Joe E Lavish. King-He wouldn’t have done that if the Melon Gods didn’t allow it. Kris Gaffney-So what…do you think he should thank them? King-Always! [Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape gets picked up, but Kenny OMegrape struggles, and hits a few back eblows to the side of the head. Kenny Omegrape lands behind Joe E Lavish. Kenny Omegrape hits the Geese Lightning. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Lavish. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……..3!!] JR-Kenny Omegrape gets the victory. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system as Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-This is very personal. King-You can tell as he takes that footage. Kris Gaffney-Must be angry footage. Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. *** JR-Christopher Haynes played a huge part in the tag team championship match. King-That seems to be a theme recently. Kris Gaffney-It does doesn’t it? [Zack Ryder and Christopher Haynes throw fists to the face, Zack Ryder is able to duck under one the fists, and Zack Ryder is able to hit a few fists to the face. Christopher Haynes is able to stop the momentum with a knee lift to the gut that stuns Zack Ryder. Christopher Haynes runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes seems like he’s about to go for some sort of move, but it’s countered with a drop kick that knocks him down on the mat. Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he connects with a snap suplex. Zack Ryder drops an elbow. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position tomake the count. The ref counts 1………………2……KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes. Zack Ryder hits a few hard fists to the downed Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes throws Zack Ryder off of the attack, and he throws him off. Christopher Haynes gets up, and Christopher Haynes attempts to take the room that he caused with throwing Zack Ryder off and he throws a wild fist to the head. He ducks under, and Zack Ryder drops him with a belly to back suplex.] JR-It seems Ryder’s rage has been able to power through Christopher Haynes usual tactics. King-I would be careful JR..or Mack Daddy might just slap the taste out of your mouth…so maybe you shouldn’t be careful. Kris Gaffney-So much concern. [Zack Ryder measures up Christopher Haynes as he attempts to end this match. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. Christopher Haynes catches it, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a buckle Bomb. Christopher Haynes grabs a hold of the ropes. And the ref checks on something with Haynes as he turns his back, but as Haynes has the ref distracted. Christopher Hayne hits a low blow. This causes Zack Ryder pain for understandable reasons. Christopher Haynes waits for Zack Ryder, and he connects with a slaps, and an extra hard one to knocks down Zack Ryder. Christopher Haynes waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder gets picked up by Christopher Haynes, and he drops him with a death valley driver. Zack Ryder seems to be down for the count. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Christopher Haynes seems a bit stunned still, but doesn’t seem to want to stop his attack as Ryder was extremely aggressive. Christopher Haynes hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder tries to roll away, finally the ref makes sure that Ryder has his space.] JR-Christopher Haynes has turned this match around. King-He’s weathered the storm, now he’s going to slap the taste out of JR’s mouth…and Zack Ryder’s too if there is time. Kris Gaffney-I’m wondering who will pick up on what King just said. [Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet. Christopher Haynes picks up Zack Ryder struggles out of the back. But as his body is blocking the ref’s view, Christopher Haynes hits a low blow. Christopher Haynes taunts the crowd as he walks around the ring, and he runs towards Zack Ryder, but Zack Ryder unexpectly hits the Rough Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………..3!!] JR-Christopher Haynes got away with a low blow, but Ryder had enough when Christopher Haynes didn’t take advantage right away. King-Your asking for it JR! We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring. JR-It should be interesting to see how this team works. King-Seemly Connor has a priority of himself. Kris Gaffney-Always a good priority. As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd. As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.) JR-Tommy Malone and Brandon Leno are looking to prove themselves as a team. King-This is a good way to do it…against one of the tag team champions and number one contenderships. [Connor Wicklow starts out in the match as him and Brandon Leno circle the ring, and Brandon Leno runs towards Connor, Connor Wicklow attempts to go for a spinning elbow, but Brandon Leno is able to duck under. Connor Wicklow turns around as Brandon Leno is running towards him. Connor Wicklow is able to counter this with a deep arm drag release, and Brandon Leno crashes down hard, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and Connor Wicklow runs, and he connects with a forearm shot that sends Brandon Leno falling towards the ropes. Connor Wicklow whips Brandon Leno to the ropes. Brandon Leno bounces off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying back elbow to the face that drops Brandon Leno. Connor Wicklow goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Brandon Leno to get sup to his feet. Once he does Brandon Leno jumps off, and he connects with the Shotgun drop kick. Brandon Leno is down. Connor Wicklow goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Brandon Leno. Connor Wicklow makes the