(The EMF logo flashes on the screen as we go into the Saturday Shockwave video. Once it ends, we go into the darken arena that Shockwave is coming from as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, once they end fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say “I drew Degenerates name from a hat!”, “Jessica is an -A cup”, and “Ice Cream Bars > All”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And we have quite an unusual show for you tonight, headlined by two teams that hate each other teaming up against each other.

Kris Gaffney-I came prepared *puts on an army helmet.*

We begin with the Rock walking through the hall way looking disgusted.

The Rock-The hell books these...

He bumps into someone, and he looks up, he looks somewhat confused at what he see's.

The Rock-Oh it's you, sorry if the Rock didn't recognize you at first. It's just ya looks like a monkey's ass even more in real life.

Degenerate stands there and looks down to up at The Rock.

Degenerate-I recognized you pretty quickly. It was the scent of monkey's ass that gave you away.

The Rock sniffs himself.

The Rock-The Rock certainly doesn't smell anything, but the Rock does notice that fan over there is pointed towards your direction. So the Rock can only guess that our meeting is just a pure coincidence.

Degenerate-Coincidence...maybe... I guess when you don't have something more important to do it's nice you grace the world that made you. You'll pardon me if I don't bow like the brainless zombies that find you somehow pertinent.

The Rock- It's funny how you call them brainless zombies, but they know what they like, so clearly their not brainless zombies, and that's exactly why the Rock is their champion. The Rock, he see's it Degenerate, you really wanted your boyfriend Tony Ikeda to beat the Rock. But just like your chances to actually have a fan other than yourself, it just ain't gonna happen. So you can envy the Rock all you want, you can even hate on the Rock all you want. But it doesn't change the fact that even your own momma everytime you show up on the screen, she yells "I'm GONNA TAKE A PISS, THIS GUY SUCKS!"

Degenerate-What next Rock, make another funny voice, talk to God, say Billy's prayer for me? You and Tony, I don't care what happened to either one of you. Either one of your egos are so bloated it could be confused with your last girlfriend trying to escape Sea World again.

The Rock-Ohhhh, trouble with the Ikeda and Degenerate camp huh? Well the Rock doesn't care about your love life Degenerate. Let me make something clear to you Degenerate, you don't deserve a prayer promo. Hell, you double cross the Rock in this match we are in, we can say you don't have a prayer of leaving without the Rock's fist in your face.

Degenerate-Keep up with your empty threats Rock, you can have all of the confidence in your lies that you want, it doesn't phase me. If anyone needs to be clear it's me, I don't want to have to carry you through this match, because God knows I will have to, but I'm not going to let you cost me this match. I hope somewhere between licking yourself like you can't get the last drop of ice cream off of your lips and sniffing the air trying to find out who farted, you had better remember that some of us around here care about winning more than if you can spray any more oil on your body.

The Rock-It's funny you bring that up Degenerate, because as much as it's clear to the Rock you are one of those people who are goin' go on with your bitchin', and whinin' about the Rock having another career. If you haven't realized, it's been about a year, and the Rock ain't goin' anywhere. The fact is Degenerate, you can stand there thinking your high and mighty, but the Rock didn't see your gimpy ass dragging yourself to the ring last year. Hell, now that you are, the Rock will be half surprised if you can manage to get through the ropes without falling on your face. Which would probably explain how you look in real life. You carry the Rock, you couldn't even carry the Rock's electrifying coffee correctly. Yet you think you will need to carry the most electrifying man ALL of entertainment, laughable at best De.

Degenerate-Laughable is what we call that goofy eyebrow permanently stuck two feet higher on that gargantuan forehead of yours over the other one. Tell me something Rocky, does Grandma Rock pencil her eyebrow on in the same fashion?

The Rock-Ha, no, it's a natural talent. Something you wouldn't know much about, would you jabroni?

Degenerate-Guess not. I've looked all around here *looks right up ath The Rock* and I can't find any around here.

The Rock-Probably because you don't know it when you see it.

Degenerate gets in the Rock's face after that comment, and finally both of them walk in their different directions, the Rock walks down the hall way, until coming upon a random encounter. CM Punk is seen exchanging money for some WWE Ice Cream Bars to some kids. CM Punk complete with ice cream man hat on holds an ice cream bar with his likeness on it.

