EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (We fade into the arena. The lights are turn off. Pyrotechnics blasts down from the top of the Shockwave stage. They hit the stage. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs as the camera scans around the crowd. After getting a few shots of the crowd. The camera gets a zoomed out shot. It displays the location information.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from San Antonio, Texas. Welcome to another edition of Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I am joined as always by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight the card will determine the future of the title pictures of various titles. King-Plus one that will determine the fate of Ariel. Kris Gaffney-Were going to ride that joke into the ground tonight, right? King-Feels like the right thing to do. JR-Let’s get started with the first match. (“Mr. Pony’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Mr Pony walks out to the ring with his wife Emmalina Pony. He slides into the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Mr. Pony and Joey Bones had quite the battle last week. King-This is the longest Emmalina has stayed on TV!! Kris Gaffney-Different Emmalina. King-It can be whatever I say it is! (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tony Ikeda can take people off guard at times. King-Were all surprised he can pry himself out of bed these days. Kris Gaffney-One miracle at a time. "Sharp Dressed Man" By ZZ Top begins to play as Reginald Harthorn steps out from behind the curtain in a black suit. As he walks to the ring he has an arrogant look on his face as he starts to undo his clothing dropping pieces of it on the ramp as he makes his way to the ring. By the time he gets to the ring he is in just his wrestling attire and runs his hands through his hair flicking them forward as if to flick sweat toward the audience (think Rick Rude style from the 90s) And waits for the match to begin. JR-Reginald has taken a few losses recently, but we know he’s a hell of a talent. King- Maybe this explains why he should try. Kris Gaffney-Guess so. [Tony Ikeda, Mr. Pony, and Reginald stand in the middle of the ring. The bell rings. Tony Ikeda runs towards Mr. Pony. Mr. Pony is able to counter with a front drop kick that makes him stumble backwards. Reginald Harthorn tries to attack Mr. Pony from behind, but Mr. Pony senses it coming, and he throws Reginald Harthorn into Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda stumbles towards the ropes, and he falls out of the ropes. Tony Ikeda hits into the mat. Mr. Pony lift up Reginald Harthorn, and he drops him with an inverted atomic drop. Mr. Pony runs towards Reginald Harthorn, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker on Reginald Harthorn. Mr. Pony goes into the cover on Reginald Harthorn. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………2…………KICK OUT by Reginald Harthorn. As this is going on Tony Ikeda has gotten on the apron. Mr. Pony gets up, and he quickly runs towards the ropes. He jumps off of the ropes, and he connects with a chuck kick to the side of the head. Tony Ikeda fly’s off of the apron, and he crashes down on the mat.] JR-Mr. Pony connects with the flying kick to the side of Tony’s face. King-That makes him sadddddd. Kris Gaffney-Now you’re reminding me of Ashley Irvine. [Mr. Pony waits for Tony Ikeda to get up, and he sling shots himself over the top rope, but Tony Ikeda dives out of the way. As Mr. Pony see’s this he tries to land on his feet, and he does. Tony thinking quick on his feet runs up behind Mr. Pony, he hooks him, and he drops him with a full nelson slam which splats him on the mat. Tony Ikeda falls down on one knee after being hit with that kick to the head. Tony Ikeda rests up, and he grabs Mr. Pony, and he throws him into the ring.] JR-Tony Ikeda took advantage of that situation, but couldn’t capitalize on it. King-You know…I could have sworn there was a time when Tony use to end matches with that move. Kris Gaffney-That never happened!! [Tony Ikeda slides into the ring, and he waits for Mr. Pony to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hooks on another full nelson, but Mr. Pony counters with a snap mare. Tony Ikeda goes flying, and he gets up. Reginald Harthorn hooks him, and he hits a release german suplex. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet by the ropes. Reginald Harthorn runs otwards the ropes, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks Tony Ikeda over the top rope, and down to the floor.] JR-Reginald Harthorn trying to cause separation to maybe attempt to get the victory. Kris Gaffney-Did he create enough time. [Reginald Harthorn turns around right into the finisher by Mr. Pony. Mr. Pony gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda is already back into the ring. Tony Ikeda hooks Mr. Pony, and drops him with the full nelson suplex. Which makes Mr. Pony fall out of the ring. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Reginald Harthorn. