EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video as it ends we go into the darken Target Center. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, and the lights turn on. Fans wave their signs, and yell. Some of the signs say "Marquise has Evolved!", "Selling Stephanie and Jackie tape!", and "I paid to see Miller's finisher".) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, we have quite a show for you tonight as we go on the road to Survival of the Fittest. I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney. King-We will see some preview matches of what we might see at Survival of the Fittest. Kris Gaffney-Well I suppose the superstars are ready, so let's get started! ("The Evolution" blasts on the PA system as Marquise walks to the ring along with Shelly Martinez. Marquise slides into the ring, and waits for his opponent.) JR-Marquise made a surprise return last week. King-And it seems he's ready to return to form. Kris Gaffney-Well I guess we will find out ("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard looking determined, and angry walks to the ring.) JR-We shall indeed Kris, because Rad is going to come at Marquise holding nothing back. King-Sure hope that's what he intended. Kris Gaffney-What better way to best one's self? [Marquise and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Marquise hits a knee lift to the gut. Marquise doubles over, and Rad Hazard whips Marquise to the ropes, and Marquise bounces off of the ropes. Marquise takes down Rad Hazard with a double leg take down, and hits a few hard fists to the face, and Rad Hazard turns the mounted punches around, and Marquise hits a hard fists to the face of Rad Hazard, and Rad Hazard is able to push Marquise Rad Hazard off of the mounted punches, and Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard charges at Marquise. Marquise counters with a back body drop that sends Rad Hazard over the top rope, and crashing on the mat, and Marquise measures up as Rad Hazard gets upt o his feet, and climbs up to the apron. Rad Hazard baseball slides from under him, and Rad Hazard falls off of the apron, and hits his face into the mat, and Marquise measures up once again. As Rad Hazard is really dazed now as he gets up to his feet, and Marquise runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and leaps over the top rope, and hits a rolling seanton that connects with Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard, and Marquise are down on the mat, and both are having issues getting up to their feet. Marquise is the first to get up to his feet, and he goes for a clothesline, but Rad Hazard is able to knock him back down to the mat with a standing drop kick. Rad Hazard goes down to one knee trying to rest up, but knows that he might have just turned the match back to his favor. Rad Hazard picks up Marquise the rest of the way up as he's trying to get to his feet, and Rad Hazard tries to whip Marquise to the steel steps, but it's reversed, and Rad Hazard goes into the steel steps shoulder first. Marquise shakes off the drop kick fairly quickly, and throws him into the ring, and Marquise rolls into the ring. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and Marquise hits a quick running clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard. Hazard gets up dazed, and Marquise whips Rad Hazard off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Marquise hits a spinning spine buster on Rad Hazard.] JR-Shades of Double A King-Marquise must want to protect his spot. Kris Gaffney-Only if it doesn't involve the NeXusЕthen he's powerless to stop it. [Marquise goes into the cover, and gets the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ.2ЕЕЕЕЕ..kick out by Rad Hazard. Marquise looks disgusted, and he goes to the corner, and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Marquise motions for Rad Hazard to get up like he would for the spear. Rad Hazard slowly gets up to his feet, and Marquise leaps off of the second turnbuckle for a spear, but it's countered by Rad Hazard with an ace cutter out of no where. Both wrestlers are down, and can't really do much about it right now. Both wrestlers after the count of seven on the ref is registered. Marquise is up to his feet before Rad Hazard, holding his face, but knowing that if he doesn't do something now that he might lose his grip on this match. He goes over to where Marquise is, and Rad Hazard counters with an inverted atomic drop. Marquise stumbles backwards in pain, and Rad Hazard throws Marquise into the corner. Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the gut that stun Marquise, and then follows it with a few knife edge chops finally the ref tells Rad Hazard to back up a little bit to let Marquise get out of the corner. Rad Hazard backs up to make the ref happy, and then he goes back into the corner, and he hits a fist to the face, and whips Marquise into the corner opposite of where Rad Hazard had him originally. Marquise crashes into the corner. He stumbles out of the corner, and Rad Hazard hits a quick belly to belly over head throw that sends Marquise on the mat, and Rad Hazard pumps up the crowd. As he waits as Marquise to get up to his feet, Marquise gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard kicks Marquise in the gut, and he double under hooks, and Rad Hazard hits a double hook sit down power bomb for a pinning combination. The ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ.2ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ.kick out by Marquise.] JR-Rad Hazard almost got him there. King-Rad certainly thought so. [Rad Hazard decides that it's time to finish this match, and he picks up Marquise, and goes for the Realization. But Marquise rolls out of the back, Rad Hazard turns around, and he gets hit with the spear! Marquise goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ.2ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ..3!] JR-Marquise wins his return match. King-He doesn't look like he's missed a step. (Marquise poses on the top ramp, but suddenly Abyss comes out of no where, and knocks him down to the ramp. Abyss grabs Marquise by the hair, and smashes Marquise into the stage. Marquise is down, Abyss poses over him as the EMF tron lights up to a backstage segment.) (The EMF tron lights up with the image of the of Evanescence lead singer Amy Lee who is on the hunt to find the next sap....eerrr...superstar to take her music as their theme song. She looks at the door of the co-owner of the EMF John Cena. She knocks at the door Cena is inside, looking miserable as he usually is when he's not screwing some random chick to numb the pain from Amy. He just calls out, without really caring.) Cena: Come in... (she walks into the room) .::Amy Lee::.