EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen) (We open up in the darken arena and pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. The lights turn on and the camera scans the crowd as fans wave their signs and scream. The camera zooms out, and displays the location information. We go into one final shot as JR begins talk.) JR-Welcome to Cleveland, Ohio, the site of this weeks Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. Tonight I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King tonight the former tag team partners Connor Wicklow and Tony Ikeda will attempt to settle their differences. King-I’m unsure one match will do it, but we will see. Kris Gaffney- Also a lot of other great matches too. JR-Speaking of which let’s start with the first one. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, and he throws crowd members into the grapes. Kenny Omegrape slides into the ring.) JR-For Kenny Omegrape…that entrance might seem fairly normal. King-It’s because the Melon Gods didn’t want to confuse you. Kris Gaffney-What about other times? King-Other times you’re on your own. (Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth blasts over the loud speakers and the crowed erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He rips his tank off and throws it into the crowd, he beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stares slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.) Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. On his way to the ring, fighting out of Honolulu Hawaii. Standing 6’4” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER! (As Gunner slowly makes his way down the stairs he reaches the barricade and easily jumps over. He turns, faces the fans and beats his chest again with a roar to the crowd. Gunner turns faces the ring. He takes a step forward and easily jumps onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope and easily leaps over. He walks to the corner and throws his hands up into the air with an X formation and feeds off of the crowd’s roars. Gunner jumps down and stands in his corner as he rotates his wrists, smirking as he waits for the match to begin.) JR-Considering this man’s bloodline, it should be very interesting. Kris Gaffney-There is something about his manager I don’t like though. King-Wonder what that is… [Kenny Omegrape walks around the ring giving the crowd great knowledge about the Melon Gods. Kenny Omegrape turns around, and he gets driven into the corner by Jackson Gunner, and Jackson Gunner hits a shoulder block into the gut in the corner, and then antoher one, and then another on Kenny Omegrape in the corner. Jackson Gunner grabs his arm, and he brings him towards him, and he connects with a short arm clothesline, he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a one man flap jack that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Jackson Gunner hits a kick to the gut, and he sets him up, he lifts him up and he drops Jackson Gunner connects with a reverse power bomb that sends Kenny Omegrape flying into the top rope. Jackson Gunner waits for Kenny Omegrape to get where he wants him, and he kicks Kenny Omegrape in the gut, and he drops him with a double arm DDT. Jackson Gunner pushes Kenny Omegrape on his back. Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……….KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Jackson Gunner hits a few stomps on the downed Kenny Omegrape.] JR-Kenny Omegrape kicked out!! King-Of course he did…he follows the Melon Gods…unless the Melon Gods said it was going to be like that. Kris Gaffney-Do they actually have a book of these things? [Kenny OMegrape is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape gets lifted on to the shoulder of Jackson Gunner, but before he can hit anything, Kenny Omegrape hits a few elbows to the side of the head of Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner finally lets go of the move he was going for. Kenny Omegrape waits as he turns around. Jackson Gunner does this and Kenny Omegrape connects with the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper that makes Jackson Gunner stagger backwards, and he falls into the corner. Kenny Omegrape runs towards the corner, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a splash on Jackson Gunner. Kenny Omegrape backs out of the corner as Jackson Gunner staggers out of the corner. Kenny Omegrape sets up Jackson Gunner, and he connects with a northern lights suplex into a bridge. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………KICK OUT by Jackson Gunner.] JR-Jackson Gunner kicks out!! King-The Melon Gods made him do that! Kris Gaffney-Do they have plans for him? King-Maybe…although those plans could be he loses in a worse fashion. [Kenny Omegrape waits for Jackson Gunner to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Jackson Gunner hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he goes for the geese lightning. Jackson Gunner pushes him off, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with the Burning Samoan . Kenny Omegrape seems out of it. Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Kenny OMegrape. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!] JR-Jackson Gunner gets his first win. King-Maybe he doesn’t mind fruit. On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off. JR-Killer Tschida is looking forward to his tag team championship match. King-Well, he also was picking a fight with Mack Daddy. Kris Gaffney-Wonder if he’ll regret that. Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. *** King-I got a feeling he may. JR-There is no doubting the ability of Christopher Haynes. King-I get a feeling that you doubted him….let it be known!! Kris Gaffney-He’ll get Hayne’s attention one day. [Killer Tschida and Christopher Haynes stare down each other as the bell rings. Killer Tschida and Christopher Haynes throw fists to the face. It seems that Killer Tschida is gaining the advantage. Christopher Haynes rakes the eyes, because he’s Mack Daddy, and he doesn’t give a fuck. Christopher Haynes runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, but Killer Tschida out of instinct is able to connects with a one man flap jack surprising Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet, and Killer Tschida runs towards Christopher Haynes, and he connects with a clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Killer Tschida waits for Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet. Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Christopher Haynes hits a few forearm shots to the face, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Christopher Haynes, and Christopher Haynes. He jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down. Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet. Killer Tschida tries to pick him up, and Christopher Haynes is able to struggle out of the back. Christopher Haynes runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Killer Tschida connects with a killer kick that puts him down on the mat that puts him down on the mat. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes.] JR-Christopher Haynes was able to kick out. King- You didn’t think that was going to be that easy? Mack Daddy ought to slap the taste out of your mouth. Kris Gaffney-Always hoping for that huh King? [Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet, as Killer Tschida is up on the top rope, and he waits for Christopher Haynes to get where he wants him to. Killer Tschida jumps off of the top rope and he goes for a cross body block, but at the last moment Christopher Haynes ducks it, and Killer Tschida crashes into the mat. Christopher Haynes waits for Killer Tschida, and he picks him up, and he connects with a few fists to the face, and he whips him to the ropes. Christopher Haynes whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes hits a side slam that puts him down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet. He mocks Killer Tschida, and he struts to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and continues his strut. Christopher Haynes and he drops a fist drop to complete the Mack Daddy Shuffle. