(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and the Saturday Shockwave video, we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage once the fireworks end. The light reveals fans yelling, and waving their signs. Some signs say “Homerun for Profon!”, “Christian’s hanging around”, and “DIE FOR THAT PUN!”)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “The King” Lawler.

King-And we have quite a show for you tonight, headlined by the TV title match.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed that should be an interesting match.

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton slowly walks to the ring, as expected as he enters the ring.)

JR-A few weeks ago these two faced each other, and we didn’t have a real ending.

King-Probably because Christian and Robb were still having a feud.

Kris Gaffney-Not sure that’s going to happen again.

King-…this is Christian were dealing with.

Kris Gaffney-FUCK!

(“Robb’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Robb Resurrektion walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is the man that Danni Vesneski has taken under his wing.

King-We can see why now.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed.

[Robb Resurrektion and Randy Orton stare down at each other, and they finally take shots at each other, and Robb Ressurektion is winning. Randy Orton ducks one, and Randy Orton tries to hit a 3.0 back breaker. Robb Ressurrektion is able to able to turn in Orton’s grip, and puts Randy Orton into a front face lock, and Robb Resurrektion hits a few knee’s to the face, and he stuns Randy Orton, and he tries to whip him to the orpes, Robb Ressurection goes for a clothesline, and Randy Orton ducks the whip, and he continues to the ropes, he bounces off of the rope, and because he’s protecting HIS spot, Robb Resurrektion hits a double A, spinning spine buster that plants Randy Orton on the mat. Robb Resurrektion gets up to his feet, and he waits as Randy Orton rolls away, and crawls into the corner, and he gets up in the corner. Robb Resurrektion closes the gap between Randy Orton and himself in the corner, and Robb Resurrektion hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Randy Orton. Robb Resurrektion pulls Randy Orton out of the corner before the ref is able to complain too much, and then he whips Randy Orton off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton ducks under a clothesline, and continues to the other side of the ring, he bounces off of the ropes. Robb Resurrektion hits a flying back elbow that knocks down Randy Orton. Randy Orton says down, and hits a few stomps on the downed Randy Orton who tries to get up to his feet with the help of the ropes, but Robb Resurrektion pushes down Randy Orton throat into the ropes. The ref counts to 4, and Robb Resurrektion lets go, and then he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and comes across the back of Randy Orton. Randy Orton stumble up to his feet, and he turns around, and Robb Resurrektion kicks Randy Orton in the gut, and he double under hook Randy Orton’s arms, and drives down Randy Orton into a double arm DDT that drives Randy Orton face first into the mat, and Robb Resurrektion is able to push Randy Orton on to his back, and hook the leg of Randy Orton. The ref goes down, and makes the count for the 1………….2…………..kick out by Randy Orton. Robb Resurrektion looks at the ref, but does not argue, he instead hits a few stomps on the downed Randy Orton, and then as he is trying to get up to his feet. He picks up Randy Orton up to his feet the rest of the way, picks him up, and hits a body slam as he looks over to the nearest turnbuckle as it’s clear that he wants to take a chance for his next move.]

JR-Resurrektion is looking for a big move.

King-Well, he better watch out for this, I always hated high risk moves.

Kris Gaffney-Because you couldn’t do them…

King-Hey…I can do the fist drop…it counts!

[Robb Resurrektion climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up Randy Orton, and he climbs up to his feet, and Randy Orton dives on the top rope, and Robb Resurrektion falls on to the top rope, and Robb Resurrektion is in a lot of pain, and Randy Orton is also stunned, but he is able to shake it off to quickly climb up on the top rope, and Randy Orton hits a few fists to the face of Robb Resurrektion, and he sets up Robb on the top rope, and hits a super spinning fireman carry slam off of the top rope that sends Robb Resurrektion crashing into the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Randy Orton is able to use this chance to rest up, and both wrestlers get up about the count of 6, and Robb Surrektion takes a running clothesline on Randy Orton, and Randy Orton ducks it, and he continues to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton hits a standing drop kick that knocks down Robb Resurrektion. He stumbles up to his feet, and he takes a wild wing at Randy Orton, but Randy Orton is able to counter with a duck, a set up, and drops Robb Ressurktion with a 3.0 back breaker that brings down Robb Resurrektion, not quite enough for him to go for the cover, and Robb Resurrektion rolls into the corner, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Randy Orton hits a running clothesline in the corner on Robb Resurrektion that connects, Randy Orton brings him out of the corner, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he does. Randy Orton hits a power slam, Randy Orton goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………….2………………..kick out by Robb Resurrektion. Randy Orton moves away from the situation. He watches as Robb Resurrektion gets up on the apron. Randy Orton see’s Robb try to get into the ring, but Randy hits a boot to the face, and sets him up, and drops him for an elevated DDT. Randy Orton gets up, and then goes back down, setting up for the RKO.]

