(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(The lights are turned off. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on as the fireworks end. The camera scans around the crowd. After a few shots the camera zooms out the display the location information. The camera scans the crowd a few more moments as JR begins to talk.)

JR-Tonight we are at the home of the Bucks. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight we have a great show determining various contenderships.

King-Including the Extreme and IC Championship. Connor Wicklow looks to rebound as he faces Brandon Leno, but Miss Meadows will be the ref.

JR-It should be interesting to see how she factors into the match as she does have history with both competitors.

Kris Gaffney-For both sakes, they are going to have to try to put that out of their minds if possible to attempt to focus on the task at hand.

JR-Speaking of which lets get started with our first match of the night.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The veteran is looking to become the Extreme Champion again.

King-That’s funny…he hasn’t been the champion once.

(Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth blasts over the loud speakers and the crowed erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He rips his tank off and throws it into the crowd, he beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stares slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.)

JR-This new comer has shown that there is more to him than his name.

King- His Aunt and Uncle were in the Olympics too.

Kris Gaffney-Did they win with a broken freakin neck though?

Turn Down for What by Leo Moracchioli starts to play over the speakers.... The Mission Valley Fight Club are at the top of the ramp all of them with their hands in an M shape. Joe walks in front as his goons are behind him.

JR-Speaking of new comers, Joe E Lavish has been impressive.

King-Triple threat’s are a different story.

Kris Gaffney-We have seen that over the years.

[All three competitors start with fists to each other as Jackson Gunner is able to surprise Joe E Lavish with a head butt that knocks him outside of the ring. Zack Ryder is able to surprise Jackson Gunner with a drop kick that sends him down on the mat. Zack Ryder goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and for some reason goes for a flying senton, but it’s blocked by Jackson Gunner who plants Zack Ryder with a sit down power bomb. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder rolls out of the ring, and Jackson Gunner see’s that Joe E Lavish is on the apron. Jackson Gunner hip toss him from the apron and on to the mat. Jackson Gunner gets ready as he waits for Joe E Lavish to get up to his feet. As he is slow to get up to his feet, Jackson Gunner kicks him in the gut.]

JR-Jackson Gunner is a power bomb machine.

King-Don’t forget piledriver.

Kris Gaffney-The fact you killed that move makes it very easy to do so though…

[As Jackson Gunner is setting up Joe E Lavish up. Zack Ryder is also trying to get back into the ring, and Jackson Gunner knocks him off with a running forearm. Joe E Lavish is near the ropes, and Jackson Gunner attempts to attack him, but it’s countered with a hot shot that sends Jackson Gunner to the top rope throat first. Jackson Gunner staggers towards the Joe E Lavish. Joe E Lavish is able to grab Jackson Gunner and he drops him with a belly to bell suplex. Joe E Lavish quickly goes into the cover on Jackson Gunner. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………KICK OUT by Jackson Gunner. Joe E Lavish gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Jackson Gunner. Joe E Lavish stops and he see’s that might have an opening to go for a big move, and as Jackson Gunner gets up to his feet. Joe E Lavish locks on the Lavish lock.]

JR-Normally Jackson Gunner might be in a lot of trouble here, and he still might still be, but if he can hold on long enough Zack Ryder could help.

King-I’m certain that no one has wished for an appearance by Zack Ryder more than now.

Kris Gaffney-Your still angry about the footage thing, aren’t you?

King-You know it…

[Zack Ryder is on the top rope, and he jumps off, and he comes down with a splash on Jackson Gunner which also crushes Joe E Lavish. This breaks the hold. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest up, and wait for someone to get up to his feet Joe E Lavish rolls into the corner. Zack Ryder runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running clothesline in the corner. Joe E Lavish staggers for a few steps, and he falls into the corner. Zack Ryder grins as he backs up. Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd and he fists pumps. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder runs towards Joe E Lavish and he connects with a broski boot to the face Zack Ryder brings Joe E Lavish into the middle of the ring. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Joe E Lavish. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………….2………….Jackson Gunner attempts to break up the count. But Zack Ryder moves out of the way, and Jackson Gunner hits Joe E Lavish.]

