EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.) (We go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on as they end, as fans stand up, and wave their signs, and yell. Some signs say “This is the chosen sign Bourne”, “Does X-Tazte just live up on the catwalk…can he say how to X-Cold on the roof?”, and “Wonder if Tony has fireworks for his match”.) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-And tonight we will see the on going feud that X-Tazte has started. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…weird (“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kevin Bourne seems to have a new fire. King-Maybe he’ll get a new sniper rifle to spy on people. Kris Gaffney-No one probably gets that joke before…and no one probably gets it now. (“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring doing his hoodie jacket entrance.) JR-Christian seems to take great offense to a lot of what Kevin Bourne has said. King-Well, Bourne isn’t one to ever shy away from what he feels. Kris Gaffney-Well neither is Christian…a battle of epic ego’s. (“I Came to Play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, doing his usual poses.) Kris Gaffney-Speaking of epic ego’s. JR-The Miz is the #1 contender for Kevin Bourne’s TV championship, he is certainly going to make his presences felt. [Kevin Bourne and Christian before the Miz even comes to the ring start to throw fists to the face each other. They start trading fists to the face, and Kevin Bourne is able to hit a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Christian. Kevin Bourne whips him into the corner, and he runs at Christian in the corner. Kevin Bourne hits a big splash on Christian. Kevin Bourne backs out of the corner as Christian stumbles out of the corner. Christian gets set up by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne hits a arm breaker on Christian. Christian is in pain. “I came to play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, but Kevin Bourne isn’t really paying attention. Kevin Bourne picks up Christian, and he hits a few forearm shot to the face. Kevin Bourne tries to whip Christian to the ropes as the Miz is on the apron. Christian and the Miz hit into each other, and the Miz falls off of the apron. He falls backwards, Christian gets set up by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne hits a belly to back suplex that plants him on the mat. Christian on the mat, Christian is on the mat. Kevin Bourne hits a few stomps on the downed Christian who is down on the mat. Kevin Bourne get pushed down on the mat, and once he lets Christian to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne hits a kick into the gut that doubles over Christian. Kevin Bourne hooks Chrisitan leg, and then he executes the fisherman suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1………….2………….Kick out by Christian, Kevin Bourne doesn’t argue, he brings up Christian half way, and Miz gets back on the apron. But Kevin Bourne hits a fist that knocks him back down, hitting the guard rail, and back down on the mat. Kevin Bourne turns around, and Christian kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, Christian lifts up Kevin Bourne, and he hits an impaler DDT that sends Kevin Bourne into the mat, Christian rolls into the corner, and he gets up with the help of the corner. Kevin Bourne at this point is able to get up to his feet, and he charges at Christian, but Christian is able to counter by diving through the ropes, and he uses the ropes to sling shot two boots to the face. Kevin Bourne stumbles backwards. Christian goes up to the top rope, and he waits for Kevin Bourne to get where he wants, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a back elbow that sends Kevin Bourne down on them at. Christian gets crazy eyes as he goes into the cover, and he motions for Kevin Bourne to get up to his feet.] King-You know it’s weird…he talks about how he hates Edge all the time…yet he does his move. Kris Gaffney-Guess he is still his brother. JR-Well this did win a lot for Edge in his career. [Christian charges at Kevin Bourne, and he hits the spear! He goes into the cover on Kevin Bourne, and the ref counts the 1………..2……….The Miz comes out of no where, and he breaks up the cover, and the Miz grabs Kevin Bourne, and throws him hard into the ring post, and he falls out of the ring. The Miz goes back to a chair that he also brought into the ring, he waits for Christian to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet The Miz hits a chair shot on Christian. The Miz throws the chair, away quickly, and goes into the cover on Christian. The ref counts the 1………..2……….KICK OUT by Christian. The Miz hits a few stomps on Christian, and he backs away letting Christian to get up to his feet, once he does. Christian gets hit with a few fists to the face. He backs to the ropes, and Christian gets whipped to the ropes, or he would have had he not reversed the whip. Christian lowers his head as the Miz bounces off of the ropes, and the Miz kicks into the face. The Miz grabs Christian by the arm, and he hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Christian. The Miz gets up watching Christian get up in the corner. The Miz goes over to the corner, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. He whips him into the corner, and the Miz watches as he crashes into the corner. The Miz charges at Christian, and he hits a trademark clothesline in the corner.] JR-The Miz might be getting close to a win here. King-He better close the deal quickly. [Christian gets up near the ropes. The Miz charges at Christian, but Christian hits a back