EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. It ends as we fade into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs, and scream. Some say "Welcome back Torrie! HARDCORE!", Mickie fears Precious", and "Why is this tag team match happening? JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney. King-Headlined by quite a big tag team match. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…but I agree with the guy in the crowd…why are we having this match anyways? (We open up in Paris, France somewhere on the Eiffel Tower. We fade into a table set for two by candle light. Amy Dumas is on one side in her sexiest black dress she owns (a backless, v cut dress that shows off quite a bit of Amy's breasts. The skirt goes all the way down, and has a slit up the side.) She looks seemly happy in the moment. As she mentions to her company.) .::Amy Dumas::.-Mmmmm.......this is so romantic... Cena: Isn't it just? It was well worth the long flight to get here. You just can't top the view from this place at night. Or... of course... the view I have from across this table. (She giggles a little bit, and looks over at Cena, and says.) .::Amy Dumas::.-Must be my pretty eyes your talking about, huh hun? she bats her eyes cutely Cena: Oh absolutely. Well that and... everything else I see. Just perfect, wouldn't change a thing. .::Amy Dumas::.-Hehehe...guess I can't complain either on what I have, I mean think of all the girls who would kill to be in my shoes. At least now I can be happy, rather than make a bunch of people who in the end don't care about me like you do happy. Cena: Exactly. This situation is better for everyone involved. I mean... would Chris Jericho ever have bought you here? (She looks down, and says.) .::Amy Dumas::.-I rather not talk about him, you know how I still feel about him. But to answer your question...no, but until he stopped being there for me was when I realized I was denying myself of something better. Unlike what some people believe, I haven't changed, and I'd hope you'd want me no other way, right? Cena: Of course Amy. I wouldn't want anything to change about you. I didn't spend all this time chasing you to just mold you once I got you. (She gives him a smile, but she shakes her head with a somewhat disappointed look on her face, and says.) .::Amy Dumas::.-You do know how many people believe you are going to end up hurting me, right? Cena: A million and one no doubt. But you know better than that. I've done all the hurting you I can take. I'd rather spend the rest of my life trying to put that right, then ever hurt you again. (She takes a sip of whine) .::Amy Dumas::.-Well...I know about the other woman, I was the one who predicted they wouldn't last....but I think there is something that separates me, from them. (Cena smiles.) Cena: Plenty of things seperate you from them... but what do you think it is? (Amy giggles, and says.) ::Amy Dumas::.-Flattering, but...I don't know. I always thought the reason why you couldn't stay with them is they just folded too easily. Before you really started to respect their mind, not just what they looked like, and the night of sex they can give you.They just gave you what you wanted, while us on the other hand. We've been through a lot already, through everything I think you respect me past this she runs her hand down the side of her body. Not saying I plan on changing you, I realize what you want physically, and I'm fine with that. Like me with you, I don't expect for me to change your needs, but I think we know each other more than just that. Which isn't like Nat, and I'm not too wrapped up in myself like Jackie. They can say you will hurt me, but I think I know you better than anyone, and I think I know what will make this work unlike the past women. If I'm right, we both can rub it in the critics faces. Cena: And I look forward to doing just that. This is going to be the start of something truely amazing for the both of us. And i'm sure the kids will be happy once they all live together.... hardly an hour goes by without Laura banging on about Ashley.... i'm surprised she even remembers her. .::Amy Dumas::.-she laughs Yeah, those two have been inseparable for years. I don't know, just they always seemed to get along great. As for live together, sounds like you got some sort of evil plan, don't you John Cena? Cena: Hey... thats not fair! Not all my plans are evil. But Amy.. it doesn't make sense to have you and Ashley living out of a hotel when there's plenty of room at Cena Mansions! Not that we'd need to use any extra rooms of course... but you know what I mean. .::Amy Dumas::.-she takes another drink of her whine Oh I know, trust me, I know. As for the hotel. Well, no reason to go back to my house. Just doesn't feels right there anymore, I guess I'm just kinda lonely. Might as well, but you know this is a big step quickly. I know we know each other more than a lot of couples do right now. Are you sure this is what you want though? Cena: I've never been surer of anything in my life Amy. As I said... i'd happily spend the rest of my life trying to make up for the way I treated you before. Hell the only thing stopping me marrying you right here and now is i'm fairly certain our waitor can't legally perform weddings. We could check that though! But seriously... i'm a million percent sure thats what I want to do. (Suddenly their waitor runs up, and says.) .::Waitor::.-Weddings are gay, this is gay, you both are gay....but I'M NOT GAY. Which makes me better than you...eeerrr...I mean...more whine? .::Amy Dumas::.-Um...more for me... (The waitor pours some more for Amy.) Cena: No... not for me. What do you think I am... made of money? Oh.... wait.... alright then. (He smirks as the waitor pours him some more too.) .::Amy Dumas::.-she laughs...You know John...is it in your plan also to get me drunk tonight? Cena: It might be. Though I'm not sure I need that sort of advantage. .::Amy Dumas::.-Well...plan or not it's working...surprised you didn't try that before....Dumas women are such lightweights. Cena: Thats good to know. I'll bare it in mind for the future. You'll never know when it might come in useful. .::Amy Dumas::.-gets a suggestive look...sure you will. end that tone, then bites her lip thinking of something All this sounds like a dream, but you do realize that some people won't let us be, right? Cena: I realise thats probably the case... but who in particular? .::Amy Dumas::.-Well...your ex-wife for one, it's only a matter of time before we really have to deal with her. Not to mention all the lies that are going around the EMF lately... Cena: Oh... we'll deal with her... don't worry. Shes no threat to anyone. She'll have her fun and leave again anyway. She knows she'll never be taken seriously in the EMF no matter what she does. .::Amy Dumas::.-Well, I know what has to be done, will be done. But in a way if it's possible to avoid it, I rather her not to be hurt. But she does seem past reasoning with, it's not like that stupid GM we have now-a-days. Dealing with his little "stick it to the man" things is like clubbing a baby seal. Cena: Ah... don't worry your pretty little head about it. Ted's no problem. If he annoys us we'll just fire him on the spot. Nat might be a little trickier to get rid of... but i'll think of something. It wont take us long to rid the EMF of anyone who doubts us. .::Amy Jericho::.-Hehe...I know there is no need to worry about him she smiles a bright, but somewhat evil smile. I just find it funny here I was the lowest paid staff member for years, who had a group of people going on, and on about how corrupt I am with no real proof of it. Yet the moment they get a little power, they go out and on national television do the most corrupt, and self serving things I've ever seen a staff member do. Did you see the crap they ordered? Cena: To be honest I just laughed it off. They might think the EMF has to pay for their garbage... but we'll just charge it to Ted anyway. There's no way they can claim a card game is in someway benfitting this company. .::Amy Dumas::.-Already a step ahead of you... Cena: Really? What have you done to them honey? .::Amy Dumas::.-Oh nothing...which is exactly what Ted is going to get in his pay check to pay for all that crap...NOTHING! I figure they can have the crap, but in that case might as well be paid with Ted's money. Sure he might not miss the money, but the message is what's important she takes a sip of her whine Cena: Thinking like a Cena already... I love it! .::Amy Dumas::.-Hey, I learned from the best. Although there is one thing I wondered, since you seem to be set on making me the next Mrs. Cena. You know I love kids, you do realize it's giong to be a bit of adjustment for me. Because with Ashley, I'll be looking after 4, do we have a plan for that? Cena: We can get you some help if you need it. Thats never been a problem for me in the past. I would love to be with my children all the time but... obviously its not possible. But i've never been short of help. So don't worry Amy.. i'm not just gonna leave you stuck with all 4 of them. .::Amy Dumas::.-Well, I'm sure we will figure out something when that time comes. I mean, I wouldn't mind too much being a full time Mom, but I suppose it's up to us. Cena: Yea... it certainly is. You never know though... we might end up with even more kids to worry about. I mean... who says we won't have any of our own? (Amy's eyes goes towards Cena, she didn't quite expect that. She had always thought Cena had his limit of kids, and she wasn't expecting to have to get pregnant again. Which she didn't know if that was somewhat disappointing to her or not, because she had planned to have more than just Ashley.) .::Amy Dumas::.-.....well...I do admit that I've wanted another baby for a long time now. a smile slowly creeps on her face. Cena: Well... no time like the present, huh? Well... that is... if that creepy gay waitor wasn't watching us! (Suddenly in the background the waitor yells, "I'M NOT GAY!) .::Amy Dumas::.-It's unfortunate, but, I could hold you over right now.. (She gets up, even though she stumbles a little bit due to the alcohol she's had. But as graceful as she can manage, she turns towards him, and says... .::Amy Dumas::.-Something like... (She starts to kiss Cena who wraps his arms around her and starts kissing her back. Its not long before Cena's hands work their way down to her ass as he begins feeling Amy up. We fade out with them still making out wildly.As the footage freezes, the "Million Dollar Theme" hits, and Natasha Jones comes out onto the ramp with a microphone.) Natasha: Thats quite enough of that. If you want to see the rest.. ask Money Inc to borrow their copy of "When John met Amy"... and watch it somewhere thats not on my show! (Amy takes the microphone, and says.) .::Amy Dumas::.-I think your forgetting something, this just isn't your show, you own 25 percent of the company. But so do we, maybe that fact is lost on you. But you can't just try to push us around, you have no authority to do so...a lot like your pathetic GM. Anything he does, it's because we allow it to be so. Maybe you need to think this through a little bit more, because your clearly not seeing everything with a rational mind. Natasha: I'm irrational? When you two think airing a porno in a wresting company is acceptable. These people tune in to see fine wrestling entertainment. We only have 2 hours air time, and your wasting about 75% of that with videos of you making out in France. No one wants that. Its disgusting. To be honest i'm starting to think the EMF would be a better place without people like you in power! .::Amy Dumas::.-Oh please, considering what has been done in wrestling, that is nothing, you just seen some kissing. What we have done has been way over blown, besides you didn't seem to mind when it was you! Hurt at all...sure it does Nat. Anyways, who exactly do you think should be in power....Money Inc.? Because ever since you gave them power you have made me look better, and better with the job I have done as the Vice President. Here they were bitching about me with no evidence for a year or two. But now that they have some power, here they are on a little power trip. Looking more like hypocritics every day, a lot like someone else on that stage...oh right, you are the only one on that stage...guess that limits the choices. Natasha: Money Inc? Give me a break... I don't care about them. I only did that go get to you two. And deny it if you want... but clearly its working.... seeing as its all you ever talk about. No I don't think they should be in power... I think I should be in power! I think I should et the full 50% because at least I wouldn't abuse it. Besides... there's no point having this half the company split up. It just means that Prez Mike can over rule us both. And i'm sure neither of us wants that. .::Amy Dumas::.-Well who else you have put in power Natasha? Stop dreaming, I talk about it, because it's so laughable, and they go around here like they think they are top shit. But fail to realize the chain of command here. As for someone being 50% owner, I agree, you know nothing about wrestling so you should fuck off back across the pond. While people who know what their doing run this show, not some prissy rich girl who is just pissed off because she couldn't satisfy her man. Cena: No no Amy... the girl makes a point. We can't just stand by while Mike over powers both of us. Uniting the shares makes sense. And you know what... this might be the perfect time for it... as we're coming up to Survival of the Fittest. Of course, my favourite Pay Per View. And this gives me an idea.... One that has never failed me yet. Natasha: I know exactly what your going to say. You want to make a team.. and have me do the same, in a winner take all match.... right? So predictable... and yet... I like it. Cena: You do? Even though you know you can't win? Natasha: Why not? With the right people by my side... I could DESTROY the both of you. And nothing will give me greater satisfaction than publically firing the pair of you when its all said and done! .::Amy Dumas::.