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!] JR-Tony was able to recover quickly to get the victory. (“Kairi Sane’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Kairi Sane walks out on the stage, and she enters the ring.) JR-Kairi Sane is looking to get her first win. King-This next match isn’t going to be easy. Kris Gaffney-If only she had the Lethal Weapon by her side. (“Liv Morgan’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Liv Morgan steps out on the stage, and she enters the ring.) JR-Liv has had quite the busy week. King-She clearly has taken the Badd Boy route with the puns. [Liv Morgan runs towards Kairi Sane, and she hits a few clubbing blows to the face. Liv Morgan tries to whip Kairi Sane to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Kairi. Kairi Sane bounces off of the ropes. Liv grabs Kairi Sane’s head, and she throws it hard into the mat. Kairi Sane’s face bounces off of the mat, she staggers up to her feet. Liv Morgan picks up Kairi Sane, and she pushes back Kairi Sane into the corner, and Liv Morgan runs to the corner, and she hits a running knee into the gut. Liv Morgan brings her out of the corner, she hooks her, and she hits a t-bone suplex that sends Kairi Sane flying through the air, and she crashes down on the mat. Liv Morgan is slow to get up to her feet, and once she gets up, she’s dazed. Kairi Sane gets picked up, she gets hit with a few forearm shots to the face of Kairi Sane. Kairi dazes tries to go for a fist, she ducks under, she ducks under, and she connects with a Russian leg sweep that puts down Kairi Sane. Liv Morgan climbs up to the second rope, and she measures up on Kairi Sane, she jumps off of the second rope. She connects with a flying elbow drop on Kairi Sane. Liv Morgan goes into the cover on Kairi Sane. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Kairi Sane. Liv Morgan looks annoyed, she brings up Kairi Sane, and she hooks on a chin lock.] JR-Liv Morgan almost got three count. King-She only Liv’s once. Kris Gaffney-And other Liv pun’s. [Kairi Sane gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. She backs up into the ropes. She whips Liv Morgan off of the move, and she bounces off of the ropes. Kairi Sane hits a drop kick that puts Liv Morgan. Liv gets up to her feet. Kairi Sane waits for her. She kicks Liv Morgan in the gut, she double under hooks Kairi Sane, and she hooks Liv Morgan. She lifts her, and drops her with a double under hook back breaker. Kairi Sane takes a few moments to rest up. After a few moments Liv Morgan is getting up to her feet. Kairi Sane picks up Liv Morgan, and she puts her down with a body slam. She goes to the outside of the ring, she starts to climb up to the top rope for what seems to be her elbow drop.] JR-It looks like Kairi Sane is going to take a chance. King-Sora won’t be able to get her out of this one. Kris Gaffney-You know he will… [Kairi jumps off of the top rope, but Liv moves out of the way. Kairi stumbles up to her feet. Liv drops her for a face breaker. Liv goes into the cover on Kairi Sane. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!] JR-Kairi took a chance that did not pay off. King-She’ll be back… (“The Crown” blasts on the PA system. Lazlo Veles walks out on the stage, and he enters the ring.) JR-Lazlo is looking to get into the race to reclaim the TV championship. King-Just think of the song he’ll have for it when he wins it back!! Kris Gaffney-You’re getting ahead of yourself The lights shut off with the thud of the main powerbreaker being switched. A silence is carried through the arena. Cochise by Audioslave begins to play as dozens of white robed Faith members begin entering the arena with lit candlesticks in hand. Single filed, one by one they all crawl into the ring and crowd together. Suddenly all the candles are blown out and the lights turn on. Father Atticus and Eris Albrite stands in the center of the ring surrounded by The Faith. He raises both arms above his head slowly and simultaneously the entire faith exits the ring and disperses through the crowd. Only Atticus and Eris remain in the ring. JR-Atticus Chambers was successful last week, this week he gets a quite the challenge in the form of the former TV champion Lazlo Veles. King-Christian wasn’t a challenge? Kris Gaffney-Won’t be answering that… [Atticus Chambers ducks under a fist as the bell rings of Lazlo Veles. Lazlo Veles turns around, and he gets hit with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Atticus Chambers whips him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Lazlo Veles. Veles bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying back elbow to the face of Lazlo Veles. This puts him down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He kicks him, and he goes for a ezuguri, and it lands on his head. Lazlo Veles staggers around. Atticus Chambers grabs Lazlo’s head, and he drops him with a sit down face buster. Atticus Chamber pushes him on his back. Atticus Chambers goes into the cover on Lazlo Veles. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Lazlo Veles. Lazlo Veles gets hit with a few stomps. After putting him on the mat. Atticus Chambers bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he comes down with a knee drop to the face. Lazlo Veles rolls away holding his face.Atticus Chamber waits for him to get up to his feet. Lazlo Veles staggers up to his feet, and he connects with a running drop kick that knocks him backwards, and Lazlo Veles falls back into the corner. Atticus Chambers closes the gap between him, and Lazlo Veles. Atticus Chambers hits a few kicks into the gut in the corner. Lazlo Veles clearly being effected with every kick. Atticus Chambers is backed up by the ref, and he listens. Once the ref gets off his case. He runs otwards where Lazlo Veles is, and he hits a monkey flip out of the corner. He goes flying across the ring, and he crashes down on the mat.] JR-Lazlo Veles needs to turn around this match. King-It’s not that easy JR. Kris Gaffney-Only when it is! [Lazlo Veles is slow to get up to his feet. Atticus Chambers measures up on Lazlo Veles, and he goes ofr a running boot to the face. Lazlo Veles ducks under, he hooks Atticus Chambers, and he hits a spinning fireman carry slam on the mat. Atticus Chambers is down on the mat. Lazlo Veles takes a few moments to rest up as he watches as Chambers is trying to pull himself up to his feet.] JR-This might be the point where Lazlo’s experience might win out in the end. King-Even though he really hasn’t