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……KICK OUT by Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida tries to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Christopher Haynes hits a slap combo on Killer Tschida, and he falls backwards into the corner. Christopher Haynes closes the gap, and he connects with a few knee’s to the gut that stuns him. Christopher Haynes brings him out of the corner, he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes hits a power slam on Killer Tschida. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2………KICK OUT by Killer Tschida.] JR-Killer Tschida is giving it his all here. King-Or maybe Killer’s just that good that he can fool you into thinking it’s his best. Kris Gaffney-Always plus to have some doubt. [Haynes picks up Killer Tschida, and he puts him over his shoulder but Killer is able to block it, and attempts to go into the Tschida lock, but Haynes is able to block it by making sure that he doesn’t go on to the mat and he is able to grab the ropes. The ref attempts to break the hold as Killer won’t let go, with the blind spot Haynes hits a low blow. Killer Tschida is in a lot of pain, and Haynes drops Killer Tschida with the trick flipper. Killer seems out of it. Haynes goes into the cover on Killer. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!] JR-Damn it!! Christopher Haynes steals another one. King-JR said it! (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-We saw Ryder’s tag team partner earlier, we will see how Ryder does. King-Now only if he show us the web footage of his ring walks…wonder what he has to hide. Kris Gaffney-I’m wondering now if King got possessed by Britt Baker. As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd. JR-Tommy Malone was able to remain Extreme Champion. King-I’m certain that Ryder would like to be Elite again. Kris Gaffney-I’m kind of wondering if he should be talking to Jordyn Jade. [Zack Ryder and Tommy Malone lock up. Zack Ryder puts Tommy Malone into a arm bar. He puts on the pressure, and Tommy Malone looks for a way out of the hold, and he pushes Zack Ryder to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes. Tommy Malone connects with a running shoulder block that knocks him down on the mat. Zack Ryder waits for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet, and Tommy Malone runs at Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder counters with a hip toss that sends Tommy Malone down on the mat. Tommy Malone is down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder connects with a standing drop kick. Zack Ryder gets ready for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet. Tommy Malone hits a kick to the gut, and he connects with a swinging neck breaker. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……………..2……..Tommy Malone is able to get the shoulder up breaking up the count. Tommy Malone climbs up to his feet in the corner.] JR-Tommy Malone has been able to survive the attacks of Zack Ryder. King-That’s not going to make Ryder happy. Kris Gaffney-Not at all… [Zack Ryder runs otwards the corner, and he connects with a clothlines…or so he thinks as really Tommy Malone was able to block it, and he connects with a inverted Russian leg sweep that sends Zack Ryder into the top turnbuckle. Tommy Malone waits for Zack Ryder to stagger out of the corner, and Tommy Malone hooks him, and he drops him with a Irish Stun Gun. Zack Ryder is hurting and Tommy Malone takes a few moments to rest up.] JR-Zack Ryder takes the Irish Stun gun. King-Tommy Malone isn’t going for the cover though. Kris Gaffney-Maybe he’s looking to end this match. [Tommy Malone climbs up to the second rope, and he waits for Ryder to get up, once he has he jumps off of the second rope. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he connects with the Rough Ryder out of the air on Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone is down. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..3!!] King-He certainly found the end of this match alright. Kris Gaffney-Shut up… Turn Down for What by Leo Moracchioli starts to play over the speakers.... The Mission Valley Fight Club are at the top of the ramp all of them with their hands in an M shape. Joe walks in front as his goons are behind him. JR-Joe E Lavish is just starting his career with the EMF. King-With is true for a lot of the talent, but Joe E is just a few steps behind. Kris Gaffney-I guess that’s true. "Gospel Song" comes across the PA system. I walk through the curtains and fall down to My knees and say a prayer and then as I spread my arms out a pyro shoots across the stage. Then I head to the ring. JR-Ray Revenge might be a few steps ahead of Joe E Lavish. Experience with the EMF is a big thing. King-So many past champions have failed here. Kris Gaffney-Tell that to Hulk Hogan…he’s failed twice. King-We won’t bother…you need to cruiser WAIT. [Ray Revenge and Joe E Lavish lock up, and Joe E Lavish puts Ray Revenge into a side head lock, and he holds on the pressure on Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge looks for a way out of the hold, and he backs up Joe E Lavish to the ropes. Joe E Lavish bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a hard clothesline that knocks down Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge gets up to his feet. Joe E Lavish runs at Ray Revenge, Ray Revenge counters with a hip toss into a reverse neck breaker. Ray Revenge goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, an dh egos for some sort of move, but Joe E Lavish is able to duck it, he hooks him, and he drops Ray Revenge with a body snatcher that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Ray Revenge is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Joe E Lavish hooks Ray Revenge into a small package. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…KICK OUT by Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge gets up to his feet quickly, and he gets knocked down quickly with a diving clothesline that puts down Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge rolls into the corner, and Joe E Lavish hits a few stomps on Ray Revenge in the corner. Finally the ref makes Joe E Lavish back up.] JR-Ray Revenge has to think of a way to stop this attack by Joe E Lavish. King-He has to think about it quickly. Kris Gaffney-If he doesn’t, then he might not get his revenge! [Joe E Lavish whips Ray Revenge to the opposite corner, and he crashes into the corner. Joe E Lavish runs otwards the corner, and he jumps in the air and he goes for a splash. Ray Revenge moves out of the way. Joe E Lavish hits into the corner. Ray Revenge waits for Joe E Lavish. He staggers backwards, and Ray Revenge hits a hard clothesline that knocks down Joe E Lavish. He hooks him into a vertical suplex, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster. Joe E Lavish seems to be down. Ray Revenge goes into the cover on Joe E Lavish. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2……………..KICK OUT by Joe E Lavish. Ray Revenge takes a few moments to rest up, and he picks him up with him. Ray Revenge hits a knee lift into the gut. Ray Revenge lifts up Joe E Lavish, he holds him for a moment, and he throws him over his head. Joe E Lavish fly’s through the air, and he crashes into the mat with a fall away slam.] JR-Ray Revenge might be gaining momentum. King-Joe E isn’t a fan. Kris Gaffney-Well it’s not his revenge that is happening right now. [Ray Revenge picks up Joe E Lavish, and he lifts him up for a vertical suplex, but it’s countered by Lavish shifting his weight, and he hooks in the Lavish lock!! Ray Revenge fights it…and finally taps out. Lavish wins via submission.] JR-However Lavish was able to lock in the Lavish lock off a counter to get the victory. Kris Gaffney-At least he didn’t power bomb Billy Kidman. Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-Ricky Vegas was very vocal in disliking the tactics of the Cabal. King- What if Wretch shuts him up! Kris Gaffney-Then he’s shut up? We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-Wretched Nobody is not going to be a good mood considering he lost the World Championship. King-I was wondering what all those bleeps were….kind of weird to hear them outside of a TV taping. Kris Gaffney-And Grace doesn’t censor herself. King-Yeah…so don’t know how to explain it… [The Wretched Nobody and Ricky Vegas stare down each other. Ricky Vegas starts firing fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody is able to block one of them, and he hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Ricky Vegas. The Wretched Nobody throws Ricky Vegas to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and the Wretched Nobody attempts to take off his head with a trephination, but Ricky Vegas ducks under it. Ricky Vegas continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, Ricky Vegas seems to attempting to gain speed trying to go for a move, but the Wretched Nobody is able to counter this by throwing him in the air. He crashes down on the mat, he is slow to get up to his feet The Wretched Nobody lifts him up, and he puts him over his shoulder. The Wretched Nobody goes into the corner, and he runs out of the corner. The Wretched Nobody connects with a power slam that puts down Ricky Vegas down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. The Wretched Nobody puts Ricky Vegas into a seated position, and he puts him into a nerve hold as the ref asks Ricky Vegas if he wants to give it up. Ricky Vegas refuses. Ricky Vegas is in a lot of pain, but clearly he’s not going to give it up, the Wretched Nobody holds on the pressure. Ricky knowing that he has to make a move or he might have to give up. Ricky Vegas fights up to his feet, but before he can get anything to mount a come back. The Wretched Nobody grabs Ricky Vegas’ hair and throws him hard down on the mat.] JR-The Wretched Nobody is not allowing Ricky Vegas to get going. King-Wonder if that happens when he is gambling. Kris Gaffney-This is where the Gambler would come in handy what he needs to do….spoiler…it ends with “run”. [The Wretched Nobody holds up his hand and he waits for Ricky Vegas to turn around. Ricky Vegas gets grabbed around the throat, and he gets lifted up, but before he can be driven down Ricky Vegas is able to get out of his grip and the Wretched Nobody, and then he front face locks the Wretched Nobody, and drops him right on the top of his head with a DDT. The Wretched Nobody is down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody clearly felt that one as Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to rest up. The Wretched Nobody is up, but he falls into the corner, Ricky Vegas is up, and he runs towards the corner, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Ricky Vegas runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes as the Wretched Nobody staggers out of the corner. Ricky Vegas connects with the full house on the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody goes down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……KICK OUT by The Wretched Nobody. Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to rest up, after a few moments the Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas ducks under, the Wretched Nobody turns around, and Ricky Vegas lifts up the Wretched Nobody and he drops him with a body slam.] JR-Ricky Vegas has been able to hit some big moves here. King-Insert gambling reference here. Kris Gaffney-He’s beaten Wretch before, so he knows it’s possible. [Ricky Vegas picks up the Wretched Nobody and he hits a slam on the Wretched Nobody. Ricky Vegas picks him up once more and he lifts him up, but the Wretched Nobody shift his weight. He pushes Ricky Vegas forward, the ref is in the way, both Ricky Vegas and the ref have to dive out of the way to avoid hitting each other, however this does allow the Wretched Nobody the opening to hit the trephination on Ricky Vegas. Ricky is down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…………..3!!] JR-I’m not certain that’s what Wretch was looking for, but he sure took advantage of it. King-I’m certain Grace could tell us how much they care how it happens as long as it happens. (A scene opens up in the office of the EMF Divas General Manager, AJ Lee. Tiffany barges into the room, and AJ rolls her eyes at her.) AJ Lee: You again? What do you want now? Tiffany: Listen AJ.... you know and I know that we both want the same thing. To see Catherine Walker lose the Women's Championship. But you also know that no one is taking it from her whilst Laura Cena is there defending her. AJ Lee: On the contrary... I think someone could beat Catherine despite Laura.... just not you or your group. You had an easy chance last week.... and Kelly couldn't even get her dress off. What do you want from me? Tiffany: You must have seen it last week. That look in Laura's eyes? She was so tempted to turn on Catherine... and get the belt off her... and come back to the real version of the Beautiful People. She wants to be in my group.... she's just lying to herself. Give us one more chance tonight and I promise you.... we will walk out with the Championship, and with Laura in our group. AJ Lee: If Laura was smart, I don't think she'd associate with either of these bimbo groups. But that's fine.... it definitely would make me happy to see Laura and Catherine implode. So fine.... I will give Kelly one more shot tonight. And to make it easy for her..... Laura will be the Special Guest Referee! (Tiffany doesn't look too thrilled by this, but then she smiles.) Tiffany: Fine..... fine. Guess we'll have to make sure Laura joins the right team.... and it has to happen tonight. (Tiffany turns and leaves the office.) ("Holla" plays over the PA System and out comes Kelly Kelly, ready for her championship match.) JR: Kelly Kelly was inches away from being the champion last week.... but Catherine's dress just about stayed on. King: It'll be harder tonight... she'll actually have to pin Catherine to win the title. Kris: Guess they're banking on the referee.... ("How Strong Do You Think I Am" plays next and out comes Catherine Walker. She has the EMF Women's Championship around her waist.) JR: Catherine has been champion for most of the year, but Tiffany seems to be trying to end that by driving a wedge between her and her best friend.... King: It's a smart strategy, but last week, Laura refused to do it. Kris: Not sure why Tiffany thinks it'll be different this week.... ("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" plays next, and out comes Laura Cena in referee attire.) JR: Laura Cena has the chance to betray Catherine last week, but didn't do it. King: Tonight, she has a chance to prove her loyalty. Kris: Who are we kidding? She's a Cena! She has no loyalty! She probably only helped Catherine last week so we wouldn't have to look at her! (Suddenly Eddie Stratus pops up at the commentary table, and Kris vanishes.) Eddie: You're in my chair.... JR: Oh, you finally remembered to show up for your job huh? Eddie: This is a job? (The bell rings and the match is underway. Kelly grabs hold of Catherine and irish whips her into the ropes. Catherine bounces back and Kelly takes her down with a clothesline. Kelly starts stomping away on her. Kelly then climbs to the top rope and as Catherine gets up, Kelly leaps off and sends her flying across the ring with a Hurricanrana. Kelly smirks at Laura who gives a sarcastic smile back. Kelly then runs over to Catherine but as Kelly bends down to pick her up, Catherine hits a hard shot to Kelly's face. Catherine jumps up and then grabs Kelly from behind in a Full Nelson and plants her down with the Ice Breaker. Catherine does into the cover for 1..... kick out. Catherine picks Kelly back up but Kelly kicks her in the midsection. Kelly throws Catherine into the corner where she falls to a seated position. Kelly wastes no time hitching her shorts up and going over the hitting a Stink Face on Catherine in the corner. Laura starts to count and as soon as she reaches 4 she pulls Kelly away. Kelly looks at her questioningly and argues with her, meanwhile Catherine slides out of the ring and is retching at ringside. Kelly turns round and starts shouting at her to get back in the ring. Laura starts to count Catherine out.) JR: So far, the referee seems to be handling this properly. King: Although a count out wouldn't be the worst result for Catherine... Eddie: Poor Catherine... if she'd asked, I would have taken that move for her! JR: I thought you two called off your engagement anyway? Eddie: My commentary duties have nothing to do with being engaged! (Catherine rolls back into the ring where Kelly is immediately on her with stomps, but Laura pulls her back because Catherine's foot is still under the ropes. Kelly shrieks at her and gets up in Laura's face. Catherine takes the opening to school girl Kelly down and Laura counts 1..... 