tag to the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody steps inside of the ring, and he picks up Brandon Leno in the corner, and he hits a knee lift, and then another one. The Wretched Nobody grabs Brandon Leno and he throws him out of the corner, and he hits hard into the mat.] JR-This might be bad for Brandon Leno. King-Seems to be a theme for him lately. Kris Gaffney-Well it can be turned around quickly. [The Wretched Nobody waits for Brandon Leno to get up to his feet, and once he gets upt o his feet, The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up for a choke slam, but Brandon Leno counters with a DDT driving him on his head. Brandon Leno makes the tag to Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone knowing what to expect doesn’t let the Wretched Nobody get up and he hits a running knee to the face, but Wretch is still on his way up to his feet. Tommy Malone drops him with the Irish Stun Gun. Tommy Malone goes into the corner, and he waits for Wretch to get up.] JR-It looks like Tommy Malone is going for the liberation driver. King-The Wretched Nobody and Brandon Leno have traded championship wins, so they know they have what it takes to defeat each other. Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see who has that extra bit to help their team to victory. [The Wretched Nobody gets up, Tommy goes for the liberation driver, but The Wretched Nobody is able to block it enough that he is able to get to make the tag to Connor Wicklow who comes into the ring, and drops Tommy with the Zero signal. The Wretched Nobody takes Leno out with a trephination as Connor goes into the cover on Leno. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!] JR-The Wretched Nobody was able to block the execution of the liberation driver allowing him to make the pin to Connor to finish the job. (“Game on” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This is a battle of former Zack Ryder tag team partners. King-Seems one left better than the other. Kris Gaffney-Even though he left him for someone he hates. King-Good point On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off. JR-Killer Tschida has a lot of people gunning for him. King-He’s crazy, you think he’s cares? Kris Gaffney-Guess when you lost your mind, you don’t have anything to lose. [Tony Ikeda rushes Killer Tschida and hammers him down with fists to the face, Killer Tschida is attempting to block some of the fists to attempt to find an opening, and he finds it by poking Tony Ikeda in the eye. Tony Ikeda is blinded, and Killer Tschida runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, but Tony Ikeda seems to sense him coming towards him, and he is able to land a hard fist to the face that drops Killer Tschida as he bounces off of the ropes, and Killer Tschida rolls under the ropes and gets up on the apron. Tony Ikeda watches as he does this and he measures up. Killer Tschida gets up to his feet on the apron. Killer Tschida is up to his feet. Once he is up to his feet. Tony Ikeda runs towards the ropes, and he sling shots Killer Tschida into the ring. Killer Tschida fly’s over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. Killer Tschida is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down with a DDT. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face. Tony Ikeda lifts up Killer Tschida before he is able to get up to his fee ton his own. Tony Ikeda hooks Killer Tschida, and he drops him with a full nelson slam.] JR-This seems personal. King-Maybe we’ll see a Badd Bros’ reunion at some point. Kris Gaffney-Maybe… [Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…Killer Tschida is able to kick out. Tony Ikeda picks up Killer Tschida up by the hair, and he goes for another full nelson slam, but this time Killer Tschida is able to struggle out, and he lands on the mat. Tony Ikeda turns around, and he gets blasted with a Killer Kick by Killer Tschida. Tony Ikeda falls against the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Killer Tschida hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda is set up with a piledriver. Killer Tschida lifts up Tony Ikeda, and he drops him with a piledriver. Tony Ikeda seems to be down, Killer Tschida throws his arm over the downed Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……….KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Killer Tschida doesn’t seem too pleased with the ref’s count. Despite the fact he needs to rest up after taking quite a few moves. Killer Tschida yells at the ref. Killer Tschida slowly rises up to his feet as he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet.] JR-Killer Tschida might becoming unglued. King-But then again…that’s why we are here. Kris Gaffney-That’s true. [Tony Ikeda gets up, but Killer Tschida attempts to bring him back down with an arm bar for the Tschida lock, but Tony Ikeda is able to slip behind Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida gets hooked for a full nelson suplex, but Killer Tschida counters with a roll up. The ref counts as he’s not looking Killer Tschida reaching for the ropes. The ref counts 1………..2…..as Killer is reaching for the ropes. Tony is able to fight out of the pin an reverse it on Killer. Tony has Killer in a pinning combination. The ref counts 1…………..2………3!!] JR-Killer Tschida attempted to cheat, but the World Champion used his experience to take advantage, and get the victory. (Tony Ikeda gets up, but he gets blasted with a killer kick, and Killer yells and he throws him hard into the ring post. TOny Ikeda falls out of the ring. Killer Tschida stands over Tony Ikeda as the crowd boo's him, and leaves.) Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-This is a battle of champions. King-Ricky Vegas is coming off a win against the former champion Brandon Leno. Kris Gaffney- He wanted to prove himself a real IC champion, I think he did that. (Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth blasts over the loud speakers and the crowed erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He rips his tank off and throws it into the crowd, he beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stares slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.) Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. On his way to the ring, fighting out of Honolulu Hawaii. Standing 6’4” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER! (As Gunner slowly makes his way down the stairs he reaches the barricade and easily jumps over. He turns, faces the fans and beats his chest again with a roar to the crowd. Gunner turns faces the ring. He takes a step forward and easily jumps onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope and easily leaps over. He walks to the corner and throws his hands up into the air with an X formation and feeds off of the crowd’s roars. Gunner jumps down and stands in his corner as he rotates his wrists, smirking as he waits for the match to begin.) JR-It’s possible that Jackson Gunner is looking to establish himself like Ricky Vegas was last month. King-I’m sure he’d like to have as much success as Ricky Vegas as far as that goes. Kris Gaffney-He is just starting his career, so that is understandable. [Jackson Gunner and Ricky Vegas pace around the ring, Ricky Vegas is able to take down Jackson Gunner, and goes for the ankle right away, but Jackson Gunner is able to kick him off. Ricky Vegas hits hard into the corner. Ricky Vegas attempts to go for a full house out of the corner as Jackson Gunner gets up to his feet. Jackson Gunner is able to duck under and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps on the middle rope. Jackson Gunner spring boards moon saults on Ricky Vegas that is able to catch Ricky Vegas into a lateral press. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..2..KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas, Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet. Jackson Gunner takes down Ricky Vegas with a head lock take down.Jackson Gunner holds on the pressure on Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas looks for a way out of the hold. He is slow to get up to his feet as Jackson Gunner holds on the pressure. Ricky Vegas whips Jackson Gunner off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a shoulder block that knocks down Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet, and Ricky Vegas goes for a wild fist, and he ducks under. Jackson Gunner to duck under, and he waits for Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas gets kicked in the gut by Jackson Gunner, and he drops him with the impaler DDT that puts him down on the mat. Jackson Gunner pushes him on his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…………KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas.] JR-Ricky Vegas gets dropped with an impaler DDT. King-Edge approves of that one. Kris Gaffney-He probably has dreams of when that ended a match. [Jackson Gunner attempts to pick up Ricky Vegas up, but Ricky Vegas is able to block the move with a quick European upper cut that makes Jackson Gunner stagger backwards. Ricky Vegas ducks under a clothesline by Jackson Gunner. Ricky Vegas runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Jackson Gunner gets put down with a running boot known as the full house, from there Ricky Vegas dives on the ropes, and he takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas realizes his time to rest is over, and he runs towards Jackson Gunner and he knocks him down with a running clothesline. Jackson Gunner gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits a few fists to the face that knocks Jackson Gunner backwards, and Ricky Vegas whips Jackson Gunner to the ropes. Ricky Vegas lowers his head. Ricky Vegas hits a big back body drop that sends Jackson Gunner flying, and Jackson crashes down on the mat. Ricky Vegas waits for Jackson Gunner to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Jackson Gunner gets lifted up, and dropped with a body slam. Ricky Vegas picks up Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner gets dropped with another body slam. Ricky Vegas picks him up for a final time, and he drops him with another one to complete the final body slam to complete the three of a kind. Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to consider what is next.] JR-Ricky Vegas has turned this match around. King-Guess we’ll who can put the match away. [Jackson Gunner is slow to get up to his feet, and as Ricky Vegas goes towards him, he kicks him in the gut. Jackson sets him up for a power bomb, but he is able to counter by struggling out, and he locks him with a Viva Las Vegas. Jackson Gunner is going down and looks to be fading, Ricky Vegas attempts to end it by grapevining with the legs. Jackson Gunner struggles away, Ricky Vegas continues at it, but out of no where Jackson Gunner flips over on Ricky Vegas into a jack knife pinning attempt. The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!!] JR-Jackson Gunner was in a bad spot, but possibly with his last grasp he was able to turn it around into a pininng combination. King-When you’re in that spot, sometimes it’s easy to not realize that you’re in a pin. (Ricky Vegas seems surprised, Jackson Gunner is still feeling the effects as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as the fire works show end. The crowd stands up yelling and waving their signs. The camera takes a few sweeping shots of the crowd, before it is zoomed out to display the location information. We get one more shot.)