been around much longer. Kris Gaffeny-Those extra weeks can mean all the difference. [Lazlo waits for Atticus Chambers to get up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, and he goes for the Lazlo Effect. Atticus moves out of the way. Lazlo turns right into a kick, and he drops him with an impaler DDT. Atticus Chambers goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Lazlo and he drops the Faith Fall on Lazlo. Atticus Chambers goes into the cover on Lazo. The ref counts 1…………2………3!! Atticus once again prays as Eris throws rose pedals over the downed Lazlo.] JR-Lazlo went for the Lazlo Effect, and it didn’t work out. King-Scott Tazte approves of this situation “Set The Stage” blasts on the PA system. Joey enters the arena with a burst of white pyro. He smashes two beers together and dumps them in his mouth. Before making his way toward the ring, two Applebees waitresses join his side with huge platters of chicken fingers. As they approach the stage the waitresses toss the chicken fingers into the crowd. JR-Joey was very impressive against EMF veteran Mr. Pony. King-Although, I wouldn’t be talking about Ariel Assassin, considering who he does commercials with. Kris Gaffney-Oh the humanity! Lights go black as RINGS OF SATURN - SENSELESS MASSACRE blasts over the loud speakers and smoke fills center stage. The lights begin flashing blue and red and from the rafters propels The Aerial Assassin James Iolana. Once close enough to the ring, James unlatches his harness, summersaults to his feet and bounces off of the ropes by his chest does a back-flip landing in a “superhero” landing position in the center of the ring. James looks up slowly, smiling and jumps up beating his chest as he runs to the turnbuckle and jumps on top holding his fist into the air. He turns and sits on the top turnbuckle, staring with a smile as he awaits the match to begin. JR-Jimmy Iolana is looking to set up a title match against Wade Wilson. First he needs to get through this match. (The camera pans over to show Ashley Irvine looking not please wearing her Belle dress, and brunette wig.) Ashley Irvine- Hey! Who’s the jerk that’s gonna hurt RACHEL. That wouldn’t be good! That’s a bad Ariel Assassin! Kris Gaffney-Because she dresses up like Ariel, she is Ariel? Ashley Irvine-That’s what I said!! Or I’ll…. she jumps on the table, and shakes fist [Joey Bones starts out with throwing a fist to the face of Jimmy Iolana, Jimmy absorbs it, and he hits one of his own. The two trade fists to the face, neither backing down. Jimmy Iolana finally gets hit with one that makes him back up into the ropes, and Jimmy Iolana tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. JImmmy Iolana waits as Joey Bones bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a running forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and Joey Bones hits a kick to the gut, and he sets up Jimmy Iolana, and he connects with a European upper cut that puts down Jimmy Iolana. He tries to get up to his feet using the ropes, and he pushes down on the throat of Jimmy Iolana. The ref gets to 4, and Joey Bones lets go of the choke hold on the second rope, and Joey Bones runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he comes down on the back of Jimmy Iolana. He stumbles up to his feet. Joey Bones motions for him to stumble where he wants him, and he kicks him in the gut, and he connects with the Iron Curtain. Joey goes into the cover on Jimmy Iolana. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Jimmy Iolana. Joey Bones doesn’t look too pleased, and he rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a chair, he slides into the ring, and he measures up, and he smashes Jimmy Iolana with the chair. Jimmy Iolana goes down, obviously his brain is scrambled from that last shot. Joey Bones puts the chair down on the mat. He calls for his finisher known as Stairway to Seven.] JR-Joey Bones is kicking the hell out of Jimmy Iolana. King-I got a feeling JR’s has a bias here, wonder why. Kris Gaffney-We’ll figure it out. [Joey lifts up Jimmy Iolana, and he tries to go for the Stairway to Seven, but it’s countered by Jimmy who hits a kneeling face buster on the chair. Joey Bone’s face goes hard into the steel chair. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Soon both wrestlers fight up to their feet. Joey Bones doesn’t seem to look too pleased with what happened, he runs otwards Jimmy Iolana, and he counters with a one man hot shot that sends him flying towards the top rope, and he hits the top rope hard. He staggers around. Jimmy Iolana hits a super kick that puts down on Joey Bones. Joey Bones rolls out of the ring. Jimmy Iolana takes a few moments to rest up, and after a few moments, he steps on the apron, and he jumps off of the apron, and he connects with a double axe handle on the back of Joey Bones. Joey Bones falls down to his knee’s, and he gets picked up by Jimmy Iolana. He gets lifted up, and he brings him over to the ring steps, and he smashes his head on the ring steps. Jimmy Iolana grabs Joey Bones, he backs up, and he walks around getting momentum, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. This causes the top of the steps to go flying. Jimmy Bones slowly rises up t his feets. Jimmy Iolana runs, and he connects with a running bulldog that sends him flying into the base of the steel steps face first. He doesn’t seem like he’s moving very much. Jimmmy Iolana picks him up, and he throws him into the ring.] JR-Jimmy Iolana is taking it to Joey Bones. King-Maybe he shouldn’t have drunk as much. Kris Gaffney-I doubt that he’d ever regret that. [Joey Bones gets picked up by Jimmy Iolana. Joey Bones counters with a jaw breaker. Jimmy Iolana stumbles backwards. Joey Bones kicks Jimmy Iolana in the gut that doubles him over. He sets him up into a power bomb position, he lifts him up. But before Joey Bones executes the move, Jimmy counters with a hurricananra pinning combination on Joey Bones. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!] JR-Joey Bones tried to finish this match, but Jimmy had an excellent counter to get the victory. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring. “The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder doesn’t seem to be a fan of the Melon Club. King-The Melon God’s probably aren’t a fan of him. Kris Gaffney-And if they are? King-Then it’s because they wanted to! Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring. Ecstasy of Gold by Metallica begins to play on the PA. System. The Stranger starts to walk down the ramp. He has a very cold look on his face but continues to walk to the ring and then enters the ring approaching very indifferent of the situation. JR-“Primetime” is coming off a victory last week over the Stranger. King-That’s why he build this house! Wasabi-You still mock me…gets hit with a rake [Zack Ryder, “Primetime” Bad Boy, Kenny Omegrape, and The Stranger wait for the bell to ring. Once it does, they wait for the first move. Zack Ryder ducks under an attack by “Primetime” Bad Boy. Zack Ryder hits a few fists to the face of “Primetime” Bad Boy. This backs him up, and Zack Ryder runs towards the “Primetime” Bad Boy, and he and Primetime go over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. Both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet on the outside of the ring. “Primetime” Bad Boy is less than thrilled with that out come, he runs towards Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying towards ring steps, and he hits hard into the ring steps face first. Zack Ryder gets ready as Primetime is on his hands, and knee’s, he runs towards “Primetime” he hits a kick to the ribs. This makes “Primetime’ Bad Boy roll away. He slowly fights up to his feet, and Zack Ryder hits a swinging neck breaker which sends “Primetime” Bad Boy down on the mat.] JR-This match has started very quickly. King-It’s hard to focus on one thing. Kris Gaffney-Indeed it is. [Zack Ryder grabs Primetime, and he throws him into the ring. He steps inside of the ring, and he waits for “Primetime” Bad Boy to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but it’s countered by “Primetime” Bad Boy, who throws Zack Ryder into the Stranger. Both wrestlers go down on the mat. The Stranger is first to get up to his feet. “Primetime” Bad Boy hits a kick to the gut, and he plants him down with a DDT into the mat. “Primetime” Bad Boy goes into the cover on the Stranger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……..Zack Ryder comes out of no where, and he makes the save with a diving elbow drop to break up the pin attempt. “Primetime” Bad Boy falls into the corner. Zack Ryder runs towards the corner. Primetime Bad Boy counters with a boot to the face. “Primetime” Bad Boy climbs up to the second rope. He measures up on Zack Ryder, he jumps off of, the second rope. He connects with a flying drop kick that puts him down on the mat with a missile drop kick.] King-Zack ran into that one. Kris Gaffney-LA J approves. [“Primetime” Bad Boy gets up to his feet, and he gets hit with a Singapore cane shot by Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape drives “Primetime” Bad Boy backwards, lifts him up, and drives him through a table in the corner. Kenny OMegrape goes into the cover on “Primetime” Bad Boy after pulling him to the middle of the ring. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…KICK OUT by “Primetime” Bad Boy. Kenny Omegrape doesn’t seem too pleased. He picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a knife edge chop to the chest. He kicks him in the gut, and he lifts him up, and drops him with a piledriver.] JR-Shades of the King. Kris Gaffney-Probably just as…if not more effective. [Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet. The Stranger lifts up Kenny Omegrape, and he drops him face first into the fireman carry into a knee to the face. Kenny Omegrape goes down on the mat. The Stranger falls down to a knee, and he calls for the end of the match. He picks up Kenny Omegrape, he sets him up into a power bomb position. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a sit down power bomb!!] JR-That could be it right there. King-Only if the Melon Gods say so. Kris Gaffney-Is there anything that the Melon Gods don’t have control of…what about vegetables? King-Everything has a reason…all will be revealed. Kris Gaffeny-I think I have broken King… [The Stranger gets up to his feet, but out of no where he gets hit with the Rough Ryder by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on The Stranger. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2……….3!!] JR-The Stranger landed his finisher, but knew he wouldn’t get the pin. It ended up giving Ryder the chance to land the Rough Ryder, and get the victory. Kris Gaffney-Maybe that will help figuring out who he is. (Zack celebrates as Shockwave goes off of the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We fade into the arena. The lights are turn off. Pyrotechnics blasts down from the top of the Shockwave stage. They hit the stage. The lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs as the camera scans around the crowd. After getting a few shots of the crowd. The camera gets a zoomed out shot. It displays the location information.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from San Antonio, Texas. Welcome to another edition of Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I am joined as always by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight the card will determine the future of the title pictures of various titles.