2...... kick out! Kelly gets up looking annoyed and Catherine scoops her up quickly and plants her down with Princess Power! Catherine hooks the leg for 1...... 2........ suddenly Laura Cena is pulled out of the ring by Tiffany who has appeared at ringside! Stacy Hancock is there too and they both start shouting at Laura. Catherine jumps up and turns round to see what is going on and looks annoyed. Tiffany tries to hand Laura something, seemingly inviting her into their group. Laura pushes her away and points to the referee badge on her shirt. During this, Laura doesn't see Charlotte Flair sneak into the ring. Catherine turns right into a big boot from Charlotte. Catherine gets up to her knees and Charlotte runs and nails Natural Selection. Kelly then drapes an arm over her. As she does, Tiffany throws Laura back into the ring. Laura looks confused, but reluctantly counts 1...... 2........ KICK OUT by Catherine! Laura looks relieved and the BP can't believe it. Tiffany is shrieking that Laura should have counted faster. Tiffany slides into the ring now and starts talking to Laura again. She puts her hand on Laura's face and smiles at her. Catherine is stumbling to her feet and Tiffany measures her for the TNT... but at the last moment, Laura nails her with a super kick. Tiffany stumbles back and Catherine dumps her out of the ring. Kelly is back up now and runs at Catherine but Catherine scoops her up and drills her down with another Princess Power! All 3 members of Tiffany's group slide into the ring now and Tiffany is pleading with Laura to do the right thing. Charlotte charges at Catherine but Catherine connects with the SMS, just as Laura nails Stacy with a spear, sending both of them flying out of the ring. Kelly is starting to come to and Tiffany is stalking Catherine from behind. Laura looks at Catherine and nods. Tiffany leaps into the air and as she does Catherine dives out the way and Laura pushes Kelly right into the path where she eats the TNT from Tiffany. Catherine then scoops Tiffany up and drills her down with Princess Power before covering Kelly as Laura counts 1..... 2...... 3!) JR: Well I think that should categorically answer the question as to where Laura's loyalties are. King: Tiffany won't give up though.... her and Laura go way back and she clearly believes she can win her over. Eddie: Laura wouldn't dare turn on Catherine.... then she'd have me to answer to! King: ...... why? Eddie: Who knows! (Laura and Catherine hug in the ring while Tiffany and the rest of her group look furious on the outside.) (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This is highly personal. King- You’d think wild card battle royal competitors would already have an idea that this was going to be a car crash. Kris Gaffney-Guess some are optimistic than others. Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring. JR-Connor Wicklow says that his alliance with Azar and Wretch is shaky after he lost the World Championship to Tony. King-Think he would have had it back? Kris Gaffney-I guess it did get the World Champion in the ring, it’s not a total loss no matter what. [Tony Ikeda and Connor Wicklow stare down. The bell rings and Tony Ikeda and Connor Wicklow throw fists to the face. Neither wrestler is giving ground. Tony Ikeda ducks under, but before he can do anything. Connor Wicklow rakes the eyes of Tony Ikeda, Tony Ikeda gets whipped to the ropes, and Connor Wicklow hits a deep arm drag that sends Tony Ikeda flying through the air, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Connor takes advantage of the fact that Tony Ikeda is having issues seeing still. Connor Wicklow hits a few forearm shots to the face of Tony Ikeda. Connor Wicklow attempts to whip him ot the orpes, but it’s reversed by Tony Ikeda. Connor Wicklow bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with the sling blade. Connor Wicklow goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Connor Wicklow takes a few moments to sit on the mat and question the count, but really what that does is allow is Tony Ikeda to get up into the corner. Connor Wicklow hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns him. Connor Wicklow hooks him into a snapmare that sends him down on the mat into a seated position. Connor Wicklow hits a kick to the back of Tony Ikeda. Connor Wicklow picks up Tony Ikeda, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a back breaker.] JR-Connor Wicklow using questionable tactics to gain an advantage in the early going. Kris Gaffney-Well that’s why we are here to start with. King-Guess that’s true. [Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet. Connor Wicklow kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. Connor Wicklow goes for the Zero Signal, but it’s countered by Tony Ikeda who is able to spin out of it, and he lifts him, and he drops him with spine buster that puts him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda is down on the mat trying to recover. Connor Wicklow fights up to his feet. Tony Ikeda pulls himself up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Connor Wicklow runs at Tony Ikeda attempting to make sure that the momentum of the match swings, but Tony Ikeda uses this and he throws him hard into the corner. Connor Wicklow gets thrown into the corner. Connor Wicklow falls out of the corner, and he falls out of the corner. Tony Ikeda hooks him, and he drops Connor Wicklow with a full nelson slam on Connor Wicklow. Tony Ikeda throws an arm over the downed Connor Wicklow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow and Tony Ikeda recover, and Connor Wicklow throws a fist. Tony Ikeda ducks under. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face. Tony Ikeda whips him off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda lowers his head, and Connor Wicklow hits a back body drop that sends him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda waits for Connor Wicklow. Tony Ikeda lifts him up for a belly to back suplex, but Connor is able to counter with a cross body block.] JR-Execellent counter. King-I’m not sure that Connor played that, he just was able to pull the trigger on the counter before Tony could hit that move. Kris Gaffney-Is it because he’s old? King-Well I wasn’t suggesting that…but HA…he’s old. [Tony Ikeda rolls away and he gets up in the corner. He staggers out, and Connor Wicklow kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he sets him up, and he puts him on the top rope. Tony Ikeda gets hooked, and he gets set up, and he gets dropped with a super plex, Connor Wicklow attempts to float over into a pin. But Tony Ikeda is able to hook Connor Wicklow into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1……………2………..3!!] JR-Tony Ikeda shocks Connor Wicklow. King-Meh…he’s still old. (Tony Ikeda rolls out of the ring before Connor is able to react Tony celebrates as Shockwave goes off the air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen)