JR-This might be Zack Ryder’s chance.

King-Just think of the web show he’ll hold if he wins.

[Zack Ryder measures up, and he see’s that Lavish is getting up first, and Zack Ryder jumps and he connects with the Rough Ryder on Lavish. Ryder gets up, but out of no where Jackson Gunner connects with the burning samaon on Ryder. Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Jackson Gunner gets the victory.

(“Find the real” blasts on the PA system. JCM walks out on the stage making fun of various crowd members. She steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This match was about an interference by JCM.

King-But that was an accident.

Kris Gaffney-So she says.

The lights turn golden and a hip-hop track (Nicki Minaj - Click Clack). begins to play. Wearing golden two-piece gear that shows off her impressive form, the natural and elite athlete turns around and pulls her silver jacket off her shoulders while posing. She flexes once it’s removed and walks down the ramp to fans that are unsure whether to boo or cheer, rolls into the ring, and does some more showboating once she’s past the ropes.

JR-It’s clear that Jordyn Jade doesn’t care one way or the other.

King-Guess she’s the one who wants revenge.

[Jesica Cole-Mann mocks Jordyn Jade’s boobs. Jordyn Jade throws the barely 100 pound Jesica with seemly a semi push. Jordyn Jade runs at JCM. Jesica Cole-Mann ducks out of the corner, and she connects with a few fists to the face of Jordyn Jade. Jesica Cole-Mann brings her out of the corner. Jesica Cole-Mann attempts to whip her to the ropes, but Jordyn Jade is able to reverse the whip. Jesica Cole-Mann bounces off of the ropes, and she throws her in the air, but as Jesica Cole-Mann lands she grabs the head of Jordyn Jade, and she puts her down on the mat. Jordyn Jade is down on the mat holding her head. Jordyn Jade is slow to get up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet Jesica Cole-Mann holds her through the ropes, and she starts to club on her chest for the “standard plasic crap”. Jesica Cole Mann pulls Jordyn Jade into the ring as the ref starts to warn her about going too far. Jesica Cole-Mann whips her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and Jesica Cole-Mann connects with a standing drop kick that puts down Jordyn Jade.]

JR-So far Jesica has been able to neutralize Jordyn’s power.

King-I’m not sure she saw that coming.

Kris Gaffney-Not sure anyone did.

[Jesica goes to the outside of the ring, and she climbs up to the top rope, and she waits for Jordyn Jade to get up to her feet. Jesica Cole Mann jumps off of the top rope, but at the last moment Jordyn Jade is able to catch her. Jordyn Jade connects with a rib breaker. Jordyn Jade doesn’t seem to be done though, she picks up Jesica then puts her into a military press.]

JR-But just like that Jordyn Jade power is coming to play.

King-I knew that couldn’t last.

[JCM rakes the eyes of Jade. Jade is blinded. JCM hooks Jade, and she drops her with an inverted Russian leg sweep. JCM goes to the outside, she climbs up to the top rope, and she jumps off of the top rope, and double foot stop Jordyn Jade’s chest known as I’m better than you. JCM goes into the cover on Jordyn Jade. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-On paper this would be a huge upset

King-I know I’m upset.

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. There is a rumbling all of a sudden a whole bunch of grapes carry Kenny Omegrape on their shoulder like he just won the super bowl and throws him into the ring.)

JR-I think people know to stay out of Kenny OMegrape’s way when he’s doing an entrance.

King-Aw their safe…unless the Melon Gods say their not.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that will save us from a lawsuit

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas tonight has to face a former IC champion.

King-Forget that, he also needs to face god.

Kris Gaffney-Always a disadvantage.