JR-Randy Orton is in firm control of this match.

King-Robb might need…another resurrection.

Kris Gaffney-Lame name use…

[Randy Orton gets an idea of something, and he backs up in the corner, and Randy Orton looks like he’s going for the punt. He goes for it, but Robb moves out of the way, and not happy that he tried to end his career. Robb Resurrektion hits a low blow DQing Robb Resurektion, and giving Randy Orton the win.]

JR-Well…can’t blame Robb there.

King-Even though he lost the match, guess sometimes the message is more important.

(Robb Resurrektion yells stuff at the downed Randy Orton as he poses as we go to commercial, and come back.)

(“Jessica’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Jessica walks to the ring, and she slides into the ring.)

JR-Jessica…is an interesting person from the past.

King-Indeed, especially if you like hearing about hatred of implants.

(“Bodies” blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-At the PPV, Marina did win, but we’ll never know the true ending.

Kris Gaffney-Well, sure we’ll find out sometime.

King-Not for THAT match.

(“Rylee’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Rylee walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rylee is a dangerous veteran, she could be a major player in this game.

King-You never know what your going to get with Rylee.

Kris Gaffney-Other than a hot girl.

King-So in that way…she’s the most predictable person in the EMF King 1…Rylee 0.

[Jessica stands in the ring, and Marina and Rylee look at each other as they clearly don’t like Jessica who is talking trash, and both Marina and Rylee start to hammer at Jessica who tries to cover up, and they pull up Jessica to her feet, and they double whip her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she comes off of the ropes. Marina and Rylee hit a double flap jack that sends Jessica face first into the mat, and Marina and Rylee hit a few stomps on the downed Jessica who rolls out of the ring, as she is out of the way. Marina turns around Rylee and hits a few fists to the face, and Rylee ducks one of them, and she runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and Rylee leaps in the air, and she goes for a cross body block. But it’s countered with a standing drop kick which makes Rylee be in a lot of pain, and Marina hits a few stomps on the downed Rylee who rolls under the bottom rope, and Marina backs off allowing Rylee to get up to her feet, and once she see’s her coming Rylee tries to get the match back into her control, and she tries to hit a shoulder block, but it’s countered with knee to the face that stuns Rylee, Marina sets up Rylee, and she hits a swinging neck breaker that connects from an elevated position. Rylee rolls over to her stomach due to momentum, and experience, and Marina has to push her over, which also keeps her away from the ropes, and she hooks the leg for the cover, and the 1………………..2…………………kick out by Rylee. Marina pulls up Rylee, and hits a few forearm shots to the face, and Rylee backs up to the ropes, and she backs to the ropes, and Rylee is reeling on the ropes. Marina tries to whip Rylee to the ropes, and is successful in doing so, and she bounces off of the ropes, but Jessica from the outside is able to trip her up. Rylee falls on her face, and Jessica tries to get up on the apron, but it’s countered by Marina hitting a running baseball slide that takes her down. Marina turns around, and Rylee is waiting, and Rylee hits a kick to the gut, sets her up, and hits an impaler DDT that plants Marina. Rylee stays on her feet, as she knows with maybe one more big move she might be able to go for a legit pinning attempt, and she hits a few stomps on the downed Marina, who rolls to her back. Rylee steps out of the ring on to the apron, and she climbs up to the top rope, she leaps off, and she hits a big splash on Marina, and Rylee goes into the cover on Marina, as the ref counts the 1…………………2…………………..Jessica comes out of no where, and is able to break up the three count before it’s registered.]