-Hello Mr. Cena, is this a good time? Cena: Is there ever a good time? (He looks up at her, and looks confused.) Cena: Erm... who the hell are you? .::Amy Lee::.-Oh I'm Amy Lee Cena: Erm.... who? .::Amy Lee::.-...um...Amy Lee....from the band Evanescence? We were really popular in 2003....anyways, I just wanted to offer you a business proposal! Cena: A business proposal? I'm not interested. Not unless your preparing a multi-billion dollar offer to buy me out or something. Guess that depends just how popular you were... .::Amy Lee::.-Well...we were very popular...Christian even used a rip off one of my songs as his theme, but he deny's it for some reason. I know that you are a singer in your own right, and I wouldn't ask you to use one of my songs. But I know you have a few daughters, and I'm sure at least one of them will follow in their Dad's footsteps. I wanted to know if we could have an agreement that when one of them is old enough, and if they join the wrestling business, you could agree to use one of my songs as their themes. Cena: One of my daughters is already in the business... and I don't think she'd be too pleased if I told her she had to change her song.... besides, what if they don't like your music? What if they're like me and they've never heard of you? Surely they should be able to pick their own music? .::Amy Lee::.-Well...I came prepared for that, and I think I have an arrangement that works for everyone involved. Cena: Oh really? Well i'm listening... i'm not sure why... but I am. .::Amy Lee::.-Um...I'd sleep with you if you do it! Cena: Deal! (He leaps up and grabs Amy, before turning the lights out, and we fade away.) ("Holla" blasts on the PA system as Kelly Kelly walks to the ring, she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kelly Kelly's group the Beautiful People have been fairly busy lately. King-The more we have them out in the ring, the better. ("Katie Lea's theme" blasts on the PA system as Katie Lea walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Katie Lea is going to be a tough match against Kelly. Kris Gaffney-You wouldn't have said that when you thought she was a nurse. JR-ЕЕЕ [Kelly Kelly and Katie Lea face off in the middle of the ring, and Kelly Kelly with a grin on her face pushes Katie Lea backwards, and Katie Lea responses with a slap to the face. This stuns Kelly Kelly, and Katie Lea takes down Kelly Kelly down to the mat, and Kelly Kelly gets up to her feet, and is able to get to the side of Katie Lea, and she goes for a belly to back suplex, but Katie Lea is able to roll out of the back of Kelly Kelly. Kelly Kelly turns around as Katie Lea bounces off of the ropes, and she is met with a thurst kick to the chin that knocks her down, and Kelly Kelly hits a few stomps on the downed Katie Lea. Katie Lea tries to get to her feet, but Kelly Kelly hits a quick low drop kick as Katie Lea is now on her hands and knee's, and I was just a little too lazy to go back, and change that, so blah. Anyways Katie Lea goes into the corner, and Kelly Kelly goes into the corner with her, and she sets up Katie Lea, and hits a big hip toss that sends Katie Lea out of the corner, and she goes crashing into the mat.Katie Lea looks to be in a lot of pain, and Kelly Kelly seems rather pleased at how this match is going right now for her, and she picks up Katie Lea, and she whips Katie Lea to the ropes, and Katie Lea bounces off of the ropes. Kelly Kelly goes for a drop kick, but Katie Lea is able to see this coming, and holds on to the ropes, and Kelly Kelly hits the mat hard. Katie Lea measures up, and goes for a bulldog, but as she is going for it. Kelly Kelly is able to push Katie Lea off of the move. She crashes into the mat, slowly Katie Lea gets up to her feet, and Katie Lea gets kicked in the gut, and Kelly Kelly hits a quick DDT on Katie Lea. Kelly Kelly pushes Katie Lea on her back, and goes into the cover on Katie Lea. The ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕ..2ЕЕЕЕЕkick out by Katie Lea!] JR-Kelly Kelly is not going to make Katie Lea go away that easily. King-But I don't want her to go away. Kris Gaffney-But the BP doЕtheir just confusing like that...they consider Miss Jackie possibly good looking enough to join, and then they get rid of her completely. You'd think they'd want her around shrugs [Kelly Kelly looks disappointed, but she decides that it's time to try to end this match once, and for all. She measures up on Katie Lea, and goes for the K2, but as she jumps off of the back of Katie Lea. Katie Lea moves out of the way, and she crashes hard on the mat.Katie Lea is slow to get up, she runs to the ropes, and goes for a quick wheel barrel into a bulldog that puts down Kelly Kelly. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Katie Lea crawls into the corner, and Kelly Kelly also gets up in the middle of the ring, and out of desperation, and anger she charges and goes for a cartwheel/back flip elbow into the corner. But Katie Lea is able to hit a boot to he back. Which stumbles Kelly Kelly backwards, and Katie Lea comes from behind Kelly Kelly, and hits a quick front Russian leg sweep that sends Kelly Kelly crashing to the mat. Katie Lea decides that is probably not going to be enough to defeat Katie Lea (although, Jeff Jarrett, and the Miz disagree). So Katie Lea goes to the outside on the apron, and climbs up to the top rope. Katie Lea is up to the top rope, and waits for Kelly Kelly. Kelly Kelly gets up to her feet, and turns around and Katie Lea leaps off of the top rope, and hits a cross body block, and goes into the cover and the ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ..2ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕkick out!] King-This probably isn't making anyone in the Beautiful People happy. Kris Gaffney-If they stop their "we got rid of Jackie party". JR-Well regardless, this would be a great chance for Katie [Katie Lea pulls up Kelly Kelly, and Katie Lea tries to hook Kelly Kelly for a move, but Kelly Kelly spins out of it, and hits a DDT. Suddenly someone slides into the crowd, and takes down Kelly Kelly. The ref calls for the bell as it's Jackie Gayda who was disguised as a fan. Suddenly Velvet Sky comes down to the ring, and attacks Jackie Gayda. Kelly Kelly gets up, and