-....Nat you can think everything is going to go your way in life, but you already have learned recently that is not the case. Quite frankly, even if you somehow win this match...which by the way I might add is in mock English accent is not bloody likely. All that happens is that you'll be left alone to run this company, realize you know nothing about this industry, and drive this company into the ground. Point fingers all you want, but the fact is the EMF is still going strong with me and John in power. You on the other hand can...and will fail no matter what happens in this match. Let's say what if we win....ever consider that? No matter what you can't win....your going to get hurt. Your best chance is to do the right thing, and hand over the 25 percent. I'm only going to give you one more chance to back out. Natasha: I'm not going anywhere. Enough people hate your guts to help me form a great team. And that team will be driven on by their desire to see you two walk out of here empty handed, and with nothing left in the whole world, except your pathetic porno movies. I'll make a team... and believe me... it'll be full of the EMFs finest athletes... and between us.. we'll bring down this new "power couple". Your days here are numbered... both of you... and i'm sure no one in the world is sorry to hear that! (She throws her microphone down, and leaves again as her theme plays. .::Amy Dumas::.-So be it... ("Lovehatetragedy" blasts on the PA system as Cena and Amy leave to the backstage area. As we fade into commercial, and come back.) ("Halo" blasts on the PA system as Torrie Wilson walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-Torrie must have some worries about ring rust. King-Well, from what I hear she has car driving rust too. Kris Gaffney-Torrie and cars just don't mix…whatever this has to do with anything, I don't know, but it's true! ("Shelley Martinez' theme" blats on the PA system as Shelley Martinez walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-Her first match was successful against a very talented Marina, will she has the same success? King-Well Marina might be talented, but Torrie has more experience. Kris Gaffney-That's true. [Torrie Wilson and Shelly Martinez lock up, and Torrie Wilson is able to hit a knee into the gut of Shelley Martinez. This doubles over Shelley Martinez, and Torrie Wilson hits a clubbing blow to the back. This takes down Shelley Martinez. Shelley Martinez gets up to her feet, and Torrie Wilson hits a few forearm shots to the face of Shelly Martinez. She backs up to the ropes, and Torrie Wilson tries to whip Shelley Martinez to the ropes. But it's reversed, and Torrie Wilson would bounces off of the ropes, but it's countered by Torrie Wilson grabbing a hold of the top rope with her arms, and Shelley Martinez charges at Torrie Wilson hits a elbow to the face. That stumbles back, Shelley Martinez charges back at Torrie Wilson. Who counters with a one woman flap jack, Shelley Martinez's neck snaps off of the top rope. He stumbles towards Torrie Wilson, and Torrie Wilson picks up Shelley Martinez, and hits a perfectly placed body slam in the corner, and Torrie Wilson goes into the second turnbuckle. But seemly Shelley Martinez wasn't quite as out of it as she made herself seem, and she charges at Torrie Wilson in the corner, but Torrie Wilson is able to counter this with a boot to the face this stuns Shelley Martinez on her feet, as she stumbles around, she stumbles right into the waiting TOrrie Wilson who hooks Shelley Martinez, and hits a tornado DDT that drives Shelley Martinez' head right into the mat. Torrie Wilson pushes Shelley Martinez on her back, and goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………..2……………………kick out by Shelly Martinez. Torrie Wilson doesn't question the call, and quickly puts Shelley Martinez arm in an arm bar, and holds it on Shelley Martinez, Shelley looks for a way out of it, and she hits a few fists to the gut of Torrie Wilson who finally lets go of the hold. Shelley Martinez runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Torrie Wilson goes for a knee into the gut, but Shelley Martinez floats over it, and goes for what seems to be a boston crab attempt. But Torrie Wilson kicks Shelley Martinez off of the move attempt. Shelley Martinez crashes hard in the corner, and Torrie Wilson kicks Shelley Martinez in the gut, and hits a sit down face buster on Shelley Martinez. She goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………2…………KICK OUT by Shelley Martinez.] JR-Not too many people kick out of that move. King-Must be because it wasn't used in a tag match. Kris Gaffney-Must be… [Torrie Wilson doesn't make a big deal about the count still, rather than that she decides to stay on the attack, and goes to the outside of the ring. She climbs up to the top rope for a high flying move of some sort. But before she jumps off, Shelley Martinez runs up to the top rope, and hits an arm drag off of the top rope that sends Torrie Wilson hard into the mat. Both women are down on the mat, and finally Torrie Wilson gets up to her feet, and stumbles around right into Shelley Martinez, who hits a jaw breaker out of no where, and Torrie Wilson backs up to the ropes. Shelley Martinez measures up, and hits a drop kick to the face of Torrie Wilson, Torrie Wilson falls out of the middle and top rope to the floor. Shelley Martinez takes a few moments to rest on her feet as she waits for Torrie Wilson to get up, as she does she is near the apron. So Shelley Martinez runs at Torrie Wilson and connects with a baseball slide that connects with Torrie Wilson that sends her down to the mat once again. Shelley Martinez rolls out of the ring, and goes back on the attack on Torrie Wilson. Torrie Wilson is getting up, and Shelley Martinez takes Torrie Wilson, and rams her back first into the barricade. Torrie Wilson sinks down to a sitting, position, and Shelley Martinez hits a few kicks into the gut of Torrie Wilson, and then follows it up with a boot to the throat. The ref warns Shelley Martinez, and finally she breaks up the choke hold. Shelley Martinez pulls up Torrie Wilson by the hair, and throws her hard into the ring steps back first. Torrie Wilson is in a lot of pain, and Shelley Martinez pulls her up, and rolls her into the ring. Following her as the count was starting to get near to 10.] JR-Shelley Martinez might be closing in on a win here. King-They always seem to be… Kris Gaffney-Normally something happens that makes them lose…yeah I seen that pattern too. [Shelley Martinez climbs up to the top rope, and measures up as Torrie Wilson gets up. Shelley Martinez goes for a flying cross body block, but Torrie Wilson dives out of the way. Shelley Martinez crashes into the mat, Shelley Martinez sets up. Torrie Wilson hits a quick drop kick to the face that puts down Shelley. Torrie Wilson locks on the Heaven on Earth….Shelley fights it….fights it….looks for a way out…but see's none, so she taps out!] JR-Torrie Wilson has won this match! King-Huh…wonder when the last tap out was.. Kris Gaffney-No clue… “The ring is filled with props for the VIP Lounge. Money Inc.’s theme plays over the speakers. Boos will the arena as MVP walks out with Eve Torres. MVP is wearing a white t-shirt v neck, blue baggy jeans, his Nike sponsor shoes, and he has his Money in the Bank briefcase in his hand. He is wearing his Intercontinental title around his waist, and Eve is holding his Tag Team title. They walk down the ramp, and make their way into the ring. MVP picks up a microphone, and the music cuts off.” Montel Vontavious Porter: You don’t have to jump to your feet now that I am out here. Welcome to another great addition of the VIP Lounge. I am your host the current Intercontinental Champion, current one half of the Tag Team champions, and the current Money in the Bank winner. I know that is a lot to take in, but get use to it. I’m out here because something serious is going on here in the EMF. There is a war going on, and things are getting heavy. Someone requested to get some air time on the VIP Lounge, and hey I can’t blame her. So let me introduce to you the Co-owner of the EMF, Natasha Jones! ("Million Dollar Theme" plays as Natasha Jones comes out onto the ramp to a mixed crowd reaction. She walks down the ramp and into the ring, taking a microphone as she does.) Natasha: Well hi Montel. Thank you for having me here on your show. Now I know this show has been disgraced by my ex-husband in the past... so I figured I’d come out here and erase those memories. Because after all... come Survival of the Fittest... we will never have to look at John Cena on EMF Television again! Montel Vontavious Porter: That is what I like to hear Natasha. Everyone is getting sick and tired of watching John Cena and Amy kissing on TV. It makes me sick to my stomach. Do they really think people want to watch that? But you requested this time Natasha. Go ahead and say what is on your mind girl. Natasha: Well its pretty simple really. At Survival of the Fittest... I am officially going to end the EMF reign of terror that has been bought to us by John Cena. And I am going to do that by way of the yearly elimination tag team match that occurs at that Pay per view. 3 men and 1 woman on each team... and the last team standing wins the power in the EMF. Either myself or John Cena will have lost all control by the end of that night. One of us will walk away with a 50% stake in the company... the other with zero. And John.... make no mistake... when my team wins... you'll be in the unemployment queue quicker than people switch off when they see you and Amy on screen! Montel Vontavious Porter: So Team Cena Vs Team Jones; that should be very interesting. Who is going to be on Team Cena, and who is going to be on your team Natasha? Natasha: Well that’s the thing isn't it. In order to beat John Cena... I need to assemble the best team possible. I'm not going to lie to you Monty.. I did have an Alteria Motive for requestion to appear on this show of yours... Scene: MVP looks a little confused. He looks to Eve who just shrugs at him. He then looks back at Natasha. Montel Vontavious Porter: Well, why are you on the VIP Lounge then? Natasha: Because I was hoping to secure your services for this match. I mean.. there's no one more decorated in the EMF right now than you, is there? You got that IC Title... and that briefcase... your the number 1 guy! There's no one I’d want to help me kick that asshole out of here... more than you. Scene: MVP shakes his head and has a smile on his face. Montel Vontavious Porter: Why thank you Natasha. You couldn't be more right about that. I am the number one guy. Well, who else do you have so far? Natasha: Right now; nobody else. But I know a guy who will be more than happy to help drive John Cena out of the EMF. So i'm also officially extending an invitation to "The X-Factor" Dan Godwin. I'm sure we can bank on his support. Scene: MVP's smile goes away and a angry expression comes across his face, Montel Vontavious Porter: Dan Godwin!? Why do you want that guy on your team!? He was the sucker who befriended Amy, why do we want someone like that on the team? Natasha: I only want the best of the best... and Godwin is one of the best. He might not have a championship AND a briefcase... but hell... he's up there. Adding to that the fact that he hates Cena just as much as we do... I think he's a good pick. Besides... i'm sure the world would love to see him Super-kick Amy's face one more time! Montel Vontavious Porter: Natasha, the only reason I'm going to work with Godwin is one reason. I want Cena and Amy out, but Godwin needs to be careful. If he crosses my path I'm going to take him out right on the spot. You know I've beaten him twice now. He has only beaten me once. I'm better than him. Natasha: I don't doubt that. But I’m glad you have agreed. With the EMF’s Most Value able Player on my side... I can hardly lose. I mean I can't even think who Cena's going to get... but to say they won’t be in your league is an understatement. Montel Vontavious Porter: You are a smart woman Natasha. You got the right guy for the job. You got yourself a deal. Natasha: Thank you. With you and Godwin on board... John Cena will soon be a thing of the past! Scene: MVP looks X-Cold up and down. He looks out at the crowd. Natasha slides out the ring and MVP tells Eve to leave too. She doesn't want to leave but he tells her to go. She hands him his Tag Team title, and MVP puts it across his shoulder. Eve leaves the ring and walks up the ramp looking back. MVP grins at X-Cold. Montel Vontavious Porter: Well look everyone, I have a new guest. Let me introduce to you former World Champion and member of the Hall of Fame, X-Cold. What can I do for you X-Cold? .::X-Cold::.