JR-Tonight we are in Detroit. Hello and welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined at ring side by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney

King-Tonight two champions will do battle as Jackson Gunner will face Ricky Vegas.

Kris Gaffney-Both coming off big wins will look to continue that momentum.

King-Sure you can relate to that want…since you only looked to do things in your career…you never did.

Kris Gaffney-…..

JR-Let’s get started with the first match of the night.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system as a grape raises out of the stage as Kenny Omegrape walks on the stage. Kenny runs away from it as it rolls towards him like Indiana Jones, he slides into the ring.)

JR-……..

King-The Melon Gods tell us to stay on our toes.

Kris Gaffney-Guess so.

Turn Down for What by Leo Moracchioli starts to play over the speakers.... The Mission Valley Fight Club are at the top of the ramp all of them with their hands in an M shape. Joe walks in front as his goons are behind him.

JR-Joe E Lavish is not going to be easy to defeat.

King-But then again, he’s never faced the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-Unless the Melon Gods are on his side.

King-They haven’t decided yet!

[Kenny OMegrape walks around the ring talking to the crowd. Joe E Lavish doesn’t seem to appreciate this, and he runs at Kenny Omegrape, Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that echo through out the arena. Joe E Lavish tries to fight back with a few back elbows to the side of the shoulder. This makes Kenny Omegrape stagger backwards, Joe E Lavish goes for a fist to the face of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape is able to duck under, and he sets up Joe E Lavish, and he connects with a t-bone suplex that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down into the mat. Joe E Lavish is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a few fists to the face. Kenny Omegrape whips Joe E Lavish to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Joe E Lavish. Kenny Omegrape ducks under a clothesline by Joe E Lavish. Joe E Lavihs turns around, and Kenny Omegrape connects with a Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper to the side of the head. Joe E Lavish goes down to the mat. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Joe E Lavish. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2….KICK OUT by Joe E Lavish.]

JR- Joe E Lavish was able to kick out.

King-But how long?

Kris Gaffney-I guess we’ll find out.

[Joe E Lavish is picked up, but Joe E Lavish hits a jaw breaker that makes him stagger backwards. Joe E Lavish is slow to get up to his feet. Joe E Lavish to get up to his feet. Joe E Lavish to hit a spine buster that knocks him down on the mat. Joe E Lavish is slow to get up to his feet. Joe E Lavish fall back into the corner trying to recover. Joe E Lavish recovers, Kenny OMegrape runs towards him. Lavish connects with a boot to the face. Lavish goes to the second rope and Lavish hooks him, and he drops him with a tornado DDT!!]

JR-Good move by Joe E Lavish.

King-He wouldn’t have done that if the Melon Gods didn’t allow it.

Kris Gaffney-So what…do you think he should thank them?

King-Always!

[Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape gets picked up, but Kenny OMegrape struggles, and hits a few back eblows to the side of the head. Kenny Omegrape lands behind Joe E Lavish. Kenny Omegrape hits the Geese Lightning. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Lavish. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……..3!!]

JR-Kenny Omegrape gets the victory. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system as Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is very personal.

King-You can tell as he takes that footage.

Kris Gaffney-Must be angry footage.

Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. ***

JR-Christopher Haynes played a huge part in the tag team championship match.

King-That seems to be a theme recently.

Kris Gaffney-It does doesn’t it?