[Ricky Vegas and Kenny Omegrape argue about the benefits of fruit. Kenny Omegrape throws a fist, but it’s ducked under, and he gets hit with a few fists to the face by Ricky Vegas. And Ricky Vegas tries to whip Kenny Omegrape to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Kenny OMegrape. Rciky Vegas bounces off of the orpes, and Kenny OMegrape lowers his head, and Ricky Vegas kicks him in the face. Ricky Vegas waits as Kenny Omegrape spins around holding his face, and Ricky Vegas hits a hard clothesline that knocks down Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas lifts up Kenny Omegrape, and he connects with a body slam. Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet once again, and Ricky Vegas drops him with another body slam. Kenny Omegrape is slower to get up to his feet, and once he does. Ricky Vegas attempts to go for the final body slam. But Kenny Omegrape is able to slide out of the back. Kenny Omegrape goes for the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper, but Ricky Vegas ducks it, and he waits for Kenny Omegrape to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape gets hit with the full house.]

JR-Let’s not forget that was the move that put down Walter Melon.

King-That was only because the Melon Gods said so!

Kris Gaffney-And it’s a very effective move.

[Kenny Omegrape is down for the count. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Kenny OMegrape, but as Kenny Omegrape turns his shoulder. Ricky Vegas is able to grab his ankle and he is able to put Kenny Omegrape in the Blackjack, obviously in a lot of pain Kenny Omegrape looks for a way out of the hold, and Kenny Omegrape is able to roll through and Ricky Vegas goes flying across the ring, and he hits into the ring post. Ricky Vegas is in a lot of pain Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas goes for another full house, but it’s ducked under, and this time Kenny Omegrape is able to score with the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper that strikes Ricky Vegas head. Kenny Omegrape takes a few moments to rest up as Ricky Vegas staggers around, and he drops him with an inverted Russian leg sweep. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2………KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape is making a come back.

King-Told you…that’s what happens when you face god…now he’ll lose…if that’s what the Melon Gods say is going to happen.

Kris Gaffney-Always a good thing to know.

[Kenny Omegrape goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet. Kenny OMegrape goes for a missile drop kick, but Ricky Vegas catches it, and he turns Kenny Omegrape over, and he locks in the Black Jack. Kenny OMegrape attempts to get to the ropes, but Ricky Vegas pulls him to the middle of the ring. Ricky grapevines the leg. Finally after a while, Kenny OMegrape has no choice but to tap out. Ricky Vegas wins via submission.]

JR-Ricky Vegas wins!!

King-I don’t think that was a tap, it was just showing Ricky what the Melon Gods would do him.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out to the stage with Jack Heyman walking behind him. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Walter Melon is has experience with the TV Championship.

King-I’m certain that is the thinking behind the match…but did they think they are also making him face god?

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that part slipped their minds.

Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. ***

JR-Getting a win here would be extremely helpful for Haynes.

King-So would Mack Daddy to slap the taste of JR’s mouth.

Kris Gaffney-Keep saying it…maybe one day it’ll happen.

[Walter Melon and Christopher Haynes face off. The bell rings and the two throw fists back and forth. Neither of them backing off. Walter Melon is able to stun Christopher Haynes with a hard fist to the face that backs Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes is able to stop the momentum with a poke to the eyes. Walter Melon falls backwards blinded. Christopher Haynes runs at Walter Melon. Walter Melon counters with a hot shot that sends Christopher Haynes flying through the air and he hits into the top rope throat first. Walter Melon waits as Christopher Haynes turns around, and Walter Melon hits a few fists to the face that makes him back into the ropes. Walter Melon whips Christopher Haynes to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Walter Melon hits a back elbow to the face that knocks down Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes goes down on the mat. Walter Melon waits for Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet. Walter Melon picks him up, and he connects with a falling slam. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………………..2..KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes. Walter Meon goes into the corner, and he gets ready for Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Walter Melon runs out of the corner, and he connects with spitting seeds.]

JR-That might be enough to do it.

King-If only I knew what it would take to get JR slapped.

Kris Gaffney-You could do it yourself.

King-Yeah…but then I’d have to get up…and that wouldn’t be as fun.

[Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring and he climbs up to the top rope, but what he didn’t expect that Christopher Haynes is up and he dives on the top rope. Walter Melon falls on the top rope. Christopher Haynes hits a hard fist to the face of Walter Melon on the top rope, and then antoher one. Walter Melon is stunned enough that Christopher Haynes climbs up to the top turnbuckle where Walter Melon is, and Chrisotpher Haynes hooks Walter Melon into a vertical suplex position from the top rope, and he connects with a super plex. Both wrestlers fall on the mat. Both wrestlers are down are on the mat. Both wrestlers take a few moments to get up to their feet. Christopher Haynes unable to take advantage of his move is able to use this time to recover a bit, Haynes climbs up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Walter Melon is up to his feet around this same time. Walter Melon runs towards Christopher Haynes. But Christopher Haynes counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the middle rope. Walter Melon gets up stunned Christopher Haynes kicks Walter Melon and grabs his head, and he drops him with a swinging DDT that drives Walter Melon into the mat. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……KICK OUT by Walter Melon!! Walter Melon rolls towards the ref, the ref is Ashley Irvine now for some reason who yells WATERMELON!! She runs out and the real ref appears.]

JR-Where did Ashley come from?

King-I stopped questioning things.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure it makes sense in her world.

[Christopher Haynes rakes the eyes of Walter Melon. Walter Melon gets picked up, but Walter rakes the eyes right back. Christopher Hayne is blinded, and Walter Melon drops him for the DDT. Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, Walter Melon jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with the fruit smash splash. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref counts 1……………2………….3!!]

JR-Walter Melon gave Haynes a taste of his own medicine.

King-The Melon Gods allow him to do that!

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The World Heavyweight Champion must be looking forward to the next Pay Per View.

King-You got to wonder if that might be a factor here.

Kris Gaffney-I guess we will see.

"Gospel Song" comes across the PA system. I walk through the curtains and fall down to My knees and say a prayer and then as I spread my arms out a pyro shoots across the stage. Then I head to the ring.

JR-Ray Revenge has had a few disappointing matches, but this match could change everything. If not with a win, a good performance could change the fortunes of a wrestler.

King-I’m certain he’s aware of that.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if he can take advantage of it.

[Tony Ikeda and Ray Revenge pace around the ring, Tony Ikeda and Ray Revenge locks up, and they take him with an arm bar. Ray Revenge counters with a fist to the gut that stuns Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is stunned enough that Ray Revenge runs otwards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda hits a standing drop kick to the face that puts down Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a kick to the gut, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda connects with a swinging neck breaker. This puts down Ray Revenge, but clearly he isn’t down for the count. Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Ray Revenge, and Ray Revenge gets up to his feet, and he fires away with a few fists to the gut which makes him stagger backwards. Ray Revenge gets up, and he runs towards the corner, but Tony Ikeda is able to throw Ray Revenge in the corner. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face in the corner. Tony Ikeda brings him out of of the corner. Tony Ikeda tries to whip Ray Revenge to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge goes for a clothesline as he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda ducks under, and he hooks Ray Revenge, and he drops Ray Revenge with a full nelson suplex.]

JR-This could be it for Ray Revenge.

King-He’ll have to get revenge for that.

Kris Gaffney-You think?

[Tony Ikeda goes itno the cover on Ray Revenge, the ref counts 1…………2……….KICK OUT by Ray Revenge!! Tony Ikeda picks up Ray Revenge, and he hooks him for a full nelson, but he is able to hit a elbow to the side of the head. Ray Revenge is able to turn around. Ray Revenge hits a kick to the gut, and he drops Tony Ikeda with an impaler DDT. Ray Revenge can’t really do much with this move as he’s trying to recover.]

JR-Ray Revenge was able to score with the impaler DDT.

King-Is that an effective Edge move?

Kris Gaffney-Not for almost two decades…

[Ray Revenge climbs up to the second turnbuckle as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Ray Revenge jumps off of the second rope. Tony Ikeda catches him, and drops Ray Revenge with a full nelson suplex. Ray Revenge gets pushed on his back. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Ray Revenge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2………3!!]