body drop over the top rope, but Miz lands on the apron. Christian turns around, and the Miz pokes him in the eyes. Christian backs up, and then he hits a spear through the ropes, and he stumbles backwards. Kevin Bourne sides behind Christian, and he hits a low blow on Christian. Christian is in PAIN! Kevin Bourne hits the Checkmate! Kevin Bourne goes into the cover on Christian, the ref counts the 1………..2……….3!] JR-Kevin Bourne slips in the back, and wins this match. Kris Gaffney-Well that’s the way it goes in this match, but when it’s one on one, it’ll be a lot different. (“Jam-Ie-Knoble” Blasts on the PA system as Mickie James (Amy) skips down to the ring.) JR-This…is a new interesting new song for…anyone claiming to be Mickie James. Kris Gaffney-Well…she lost her claps. King-She’ll find it one day. (“Keys To The City” blasts on the PA system as Trish Stratus walks to the ring looking confused as she steps inside of the ring.) JR-Trish doesn’t know what to make of this. King-Does anyone? Kris Gaffney-I don’t think they care if it makes sense or not, it’s kind of hot [Mickie James (Amy) hops around excitely. Trish Stratus looks at this scene, and she is very unsure what to do with this whole thing. Mickie James (Amy) hits a spin kick to the gut that doubles over Trish Stratus. Mickie James (Amy) whips Trish Stratus to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she hits a spinning elbow that knocks down Trish Stratus. Trish gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet, Mickie James (Amy) pushes Trish Stratus into the corner, and once she does Mickie James (Amy) tries to whip Trish Stratus to the corner of the ring, but it’s reversed. Mickie James (Amy) crashes into the corner, and Trish Stratus charges into the corner, and Mickie James (Amy) hits a boot to the face, and this stumbles Trish Stratus backwards. Trish Stratus still a little stunned charges at Mickie James (Amy), and goes for a clothesline. Mickie James (Amy) ducks it, and once Trish Stratus turns around Mickie James (Amy) kicks Trish Stratus, and sets up for what seems to the Mick-DDT, but Trish Stratus is able to push Mickie James (Amy) back to the corner, and once she does Trish Stratus goes for a shoulder block, but it’s countered by Mickie James (Amy) with a knee lift which stumbles back Trish Stratus. Mickie James (Amy) is able to pull herself up to the second rope, measures up on Trish Stratus, and she leaps off of the second rope, and she hits a lou thez press on Trish Stratus, and Mickie James (Amy) hits a few fists to the face of Trish Stratus who is a little too beaten up at this point to try to block it.] JR-I got to admit…Amy is making this very believable. King-Well as believable as it can be. Kris Gaffney-Well she is known to be a mimic. [Mickie James (Amy) calls for the Mick-DDT again as Trish Stratus climbs up to her feet, and Mickie James (Amy) kicks her in the gut, and she goes for the Mick-DDT, but as Trish gets Mickie James (Amy) into the air, and she throws her off, and Mickie James (Amy) lands on her feet, and Trish Stratus hits a quick Chick Kick, but she falls backwards, and on to the mat. Both of the competitors are having issues to get up to their feet. Trish Stratus is able to get up to her feet, Mickie James (Amy) throws a fist to the face. But it’s countered by Trish Stratus hitting a fist to her face. Trish Stratus hits a few forearm shots to Mickie James (Amy). Mickie James (Amy) is on the ropes, and Trish Stratus tries to whip her to the ropes. Mickie James (Amy) bounces off of the ropes, and she goes for a running clothesline. But Trish Stratus is able to counter with a ma-Trish, and she gets up her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Mickie James (Amy) was able to turn around Trish Stratus counters with a reverse jaw breaker which makes Mickie James (Amy) stumble back into the corner. She falls into the corner, and Trish Stratus charges at Mickie James (Amy). Mickie James (Amy) is able to counter with a boot to the face. Trish Stratus stumbles backwards, and Mickie James (Amy) pulls herself up to the second rope. Trish Stratus counters with the Stratusphere on Mickie James (Amy) as she crashes on the mat.] JR-Trish Stratus has taken over this match. King-This is not good. [Mickie James (Amy) is getting up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Trish Stratus goes for a Chick kick, but it’s ducked under by Mickie James (Amy), she pushes Trish to the ropes, and then she bounces off of the ropes. Trish bounces off of the ropes Mickie James (Amy) hits a spin kick into the gut that doubles over Trish. She runs to the ropes, and she hits a bulldog on Trish. Mickie James (Amy) calls for the Mick-DDT once again. But suddenly Nicole Ikeda jumps on the apron, Mickie James (Amy) looks at her. Trish tries to attack Mickie James (Amy), but she moves out of the way, and throws Trish into Nicole. Nicole falls off of the apron, and Trish stumbles. Mickie James (Amy) grabs Trish by the hair, and starts to kiss her. She let’s go, and completes the long kiss goodnight! Mickie James (Amy) goes into the cover on Trish Stratus, the ref counts the 1………….2………..3!] JR-Mickie…eerr…Amy won the match. I didn’t know Amy could kick that high. King-….after that, all you are thinking about is the kick? (“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Dan Godwin has not been in his right mind. King-But then again he never really has been. Kris Gaffney-He’s been a slip, and a loss away from going into a Catherine Walker gothic phase. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-These two certainly know each other well. King-Sure Tony wants to take out his ruined firework show on Godwin. Kris Gaffney-No sense of humor…guess it’s only funny when it’s not you. [Dan Godwin and Tony Ikeda pace around the ring, and they lock up, and once they do Tony Ikeda hits an arm drag release, and Dan Godwin gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin charges at Tony Ikeda, and he hits an arm drag that takes him down on the mat. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and this time he’s dazed. Tony Ikeda hits a head lock take down, and Dan Godwin is on the mat as Tony Ikeda puts on the pressure, and once he gets up to his feet, he looks for a way out of the hold. He backs up to the ropes, and he whips Tony Ikeda to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and once Tony Ikeda comes off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda hits a shoulder block that knocks him down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda waits as Dan Godwin gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Tony Ikeda picks up Dan Godwin, and he hits a body slam on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda goes into the corner of the ring, and he comes out of corner, and he hits a knee drop. Dan Godwin is in a seated position, and Tony Ikeda hits a kick that knocks him back down on the mat. Dan Godwin rolls under the ring ropes, Tony Ikeda measures up as he goes over to where Dan Godwin is, and once he Dan Godwin tries to hit a shoulder block into the gut of Tony Ikeda, but Tony Ikeda moves out of the way as Dan Godwin is hanging over the second rope. Tony Ikeda hits a knee lift which makes Dan Godwin hang over the middle rope. Tony Ikeda sets up Dan Godwin by grabbing his head, and he hits a ¾ neckbreaker off of the second rope that drives Dan Godwin.] JR-Dan Godwin didn’t see that one coming. King-He is probably feeling the bang right now. Kris Gaffney-Much better than the Chill. [Dan Godwin is down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda pushes him on his back, and the ref counts the 1…………..2……..KICK OUT by Dan Godwin. Tony Ikeda looks at the ref, but he doesn’t argue, instead he picks up Dan Godwin, and he hits a body slam on Dan Godwin. Tony Ikeda goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope. Once he gets up to the top rope, he measures up, and he leaps off of the top rope. But Dan Godwin puts his legs up, and this drives the air out of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda and Dan Godwin are down on the mat. Dan Godwin and Tony Ikeda get up to their feet. Tony Ikeda goes for a fist to the face of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin ducks under, and Dan Godwin hits a fist to the face of Tony Ikeda which knocks him down on the mat. Dan Godwin waits as Tony Ikeda gets up into the corner, and Tony Ikeda gets hit with a few knife edge chops ot the chest of Tony Ikeda in the corner, and he whips him out of the corner. He crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, and Dan Godwin hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and then he hits a suplex that sends him crashing on the mat. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and charges to the ropes, and he hits a low drop kick that puts down Tony Ikeda. Dan Godwin waits as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, Tony Ikeda goes for a fist to the face, but Dan Godwin ducks under, and he hits a belly to back suplex that puts Tony Ikeda on the mat, and Dan Godwin goes to the outside of the ring, and he measures up, and he connects with a flying elbow drop! Dan Godwin goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts the 1……………………..2……………..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!] JR-Dan Godwin might be starting to go towards a victory here. King-This would not be a good flash back for Tony. Kris Gaffney-But a very funny one for me. [Dan Godwin starts to stomp his foot as he yells at everyone who is mocking him to shut up, this is different. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin goes for the eXecution, but Tony ducks under, and he pushes Dan Godwin forward, the ref dives out of the way. Tony Ikeda hits a low blow on Dan Godwin. Tony Ikeda school boy’s Dan Godwin as the ref goes down to count, he hooks the tights of Dan Godwin. The ref counts the 1…………2……….3!] JR-Hey, he had the tights ref King-Think he’ll have a pryo show now? Kris Gaffney-Probably. (“” blasts on the PA system as X-Tazte walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring. He waits for Kane.) JR-X-Tazte has some sort of vendetta against Kane and Demon. King-Vendetta means….VENDETTA?! Kris Gaffney-Butterfly….BUTTERFLY VEDETTA! (“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as lights turn off, and fire pryo erupts. Kane walks to the ring.) JR-Regardless of whatever X-Tazte wants, he’s going to have a hell of a fight ahead. King-Yeah, win or lose, Kane is going to make sure you know you were in a battle. Kris Gaffney-Thus why people always jump when his pyro goes off. King-I always just assumed it was scary. [X-Tazte and Kane pace around the ring, and Kane throws a fist to the face of X-Tazte, X-Tazte runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Kane goes for a fist to the face of X-Tazte, X-Tazte ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring, and he continues to the others ide of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the other side of the ring, and he goes for some sort of move, but Kane charges, and hits a shoulder block that knocks down X-Tazte. X-Tazte is in pain, and he rolls away, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Kane hits a