EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We open up this edition into the arena hosting this edition of Saturday Shockwave. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. Once they complete, the lights turn on. The fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera scan around the Shockwave crowd as the commentators begin to speak.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Portland, Oregon. Tonight the EMF continues the road to Survival of the Fittest. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined as always by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King Tonight the EMF contenders and champions are preparing for a week from now such as our main event of this evening as Buddy Friend faces Wade Wilson.

King-We know that Buddy Friend will face a champion, we don’t know which one, but tonight he’ll get a taste of what it will be like as he faces the TV champion Wade Wilson.

Kris Gaffney-Championship isn’t on the line though.

King-Yeah…or it wouldn’t just be a taste.

Kris Gaffney-Just making sure everyone else knew.

King-You’re getting as bad as JR.

JR-With that said…lets get tonight started with the opening contest of the night.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he walks down to the ring. “Matt Faris’ theme” blasts on the PA system. Matt Faris walks out on the stage, and continues down to ring side.)

JR-Last week Tony was unable to defeat his tag team partner, but he has a great opportunity in front of him.

King-Plus Matt Faris is undefeated!

Kris Gaffney-He’s going to be on his game.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, he throws grapes at the audience. He walks to the ring, Tony slides out of the ring.)

JR-Should be noted that Tony and the Melon Club have a long feud.

King-You’d think they’d be friends.

Kris Gaffney-He’s not buying the right fruit!

[Tony Ikeda walks around the ring. But seemly Matt Faris wants to start out the match. Kenny Omegrape throws a grape at him, but Matt Faris doesn’t catch it, and eat it. Kenny Omegrape will get vengeance for his fallen grape. He hits a few fists, followed by a few forearm shots to the back of the neck. He grabs his hand, and whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape hooks him, and throws him into a Japanese arm drag that sends him flying across the ring. Tony Ikeda is on the apron. Kenny omegrape hits a super kcik that makes Matt Faris fly backwards, he hits into Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls off of the apron. Kenny Omegrape hooks Matt Faris into a school boy. The ref quickly goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Matt Faris. Matt Faris gets up a bit dizzy, and gets up a bit too quickly. Kenny Omegrape lifts up Matt Faris, and he drops him backwards neck first into the top rope. He bounces off, Kenny Omegrape hooks Matt Faris, and drops him with a german suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape might have Matt Faris right here.

Kris Gaffney-When’s the last time this pinned someone with that move?

King-This was some people’s finisher you know…have some respect.

[The ref counts 1…………….Tony Ikeda reaches into the ring, and he grabs Kenny Omegrape’s foot, and he drags him under the ropes. He grabs Kenny, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. He crashes hard into the ring steps shoulder first. Tony Ikeda seeing a chance as Matt Faris is slow to get up to his feet. Matt Faris turns towards Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda hooks Matt Faris, and he lifts him up, and he drops him for a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Matt Faris. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2…Matt Faris gets his foot on the ropes. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and he calls for his finisher the full nelson suplex. Matt Faris is trying ot get up to his feet.]

JR-It looks like that Tony Ikeda is attempting to end this match.

King-Why didn’t he go for that before?

Kris Gaffney-Not sure…maybe he thought that far ahead.

[Tony Ikeda waits for Matt Faris to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Matt Faris gets up. Tony Ikeda hooks Matt Faris with a full nelson, but it’s blocked, and turned into a reverse arm drag. Tony Ikeda goes flying towards the corner. He gets up, he turns right into Matt Faris who drops him into an inverted Russian leg sweep that drives his face into the mat. Matt Faris crawls across the ring, he see’s that Kenny Omegrape is pulling himself up on the apron. Matt Faris is fully up to his feet, he runs to the ropes. He spring boards off of the ropes, and he connects with a spring board drop kick that sends Kenny Omegrape flying off of the apron, and once again down on the arena floor around ring side. Matt Faris turns towards Tony Ikeda, and figures out his next move.]

JR-Tony Ikeda is thinking about his next move.

King-We don’t have all day Tony.

Kris Gaffney-Considering how old he is…he probably think he has all the time in the world.

King-Does that make sense?

Kris Gaffney-If he thinks he’s immortal, it does…

[Matt Faris gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hooks him, and drops him for the full nelson suplex. But as he gets up, Kenny Omegrape hits him with a chair that makes him fall forward, and he falls out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Matt Faris. The ref makes the count. The ref counts 1…………2……..3!!]

JR-Tony hit his finisher, but Kenny Omegrape reaped the rewards

Kris Gaffney-Because he eats fruit!