-I was just sitting around in the back wondering a question to myself. Now how exactly does a self righteous hypocritic like yourself get air time? Must be great to misuse that little bit of power you got. I mean I don't condomn the actions of John Cena and Amy Dumas, but wow...you guy's are living proof of what the Organization has been saying the entire time. Montel Vontavious Porter: I find that funny X-Cold. You coming out here asking me how I got some air time. I've always had this air time, before Ted Dibiase had some power. Matter of fact; the EMF begged me to come in the EMF. They needed something new and fresh. They needed something to wash away the old and the stale. That is why there is the VIP Lounge. I'm the most decorated champion right now in the EMF. You are coming out at the wrong time, and you are talking to the wrong person like that. Not if you are not careful X-Cold...You just might get hit by another car like in your match with HHH. You like that X-Cold? I know a little bit of my EMF history. Maybe you can shut your mouth now. .::X-Cold::.-That's real funny, so I can assume you'll be driving that car. If I can assume that, then should I go report a car stolen? How about if I didn't get run down by a car after having one of the greatest matches in Extreme Measures Federation history, you'd still be kissing my father-in-laws ass working for the WWE? How do you like that...I know my MVP history too. (X-Cold shakes his head at MVP, and continues) .::X-Cold::.-But when I said you forgot someone, I'll explain exactly what I meant. You see while you were out here earlier, starting on your quest to rid the EMF of all heterosexual couples, you forgot one thing. While your quest is a fine goal, and being where you been, I can understand why you would want to do it. You don't want to be different, and straight people kissing creep you out. But focus Montel, focus, because if you don't....you at Money Inc. will be walking out of Survival of the Fittest with one less title. Montel Vontavious Porter: You don't have to remind me what I got at Survival of the Fittest. You just... .::X-Cold::.-NO, I DO! You see, the Organization is tired of the disrespect. Were tired of you dismissing the people who you wouldn't be in this ring without, like you can just get away with it. You stand here in the ring, and talk about taking out an evil in the EMF. Yet I don't see these people you speak of wasting EMF money on crap for themselves. But you know the fact your so focused on John Cena and Amy Dumas, you forgotten that you also have to take on a true champion in Firestorm. You don't think we forgotten what you did last week, then THINK AGAIN! Montel Vontavious Porter: A true champion in Firestorm? Are you kidding me? Firestorm has been TV champ for less than a month. He choked against Godwin and Masters. A team that Tomko and I beat mind you. You are really going to stand here in my face, and tell me he is a true champion? You want respect? Why don't you get in this ring again than X-Cold? How about you stop running your mouth and crying all the time. You don't want respect. You want people to bow to your feet and cater to your every needs. You want people to just lay down for you. Money Inc. doesn't roll that way. I can see you are upset that you are way past your prime, and you have a hard time getting in this ring. That is fine by me, but stop your crying about it. Life moves on and you should too. As far as Firestorm goes. He is just another notch under my belt. Another easy title defense I have booked for the pay per view. I should be thanking whoever did me this favor. .::X-Cold::.-Firestorm's a TAW legend, where you...your a legend in your own mind. As for your discription of me, I couldn't help but think you were talking about yourself. I mean....crying voice mocking Money Inc. I didn't get a contract when I wanted....my locker room sucks...I don't need to fight anyone to earn the title shot....I just need to leave the EMF, and pout in a corner for a few months....I don't like seeing men kissing women. ends voice But of course, you guy's aren't hypocrites, right?...Montel, I don't lie, you are a very talented wrestler. But the fact you are over looking a guy who helped a federation that brought in new life into the EMF...is a lot like you....a JOKE Montel Vontavious Porter: It is real cute that you are sticking up for your boyfriend, it really is. But how about you and I stop the talking. Scene: MVP drops his microphone and gets in the face of X-Cold. X-Cold doesn't back down and the two men have a stare off.... .::X-Cold::.-This coming from the man who's so against men and women kissing. But I don't call it sticking up for Firestorm, I'm doing this on my own. Sometimes...you just...need to buy time. (X-Cold grins, and MVP looks confused as he turns around, and Firestorm who came from under the ring smashes MVP over the head with a chair. Firestorm hits a few fists to the downed MVP. Then finally he stops, X-Cold goes over to Firestorm, and raises his arm as Firestorm's theme plays.) ("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.) JR-Rad Hazard has some successes, and bumps in the road on his come back. King-Well, it's not all going to be easy. Kris Gaffney-You should tell that to my team…..they never make anything easy. ("Abyss theme" blasts on the PA system as he walks down to the ring doing his usual entrance, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This man was very impressive against Rip Extreme. King-Well, Rad Hazard is a former champion…this might be more of a challenge. Kris Gaffney-Even though Rad's still getting back in the flow of things. [Rad Hazard looks at the task that he has in front of him, and Rad Hazard charges at Abyss. Abyss goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard throws a few fists to the face of Abyss, but it doesn't seem to effect Abyss, and Abyss blocks one of the punches, and hits a head butt that sends Rad Hazard down to the mat, and Rad Hazard gets up to his feet. Abyss grabs hold of Rad Hazard's hand, and pulls him into Abyss, and hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard hard down to the mat. Rad Hazard crawls away into the corner, and gets up, and Abyss hits a few stomps in the gut, and whips Rad Hazard into the opposite corner, and Abyss follows in the corner. As Rad Hazard crashes into the corner, Abyss hits a body slash. Abyss stumbles out of the corner, and picks up Rad Hazard into a side walk slam, and drops him. Abyss goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………..2……………….kick out. Abyss measures up as Rad Hazard, and he runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and comes down on the back of Rad Hazard driving the middle rope into the throat of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard stands up, and Abyss picks up Rad Hazard, and lifts him over his head into a military press, and holds him up for a time, and then throws him down on the mat for a military press slam. He gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a few fists to the face of Rad Hazard, and tries to whip Rad Hazard to the ropes. But it's reversed, and Abyss bounces off of the ropes. Then hits a running big boot that connects with Rad Hazard's face. Rad Hazard gets up fairly quickly stunned, and he stumbles into the waiting Abyss who picks Rad Hazard on his shoulders then sets him up, and hits the shock treatment. Abyss sits there laughing, and he slowly gets up to his feet. He waits as Rad Hazard is slowly recovering, and he gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard turns towards Abyss who grabs him by the throat, and lifts him up, and drives him down to the mat with a choke slam. Abyss goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………….2……………..KICK OUT by Rad Hazard.] JR-Rad Hazard kicked out of that move just before the three. King-I think he's surprised. Kris Gaffney-Think he might regret that? King-Possibly.. [Rad Hazard rolls under the ropes, and gets up on the apron. Abyss goes over towards where Rad Hazard is, and hooks him for a suplex. But then Rad Hazard is able to drop down and hits a hang man that makes Abyss fall backwards. Rad Hazard climbs up to the apron and Abyss gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard hits a shoulder block that doubles over Abyss. Rad Hazard uses the ropes to slide under Abyss, and gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard taunts Abyss, and Abyss charges at Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard hits a drop toe hold that sends Abyss on his face. Rad Hazard waits as Abyss gets up to his knee's, and Rad Hazard hits a drop kick to the face of Abyss. Rad Hazard goes out to apron, and climbs up the top rope, he waits as Abyss stumbles to his feet. Rad Hazard leaps off of the top rope. He catches Abyss with a flying double axe handle, but he doesn't go down to the mat. He stumbles down to the ropes. Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face of Abyss, and Abyss stumbles to the ropes, and Rad Hazard tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed by Abyss. Abyss reverses the whip, and Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes and Abyss lowers his head, and goes for a back body drop. But Rad Hazard grab holds of the head of Abyss, and drives him back down with a DDT. Rad Hazard goes into the cover on the monster Abyss, and the ref counts 1…………………….2……………………kick out by Abyss. Rad Hazard looks like he's trying think of what else to do, and Abyss stumbles into the corner. Rad Hazard runs up, and Rad Hazard starts hammering away.] JR-Rad Hazard is taking it to Abyss. Kris Gaffney-Think he might get the upset? King-He might….but that might not be a good idea…seeing how crazy Abyss is. [Rad Hazard backs out of the corner, and hits a running clothesline that connects with Abyss. Abyss stumbles out of the corner, Rad Hazard goes for the Realization, but before he can connect with it Abyss hits a knee lift to the gut, and pushes Rad Hazard backwards. He hits the ropes, and stumbles back right into the black hole slam! Abyss goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………….2…………………………..3!] JR-Abyss pulled victory from the jaws of defeat right there. King-That finisher he has is pretty sudden. Kris Gaffney-Someone needs to remind Abyss opponents not to run at him. King-That's like powerbombing Billy Kidman…you just can't avoid it. No matter how hard you try. (Note: Rad's RP was late, but made him give a fight.) (We go backstage and Natasha Jones is seen walking around. She seems to be on her way somewhere, when suddenly she is approached. .::Voice from behind::.-Is this a bad time? Natasha: No... I guess not. (She turns round to see Stephanie McMahon-Walker standing behind her. .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Think this is the first time we have run into each other, but I'm sure you know who I am, good to meet you. Natasha: Erm... likewise... I think. Although I get the feeling my ex-husband will have something to do with the reason your talking to me... (Stephanie laughs, and she puts her a hand on her hip) .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Not exactly, John Cena has, and never will control me. Anytime I dealt with him, it's been because I chose to, I'm not his puppet if that's what your saying, and never will be. Natasha: Well... thats good to hear... I think. So.. what can I do for you? .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Well, just heard the match you set up, and I just had an offer to bring you. Natasha: Really? Whats that? Unfortunately I have to be on the team... otherwise I would have loved to have offered you the womens spot. (She laughs, and says.) .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Well as much as I've improved, I will never be known as the strongest wrestler anyways. So you probably aren't missing out on too much. (She shakes her head, and continues.) .:: Stephanie McMahon::.-But no, I didn't come here to offer myself. I just so happen to be working with the man known as Abyss, and lately we have been thinking that he might be better served to find a tag team partner. I don't know who these other guy's are, but I'm figuring....maybe we can see how he gels with these guy's, and see if there is something to it. Maybe he can help you guy's along to your goal as well. Natasha: I'm not sure. I know he's new around here... and I only want the best for my team. Thats why I have the World and Intercontinental Champions signed up! Whats in it for me? .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-New to here, but obviously you don't know this isn't the first time he's stepped into the ring. He's refered to as one of the best big men in this industry. Shiny gold are all good and well, but they don't always make you "the best". What's in it for you, I'd say...you get one of the better big men in the industry on your side in the hope it'll help you win. Nat: Well.... how do I know I can trust you? How do I know Cena hasn't sent you to trick me into having this guy on my team. I mean... he's a monster isn't he? He could destroy my other team members... and all because Cena set it up. .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-I don't have anything to gain or lose by either one of you winning or losing. So it would be counter productive to what I'm trying to accomplish with Chris. Besides, haven't worked with John Cena in quite a long time. As I said...I never been John Cena's puppet, and never will be. I simply worked with him since we could help each other, and he was nice to me. Even though I know his reputation. As for Chris...he's just a little mis-understood, he's a nice man. I just want him to get the opportunity to see if anyone in this match could be a good tag team partner for him. Nat: Well... ok. I do need another man anyway. And if he performs well, I know he'll be a useful asset. Just don't let me down. This is the chance to rid the EMF of the man who made you do unimaginable things with Mickie James after all. .