hard fist to the face of X-Tazte which takes him down on the mat. X-Tazte goes up to his feet, and X-Tazte throws a fist to the face, and he blocks it, and Kane hits a hard upper cut which sends X-Tazte flying, and he is on the second rope, and Kane pushes down on X-Tazte as the ref counts to 4, and Kane lets go, he doesn’t give the ref a hard time, instead he laughs, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he comes down hard on the back of X-Tazte. X-Tazte just falls down on the mat. Kane puts up his hand, and waits for X-Tazte who is stumbling up to his feet, he turns around, and Kane grabs X-Tazte around the throat, he lifts him up, and he goes for a choke slam, but X-Tazte is able to get out. He turns around X-Tazte goes for a super kick, but it’s blocked. X-Tazte is spinned around, and Kane grabs X-Tazte, and pushes X-Tazte into the corner. He is in the corner, and X-Tazte gets hit a few shoulder blocks into the gut by Kane. The ref finally makes Kane back away, he does for a few seconds only to hit a fist to the face, and he rocks in the corner. Kane whips X-Tazte into the opposite side of the ring, Kane follows him into the corner. X-Tazte hits a boot to the face. This makes Kane stumble backwards, and X-Tazte is able to pull himself up to the second turnbuckle. Measures up, and he hits a upper cut that sends X-Tazte down on the mat, and Kane picks up X-Tazte by the mask, and he picks him up, and he puts him over his shoulder. He runs out of the corner, and he hits a running power slam that plants him down on the mat, and Kane goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2……….KICK OUT by X-Tazte. Kane looks at the ref, and he doesn’t argue. Kane grabs X-Tazte, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he backs to the ropes, and he whips X-Tazte to the ropes, and Kane whips him off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, Kane hits a big boot to the face of X-Tazte’s face.] JR-Kane is on a roll here. Kris Gaffney-X-Tazte probably is regretting what he said about the monster. King-How do we know X-Tazte is the same person who said those words. Kris Gaffney-Huh… [X-Tazte is down on the mat, and Kane goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, but X-Tazte suddenly is up to his feet, and is not as stunned as once believed, he runs up the turnbuckle. He hits a arm drag off of the top rope that sends Kane hard down on the mat, and X-Tazte, and Kane are down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat leaving the ref to start his standing ten count, 1………2………3….Kane and X-Tazte stuggle to their feet…..4…….5……6..Kane is up to his feet, and X-Tazte is soon to follow as he throws a fist to the face, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and X-Tazte leaps on the second rope, and spring boards off to try to twist around in the air for a cross body block. But Kane catches it, Kane tries to transfer him to the shoulder. X-Tazte slides out of the back, and hooks Kane, and he hits a modified back breaker. Both wrestlers are once again down on the mat. X-Tazte takes a few moments to rest up on his knee’s. Kane rolls up to his feet, and he throws a fist to the face, X-Tazte ducks under. X-Tazte waits as he turns around, Kane turns around, and X-Tazte hits a sit down jawbreaker. Kane stumbles backwards in pain, and X-Tazte gets up to his feet. Kane hits a few fists to the face, and X-Tazte tries to whip him to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Kane goes for a big boot to the face, but X-Tazte ducks under. Kane turns around, and X-Tazte hits a running ezuguri that sends him stumbling backwards. He falls into the corner, and he falls into the corner. X-Tazte hits a few fists to the face of Kane, and he tries to whip him to the opposite side of the ring, and the whipped is reversed. X-Tazte crashes into the corner, and Kane charges, and X-Tazte is able to side step him, and he throws him hard into the corner. He crashes into the corner, and X-Tazte waits for Kane as Kane falls out of the corner, and he turns around. X-Tazte hits a kick into the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks Kane, and he hits a double armed DDT that puts Kane into the mat. Kane is pushed on his back, and the ref counts the 1…………..2……….KICK OUT by Kane.] JR-X-Tazte has been able to get this match under control. King-He better figure out a way to put away the Big Red Monster, you aren’t going to get this chance often. Kris Gaffney-Or in the case of my career…never. [X-Tazte pulls up Kane, and Kane rakes the eyes of X-Tazte. X-Tazte stumbles away, Kane falls into the corner. Kane rips off the turnbuckle pad. He goes over to X-Tazte, and he tries to smash X-Tazte into the unprotected turnbuckle. But it’s countered by X-Tazte who hits a elbow to the gut. Kane backs up, and he hits a kick into the gut that sends him down on the mat. X-Tazte goes into the second rope, he measures up on Kane, Kane gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. X-Tazte leaps for some sort of high flying move, but Kane catches X-Tazte, and he tries to lift up X-Tazte for a choke slam. X-Tazte slips behind him, and then X-Tazte pushes him forward, and Kane goes into the corners slipping, and he hits the top rope face first. X-Tazte rolls up Kane into a school boy for the 1……….2…..3!] JR-X-Tazte survives this match. King-Yeah, but you got to wonder if he did that on purpose. Kris Gaffney-Well…ref will never know, can you blame him either way? (Kane sits up as X-Tazte gets out of the ring as Shockwave goes off of the air with that.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Saturday Shockwave video.)