joins in on the attack. Suddenly Marina comes into the picture, and attacks Velvet Sky. Suddenly one of Natasha's security guards comes out of no where, and pulls Jackie out of the ring, and pulls her up the ramp by her waist trying to get out. Stephanie shows up, and hits a low blow on the security guard. Stephanie goes down, and joins the brawl to help Katie as Jackie goes after Kelly again, and hits a few more fists to the face as more security guards pull Jackie away, and to the back as we go to commercial. Suddenly Velvet Sky, and the rest of the Beautiful People come down to the ring, and attacks Jackie. Kelly Kelly gets up, and joins in on the attack. Suddenly the BP focus on Katie Lea attacking her, and once they think they have beaten her down enough, they grab the bag, and look like their going to put it over her head. But before they can, Marina comes into the picture to help out, and attacks Velvet Sky, and as many Beautiful People as she can. However the numbers do catch up to her. Suddenly one of Natasha's security guards comes out of no where, and pulls Jackie out of the ring, and pulls her up the ramp by her waist trying to get out. Stephanie shows up, and hits a low blow on the security guard. Stephanie goes down, and joins the brawl to help Katie as Jackie goes after Kelly again, and hits a few more fists to the face as more security guards pull Jackie away, and to the back as we go to commercial.] ("Monster" blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Carnage has been on a tear looking forward to this day, even though it was a mistake last week. King-Can Carnage go back to break stuff? SomethingЕ.Abyss can't be pleased. Kris Gaffney-nopeЕcan't be. ("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Big Sal walks to the ring along with Dewey Pond, Big Sal steps inside of the ring.) JR-Seems Dewey Pond is going to accompany Sal for this one match. King-Not sure Valentino was that hurt, but can't hurt for a match or two. Kris Gaffney-Better to be safe than sorry. [Carnage and Big Sal pace around the ring, and they go to lock up, but Carnage as they are going in hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Big Sal. Carnage hits a knee lift to the face that knoks Big Sal to the mat. Carnage hits a few stomps on the downed Big Sal who is already a little stunned. Carnage picks up Big Sal, and drives him back into the corner, and hits a few shoulder blocks into the corner, and Carnage sets up Big Sal, and takes him from out of the corner, and hits a hip toss that sends him to the mat, and Big Sal is in a lot of pain. As he slowly gets up to his feet, Carnage picks up Big Sal, and hits a body slam on Big Sal. Big Sal is in pain, and Carnage runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and hits a big leg drop that connects with Big Sal, and Big Sal roll out of the ring, and falls on the mat in the hope that he can rest up. Once he slowly gets up to his feet, it doesn't look like Carnage is going to give him that chance, as he grabs him by the hair, and pulls up Big Sal up to the apron. But as he gets up there, Big Sal is able to counter with a hang man that snaps carnage's neck on the top rope. Carnage stumbles backwards in pain, and Big Sal charges at Carnage with a big boot, but it's ducked under by Carnage who hits a belly to belly suplex. Carnage knowing that Big Sal has some power in him wants to put this match away, and he goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ..2ЕЕЕЕkick out by Big Sal. Being that Carnage is still a little angry over the fact that he cost him the match last week doesn't seem to mind the fact that this match is going to go a little bit longer. Carnage picks up Big Sal to his feet, and Carnage hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip Big Sal to the ropes, and it's reversed by Big Sal. Carnage bounces off of the ropes, and Big Sal goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Big Sal, and Carnage grabs Big Sal by the throat, and lets him think about it as he sets up Big Sal for the chokeslam.] JR-Big Sal is in a lot of trouble here? King-He wasn't in it before hand? Kris Gaffney-WellЕit is Crae. King-OhЕgood point [But it seems like it's taking too much time to do as Big Sal is able to hit a few back elbows to the side of the head, and he lets go, and Carnage stumbles backwards, and turns around right into a big boot that knocks down Carnage. Big Sal falls to the ropes, and takes a few moments to rest up. Carnage is slow to get up to his feet, and as soon as he gets to his feet, he is met with the big boot that I believe that Big Sal was going for earlier in the match. Carnage falls backwards, and catches himself on the ropes. . Big Sal goes over to where Carnage is, and hits a few fists to the face of Carnage. Big Sal tries to whip Carnage to the ropes, but it's reversed. Big Sal bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air, and knocks down Big Sal with a flying shoulder block. Carnage gets up fairly quickly. Big Sal with all his power lifts up Carnage, and hits a falling slam on Carnage. Big Sal gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and comes crashing down on the downed Carnage with a splash. Big Sal goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ2ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ..kick out by Carnage. Big Sal doesnТt argue, he just gets up to his feet, and hits a few stomps into the downed Carnage. So much so that the ref has to get in between the two, and finally he makes Big Sal back away from Carnage. Carnage crawls into the corner, and is sitting down, Big Sal puts his boot on the throat of Carnage to get him back for earlier in the match. The ref counts to about 3, and Big Sal backs up to make sure that he's not DQed as he wants to give Carnage some pain.] JR-Big Sal has used Carnage's rage against him. King-Crae, being Crae. Kris Gaffney-That's for sure. [Big Sal looks to continue the attack, and MVP appears on the top of the stage. Big Sal doesn't look to be happy as seemly he still has unfinished business with him. Big Sal points at him, but suddenly Carnage comes from behind him, and school boy's Big Sal, and the ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕ.2ЕЕЕЕЕЕ..3!] JR-MVP cost Bad Company again. King-And Dewey doesn't look too happy about it. (MVP leaves, but Dewey Pond is giving chase to him as we go to commercial, and we come back.) (note: Once again trying to help the feud, but kept it at a min. ) ("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA system as Dustin Miller along with MxMxPunk walks to the ring.) JR-A few weeks ago MxMxPunk got a win over Myke HawkeЕbut this week it's their tag team partners time to do battle. King-I think Punk's team isn't getting much of a fair match hereЕ Kris Gaffney-He could have faced Myke Hawke. King-HuhЕgood pointЕ ("AIDS" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman walks to the ring along with Myke Hawke, he steps inside of the ring, and waits for the bell to ring.) JR-Brandon Eastman seems ready to go. King-I guess we shall see. Kris Gaffney-Although, considering our feelings about this match, I think the real question is if Dustin Miller is ready. I do believe this is first one on one match. [Dustin Miller and Brandon Eastman pace around the ring, they lock up, and Brandon Eastman easily pushes down Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller looks at MxMxPunk , and Dustin Miller gets up to his feet. Dustin Miller shakes off knowing that he's very much out matched strength wise. Dustin Miller goes back into the lock up, but hits a quick low drop kick that stuns Eastman. Dustin Miller runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. But it's countered with a big boot to the face that knocks down Dustin Miller. Brandon Eastman backs up as Dustin Miller stumbles up to his feet, and Brandon Eastman twists Dustin Miller's arm, and hits a few short arm shoulder blocks, the last one taking down Dustin Miller as Brandon Eastman lets go of the hold. Brandon Eastman backs away, Dustin Miller gets up to his hands and knee's. Brandon Eastman backs up, and charges, and hits a kick to the ribs of Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller is in pain, and he rolls into the corner. Dustin Miller gets up in the corner, and Brandon Eastman hits a few elbows into the corner. Then he puts the boot on the throat, the ref counts to 4, and finally he lets go of the choke hold. Brandon Eastman backs out of the corner putting his hands up to show the ref that he's backing away, and he goes into the corner, and he follows in with a hard fist that stumbles Dustin Miller in the corner. Brandon Eastman takes out Dustin Miller out of the corner, and he whips Dustin Miller to the ropes. Dustin Miller bounces off of the ropes. Dustin Miller bounces off of the ropes, and Brandon Eastman goes for a clothesline that Dustin Miller ducks, and Dustin Miller continues to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Dustin Miller leaps in the air, and goes for a cross body block, but Brandon Eastman catches Dustin Miller, and transfers him on his shoulders, and hits a death valley driver! Brandon Eastman goes into the cover on Dustin Miller, and the ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ2ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕkick out just in the nick of time by Dustin Miller.] JR-Dustin Miller has a lot more fight in him. King-FunnyЕ.you'd think Dustin Miller and fight would be two things that would be far away from each other. Kris Gaffney-They wereЕuntil Dustin put a link to it on his wiki page. Now their closest to each other now. [Brandon Eastman looks up at the ref, and doesn't look too pleased, but he doesn't argue too much with it, and he grabs Dustin Miller by the hair, and sets him up for a power bomb, he lifts up Dustin Miller for a power bomb, but Dustin Miller as he's up there hits a few hard fists to the face of Brandon Eastman this stuns Brandon Eastman enough to counter with a hurricanarana that sends Brandon Eastman stumbling forward right into the corner he hits himself into the corner. Brandon Eastman hits his face into the turnbuckle. Brandon Eastman stumbles backwards right into the waiting Dustin Miller, who hits a quick flowing neck breaker on Brandon Eastman. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the ref starts his standing 10 count, and Dustin Miller is able to get up to his feet dazed by the count of seven. Brandon Eastman is also up, and he goes for a running clothesline that is easily ducked by Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller waits as Brandon Eastman turns around, and Dustin Miller hits a standing drop kick that knocks back Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman stumbles forward after hitting the ropes, and Brandon Eastman gets kicked in the gut, and Dustin Miller goes for a DDT. But Brandon Eastman stands up, and tries to throw Dustin Miller off of the DDT on the mat. But he lands on the mat. Brandon Eastman charges at Dustin Miller, but Dustin Miller is able to counter this with a roll through right into the single leg crab. Brandon Eastman yells in pain, and looks for a way out of the hold. But he realizes soon that he's near the ropes, and thanks to his body, and long arms, he is able to grab the ropes. He breaks the hold, and he rolls into the middle of the ring. Dustin Miller measures up as Brandon Eastman hits a bulldog that takes down Brandon Eastman.] JR-Dustin Miller has somehow gotten this match in control. King-Еthink we might see his finisher finally? Kris Gaffney-I hope not, not with what I've heard it is.. [Dustin Miller waits for Brandon Eastman to get up to his feet, and suddenly Myke Hawke gets on the apron, Dustin Miller turns around as MxMxPunk takes down Myke Hawke off of the apron, and attacks him. Dustin Miller turns around, and charges at Brandon Eastman who is getting up, Brandon Eastman counters with a standing spinebuster on Dustin Miller. Brandon Eastman grabs Dustin Miller, and sets him up, and hits the Jager bomb on Dustin Miller, and Brandon Eastman goes on the cover on Dustin Miller for the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕ..2ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ..3!] JR-Brandon Eastman has won this match. King-But the war rages on. (Shockwave goes off the air as Brandon Eastman joins his partner in the battle.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video as it ends we go into the darken Target Center. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, and the lights turn on. Fans wave their signs, and yell. Some of the signs say "Marquise has Evolved!", "Selling Stephanie and Jackie tape!", and "I paid to see Miller's finisher".)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, we have quite a show for you tonight as we go on the road to Survival of the Fittest. I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-We will see some preview matches of what we might see at Survival of the Fittest.