CM Punk-Get your ice cream bars here!

CM Punk sees The Rock.

CM Punk-Dwayne!

The Rock-Phil..

They give each other dirty looks as the picture disolves.

(“Jessica’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Jessica walks to the ring, and she slides into the ring.)

JR-This is…a very…interesting and bitter woman.

King-That could describe many women.

Kris Gaffney-Just this one particularly.

(“Generic theme” blasts on the PA system as Jackie Gayda walks to the ring, and she walks to the ring.)

JR-Jackie Gayda defeated Jessica years ago, and it seems like she is back for revenge.

King-She still is bitter about not being able to get past the letter A.

Kris Gaffney-This much we know.

[Jackie Gayda and Jessica pace around the ring, Jessica goes for a double leg take down, but it’s countered with a block, and a double axe handle that sends Jessica down to the mat, and Jackie Gayda backs away, as Jessica gets up to her feet. Jessica being the hot head she is charges at Jackie, Jackie counters with a hip toss that sends her down to the mat, and she gets up to her feet, and Jackie hits a standing drop kick that knocks down Jessica. Jessica gets up much slower this time, and Jackie hits a few fists to the face of Jessica, Jessica backs up. Jackie Gayda tries to whip Jessica to the ropes, but it’s reversed, and Jackie bounces off of the ropes. Jessica lowers her head, and Jackie Gayda is able to counter by grabbing Jessica’s hair, and throwing her to the mat, she hits face first. Jessica stumbles up holding her face, and Jackie Gayda hits a kick to the gut that doubles her over, and she sets her up in a vertical suplex, and she hits a snap suplex. Jessica gets up holding her back in a seated position, and Jackie Gayda runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and she hits a running knee that connects on the face of Jessica which only hurts her face even more so, and she rolls around in pain. She finds herself in the corner, and Jackie Gayda closes the gap between her, and Jessica. Jessica tries to fight out with a punch, but Jackie Gayda blocks it, and she hits a kick to the gut, and then another, and then another. The ref makes Jackie Gayda back up, and after she does that she goes back into the corner, and she whips Jessica hard into the corner, and she crashes into the corner. Jackie Gayda sets up, and hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Jessica flying, and landing on her back. Jackie Gayda gets up, and waits for Jessica who is slow to get up to her feet, Jackie Gayda clearly is looking to beat Jessica trying to send a message as she turns around, Jackie Gayda picks up Jessica up for the F-Off, but Jessica slides out of the back. Jackie Gayda turns around in time, and she is quick to hit a quick kick to the gut, and she sets up Jessica, and hits an impaler DDT that sends Jessica face first into the mat.]

JR-Jackie might have the match right here.

King-That would be bad for Jessica’s quest against fake boobs.

Kris Gaffney-Which is a good thing.

[Jackie pushes Jessica on her back, and the ref counts the 1…………..2…………..kick out by Jessica. Jackie looks disappointed, but not bothered, and she picks up Jessica, and tries to whip her to the corner, and she is successful in doing so, and Jackie charges into the corner, but it’s countered with a boot to the face. Jackie stumbles around, and Jessica pulls herself up to the second rope, and she waits for Jackie to get up to her feet. Jackie Gayda stumbles towards her into the corner, and Jessica hooks Jackie, and she goes for a tornado DDT, but it’s countered by Jackie Gayda throwing her off. Jessica falls in the middle of the ring on her feet, Jackie Gayda goes for a clothesline, but Jessica ducks it, Jessica sets as Jackie turns around into a side kick to the head that knocks her down to the mat. Jessica goes down on her knee trying to rest up as obviously Jackie has had control of this match for the first part. Jessica gets up to her feet just as Jackie is up, Jackie charges at Jessica. Jessica counters with a drop toe hold that sends Jackie Gayda into the second rope. Jackie Gayda gets pushed down on her back by Jessica which makes the ref counts to four, and Jessica lets go as the ref yells at her as she holds up her hands innocently. Jessica after allowing the ref to stop his bitch, charges at the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. She leaps in the air, and she comes crashing down on the back of Jackie Gayda who gets up to her feet. Jessica kicks Jackie in the gut, and hooks her for a vertical suplex, and hooks the leg, and executes a fisherman’s suplex, the ref counts the 1………..2………….KICK OUT by Jackie Gayda.]