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Well...so you know, if that's the worst that has happened in my life, then I would consider myself fortunate. I think it was a better option than the one Jackie wanted anyways...but make no mistake, this isn't a mission of revenge. I just want to help Chris, that's all this is. I wouldn't help Cena right now, because I never gotten along with Amy, and I don't think the men on Cena's side would be good for what I want. But I think...we can help each other out with this. Nat: Ok, that makes sense. You can tell Chris he has a spot on my team. I just hope he's ready for the biggest match of his career. .:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Don't worry, I'll make sure he's ready. Well, it was good meeting you, and I wish you the best in this match. (She puts her hand out, and Natasha reaches out to shake it.) Natasha: It was nice meeting you too... and thanks. (She walks away and we fade out.) ("The Million Dollar theme" blasts on the PA system as the ref Natasha Jones walks to the ring.) JR-They say hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn…well….guess we found out how true that is.. King-Yeah…Natasha is bitter…normally Cena ex's are obsessed. I find this weird. Kris Gaffney-Not like my wife…she's like that naturally…I'm going to be sleeping on the couch tonight! ("With Leg's like that" blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) King-I've heard this theme before. Kris Gaffney-Na…this is the extra "n" version. JR hits Gaffney ("Obsession" blasts on the PA system as MIckie James skips to the ring, and slides into the ring.) JR-The women's champion might be taking this match a little lightly. King-I don't think so…she learned about Marina. Kris Gaffney-By EXTREME star seeing! [Mickie James and Marina pace around the ring, and Marina goes for a single leg take down, and gets it. But Mickie James is able to kick off Marina. Marina stumbles back to the ropes, and bounces back, and goes for a jack knife over, and gets the 1…..2…..Mickie James is able to lift her shoulder up off of the mat. Marina gets up on the other side of the ring, and goes over to Mickie James who sweeps the legs of Marina. Marina goes down, and Mickie James gets up and goes for what seems to be an elbow drop, but it was really a fake, and Marina gets faked out by it, and tries to roll away, when Mickie James drops one across her back. Marina is in a little pain as she gets up to her feet holding her back. Mickie James hits a few forearm shots to the face that backs up Marina to the ropes, and Mickie James tries to whip Marina to the ropes, but it's reversed, and Mickie James bounces off of the ropes. Marina goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, and Marina goes to the other side of the ring. She bounces off of the ropes. Mickie James hits a move that drives Marina's into the face, I think it's called a kneeing face buster. Mickie James gets up as Marina rolls away holding her face, Mickie James hits a few kicks in to the corner on Marina, then follows up with a boot to the throat of Marina. The ref counts to 4, and Mickie James lets go of the choke hold. The ref warns Mickie James of the choke hold, and Mickie James gives Marina some space. Mickie James tries to whip Marina into the corner, and follows into the corner. As Marina crashes into the corner, Mickie James hits a clothesline in the corner. Mickie James backs up, and Marina stumbles out of the corner, and Mickie James goes for the Mick kick. But it's ducked under by Marina, and Marina goes for a belly to back suplex. But Mickie James rolls out of the back of Marina's back, and Mickie James is in the corner, and Marina charges at Mickie James in the corner, but Mickie James is able to get her boot up. Marina stumbles back in pain, Mickie James pulls herself up to the second turnbuckle, measures up Marina, and leaps off of the second rope, and connects with a lou thez press on Marina.] JR-The champion is taking it to the challenger. Kris Gaffney-Is that a surprise? King-No…the surprise is when Marina turns the match around. [Mickie James pulls up Marina, and hooks Marina up for what seems to be a vertical suplex. But Marina is able to float behind after shifting her weight, and Marina stumbles back a little bit as Marina is still a little dazed. Mickie James charges at Marina, Marina counters with a drop toe hold that sends Mickie James throat first into the second rope, Mickie James bounces up, and right into Marina who hits an inverted Russian leg sweep. Marina falls down to the mat, and takes sometime to recover rather than go for the pin, and while this is happening. Mickie James crawls into the corner, and Marina gets up to her feet, and charges at the corner. Mickie James hits a boot to the face. Marina stumbles back stunned, and Mickie James trying to get the advantage back from Marina by charging at Marina, but Marina is quick to counter this with a spinning spinebuster on Mickie James. Marina is able to get the rest she needs as Mickie James gets up, Marina hits a clothesline that knocks Mickie James back down to the mat. Mickie James gets up much slower than before. Marina hits a few forearm shots to the face. Marina whips Mickie James to the ropes. She bounces off of the ropes, and Marina lowers her head. Then hits a big back body drop that sends Mickie James flying through the air. Mickie James crashes on the mat, and slowly gets up to her feet, she stumbles towards Marina who kicks Mickie James in the gut, and sets up Mickie James, hooks Mickie James leg, and executes a fisherman suplex with a bridge. She holds her down for a 1………………..2………………kick out by Mickie James! Mickie James crawls into the corner in the sitting position, and Marina runs up the corner where Mickie James, and goes for the Extreme Seeing Stars. But Mickie James moves out of the way, and Marina goes crashing down on the mat. Mickie James waits, and as Marina gets up Mickie James kicks Marina in the gut, and goes for the Mick-DT, and hits it!] JR-It might be over right here. Kris Gaffney-But it depends on what Natasha does… King-Wonder if she'll count her down. Kris Gaffney-I beat she won't… King-Your on! [Mickie James goes into the cover, 1………………2…………Natasha gets an arm cramp BROTHER…BROTHER…BROTHER! Mickie James gets up, and laughs, she shrugs it off. She gets ready for the Mick-kick, but suddenly turns around and nails Natasha! Natasha goes down to the mat seemly out cold. Mickie James rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair. She slides into the ring, and as Marina gets up to her feet. Then Mickie James smashes Marina with the chair. She goes into the cover, suddenly Amy Dumas (in a very skimpy ref bra top, and tight black pants) slides into the ring. Amy Dumas counts the 1……………………..2……………………..3!] King-Does that count? JR-She's an EMF official…so I suppose it does. Kris Gaffney-Best. Ref. Entrance. EVER! (Amy Dumas raises the arm of Mickie James. Then she rolls out of the ring, and walks up ramp.) JR-No love loss there. King-No...I think she just remembered what she was wearing, and who she was in the ring with. Kris Gaffney-Aaaawww... ("Welcome to Heartbreak" blasts on the PA system as Randy Evans followed closely behind by Melina makes his way to the ring. "Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring. "" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman follows behind him.) JR-We now know that the former world champion due to our General Manager will have to go through Tyson Tomko to gain a rematch. King-Guess Ted wasn't a EMF fan back in the early days. Kris Gaffney-I guess not… ("Revolution" blasts on the PA system as Masters and Godwin walks to the ring, "the Gambler" blasts on the PA system as the Gambler follows behind.) JR-The Gambler and Revolution don't usually agree on many things, but we'll have to see if they can co-exist long enough to get the win. King-Well…with Eastman on the other team…I'm pretty sure they can. Kris Gaffney-He couldn't have been happy with a count out loss.. [The Gambler and Brandon Eastman stand in the middle of the ring, and Brandon Eastman decides to try to out punch the Gambler. But as he gets into the fist fight, he finds out that probably wasn't a great idea as he's punched backwards, and Brandon Eastman drops down on the ground, and rolls out of the ring, and the crowd boo's as Brandon Eastman yells at them, but while he has his back turned towards the ring, and his opponent the Gambler grabs Brandon Eastman by the hair, and pulls him up on the apron . The Gambler tries to hip toss him, but Brandon Eastman hits a hangman that stumbles the Gambler backwards, Brandon Eastman comes into the ring, and hits a standing drop kick that knocks down the Gambler. Brandon Eastman goes over to his corner, and tags in Randy Evans to see if he has any better luck. The Gambler seemly is already on his hands and knee's, but as he goes for it. The Gambler catches Randy Evan's foot, and Randy Evans tries to get out of the move, but the Gmalber stands up with his boot, and Randy Evans looks around not knowing what to do, the Gambler pulls Randy Evans into him, and hits a clothesline that knocks down Randy Evans hard to the mat. The Gambler pulls up Randy Evans up to his feet, and brings him over to his corner in a front face lock. The Gambler holds open Randy Evans, and Dan Godwin hits a shot to the ribs. Randy Evans is in pain, and the Randy Evans hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Randy Evans that back him up to the ropes. Dan Godwin tries to whip Randy Evans to the ropes, but it's reversed. Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes. Randy Evans lowers his head, and Dan Godwin counters with a swinging neck breaker. Randy Evans slowly gets up to his feet, and he holds his neck as he stumbles right into the waiting Dan Godwin who scoops him up, and hits a body slam. He goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. He leaps off of the top rope, and nails the flying elbow drop! Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and pumps up the crowd. He goes to the corner, and he yells for Randy Evans to get up as he stands ready to deliver his finisher the eXecution.] King-Huh…seen this before…just not sure where. Kris Gaffney-Guess we know where the 243 return went. King-Yep. JR-If Godwin connects with this, it could be all over! [Randy Evans gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin goes for an execution. But Randy Evans ducks under, and hits an inverted 3.0 back breaker on Dan Godwin. Randy Evans takes a few moments to rest up, and both wrestlers get up to their feet at about the same time. Dan Godwin goes for a fist to the face, but it's blocked by Randy Evans and Dan Godwin gets hit with a fist to the face that backs up Dan Godwin. Randy Evan sets up and hits a European upper cut that knocks down Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet stunned, and Dan Godwin gets whipped to the ropes, and Randy Evans hits a spinning back elbow to the face of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes down to the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet. He stumbles right into the waiting Dan Godwin who gets picked up by Randy Evans, and hit with a scoop power slam. Randy Evans backs to the ropes, and leaps in the air and hits a flying knee drop to the face of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin sets up in pain, but doesn't go anywhere further than the sitting position. Randy Evans pulls up Dan Godwin, and drags him over to his corner. He tags in Scott Tazte who stands on the apron as Randy Evans sets up Dan Godwin for a vertical suplex, and hits it. Scott Tazte sling shots himself over the top rope, and it doesn't connect with Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin rolls away, and makes the tag to Chris Masters. Chris Masters comes into the ring, and hits a running clothesline that knocks down Scott Tazte, and Scott Tazte gets up dazed. Chris Masters hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Scott Tazte gets whipped to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Chris Masters lowers his head, and Scott Tazte counters with a swinging neck breaker. Scott Tazte quickly makes the tag to Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman comes into the ring, and waits as Chris Masters stumbles up to his feet. Brandon Eastman picks up Chris Masters into a side slam, and drops him. Brandon Eastman goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………2………………..the Gambler comes into the ring to break it up. Suddenly Scott Tazte spring boards on the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick to knock the Gambler backwards. Suddenly both teams start leave their corner, and start a brawl.] JR-This match is breaking down. King-You didn't think it would stay together for long? Kris Gaffney-I guess not… [The Gambler spears Brandon Eastman, and goes to the outside to join the fun on the outside. Dan Godwin blindside tags Chris Masters, Dan Godwin comes into the ring, and hits the eXecution! Dan Godwin goes into the cover, suddenly Gambler pulls off Dan Godwin off the cover, and Dan Godwin gets up. Gambler hits a few punches, Dan Godwin pulls Gambler up, and turns him around. He yells at him, Gambler shrugs, and looks like he's going accept it. Dan Godwin turns around, and the Gambler hits a low blow on Dan Godwin. The Gambler throws him hard into the ring post shoulder first. He stares down Dan Godwin as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air as the ref called it a no contest.]

