EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, as we go into the Shockwave video. Once that ends we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. Once the fireworks end, the lights to reveal the fans yelling and waving their signs. Some say "Leave the memories of the computer alone! RIP 2003-2009", "I want to be in a mental hospital!", and "The mob is in Bad Company.")

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, we have quite a show tonight. Hello I'm good ol' JR, along side Jerry "the King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-Headlined by the Coma Pit by Chris Legend, and Ville Vesneski.

Kris Gaffney-That match is personal.

King-So are other matches.

("Abyss' theme" blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring, doing his usual poses, he gets in the ring and waits for his opponent.

JR-This man is very dangerous.

King- Seems we get a lot of talent from the mental hospital.

Kris Gaffney-Well…guess being crazy isn't a bad thing in this job.

("Boom" blasts on the PA system as Rip Extreme walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-While the Extremes have no fear, Rip's gotta be wondering what he has to do in this match.

King-Sure it has something with a table on fire.

Kris Gaffney-That's probably all he thinks about…

[Rip Extreme doesn't know what to make of this monster, and decides to do what first comes to mind…fighting like hell. He hits a few fists to the face, but it doesn't seem to really phase Abyss. Abyss pushes down Rip Extreme, Rip Extreme does a backwards summersault. He gets up to his feet, and Abyss goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Rip Extreme, and Rip Extreme goes for, and connects with a standing leg lariat. This stuns Abyss a little bit, enough for Rip Extreme to get up to his feet, and hits a few fists to the face. Abyss stumbles backwards, and Rip Extreme tries to whip Rip Extreme to the ropes, but it's reversed, and Rip Extreme bounces off of the ropes, and Abyss tries to pick up Rip Extreme up. But Rip Extreme is able to shift his weight fairly quickly, and falls behind Abyss. Rip Extreme pushes Abyss forward, and he almost goes into the ref, who dives out of the way. Unfortunately for Abyss this creates a blind spot for the ref, and Rip Extreme is able to get away with a low blow kick. Abyss is in pain, and Rip Extreme sets up Abyss, and hits a quick, but effective DDT. Sensing that he might be able to get out of this match with a win, Rip Extreme quickly goes into the cover, and gets a 1…………………..2…………………….kick out by Abyss with authority.]

JR-Rip Extreme can't believe what it took to take this monster down.

Christian-I'm not…

King-With good reason!

[Rip Extreme gets up to his feet, he see's Abyss getting up to his feet, and he quickly hits a low drop kcik to knock him back down to the mat. Rip Extreme climbs out to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. But Rip Extreme is caught off guard by Abyss who has gotten up before Rip Extreme thought he would, and slams him off of the top rope. Rip Extreme gets back up in the opposite side corner from the turnbuckle he was just in, and gets hit with a running splash in the corner by Abyss. Abyss whips Rip Extreme to the other side of the ring, and as Rip Extreme crashes into the corner. Abyss goes for another splash, but Rip Extreme moves out of the way, Abyss backs up, and Rip Extreme runs at Abyss right into the black hole slam!! Abyss goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………..2……………………3!]

King-That was unusually fast for matches here.

JR-Guess we know Abyss isn't someone to mess with...

Kris Gaffney-Guess not..

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the irng, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rad Hazard is still trying to get back to where he once was.

King-Well, he's been through a lot, I guess we can't accuse him of quitting.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Big Sal walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This would help the newly named Bad Company gain some steam.

King-Suppose change tends to help.

Kris Gaffney-Worked for the Washington Bullets….eeerrr…but example.