JR-Almost three by Jessica.

King-She can feel it.

[Jessica gets up to her feet, and she waits as Jackie stumbles up to her feet. She kicks Jackie in the gut, and locks her arms, she laughs evily, but suddenly Jackie lifts up from under Jessica, and hits the F-Off from that position. Jackie goes into the cover on Jessica for the 1………….2………..3!]

JR-Jessica hesistation cost her.

(“This Fire Burns” blasts on the PA system CM Punk walks to the cage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man has been the center of..

King-Not here.

Kris Gaffney-But he does have awesome ice cream bars.

(“Walk” blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week Rad Hazard was facing Christian, and it didn’t quite go as planned.

King-Probably due to CM Punk.

Kris Gaffney-He has a problem everyone…

King-Again…NOT HERE!

[CM Punk and Rad Hazard start out in the middle of the ring, they stare down both finally talk trash. Finally CM Punk gets pushed, and he takes in this move by Rad Hazard not wanting anything to happen after it, Rad Hazard tries to take advantage of this, and he goes for a running clothesline, but CM Punk is able to duck it, and Rad Hazard continues to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk hits a flying leg lariat on the face of Rad Hazard that takes down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard falls into the corner. CM Punk closes the gap, and he hits a few kicks into the gut, and he brings Rad Hazard out of the corner, and whips Rad Hazard into the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk lowers his head, but it’s countered by Rad Hazard kicking him in the head, and CM Punk stumbles up in pain, and Rad Hazard grabs CM Punk by the hair, and tries to throw him into the cage wall, but it’s countered by CM Punk blocking Rad Hazard with his foot, and CM Punk counters with an elbow into the gut that stuns him, and CM Punk smashes Rad Hazard’s face into the cage side. He stumbles around, and he falls to his knee’s, and CM Punk runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. He hits a leg drop that drops Rad Hazard face first into the mat. CM Punk knowing that he probably won’t have a chance to go into the cover, and get a reasonable three count decides that he might be able to win this match via escape, so he goes over to the nearest turnbuckle, and he climbs up to the top rope, and it looks like he might go further, but he peers back, and notices that Rad Hazard is quickly getting up to his feet, so knowing that he probably won’t make it. CM Punk turns around, and walks across the ropes using the cage side to stabilize him as he waits. Rad Hazard turns around, and CM Punk leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets up quickly, but clearly he’s more dazed, and he falls into the opposite corner, and CM Punk waits for the right chance, and he charges at Rad Hazard, and hits a running knee to the face. He’s dazed, and CM Punk sets up Rad Hazard, and hooks Rad Hazard, and runs out of the corner, and hits a running bulldog that drives Rad Hazard face first into the mat, and CM Punk thinking that he now has a chance to make the cover, he pushes Rad Hazard on his back, and hooks the leg for the 1…………….2…………KICK OUT by Rad Hazard!]

JR-Almost three.

King-Rad Hazard barely survived there.

Kris Gaffney-Not sure if even Rad’s so sure.

Christian-When has Rad Hazard ever been sure of any win, maybe it’s him that’s afraid of the truth, that he’s a loser, and I’m a winner!

[Rad Hazard is still very hurt, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and he turns towards CM Punk who picks up Rad Hazard on his shoulders, and he goes for the GTS, but Rad Hazard as he’s going towards CM Punk’s knee is able to block it, and he is able to grab a hold of CM Punk’s leg, and then grabs a hold of the other one for basically a delayed double leg take down. Rad Hazard aims CM Punk to the cage side, and hits a catapault that sends CM Punk flying into the cage side, and he bounces off, right into a set up, and Rad Hazard hits a reverse neck breaker. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Rad Hazard looks around, even though he’s clearly not ready to start mounting an offense, he see’s that he might have a chance to crawl out of the ring to possibly get the win. Slowly he crawls towards the door as it opens, but just before he can get out of the ring, CM Punk dives, and grabs the leg of Rad Hazard, and drags him back to the middle of the ring. Rad Hazard gets up as CM Punk holds on to the one leg, and Rad Hazard hits an ezugri on the side of the head of Rad Hazard. CM Punk dazed stumbles around, and CM Punk stumbles bounces back, and Rad Hazard see’s this, and ducks under a wild fist to the face of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets behind CM Punk, and hits a release german suplex on CM Punk. Rad Hazard is slow to get up after this, but he is clearly he is slow to get up to his feet as he’s been beat up fairly well to this point, CM Punk gets up to his feet, and as Rad Hazard is getting up to his feet, CM Punk goes for a kick to the head of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard ducks it, and he waits for CM Punk to turn around. Once he does, Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face, and then CM Punk stumbles backwards, and CM Punk falls back to the ropes. Rad Hazard tries to whip CM Punk to the ropes, but it’s reversed by CM Punk. Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, CM Punk lowers his head, but Rad Hazard counters with a double under hook, and drives CM Punk into the mat face first into the mat. CM Punk is down on the mat]