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. It ends as we fade into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs, and scream. Some say "Welcome back Torrie! HARDCORE!", Mickie fears Precious", and "Why is this tag team match happening?

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-Headlined by quite a big tag team match.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…but I agree with the guy in the crowd…why are we having this match anyways?

(We open up in Paris, France somewhere on the Eiffel Tower. We fade into a table set for two by candle light. Amy Dumas is on one side in her sexiest black dress she owns (a backless, v cut dress that shows off quite a bit of Amy's breasts. The skirt goes all the way down, and has a slit up the side.) She looks seemly happy in the moment. As she mentions to her company.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Mmmmm.......this is so romantic...

Cena: Isn't it just? It was well worth the long flight to get here. You just can't top the view from this place at night. Or... of course... the view I have from across this table.

(She giggles a little bit, and looks over at Cena, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Must be my pretty eyes your talking about, huh hun? *she bats her eyes cutely*

Cena: Oh absolutely. Well that and... everything else I see. Just perfect, wouldn't change a thing.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Hehehe...guess I can't complain either on what I have, I mean think of all the girls who would kill to be in my shoes. At least now I can be happy, rather than make a bunch of people who in the end don't care about me like you do happy.

Cena: Exactly. This situation is better for everyone involved. I mean... would Chris Jericho ever have bought you here?

(She looks down, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I rather not talk about him, you know how I still feel about him. But to answer your question...no, but until he stopped being there for me was when I realized I was denying myself of something better. Unlike what some people believe, I haven't changed, and I'd hope you'd want me no other way, right?

Cena: Of course Amy. I wouldn't want anything to change about you. I didn't spend all this time chasing you to just mold you once I got you.

(She gives him a smile, but she shakes her head with a somewhat disappointed look on her face, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-You do know how many people believe you are going to end up hurting me, right?

Cena: A million and one no doubt. But you know better than that. I've done all the hurting you I can take. I'd rather spend the rest of my life trying to put that right, then ever hurt you again.

(She takes a sip of whine)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well...I know about the other woman, I was the one who predicted they wouldn't last....but I think there is something that separates me, from them.

(Cena smiles.)

Cena: Plenty of things seperate you from them... but what do you think it is?

(Amy giggles, and says.)

::Amy Dumas::.-Flattering, but...I don't know. I always thought the reason why you couldn't stay with them is they just folded too easily. Before you really started to respect their mind, not just what they looked like, and the night of sex they can give you.They just gave you what you wanted, while us on the other hand. We've been through a lot already, through everything I think you respect me past this *she runs her hand down the side of her body*. Not saying I plan on changing you, I realize what you want physically, and I'm fine with that. Like me with you, I don't expect for me to change your needs, but I think we know each other more than just that. Which isn't like Nat, and I'm not too wrapped up in myself like Jackie. They can say you will hurt me, but I think I know you better than anyone, and I think I know what will make this work unlike the past women. If I'm right, we both can rub it in the critics faces.

Cena: And I look forward to doing just that. This is going to be the start of something truely amazing for the both of us. And i'm sure the kids will be happy once they all live together.... hardly an hour goes by without Laura banging on about Ashley.... i'm surprised she even remembers her.

.::Amy Dumas::.-*she laughs* Yeah, those two have been inseparable for years. I don't know, just they always seemed to get along great. As for live together, sounds like you got some sort of evil plan, don't you John Cena?

Cena: Hey... thats not fair! Not all my plans are evil. But Amy.. it doesn't make sense to have you and Ashley living out of a hotel when there's plenty of room at Cena Mansions! Not that we'd need to use any extra rooms of course... but you know what I mean.

.::Amy Dumas::.-*she takes another drink of her whine* Oh I know, trust me, I know. As for the hotel. Well, no reason to go back to my house. Just doesn't feels right there anymore, I guess I'm just kinda lonely. Might as well, but you know this is a big step quickly. I know we know each other more than a lot of couples do right now. Are you sure this is what you want though?

Cena: I've never been surer of anything in my life Amy. As I said... i'd happily spend the rest of my life trying to make up for the way I treated you before. Hell the only thing stopping me marrying you right here and now is i'm fairly certain our waitor can't legally perform weddings. We could check that though! But seriously... i'm a million percent sure thats what I want to do.

(Suddenly their waitor runs up, and says.)

.::Waitor::.-Weddings are gay, this is gay, you both are gay....but I'M NOT GAY. Which makes me better than you...eeerrr...I mean...more whine?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Um...more for me...

(The waitor pours some more for Amy.)

Cena: No... not for me. What do you think I am... made of money? Oh.... wait.... alright then.

(He smirks as the waitor pours him some more too.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-*she laughs*...You know John...is it in your plan also to get me drunk tonight?

Cena: It might be. Though I'm not sure I need that sort of advantage.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well...plan or not it's working...surprised you didn't try that before....Dumas women are such lightweights.

Cena: Thats good to know. I'll bare it in mind for the future. You'll never know when it might come in useful.

.::Amy Dumas::.-*gets a suggestive look*...sure you will. *end that tone, then bites her lip thinking of something* All this sounds like a dream, but you do realize that some people won't let us be, right?

Cena: I realise thats probably the case... but who in particular?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well...your ex-wife for one, it's only a matter of time before we really have to deal with her. Not to mention all the lies that are going around the EMF lately...

Cena: Oh... we'll deal with her... don't worry. Shes no threat to anyone. She'll have her fun and leave again anyway. She knows she'll never be taken seriously in the EMF no matter what she does.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well, I know what has to be done, will be done. But in a way if it's possible to avoid it, I rather her not to be hurt. But she does seem past reasoning with, it's not like that stupid GM we have now-a-days. Dealing with his little "stick it to the man" things is like clubbing a baby seal.

Cena: Ah... don't worry your pretty little head about it. Ted's no problem. If he annoys us we'll just fire him on the spot. Nat might be a little trickier to get rid of... but i'll think of something. It wont take us long to rid the EMF of anyone who doubts us.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Hehe...I know there is no need to worry about him *she smiles a bright, but somewhat evil smile*. I just find it funny here I was the lowest paid staff member for years, who had a group of people going on, and on about how corrupt I am with no real proof of it. Yet the moment they get a little power, they go out and on national television do the most corrupt, and self serving things I've ever seen a staff member do. Did you see the crap they ordered?

Cena: To be honest I just laughed it off. They might think the EMF has to pay for their garbage... but we'll just charge it to Ted anyway. There's no way they can claim a card game is in someway benfitting this company.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Already a step ahead of you...

Cena: Really? What have you done to them honey?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh nothing...which is exactly what Ted is going to get in his pay check to pay for all that crap...NOTHING! I figure they can have the crap, but in that case might as well be paid with Ted's money. Sure he might not miss the money, but the message is what's important *she takes a sip of her whine*

Cena: Thinking like a Cena already... I love it!

.::Amy Dumas::.-Hey, I learned from the best. Although there is one thing I wondered, since you seem to be set on making me the next Mrs. Cena. You know I love kids, you do realize it's giong to be a bit of adjustment for me. Because with Ashley, I'll be looking after 4, do we have a plan for that?

Cena: We can get you some help if you need it. Thats never been a problem for me in the past. I would love to be with my children all the time but... obviously its not possible. But i've never been short of help. So don't worry Amy.. i'm not just gonna leave you stuck with all 4 of them.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well, I'm sure we will figure out something when that time comes. I mean, I wouldn't mind too much being a full time Mom, but I suppose it's up to us.

Cena: Yea... it certainly is. You never know though... we might end up with even more kids to worry about. I mean... who says we won't have any of our own?

(Amy's eyes goes towards Cena, she didn't quite expect that. She had always thought Cena had his limit of kids, and she wasn't expecting to have to get pregnant again. Which she didn't know if that was somewhat disappointing to her or not, because she had planned to have more than just Ashley.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-.....well...I do admit that I've wanted another baby for a long time now. *a smile slowly creeps on her face.*

Cena: Well... no time like the present, huh? Well... that is... if that creepy gay waitor wasn't watching us!

(Suddenly in the background the waitor yells, "I'M NOT GAY!)

.::Amy Dumas::.-It's unfortunate, but, I could hold you over right now..

(She gets up, even though she stumbles a little bit due to the alcohol she's had. But as graceful as she can manage, she turns towards him, and says...

.::Amy Dumas::.-Something like...

(She starts to kiss Cena who wraps his arms around her and starts kissing her back. Its not long before Cena's hands work their way down to her ass as he begins feeling Amy up. We fade out with them still making out wildly.As the footage freezes, the "Million Dollar Theme" hits, and Natasha Jones comes out onto the ramp with a microphone.)

Natasha: Thats quite enough of that. If you want to see the rest.. ask Money Inc to borrow their copy of "When John met Amy"... and watch it somewhere thats not on my show!

(Amy takes the microphone, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I think your forgetting something, this just isn't your show, you own 25 percent of the company. But so do we, maybe that fact is lost on you. But you can't just try to push us around, you have no authority to do so...a lot like your pathetic GM. Anything he does, it's because we allow it to be so. Maybe you need to think this through a little bit more, because your clearly not seeing everything with a rational mind.

Natasha: I'm irrational? When you two think airing a porno in a wresting company is acceptable. These people tune in to see fine wrestling entertainment. We only have 2 hours air time, and your wasting about 75% of that with videos of you making out in France. No one wants that. Its disgusting. To be honest i'm starting to think the EMF would be a better place without people like you in power!

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh please, considering what has been done in wrestling, that is nothing, you just seen some kissing. What we have done has been way over blown, besides you didn't seem to mind when it was you! Hurt at all...sure it does Nat. Anyways, who exactly do you think should be in power....Money Inc.? Because ever since you gave them power you have made me look better, and better with the job I have done as the Vice President. Here they were bitching about me with no evidence for a year or two. But now that they have some power, here they are on a little power trip. Looking more like hypocritics every day, a lot like someone else on that stage...oh right, you are the only one on that stage...guess that limits the choices.

Natasha: Money Inc? Give me a break... I don't care about them. I only did that go get to you two. And deny it if you want... but clearly its working.... seeing as its all you ever talk about. No I don't think they should be in power... I think I should be in power! I think I should et the full 50% because at least I wouldn't abuse it. Besides... there's no point having this half the company split up. It just means that Prez Mike can over rule us both. And i'm sure neither of us wants that.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well who else you have put in power Natasha? Stop dreaming, I talk about it, because it's so laughable, and they go around here like they think they are top shit. But fail to realize the chain of command here. As for someone being 50% owner, I agree, you know nothing about wrestling so you should fuck off back across the pond. While people who know what their doing run this show, not some prissy rich girl who is just pissed off because she couldn't satisfy her man.

Cena: No no Amy... the girl makes a point. We can't just stand by while Mike over powers both of us. Uniting the shares makes sense. And you know what... this might be the perfect time for it... as we're coming up to Survival of the Fittest. Of course, my favourite Pay Per View. And this gives me an idea.... One that has never failed me yet.

Natasha: I know exactly what your going to say. You want to make a team.. and have me do the same, in a winner take all match.... right? So predictable... and yet... I like it.

Cena: You do? Even though you know you can't win?

Natasha: Why not? With the right people by my side... I could DESTROY the both of you. And nothing will give me greater satisfaction than publically firing the pair of you when its all said and done!