[Zack Ryder and Christopher Haynes throw fists to the face, Zack Ryder is able to duck under one the fists, and Zack Ryder is able to hit a few fists to the face. Christopher Haynes is able to stop the momentum with a knee lift to the gut that stuns Zack Ryder. Christopher Haynes runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes seems like he’s about to go for some sort of move, but it’s countered with a drop kick that knocks him down on the mat. Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he connects with a snap suplex. Zack Ryder drops an elbow. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position tomake the count. The ref counts 1………………2……KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes. Zack Ryder hits a few hard fists to the downed Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes throws Zack Ryder off of the attack, and he throws him off. Christopher Haynes gets up, and Christopher Haynes attempts to take the room that he caused with throwing Zack Ryder off and he throws a wild fist to the head. He ducks under, and Zack Ryder drops him with a belly to back suplex.]

JR-It seems Ryder’s rage has been able to power through Christopher Haynes usual tactics.

King-I would be careful JR..or Mack Daddy might just slap the taste out of your mouth…so maybe you shouldn’t be careful.

Kris Gaffney-So much concern.

[Zack Ryder measures up Christopher Haynes as he attempts to end this match. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. Christopher Haynes catches it, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a buckle Bomb. Christopher Haynes grabs a hold of the ropes. And the ref checks on something with Haynes as he turns his back, but as Haynes has the ref distracted. Christopher Hayne hits a low blow. This causes Zack Ryder pain for understandable reasons. Christopher Haynes waits for Zack Ryder, and he connects with a slaps, and an extra hard one to knocks down Zack Ryder. Christopher Haynes waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder gets picked up by Christopher Haynes, and he drops him with a death valley driver. Zack Ryder seems to be down for the count. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Christopher Haynes seems a bit stunned still, but doesn’t seem to want to stop his attack as Ryder was extremely aggressive. Christopher Haynes hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder tries to roll away, finally the ref makes sure that Ryder has his space.]

JR-Christopher Haynes has turned this match around.

King-He’s weathered the storm, now he’s going to slap the taste out of JR’s mouth…and Zack Ryder’s too if there is time.

Kris Gaffney-I’m wondering who will pick up on what King just said.

[Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet. Christopher Haynes picks up Zack Ryder struggles out of the back. But as his body is blocking the ref’s view, Christopher Haynes hits a low blow. Christopher Haynes taunts the crowd as he walks around the ring, and he runs towards Zack Ryder, but Zack Ryder unexpectly hits the Rough Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………..3!!]

JR-Christopher Haynes got away with a low blow, but Ryder had enough when Christopher Haynes didn’t take advantage right away.

King-Your asking for it JR!

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring.

JR-It should be interesting to see how this team works.

King-Seemly Connor has a priority of himself.

Kris Gaffney-Always a good priority.

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Tommy Malone and Brandon Leno are looking to prove themselves as a team.

King-This is a good way to do it…against one of the tag team champions and number one contenderships.

[Connor Wicklow starts out in the match as him and Brandon Leno circle the ring, and Brandon Leno runs towards Connor, Connor Wicklow attempts to go for a spinning elbow, but Brandon Leno is able to duck under. Connor Wicklow turns around as Brandon Leno is running towards him. Connor Wicklow is able to counter this with a deep arm drag release, and Brandon Leno crashes down hard, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and Connor Wicklow runs, and he connects with a forearm shot that sends Brandon Leno falling towards the ropes. Connor Wicklow whips Brandon Leno to the ropes. Brandon Leno bounces off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying back elbow to the face that drops Brandon Leno. Connor Wicklow goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Brandon Leno to get sup to his feet. Once he does Brandon Leno jumps off, and he connects with the Shotgun drop kick. Brandon Leno is down. Connor Wicklow goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Brandon Leno. Connor Wicklow makes the tag to the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody steps inside of the ring, and he picks up Brandon Leno in the corner, and he hits a knee lift, and then another one. The Wretched Nobody grabs Brandon Leno and he throws him out of the corner, and he hits hard into the mat.]

JR-This might be bad for Brandon Leno.

King-Seems to be a theme for him lately.

Kris Gaffney-Well it can be turned around quickly.