JR-Tony Ikeda gets the victory.

King-Looks like Ray wanted Revenge a bit too much.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-Killer Tschida recently called out various wrestlers. The Wretched Nobody was one of them.

King-Well..can’t blame him for being fearless.

Kris Gaffney-I guess that’s one way to look at it.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

King-But I can blame him for being stupid.

Kris Gaffney-I knew you’d come around.

JR-The Wretched Nobody is likely not in the mood for games, this much is for sure.

[The Wretched Nobody and Killer Tschida stand in the middle of the ring. They lock up, The Wretched Nobody throws Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida hits hard into the corner, and he comes out of the corner not happy. The Wretched Nobody changes his tune with a hard upper cut that drops Killer Tschida. The Wretched Nobody waits for Killer Tschida, and he grabs his arm, and he brings him towards him. He connects with a short shoulder block, and then another one. For the final one the Wretched Nobody connects with a short arm clothesline dropping Killer Tschida. The Wretched Nobody picks up Killer Tschida. The Wretched Nobody hits a few fists to the face of Killer Tschida. The Wretched Nobody attempts to whip Killer Tschida to the ropes, and is able to be successful in that attempt. The Wretched Nobody lowers his head, and he connects with a back body drop that sends Killer Tschida flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody staggers up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him across his knee with the spine chiller.]

(The screen goes into a split screen with Christopher Haynes is watching the match seemly enjoying Killer being in pain.)

JR-It seems that Christopher Haynes is enjoying this match.

King-You think that’s bad…Dr. Britt Baker is also looking on.

[The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover Killer Tschida. The ref counts 1……………..2…….KICK OUT by Killer TSchida. The Wretched Nobody goes into the corner. He motions for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but it’s countered with Killer Tschida connecting with the killer kick to the chin that makes the Wretched Nobody stagger backwards, and he falls through the ropes and to the outside of the ring. The Wretched Nobody lands on his feet despite being staggered. Killer Tschida runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive both wrestlers are down. Clearly this effected Killer Tschida as he stays down and isn’t able to capitalize on this move, but what this does is buy him time to recover. The Wretched Nobody gets up as he see’s Killer Tschida on the ring post using it to get upt o his feet. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Killer Tschida, but Killer is able to counter by ducking out of the way. The Wretched Nobody goes into the ring post. Killer Tschida throws the Wretched Nobody into the ring. The Wretched Nobody is slow to get up to his feet. Killer Tschida goes for a cross body block from the top turnbuckle, but the Wretched Nobody is able to catch him. Killer Tschida is able to struggle out of the back. Killer Tschida is able to drop the Wretched Nobody with a diving DDT.]

JR-Killer Tschida has made a comeback here.

King-I can tell…we can’t repeat anything that Grace is saying.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not..

[The Wretched Nobody tries to get up to his feet, but Killer Tschida tries to drive him down on the mat to go for the Tschida lock, but the Wretched Nobody is able to block it.The Wretched Nobody throws off Killer Tschida. Killer gets up right into the trephination!! Killer goes down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!!]

JR-Killer attempted to lock on the Tschida lock, but the Wretched Nobody wasn’t having it.

King-Guess that made Mack Daddy happy.

(Killer Tschida looks extremely angry as he stands up.)

Kris Gaffney-But clearly not Killer happy.

("Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System and out comes Mickie James. Rebecca Michelle is with her, looking deeply unhappy. The pair of them get into the ring, where Mickie kisses Rebecca before taking the microphone.)