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, he nods his head. He does the YES taunt down to the ring, before entering the ring waiting for Aleister.)

JR-Daniel Bryan’s match against Matt Faris didn’t work quite like he wanted, let’s see if he can turn it around this week.

King-You definitely can’t count Daniel Bryan out.

Kris Gaffney-Trust me, he’ll tell you not to if you do.

(“Aleister Black’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Aleister Black walks out on the stage. He stare down Daniel Bryan as he walks down to the ring, and he enters the ring.)

JR-Speaking of which, Aleister Black has been looking to get on the right track for a while now.

King-Well he was successful before, maybe this will be the week.

[Daniel Bryan and Aleister Black pace around the ring. Aleister Black goes for a kick to the head. Daniel Bryan is able to duck under, and he pushes him to the ropes. Aleister Black bounces off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan leaps in the air, and he connects with a leg lariat that puts down Aleister Black, Aleister Black goes down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he sets him up, and he hits a snap suplex that puts down Aleister Black. Daniel Bryan stands over Aleister Black, and he drops an elbow lands on Aleister Black. Daniel Bryan backs up, and allows Aleister Black to get up to his feet. He is in the corner. Daniel Bryan runs towards him, and he hits a running drop kick into the corner Aleister Black looks like he’s about to stumble out of the corner. Daniel Bryan pushes him into the corner, and he hits a kick into the ribs, and then he tries to whip Aleister into the corner, but Aleister is able to reverse the whip. Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, Aleister follows him, and Daniel Bryan runs up the turnbuckle. He flips over the top of Aleister Black. But instead of running to the ropes, he waits for Aleister Black to turn around. He grabs his head, and he drops down, and brings down Aleister Black with a reverse jaw breaker that stumbles him backwards. He hits the corner, and stumbles backwards. Daniel Bryan hooks Aleister Black, and he lifts him up, and he drops him for a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………….2…………KICK OUT by Aleister Black. Daniel Bryan doesn’t argue with the ref instead, he hits a few stomps on the downed Aleister Black, he lifts him up, and he hits a body slam.]

JR-It looks like Daniel Bryan has something on his mind.

King-I got a feeling it’s not going to work.

Kris Gaffney-So little faith…

[Daniel Bryan goes to the outside of the ring, he climbs up to the top rope. But Aleister is already up to his feet, he runs up to the top rope, and Aleister hooks Daniel Bryan, and he hits an arm bar that sends him flying off of the top rope. He crashes down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, slowly they get up to their feet. Once they do, Daniel Bryan attempts to go for an arm bar. Aleister Black is able to block it, he spins around into an elbow to the face of Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan stumbles backwards holding his face. Alesiter Black is able to set his feet, and connect with a kick to the side of the head that drops Daniel Bryan. Aleister Black goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The goes into postion to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2….KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan!!]

JR-Aleister Black might have turned the corner here.

King-But he’s going to have to find the thing to beat Daniel Bryan, not just get this match back into his control.

[Aleister Black watches as Daniel Bryan is getting up to his feet. Aleister runs to the ropes, he jumps off of the ropes, and he goes for the Black Mass. Daniel Bryan ducks under. Aleister Black turns around, and Daniel Bryan hits the running knee into the face of Aleister. Aleister goes down on the mat. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Aleister Black. The ref counts 1………..2…………3!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan might have been baiting Aleister there.

King-What did I say?

Kris Gaffney-You hate JR?

King-I probably said that too…

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, he walks down to the ring, and enters the ring.)

JR-This is Tony’s second match.

King-Let’s hope it goes better than the last one.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that’s Tony’s goal.

(“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This match is based on the on going feud with Tony’s tag team partner, Zack Ryder.

King-Who he faced last week.

Kris Gaffney-It’s happened before for a singles title, it just happened again.