(We go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on as they end, as fans stand up, and wave their signs, and yell. Some signs say “This is the chosen sign Bourne”, “Does X-Tazte just live up on the catwalk…can he say how to X-Cold on the roof?”, and “Wonder if Tony has fireworks for his match”.)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-And tonight we will see the on going feud that X-Tazte has started.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…weird

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kevin Bourne seems to have a new fire.

King-Maybe he’ll get a new sniper rifle to spy on people.

Kris Gaffney-No one probably gets that joke before…and no one probably gets it now.

(“Close Your Eyes” blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring doing his hoodie jacket entrance.)

JR-Christian seems to take great offense to a lot of what Kevin Bourne has said.

King-Well, Bourne isn’t one to ever shy away from what he feels.

Kris Gaffney-Well neither is Christian…a battle of epic ego’s.

(“I Came to Play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, doing his usual poses.)

Kris Gaffney-Speaking of epic ego’s.

JR-The Miz is the #1 contender for Kevin Bourne’s TV championship, he is certainly going to make his presences felt.

[Kevin Bourne and Christian before the Miz even comes to the ring start to throw fists to the face each other. They start trading fists to the face, and Kevin Bourne is able to hit a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Christian. Kevin Bourne whips him into the corner, and he runs at Christian in the corner. Kevin Bourne hits a big splash on Christian. Kevin Bourne backs out of the corner as Christian stumbles out of the corner. Christian gets set up by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne hits a arm breaker on Christian. Christian is in pain. “I came to play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, but Kevin Bourne isn’t really paying attention. Kevin Bourne picks up Christian, and he hits a few forearm shot to the face. Kevin Bourne tries to whip Christian to the ropes as the Miz is on the apron. Christian and the Miz hit into each other, and the Miz falls off of the apron. He falls backwards, Christian gets set up by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne hits a belly to back suplex that plants him on the mat. Christian on the mat, Christian is on the mat. Kevin Bourne hits a few stomps on the downed Christian who is down on the mat. Kevin Bourne get pushed down on the mat, and once he lets Christian to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne hits a kick into the gut that doubles over Christian. Kevin Bourne hooks Chrisitan leg, and then he executes the fisherman suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1………….2………….Kick out by Christian, Kevin Bourne doesn’t argue, he brings up Christian half way, and Miz gets back on the apron. But Kevin Bourne hits a fist that knocks him back down, hitting the guard rail, and back down on the mat. Kevin Bourne turns around, and Christian kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, Christian lifts up Kevin Bourne, and he hits an impaler DDT that sends Kevin Bourne into the mat, Christian rolls into the corner, and he gets up with the help of the corner. Kevin Bourne at this point is able to get up to his feet, and he charges at Christian, but Christian is able to counter by diving through the ropes, and he uses the ropes to sling shot two boots to the face. Kevin Bourne stumbles backwards. Christian goes up to the top rope, and he waits for Kevin Bourne to get where he wants, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a back elbow that sends Kevin Bourne down on them at. Christian gets crazy eyes as he goes into the cover, and he motions for Kevin Bourne to get up to his feet.]

King-You know it’s weird…he talks about how he hates Edge all the time…yet he does his move.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he is still his brother.

JR-Well this did win a lot for Edge in his career.

[Christian charges at Kevin Bourne, and he hits the spear! He goes into the cover on Kevin Bourne, and the ref counts the 1………..2……….The Miz comes out of no where, and he breaks up the cover, and the Miz grabs Kevin Bourne, and throws him hard into the ring post, and he falls out of the ring. The Miz goes back to a chair that he also brought into the ring, he waits for Christian to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet The Miz hits a chair shot on Christian. The Miz throws the chair, away quickly, and goes into the cover on Christian. The ref counts the 1………..2……….KICK OUT by Christian. The Miz hits a few stomps on Christian, and he backs away letting Christian to get up to his feet, once he does. Christian gets hit with a few fists to the face. He backs to the ropes, and Christian gets whipped to the ropes, or he would have had he not reversed the whip. Christian lowers his head as the Miz bounces off of the ropes, and the Miz kicks into the face. The Miz grabs Christian by the arm, and he hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Christian. The Miz gets up watching Christian get up in the corner. The Miz goes over to the corner, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. He whips him into the corner, and the Miz watches as he crashes into the corner. The Miz charges at Christian, and he hits a trademark clothesline in the corner.]

JR-The Miz might be getting close to a win here.

King-He better close the deal quickly.

[Christian gets up near the ropes. The Miz charges at Christian, but Christian hits a back body drop over the top rope, but Miz lands on the apron. Christian turns around, and the Miz pokes him in the eyes. Christian backs up, and then he hits a spear through the ropes, and he stumbles backwards. Kevin Bourne sides behind Christian, and he hits a low blow on Christian. Christian is in PAIN! Kevin Bourne hits the Checkmate! Kevin Bourne goes into the cover on Christian, the ref counts the 1………..2……….3!]

JR-Kevin Bourne slips in the back, and wins this match.