King-Plus one that will determine the fate of Ariel.

Kris Gaffney-Were going to ride that joke into the ground tonight, right?

King-Feels like the right thing to do.

JR-Let’s get started with the first match.

(“Mr. Pony’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Mr Pony walks out to the ring with his wife Emmalina Pony. He slides into the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Mr. Pony and Joey Bones had quite the battle last week.

King-This is the longest Emmalina has stayed on TV!!

Kris Gaffney-Different Emmalina.

King-It can be whatever I say it is!

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda can take people off guard at times.

King-Were all surprised he can pry himself out of bed these days.

Kris Gaffney-One miracle at a time.

"Sharp Dressed Man" By ZZ Top begins to play as Reginald Harthorn steps out from behind the curtain in a black suit. As he walks to the ring he has an arrogant look on his face as he starts to undo his clothing dropping pieces of it on the ramp as he makes his way to the ring. By the time he gets to the ring he is in just his wrestling attire and runs his hands through his hair flicking them forward as if to flick sweat toward the audience (think Rick Rude style from the 90s) And waits for the match to begin.

JR-Reginald has taken a few losses recently, but we know he’s a hell of a talent.

King- Maybe this explains why he should try.

Kris Gaffney-Guess so.

[Tony Ikeda, Mr. Pony, and Reginald stand in the middle of the ring. The bell rings. Tony Ikeda runs towards Mr. Pony. Mr. Pony is able to counter with a front drop kick that makes him stumble backwards. Reginald Harthorn tries to attack Mr. Pony from behind, but Mr. Pony senses it coming, and he throws Reginald Harthorn into Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda stumbles towards the ropes, and he falls out of the ropes. Tony Ikeda hits into the mat. Mr. Pony lift up Reginald Harthorn, and he drops him with an inverted atomic drop. Mr. Pony runs towards Reginald Harthorn, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker on Reginald Harthorn. Mr. Pony goes into the cover on Reginald Harthorn. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………2…………KICK OUT by Reginald Harthorn. As this is going on Tony Ikeda has gotten on the apron. Mr. Pony gets up, and he quickly runs towards the ropes. He jumps off of the ropes, and he connects with a chuck kick to the side of the head. Tony Ikeda fly’s off of the apron, and he crashes down on the mat.]

JR-Mr. Pony connects with the flying kick to the side of Tony’s face.

King-That makes him sadddddd.

Kris Gaffney-Now you’re reminding me of Ashley Irvine.

[Mr. Pony waits for Tony Ikeda to get up, and he sling shots himself over the top rope, but Tony Ikeda dives out of the way. As Mr. Pony see’s this he tries to land on his feet, and he does. Tony thinking quick on his feet runs up behind Mr. Pony, he hooks him, and he drops him with a full nelson slam which splats him on the mat. Tony Ikeda falls down on one knee after being hit with that kick to the head. Tony Ikeda rests up, and he grabs Mr. Pony, and he throws him into the ring.]

JR-Tony Ikeda took advantage of that situation, but couldn’t capitalize on it.

King-You know…I could have sworn there was a time when Tony use to end matches with that move.

Kris Gaffney-That never happened!!

[Tony Ikeda slides into the ring, and he waits for Mr. Pony to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hooks on another full nelson, but Mr. Pony counters with a snap mare. Tony Ikeda goes flying, and he gets up. Reginald Harthorn hooks him, and he hits a release german suplex. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet by the ropes. Reginald Harthorn runs otwards the ropes, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks Tony Ikeda over the top rope, and down to the floor.]

JR-Reginald Harthorn trying to cause separation to maybe attempt to get the victory.

Kris Gaffney-Did he create enough time.

[Reginald Harthorn turns around right into the finisher by Mr. Pony. Mr. Pony gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda is already back into the ring. Tony Ikeda hooks Mr. Pony, and drops him with the full nelson suplex. Which makes Mr. Pony fall out of the ring. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Reginald Harthorn. The ref counts 1………….2………..3!!]

JR-Tony was able to recover quickly to get the victory.

(“Kairi Sane’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Kairi Sane walks out on the stage, and she enters the ring.)

JR-Kairi Sane is looking to get her first win.

King-This next match isn’t going to be easy.

Kris Gaffney-If only she had the Lethal Weapon by her side.

(“Liv Morgan’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Liv Morgan steps out on the stage, and she enters the ring.)

JR-Liv has had quite the busy week.

King-She clearly has taken the Badd Boy route with the puns.

