(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video plays as we go into the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, and the lights turn on as fans wave their signs that say “Jake Plummer owned me too”, “Queen vs. Princess”, and “Big Sal put a hit on my sign.”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-We have quite a show, headlined by Degenerate and Scott Tazte.

Kris Gaffney-Guess were going to find out who will face Marc Mead for the world title.

(“Killer Queen” blasts on the PA system as Madison Rayne walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is the first we have seen Madison in a while.

King-Guess she wanted to find another crown.

Kris Gaffney-Could have gotten one from you.

(“All Grown Up” blasts on the PA system as Stephanie McMahon walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Stephanie doesn’t look very comfortable tonight.

King-But she does look hot.

Kris Gaffney-and isn’t that what matters?

[Stephanie McMahon-Walker and Madison Rayne pace around the ring, and they lock up, Stephanie McMahon goes behind Madison Rayne, and Stephanie hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Madison Rayne. Madison Rayne looks for a way out of the hold, and she goes for an elbow, but Stephanie McMahon-Walker is able to duck it, and she hits a knee lift. This stuns Madison Rayne, and Stephanie McMahon-Walker is able to whip Madison Rayne into the ropes, as she bounces off of the ropes, but before she goes back to where Stephanie is waiting. Madison Rayne is able to hook the ropes, and Stephanie McMahon-Walker charges at Madison Rayne for seemly a clothesline, but it’s countered by Madison Rayne who throws Stephanie McMahon-Walker through the ropes, but Stephanie is able to stay on the apron, and get up fairly quickly, and as Madison Rayne turns around, Stephanie hits a hang man that sends Madison Rayne stumbling backwards, and Stephanie steps inside of the ring, and she waits for Madison Rayne to turn around, and she hits a spear on Madison Rayne. Stephanie pushing down her skirt, and looking embarrassed, but finally hitting a few fists to the face of the downed Madison Rayne, and Madison Rayne pushes Stephanie off, and Stephanie gets up, and as she does. Madison Rayne goes for a fist to the face, but it’s blocked by Stephanie McMahon-Walker, she answers with a few fists to the face of Madison Rayne. Madison stumbles backwards, and Stephanie tries to whip her to the ropes, and she reverses it, which sends Stephanie off of the ropes. Stephanie bounces off of the ropes, Rayne lowers her head, and Stephanie McMahon-Walker drives her down to the mat. Madison Rayne bounces up, and she goes right into the waiting Stephanie who picks her up, and hits a body slam on Madison Rayne. Stephanie McMahon-Walker goes to the nearest turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second rope, and she leaps off of the top rope with a flying elbow drop that connects on Madison Rayne. Stephanie goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………2………KICK OUT by Madison Rayne!]

JR-Madison Rayne barely kicked out there.

King-Could have sworn she yelled “Queen it up BITCH”.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think you should add bitch to anything even remotely involving X-Cold.

[Stephanie gets up to her feet, and calls for the Chiller as Madison Rayne stumbles up to her feet, and once she gets up. Stephanie kicks Madison Rayne in the gut, and goes for the Chiller, but it’s countered by Madison Rayne pushing Stephanie off, and Stephanie bounces off of the ropes, and Madison Rayne hits one woman flap jack that sends Stephanie on her face. Stephanie is in pain, and Madison Rayne takes a few moments to rest up as Stepahnie is slow to get up to her feet, and Madison Rayne closes the gap between them, and Madison Rayne hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut, Madison Rayne brings Stephanie McMahon-Walker out of the corner and tries to whip Stephanie to the ropes. She bounces off of the ropes, and Stephanie goes for a cross body block, but Madison Rayne ducks it, and Stephanie crashes and burns around, rolls out of the ring. This allows Madison Rayne to get the rest that she wants, as Stephanie is slow to get up on the outside. She slowly does this with the help of the apron. As Stephanie is up to her feet. Madison Rayne is rested, and she charges, and hits a baseball slide that knocks Stephanie back down. Madison Rayne rolls out of the ring, and pulls Stephanie McMahon-Walker up to her feet, and she drives her into the guard rail. Stephanie is in a lot of pain. But Madison Rayne doesn’t let Stephanie fall down, instead she brings Stephanie up, and throws her into the ring, and Madison Rayne climbs up to the top rope, and she waits for Stephanie to get up to her feet.]