[Big Sal and Rad Hazard stare down at each other, and all of a sudden Big Sal goes for a fist to the face. But it's ducked under, and Rad Hazard waits as Big Sal turns around, and once Big Sal does, Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face of Big Sal. Big Sal seemly is a little effected by moves, but not a lot. Rad Hazard goes for a fist to the face, but it's blocked by Big Sal. Big Sal hits a head butt on Rad Hazard that brings him down to the mat. Rad Hazard gets up dazed, and Big Sal takes Rad Hazard and hits a big hip toss that sends Rad Hazard flying through the air, and crashing on the mat. Rad Hazard slowly gets up to his feet in the corner, and out of no where, he gets hit with a big body avalanche that crashes Rad Hazard in the corner, and Big Sal backs out of the corner as Rad Hazard stumbles out of the corner. Big Sal lifts up Rad Hazard over his head with a military press, and holds him up in the air for a few moments, and then drops him down on the military press slam. Big Sal waits for Rad Hazard to get up to his feet. Big Sal goes for a inverted Russian leg sweep, but it's countered with a few elbows to the side of the head by Rad Hazard. This stuns Big Sal, Rad Hazard takes a few steps back as big Sal is stunned, and runs at Big Sal, and goes for a clothesline. But Big Sal ducks under, and Rad Hazard goes to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard tries to do some move, but we will never find out what he was going for as Big Sal counters it with a big boot to the face that knocks down Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard slowly gets up to his feet, as Big Sal ready's himself, as he turns around and Big Sal grabs Rad Hazard by the neck, lifts him up and hits a sit down two handed choke bomb, and goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………2………………………kick out by Rad Hazard. Big Sal doesn't argue the call, rather he pulls up Rad Hazard in a sitting position, and puts on a nerve hold. The ref asks Rad Hazard if he wants to give it up, but Rad Hazard refuses as he tries to find a way out of the hold, he tries to get up. But Big Sal tries puts on the hold with more pressure, and it looks like Rad Hazard might be going out because of it.]

JR-Big Sal might have the win here.

King-Well if Rad Hazard doesn't want questions about his conditioning…he'll have to fight out of this.

Kris Gaffney-Guess were about to find out more about the ring rust

[The ref notices that Rad Hazard might be out, so the ref decides to check Rad Hazard's arm. It drops once….twice…just before the third time Rad Hazard shoots up his arm, and starts to get a rush of adrenaline. Rad Hazard climbs up to his feet, and hits a few elbows to the gut of Big Sal. Finally Rad Hazard is able to break the hold, and Rad Hazard runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Big Sal goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Rad Hazard. Big Sal turns around, and Rad Hazard hits a standing drop kick that stuns Big Sal. Big Sal stumbles to the ropes, and Big Sal bounces back.. Rad Hazard kicks Big Sal gets kicked in the gut, and Rad Hazard hits a DDT that drives Big Sal into the mat. But it seems that he's not down enough to go for the cover, and is trying to get up to his feet as it is anyways. So Rad Hazard waits for Big Sal to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard hits a standing drop kick that stumbles him backwards. Rad Hazard measures him up, and charges at Big Sal. But Big Sal is able to counter with a back body drop. But Rad Hazard land on the apron on his feet, Big Sal turns around, and Rad Hazard counters it with a hang man that stumbles Big Sal into the middle of the ring. Rad Hazard goes up to the ropes, and measures up Big Sal. Once he's where he wants him, he leaps off of the top rope, and catches Big Sal with a flying back elbow. This knocks down Big Sal, Rad Hazard decides to try to see if he get the pin on the bigger man with this advantage. He goes into the cover, and the ref counts 1…………………..2………………..Big Sal kicks out with authority!]

JR-Rad Hazard will have to stay focused to put this match away.

King-Even if he wins, I doubt he'll actually win.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah the mob don't let go of things easily.

[Rad Hazard gets up, and waits for Big Sal to get up to his feet, and Rad Hazard goes for the Realization, but Big Sal throws Rad Hazard hard into the ring post. Rad Hazard stumbles out of the corner. Big Sal grabs Rad Hazard by the throat, and hits a choke slam on Rad Hazard. He pulls up Rad Hazard from the mat, and sets him up, and hits the Final Execution! Big Sal goes into the cover on Rad Hazard, and the ref counts the 1…………………2…………………….3!]

JR-Big Sal caught Rad Hazard out of no where with choke slam, which lead to his downfall.

King-Guess you can't be perfect in come backs.

("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-This is a very fitting theme for SammyExtreme.

King-If by everything, you mean tables.

Kris Gaffney-That's most likely.

("Firestorm's theme" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I'm unsure whether or not Firestorm has ADD, or is patient.

King-Probably a mixture of both.

Kris Gaffney-Probably.