JR-Rad has turn it around, and might be looking to win the match right here.

Christian-We’ll see about that.

Kris Gaffney-I since foreshadowing.

[Rad Hazard starts to climb up to the top of the cage, and it looks nothing can stop him, but suddenly Christian is at the bottom of the cage, and he has a chair, and he’s smashing the side of the cage, and Rad looks confused, he see’s CM Punk starting to crawl towards the cage side, seeing that he won’t be able to get down from the side, Rad Hazard climbs off of the side of the cage, and dives at CM Punk’s leg just before he falls out of the cage door. CM Punk struggles, can’t get free, suddenly he turns and is able to catch Rad Hazard with a kick to the side of the head which dazes him enough to drop him to the floor. CM Punk wins!]

JR-CM Punk wins, but like last week not without the presences of Christian.

King-Guess he’s not done with Rad yet.

K-Fed-SON

(Rad gets up, and chases Christian through the crowd as we go to commercial, and come back.)

(“If you smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring, “Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring.)

JR-I don’t expect this team to work together very well.

King-Well…just as well as the other team.

Kris Gaffney-Considering that segment we saw…I say worse.

(“Marc Mead’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring. “Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I’m noticing that these teams refuse to walk out with each other.

King-Would you…hell, I’ve been working with you for years, and I still won’t walk out with you. It just underlines my hate of you.

Kris Gaffney-So much tension…

[The Rock and Marc Mead pace around the ring, and they lock up, the Rock being stronger pushes down Marc Mead who gets up, and runs right into a punch that knocks him down hard to the mat. Marc Mead getting up mostly on the fact that he is pissed off more than anything charges at the Rock runs into another flurry of the Rock’s fists, this makes Marc Mead back up, and Marc Mead is dazed, the Rock tries to whip to the ropes, but Marc Mead is able to reverse the whip. The Rock bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Marc Mead lowers his head for a back body drop, but it’s countered by the Rock grabbing Marc Mead by the hair and driving him down to the mat, and Marc Mead gets up to his feet. Marc Mead gets kicked in the gut by the Rock, the Rock sets him up in a vertical suplex position, and Marc Mead is able to shift his weight, and he falls on his feet. The Rock turns around as Marc Mead charges at the Rock, but the Rock is able to counter with a side step, and the Rock tries to throw Marc Mead into Scott Tazte, both of them exchange dirty looks. Marc Mead turns around right into a kick, and he hits a DDT. The Rock gets up to his feet, and Marc Mead is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does the Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered with Marc Mead hitting a few back elbows into the side of the head, and the Rock stumbles into the ropes, and goes into the corner, and Marc Mead hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of the Rock in the corner. Marc Mead tries to whip the Rock into the opposite corner, but it’s countered with the Rock reversing the whip. Marc Mead crashes hard into the corner, he stumbles out of the corner. The Rock hits a samoan drop, The Rock picks up Marc Mead, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed. The Rock leaps in the air, and hits a flying clothesline. The Rock gets up to his feet, but suddenly Degenerate tags himself in, as the Rock doesn’t seem to be too pleased with that. But he goes into the corner, and Degenerate picks up Marc Mead who just stumbled up, and he hits a quick falling slam near the corner. Degenerate goes into the corner, and he climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He measures up, and he leaps off of the apron, and he hits a flying elbow drop. Degenerate doesn’t seem quite ready to put Marc away as he picks up Marc Mead, and sets him up in a piledriver/power bomb position. He lifts Marc Mead, and drives him down with a piledriver! Degenerate pushes Marc Mead on his back, and Degenerate goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2……..KICK OUT by Degenerate. Degenerate looks at the ref, but doesn’t argue instead he calmly starts to reign down fists down on Marc Mead with a few mounted punches.]