JR-Stephanie is in trouble.

King-Who cares, it’s awesome to see her on the mat.

Kris Gaffney-indeed.

[Madison Rayne leaps off of the ropes as Stephanie is up on her feet, and Stephanie hits a kick to the gut, and she hits the Chiller! Stephanie goes into the cover on Madison Rayne, and the ref counts the 1………………2………….3!]

JR-Stephanie won this match.

King-No more Stephanie :-(

Kris Gaffney-We can use emoticons? :-D

(“Robb Resurrektion’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Robb Resurrektion walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Robb Resurrektion has had some issues with Bad Company lately.

King-And when you have issue with one of them, you have a problem with all of them.

Kris Gaffney-Sounds like the first Spider-man.

King-The one that hasn’t come out?

Kris Gaffney-……..

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Big Sal walks to the ring along with Tony Valentino.)

JR-Big Sal is dangerous competitor.

King-Well he and Pond had a hell of a feud a little while ago.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed, he could have been a champion there.

[Robb Resurrektion and Big Sal pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Big Sal and Robb Resurrektion push back, and forth trying to gain the advantage. Big Sal seemly going easy on the situation is able to push Robb Resurrektion into the corner, and the ref counts, and gets to four, before Big Sal backs out of the corner, Robb Resurrektion throws a fist to the face of Big Sal, but Big Sal is able to duck it, and Robb Resurrektion turns right into a big boot to the face that knocks down Robb Resurrektion. Robb Resurrektion goes down to the mat, and is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Big Sal meets him with a few punches to the face that stumble back Robb Resurrektion. Big Sal tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Robb Resurrektion. Big Sal goes to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Robb Resurrektion goes for a super kick, but it’s ducked under by Big Sal who continues to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and as Robb Resurrektion turns around Robb Resurrektion, and he gets hit with a flying shoulder block by Big Sal. Robb Resurrektion goes down, and he slowly gets up to his feet much more in pain than before, and Big Sal decides to back off, and pick his next move as Robb turns around into a pick up, and a lift by Big Sal. Big Sal holds Robb Resurrektion over his head with a military press, and finally drop him for a military press slam. Robb Resurrektion is in pain, and he is slow to get up, and he falls into the corner, and Big Sal is quickly able to close the gap. Big Sal hits a few knee lifts in the corner to Robb Resurrektion, and before the ref can complain. Big Sal takes out Robb Resurrektion out of the corner, and Big Sal whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Robb Resurrektion leaps in the air, and he goes for a vertical cross body block. But it’s countered by Robb Resurrektion catching him in mid air. Big Sal puts him in a bear hug, the ref checks for any signs of a give out, but Robb Resurrektion wants to look for a way out of the hold, and he tries to get to the ropes, but Big Sal being the bigger, and stronger of the two is able to hold him back away from the ropes enough, Robb Resurrektion starts to fade, but suddenly before they can do the stereotypical come back, Robb Resurrektion comes to life, and hits a few fists to the face of Big Sal, and then claps him to the side of the ears. This stuns Big Sal enough for him to finally let go, Robb Resurrektion stumbles around hurt by the last few moves, but he is able to get his wits about him as he knows that he has to keep the pressure on, he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, but as this happens Big Sal is able to catch him into a spinning side slam!]

JR-Robb Resurrektion is in trouble here.

King-He’s about as Resurrekted as Aeris Gainsborough right now.

Kris Gaffney-Ouch…you know Cloud was a former EMF superstar…he’s not going to like that.