(We open up in the darken arena and pyrotechnics rain down on the stage. The lights turn on and the camera scans the crowd as fans wave their signs and scream. The camera zooms out, and displays the location information. We go into one final shot as JR begins talk.)

JR-Welcome to Cleveland, Ohio, the site of this weeks Saturday Shockwave. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. Tonight I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King tonight the former tag team partners Connor Wicklow and Tony Ikeda will attempt to settle their differences.

King-I’m unsure one match will do it, but we will see.

Kris Gaffney- Also a lot of other great matches too.

JR-Speaking of which let’s start with the first one.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, and he throws crowd members into the grapes. Kenny Omegrape slides into the ring.)

JR-For Kenny Omegrape…that entrance might seem fairly normal.

King-It’s because the Melon Gods didn’t want to confuse you.

Kris Gaffney-What about other times?

King-Other times you’re on your own.

(Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth blasts over the loud speakers and the crowed erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He rips his tank off and throws it into the crowd, he beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stares slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. On his way to the ring, fighting out of Honolulu Hawaii. Standing 6’4” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER!

(As Gunner slowly makes his way down the stairs he reaches the barricade and easily jumps over. He turns, faces the fans and beats his chest again with a roar to the crowd. Gunner turns faces the ring. He takes a step forward and easily jumps onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope and easily leaps over. He walks to the corner and throws his hands up into the air with an X formation and feeds off of the crowd’s roars. Gunner jumps down and stands in his corner as he rotates his wrists, smirking as he waits for the match to begin.)

JR-Considering this man’s bloodline, it should be very interesting.

Kris Gaffney-There is something about his manager I don’t like though.

King-Wonder what that is…

[Kenny Omegrape walks around the ring giving the crowd great knowledge about the Melon Gods. Kenny Omegrape turns around, and he gets driven into the corner by Jackson Gunner, and Jackson Gunner hits a shoulder block into the gut in the corner, and then antoher one, and then another on Kenny Omegrape in the corner. Jackson Gunner grabs his arm, and he brings him towards him, and he connects with a short arm clothesline, he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a one man flap jack that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Jackson Gunner hits a kick to the gut, and he sets him up, he lifts him up and he drops Jackson Gunner connects with a reverse power bomb that sends Kenny Omegrape flying into the top rope. Jackson Gunner waits for Kenny Omegrape to get where he wants him, and he kicks Kenny Omegrape in the gut, and he drops him with a double arm DDT. Jackson Gunner pushes Kenny Omegrape on his back. Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……….KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Jackson Gunner hits a few stomps on the downed Kenny Omegrape.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape kicked out!!

King-Of course he did…he follows the Melon Gods…unless the Melon Gods said it was going to be like that.

Kris Gaffney-Do they actually have a book of these things?

[Kenny OMegrape is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape gets lifted on to the shoulder of Jackson Gunner, but before he can hit anything, Kenny Omegrape hits a few elbows to the side of the head of Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner finally lets go of the move he was going for. Kenny Omegrape waits as he turns around. Jackson Gunner does this and Kenny Omegrape connects with the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper that makes Jackson Gunner stagger backwards, and he falls into the corner. Kenny Omegrape runs towards the corner, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a splash on Jackson Gunner. Kenny Omegrape backs out of the corner as Jackson Gunner staggers out of the corner. Kenny Omegrape sets up Jackson Gunner, and he connects with a northern lights suplex into a bridge. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………KICK OUT by Jackson Gunner.]

JR-Jackson Gunner kicks out!!

King-The Melon Gods made him do that!

Kris Gaffney-Do they have plans for him?

King-Maybe…although those plans could be he loses in a worse fashion.

[Kenny Omegrape waits for Jackson Gunner to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Jackson Gunner hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he goes for the geese lightning. Jackson Gunner pushes him off, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with the Burning Samoan . Kenny Omegrape seems out of it. Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Kenny OMegrape. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Jackson Gunner gets his first win.

King-Maybe he doesn’t mind fruit.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-Killer Tschida is looking forward to his tag team championship match.

King-Well, he also was picking a fight with Mack Daddy.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder if he’ll regret that.

Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. ***

King-I got a feeling he may.

JR-There is no doubting the ability of Christopher Haynes.

King-I get a feeling that you doubted him….let it be known!!

Kris Gaffney-He’ll get Hayne’s attention one day.

[Killer Tschida and Christopher Haynes stare down each other as the bell rings. Killer Tschida and Christopher Haynes throw fists to the face. It seems that Killer Tschida is gaining the advantage. Christopher Haynes rakes the eyes, because he’s Mack Daddy, and he doesn’t give a fuck. Christopher Haynes runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, but Killer Tschida out of instinct is able to connects with a one man flap jack surprising Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet, and Killer Tschida runs towards Christopher Haynes, and he connects with a clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Killer Tschida waits for Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet. Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Christopher Haynes hits a few forearm shots to the face, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Christopher Haynes, and Christopher Haynes. He jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down. Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet. Killer Tschida tries to pick him up, and Christopher Haynes is able to struggle out of the back. Christopher Haynes runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Killer Tschida connects with a killer kick that puts him down on the mat that puts him down on the mat. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes.]

JR-Christopher Haynes was able to kick out.

King- You didn’t think that was going to be that easy? Mack Daddy ought to slap the taste out of your mouth.

Kris Gaffney-Always hoping for that huh King?

[Christopher Haynes is slow to get up to his feet, as Killer Tschida is up on the top rope, and he waits for Christopher Haynes to get where he wants him to. Killer Tschida jumps off of the top rope and he goes for a cross body block, but at the last moment Christopher Haynes ducks it, and Killer Tschida crashes into the mat. Christopher Haynes waits for Killer Tschida, and he picks him up, and he connects with a few fists to the face, and he whips him to the ropes. Christopher Haynes whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes hits a side slam that puts him down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet. He mocks Killer Tschida, and he struts to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and continues his strut. Christopher Haynes and he drops a fist drop to complete the Mack Daddy Shuffle. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……KICK OUT by Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida tries to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Christopher Haynes hits a slap combo on Killer Tschida, and he falls backwards into the corner. Christopher Haynes closes the gap, and he connects with a few knee’s to the gut that stuns him. Christopher Haynes brings him out of the corner, he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes hits a power slam on Killer Tschida. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2………KICK OUT by Killer Tschida.]

JR-Killer Tschida is giving it his all here.

King-Or maybe Killer’s just that good that he can fool you into thinking it’s his best.

Kris Gaffney-Always plus to have some doubt.

[Haynes picks up Killer Tschida, and he puts him over his shoulder but Killer is able to block it, and attempts to go into the Tschida lock, but Haynes is able to block it by making sure that he doesn’t go on to the mat and he is able to grab the ropes. The ref attempts to break the hold as Killer won’t let go, with the blind spot Haynes hits a low blow. Killer Tschida is in a lot of pain, and Haynes drops Killer Tschida with the trick flipper. Killer seems out of it. Haynes goes into the cover on Killer. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-Damn it!! Christopher Haynes steals another one.