[The Wretched Nobody waits for Brandon Leno to get up to his feet, and once he gets upt o his feet, The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up for a choke slam, but Brandon Leno counters with a DDT driving him on his head. Brandon Leno makes the tag to Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone knowing what to expect doesn’t let the Wretched Nobody get up and he hits a running knee to the face, but Wretch is still on his way up to his feet. Tommy Malone drops him with the Irish Stun Gun. Tommy Malone goes into the corner, and he waits for Wretch to get up.]

JR-It looks like Tommy Malone is going for the liberation driver.

King-The Wretched Nobody and Brandon Leno have traded championship wins, so they know they have what it takes to defeat each other.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see who has that extra bit to help their team to victory.

[The Wretched Nobody gets up, Tommy goes for the liberation driver, but The Wretched Nobody is able to block it enough that he is able to get to make the tag to Connor Wicklow who comes into the ring, and drops Tommy with the Zero signal. The Wretched Nobody takes Leno out with a trephination as Connor goes into the cover on Leno. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-The Wretched Nobody was able to block the execution of the liberation driver allowing him to make the pin to Connor to finish the job.

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is a battle of former Zack Ryder tag team partners.

King-Seems one left better than the other.

Kris Gaffney-Even though he left him for someone he hates.

King-Good point

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-Killer Tschida has a lot of people gunning for him.

King-He’s crazy, you think he’s cares?

Kris Gaffney-Guess when you lost your mind, you don’t have anything to lose.

[Tony Ikeda rushes Killer Tschida and hammers him down with fists to the face, Killer Tschida is attempting to block some of the fists to attempt to find an opening, and he finds it by poking Tony Ikeda in the eye. Tony Ikeda is blinded, and Killer Tschida runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, but Tony Ikeda seems to sense him coming towards him, and he is able to land a hard fist to the face that drops Killer Tschida as he bounces off of the ropes, and Killer Tschida rolls under the ropes and gets up on the apron. Tony Ikeda watches as he does this and he measures up. Killer Tschida gets up to his feet on the apron. Killer Tschida is up to his feet. Once he is up to his feet. Tony Ikeda runs towards the ropes, and he sling shots Killer Tschida into the ring. Killer Tschida fly’s over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. Killer Tschida is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down with a DDT. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face. Tony Ikeda lifts up Killer Tschida before he is able to get up to his fee ton his own. Tony Ikeda hooks Killer Tschida, and he drops him with a full nelson slam.]

JR-This seems personal.

King-Maybe we’ll see a Badd Bros’ reunion at some point.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe…

[Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…Killer Tschida is able to kick out. Tony Ikeda picks up Killer Tschida up by the hair, and he goes for another full nelson slam, but this time Killer Tschida is able to struggle out, and he lands on the mat. Tony Ikeda turns around, and he gets blasted with a Killer Kick by Killer Tschida. Tony Ikeda falls against the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Killer Tschida hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda is set up with a piledriver. Killer Tschida lifts up Tony Ikeda, and he drops him with a piledriver. Tony Ikeda seems to be down, Killer Tschida throws his arm over the downed Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……….KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Killer Tschida doesn’t seem too pleased with the ref’s count. Despite the fact he needs to rest up after taking quite a few moves. Killer Tschida yells at the ref. Killer Tschida slowly rises up to his feet as he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet.]

JR-Killer Tschida might becoming unglued.

King-But then again…that’s why we are here.

Kris Gaffney-That’s true.

[Tony Ikeda gets up, but Killer Tschida attempts to bring him back down with an arm bar for the Tschida lock, but Tony Ikeda is able to slip behind Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida gets hooked for a full nelson suplex, but Killer Tschida counters with a roll up. The ref counts as he’s not looking Killer Tschida reaching for the ropes. The ref counts 1………..2…..as Killer is reaching for the ropes. Tony is able to fight out of the pin an reverse it on Killer. Tony has Killer in a pinning combination. The ref counts 1…………..2………3!!]

JR-Killer Tschida attempted to cheat, but the World Champion used his experience to take advantage, and get the victory.

(Tony Ikeda gets up, but he gets blasted with a killer kick, and Killer yells and he throws him hard into the ring post. TOny Ikeda falls out of the ring. Killer Tschida stands over Tony Ikeda as the crowd boo's him, and leaves.)

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-This is a battle of champions.

King-Ricky Vegas is coming off a win against the former champion Brandon Leno.