[Big Sal goes into the cover on Robb Resurrektion, and the ref counts the 1……………………2………………kick out by Robb Resurrektion. Big Sal looks at the ref, and shakes his head thinking that he could have got the three there. Robb Resurrektion hits a few mounted punches on the downed Robb Resurrektion. Big Sal gets up to his feet, and puts his hand up, and waits for Robb Resurrektion to get up to his feet, and once he does Big Sal grabs him around the throat, and lifts him up for a choke slam. But it’s countered by Robb Resurrektion who is able to get out of the grip of Big Sal. Big Sal turns around into a kick, and a set up, Resurrektion is able to take Big Sal down with a impaler DDT. Robb Resurrektion is down on the mat, and he is able to rest up now as Big Sal is down for enough time to possibly for him to get the rest he needs to maybe start up another offensive attack. Robb Ressurektion is able to get up in the corner before the count gets up to any number worth mentioning. Big Sal is up too, he charges at Robb Resurrektion, and he counters with a boot to the face of Big Sal. Big Sal stumbles backwards, and Big Sal is able to recover quickly, and he charges at Ressurektion is able to move out of the way, and Big Sal crashes into the corner he stumbles out of the corner, and turns towards Robb Resurrektion who hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip Big Sal to the ropes, but it’s reversed, and he bounces off of the ropes. Big Sal lowers his head, and Robb Resurrektion is able to counter with a swinging neck breaker. Big Sal is slow to get up, and he falls into the ropes, and Robb Resurektion hits a running clothesline that knocks him to the mat below. Robb Resurrektion runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a suicide dive that connects on Big Sal. Both wrestlers are down on the mat after this move.]

JR-Robb Resurrektion is putting it all on the line.

King-We wouldn’t expect anything else from Vesneski trained guy.

[Big Sal gets pulled up, and suddenly he comes back to life, and he hits a knee lift to Robb Resurrektion, and Big Sal throws him into the ring. He steps up on the top rope, but it’s countered with Robb Resurrektion who dives on the top rope. Robb Resurrektion climbs up to the top rope, and hooks Big Sal for a super plex, and he goes for it, but Big Sal blocks it, and Big Sal hooks Robb Resurrektion for the 1………..2………3!]

JR-Big Sal just shocked Robb Resurrektion!

King-He didn’t see that coming.

(“Marc Mead’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week the Rock and Marc Mead had quite a match with a tag team match.

King-Yeah, that was…interesting, that’s for sure.

Kris Gaffney-Tazte had it right…awkward.

(“If You Smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Rock could be back to face Marc next week, but for the title.

King-Who is watching to make these decisions.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe Prez Mike?

King-He exists still?

[The Rock and Marc mead pace around the ring, and Marc Mead charges at the Rock, the Rock is easily able to side step him, and throws him into the apron. Marc Mead is able to land on the apron, and the Rock charges at him, but it’s countered with a shoulder block. The Rock stumble backwards, and Marc Mead measures up, and sling shots himself up to the top rope, and once he’s there he leaps off of the top rope, and he goes for some sort of move, what it is we will never know as he leaps, and goes for a move, but it’s countered with a fist to the face that knocks down Marc Mead to the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face of Marc Mead, and he whips Marc Mead off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a hip toss that sends Marc Mead on the mat, and Marc Mead gets up dazed, and the Rock picks up Marc Mead, and hits a body slam, it looks like he’s going for the People’s Elbow, but Marc Mead is able to nip up, and Marc Mead runs to the ropes, and he leaps off of the ropes, and goes for a spring board move, but the Rock catches this in mid ari with a kick to the gut, and he goes for a DDT. But Marc Mead is able to push the Rock into the corner, and Marc Mead hits a few fists to the face of The Rock, and tries to whip him to the opposite side of the ring, and Marc Mead taunts the crowd, and then charges in at the Rock as he comes into the corner, the Rock hits the corner hard, but bounces out of the corner quickly, and hits a clothesline as Marc Mead comes into the corner, the momentum of the two object makes Marc Mead do a flip in mid air, and land on his back. Marc Mead is slow to get up to his feet, and the Rock waits as Marc Mead gets up to his feet, and he goes for the Rock bottom, but Marc Mead is able to hit a few elbows to get out of the hold, and Marc Mead tries to kick the Rock, but he is able to grabs Marc Mead’s legs, and hits a dragon screw to take down Marc Mead, and The Rock starts to put on the Rock Shooter, but Marc Mead is able to struggle, and he is able to reach the ropes, and he makes the Rock break the hold, and the Rock doesn’t look too happy with this decision, but he drops Marc Mead’s legs as he rolls to the outside.]

JR-The Rock almost had Marc there.

King-Yeah, just think…there might be bell ringing.