[Firestorm and SammyExtreme pace around the ring, and lock up. Firestorm puts SammyExtreme in a headlock, and SammyExtreme hits a few elbows to the gut, and this stuns Firestorm, and Firestorm. SammyExtreme runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Firestorm goes for a clothesline, but SammyExtreme ducks under, and continues to the other side of the ring. He continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the opposite side ropes, and SammyExtreme goes for a GORE. But Firestorm is able to side step it, and Firestorm is able to throw SammyExtreme over the top rope, and SammyExtreme crashes on the mat. Firestorm measures up for his next move as SammyExtreme is slow to get up to his feet, and Firestorm runs to the ropes, and leaps on the ropes, and spring boards over the top rope, and catches SammyExtreme with a corss body block. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Slowly they both get up at about the same time, and SammyExtreme tries to get this match under his control by hitting a knee lift to the gut and that stuns Firestorm, and SammyExtreme tries to whip Firestorm to the steps, but it's reversed, and Firestorm crashes into the steps. Firestorm grabs SammyExtreme by the hair, and throws him into the ring. Firestorm takes a few moment to yell at some people in the front row, and then climbs up to the apron, but seemly he had taken too much time. Firestorm hits a shoulder block on SammyExtreme. This doubles over SammyExtreme, and Firestorm sling shots himself over the top rope, and tries to do a sun set flip. But SammyExtreme is able to keep his balance, but seems to be losing his balance. But SammyExtreme is able to grab the ropes, and regain his balance all the way, and he throws a fist to Firestorm. But he moves out of the way. SammyExtreme hurts his hand. He turns around, and Firestorm kicks SammyExtreme in the gut. Firestorm sets up SammyExtreme in vertical suplex, he lifts him up, and then drops him for a brain buster on SammyExtreme. Firestorm pulls SammyExtreme far away from the ropes, and goes into the cover on SammyExtreme, and gets the 1………………..2…………………..kick out by SammyExtreme.]

King-Come on Firestorm! Do it for the computer!

JR-Huh?

King-Eeerrr…I don't know…

[Firestorm shakes his head, and pulls up SammyExtreme to his feet, and hits a body slam on SammyExtreme. Firestorm climbs out of the ring, and up to the top rope. He sets up, and goes for a elbow drop. But it's countered by SammyExtreme who puts up his boot to the face of Firestorm. Firestorm falls to the mat, and SammyExtreme can now rest up as he crawls into the corner. As he gets up to his feet, Firestorm see's SammyExtreme and goes for a splash in the corner, but Sammy Extreme ducks out of the way. Firestorm stays in the corner, and SammyExtreme hits a splash in the corner. Firestorm stumbles backwards out of the corner. SammyExtreme hits a spinning torture rack slam on Firestorm, both wrestlers are down on the mat, and SammyExtreme takes his time to rest up. Firestorm and SammyExtreme get up to his feet, and Firestorm goes for a fist, but it's blocked, and Firestorm returns it. Firestorm goes for a wild fist on SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme ducks it, and sets up, and hits an atomic drop on Firestorm, Firestorm stumbles forward, and hits the ropes, and goes backwards. SammyExtreme hits a belly to back suplex that connects. SammyExtreme takes a few moments to rest up, and hits a running clothesline that connects on Firestorm, and Firestorm goes down to the mat. SammyExtreme hits a few fists to the face of Firestorm. SammyExtreme tries to whip Firestorm off of the ropes. SammyExtreme hits a falling spinebuster on Firestorm.]

JR-SammyExtreme is gaining momentum here.

King-Just a matter of him staying away from bringing a table.

Kris Gaffney-The urge will aways be there.

[SammyExtreme signals for Firestorm to get up to his feet, and Firestorm stumbles up to his feet. SammyExtreme charges at Firestorm for the Gore, but Firestorm is able to side step SammyExtreme, and throws him into the turnbuckle. SammyExtreme stumbles out of the corner, and Firestorm kicks SammyExtreme in the gut, sets up Firestorm, then hits the Firestarter! Firestorm goes into the cover on SammyExtreme, and the ref counts 1…………………2……………………3!]

JR-Firestorm has won this match!

King-Well…this probably made X-Tazte happy.

Kris Gaffney-What about MVP?

King-Oh…well…he can't be too pleased

(Firestorm turns around, and gets blasted with the IC title by MVP. He looks down at the downed Firestorm, and says a few things at Firestorm. Then holds up the IC title, and walks back to the back.)

JR-Seemly he's not as angry as you thought.

King-Guess not.