Kris Gaffney-Well I suppose the superstars are ready, so let's get started!

("The Evolution" blasts on the PA system as Marquise walks to the ring along with Shelly Martinez. Marquise slides into the ring, and waits for his opponent.)

JR-Marquise made a surprise return last week.

King-And it seems he's ready to return to form.

Kris Gaffney-Well I guess we will find out

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard looking determined, and angry walks to the ring.)

JR-We shall indeed Kris, because Rad is going to come at Marquise holding nothing back.

King-Sure hope that's what he intended.

Kris Gaffney-What better way to best one's self?

[Marquise and Rad Hazard pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Marquise hits a knee lift to the gut. Marquise doubles over, and Rad Hazard whips Marquise to the ropes, and Marquise bounces off of the ropes. Marquise takes down Rad Hazard with a double leg take down, and hits a few hard fists to the face, and Rad Hazard turns the mounted punches around, and Marquise hits a hard fists to the face of Rad Hazard, and Rad Hazard is able to push Marquise Rad Hazard off of the mounted punches, and Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard charges at Marquise. Marquise counters with a back body drop that sends Rad Hazard over the top rope, and crashing on the mat, and Marquise measures up as Rad Hazard gets upt o his feet, and climbs up to the apron. Rad Hazard baseball slides from under him, and Rad Hazard falls off of the apron, and hits his face into the mat, and Marquise measures up once again. As Rad Hazard is really dazed now as he gets up to his feet, and Marquise runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and leaps over the top rope, and hits a rolling seanton that connects with Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard, and Marquise are down on the mat, and both are having issues getting up to their feet. Marquise is the first to get up to his feet, and he goes for a clothesline, but Rad Hazard is able to knock him back down to the mat with a standing drop kick. Rad Hazard goes down to one knee trying to rest up, but knows that he might have just turned the match back to his favor. Rad Hazard picks up Marquise the rest of the way up as he's trying to get to his feet, and Rad Hazard tries to whip Marquise to the steel steps, but it's reversed, and Rad Hazard goes into the steel steps shoulder first. Marquise shakes off the drop kick fairly quickly, and throws him into the ring, and Marquise rolls into the ring. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and Marquise hits a quick running clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard. Hazard gets up dazed, and Marquise whips Rad Hazard off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Marquise hits a spinning spine buster on Rad Hazard.]

JR-Shades of Double A

King-Marquise must want to protect his spot.

Kris Gaffney-Only if it doesn't involve the NeXusЕthen he's powerless to stop it.

[Marquise goes into the cover, and gets the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ.2ЕЕЕЕЕ..kick out by Rad Hazard. Marquise looks disgusted, and he goes to the corner, and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Marquise motions for Rad Hazard to get up like he would for the spear. Rad Hazard slowly gets up to his feet, and Marquise leaps off of the second turnbuckle for a spear, but it's countered by Rad Hazard with an ace cutter out of no where. Both wrestlers are down, and can't really do much about it right now. Both wrestlers after the count of seven on the ref is registered. Marquise is up to his feet before Rad Hazard, holding his face, but knowing that if he doesn't do something now that he might lose his grip on this match. He goes over to where Marquise is, and Rad Hazard counters with an inverted atomic drop. Marquise stumbles backwards in pain, and Rad Hazard throws Marquise into the corner. Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the gut that stun Marquise, and then follows it with a few knife edge chops finally the ref tells Rad Hazard to back up a little bit to let Marquise get out of the corner. Rad Hazard backs up to make the ref happy, and then he goes back into the corner, and he hits a fist to the face, and whips Marquise into the corner opposite of where Rad Hazard had him originally. Marquise crashes into the corner. He stumbles out of the corner, and Rad Hazard hits a quick belly to belly over head throw that sends Marquise on the mat, and Rad Hazard pumps up the crowd. As he waits as Marquise to get up to his feet, Marquise gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard kicks Marquise in the gut, and he double under hooks, and Rad Hazard hits a double hook sit down power bomb for a pinning combination. The ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ.2ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ.kick out by Marquise.]

JR-Rad Hazard almost got him there.

King-Rad certainly thought so.

[Rad Hazard decides that it's time to finish this match, and he picks up Marquise, and goes for the Realization. But Marquise rolls out of the back, Rad Hazard turns around, and he gets hit with the spear! Marquise goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ.2ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ..3!]

JR-Marquise wins his return match.

King-He doesn't look like he's missed a step.

(Marquise poses on the top ramp, but suddenly Abyss comes out of no where, and knocks him down to the ramp. Abyss grabs Marquise by the hair, and smashes Marquise into the stage. Marquise is down, Abyss poses over him as the EMF tron lights up to a backstage segment.)

(The EMF tron lights up with the image of the of Evanescence lead singer Amy Lee who is on the hunt to find the next sap....eerrr...superstar to take her music as their theme song. She looks at the door of the co-owner of the EMF John Cena. She knocks at the door Cena is inside, looking miserable as he usually is when he's not screwing some random chick to numb the pain from Amy. He just calls out, without really caring.)

Cena: Come in...

(she walks into the room)

.::Amy Lee::.-Hello Mr. Cena, is this a good time?

Cena: Is there ever a good time?

(He looks up at her, and looks confused.)

Cena: Erm... who the hell are you?

.::Amy Lee::.-Oh I'm Amy Lee

Cena: Erm.... who?