Kris Gaffney-Unless John Cena saw it, then he’d make sure it wouldn’t happen…along with saving a hundred starving puppies….and were not talking breasts.

[Marc Mead is on the outside as the Rock rolls out of the ring, and goes towards Marc Mead, but Marc Mead is abgle to count this by using the Rock’s momentum, and a grab of a tights which sends the Rock hard into the ring steps. The Rock is in pain, and Marc Mead takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet, he brings up the Rock with him. Marc Mead throws the Rock into the ring, and he pulls himself up to the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. But suddenly the Rock nips up, and he charges up the turnbuckle, but Marc Mead is able to answer with a side kick to the head. The Rock falls down to the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet he is stumbling so this time Marc can steady’s himself, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying back elbow that connects on the Rock. The Rock is down on the mat, and Marc Mead is able to rest up after this move, and slowly both wrestlers get up to their feet, and Marc Mead goes for a kick, but the Rock once again catches it. But being through this before, Marc Mead is able to counter with an ezguri that connects to the side of the head. The Rock stumbles backwards, and dazely hits the ropes, and comes towards Marc Mead. Marc Mead hits a super kick that makes the Rock fall back into the corner, and Marc Mead goes into the opposite corner, and he waits as the Rock gets up to his feet, and once he does Marc Mead runs at the Rock, and hits a big splash in the corner. Marc Mead backs out of the corner as the Rock stumbles out of the corner. Marc Mead kicks the Rock in the gut, and Marc Mead sets up the Rock, and hits an impaler DDT on the Rock. Marc Mead goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref counts the 1………2………KICK OUT by the Rock!]

JR-Marc Mead might have this match in the palm of his hand.

King-Well he’s going to have to do stuff like this if he wants people take him seriously as a world champion.

[Marc Mead waits for the Rock to get up to his feet, once he does he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and goes for the Mead Kick V.2, but the Rock ducks it. Marc Mead turns around right into the Rock Bottom. But as the Rock goes into the cover, Degenerate slides into the ring with a chair, and smashes the Rock before the count can begin. The ref DQ’s Degenerate, who slides out of the ring. Marc gets up not knowing what has happened, he see’s the Rock trying to get up to his feet, Marc hits the Mead Kick V.1 and as he is told he leaves the ring.]

JR-It seems this feud with Degenerate and the Rock is not going to go away.

King-Like an ex-wife who hasn’t sucked my money dry.

(“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-It looks to me as far as the world title goes, Marc and Tazte seems to be heading towards a match.

King-This is the most likely conclusion.

Kris Gaffney-Well as much as Tazte isn’t a fan of Marc, it didn’t look like Marc was a fan of Tazte either.

King-So he’s just another Tazte enemy?

(“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Degenerate is looking to make a mark himself.

King-He seems kinda bitter lately…what happened to the fun Degenerate. I think Serious Degenerate has him captive.

Kris Gaffney-Fight back fun Degenerate, together we can win!

[Scott Tazte and Degenerate pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Scott Tazte hits a knee lift to the gut, and Scott Tazte is able to bring Degenerate over to the corner, and he tries to smash Degenerate into the turnbuckle face first, but it’s blocked by Degenerate, and Degenerate smashes Scott Tazte face first into the top turnbuckle. Scott Tazte stumbles backwards, and Degenerate takes a few moments to measure up, and he charges at Degenerate, but it’s countered with a hip toss that sends Degenerate down to the mat, and Degenerate gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a running clothesline that knocks down Degenerate. Scott Tazte waits for Degenerate to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Scott Tazte goes for what seems to be an inverted Russian leg sweep, but it’s countered with a few elbows to the side of the head. Scott Tazte stumbles backwards, and Degenearate charges at Scott Tazte, and Degenerate counters this with a hot shot that sends Degenerate flying hard on the top rope. Scott Tazte waits behind him, and Scott Tazte picks up Degenerate, and hits a body slam on Degenerate, and Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and he hits a quick leg drop that makes Degenerate roll under the ring ropes in pain. Scott Tazte seeing this as a chance to do something interesting waits as Degenerate gets up to his feet, and once he does Scott Tazte runs to the ropes, and comes towards Degenerate, Degenerate seeing this and obviously wanting to stop it for pain reasons tries to go for a shoulder block. But Scott Tazte had a different idea, and Scott Tazte is able to slide under Degenerate, and he is able to pull Tazte’s legs out from under him. Degenerate falls off of the apron, and he falls on his face. Degenerate is in pain, and Scott Tazte takes a few moments, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Degenerate. Scott Tazte brings Degenerate over to the ring steps, and then smashes him on the ring steps. Degenerate falls down on one knee, and Degenerate gets picked up by Scott Tazte who throws him into the ring. Scott Tazte pumps up the crowd, and jumps on the apron before the ref’s count gets too far into the end. Scott Tazte climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Degenerate to get up to his feet, and once he does Scott Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and catches Degenerate with a flying cross body. Scott Tazte hooks the IC champion who struggles to get out of the move, and the ref counts the 1…………….2…………………….KICK OUT by Degenerate!]