JR-Jessica was not going to let it go down that way.

King-You think one day she might change her stance on fake boobs?

Kris Gaffney-NEVAHHHHHH!

[Jessica grabs Rylee, and throws her hard into the ring post shoulder first, obviously this makes Rylee be in extreme pain, and she falls into the apron. Jessica hits a standing drop kick on Rylee who has gotten up to her feet, and this makes Rylee falls off of the apron, and from behind Marina pushes Jessica from behind, and tries to roll her up, but Jessica is able to hook the ropes, and Marina rolls into the middle of the ring. As Marina gets up to her feet, Jessica hits a running clothesline that knocks down Marina. Marina gets up to her feet, and once she does Marina gets hit with a few forearm shots to the face, and this backs up Marina to the ropes, and she gets whipped to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Jessica lowers her head, and she hits a big back body drop that sends her crashing down to the mat. Jessica waits as Marina slowly gets up to her feet. Marina picks up Jessica, and Marina hits a body slam. Jessica runs to the ropes, and leaps in the air, and hits a knee drop across the face. Marina holds her face in pain, and slowly she gets up to her feet. Jessica sets up Marina, and she hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1………………….2………………..kick out by Marina. Jessica calls for a faster count, and then looks for a way to attack next, she climbs out of the ring, and she waits for Marina. Rylee tries to attack her, but Jessica hits a boot to the face that knocks Rylee off of the apron. Marina turns around just in time for Jessica to steady herself again, leaping off of the top rope, and hitting a missile drop kick that lands on Marina.]

JR-Jessica is in control of this match.

Kris Gaffney-Would that mean she’s boobing up?

King-I think she would bust her bra in that case…so no.

[Jessica pulls up Marina, and goes for her finisher. But as she hooks it, Rylee comes out of no where, and hits a running clothesline that knocks down Jessica. Rylee turns around, and she gets hit with a reverse jaw breaker that sends her into the corner. Rylee is in the corner, and Jessica climbs up to the top rope, and she hits the Extreme Seeing Stars on Rylee, but before she can go into the cover, she see’s Katie Lea in the isle way, this distracts Marina enough for Jessica to super kick her out of the ring. Jessica falls out of the ring. Rylee is getting up, Jessica kicks her in the gut, hooks her, and hits…what else…her finisher the “Implant Buster”! Jessica goes into the cover on Rylee, and the ref counts the 1……………..2………….3!]

JR-The distraction allowed Jessica to win this match.

Kris Gaffney-Guess Katie didn’t want to forget

(“If You Smell..” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks out to the ring, and he does his usual poses in the ring.)

JR-It is said that despite the fact the Rock might be finished with Tony Ikeda for the time being with regards to the Extreme title, he can’t rest just yet.

King-Especially not in this match.

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Abyss didn’t have the Dark Horizon that the Rock did.

King-Well, one win can turn everything around.

[The Rock and Abyss face off in the middle of the ring, and Abyss pushes the Rock away, and the Rock answers back with a fist to the face, and the Rock talks trash to Abyss, and Abyss is able to throw a fist, but it’s ducked under by the Rock. Abyss turns around, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and The Rock pushes Abyss back to the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. The Rock hits a spinning back elbow that knocks back Abyss. The Rock measures up, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks Abyss over the top rope, and this time as he hits the floor he is sent down to the floor. The Rock rolls out of the ring, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Abyss, Abyss is getting up, and he pushes the Rock away hoping that he can get some separation, and it does enough for Abyss to get up to his feet, and once he gets up, he charges at the Rock. The Rock counters with a drop toe hold that sends Abyss face first into the steel steps. Abyss stumbles around, and the Rock comes up from behind and throws him into the ring. The Rock rolls into the ring and he waits as the Rock waits as Abyss gets up, the Rock kicks Abyss in the gut that doubles him over, and the Rock goes for a DDT. But Abyss is able to hit a few rib punches, and is able to get out of the hold, and he goes to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. But as he comes off of the ropes, the Rock hits a over the head belly to belly suplex that sends Abyss flying through the air, and comes crashing down on the mat hard. Abyss is slow to get up to his feet, and the Rock waits up, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he tries to whip Abyss, but the Rock is able to put on the breaks, and pulls Abyss into him. The Rock kicks Abyss in the gut, and he hits a DDT. The Rock nips up, and the Rock sets up for the Rock Bottom, Abyss is slow to get up to his feet. The Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered by hitting a few back elbows that stun Abyss, and the Rock stumbles backwards into the corner, and Abyss charges at the Rock with a body splash, but the Rock moves out of the way. Abyss crashes into the corner, and the Rock runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air, and hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Abyss. Abyss gets up to his feet stunned, and the Rock picks up Abyss, and drives him down with a samaon drop! The Rock goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………2………………kick out by Abyss!]