[Liv Morgan runs towards Kairi Sane, and she hits a few clubbing blows to the face. Liv Morgan tries to whip Kairi Sane to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Kairi. Kairi Sane bounces off of the ropes. Liv grabs Kairi Sane’s head, and she throws it hard into the mat. Kairi Sane’s face bounces off of the mat, she staggers up to her feet. Liv Morgan picks up Kairi Sane, and she pushes back Kairi Sane into the corner, and Liv Morgan runs to the corner, and she hits a running knee into the gut. Liv Morgan brings her out of the corner, she hooks her, and she hits a t-bone suplex that sends Kairi Sane flying through the air, and she crashes down on the mat. Liv Morgan is slow to get up to her feet, and once she gets up, she’s dazed. Kairi Sane gets picked up, she gets hit with a few forearm shots to the face of Kairi Sane. Kairi dazes tries to go for a fist, she ducks under, she ducks under, and she connects with a Russian leg sweep that puts down Kairi Sane. Liv Morgan climbs up to the second rope, and she measures up on Kairi Sane, she jumps off of the second rope. She connects with a flying elbow drop on Kairi Sane. Liv Morgan goes into the cover on Kairi Sane. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Kairi Sane. Liv Morgan looks annoyed, she brings up Kairi Sane, and she hooks on a chin lock.]

JR-Liv Morgan almost got three count.

King-She only Liv’s once.

Kris Gaffney-And other Liv pun’s.

[Kairi Sane gets up to her feet, and once she gets up to her feet. She backs up into the ropes. She whips Liv Morgan off of the move, and she bounces off of the ropes. Kairi Sane hits a drop kick that puts Liv Morgan. Liv gets up to her feet. Kairi Sane waits for her. She kicks Liv Morgan in the gut, she double under hooks Kairi Sane, and she hooks Liv Morgan. She lifts her, and drops her with a double under hook back breaker. Kairi Sane takes a few moments to rest up. After a few moments Liv Morgan is getting up to her feet. Kairi Sane picks up Liv Morgan, and she puts her down with a body slam. She goes to the outside of the ring, she starts to climb up to the top rope for what seems to be her elbow drop.]

JR-It looks like Kairi Sane is going to take a chance.

King-Sora won’t be able to get her out of this one.

Kris Gaffney-You know he will…

[Kairi jumps off of the top rope, but Liv moves out of the way. Kairi stumbles up to her feet. Liv drops her for a face breaker. Liv goes into the cover on Kairi Sane. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-Kairi took a chance that did not pay off.

King-She’ll be back…

(“The Crown” blasts on the PA system. Lazlo Veles walks out on the stage, and he enters the ring.)

JR-Lazlo is looking to get into the race to reclaim the TV championship.

King-Just think of the song he’ll have for it when he wins it back!!

Kris Gaffney-You’re getting ahead of yourself

The lights shut off with the thud of the main powerbreaker being switched. A silence is carried through the arena. Cochise by Audioslave begins to play as dozens of white robed Faith members begin entering the arena with lit candlesticks in hand. Single filed, one by one they all crawl into the ring and crowd together. Suddenly all the candles are blown out and the lights turn on. Father Atticus and Eris Albrite stands in the center of the ring surrounded by The Faith. He raises both arms above his head slowly and simultaneously the entire faith exits the ring and disperses through the crowd. Only Atticus and Eris remain in the ring.

JR-Atticus Chambers was successful last week, this week he gets a quite the challenge in the form of the former TV champion Lazlo Veles.

King-Christian wasn’t a challenge?

Kris Gaffney-Won’t be answering that…

[Atticus Chambers ducks under a fist as the bell rings of Lazlo Veles. Lazlo Veles turns around, and he gets hit with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Atticus Chambers whips him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Lazlo Veles. Veles bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying back elbow to the face of Lazlo Veles. This puts him down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He kicks him, and he goes for a ezuguri, and it lands on his head. Lazlo Veles staggers around. Atticus Chambers grabs Lazlo’s head, and he drops him with a sit down face buster. Atticus Chamber pushes him on his back. Atticus Chambers goes into the cover on Lazlo Veles. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Lazlo Veles. Lazlo Veles gets hit with a few stomps. After putting him on the mat. Atticus Chambers bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he comes down with a knee drop to the face. Lazlo Veles rolls away holding his face.Atticus Chamber waits for him to get up to his feet. Lazlo Veles staggers up to his feet, and he connects with a running drop kick that knocks him backwards, and Lazlo Veles falls back into the corner. Atticus Chambers closes the gap between him, and Lazlo Veles. Atticus Chambers hits a few kicks into the gut in the corner. Lazlo Veles clearly being effected with every kick. Atticus Chambers is backed up by the ref, and he listens. Once the ref gets off his case. He runs otwards where Lazlo Veles is, and he hits a monkey flip out of the corner. He goes flying across the ring, and he crashes down on the mat.]

JR-Lazlo Veles needs to turn around this match.

King-It’s not that easy JR.

Kris Gaffney-Only when it is!

[Lazlo Veles is slow to get up to his feet. Atticus Chambers measures up on Lazlo Veles, and he goes ofr a running boot to the face. Lazlo Veles ducks under, he hooks Atticus Chambers, and he hits a spinning fireman carry slam on the mat. Atticus Chambers is down on the mat. Lazlo Veles takes a few moments to rest up as he watches as Chambers is trying to pull himself up to his feet.]