King-JR said it!

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-We saw Ryder’s tag team partner earlier, we will see how Ryder does.

King-Now only if he show us the web footage of his ring walks…wonder what he has to hide.

Kris Gaffney-I’m wondering now if King got possessed by Britt Baker.

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-Tommy Malone was able to remain Extreme Champion.

King-I’m certain that Ryder would like to be Elite again.

Kris Gaffney-I’m kind of wondering if he should be talking to Jordyn Jade.

[Zack Ryder and Tommy Malone lock up. Zack Ryder puts Tommy Malone into a arm bar. He puts on the pressure, and Tommy Malone looks for a way out of the hold, and he pushes Zack Ryder to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder bounces off of the ropes. Tommy Malone connects with a running shoulder block that knocks him down on the mat. Zack Ryder waits for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet, and Tommy Malone runs at Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder counters with a hip toss that sends Tommy Malone down on the mat. Tommy Malone is down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder connects with a standing drop kick. Zack Ryder gets ready for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet. Tommy Malone hits a kick to the gut, and he connects with a swinging neck breaker. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……………..2……..Tommy Malone is able to get the shoulder up breaking up the count. Tommy Malone climbs up to his feet in the corner.]

JR-Tommy Malone has been able to survive the attacks of Zack Ryder.

King-That’s not going to make Ryder happy.

Kris Gaffney-Not at all…

[Zack Ryder runs otwards the corner, and he connects with a clothlines…or so he thinks as really Tommy Malone was able to block it, and he connects with a inverted Russian leg sweep that sends Zack Ryder into the top turnbuckle. Tommy Malone waits for Zack Ryder to stagger out of the corner, and Tommy Malone hooks him, and he drops him with a Irish Stun Gun. Zack Ryder is hurting and Tommy Malone takes a few moments to rest up.]

JR-Zack Ryder takes the Irish Stun gun.

King-Tommy Malone isn’t going for the cover though.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he’s looking to end this match.

[Tommy Malone climbs up to the second rope, and he waits for Ryder to get up, once he has he jumps off of the second rope. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he connects with the Rough Ryder out of the air on Tommy Malone. Tommy Malone is down. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Tommy Malone. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..3!!]

King-He certainly found the end of this match alright.

Kris Gaffney-Shut up…

Turn Down for What by Leo Moracchioli starts to play over the speakers.... The Mission Valley Fight Club are at the top of the ramp all of them with their hands in an M shape. Joe walks in front as his goons are behind him.

JR-Joe E Lavish is just starting his career with the EMF.

King-With is true for a lot of the talent, but Joe E is just a few steps behind.

Kris Gaffney-I guess that’s true.

"Gospel Song" comes across the PA system. I walk through the curtains and fall down to My knees and say a prayer and then as I spread my arms out a pyro shoots across the stage. Then I head to the ring.

JR-Ray Revenge might be a few steps ahead of Joe E Lavish. Experience with the EMF is a big thing.

King-So many past champions have failed here.

Kris Gaffney-Tell that to Hulk Hogan…he’s failed twice.

King-We won’t bother…you need to cruiser WAIT.

[Ray Revenge and Joe E Lavish lock up, and Joe E Lavish puts Ray Revenge into a side head lock, and he holds on the pressure on Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge looks for a way out of the hold, and he backs up Joe E Lavish to the ropes. Joe E Lavish bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a hard clothesline that knocks down Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge gets up to his feet. Joe E Lavish runs at Ray Revenge, Ray Revenge counters with a hip toss into a reverse neck breaker. Ray Revenge goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, an dh egos for some sort of move, but Joe E Lavish is able to duck it, he hooks him, and he drops Ray Revenge with a body snatcher that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Ray Revenge is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Joe E Lavish hooks Ray Revenge into a small package. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…KICK OUT by Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge gets up to his feet quickly, and he gets knocked down quickly with a diving clothesline that puts down Ray Revenge. Ray Revenge rolls into the corner, and Joe E Lavish hits a few stomps on Ray Revenge in the corner. Finally the ref makes Joe E Lavish back up.]

JR-Ray Revenge has to think of a way to stop this attack by Joe E Lavish.

King-He has to think about it quickly.

Kris Gaffney-If he doesn’t, then he might not get his revenge!

[Joe E Lavish whips Ray Revenge to the opposite corner, and he crashes into the corner. Joe E Lavish runs otwards the corner, and he jumps in the air and he goes for a splash. Ray Revenge moves out of the way. Joe E Lavish hits into the corner. Ray Revenge waits for Joe E Lavish. He staggers backwards, and Ray Revenge hits a hard clothesline that knocks down Joe E Lavish. He hooks him into a vertical suplex, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster. Joe E Lavish seems to be down. Ray Revenge goes into the cover on Joe E Lavish. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2……………..KICK OUT by Joe E Lavish. Ray Revenge takes a few moments to rest up, and he picks him up with him. Ray Revenge hits a knee lift into the gut. Ray Revenge lifts up Joe E Lavish, he holds him for a moment, and he throws him over his head. Joe E Lavish fly’s through the air, and he crashes into the mat with a fall away slam.]

JR-Ray Revenge might be gaining momentum.

King-Joe E isn’t a fan.

Kris Gaffney-Well it’s not his revenge that is happening right now.

[Ray Revenge picks up Joe E Lavish, and he lifts him up for a vertical suplex, but it’s countered by Lavish shifting his weight, and he hooks in the Lavish lock!! Ray Revenge fights it…and finally taps out. Lavish wins via submission.]

JR-However Lavish was able to lock in the Lavish lock off a counter to get the victory.

Kris Gaffney-At least he didn’t power bomb Billy Kidman.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-Ricky Vegas was very vocal in disliking the tactics of the Cabal. King- What if Wretch shuts him up! Kris Gaffney-Then he’s shut up?

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-Wretched Nobody is not going to be a good mood considering he lost the World Championship.

King-I was wondering what all those bleeps were….kind of weird to hear them outside of a TV taping.

Kris Gaffney-And Grace doesn’t censor herself.