.::Amy Lee::.-...um...Amy Lee....from the band Evanescence? We were really popular in 2003....anyways, I just wanted to offer you a business proposal!

Cena: A business proposal? I'm not interested. Not unless your preparing a multi-billion dollar offer to buy me out or something. Guess that depends just how popular you were...

.::Amy Lee::.-Well...we were very popular...Christian even used a rip off one of my songs as his theme, but he deny's it for some reason. I know that you are a singer in your own right, and I wouldn't ask you to use one of my songs. But I know you have a few daughters, and I'm sure at least one of them will follow in their Dad's footsteps. I wanted to know if we could have an agreement that when one of them is old enough, and if they join the wrestling business, you could agree to use one of my songs as their themes.

Cena: One of my daughters is already in the business... and I don't think she'd be too pleased if I told her she had to change her song.... besides, what if they don't like your music? What if they're like me and they've never heard of you? Surely they should be able to pick their own music?

.::Amy Lee::.-Well...I came prepared for that, and I think I have an arrangement that works for everyone involved.

Cena: Oh really? Well i'm listening... i'm not sure why... but I am.

.::Amy Lee::.-Um...I'd sleep with you if you do it!

Cena: Deal!

(He leaps up and grabs Amy, before turning the lights out, and we fade away.)

("Holla" blasts on the PA system as Kelly Kelly walks to the ring, she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kelly Kelly's group the Beautiful People have been fairly busy lately.

King-The more we have them out in the ring, the better.

("Katie Lea's theme" blasts on the PA system as Katie Lea walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Katie Lea is going to be a tough match against Kelly.

Kris Gaffney-You wouldn't have said that when you thought she was a nurse.

JR-ЕЕЕ

[Kelly Kelly and Katie Lea face off in the middle of the ring, and Kelly Kelly with a grin on her face pushes Katie Lea backwards, and Katie Lea responses with a slap to the face. This stuns Kelly Kelly, and Katie Lea takes down Kelly Kelly down to the mat, and Kelly Kelly gets up to her feet, and is able to get to the side of Katie Lea, and she goes for a belly to back suplex, but Katie Lea is able to roll out of the back of Kelly Kelly. Kelly Kelly turns around as Katie Lea bounces off of the ropes, and she is met with a thurst kick to the chin that knocks her down, and Kelly Kelly hits a few stomps on the downed Katie Lea. Katie Lea tries to get to her feet, but Kelly Kelly hits a quick low drop kick as Katie Lea is now on her hands and knee's, and I was just a little too lazy to go back, and change that, so blah. Anyways Katie Lea goes into the corner, and Kelly Kelly goes into the corner with her, and she sets up Katie Lea, and hits a big hip toss that sends Katie Lea out of the corner, and she goes crashing into the mat.Katie Lea looks to be in a lot of pain, and Kelly Kelly seems rather pleased at how this match is going right now for her, and she picks up Katie Lea, and she whips Katie Lea to the ropes, and Katie Lea bounces off of the ropes. Kelly Kelly goes for a drop kick, but Katie Lea is able to see this coming, and holds on to the ropes, and Kelly Kelly hits the mat hard. Katie Lea measures up, and goes for a bulldog, but as she is going for it. Kelly Kelly is able to push Katie Lea off of the move. She crashes into the mat, slowly Katie Lea gets up to her feet, and Katie Lea gets kicked in the gut, and Kelly Kelly hits a quick DDT on Katie Lea. Kelly Kelly pushes Katie Lea on her back, and goes into the cover on Katie Lea. The ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕ..2ЕЕЕЕЕkick out by Katie Lea!]

JR-Kelly Kelly is not going to make Katie Lea go away that easily.

King-But I don't want her to go away.

Kris Gaffney-But the BP doЕtheir just confusing like that...they consider Miss Jackie possibly good looking enough to join, and then they get rid of her completely. You'd think they'd want her around *shrugs*

[Kelly Kelly looks disappointed, but she decides that it's time to try to end this match once, and for all. She measures up on Katie Lea, and goes for the K2, but as she jumps off of the back of Katie Lea. Katie Lea moves out of the way, and she crashes hard on the mat.Katie Lea is slow to get up, she runs to the ropes, and goes for a quick wheel barrel into a bulldog that puts down Kelly Kelly. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Katie Lea crawls into the corner, and Kelly Kelly also gets up in the middle of the ring, and out of desperation, and anger she charges and goes for a cartwheel/back flip elbow into the corner. But Katie Lea is able to hit a boot to he back. Which stumbles Kelly Kelly backwards, and Katie Lea comes from behind Kelly Kelly, and hits a quick front Russian leg sweep that sends Kelly Kelly crashing to the mat. Katie Lea decides that is probably not going to be enough to defeat Katie Lea (although, Jeff Jarrett, and the Miz disagree). So Katie Lea goes to the outside on the apron, and climbs up to the top rope. Katie Lea is up to the top rope, and waits for Kelly Kelly. Kelly Kelly gets up to her feet, and turns around and Katie Lea leaps off of the top rope, and hits a cross body block, and goes into the cover and the ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ..2ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕkick out!]

King-This probably isn't making anyone in the Beautiful People happy.

Kris Gaffney-If they stop their "we got rid of Jackie party".