Mickie: Did you miss us? It's been hard being away all these weeks, but my poor little Rebecca was just too traumatised to leave the house. Or more accurately.... the bed, but I wasn't complaining too much about that. Ever since Christy Hemme locked her in a casket, she's been afraid to come back here. That treatment is just inhumane and I have no idea why that match was even selected, but my poor girlfriend should not be subjected to that, and we won't take it laying down. That's why we have returned tonight to right that wrongs that were done to us. That should have been a night of celebration. A night where we welcomed Laura and Ashley into our home.... and made them appreciate us in a whole new way. Instead.... I was left to pick up the pieces of Rebecca's damaged psyche as she couldn't comprehend what had happened to her.... and even worse... it being at the hands of Christy Hemme. But we've already humiliated Christy Hemme. We've already put her through hell using my Lock Box contract.... though to be honest... I think she enjoyed it more than she'd admit. Regardless.... we are back, and we are here for revenge for revenge on Laura and Ashley... the wannabe lesbians. Honestly, they should have tried to lose that match. One night with us.... and we'd have shown them what this life is all about. So we're here to give them another opportunity... come out here.... face us..... submit to us.... and join us.

(Mickie and Rebecca look at each other, almost not expecting Laura to show, and are shocked when "Everything is Awesome!" hits over the PA System and Laura Cena and Ashley Irvine come out onto the ramp. Laura puts an arm around Ashley and holds a microphone with her other hand to address Mickie.)

Laura: You can't let it go, can you Mickie? You've used your briefcase.... we don't have to indulge this nonsense. But... I'm also not afaid of another match with you. We beat you before... and we'll do it again. The question is... if you win... you get us. If we win.... what do we get?

Mickie: What do you want?

Laura: If we win..... we get her. *Laura points straight at Rebecca, shocking her*

Mickie: You want.... my.... Rebecca?

Laura: I mean it's only fair, right?

(Mickie turns to Rebecca who is shaking her head and motioning for Mickie to leave. Mickie turns back to Laura.)

Mickie: You're on. If you win.... you can have her.

(Rebecca looks startled, and annoyed, but doesn't really have time to react properly as Laura and Ashley head down to the ring to start the match. A referee slides into the ring and calls for the bell. Ashley starts off in the ring with Rebecca who looks angry at what has just happened. Rebecca runs at Ashley and almost takes her head off with a huge clothesline. She stomps away on her and is looking fired up. She picks Ashley up, and drills her down with a huge clothesline. Rebecca quickly hooks the leg for 1..... kick out! Rebecca picks Ashley back up, but Ashley fires away with some hard right hands on Rebecca which takes her off guard, and Rebecca stumbles back. Ashley scoops her up and then drills her down with the Boulder Holder. Ashley hooks the leg for 1....... kick out. Ashley goes over and makes the tag to Laura. Laura comes up and exchanges blows with Rebecca. She whips her across the ring, and as Rebecca bounces off the ropes and comes back, Laura meets her with a Super Kick. Laura runs over and cheap shots Mickie James on the apron. Rebecca charges at Laura, but Laura connects with a huge SPEAR. Laura hooks the leg for 1.... kick out!)

JR: Rebecca Michelle does not look happy to have been offered out in this situation....

King: It does mean either way, we get some HLA!

Kris: Not that you'll see it....

(Laura picks Rebecca up, and throws her into the corner. She runs over and clotheslines Rebecca hard into the corner. She stumbles out and Laura clenches her first and hits a hard right hand to Rebecca's chest. She then taunts, and then drops the 5 knuckle shuffle on Rebecca. Rebecca stumbles up and Laura puts her in a drop Toe Hold and then locks in the WT.... H on Rebecca in the middle of the ring! Mickie James tries to get into the ring, but she is then pulled off the apron by Christy Hemme! Christy throws Mickie into the barricade to stop her going to help Rebecca. Rebecca has nowhere to go, but knowing what's at stake, doesn't want to tap out. But in the end, she has no choice, and she submits.)

JR: This wasn't a long match.... I guess Mickie shouldn't have forgotten about Christy Hemme...

King: I mean, isn't the prize essentially the same thing for Rebecca anyway?

Kris: Guess she doesn't want to be without Mickie?

(Laura and Ashley raise each others arms and hug in the ring. Mickie is sitting on the outside looking annoyed whereas Rebecca looks furious. Laura takes the microphone, and smirks.)