JR-This might be the point where Lazlo’s experience might win out in the end.

King-Even though he really hasn’t been around much longer.

Kris Gaffeny-Those extra weeks can mean all the difference.

[Lazlo waits for Atticus Chambers to get up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut, and he goes for the Lazlo Effect. Atticus moves out of the way. Lazlo turns right into a kick, and he drops him with an impaler DDT. Atticus Chambers goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Lazlo and he drops the Faith Fall on Lazlo. Atticus Chambers goes into the cover on Lazo. The ref counts 1…………2………3!! Atticus once again prays as Eris throws rose pedals over the downed Lazlo.]

JR-Lazlo went for the Lazlo Effect, and it didn’t work out.

King-Scott Tazte approves of this situation

“Set The Stage” blasts on the PA system. Joey enters the arena with a burst of white pyro. He smashes two beers together and dumps them in his mouth. Before making his way toward the ring, two Applebees waitresses join his side with huge platters of chicken fingers. As they approach the stage the waitresses toss the chicken fingers into the crowd.

JR-Joey was very impressive against EMF veteran Mr. Pony.

King-Although, I wouldn’t be talking about Ariel Assassin, considering who he does commercials with.

Kris Gaffney-Oh the humanity!

Lights go black as RINGS OF SATURN - SENSELESS MASSACRE blasts over the loud speakers and smoke fills center stage. The lights begin flashing blue and red and from the rafters propels The Aerial Assassin James Iolana. Once close enough to the ring, James unlatches his harness, summersaults to his feet and bounces off of the ropes by his chest does a back-flip landing in a “superhero” landing position in the center of the ring. James looks up slowly, smiling and jumps up beating his chest as he runs to the turnbuckle and jumps on top holding his fist into the air. He turns and sits on the top turnbuckle, staring with a smile as he awaits the match to begin.

JR-Jimmy Iolana is looking to set up a title match against Wade Wilson. First he needs to get through this match.

(The camera pans over to show Ashley Irvine looking not please wearing her Belle dress, and brunette wig.)

Ashley Irvine- Hey! Who’s the jerk that’s gonna hurt RACHEL. That wouldn’t be good! That’s a bad Ariel Assassin!

Kris Gaffney-Because she dresses up like Ariel, she is Ariel?

Ashley Irvine-That’s what I said!! Or I’ll…. *she jumps on the table, and shakes fist*

[Joey Bones starts out with throwing a fist to the face of Jimmy Iolana, Jimmy absorbs it, and he hits one of his own. The two trade fists to the face, neither backing down. Jimmy Iolana finally gets hit with one that makes him back up into the ropes, and Jimmy Iolana tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. JImmmy Iolana waits as Joey Bones bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a running forearm shot to the face that knocks him down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, and Joey Bones hits a kick to the gut, and he sets up Jimmy Iolana, and he connects with a European upper cut that puts down Jimmy Iolana. He tries to get up to his feet using the ropes, and he pushes down on the throat of Jimmy Iolana. The ref gets to 4, and Joey Bones lets go of the choke hold on the second rope, and Joey Bones runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he comes down on the back of Jimmy Iolana. He stumbles up to his feet. Joey Bones motions for him to stumble where he wants him, and he kicks him in the gut, and he connects with the Iron Curtain. Joey goes into the cover on Jimmy Iolana. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Jimmy Iolana. Joey Bones doesn’t look too pleased, and he rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a chair, he slides into the ring, and he measures up, and he smashes Jimmy Iolana with the chair. Jimmy Iolana goes down, obviously his brain is scrambled from that last shot. Joey Bones puts the chair down on the mat. He calls for his finisher known as Stairway to Seven.]

JR-Joey Bones is kicking the hell out of Jimmy Iolana.

King-I got a feeling JR’s has a bias here, wonder why.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll figure it out.

[Joey lifts up Jimmy Iolana, and he tries to go for the Stairway to Seven, but it’s countered by Jimmy who hits a kneeling face buster on the chair. Joey Bone’s face goes hard into the steel chair. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Soon both wrestlers fight up to their feet. Joey Bones doesn’t seem to look too pleased with what happened, he runs otwards Jimmy Iolana, and he counters with a one man hot shot that sends him flying towards the top rope, and he hits the top rope hard. He staggers around. Jimmy Iolana hits a super kick that puts down on Joey Bones. Joey Bones rolls out of the ring. Jimmy Iolana takes a few moments to rest up, and after a few moments, he steps on the apron, and he jumps off of the apron, and he connects with a double axe handle on the back of Joey Bones. Joey Bones falls down to his knee’s, and he gets picked up by Jimmy Iolana. He gets lifted up, and he brings him over to the ring steps, and he smashes his head on the ring steps. Jimmy Iolana grabs Joey Bones, he backs up, and he walks around getting momentum, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. This causes the top of the steps to go flying. Jimmy Bones slowly rises up t his feets. Jimmy Iolana runs, and he connects with a running bulldog that sends him flying into the base of the steel steps face first. He doesn’t seem like he’s moving very much. Jimmmy Iolana picks him up, and he throws him into the ring.]