.::Amy Dumas::.-....Nat you can think everything is going to go your way in life, but you already have learned recently that is not the case. Quite frankly, even if you somehow win this match...which by the way I might add is *in mock English accent* is not bloody likely. All that happens is that you'll be left alone to run this company, realize you know nothing about this industry, and drive this company into the ground. Point fingers all you want, but the fact is the EMF is still going strong with me and John in power. You on the other hand can...and will fail no matter what happens in this match. Let's say what if we win....ever consider that? No matter what you can't win....your going to get hurt. Your best chance is to do the right thing, and hand over the 25 percent. I'm only going to give you one more chance to back out.

Natasha: I'm not going anywhere. Enough people hate your guts to help me form a great team. And that team will be driven on by their desire to see you two walk out of here empty handed, and with nothing left in the whole world, except your pathetic porno movies. I'll make a team... and believe me... it'll be full of the EMFs finest athletes... and between us.. we'll bring down this new "power couple". Your days here are numbered... both of you... and i'm sure no one in the world is sorry to hear that!

(She throws her microphone down, and leaves again as her theme plays.

.::Amy Dumas::.-So be it...

("Lovehatetragedy" blasts on the PA system as Cena and Amy leave to the backstage area. As we fade into commercial, and come back.)

("Halo" blasts on the PA system as Torrie Wilson walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Torrie must have some worries about ring rust.

King-Well, from what I hear she has car driving rust too.

Kris Gaffney-Torrie and cars just don't mix…whatever this has to do with anything, I don't know, but it's true!

("Shelley Martinez' theme" blats on the PA system as Shelley Martinez walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Her first match was successful against a very talented Marina, will she has the same success?

King-Well Marina might be talented, but Torrie has more experience.

Kris Gaffney-That's true.

[Torrie Wilson and Shelly Martinez lock up, and Torrie Wilson is able to hit a knee into the gut of Shelley Martinez. This doubles over Shelley Martinez, and Torrie Wilson hits a clubbing blow to the back. This takes down Shelley Martinez. Shelley Martinez gets up to her feet, and Torrie Wilson hits a few forearm shots to the face of Shelly Martinez. She backs up to the ropes, and Torrie Wilson tries to whip Shelley Martinez to the ropes. But it's reversed, and Torrie Wilson would bounces off of the ropes, but it's countered by Torrie Wilson grabbing a hold of the top rope with her arms, and Shelley Martinez charges at Torrie Wilson hits a elbow to the face. That stumbles back, Shelley Martinez charges back at Torrie Wilson. Who counters with a one woman flap jack, Shelley Martinez's neck snaps off of the top rope. He stumbles towards Torrie Wilson, and Torrie Wilson picks up Shelley Martinez, and hits a perfectly placed body slam in the corner, and Torrie Wilson goes into the second turnbuckle. But seemly Shelley Martinez wasn't quite as out of it as she made herself seem, and she charges at Torrie Wilson in the corner, but Torrie Wilson is able to counter this with a boot to the face this stuns Shelley Martinez on her feet, as she stumbles around, she stumbles right into the waiting TOrrie Wilson who hooks Shelley Martinez, and hits a tornado DDT that drives Shelley Martinez' head right into the mat. Torrie Wilson pushes Shelley Martinez on her back, and goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………..2……………………kick out by Shelly Martinez. Torrie Wilson doesn't question the call, and quickly puts Shelley Martinez arm in an arm bar, and holds it on Shelley Martinez, Shelley looks for a way out of it, and she hits a few fists to the gut of Torrie Wilson who finally lets go of the hold. Shelley Martinez runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Torrie Wilson goes for a knee into the gut, but Shelley Martinez floats over it, and goes for what seems to be a boston crab attempt. But Torrie Wilson kicks Shelley Martinez off of the move attempt. Shelley Martinez crashes hard in the corner, and Torrie Wilson kicks Shelley Martinez in the gut, and hits a sit down face buster on Shelley Martinez. She goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………2…………KICK OUT by Shelley Martinez.]

JR-Not too many people kick out of that move.

King-Must be because it wasn't used in a tag match.

Kris Gaffney-Must be…

[Torrie Wilson doesn't make a big deal about the count still, rather than that she decides to stay on the attack, and goes to the outside of the ring. She climbs up to the top rope for a high flying move of some sort. But before she jumps off, Shelley Martinez runs up to the top rope, and hits an arm drag off of the top rope that sends Torrie Wilson hard into the mat. Both women are down on the mat, and finally Torrie Wilson gets up to her feet, and stumbles around right into Shelley Martinez, who hits a jaw breaker out of no where, and Torrie Wilson backs up to the ropes. Shelley Martinez measures up, and hits a drop kick to the face of Torrie Wilson, Torrie Wilson falls out of the middle and top rope to the floor. Shelley Martinez takes a few moments to rest on her feet as she waits for Torrie Wilson to get up, as she does she is near the apron. So Shelley Martinez runs at Torrie Wilson and connects with a baseball slide that connects with Torrie Wilson that sends her down to the mat once again. Shelley Martinez rolls out of the ring, and goes back on the attack on Torrie Wilson. Torrie Wilson is getting up, and Shelley Martinez takes Torrie Wilson, and rams her back first into the barricade. Torrie Wilson sinks down to a sitting, position, and Shelley Martinez hits a few kicks into the gut of Torrie Wilson, and then follows it up with a boot to the throat. The ref warns Shelley Martinez, and finally she breaks up the choke hold. Shelley Martinez pulls up Torrie Wilson by the hair, and throws her hard into the ring steps back first. Torrie Wilson is in a lot of pain, and Shelley Martinez pulls her up, and rolls her into the ring. Following her as the count was starting to get near to 10.]

JR-Shelley Martinez might be closing in on a win here.

King-They always seem to be…

Kris Gaffney-Normally something happens that makes them lose…yeah I seen that pattern too.

[Shelley Martinez climbs up to the top rope, and measures up as Torrie Wilson gets up. Shelley Martinez goes for a flying cross body block, but Torrie Wilson dives out of the way. Shelley Martinez crashes into the mat, Shelley Martinez sets up. Torrie Wilson hits a quick drop kick to the face that puts down Shelley. Torrie Wilson locks on the Heaven on Earth….Shelley fights it….fights it….looks for a way out…but see's none, so she taps out!]

JR-Torrie Wilson has won this match!

King-Huh…wonder when the last tap out was..

Kris Gaffney-No clue…

“The ring is filled with props for the VIP Lounge. Money Inc.’s theme plays over the speakers. Boos will the arena as MVP walks out with Eve Torres. MVP is wearing a white t-shirt v neck, blue baggy jeans, his Nike sponsor shoes, and he has his Money in the Bank briefcase in his hand. He is wearing his Intercontinental title around his waist, and Eve is holding his Tag Team title. They walk down the ramp, and make their way into the ring. MVP picks up a microphone, and the music cuts off.”

Montel Vontavious Porter: You don’t have to jump to your feet now that I am out here. Welcome to another great addition of the VIP Lounge. I am your host the current Intercontinental Champion, current one half of the Tag Team champions, and the current Money in the Bank winner. I know that is a lot to take in, but get use to it. I’m out here because something serious is going on here in the EMF. There is a war going on, and things are getting heavy. Someone requested to get some air time on the VIP Lounge, and hey I can’t blame her. So let me introduce to you the Co-owner of the EMF, Natasha Jones!

("Million Dollar Theme" plays as Natasha Jones comes out onto the ramp to a mixed crowd reaction. She walks down the ramp and into the ring, taking a microphone as she does.)

Natasha: Well hi Montel. Thank you for having me here on your show. Now I know this show has been disgraced by my ex-husband in the past... so I figured I’d come out here and erase those memories. Because after all... come Survival of the Fittest... we will never have to look at John Cena on EMF Television again!

Montel Vontavious Porter: That is what I like to hear Natasha. Everyone is getting sick and tired of watching John Cena and Amy kissing on TV. It makes me sick to my stomach. Do they really think people want to watch that? But you requested this time Natasha. Go ahead and say what is on your mind girl.

Natasha: Well its pretty simple really. At Survival of the Fittest... I am officially going to end the EMF reign of terror that has been bought to us by John Cena. And I am going to do that by way of the yearly elimination tag team match that occurs at that Pay per view. 3 men and 1 woman on each team... and the last team standing wins the power in the EMF. Either myself or John Cena will have lost all control by the end of that night. One of us will walk away with a 50% stake in the company... the other with zero. And John.... make no mistake... when my team wins... you'll be in the unemployment queue quicker than people switch off when they see you and Amy on screen!

Montel Vontavious Porter: So Team Cena Vs Team Jones; that should be very interesting. Who is going to be on Team Cena, and who is going to be on your team Natasha?

Natasha: Well that’s the thing isn't it. In order to beat John Cena... I need to assemble the best team possible. I'm not going to lie to you Monty.. I did have an Alteria Motive for requestion to appear on this show of yours...

Scene: MVP looks a little confused. He looks to Eve who just shrugs at him. He then looks back at Natasha.

Montel Vontavious Porter: Well, why are you on the VIP Lounge then?

Natasha: Because I was hoping to secure your services for this match. I mean.. there's no one more decorated in the EMF right now than you, is there? You got that IC Title... and that briefcase... your the number 1 guy! There's no one I’d want to help me kick that asshole out of here... more than you.

Scene: MVP shakes his head and has a smile on his face.

Montel Vontavious Porter: Why thank you Natasha. You couldn't be more right about that. I am the number one guy. Well, who else do you have so far?

Natasha: Right now; nobody else. But I know a guy who will be more than happy to help drive John Cena out of the EMF. So i'm also officially extending an invitation to "The X-Factor" Dan Godwin. I'm sure we can bank on his support.

Scene: MVP's smile goes away and a angry expression comes across his face,

Montel Vontavious Porter: Dan Godwin!? Why do you want that guy on your team!? He was the sucker who befriended Amy, why do we want someone like that on the team?

Natasha: I only want the best of the best... and Godwin is one of the best. He might not have a championship AND a briefcase... but hell... he's up there. Adding to that the fact that he hates Cena just as much as we do... I think he's a good pick. Besides... i'm sure the world would love to see him Super-kick Amy's face one more time!

Montel Vontavious Porter: Natasha, the only reason I'm going to work with Godwin is one reason. I want Cena and Amy out, but Godwin needs to be careful. If he crosses my path I'm going to take him out right on the spot. You know I've beaten him twice now. He has only beaten me once. I'm better than him.

Natasha: I don't doubt that. But I’m glad you have agreed. With the EMF’s Most Value able Player on my side... I can hardly lose. I mean I can't even think who Cena's going to get... but to say they won’t be in your league is an understatement.

Montel Vontavious Porter: You are a smart woman Natasha. You got the right guy for the job. You got yourself a deal.

Natasha: Thank you. With you and Godwin on board... John Cena will soon be a thing of the past!

Scene: MVP looks X-Cold up and down. He looks out at the crowd. Natasha slides out the ring and MVP tells Eve to leave too. She doesn't want to leave but he tells her to go. She hands him his Tag Team title, and MVP puts it across his shoulder. Eve leaves the ring and walks up the ramp looking back. MVP grins at X-Cold.

Montel Vontavious Porter: Well look everyone, I have a new guest. Let me introduce to you former World Champion and member of the Hall of Fame, X-Cold. What can I do for you X-Cold?

.::X-Cold::.-I was just sitting around in the back wondering a question to myself. Now how exactly does a self righteous hypocritic like yourself get air time? Must be great to misuse that little bit of power you got. I mean I don't condomn the actions of John Cena and Amy Dumas, but wow...you guy's are living proof of what the Organization has been saying the entire time.