Laura: Don't worry Rebecca. I know you don't want a night with us where you and Mickie can't dictate everything.... but you won't have to. Becuase you guys didn't bother to ask what I meant when I said we get you. We don't want you for the night.... why would we want that? No.... instead.... we want you to join The Beautiful People! That's what you agreed to.... so.... I'll see you in our locker room later.... because until I decide otherwise... you are our new member!

(Laura blows a kiss to Mickie on the outside, and then her and Ashley leave, and Rebecca looks even more annoyed than before as she glares at Mickie.)

(We go backstage to the Beautiful People Locker Room. We see Laura Cena, Catherine Walker, Lana and their newest member, Rebecca Michelle. Rebecca looks uncomfortable and like she doesn't want to be there. Suddenly there's a knock on the door. Lana goes over and opens it. It's the General Manager, AJ Lee.)

Lana: Sorry, but you have to be THIS beautiful to enter....

AJ Lee: Cute, but I'm your boss, so I can fire you. I won't though, but I'm here to tell you that your match at the Pay Per View has been decided. Your team will be taking on Tiffany's team, and whichever team loses... has to disband for good.

(The girls look around and look shocked, but Rebecca smirks.)

Laura: Big deal. We'll beat them, no problem at all. Is that all you've got?

AJ Lee: Well, it'll also be a championship match, as per tradition.

Laura: Fine well.... thanks for stopping by. Now if you could please leave, we have a new member to initiate....

AJ Lee: Yes.... your 4th member. You'll need 5 for the Pay Per View... but don't worry, I've assigned someone to your team. Tiffany on the other hand wanted to choose her final member herself.... so to make it fair, I've booked a little match for tonight. One of your group will face one of hers.... and if you win, you can choose their last member.... but if they win, they're choosing it.

Laura: I mean, I already wrestled tonight, but I'm sure I can beat any of those bimbos in my sleep....

AJ Lee: And it's a Lingerie match. Good luck!

(Laura, Catherine and Lana look at each other, and look disgusted.)

Laura: Lingerie match? I'm not doing that!

Lana: Me neither. These fans don't deserve to see any of us in our.....

(But before she can finish, the 3 girls catch each others eyes, and then look over at Rebecca. She shakes her head.)

Rebecca: No.... you already.... beat me earlier tonight. I need to rest up.

Laura: Oh darling.... you don't have a say. You take orders from us..... you will represent us tonight.

Rebecca: But.... what if I lose?

Laura: My advice? Don't. Now come on girls.... let's find something for her to wear....

Rebecca: It's ok, I have my own stuff....

Laura: Don't be silly.... we'll dress you right.... don't worry.

(Rebecca looks uneasy and concerned as we go to rindside for the match. "Insatiable" plays over the PA System and out comes Tiffany, representing her team. She is flanked by Charlotte Flair, Kelly Kelly and Stacy Hancock. She disrobes on the ramp, revealing pink lingerie as she heads to the ring.)

JR: There was a time where she would only wear pink if it was Sunday....

King: I think Laura's team stole that from her...

Kris: If they aren't careful, Laura's team will steal more than that this Sunday...

("Angel on My Shoulder" plays next as The Beautiful People come out onto the ramp. Rebecca Michelle is in a robe and looks like she doesn't want to be here. Laura Cena, Catherine Walker and Lana accompany her. They perform a BP like entrance and at the end of it, Laura and Catherine act like they're going to kiss, but of course they don't, drawing more boos from the crowd. Rebecca is refusing to disrobe, so Laura grabs her robe and pulls it off. Rebecca is wearing barely there black lingerie leaving little to the imagination, and tries to cover herself up.)

JR: Well... the Beautiful People chose her outfit... but it looks like they forgot most of it.

King: Somewhere, Mickie James is fuming that her girlfriend is being seen like this....

Kris: She didn't seem too fussed about her before.

(The bell rings and Rebecca runs at Tiffany.... who just leaps into the air and connects with the TNT! Laura and Catherine look at each other confused and annoyed as Tiffany hooks the leg for 1...... 2....... 3!)

JR: Well... that went well.