[Tony Ikeda and Logan Riley stand in the middle of the ring, they lock up. Tony Ikeda is able to twist Logan Riley’s arm, and then he counters with an arm bar. Tony Ikeda goes down on the mat. He gets up quickly. Logan Riley attempts to pick him up for a body slam. But he is able to side out of the back of Logan Riley. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda gets picked up, and dropped with a spine buster. Logan Riley hits a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. Logan Riley hits a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. Then he allows Tony some room as he doesn’t want the ref go get on his case about it. Tony Ikeda crawls into the corner, and he pulls himself up to his feet. Or he would if Logan Riley didn’t cut him off with a few stomps into the gut, and this keeps Tony Ikeda in a seated position. Logan Riley takes a few steps backwards, he walks around the ring, and he runs towards Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda hits a running knee to the face. Logan Riley picks up Tony Ikeda, he hooks him,a nd he hits a hip toss out of the corner. He crashes into the mat, he bounces off of of the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, Logan Riley had pulled himself up to the second turnbuckle. He waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Logan Riley stands up, and he jumps up, and twisting in air, he connects with a back elbow that puts down Tony ikeda. Logan Riley quickly goes into a lateral press cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Logan Riley sits up Tony Ikeda, and he puts him into a chin lock. The ref makes sure that it’s not a choke hold as he is right there to also make sure that Tony Ikeda doesn’t want to give it up for some reason. Tony Ikeda tries to find a way out of the hold. He starts to slowly fight up to his feet. But before Tony can get up to his feet. Logan Riley sets him up, and he hits a clubbing blow to the chest that makes him fall down on the mat.]

JR-Logan doesn’t want Tony to get any momentum.

King-In reality he’s doing Tony a favor.

Kris Gaffney-Is that still a rule in wrestling? I’m not really sure…

[Tony Ikeda fights up to his feet. Logan Riley rusn to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda scoops up Logan Riley, and drops him for a power slam into a pin. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2….KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3……….both wrestlers are starting to get up to their feet………4……..5……Logan Riley gets up to his feet, and he attempts to end this match by hitting The Final Cut. Tony Ikeda ducks under, and he hooks Logan Riley. He brings him up, and drops him for the Full Nelson slam!!]

JR-Tony Ikeda hits the Full Nelson slam!

King-He sure has a lot of full nelson related moves.

Kris Gaffney-Not sure if he’s ever used it as a submission though…

[Tony Ikeda is still being effected by the moves he’s taken. This allows Logan Riley to roll into the corner. He pulls himself up with the help of the ropes. He gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda runs, and he goes for a splash, but he moves out of the way. He crashes into the corner. Tony Ikeda turns towards Logan Riley who hits the Final Cut!! Tony Ikeda goes down on the mat. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1…………2………….3!!]

JR-It seemed like the toll on Tony took a bit too much out of him, and he couldn’t captailize on the advantage he had.

King-The fact that he already had a match probably had something to do with it.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the ring with his web camera taking footage for his web show. He enters the ring.)

JR-Ryder has a long history with the Extreme title, tonight he gets the chance to once again go to the extreme.

King-Don’t you mean the elite JR?

Kris Gaffney-I kind of wonder what Lee Foster thinks of that…

JR-If Ryder wants to get passed this man, he’s going to have to have to fight him.

King-That’s an understatement JR.

Kris Gaffney-He’s definitely pulled no punches since debuting in the Extreme Measures Federation.

[Joey Gambino comes into the ring with a singapore cane, he goes for the head of Zack Ryder. Ryder ducks under, and Joey Gambino pushes him into the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder hits a hip toss putting him down on his back. Zack Ryder grabs the Singapore cane, and he measures up on Joey Gambino. Gambino pulls himself upt o his feet. Zack Ryder brings the cane back, and hits over the back of Joey Gambino. Joey Gambino yells, he stumbles around, and Zack Ryder grabs him, and drops him for an inverted Russian leg sweep into the mat. Zack Ryder pushes him on to his back. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Joey Gambino. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1……………..KICK OUT by Joey Gambino!! Zack Ryder goes over to the legs of Joey Gambino, he grabs a leg, and he drops a elbow into the leg. He gets up, and does the same thing. He gets up, and Zack Ryder seems to be going for a figure four. But Joey Gambino pushes him off with his free leg. Zack Ryder goes into the corner, and strikes the ring post, and he falls out of the ring, and on to the apron. Joey Gambino gets up to his feet, and he attempts to continue to attack. As Joey Gambino from the inside of the ring tries to reach into the ring. Zack Ryder turns around, and he smashes his head with a trash can. Zack Ryder shows off the indent it makes in the can, before throwing it aside, and he jumps on the apron.. He climbs up to the apron, he climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Joey Gambino to get where he wants. Joey Gambino turns towards Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder jumps off of the top rope, he connect with a flying drop kick that makes Zack Ryder fall down on the mat.

JR-Zack Ryder connects with the missile drop kick.

King-What is he going to do next?

Kris Gaffney-Pin here sounds right.