JR-Jimmy Iolana is taking it to Joey Bones.

King-Maybe he shouldn’t have drunk as much.

Kris Gaffney-I doubt that he’d ever regret that.

[Joey Bones gets picked up by Jimmy Iolana. Joey Bones counters with a jaw breaker. Jimmy Iolana stumbles backwards. Joey Bones kicks Jimmy Iolana in the gut that doubles him over. He sets him up into a power bomb position, he lifts him up. But before Joey Bones executes the move, Jimmy counters with a hurricananra pinning combination on Joey Bones. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Joey Bones tried to finish this match, but Jimmy had an excellent counter to get the victory.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring. “The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder doesn’t seem to be a fan of the Melon Club.

King-The Melon God’s probably aren’t a fan of him.

Kris Gaffney-And if they are?

King-Then it’s because they wanted to!

Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring. Ecstasy of Gold by Metallica begins to play on the PA. System. The Stranger starts to walk down the ramp. He has a very cold look on his face but continues to walk to the ring and then enters the ring approaching very indifferent of the situation.

JR-“Primetime” is coming off a victory last week over the Stranger.

King-That’s why he build this house!

Wasabi-You still mock me…*gets hit with a rake*

[Zack Ryder, “Primetime” Bad Boy, Kenny Omegrape, and The Stranger wait for the bell to ring. Once it does, they wait for the first move. Zack Ryder ducks under an attack by “Primetime” Bad Boy. Zack Ryder hits a few fists to the face of “Primetime” Bad Boy. This backs him up, and Zack Ryder runs towards the “Primetime” Bad Boy, and he and Primetime go over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. Both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet on the outside of the ring. “Primetime” Bad Boy is less than thrilled with that out come, he runs towards Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying towards ring steps, and he hits hard into the ring steps face first. Zack Ryder gets ready as Primetime is on his hands, and knee’s, he runs towards “Primetime” he hits a kick to the ribs. This makes “Primetime’ Bad Boy roll away. He slowly fights up to his feet, and Zack Ryder hits a swinging neck breaker which sends “Primetime” Bad Boy down on the mat.]

JR-This match has started very quickly.

King-It’s hard to focus on one thing.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed it is.

[Zack Ryder grabs Primetime, and he throws him into the ring. He steps inside of the ring, and he waits for “Primetime” Bad Boy to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but it’s countered by “Primetime” Bad Boy, who throws Zack Ryder into the Stranger. Both wrestlers go down on the mat. The Stranger is first to get up to his feet. “Primetime” Bad Boy hits a kick to the gut, and he plants him down with a DDT into the mat. “Primetime” Bad Boy goes into the cover on the Stranger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……..Zack Ryder comes out of no where, and he makes the save with a diving elbow drop to break up the pin attempt. “Primetime” Bad Boy falls into the corner. Zack Ryder runs towards the corner. Primetime Bad Boy counters with a boot to the face. “Primetime” Bad Boy climbs up to the second rope. He measures up on Zack Ryder, he jumps off of, the second rope. He connects with a flying drop kick that puts him down on the mat with a missile drop kick.]

King-Zack ran into that one.

Kris Gaffney-LA J approves.

[“Primetime” Bad Boy gets up to his feet, and he gets hit with a Singapore cane shot by Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape drives “Primetime” Bad Boy backwards, lifts him up, and drives him through a table in the corner. Kenny OMegrape goes into the cover on “Primetime” Bad Boy after pulling him to the middle of the ring. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…KICK OUT by “Primetime” Bad Boy. Kenny Omegrape doesn’t seem too pleased. He picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he hits a knife edge chop to the chest. He kicks him in the gut, and he lifts him up, and drops him with a piledriver.]

JR-Shades of the King.

Kris Gaffney-Probably just as…if not more effective.

[Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet. The Stranger lifts up Kenny Omegrape, and he drops him face first into the fireman carry into a knee to the face. Kenny Omegrape goes down on the mat. The Stranger falls down to a knee, and he calls for the end of the match. He picks up Kenny Omegrape, he sets him up into a power bomb position. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a sit down power bomb!!]

JR-That could be it right there.

King-Only if the Melon Gods say so.

Kris Gaffney-Is there anything that the Melon Gods don’t have control of…what about vegetables?

King-Everything has a reason…all will be revealed.

Kris Gaffeny-I think I have broken King…

[The Stranger gets up to his feet, but out of no where he gets hit with the Rough Ryder by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on The Stranger. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2……….3!!]

JR-The Stranger landed his finisher, but knew he wouldn’t get the pin. It ended up giving Ryder the chance to land the Rough Ryder, and get the victory.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe that will help figuring out who he is.

(Zack celebrates as Shockwave goes off of the air.)