Kris Gaffney- He wanted to prove himself a real IC champion, I think he did that.

(Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth blasts over the loud speakers and the crowed erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He rips his tank off and throws it into the crowd, he beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stares slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. On his way to the ring, fighting out of Honolulu Hawaii. Standing 6’4” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER!

(As Gunner slowly makes his way down the stairs he reaches the barricade and easily jumps over. He turns, faces the fans and beats his chest again with a roar to the crowd. Gunner turns faces the ring. He takes a step forward and easily jumps onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope and easily leaps over. He walks to the corner and throws his hands up into the air with an X formation and feeds off of the crowd’s roars. Gunner jumps down and stands in his corner as he rotates his wrists, smirking as he waits for the match to begin.)

JR-It’s possible that Jackson Gunner is looking to establish himself like Ricky Vegas was last month.

King-I’m sure he’d like to have as much success as Ricky Vegas as far as that goes.

Kris Gaffney-He is just starting his career, so that is understandable.

[Jackson Gunner and Ricky Vegas pace around the ring, Ricky Vegas is able to take down Jackson Gunner, and goes for the ankle right away, but Jackson Gunner is able to kick him off. Ricky Vegas hits hard into the corner. Ricky Vegas attempts to go for a full house out of the corner as Jackson Gunner gets up to his feet. Jackson Gunner is able to duck under and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps on the middle rope. Jackson Gunner spring boards moon saults on Ricky Vegas that is able to catch Ricky Vegas into a lateral press. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..2..KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas, Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet. Jackson Gunner takes down Ricky Vegas with a head lock take down.Jackson Gunner holds on the pressure on Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas looks for a way out of the hold. He is slow to get up to his feet as Jackson Gunner holds on the pressure. Ricky Vegas whips Jackson Gunner off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a shoulder block that knocks down Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet, and Ricky Vegas goes for a wild fist, and he ducks under. Jackson Gunner to duck under, and he waits for Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas gets kicked in the gut by Jackson Gunner, and he drops him with the impaler DDT that puts him down on the mat. Jackson Gunner pushes him on his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…………KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas.]

JR-Ricky Vegas gets dropped with an impaler DDT.

King-Edge approves of that one.

Kris Gaffney-He probably has dreams of when that ended a match.

[Jackson Gunner attempts to pick up Ricky Vegas up, but Ricky Vegas is able to block the move with a quick European upper cut that makes Jackson Gunner stagger backwards. Ricky Vegas ducks under a clothesline by Jackson Gunner. Ricky Vegas runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Jackson Gunner gets put down with a running boot known as the full house, from there Ricky Vegas dives on the ropes, and he takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas realizes his time to rest is over, and he runs towards Jackson Gunner and he knocks him down with a running clothesline. Jackson Gunner gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits a few fists to the face that knocks Jackson Gunner backwards, and Ricky Vegas whips Jackson Gunner to the ropes. Ricky Vegas lowers his head. Ricky Vegas hits a big back body drop that sends Jackson Gunner flying, and Jackson crashes down on the mat. Ricky Vegas waits for Jackson Gunner to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Jackson Gunner gets lifted up, and dropped with a body slam. Ricky Vegas picks up Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner gets dropped with another body slam. Ricky Vegas picks him up for a final time, and he drops him with another one to complete the final body slam to complete the three of a kind. Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to consider what is next.]

JR-Ricky Vegas has turned this match around.

King-Guess we’ll who can put the match away.

[Jackson Gunner is slow to get up to his feet, and as Ricky Vegas goes towards him, he kicks him in the gut. Jackson sets him up for a power bomb, but he is able to counter by struggling out, and he locks him with a Viva Las Vegas. Jackson Gunner is going down and looks to be fading, Ricky Vegas attempts to end it by grapevining with the legs. Jackson Gunner struggles away, Ricky Vegas continues at it, but out of no where Jackson Gunner flips over on Ricky Vegas into a jack knife pinning attempt. The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!!] JR-Jackson Gunner was in a bad spot, but possibly with his last grasp he was able to turn it around into a pininng combination.

King-When you’re in that spot, sometimes it’s easy to not realize that you’re in a pin.

(Ricky Vegas seems surprised, Jackson Gunner is still feeling the effects as Shockwave goes off the air.)