[Joey Gambino seems to be down. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Joey Gambino. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2………KICK OUT by Joey Gambino!! Zack Ryder picks up Joey Gambino. Joey Gambino rakes the eyes, and Joey Gambino takes down Zack Ryder with a spine buster. Joey Gambino falls back on to the ropes. He takes his time to rest up. But Zack Ryder is getting up to his feet too quickly. Ryder runs towards Joey Gambino. Joey uses his momentum against him, throws him into the air, and Ryder comes down on the top rope. He stumbles forward, and Joey Gambino hooks him, and he hits a short arm clothesline that puts down Zack Ryder!]

JR-We are seeing why Joey Gambino is the number one contender for the Extreme Championship.

King-He’s going to need this, and more to stand up to the one’s with the melon god’s on their side.

Kris Gaffney-What if the other side just brings a lot of fruit? What then?

[Joey Gambino picks up Zack Ryder by the hair, and he sets him up. He lifts him, but Zack Ryder is able to fight out of it. Joey Gambino turns around right into the Rough Ryder by Zack Ryder!! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Joey Gambino. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………..3!!]

JR-It seemed like Joey was going for the Hit, and it did not work out like he planned.

King-That’s an understatement…

(“X Gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out on the stage. He slides into the ring, and he waits for Nice Guy Buddy Friend.)

JR-Now for our main event.

King-The TV champion will face off against Buddy Friend, both have had history with Daryl Prichard in the last month.

Kris Gaffney-With how those matches went, I’m sure Daryl wishes they didn’t.

JR-This new comer has made quite the impression, he’s already main eventing a Shockwave.

King-He beat a champion last week, can he do it this week?

Kris Gaffney-He has to if he wants to continue his win streak.

[Wade Wilson and Nice Guy Buddy Friend pace around the ring. They lock up Wade Wilson take down with an arm drag that sends him flying across the ring. Buddy Friend gets up to his feet. Buddy Friend gets knocked down with a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Buddy Friend hits the mat hard, he gets up to his feet. Wade Wilson hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards into the ropes. Before the ref gets on Wade Wilson’s case about it, he grabs his arm, and irish whips him to the ropes. He bounce soff of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he lowers his head. But Nice Guy Buddy Friend hits a kick to the face, he stumbles backwards. Nice Guy Buddy Friend goes after Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson hooks him, and he hits a over the head t-bone suplex that sends him flying across the ring. He hits hard into the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He stumbles back, he falls into the corner. Wade Wilson runs, jumps, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Wade Wilson backs away, allowing Nice Guy Buddy Friend to fall out of the ring, and crumple down on the floor. Nice Guy Buddy Friend tries to pull himself, Wade Wilson pulls himself up to the second rope. He waits for Nice Guy Buddy Friend to get up to his feet. He hooks Buddy Friend, he jumps off of the second rope. He drives him into the mat with a tornado DDT. Wade Wilson quickly goes into the cover on Buddy Friend. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1…………2…….Buddy Friend rolls up the shoulder at the last moment.]

JR- Wade Wilson seemed hesitated on that cover.

King-I think he had something bigger in mind, but went for the cover to make sure he couldn’t get the win there.

Kris Gaffney-Guess it doesn’t hurt to try.

King-This is professional wrestling, there isn’t much that doesn’t hurt.

[Wade Wilson yells for Buddy Friend to get up to his feet. Buddy Friend staggers up to his feet soon after that. Wade Wislon kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him for the Dead Pool. But Nice Guy Buddy Friend spins out of it. Wade Wilson tries to go for a super kick. Nice Guy Buddy Friend ducks it. Wade Wilson turns around into a kick into the gut, and Buddy Friend plants Wade Wilson down into the mat with a DDT!! Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Buddy Friend tries to make it up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Wade Wilson is up to his feet, he runs towards Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend takes him down with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the middle rope. This sends the middle rope into the throat of Wade Wilson. Wilson rolls around in pain as Buddy Friend continues to recover on the mat.]

JR-This might be the chance for Buddy Friend.

King-Does he have enough though?

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll find out

[Wade Wilson tries to get the match back into his control, he goes for a running clothesline, but it’s ducked under. Buddy Friend picks him up, and drops him for an inverted atomic drop. Buddy Friend hits a few lefts, and rights. He whips him to the ropes. Buddy Friend lowers his head, But Wade Wilson blocks it! He double under hooks the arms, and connects with his finisher the Dead Pool! Wade Wilson pushes Buddy Friend on his back. Wade goes into the cover on Buddy Friend. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!]

JR-Things seemed to be going Buddy Friends way, but Wade Wilson saw an opening, and took advantage to get the victory.

King-That wasn’t friendly, guy.

Kris Gaffney-I’m not your guy buddy!

King-I’m not your buddy, friend.

(King and Kris continue to argue, we fade to black with that.)