JR-Almost three.

King-I’m not sure if the ref’s a Rock fan, or just doesn’t like Abyss.

Kris Gaffney-Well…no one said it can’t be both.

[The Rock pulls up Abyss, who seems to be dead weight, but he all of a sudden comes to, and he hits a knee lift that doubles over the Rock, and he sets up, and hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down the Rock. Abyss takes sometime to rest up, and the Rock is slow to get up to his feet, and Abyss is there to hit a few fists to the face, and he stumbles backwards. Abyss tries to whip the Rock to the ropes, but it’s reversed and Abyss goes to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. The Rock goes for a fist, but it’s ducked under by Abyss. Abyss continues to the other side of the ring, and bounces off of the ropes. The Rock turns around, and Abyss leaps in the air, and nails the Rock with a flying shoulder block that knocks the Rock down to the mat, and the Rock gets up to his feet stunned, and Abyss hits a running big boot to the face that knocks the Rock backwards into the corner. Abyss charges at the Rock, and hits a body avalauche, which is like the body splash he tried for earlier…just more effective, because it’s spelled wrong. Anyways, Abyss backs out of the corner, and waits for the Rock to come towards him. The Rock does so, and Abyss grabs the Rock by the throat, lifts him up, and hits a choke slam on the Rock! Abyss goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref counts the 1…………………………..2…………………………kick out by the Rock at the last moment. Abyss looks down, and can’t believe that he didn’t get the three count.]

JR-Abyss thought he had the Rock there.

King-Well, winning this match would be big for Abyss.

[Abyss picks up the Rock, and tries to whip him to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and Abyss goes for the Black Hole Slam. But it’s countered by the Rock blocking it, and pulling Abyss towards him, and he hits the Rock Bottom! The Rock goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1…………..2…………….3!]

JR-The Rock won this match out of no where.

(The Rock celebrates his win, but suddenly Degenerate comes from behind, and hits a chair shot on the Rock. He stares down at the Rock as we go to commercial, and come back.)

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Rad had some interesting comments for Pond there.

King-If he wasn’t going to sign the contract, why is he going through with the match.

Kris Gaffney-It’s always confusing.

(“Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the irng, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-These two have had quite a history.

King-Well, sometimes there is just those guys who just won’t go away.

Kris Gaffney-Dewey should know this being in the mob.

[Dewey Pond and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, they lock up, and Dewey Pond is able to put his arm in an arm ringer, and Dewey Pond puts on the pressure on Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard looks for a way out of the hold, and Rad Hazard is able to make Dewey Pond release the hold with an arm drag take down. Dewey Pond goes down hard, and Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and he dives at Dewey Pond going for a vertical body press, but Dewey Pond catches Rad, and slams him hard down on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet holding his back, and Dewey Pond hits a running clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond tries to kick Rad Hazard in the gut, and Rad Hazard catches Dewey Pond’s leg, and he is able to hit an enzugri that connects on the side of the head. Rad Hazard is stumbled, and he falls backwards, and falls out of the ropes, and on to the arena floor. Dewey Pond pumps up the crowd who responses to Dewey Pond doing so, and Dewey Pond goes over to the ropes, and catches Rad Hazard with a cross body block. Rad Hazard is on the mat, and Dewey Pond gets up on his knee’s on the side of Rad Hazard, and he hits a few punches on the downed Rad Hazard, because I guess he is really pumped up, and believes that Rad Hazard deserves it for some reason. Anyways, Rad Hazard gets picked up by Dewey Pond, and brought towards the guard rail, Dewey Pond lifts him up, and drops him, and drops him face first into the guard rail. Dewey Pond waits as Rad Hazard stumbles around, and Dewey Pond drives him into the ring post back first, and Dewey Pond backs out of the corner as Rad Hazard stumbles out of the corner, holding his back, and Dewey Pond pushes Rad Hazard into the ring, and he climbs into the ring apron, and he climbs upt o the top rope. He waits as Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and once he does Dewey Pond leaps off of the top rope, and catches Rad Hazard with a flying back elbow which takes down Rad Hazard. Dewey Pond knowing that won’t quite get the job down, he decides to do some more damage, he pulls up Rad Hazard, and he hits a few fists to the face. He hits a few fists to the face of Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard stumbles backwards, and Rad Hazard is on the ropes. He tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Rad Hazard who continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard as he comes into Dewey Pond gets caught and driven down for a front spine buster!]