King-Yeah…so don’t know how to explain it…

[The Wretched Nobody and Ricky Vegas stare down each other. Ricky Vegas starts firing fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody is able to block one of them, and he hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns Ricky Vegas. The Wretched Nobody throws Ricky Vegas to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and the Wretched Nobody attempts to take off his head with a trephination, but Ricky Vegas ducks under it. Ricky Vegas continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, Ricky Vegas seems to attempting to gain speed trying to go for a move, but the Wretched Nobody is able to counter this by throwing him in the air. He crashes down on the mat, he is slow to get up to his feet The Wretched Nobody lifts him up, and he puts him over his shoulder. The Wretched Nobody goes into the corner, and he runs out of the corner. The Wretched Nobody connects with a power slam that puts down Ricky Vegas down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. The Wretched Nobody puts Ricky Vegas into a seated position, and he puts him into a nerve hold as the ref asks Ricky Vegas if he wants to give it up. Ricky Vegas refuses. Ricky Vegas is in a lot of pain, but clearly he’s not going to give it up, the Wretched Nobody holds on the pressure. Ricky knowing that he has to make a move or he might have to give up. Ricky Vegas fights up to his feet, but before he can get anything to mount a come back. The Wretched Nobody grabs Ricky Vegas’ hair and throws him hard down on the mat.]

JR-The Wretched Nobody is not allowing Ricky Vegas to get going.

King-Wonder if that happens when he is gambling.

Kris Gaffney-This is where the Gambler would come in handy what he needs to do….spoiler…it ends with “run”.

[The Wretched Nobody holds up his hand and he waits for Ricky Vegas to turn around. Ricky Vegas gets grabbed around the throat, and he gets lifted up, but before he can be driven down Ricky Vegas is able to get out of his grip and the Wretched Nobody, and then he front face locks the Wretched Nobody, and drops him right on the top of his head with a DDT. The Wretched Nobody is down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody clearly felt that one as Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to rest up. The Wretched Nobody is up, but he falls into the corner, Ricky Vegas is up, and he runs towards the corner, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Ricky Vegas runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes as the Wretched Nobody staggers out of the corner. Ricky Vegas connects with the full house on the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody goes down on the mat. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……KICK OUT by The Wretched Nobody. Ricky Vegas takes a few moments to rest up, after a few moments the Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas ducks under, the Wretched Nobody turns around, and Ricky Vegas lifts up the Wretched Nobody and he drops him with a body slam.]

JR-Ricky Vegas has been able to hit some big moves here.

King-Insert gambling reference here.

Kris Gaffney-He’s beaten Wretch before, so he knows it’s possible.

[Ricky Vegas picks up the Wretched Nobody and he hits a slam on the Wretched Nobody. Ricky Vegas picks him up once more and he lifts him up, but the Wretched Nobody shift his weight. He pushes Ricky Vegas forward, the ref is in the way, both Ricky Vegas and the ref have to dive out of the way to avoid hitting each other, however this does allow the Wretched Nobody the opening to hit the trephination on Ricky Vegas. Ricky is down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…………..3!!]

JR-I’m not certain that’s what Wretch was looking for, but he sure took advantage of it.

King-I’m certain Grace could tell us how much they care how it happens as long as it happens.

(A scene opens up in the office of the EMF Divas General Manager, AJ Lee. Tiffany barges into the room, and AJ rolls her eyes at her.)

AJ Lee: You again? What do you want now?

Tiffany: Listen AJ.... you know and I know that we both want the same thing. To see Catherine Walker lose the Women's Championship. But you also know that no one is taking it from her whilst Laura Cena is there defending her.

AJ Lee: On the contrary... I think someone could beat Catherine despite Laura.... just not you or your group. You had an easy chance last week.... and Kelly couldn't even get her dress off. What do you want from me?

Tiffany: You must have seen it last week. That look in Laura's eyes? She was so tempted to turn on Catherine... and get the belt off her... and come back to the real version of the Beautiful People. She wants to be in my group.... she's just lying to herself. Give us one more chance tonight and I promise you.... we will walk out with the Championship, and with Laura in our group.

AJ Lee: If Laura was smart, I don't think she'd associate with either of these bimbo groups. But that's fine.... it definitely would make me happy to see Laura and Catherine implode. So fine.... I will give Kelly one more shot tonight. And to make it easy for her..... Laura will be the Special Guest Referee!

(Tiffany doesn't look too thrilled by this, but then she smiles.)

Tiffany: Fine..... fine. Guess we'll have to make sure Laura joins the right team.... and it has to happen tonight.

(Tiffany turns and leaves the office.)

("Holla" plays over the PA System and out comes Kelly Kelly, ready for her championship match.)

JR: Kelly Kelly was inches away from being the champion last week.... but Catherine's dress just about stayed on.

King: It'll be harder tonight... she'll actually have to pin Catherine to win the title.

Kris: Guess they're banking on the referee....

("How Strong Do You Think I Am" plays next and out comes Catherine Walker. She has the EMF Women's Championship around her waist.)

JR: Catherine has been champion for most of the year, but Tiffany seems to be trying to end that by driving a wedge between her and her best friend....

King: It's a smart strategy, but last week, Laura refused to do it.

Kris: Not sure why Tiffany thinks it'll be different this week....

("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" plays next, and out comes Laura Cena in referee attire.)

JR: Laura Cena has the chance to betray Catherine last week, but didn't do it.

King: Tonight, she has a chance to prove her loyalty.

Kris: Who are we kidding? She's a Cena! She has no loyalty! She probably only helped Catherine last week so we wouldn't have to look at her!

(Suddenly Eddie Stratus pops up at the commentary table, and Kris vanishes.)

Eddie: You're in my chair....

JR: Oh, you finally remembered to show up for your job huh?

Eddie: This is a job?

(The bell rings and the match is underway. Kelly grabs hold of Catherine and irish whips her into the ropes. Catherine bounces back and Kelly takes her down with a clothesline. Kelly starts stomping away on her. Kelly then climbs to the top rope and as Catherine gets up, Kelly leaps off and sends her flying across the ring with a Hurricanrana. Kelly smirks at Laura who gives a sarcastic smile back. Kelly then runs over to Catherine but as Kelly bends down to pick her up, Catherine hits a hard shot to Kelly's face. Catherine jumps up and then grabs Kelly from behind in a Full Nelson and plants her down with the Ice Breaker. Catherine does into the cover for 1..... kick out. Catherine picks Kelly back up but Kelly kicks her in the midsection. Kelly throws Catherine into the corner where she falls to a seated position. Kelly wastes no time hitching her shorts up and going over the hitting a Stink Face on Catherine in the corner. Laura starts to count and as soon as she reaches 4 she pulls Kelly away. Kelly looks at her questioningly and argues with her, meanwhile Catherine slides out of the ring and is retching at ringside. Kelly turns round and starts shouting at her to get back in the ring. Laura starts to count Catherine out.)