JR-Degenerate is certainly taking advantage of this advantage.

King-Interesting way to put it.

[ Degenerate hits a few angry stomps on the downed Marc Mead, the ref makes Degenerate back away from Marc Mead. Degenerate backs away, this allows Marc Mead to get up to his feet. Seeing this, Degenerate decides to pull himself back up to his feet. Degenerate pulls up Marc Mead, and Degenerate tries to whip Marc Mead to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Degenerate lowers his head, Marc Mead hits a kick to the face of Degenerate. Degenerate is stunned, and Degenerate goes for a fist, but Marc Mead ducks it, and he hits a low drop kick that brings down Degenerate down to the mat to one knee, and Marc Mead gets up to his feet, and he quickly hits the Mead Kick V.1, both wrestlers are down on the mat, but Marc Mead looks up at his tag team partner who seems to realize that they are in a tight situation, so it’s time to probably not make this situation harder. So he is ready to make the tag, and Marc Mead makes the tag. Degenerate is up to his feet, and he charges at Scott Tazte on the apron, and Scott Tazte hits a shoulder block on Degenerate. Degenerate backs up, and Scott Tazte sling shots himself up to the top rope, Scott Tazte hits a flying clothesline that connects on Degenerate that takes down Degenerate. Scott Tazte picks up Degenerate up to his feet, and tries to whip him to the ropes, and does this successful. Degenerate comes off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte hits a flying back elbow which sends Degenerate down to the mat, and he stumbles into the corner, Scott Tazte gets up to where Degenerate is, and goes for the 10 punch combo 1…….2……3…….4……5……6…..7…..8….9….10. Scott Tazte whips Degenerate to the other side of the ring, and he crashes into the corner. Scott Tazte charges at Degenerate, and he hits a monkey flip that sends Degenerate flying, and crashing on the mat. Scott Tazte gets up, and he notices that he’s too close to the Rock and Degenerate, so he hits a punch to the Rock to knock him off the apron, and make sure that he doesn’t do anything to help his tag team partner for whatever reason he would. Degenerate gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and goes for the Remedy, but Degenerate spins out of it, and pulls Scott Tazte in, but Scott Tazte counters with a northern lights suplex with a bridge for the 1………………2…………KICK OUT by Degenerate!]

JR-Scott Tazte and Marc Mead have finally gelled here.

King-Well just enough not to be at each others throat.

Kris Gaffney-Definitely better than some of King’s marriages

[Scott Tazte pulls up Degenerate, and Degenerate comes to life, and he hits a knee lift to the gut, and he throws Scott Tazte into the corner, and Scott Tazte strikes his shoulder into the ring post. Degenerate backs into the corner, and he slaps the Rock hard on his chest, the Rock looks at him, and he gets inside of the ring. He pushes Degenerate backwards, and he turns to Scott Tazte who is getting up. Degenerate hits a clubbing blow to the back of the head of the Rock. The Rock gets kicked in the gut, and Scott Tazte sets him up for the Remedy DDT. The Rock pushes Scott Tazte off, Scott Tazte and Marc Mead hit heads. The Rock backs up, and then he pulls Degenerate off of the apron, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face of Degenerate, and spits on his fist, and hits another. The Rock waits for Degenerate to turn around, but the Rock gets turned around, Scott Tazte kicks the Rock in the gut, and plants him with the Remedy DDT! Scott Tazte goes into the cover on the Rock, and the ref counts the 1…………2………..3!]

JR-Tazte won this match.

King-Yeah, but the war might not be over.

(Marc Mead comes into the ring, and he bitch slaps Scott Tazte, Scott Tazte answers by taking down hits a few fists to the face of the downed Marc Mead. Marc Mead answers by turning the tables, and Scott Tazte pushes off Mead. They both get up to their feet. He goes for a fist, but it’s ducked, and it hits Degenerate instead. The Rock joins in on the brawl as we fade away as JR mentions how we knew this would be crazy.)