JR-Dewey Pond thus far has controlled this match.

King-Guess that’s why he’s the champion.

Kris Gaffney-Guess so.

[Dewey Pond goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1…………2………..KICK OUT by Rad Hazard. Dewey Pond doesn’t argue as he’s the face, and he picks up Rad Hazard thinking that he might be able to do something to end the match right here, and he pulls him up slowly, but as he is. Rad Hazard comes to life, and he hits a poke on the eyes, and Dewey Pond stumbles around blinded. Rad Hazard is too hurt to do anything, and he throws a fist wildly, and Rad Hazard is able to duck it easily, and set up Dewey Pond, and hits a Russian leg sweep that connects on Dewey Pond. Both wrestlers are down as the crowd tries to get behind the fan favorite Dewey Pond to get the match back into his control, and slowly both of the wrestlers get up to their feet, and Rad Hazard falls into the corner, and Dewey Pond see’s him, and he charges into the corner, and Rad Hazard see’s this coming, as he side steps him, and then he throws him into the ring post. Dewey Pond is in a lot of pain, and the camera zooms up to show how much pain he’s in, so much so they start to smush his face on the camera lens…guess that was too close *gets sniped for making a joke like that*. Oh well, anyways Dewey Pond falls into the ring, holding his shoulder. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and he falls into Rad Hazard who lifts up Dewey Pond, and he hits a rolling senton, and Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is in pain Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and he see’s Dewey Pond getting up in a seated position, and Rad Hazard hits a kick to the side of the head that knocks down Dewey Pond. Rad Hazard takes a few moments to rest up, once he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond hits a kick to the gut, and he sets up Rad Hazard, and he sets up a vertical suplex, and he lifts up and he hits it on Rad Hazard. Dewey Pond is in perfect position. Rad Hazard goes over to the nearest corner, and he climbs up to the second rope, and he measures up, and leaps off of the second turnbuckle. He hits a second rope leg drop on Dewey Pond. Rad Hazard crawls into the cover, and hooks the leg on Dewey Pond, and the ref counts the 1………..2………..KICK OUT by Dewey Pond. Rad Hazard can’t believe that Dewey Pond kicked out of that as he hits the mat in frustration.]

JR-This might be getting to Rad.

King-Well, he wants to prove a point.

Kris Gaffney-They both do.

[Rad Hazard pulls up Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond hits a knee lift that doubles over Rad Hazard. Dewey Pond whip Rad Hazard, Rad bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for the Dew Drop, but it’s countered with a push off. Dewey Pond hits heads with the ref. The ref goes down in pain, and Dewey Pond stumbles towards Rad, and Rad hits the Realization! Rad goes into the cover, but there is no ref, Rad gets up only to get a chair in the back by Christian. Christian throws the chair away, and hooks Rad, turns, and hits the Kill Switch on Rad! Christian gets out of the ring, and Dewey Pond not knowing what is going on just see’s Rad down, and goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, as the ref is able to shake off the effects of his move. The ref counts the 1…………….2………….3.]

JR-Dewey retains!

King-But seemly not without help…not sure why Christian would help Pond though..

Kris Gaffney-Maybe it wasn’t for him?

(Shockwave goes off the air with a zoom in shot of Christian.)

(OOC-Close match, came down to text, we just liked Pond’s a bit better.)