{After the match Firestorm and Sammy Extreme were still in the ring when the lights went off. "Never Gonna Take Me Down" was playing as the lights came up and X-Tazte was standing right in between them. X-Tazte turned around and took a swing knocking down Firestorm. Then X-Tazte turned the other way and gave a haymaker to Sammy Extreme. Firestorm still prone from the attack by MVP decides to roll out of the ring, and after SammyExtreme is knocked down so does SammyExtreme. X-Tazte looked at them both then the lights went out, and came back on a second later and he was gone.}

(note: Aw, double run in. Had to figure how to manage them, luckily they fit into each other well.)

Main event here

*Just as Shockwave was going off of the air the camera came up in a shot chasing in the parking lot. As the camera man caught up to the scene Tony "The Badd Boy" Ikeda was standing over an unconscious X-Tazte.*

Tony "The Badd Boy" Ikeda: Somebody get this man some help! Someone had better find Scott Tazte and tell him to RUN! He wants to attack my man, I'm going to HUNT HIM DOWN!

*With that Shockwave went off of the air with The Badd Boy still kneeling next to X-Tazte.*

The ring crew comes out after the last match start to take down one side of the ring ropes. While they put light tubes on the other side and lower the side of the cage panel to the other side and replace the ropes with barbwire on the last side. Finally they remove the padded mats and lay barbwire and tacks all around the ring. We get a camera view of the pit and the scaffolding next to it. Then we go to ringside.

Enter the Sandman blares through the speakers and Chris Legend walks onto the stage with street clothes on. He walks past the Coma pit briefly looking down before heading to the ring

King: Chris X might be looking at his fate.

JR: Chris Legend.

KG: Name or not both of them are going to be in pain.

Come out and play plays and Ville comes out pushing a shopping cart that as barbwire wrapped around it with various weapons in it. He stops short of the pit and looks down then does his wingspan to the crowd before pointing to Chris who is in the ring. He then continues to push the shopping cart to the ring.

JR: This man is quite sick in the head.

KG: You have to be sick in the head to even dare enter this match. Ville slides in the ring and stands in his corner, he then taunts Chris with the wingspan Chris flips him off in retaliation. The bell rings and both men run at each other swinging, Ville getting the upper hand in the bout knocking Chris down and starts to run his elbow into Chris’s face. Ville gets up and flips Chris off, but Chris catches him with a kick to the face and then kips up and lands a few fist to the face of Ville. Chris then drops Ville with a super kick. Chris quickly goes to the shopping cart and grabs a chair, turning to Ville who is halfway up Chris cracks him in the skull. Ville drops to his knees and has a dazed look on his face as Chris comes down again with a chair shot. Ville Veneski goes into the corner, Chris Legend hits a few stomps in the corner after dropping the chair. Then follows it up with a boot to the throat, the ref warns him, but can't do much about it. Chris Legend lets go of the choke hold, and grabs the chair from the mat. Chris Legend measures up on Ville Venseski in the corner, and hits a delayed drop kick with the chair that cracks Ville Veneski right in the face. Chris Legend holds up the chair to the approval of the crowd.

JR: This is Chris’s chance, remember folks you must pin the other man to be able to throw them in the pit.

King: Can’t forget the pit must be on fire.

KG:…damn flames.

Chris throws the chair down, he waits for Ville Vesneski to get up, and hooks Ville up for the Chaos theory, But Ville struggles and runs Chris right into the light tubes, breaking a few of them. Chris yells in pain as Ville stumbles away and grabs the chair. Looking at Chris he wings with all his might and lets the chair fly right into Chris’s head. Chris’s body crumbles and Ville walks over and places his foot on his chest. 1..2.. Kickout! Ville looks shocked as he begins to stomp Chris’s face over and over. He then goes over to the shopping cart and grabs a kendo stick.

King: Ville with yet another weapon.

JR: Get use to it.

KG: As long as he stays away with that I’m fine. Kendo sticks bad!.

Sandman comes up and hits Kris with his kendo stick.

King:….

JR: Guess he heard you.