JR-Well regardless, this would be a great chance for Katie

[Katie Lea pulls up Kelly Kelly, and Katie Lea tries to hook Kelly Kelly for a move, but Kelly Kelly spins out of it, and hits a DDT. Suddenly someone slides into the crowd, and takes down Kelly Kelly. The ref calls for the bell as it's Jackie Gayda who was disguised as a fan. Suddenly Velvet Sky comes down to the ring, and attacks Jackie Gayda. Kelly Kelly gets up, and joins in on the attack. Suddenly Marina comes into the picture, and attacks Velvet Sky. Suddenly one of Natasha's security guards comes out of no where, and pulls Jackie out of the ring, and pulls her up the ramp by her waist trying to get out. Stephanie shows up, and hits a low blow on the security guard. Stephanie goes down, and joins the brawl to help Katie as Jackie goes after Kelly again, and hits a few more fists to the face as more security guards pull Jackie away, and to the back as we go to commercial. Suddenly Velvet Sky, and the rest of the Beautiful People come down to the ring, and attacks Jackie. Kelly Kelly gets up, and joins in on the attack. Suddenly the BP focus on Katie Lea attacking her, and once they think they have beaten her down enough, they grab the bag, and look like their going to put it over her head. But before they can, Marina comes into the picture to help out, and attacks Velvet Sky, and as many Beautiful People as she can. However the numbers do catch up to her. Suddenly one of Natasha's security guards comes out of no where, and pulls Jackie out of the ring, and pulls her up the ramp by her waist trying to get out. Stephanie shows up, and hits a low blow on the security guard. Stephanie goes down, and joins the brawl to help Katie as Jackie goes after Kelly again, and hits a few more fists to the face as more security guards pull Jackie away, and to the back as we go to commercial.]

("Monster" blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Carnage has been on a tear looking forward to this day, even though it was a mistake last week.

King-Can Carnage go back to break stuff? SomethingЕ.Abyss can't be pleased.

Kris Gaffney-nopeЕcan't be.

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Big Sal walks to the ring along with Dewey Pond, Big Sal steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Seems Dewey Pond is going to accompany Sal for this one match.

King-Not sure Valentino was that hurt, but can't hurt for a match or two.

Kris Gaffney-Better to be safe than sorry.

[Carnage and Big Sal pace around the ring, and they go to lock up, but Carnage as they are going in hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Big Sal. Carnage hits a knee lift to the face that knoks Big Sal to the mat. Carnage hits a few stomps on the downed Big Sal who is already a little stunned. Carnage picks up Big Sal, and drives him back into the corner, and hits a few shoulder blocks into the corner, and Carnage sets up Big Sal, and takes him from out of the corner, and hits a hip toss that sends him to the mat, and Big Sal is in a lot of pain. As he slowly gets up to his feet, Carnage picks up Big Sal, and hits a body slam on Big Sal. Big Sal is in pain, and Carnage runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and hits a big leg drop that connects with Big Sal, and Big Sal roll out of the ring, and falls on the mat in the hope that he can rest up. Once he slowly gets up to his feet, it doesn't look like Carnage is going to give him that chance, as he grabs him by the hair, and pulls up Big Sal up to the apron. But as he gets up there, Big Sal is able to counter with a hang man that snaps carnage's neck on the top rope. Carnage stumbles backwards in pain, and Big Sal charges at Carnage with a big boot, but it's ducked under by Carnage who hits a belly to belly suplex. Carnage knowing that Big Sal has some power in him wants to put this match away, and he goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ..2ЕЕЕЕkick out by Big Sal. Being that Carnage is still a little angry over the fact that he cost him the match last week doesn't seem to mind the fact that this match is going to go a little bit longer. Carnage picks up Big Sal to his feet, and Carnage hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip Big Sal to the ropes, and it's reversed by Big Sal. Carnage bounces off of the ropes, and Big Sal goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Big Sal, and Carnage grabs Big Sal by the throat, and lets him think about it as he sets up Big Sal for the chokeslam.]

JR-Big Sal is in a lot of trouble here?

King-He wasn't in it before hand?

Kris Gaffney-WellЕit is Crae.

King-OhЕgood point

[But it seems like it's taking too much time to do as Big Sal is able to hit a few back elbows to the side of the head, and he lets go, and Carnage stumbles backwards, and turns around right into a big boot that knocks down Carnage. Big Sal falls to the ropes, and takes a few moments to rest up. Carnage is slow to get up to his feet, and as soon as he gets to his feet, he is met with the big boot that I believe that Big Sal was going for earlier in the match. Carnage falls backwards, and catches himself on the ropes. . Big Sal goes over to where Carnage is, and hits a few fists to the face of Carnage. Big Sal tries to whip Carnage to the ropes, but it's reversed. Big Sal bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air, and knocks down Big Sal with a flying shoulder block. Carnage gets up fairly quickly. Big Sal with all his power lifts up Carnage, and hits a falling slam on Carnage. Big Sal gets up to his feet, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and comes crashing down on the downed Carnage with a splash. Big Sal goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ2ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ..kick out by Carnage. Big Sal doesnТt argue, he just gets up to his feet, and hits a few stomps into the downed Carnage. So much so that the ref has to get in between the two, and finally he makes Big Sal back away from Carnage. Carnage crawls into the corner, and is sitting down, Big Sal puts his boot on the throat of Carnage to get him back for earlier in the match. The ref counts to about 3, and Big Sal backs up to make sure that he's not DQed as he wants to give Carnage some pain.]

JR-Big Sal has used Carnage's rage against him.

King-Crae, being Crae.

Kris Gaffney-That's for sure.

[Big Sal looks to continue the attack, and MVP appears on the top of the stage. Big Sal doesn't look to be happy as seemly he still has unfinished business with him. Big Sal points at him, but suddenly Carnage comes from behind him, and school boy's Big Sal, and the ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕ.2ЕЕЕЕЕЕ..3!]