Montel Vontavious Porter: I find that funny X-Cold. You coming out here asking me how I got some air time. I've always had this air time, before Ted Dibiase had some power. Matter of fact; the EMF begged me to come in the EMF. They needed something new and fresh. They needed something to wash away the old and the stale. That is why there is the VIP Lounge. I'm the most decorated champion right now in the EMF. You are coming out at the wrong time, and you are talking to the wrong person like that. Not if you are not careful X-Cold...You just might get hit by another car like in your match with HHH. You like that X-Cold? I know a little bit of my EMF history. Maybe you can shut your mouth now.

.::X-Cold::.-That's real funny, so I can assume you'll be driving that car. If I can assume that, then should I go report a car stolen? How about if I didn't get run down by a car after having one of the greatest matches in Extreme Measures Federation history, you'd still be kissing my father-in-laws ass working for the WWE? How do you like that...I know my MVP history too.

(X-Cold shakes his head at MVP, and continues)

.::X-Cold::.-But when I said you forgot someone, I'll explain exactly what I meant. You see while you were out here earlier, starting on your quest to rid the EMF of all heterosexual couples, you forgot one thing. While your quest is a fine goal, and being where you been, I can understand why you would want to do it. You don't want to be different, and straight people kissing creep you out. But focus Montel, focus, because if you don't....you at Money Inc. will be walking out of Survival of the Fittest with one less title.

Montel Vontavious Porter: You don't have to remind me what I got at Survival of the Fittest. You just...

.::X-Cold::.-NO, I DO! You see, the Organization is tired of the disrespect. Were tired of you dismissing the people who you wouldn't be in this ring without, like you can just get away with it. You stand here in the ring, and talk about taking out an evil in the EMF. Yet I don't see these people you speak of wasting EMF money on crap for themselves. But you know the fact your so focused on John Cena and Amy Dumas, you forgotten that you also have to take on a true champion in Firestorm. You don't think we forgotten what you did last week, then THINK AGAIN!

Montel Vontavious Porter: A true champion in Firestorm? Are you kidding me? Firestorm has been TV champ for less than a month. He choked against Godwin and Masters. A team that Tomko and I beat mind you. You are really going to stand here in my face, and tell me he is a true champion? You want respect? Why don't you get in this ring again than X-Cold? How about you stop running your mouth and crying all the time. You don't want respect. You want people to bow to your feet and cater to your every needs. You want people to just lay down for you. Money Inc. doesn't roll that way. I can see you are upset that you are way past your prime, and you have a hard time getting in this ring. That is fine by me, but stop your crying about it. Life moves on and you should too. As far as Firestorm goes. He is just another notch under my belt. Another easy title defense I have booked for the pay per view. I should be thanking whoever did me this favor.

.::X-Cold::.-Firestorm's a TAW legend, where you...your a legend in your own mind. As for your discription of me, I couldn't help but think you were talking about yourself. I mean....*crying voice mocking Money Inc.* I didn't get a contract when I wanted....my locker room sucks...I don't need to fight anyone to earn the title shot....I just need to leave the EMF, and pout in a corner for a few months....I don't like seeing men kissing women. *ends voice* But of course, you guy's aren't hypocrites, right?...Montel, I don't lie, you are a very talented wrestler. But the fact you are over looking a guy who helped a federation that brought in new life into the EMF...is a lot like you....a JOKE

Montel Vontavious Porter: It is real cute that you are sticking up for your boyfriend, it really is. But how about you and I stop the talking.

Scene: MVP drops his microphone and gets in the face of X-Cold. X-Cold doesn't back down and the two men have a stare off....

.::X-Cold::.-This coming from the man who's so against men and women kissing. But I don't call it sticking up for Firestorm, I'm doing this on my own. Sometimes...you just...need to buy time.

(X-Cold grins, and MVP looks confused as he turns around, and Firestorm who came from under the ring smashes MVP over the head with a chair. Firestorm hits a few fists to the downed MVP. Then finally he stops, X-Cold goes over to Firestorm, and raises his arm as Firestorm's theme plays.)

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard has some successes, and bumps in the road on his come back.

King-Well, it's not all going to be easy.

Kris Gaffney-You should tell that to my team…..they never make anything easy.

("Abyss theme" blasts on the PA system as he walks down to the ring doing his usual entrance, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man was very impressive against Rip Extreme.

King-Well, Rad Hazard is a former champion…this might be more of a challenge.

Kris Gaffney-Even though Rad's still getting back in the flow of things.

[Rad Hazard looks at the task that he has in front of him, and Rad Hazard charges at Abyss. Abyss goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard throws a few fists to the face of Abyss, but it doesn't seem to effect Abyss, and Abyss blocks one of the punches, and hits a head butt that sends Rad Hazard down to the mat, and Rad Hazard gets up to his feet. Abyss grabs hold of Rad Hazard's hand, and pulls him into Abyss, and hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard hard down to the mat. Rad Hazard crawls away into the corner, and gets up, and Abyss hits a few stomps in the gut, and whips Rad Hazard into the opposite corner, and Abyss follows in the corner. As Rad Hazard crashes into the corner, Abyss hits a body slash. Abyss stumbles out of the corner, and picks up Rad Hazard into a side walk slam, and drops him. Abyss goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………..2……………….kick out. Abyss measures up as Rad Hazard, and he runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and comes down on the back of Rad Hazard driving the middle rope into the throat of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard stands up, and Abyss picks up Rad Hazard, and lifts him over his head into a military press, and holds him up for a time, and then throws him down on the mat for a military press slam. He gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a few fists to the face of Rad Hazard, and tries to whip Rad Hazard to the ropes. But it's reversed, and Abyss bounces off of the ropes. Then hits a running big boot that connects with Rad Hazard's face. Rad Hazard gets up fairly quickly stunned, and he stumbles into the waiting Abyss who picks Rad Hazard on his shoulders then sets him up, and hits the shock treatment. Abyss sits there laughing, and he slowly gets up to his feet. He waits as Rad Hazard is slowly recovering, and he gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard turns towards Abyss who grabs him by the throat, and lifts him up, and drives him down to the mat with a choke slam. Abyss goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………….2……………..KICK OUT by Rad Hazard.]

JR-Rad Hazard kicked out of that move just before the three.

King-I think he's surprised.

Kris Gaffney-Think he might regret that?

King-Possibly..

[Rad Hazard rolls under the ropes, and gets up on the apron. Abyss goes over towards where Rad Hazard is, and hooks him for a suplex. But then Rad Hazard is able to drop down and hits a hang man that makes Abyss fall backwards. Rad Hazard climbs up to the apron and Abyss gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard hits a shoulder block that doubles over Abyss. Rad Hazard uses the ropes to slide under Abyss, and gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard taunts Abyss, and Abyss charges at Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard hits a drop toe hold that sends Abyss on his face. Rad Hazard waits as Abyss gets up to his knee's, and Rad Hazard hits a drop kick to the face of Abyss. Rad Hazard goes out to apron, and climbs up the top rope, he waits as Abyss stumbles to his feet. Rad Hazard leaps off of the top rope. He catches Abyss with a flying double axe handle, but he doesn't go down to the mat. He stumbles down to the ropes. Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face of Abyss, and Abyss stumbles to the ropes, and Rad Hazard tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed by Abyss. Abyss reverses the whip, and Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes and Abyss lowers his head, and goes for a back body drop. But Rad Hazard grab holds of the head of Abyss, and drives him back down with a DDT. Rad Hazard goes into the cover on the monster Abyss, and the ref counts 1…………………….2……………………kick out by Abyss. Rad Hazard looks like he's trying think of what else to do, and Abyss stumbles into the corner. Rad Hazard runs up, and Rad Hazard starts hammering away.]

JR-Rad Hazard is taking it to Abyss.

Kris Gaffney-Think he might get the upset?

King-He might….but that might not be a good idea…seeing how crazy Abyss is.

[Rad Hazard backs out of the corner, and hits a running clothesline that connects with Abyss. Abyss stumbles out of the corner, Rad Hazard goes for the Realization, but before he can connect with it Abyss hits a knee lift to the gut, and pushes Rad Hazard backwards. He hits the ropes, and stumbles back right into the black hole slam! Abyss goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………….2…………………………..3!]

JR-Abyss pulled victory from the jaws of defeat right there.

King-That finisher he has is pretty sudden.

Kris Gaffney-Someone needs to remind Abyss opponents not to run at him.

King-That's like powerbombing Billy Kidman…you just can't avoid it. No matter how hard you try.

(Note: Rad's RP was late, but made him give a fight.)

(We go backstage and Natasha Jones is seen walking around. She seems to be on her way somewhere, when suddenly she is approached.

.::Voice from behind::.-Is this a bad time?

Natasha: No... I guess not.

(She turns round to see Stephanie McMahon-Walker standing behind her.

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Think this is the first time we have run into each other, but I'm sure you know who I am, good to meet you.

Natasha: Erm... likewise... I think. Although I get the feeling my ex-husband will have something to do with the reason your talking to me...

(Stephanie laughs, and she puts her a hand on her hip)

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Not exactly, John Cena has, and never will control me. Anytime I dealt with him, it's been because I chose to, I'm not his puppet if that's what your saying, and never will be.

Natasha: Well... thats good to hear... I think. So.. what can I do for you?

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Well, just heard the match you set up, and I just had an offer to bring you.

Natasha: Really? Whats that? Unfortunately I have to be on the team... otherwise I would have loved to have offered you the womens spot.

(She laughs, and says.)

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Well as much as I've improved, I will never be known as the strongest wrestler anyways. So you probably aren't missing out on too much.

(She shakes her head, and continues.)

.:: Stephanie McMahon::.-But no, I didn't come here to offer myself. I just so happen to be working with the man known as Abyss, and lately we have been thinking that he might be better served to find a tag team partner. I don't know who these other guy's are, but I'm figuring....maybe we can see how he gels with these guy's, and see if there is something to it. Maybe he can help you guy's along to your goal as well.

Natasha: I'm not sure. I know he's new around here... and I only want the best for my team. Thats why I have the World and Intercontinental Champions signed up! Whats in it for me?

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-New to here, but obviously you don't know this isn't the first time he's stepped into the ring. He's refered to as one of the best big men in this industry. Shiny gold are all good and well, but they don't always make you "the best". What's in it for you, I'd say...you get one of the better big men in the industry on your side in the hope it'll help you win.

Nat: Well.... how do I know I can trust you? How do I know Cena hasn't sent you to trick me into having this guy on my team. I mean... he's a monster isn't he? He could destroy my other team members... and all because Cena set it up.

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-I don't have anything to gain or lose by either one of you winning or losing. So it would be counter productive to what I'm trying to accomplish with Chris. Besides, haven't worked with John Cena in quite a long time. As I said...I never been John Cena's puppet, and never will be. I simply worked with him since we could help each other, and he was nice to me. Even though I know his reputation. As for Chris...he's just a little mis-understood, he's a nice man. I just want him to get the opportunity to see if anyone in this match could be a good tag team partner for him.

Nat: Well... ok. I do need another man anyway. And if he performs well, I know he'll be a useful asset. Just don't let me down. This is the chance to rid the EMF of the man who made you do unimaginable things with Mickie James after all.