Ville walks over to Chris and goes to stick but Chris rolls out of the way and quickly gets to his feet. He starts climbing the cage. He gets to the top and Ville is on his way up, kendo stick between his teeth. He gets to the top and Chris unloads with a punch that knocks the Kendo stick out of Ville’s mouth and to that barbwire below. Ville is reeling and Chris slightly stands up and pulls Ville up as well, hooks him up for the Chaos Theory and nails it off the cage and to the outside. It looks like a car crash as Chris isn’t moving, but neither is Ville. After sometime, Ville gets up and stumbles over to the ring and gets back in, and then falls to his knees, as Blood is flowing from his forehead. Looking behind him, he sees Chris standing up also bleeding quite badly. Ville Veneski goes for a wild punch to the face of Chris Legend, but Chris Legend ducks it, and hits a belly to back suplex. Chris Legend is still stunned from the fall, and decides to try his luck trying the same move that he did to try to keep Ville Veneski down. But Ville Vesneski rolls out of the back, and hits a low blow to Chris Legend. Chris Legend falls to his knee's in pain. Ville goes into his pocket and pulls out a razor blade, he runs at Chris and digs it right into his forehead, the color draining out of his face, he falls over the razorblade stuck in. Ville leaves no time, and stomps the blade further into his head, the blood squirting everywhere. He screams in pain and lashes around the ring like a child in pain, the medics storm out and check him, but Ville will have none of that, and pulls him away, but he fights back, and ends up headhunting Ville so hard, the razor blade gets planted into his head. But he pulls it out, and his met with a round house from Chris. Ville reels back and comes back with a fist to the jaw, that's answered with a running enzugri out of no where by Ville Vesneski. Ville then hit’s the sorrow on Chris and pins him for the 3 count.

King: Ville just got the pin!

JR: if only the match was ended.

KG: Sammy Extreme would be proud for the real ending.

Ville sits up and smiles, he points to the Coma Pit and starts to get up but suddenly Barbie Jean comes out of the crowd with Chris’s pipe and as Ville stands up she slides in the ring and bashes Ville in the head. She then pushes him right into the barbwire ropes then hits him again in the head. Ville gets wrapped in the ropes and Ville falls out. Showing no sign of pain at first, but as the barbwire dug deeper into his skin, the pain was taking its toll. Chris gets up and heads to the turnbuckle does a moonsault onto Ville moments later. Coils digging into both men as the pain and blood is showing on both of them. Chris pulls a damaged Vesneski out of the barbwire, and hits a quick Chaos Theory with everything he can put into the move at the time. He throws his arm over the fallen body of Ville Venseski, and is able to get the 3 count. Chris starts to crawl away from the carnage, he has cuts all over his body and his face is just flowing with blood. Ville rips what is left as his shirt to reveal a massive cut going across his back. Chris is to his feet and is crawling up the massive scaffolding. Ville is midway up the ramp when he looks up and sees Chris in mid air flying toward him with a cross body block that connects. Ville smacks the back of his head hard on the steel ramp as Chris rolls off him and stays flat on his back trying to catch the wind that was knocked out of him when he connected with Ville.

JR: I think both men are out.

King: The clean up crew is going to have extra work to do after this match.

KG: look at all that blood..better watch out for all those twilight freaks.

Chris tries to get up but falls over and Ville has not yet moved, but out of no where Play God plays over the speakers and Danni Vesneski walks out from the back and down to the ramp. He checks on Ville then walks over to Chris. Danni picks Chris up and low blows him, then goes behind and hit’s the Filthy Stab. Danni then walks over to Ville’s Shopping cart and pushes it to Chris, he then picks Chris up again and Power Bombs him into the cart. He then goes to Ville and gets him to his feet, Ville stumbles a bit and you can see the spot of blood on the ramp that poured out of the back of his head. He sees Chris in the cart and starts to push him up the ramp to the scaffolding. He starts to Climb the scaffolding while Danni yanks Chris out of the cart and puts him on his shoulders. But what Danni doesn't realize that Chris Legend had grabbed a can from the cart that was left over. Ville gets up and pulls Chris by his head up to the platform. Chris Legend drops the cane just befre Danni puts him down. Danni climbs down, and Danni then motions for the crew to light the fire up. They do and the flames reach as high as the scaffolding. Ville still a bit wobbly stands Chris up and goes for the Sorrow but Chris has other plans, and starts punching the ribs of Ville. He gets free of the Sorrow, and grabs the cane, and gives him one...two hard cane shots to the head, and Ville into the Fire. The match is over! The medics come to take both men away the ref raises the arm of Chris. Enter the Sandman plays and both men are carted away as the EMF logo comes to the screen.

(Note: They had an one time only agreement to allow Ville to write this match. Which I probaby won't go through, I've checked through this match, and it's fair to my eyes. I added a few Chris moves to be sure, but nothing major. I was promised by the competitors not to have the moves counted, as long as it looks fair to me...then it's good to go, and it does (after reading it through a few times carefully.)