Kris Gaffney-Well that’s the way it goes in this match, but when it’s one on one, it’ll be a lot different.

(“Jam-Ie-Knoble” Blasts on the PA system as Mickie James (Amy) skips down to the ring.)

JR-This…is a new interesting new song for…anyone claiming to be Mickie James.

Kris Gaffney-Well…she lost her claps.

King-She’ll find it one day.

(“Keys To The City” blasts on the PA system as Trish Stratus walks to the ring looking confused as she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Trish doesn’t know what to make of this.

King-Does anyone?

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think they care if it makes sense or not, it’s kind of hot

[Mickie James (Amy) hops around excitely. Trish Stratus looks at this scene, and she is very unsure what to do with this whole thing. Mickie James (Amy) hits a spin kick to the gut that doubles over Trish Stratus. Mickie James (Amy) whips Trish Stratus to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she hits a spinning elbow that knocks down Trish Stratus. Trish gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet, Mickie James (Amy) pushes Trish Stratus into the corner, and once she does Mickie James (Amy) tries to whip Trish Stratus to the corner of the ring, but it’s reversed. Mickie James (Amy) crashes into the corner, and Trish Stratus charges into the corner, and Mickie James (Amy) hits a boot to the face, and this stumbles Trish Stratus backwards. Trish Stratus still a little stunned charges at Mickie James (Amy), and goes for a clothesline. Mickie James (Amy) ducks it, and once Trish Stratus turns around Mickie James (Amy) kicks Trish Stratus, and sets up for what seems to the Mick-DDT, but Trish Stratus is able to push Mickie James (Amy) back to the corner, and once she does Trish Stratus goes for a shoulder block, but it’s countered by Mickie James (Amy) with a knee lift which stumbles back Trish Stratus. Mickie James (Amy) is able to pull herself up to the second rope, measures up on Trish Stratus, and she leaps off of the second rope, and she hits a lou thez press on Trish Stratus, and Mickie James (Amy) hits a few fists to the face of Trish Stratus who is a little too beaten up at this point to try to block it.]

JR-I got to admit…Amy is making this very believable.

King-Well as believable as it can be.

Kris Gaffney-Well she is known to be a mimic.

[Mickie James (Amy) calls for the Mick-DDT again as Trish Stratus climbs up to her feet, and Mickie James (Amy) kicks her in the gut, and she goes for the Mick-DDT, but as Trish gets Mickie James (Amy) into the air, and she throws her off, and Mickie James (Amy) lands on her feet, and Trish Stratus hits a quick Chick Kick, but she falls backwards, and on to the mat. Both of the competitors are having issues to get up to their feet. Trish Stratus is able to get up to her feet, Mickie James (Amy) throws a fist to the face. But it’s countered by Trish Stratus hitting a fist to her face. Trish Stratus hits a few forearm shots to Mickie James (Amy). Mickie James (Amy) is on the ropes, and Trish Stratus tries to whip her to the ropes. Mickie James (Amy) bounces off of the ropes, and she goes for a running clothesline. But Trish Stratus is able to counter with a ma-Trish, and she gets up her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Mickie James (Amy) was able to turn around Trish Stratus counters with a reverse jaw breaker which makes Mickie James (Amy) stumble back into the corner. She falls into the corner, and Trish Stratus charges at Mickie James (Amy). Mickie James (Amy) is able to counter with a boot to the face. Trish Stratus stumbles backwards, and Mickie James (Amy) pulls herself up to the second rope. Trish Stratus counters with the Stratusphere on Mickie James (Amy) as she crashes on the mat.]

JR-Trish Stratus has taken over this match.

King-This is not good.

[Mickie James (Amy) is getting up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. Trish Stratus goes for a Chick kick, but it’s ducked under by Mickie James (Amy), she pushes Trish to the ropes, and then she bounces off of the ropes. Trish bounces off of the ropes Mickie James (Amy) hits a spin kick into the gut that doubles over Trish. She runs to the ropes, and she hits a bulldog on Trish. Mickie James (Amy) calls for the Mick-DDT once again. But suddenly Nicole Ikeda jumps on the apron, Mickie James (Amy) looks at her. Trish tries to attack Mickie James (Amy), but she moves out of the way, and throws Trish into Nicole. Nicole falls off of the apron, and Trish stumbles. Mickie James (Amy) grabs Trish by the hair, and starts to kiss her. She let’s go, and completes the long kiss goodnight! Mickie James (Amy) goes into the cover on Trish Stratus, the ref counts the 1………….2………..3!]

JR-Mickie…eerr…Amy won the match. I didn’t know Amy could kick that high.

King-….after that, all you are thinking about is the kick?

(“Dirty Window” blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Dan Godwin has not been in his right mind.

King-But then again he never really has been.

Kris Gaffney-He’s been a slip, and a loss away from going into a Catherine Walker gothic phase.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-These two certainly know each other well.

King-Sure Tony wants to take out his ruined firework show on Godwin.