JR-Almost three by Tazte.

King-Well Degenerate is the new IC champion, and Tazte is Tazte.

Kris Gaffney-They use to say that about me…in a negative sense.

[Degenerate is down on the mat, and sensing that the end is near Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and he waits as Degenerate is slow to his feet, and once he’s fully up to his feet, and he turns around. Scott Tazte kicks Degenerate in the gut, and goes for the Remedy DDT, but it’s countered by Degenerate who spins out of it, and he drives Scott Tazte into the corner, and he hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut, and Degenerate backs out of the corner as he’s clearly hurting, Scott Tazte is stunned, but not hurt enough to back off as he charges at Scott Tazte. But Scott Tazte is able to catch Degenerate, and drive him down with a spinning spine buster for all those double A fans who want to protect their spot. Not a dog spot, not a liver spot….oh well, you know the rest, any ways Degenerate and Scott Tazte is planted, and Degenerate rolls on his back as he now needs to rest up with the time he has granted himself with that last move. Degenerate gets to his feet, and Scott Tazte steady themselves ont heir feet using each other as a post. Degenerate takes a swing at Scott Tazte, but Degenerate is able to duck it, and Degenerate runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes with a flying shoulder block that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Degenerate hits a belly to back suplex that puts down Scott Tazte. Degenerate gets up to his feet, and he waits for Scott Tazte who is much slower to get up to his feet, and Degenerate hits a back breaker on Scott Tazte which takes him down to the mat. Degenerate slowling down falls to one knee, and rests up. Scott Tazte crawls into the corner, and he climbs back to his feet using the ropes, and Degenerate charges at Scott Tazte, and hits a big splash in the corner. Scott Tazte stumbles out of the corner, and Degenerate tries to whip him out of the corner, and Scott Tazte reverses. Scott Tazte tries to follow after shaking his head, but this move is able to allow Degenerate to step out of the corner, and hits a hot shot that sends Scott Tazte face first into the turnbuckle. Degenerate hits a reverse neck breaker on Scott Tazte. Degenerate goes into the second rope, and he leaps off of the ropes with a flying elbow drop. Degenerate goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……….2……….KICK OUT by Scott Tazte!]

JR-Degenerate is giving it all he has.

King-But so is Tazte.

[Degenerate gets up to his feet, and he waits for Scott Tazte who is very slow to his feet, Degenerate grows impatient, he goes over to Tazte. Tazte pushes him away, it just so happens that Degenerate hits heads with the ref. The ref goes down, and Degenerate goes right into the waiting Tazte who kicks him, and he hits the Remedy DDT. Scott Tazte goes into the cover, but there is no ref to make the cover, Tazte gets up, and goes over to try to get the ref up. But suddenly Marc Mead slides into the ring with the title, and Marc Mead smashes Scott Tazte with the belt. And rolls out of the ring, Degenerate makes the cover on Scott Tazte, and the ref coming to makes the count for the 1…………2………….3!]

JR-Marc Mead seemly has an opinion on who he wants to face.

King-Or maybe it’s who he doesn’t want to face.

(Saturday Shockwave goes off the air as Marc Mead yelling down at Tazte about not being able to take his title, as on the outside the Rock has gotten to Degenerate who battle in the isle way as we fade off the air.)