JR: So far, the referee seems to be handling this properly.

King: Although a count out wouldn't be the worst result for Catherine...

Eddie: Poor Catherine... if she'd asked, I would have taken that move for her!

JR: I thought you two called off your engagement anyway?

Eddie: My commentary duties have nothing to do with being engaged!

(Catherine rolls back into the ring where Kelly is immediately on her with stomps, but Laura pulls her back because Catherine's foot is still under the ropes. Kelly shrieks at her and gets up in Laura's face. Catherine takes the opening to school girl Kelly down and Laura counts 1..... 2...... kick out! Kelly gets up looking annoyed and Catherine scoops her up quickly and plants her down with Princess Power! Catherine hooks the leg for 1...... 2........ suddenly Laura Cena is pulled out of the ring by Tiffany who has appeared at ringside! Stacy Hancock is there too and they both start shouting at Laura. Catherine jumps up and turns round to see what is going on and looks annoyed. Tiffany tries to hand Laura something, seemingly inviting her into their group. Laura pushes her away and points to the referee badge on her shirt. During this, Laura doesn't see Charlotte Flair sneak into the ring. Catherine turns right into a big boot from Charlotte. Catherine gets up to her knees and Charlotte runs and nails Natural Selection. Kelly then drapes an arm over her. As she does, Tiffany throws Laura back into the ring. Laura looks confused, but reluctantly counts 1...... 2........ KICK OUT by Catherine! Laura looks relieved and the BP can't believe it. Tiffany is shrieking that Laura should have counted faster. Tiffany slides into the ring now and starts talking to Laura again. She puts her hand on Laura's face and smiles at her. Catherine is stumbling to her feet and Tiffany measures her for the TNT... but at the last moment, Laura nails her with a super kick. Tiffany stumbles back and Catherine dumps her out of the ring. Kelly is back up now and runs at Catherine but Catherine scoops her up and drills her down with another Princess Power! All 3 members of Tiffany's group slide into the ring now and Tiffany is pleading with Laura to do the right thing. Charlotte charges at Catherine but Catherine connects with the SMS, just as Laura nails Stacy with a spear, sending both of them flying out of the ring. Kelly is starting to come to and Tiffany is stalking Catherine from behind. Laura looks at Catherine and nods. Tiffany leaps into the air and as she does Catherine dives out the way and Laura pushes Kelly right into the path where she eats the TNT from Tiffany. Catherine then scoops Tiffany up and drills her down with Princess Power before covering Kelly as Laura counts 1..... 2...... 3!)

JR: Well I think that should categorically answer the question as to where Laura's loyalties are.

King: Tiffany won't give up though.... her and Laura go way back and she clearly believes she can win her over.

Eddie: Laura wouldn't dare turn on Catherine.... then she'd have me to answer to!

King: ...... why?

Eddie: Who knows!

(Laura and Catherine hug in the ring while Tiffany and the rest of her group look furious on the outside.)

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is highly personal.

King- You’d think wild card battle royal competitors would already have an idea that this was going to be a car crash.

Kris Gaffney-Guess some are optimistic than others.

Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring.

JR-Connor Wicklow says that his alliance with Azar and Wretch is shaky after he lost the World Championship to Tony.

King-Think he would have had it back?

Kris Gaffney-I guess it did get the World Champion in the ring, it’s not a total loss no matter what.

[Tony Ikeda and Connor Wicklow stare down. The bell rings and Tony Ikeda and Connor Wicklow throw fists to the face. Neither wrestler is giving ground. Tony Ikeda ducks under, but before he can do anything. Connor Wicklow rakes the eyes of Tony Ikeda, Tony Ikeda gets whipped to the ropes, and Connor Wicklow hits a deep arm drag that sends Tony Ikeda flying through the air, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Connor takes advantage of the fact that Tony Ikeda is having issues seeing still. Connor Wicklow hits a few forearm shots to the face of Tony Ikeda. Connor Wicklow attempts to whip him ot the orpes, but it’s reversed by Tony Ikeda. Connor Wicklow bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he connects with the sling blade. Connor Wicklow goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Connor Wicklow takes a few moments to sit on the mat and question the count, but really what that does is allow is Tony Ikeda to get up into the corner. Connor Wicklow hits a knee lift into the gut that stuns him. Connor Wicklow hooks him into a snapmare that sends him down on the mat into a seated position. Connor Wicklow hits a kick to the back of Tony Ikeda. Connor Wicklow picks up Tony Ikeda, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a back breaker.]

JR-Connor Wicklow using questionable tactics to gain an advantage in the early going.

Kris Gaffney-Well that’s why we are here to start with.

King-Guess that’s true.

[Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet. Connor Wicklow kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. Connor Wicklow goes for the Zero Signal, but it’s countered by Tony Ikeda who is able to spin out of it, and he lifts him, and he drops him with spine buster that puts him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda is down on the mat trying to recover. Connor Wicklow fights up to his feet. Tony Ikeda pulls himself up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Connor Wicklow runs at Tony Ikeda attempting to make sure that the momentum of the match swings, but Tony Ikeda uses this and he throws him hard into the corner. Connor Wicklow gets thrown into the corner. Connor Wicklow falls out of the corner, and he falls out of the corner. Tony Ikeda hooks him, and he drops Connor Wicklow with a full nelson slam on Connor Wicklow. Tony Ikeda throws an arm over the downed Connor Wicklow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..KICK OUT by Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow and Tony Ikeda recover, and Connor Wicklow throws a fist. Tony Ikeda ducks under. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face. Tony Ikeda whips him off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda lowers his head, and Connor Wicklow hits a back body drop that sends him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda waits for Connor Wicklow. Tony Ikeda lifts him up for a belly to back suplex, but Connor is able to counter with a cross body block.]

JR-Execellent counter.

King-I’m not sure that Connor played that, he just was able to pull the trigger on the counter before Tony could hit that move.

Kris Gaffney-Is it because he’s old?

King-Well I wasn’t suggesting that…but HA…he’s old.

[Tony Ikeda rolls away and he gets up in the corner. He staggers out, and Connor Wicklow kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he sets him up, and he puts him on the top rope. Tony Ikeda gets hooked, and he gets set up, and he gets dropped with a super plex, Connor Wicklow attempts to float over into a pin. But Tony Ikeda is able to hook Connor Wicklow into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1……………2………..3!!]

JR-Tony Ikeda shocks Connor Wicklow.

King-Meh…he’s still old.

(Tony Ikeda rolls out of the ring before Connor is able to react Tony celebrates as Shockwave goes off the air.)