Kris Gaffney-No sense of humor…guess it’s only funny when it’s not you.

[Dan Godwin and Tony Ikeda pace around the ring, and they lock up, and once they do Tony Ikeda hits an arm drag release, and Dan Godwin gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin charges at Tony Ikeda, and he hits an arm drag that takes him down on the mat. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and this time he’s dazed. Tony Ikeda hits a head lock take down, and Dan Godwin is on the mat as Tony Ikeda puts on the pressure, and once he gets up to his feet, he looks for a way out of the hold. He backs up to the ropes, and he whips Tony Ikeda to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and once Tony Ikeda comes off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda hits a shoulder block that knocks him down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda waits as Dan Godwin gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Tony Ikeda picks up Dan Godwin, and he hits a body slam on Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda goes into the corner of the ring, and he comes out of corner, and he hits a knee drop. Dan Godwin is in a seated position, and Tony Ikeda hits a kick that knocks him back down on the mat. Dan Godwin rolls under the ring ropes, Tony Ikeda measures up as he goes over to where Dan Godwin is, and once he Dan Godwin tries to hit a shoulder block into the gut of Tony Ikeda, but Tony Ikeda moves out of the way as Dan Godwin is hanging over the second rope. Tony Ikeda hits a knee lift which makes Dan Godwin hang over the middle rope. Tony Ikeda sets up Dan Godwin by grabbing his head, and he hits a ¾ neckbreaker off of the second rope that drives Dan Godwin.]

JR-Dan Godwin didn’t see that one coming.

King-He is probably feeling the bang right now.

Kris Gaffney-Much better than the Chill.

[Dan Godwin is down on the mat, and Tony Ikeda pushes him on his back, and the ref counts the 1…………..2……..KICK OUT by Dan Godwin. Tony Ikeda looks at the ref, but he doesn’t argue, instead he picks up Dan Godwin, and he hits a body slam on Dan Godwin. Tony Ikeda goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope. Once he gets up to the top rope, he measures up, and he leaps off of the top rope. But Dan Godwin puts his legs up, and this drives the air out of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda and Dan Godwin are down on the mat. Dan Godwin and Tony Ikeda get up to their feet. Tony Ikeda goes for a fist to the face of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin ducks under, and Dan Godwin hits a fist to the face of Tony Ikeda which knocks him down on the mat. Dan Godwin waits as Tony Ikeda gets up into the corner, and Tony Ikeda gets hit with a few knife edge chops ot the chest of Tony Ikeda in the corner, and he whips him out of the corner. He crashes into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, and Dan Godwin hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and then he hits a suplex that sends him crashing on the mat. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and charges to the ropes, and he hits a low drop kick that puts down Tony Ikeda. Dan Godwin waits as Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, Tony Ikeda goes for a fist to the face, but Dan Godwin ducks under, and he hits a belly to back suplex that puts Tony Ikeda on the mat, and Dan Godwin goes to the outside of the ring, and he measures up, and he connects with a flying elbow drop! Dan Godwin goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts the 1……………………..2……………..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!]

JR-Dan Godwin might be starting to go towards a victory here.

King-This would not be a good flash back for Tony.

Kris Gaffney-But a very funny one for me.

[Dan Godwin starts to stomp his foot as he yells at everyone who is mocking him to shut up, this is different. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin goes for the eXecution, but Tony ducks under, and he pushes Dan Godwin forward, the ref dives out of the way. Tony Ikeda hits a low blow on Dan Godwin. Tony Ikeda school boy’s Dan Godwin as the ref goes down to count, he hooks the tights of Dan Godwin. The ref counts the 1…………2……….3!]

JR-Hey, he had the tights ref

King-Think he’ll have a pryo show now?

Kris Gaffney-Probably.

(“” blasts on the PA system as X-Tazte walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring. He waits for Kane.)

JR-X-Tazte has some sort of vendetta against Kane and Demon.

King-Vendetta means….VENDETTA?!

Kris Gaffney-Butterfly….BUTTERFLY VEDETTA!

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as lights turn off, and fire pryo erupts. Kane walks to the ring.)

JR-Regardless of whatever X-Tazte wants, he’s going to have a hell of a fight ahead.

King-Yeah, win or lose, Kane is going to make sure you know you were in a battle.

Kris Gaffney-Thus why people always jump when his pyro goes off.

King-I always just assumed it was scary.