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Well...so you know, if that's the worst that has happened in my life, then I would consider myself fortunate. I think it was a better option than the one Jackie wanted anyways...but make no mistake, this isn't a mission of revenge. I just want to help Chris, that's all this is. I wouldn't help Cena right now, because I never gotten along with Amy, and I don't think the men on Cena's side would be good for what I want. But I think...we can help each other out with this.

Nat: Ok, that makes sense. You can tell Chris he has a spot on my team. I just hope he's ready for the biggest match of his career.

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Don't worry, I'll make sure he's ready. Well, it was good meeting you, and I wish you the best in this match.

(She puts her hand out, and Natasha reaches out to shake it.)

Natasha: It was nice meeting you too... and thanks.

(She walks away and we fade out.)

("The Million Dollar theme" blasts on the PA system as the ref Natasha Jones walks to the ring.)

JR-They say hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn…well….guess we found out how true that is..

King-Yeah…Natasha is bitter…normally Cena ex's are obsessed. I find this weird.

Kris Gaffney-Not like my wife…she's like that naturally…I'm going to be sleeping on the couch tonight!

("With Leg's like that" blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

King-I've heard this theme before.

Kris Gaffney-Na…this is the extra "n" version.

*JR hits Gaffney*

("Obsession" blasts on the PA system as MIckie James skips to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-The women's champion might be taking this match a little lightly.

King-I don't think so…she learned about Marina.

Kris Gaffney-By EXTREME star seeing!

[Mickie James and Marina pace around the ring, and Marina goes for a single leg take down, and gets it. But Mickie James is able to kick off Marina. Marina stumbles back to the ropes, and bounces back, and goes for a jack knife over, and gets the 1…..2…..Mickie James is able to lift her shoulder up off of the mat. Marina gets up on the other side of the ring, and goes over to Mickie James who sweeps the legs of Marina. Marina goes down, and Mickie James gets up and goes for what seems to be an elbow drop, but it was really a fake, and Marina gets faked out by it, and tries to roll away, when Mickie James drops one across her back. Marina is in a little pain as she gets up to her feet holding her back. Mickie James hits a few forearm shots to the face that backs up Marina to the ropes, and Mickie James tries to whip Marina to the ropes, but it's reversed, and Mickie James bounces off of the ropes. Marina goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, and Marina goes to the other side of the ring. She bounces off of the ropes. Mickie James hits a move that drives Marina's into the face, I think it's called a kneeing face buster. Mickie James gets up as Marina rolls away holding her face, Mickie James hits a few kicks in to the corner on Marina, then follows up with a boot to the throat of Marina. The ref counts to 4, and Mickie James lets go of the choke hold. The ref warns Mickie James of the choke hold, and Mickie James gives Marina some space. Mickie James tries to whip Marina into the corner, and follows into the corner. As Marina crashes into the corner, Mickie James hits a clothesline in the corner. Mickie James backs up, and Marina stumbles out of the corner, and Mickie James goes for the Mick kick. But it's ducked under by Marina, and Marina goes for a belly to back suplex. But Mickie James rolls out of the back of Marina's back, and Mickie James is in the corner, and Marina charges at Mickie James in the corner, but Mickie James is able to get her boot up. Marina stumbles back in pain, Mickie James pulls herself up to the second turnbuckle, measures up Marina, and leaps off of the second rope, and connects with a lou thez press on Marina.]

JR-The champion is taking it to the challenger.

Kris Gaffney-Is that a surprise?

King-No…the surprise is when Marina turns the match around.

[Mickie James pulls up Marina, and hooks Marina up for what seems to be a vertical suplex. But Marina is able to float behind after shifting her weight, and Marina stumbles back a little bit as Marina is still a little dazed. Mickie James charges at Marina, Marina counters with a drop toe hold that sends Mickie James throat first into the second rope, Mickie James bounces up, and right into Marina who hits an inverted Russian leg sweep. Marina falls down to the mat, and takes sometime to recover rather than go for the pin, and while this is happening. Mickie James crawls into the corner, and Marina gets up to her feet, and charges at the corner. Mickie James hits a boot to the face. Marina stumbles back stunned, and Mickie James trying to get the advantage back from Marina by charging at Marina, but Marina is quick to counter this with a spinning spinebuster on Mickie James. Marina is able to get the rest she needs as Mickie James gets up, Marina hits a clothesline that knocks Mickie James back down to the mat. Mickie James gets up much slower than before. Marina hits a few forearm shots to the face. Marina whips Mickie James to the ropes. She bounces off of the ropes, and Marina lowers her head. Then hits a big back body drop that sends Mickie James flying through the air. Mickie James crashes on the mat, and slowly gets up to her feet, she stumbles towards Marina who kicks Mickie James in the gut, and sets up Mickie James, hooks Mickie James leg, and executes a fisherman suplex with a bridge. She holds her down for a 1………………..2………………kick out by Mickie James! Mickie James crawls into the corner in the sitting position, and Marina runs up the corner where Mickie James, and goes for the Extreme Seeing Stars. But Mickie James moves out of the way, and Marina goes crashing down on the mat. Mickie James waits, and as Marina gets up Mickie James kicks Marina in the gut, and goes for the Mick-DT, and hits it!]

JR-It might be over right here.

Kris Gaffney-But it depends on what Natasha does…

King-Wonder if she'll count her down.

Kris Gaffney-I beat she won't…

King-Your on!

[Mickie James goes into the cover, 1………………2…………Natasha gets an arm cramp BROTHER…BROTHER…BROTHER! Mickie James gets up, and laughs, she shrugs it off. She gets ready for the Mick-kick, but suddenly turns around and nails Natasha! Natasha goes down to the mat seemly out cold. Mickie James rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair. She slides into the ring, and as Marina gets up to her feet. Then Mickie James smashes Marina with the chair. She goes into the cover, suddenly Amy Dumas (in a very skimpy ref bra top, and tight black pants) slides into the ring. Amy Dumas counts the 1……………………..2……………………..3!]

King-Does that count?

JR-She's an EMF official…so I suppose it does.

Kris Gaffney-Best. Ref. Entrance. EVER!

(Amy Dumas raises the arm of Mickie James. Then she rolls out of the ring, and walks up ramp.)

JR-No love loss there.

King-No...I think she just remembered what she was wearing, and who she was in the ring with.

Kris Gaffney-Aaaawww...

("Welcome to Heartbreak" blasts on the PA system as Randy Evans followed closely behind by Melina makes his way to the ring. "Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring. "" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman follows behind him.)

JR-We now know that the former world champion due to our General Manager will have to go through Tyson Tomko to gain a rematch.

King-Guess Ted wasn't a EMF fan back in the early days.

Kris Gaffney-I guess not…

("Revolution" blasts on the PA system as Masters and Godwin walks to the ring, "the Gambler" blasts on the PA system as the Gambler follows behind.)

JR-The Gambler and Revolution don't usually agree on many things, but we'll have to see if they can co-exist long enough to get the win.

King-Well…with Eastman on the other team…I'm pretty sure they can.

Kris Gaffney-He couldn't have been happy with a count out loss..

[The Gambler and Brandon Eastman stand in the middle of the ring, and Brandon Eastman decides to try to out punch the Gambler. But as he gets into the fist fight, he finds out that probably wasn't a great idea as he's punched backwards, and Brandon Eastman drops down on the ground, and rolls out of the ring, and the crowd boo's as Brandon Eastman yells at them, but while he has his back turned towards the ring, and his opponent the Gambler grabs Brandon Eastman by the hair, and pulls him up on the apron . The Gambler tries to hip toss him, but Brandon Eastman hits a hangman that stumbles the Gambler backwards, Brandon Eastman comes into the ring, and hits a standing drop kick that knocks down the Gambler. Brandon Eastman goes over to his corner, and tags in Randy Evans to see if he has any better luck. The Gambler seemly is already on his hands and knee's, but as he goes for it. The Gambler catches Randy Evan's foot, and Randy Evans tries to get out of the move, but the Gmalber stands up with his boot, and Randy Evans looks around not knowing what to do, the Gambler pulls Randy Evans into him, and hits a clothesline that knocks down Randy Evans hard to the mat. The Gambler pulls up Randy Evans up to his feet, and brings him over to his corner in a front face lock. The Gambler holds open Randy Evans, and Dan Godwin hits a shot to the ribs. Randy Evans is in pain, and the Randy Evans hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Randy Evans that back him up to the ropes. Dan Godwin tries to whip Randy Evans to the ropes, but it's reversed. Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes. Randy Evans lowers his head, and Dan Godwin counters with a swinging neck breaker. Randy Evans slowly gets up to his feet, and he holds his neck as he stumbles right into the waiting Dan Godwin who scoops him up, and hits a body slam. He goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. He leaps off of the top rope, and nails the flying elbow drop! Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and pumps up the crowd. He goes to the corner, and he yells for Randy Evans to get up as he stands ready to deliver his finisher the eXecution.]

King-Huh…seen this before…just not sure where.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we know where the 243 return went.

King-Yep.

JR-If Godwin connects with this, it could be all over!

[Randy Evans gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin goes for an execution. But Randy Evans ducks under, and hits an inverted 3.0 back breaker on Dan Godwin. Randy Evans takes a few moments to rest up, and both wrestlers get up to their feet at about the same time. Dan Godwin goes for a fist to the face, but it's blocked by Randy Evans and Dan Godwin gets hit with a fist to the face that backs up Dan Godwin. Randy Evan sets up and hits a European upper cut that knocks down Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet stunned, and Dan Godwin gets whipped to the ropes, and Randy Evans hits a spinning back elbow to the face of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes down to the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet. He stumbles right into the waiting Dan Godwin who gets picked up by Randy Evans, and hit with a scoop power slam. Randy Evans backs to the ropes, and leaps in the air and hits a flying knee drop to the face of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin sets up in pain, but doesn't go anywhere further than the sitting position. Randy Evans pulls up Dan Godwin, and drags him over to his corner. He tags in Scott Tazte who stands on the apron as Randy Evans sets up Dan Godwin for a vertical suplex, and hits it. Scott Tazte sling shots himself over the top rope, and it doesn't connect with Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin rolls away, and makes the tag to Chris Masters. Chris Masters comes into the ring, and hits a running clothesline that knocks down Scott Tazte, and Scott Tazte gets up dazed. Chris Masters hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Scott Tazte gets whipped to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Chris Masters lowers his head, and Scott Tazte counters with a swinging neck breaker. Scott Tazte quickly makes the tag to Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman comes into the ring, and waits as Chris Masters stumbles up to his feet. Brandon Eastman picks up Chris Masters into a side slam, and drops him. Brandon Eastman goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………2………………..the Gambler comes into the ring to break it up. Suddenly Scott Tazte spring boards on the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick to knock the Gambler backwards. Suddenly both teams start leave their corner, and start a brawl.]

JR-This match is breaking down.

King-You didn't think it would stay together for long?

Kris Gaffney-I guess not…

[The Gambler spears Brandon Eastman, and goes to the outside to join the fun on the outside. Dan Godwin blindside tags Chris Masters, Dan Godwin comes into the ring, and hits the eXecution! Dan Godwin goes into the cover, suddenly Gambler pulls off Dan Godwin off the cover, and Dan Godwin gets up. Gambler hits a few punches, Dan Godwin pulls Gambler up, and turns him around. He yells at him, Gambler shrugs, and looks like he's going accept it. Dan Godwin turns around, and the Gambler hits a low blow on Dan Godwin. The Gambler throws him hard into the ring post shoulder first. He stares down Dan Godwin as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air as the ref called it a no contest.]