(Rebecca slides out of the ring and grabs her robe. She mocks Laura and Catherine as she walks away. Laura rolls her eyes and takes a microphone.)

Laura: Nice try... I bet you think you really got us, don't you? Problem is... we knew you'd do that, but it was worth it to see you squirm... and to annoy Mickie James. Truth is... there's no one Tiffany can pick that scares me. Pick whoever you want.... I'll beat them. Pick Mickie James.... pick Amy Dumas.... pick my own sister. I don't care. Do your worst. Nothing is going to stop me kicking your ass and ending your little group....

Tiffany: Cute. But I believe you. I believe you could beat anyone that I could pick one on one.... but what about if I pick someone you.... don't want to beat. You really should have taken this challenge seriously, and got us stuck with someone like Rita Van Toad... but I knew your arrogance would be your undoing. That's why my choice of our 5th member is...... Ashley Irvine!

(Laura gets wide eyed at this, and looks furious. Tiffany's group slide into the ring and pose with her as we head to commercial.)

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Brandon Leno was the IC champion until Dark Horizon.

King-Tonight he has a chance to get a chance to regain that championship.

Kris Gaffney-It’s not going to be easy

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage

JR-Ricky Vegas has expressed his dislike of Connor Wicklow’s actions…however with how Ricky Vegas won the championship, Brandon Leno isn’t exactly a friend of Ricky Vegas either. This should be interesting to see if Miss Meadows is bias towards either wrestler.

King-After last week and finding out Tony wasn’t a one week wonder, I’m certain Connor’s going to want to get some revenge.

[Brandon Leno and Connor Wicklow start out the match locking up. Connor Wicklow puts Brandon Leno into an arm bar. Brandon Leno looks for a way out of the hold, and he is able to hit an arm drag that sends him flying across the ring. Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno puts Connor Wicklow into a side head lock, and he takes him down with a side head lock take down. Brandon Leno holds on the pressure on the mat. Connor Wicklow gets up to his feet as Brandon Leno holds on the pressure on Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow pushes Brandon Leno to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow gets taken down with a shoulder block. Brandon Leno waits for Connor Wicklow to get up to his feet. Brandon Leno attempts to pick up Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow is able to slide out of the back of Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno turns around as Connor Wicklow has run to the ropes and is about to bounce off of the ropes. Connor Wicklow gets hit with the super kick that knocks down Connor Wicklow. Brandon Leno grabs Connor Wicklow by the hair, and he lifts him up into a power bomb position. He lifts him up, and he drops him with the purple haze pile driver that spikes Connor Wicklow on his head. Brandon Leno pushes Connor Wicklow on to his back. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Connor Wicklow. Miss Meadows goes into position to make the count. The Miss Meadows counts 1……………2….KICK OUT by Connor Wicklow!!]

JR-Brandon Leno could feel it there.

King-If only he did piledrivers as good as me.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that is what he told himself…

JR- Miss Meadows with the first count, it didn’t seem like she was favoring either one there.

King-It’s hard to know if she would…Ricky Vegas has history with both of these men.

[Connor Wicklow is slow to get up to his feet. Brandon Leno throws Connor Wicklow into the corner, and Brandon Leno runs towards the corner. Connor Wicklow puts his boot up. Brandon Leno hits into the corner. Brandon Leno staggers backwards. Connor Wicklow runs out of the corner, and he drops Brandon Leno with the sling blade.]

JR-Connor Wicklow mounting a come back.

King-Guess we’ll see if it goes anywhere.

[Brandon Leno is slow to get up to his feet. Connor Wicklow kicks Brandon Leno in the gut, and he sets him up for the zero signal DDT, but Brandon Leno takes him down and Leno floats over into a jack knife cover. Miss Meadows dives into the cover. The ref counts 1…………….2………….3!!]

JR-Brandon Leno wins it!! It didn’t seem like Meadows favored anyone either.

King-She certainly dived into that last pin attempt though.

JR-Although not odd for any ref…especially one that might be inexperienced.

(Brandon Leno celebrates his win as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)