[X-Tazte and Kane pace around the ring, and Kane throws a fist to the face of X-Tazte, X-Tazte runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Kane goes for a fist to the face of X-Tazte, X-Tazte ducks under, and he continues to the other side of the ring, and he continues to the others ide of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the other side of the ring, and he goes for some sort of move, but Kane charges, and hits a shoulder block that knocks down X-Tazte. X-Tazte is in pain, and he rolls away, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Kane hits a hard fist to the face of X-Tazte which takes him down on the mat. X-Tazte goes up to his feet, and X-Tazte throws a fist to the face, and he blocks it, and Kane hits a hard upper cut which sends X-Tazte flying, and he is on the second rope, and Kane pushes down on X-Tazte as the ref counts to 4, and Kane lets go, he doesn’t give the ref a hard time, instead he laughs, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and he comes down hard on the back of X-Tazte. X-Tazte just falls down on the mat. Kane puts up his hand, and waits for X-Tazte who is stumbling up to his feet, he turns around, and Kane grabs X-Tazte around the throat, he lifts him up, and he goes for a choke slam, but X-Tazte is able to get out. He turns around X-Tazte goes for a super kick, but it’s blocked. X-Tazte is spinned around, and Kane grabs X-Tazte, and pushes X-Tazte into the corner. He is in the corner, and X-Tazte gets hit a few shoulder blocks into the gut by Kane. The ref finally makes Kane back away, he does for a few seconds only to hit a fist to the face, and he rocks in the corner. Kane whips X-Tazte into the opposite side of the ring, Kane follows him into the corner. X-Tazte hits a boot to the face. This makes Kane stumble backwards, and X-Tazte is able to pull himself up to the second turnbuckle. Measures up, and he hits a upper cut that sends X-Tazte down on the mat, and Kane picks up X-Tazte by the mask, and he picks him up, and he puts him over his shoulder. He runs out of the corner, and he hits a running power slam that plants him down on the mat, and Kane goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………2……….KICK OUT by X-Tazte. Kane looks at the ref, and he doesn’t argue. Kane grabs X-Tazte, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he backs to the ropes, and he whips X-Tazte to the ropes, and Kane whips him off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, Kane hits a big boot to the face of X-Tazte’s face.]

JR-Kane is on a roll here.

Kris Gaffney-X-Tazte probably is regretting what he said about the monster.

King-How do we know X-Tazte is the same person who said those words.

Kris Gaffney-Huh…

[X-Tazte is down on the mat, and Kane goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, but X-Tazte suddenly is up to his feet, and is not as stunned as once believed, he runs up the turnbuckle. He hits a arm drag off of the top rope that sends Kane hard down on the mat, and X-Tazte, and Kane are down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat leaving the ref to start his standing ten count, 1………2………3….Kane and X-Tazte stuggle to their feet…..4…….5……6..Kane is up to his feet, and X-Tazte is soon to follow as he throws a fist to the face, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and X-Tazte leaps on the second rope, and spring boards off to try to twist around in the air for a cross body block. But Kane catches it, Kane tries to transfer him to the shoulder. X-Tazte slides out of the back, and hooks Kane, and he hits a modified back breaker. Both wrestlers are once again down on the mat. X-Tazte takes a few moments to rest up on his knee’s. Kane rolls up to his feet, and he throws a fist to the face, X-Tazte ducks under. X-Tazte waits as he turns around, Kane turns around, and X-Tazte hits a sit down jawbreaker. Kane stumbles backwards in pain, and X-Tazte gets up to his feet. Kane hits a few fists to the face, and X-Tazte tries to whip him to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Kane goes for a big boot to the face, but X-Tazte ducks under. Kane turns around, and X-Tazte hits a running ezuguri that sends him stumbling backwards. He falls into the corner, and he falls into the corner. X-Tazte hits a few fists to the face of Kane, and he tries to whip him to the opposite side of the ring, and the whipped is reversed. X-Tazte crashes into the corner, and Kane charges, and X-Tazte is able to side step him, and he throws him hard into the corner. He crashes into the corner, and X-Tazte waits for Kane as Kane falls out of the corner, and he turns around. X-Tazte hits a kick into the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks Kane, and he hits a double armed DDT that puts Kane into the mat. Kane is pushed on his back, and the ref counts the 1…………..2……….KICK OUT by Kane.]

JR-X-Tazte has been able to get this match under control.

King-He better figure out a way to put away the Big Red Monster, you aren’t going to get this chance often.

Kris Gaffney-Or in the case of my career…never.

[X-Tazte pulls up Kane, and Kane rakes the eyes of X-Tazte. X-Tazte stumbles away, Kane falls into the corner. Kane rips off the turnbuckle pad. He goes over to X-Tazte, and he tries to smash X-Tazte into the unprotected turnbuckle. But it’s countered by X-Tazte who hits a elbow to the gut. Kane backs up, and he hits a kick into the gut that sends him down on the mat. X-Tazte goes into the second rope, he measures up on Kane, Kane gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. X-Tazte leaps for some sort of high flying move, but Kane catches X-Tazte, and he tries to lift up X-Tazte for a choke slam. X-Tazte slips behind him, and then X-Tazte pushes him forward, and Kane goes into the corners slipping, and he hits the top rope face first. X-Tazte rolls up Kane into a school boy for the 1……….2…..3!]

JR-X-Tazte survives this match.

King-Yeah, but you got to wonder if he did that on purpose.

Kris Gaffney-Well…ref will never know, can you blame him either way?

(Kane sits up as X-Tazte gets out of the ring as Shockwave goes off of the air with that.)