JR-MVP cost Bad Company again.

King-And Dewey doesn't look too happy about it.

(MVP leaves, but Dewey Pond is giving chase to him as we go to commercial, and we come back.)

(note: Once again trying to help the feud, but kept it at a min. )

("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA system as Dustin Miller along with MxMxPunk walks to the ring.)

JR-A few weeks ago MxMxPunk got a win over Myke HawkeЕbut this week it's their tag team partners time to do battle.

King-I think Punk's team isn't getting much of a fair match hereЕ

Kris Gaffney-He could have faced Myke Hawke.

King-HuhЕgood pointЕ

("AIDS" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman walks to the ring along with Myke Hawke, he steps inside of the ring, and waits for the bell to ring.)

JR-Brandon Eastman seems ready to go.

King-I guess we shall see.

Kris Gaffney-Although, considering our feelings about this match, I think the real question is if Dustin Miller is ready. I do believe this is first one on one match.

[Dustin Miller and Brandon Eastman pace around the ring, they lock up, and Brandon Eastman easily pushes down Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller looks at MxMxPunk , and Dustin Miller gets up to his feet. Dustin Miller shakes off knowing that he's very much out matched strength wise. Dustin Miller goes back into the lock up, but hits a quick low drop kick that stuns Eastman. Dustin Miller runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. But it's countered with a big boot to the face that knocks down Dustin Miller. Brandon Eastman backs up as Dustin Miller stumbles up to his feet, and Brandon Eastman twists Dustin Miller's arm, and hits a few short arm shoulder blocks, the last one taking down Dustin Miller as Brandon Eastman lets go of the hold. Brandon Eastman backs away, Dustin Miller gets up to his hands and knee's. Brandon Eastman backs up, and charges, and hits a kick to the ribs of Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller is in pain, and he rolls into the corner. Dustin Miller gets up in the corner, and Brandon Eastman hits a few elbows into the corner. Then he puts the boot on the throat, the ref counts to 4, and finally he lets go of the choke hold. Brandon Eastman backs out of the corner putting his hands up to show the ref that he's backing away, and he goes into the corner, and he follows in with a hard fist that stumbles Dustin Miller in the corner. Brandon Eastman takes out Dustin Miller out of the corner, and he whips Dustin Miller to the ropes. Dustin Miller bounces off of the ropes. Dustin Miller bounces off of the ropes, and Brandon Eastman goes for a clothesline that Dustin Miller ducks, and Dustin Miller continues to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Dustin Miller leaps in the air, and goes for a cross body block, but Brandon Eastman catches Dustin Miller, and transfers him on his shoulders, and hits a death valley driver! Brandon Eastman goes into the cover on Dustin Miller, and the ref counts the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ2ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕkick out just in the nick of time by Dustin Miller.]

JR-Dustin Miller has a lot more fight in him.

King-FunnyЕ.you'd think Dustin Miller and fight would be two things that would be far away from each other.

Kris Gaffney-They wereЕuntil Dustin put a link to it on his wiki page. Now their closest to each other now.

[Brandon Eastman looks up at the ref, and doesn't look too pleased, but he doesn't argue too much with it, and he grabs Dustin Miller by the hair, and sets him up for a power bomb, he lifts up Dustin Miller for a power bomb, but Dustin Miller as he's up there hits a few hard fists to the face of Brandon Eastman this stuns Brandon Eastman enough to counter with a hurricanarana that sends Brandon Eastman stumbling forward right into the corner he hits himself into the corner. Brandon Eastman hits his face into the turnbuckle. Brandon Eastman stumbles backwards right into the waiting Dustin Miller, who hits a quick flowing neck breaker on Brandon Eastman. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the ref starts his standing 10 count, and Dustin Miller is able to get up to his feet dazed by the count of seven. Brandon Eastman is also up, and he goes for a running clothesline that is easily ducked by Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller waits as Brandon Eastman turns around, and Dustin Miller hits a standing drop kick that knocks back Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman stumbles forward after hitting the ropes, and Brandon Eastman gets kicked in the gut, and Dustin Miller goes for a DDT. But Brandon Eastman stands up, and tries to throw Dustin Miller off of the DDT on the mat. But he lands on the mat. Brandon Eastman charges at Dustin Miller, but Dustin Miller is able to counter this with a roll through right into the single leg crab. Brandon Eastman yells in pain, and looks for a way out of the hold. But he realizes soon that he's near the ropes, and thanks to his body, and long arms, he is able to grab the ropes. He breaks the hold, and he rolls into the middle of the ring. Dustin Miller measures up as Brandon Eastman hits a bulldog that takes down Brandon Eastman.]

JR-Dustin Miller has somehow gotten this match in control.

King-Еthink we might see his finisher finally?

Kris Gaffney-I hope not, not with what I've heard it is..

[Dustin Miller waits for Brandon Eastman to get up to his feet, and suddenly Myke Hawke gets on the apron, Dustin Miller turns around as MxMxPunk takes down Myke Hawke off of the apron, and attacks him. Dustin Miller turns around, and charges at Brandon Eastman who is getting up, Brandon Eastman counters with a standing spinebuster on Dustin Miller. Brandon Eastman grabs Dustin Miller, and sets him up, and hits the Jager bomb on Dustin Miller, and Brandon Eastman goes on the cover on Dustin Miller for the 1ЕЕЕЕЕЕ..2ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ..3!]

JR-Brandon Eastman has won this match.

King-But the war rages on.

(Shockwave goes off the air as Brandon Eastman joins his partner in the battle.)