EMF: Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.) (We go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the Saturday Shockwave stage. The lights turn on after the fireworks end, and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera sweeps around the Shockwave crowd. Finally the Shockwave commentators begin to talk.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Chicago. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Tonight I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Kris Gaffney-Isn’t he always joined by us? King-Yeah, but he’s giving me a reason to hate him more…by the way, I hate you JR! JR-Let’s get this show started! (“the Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, he throws grapes at the crowd, and he enters the ring.) JR-The Melon Club and Tony Ikeda have quite the history. King-All about Fruit no doubt. Kris Gaffney-Like every good feud. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kenny Omegrape is banking on Tony falling to the same curse of his partner. King-This is cursed, that is CURSED Kris Gaffney-MDK approves of this situation. [Tony Ikeda and Kenny Omegrape pace around the ring, they lock up, and then Tony Ikeda is able to hit a knee lift into the gut, he grabs his arm, and he attempts to whip him to the ropes, but Kenny Omegrape is able to reverse it, he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda ducks under a mule kick to the face. Tony Ikeda hooks Kenny Omegrape into a full nelson. But seemly Kenny Omegrape isn’t ready for that move, and he counters with a snap mare. Tony Ikeda falls into the corner, and Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape runs towards Tony ikeda. Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a low drop kick that sends him face first into the top turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards, and Tony Ikeda lifts him up, and he drops him for a back breaker. Kenny Omegrape yells in a lot of pain, and then he is slow to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda kicks him in the gut, he picks him up into a vertical suplex, and he drops him into a falcon arrow. Tony Ikeda holds him down into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..2..KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Kenny Oemgrape. Kenny rolls inot the corner, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Tony Ikeda closes the gap between him and Kenny. Omegrape fires away a few fists to the face that stuns Tony Ikeda. He runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda lifst up Kenny Omegrape, and he drops him for a power slam! Kenny Omegrape is down on the mat. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape, and the ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape!!] JR-Kenny thought he had the momentum going his way, but Tony turned that around quickly. King-Not quite what Kenny figured. Kris Gaffney-The melon gods will find a way! [Tony Ikeda calls for the end of the match, he waits for Kenny Omegrape who is slow to get up to his feet. He hooks him, he lifts him up, but Kenny is able to twist around, and he hits a monkey flip that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Tony Ikeda through the shock of the move gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He gets up to his feet, and he falls into the corner, and Kenny Omegrape runs, jumps and he brings back a forearm shot that connects to the face of Tony Ikeda. Kenny Omegrape brings him out of the corner, he hooks him, and he drops him for a side Russian leg sweep. Kenny Omegrape quickly goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…….2..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Kenny Omegrape doesn’t waste any time. He lifts him up, and he drops him for a slam. Kenny Omegrape backs up into the ropes, he jumps high in the air, and he drops the knee into the face of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is in a seated postion. Kenny Omegrape quickly drops him with a quick kick.] JR-What a kick by Kenny. King-Maybe Tony is cursed. Kris Gaffney-I always suspected it. [Kenny Omegrape goes into the corner, and he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape jumps off of the second turnbuckle, and he goes for some sort of move, but Tony side steps him, hooks him, and he goes for a full nelson suplex. But it’s countered into a victory roll by Kenny Omegrape, but Tony puts his weight on Omegrape into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1……………..2………..3!!] JR-Counter after counter see’s Tony catching Omegrape into a pinning combination for the win. (“Snap your fingers, snap your neck” blasts on the PA system. Carnage walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Carnage has an up, and down run recently. King-He created total carnage, and realized he couldn’t reach that perfection, even if he tried. Kris Gaffney-Some things will never be topped, why try? (“Chris Moxley’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Chris Moxley walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Speaking of having a up and down return, Chris Moxley probably knows what’s that feels like. King-He’ll get it together. Kris Gaffney-Unless he doesn’t. [Chris Moxley starts on the outside of the ring and Carnage stays in the ring. Chris Moxley paces on the outside, and he slides into the ring, and he runs at Carnage yelling like a mad man. Carnage puts his boot up, and then connects with the head of Chris Moxley that puts down Moxley. Carnage waits as Moxley gets up to his feet. Moxley stumbles up to his feet. Carnage drives Chris Moxley into the corner, and he drives his shoulder into the gut with a shoulder block into the gut in the corner, and then another, and then another. Before the ref gets on his case, Carnage sets up, and he throws Chris Moxley out of the corner with a hip toss that sends Chris Moxley flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Chris Moxley is slow to get up to his feet. Carnage lifts up Chris Moxley up in the air, he holds him up there for a few moments, and drops him behind him with a military press slam that sends him flying crashing down on the mat. Chris Moxley hits the mat bounces up, Carnage runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. As Moxley is still getting up to his feet, Carnage grabs Chris Moxley’s head, and he drops him into the mat with a running DDT. Carnage quickly goes into the cover hooking the leg. The ref goes into position, the ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Chris Moxley. Carnage picks up Chris Moxley, and then Chris Moxley is able to counter this with a rake of the eyes. Carnage is blinded, and Chris Moxley stumbles a few moments as he’s still feeling the effects of the moves he’s taken thus far. Chris Moxley fights through it. He runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and attempts to go for a vertical cross body block. But Carnage is able to catch Chris Moxley, and he puts on a bear hug. Chris Moxley is in extreme pain.] JR-Chris Moxley is in trouble here. King-I think he was trouble long before this match started. Kris Gaffney-Guess you don’t want to make Carnage angry. King-He breaks things that he’s not angry at…just think what he does if you anger him. [Chris Moxley is in a lot of pain, before he taps out, he smashes his hands together, and then again, and then again. This breaks the hold. Chris Moxley quickly hits a standing drop kick that stumbles Carnage backwards enough for him to make him fall out of the ring, and on to the floor. Chris Moxley takes a few moments to rest up, and he runs to the ropes, he bounces off o the ropes, and he hits a base ball slide that sends Carnage flying into the barricade. But he’s not off of his feet. Chris Moxley sling shots himself over the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Carnage. Carnage transfers Chris Moxley on to his shoulder. He runs to the ring post. Carnage slides out of the back of Carnage, and he pushes him into the ring post. He strikes the ring post shoulder first. Chris Moxley grabs Carnage, and he throws him into the ring under the bottom rope.] JR-Chris Moxley has been able to turn things around. King-Doesn’t look like he’s in trouble anymore, right JR! [Chris Moxley goes to the top rope, he waits for Carnage to get up to his feet, Chris Moxley goes for a cross body block. But Carnage catches Moxley, he throws him up onto his shoulders, and he drops him for the electric chair drop. Moxley seems out. Carnage goes into the cover on Moxley. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!] JR-Moxley seemed like he was on his way to a win, and Carnage changed that quickly. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out, and does the Yes! Taunt down to the ring before entering the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan didn’t seem too positive about Logan Riley. King-Or was he not a fan of Showtime? Kris Gaffney-No one is a fan of Showtime…stupid Showtime. (“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage. He walks to the ring.) JR-Logan Riley has seemed to have issues with his opponent at the last PPV. King-Don’t we all have problems with him? Kris Gaffney-Everyone who doesn’t is dead….. King-…SPOILERS!! [Daniel Bryan and Logan Riley stand in the middle of the ring. They stare down, and they talk trash. Lgoan Riley tries to go for the Final Cut. Daniel Bryan ducks under, he pushes him to the ropes. Logan Riley bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he connects with af lying shoulder block that takes down Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan gets up shocked, Daniel Bryan throws a kick to the face of Logan Riley. Riley ducks it and he hits a knife edge chop to the chest that echo’s through out the arena. Daniel Bryan stumbles backwards, Logan Riley hits another one. Daniel Bryan answers back with a spinning back elbow to the side of the head. Logan Riley stumbles backwards. Daniel Bryan runs towards Logan Riley, Logan counters with a big boot to the head. Logan Riley picks up Daniel Bryan by his hair, and he lifts him up into power bomb position. He brings him up, and he drops him backwards into the top rope throat first with a reverse power bomb. Daniel Bryan rolls around couching trying to catch his breath. He climbs up to his feet in the corner. Logan Riley runs, and he catches Daniel Bryan with a running knee to the face. He steps back down, he grabs his arm, and he hooks Daniel Bryan, and he hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Logan Riley shakes his head, and he gets up, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Daniel Bryan. Logan Riley grabs Daniel Bryan, and he throws him over the top rope, and then he looks like he’s going to do some sort of move, but Daniel Bryan is able to catch Logan Riley off guard by grabbing his neck, and dropping down hitting the a hang man. Logan Riley stumbles backwards.] JR-Logan Riley has stayed in control most of this match, but Daniel Bryan has had a counter, and now he has a chance to strike back. King-That’s why he’s hanged around the EMF for so long, just when you think you have him down, he makes a come back. [Daniel Bryan goes over to the corner, and he climbs up to the top rope, he waits for Logan Riley to turn towards him, and then he leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying front missile drop kick that puts down Logan Riley. Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to recover, but clearly he’s starting to gain momentum as he gets up to his feet. Logan Riley throws a fist to the face, but Daniel Bryan blocks it, and he fires back with a few stinging forearm shots to the face. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Lgoan Riley. Daniel Bryan comes off of the ropes, he jumps off of the ropes, and he hits one of his pattern diving clothesline that puts down Logan Riley. Daniel Bryan waits for Logan Riley to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan picks him up, and he drops him for a body slam near the corner. Daniel Bryan goes to the outside of the ring, he climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off, and he connects with a diving head butt from the top rope. Daniel Bryan hooks the leg of Logan Riley. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2….KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he starts to do the YES taunt. Logan Riley gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan goes for it, but Logan Riley moves out of the way. Daniel Bryan is able to land on his feet. Logan riley doesn’t expect it, and he Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the head. Logan Riley falls down on the mat once again. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Logan Riley. The ref once again goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1….2…KICK OUT by Logan Riley!!] JR-Kick out by Logan Riley. King-This match is as good as we expected. Kris Gaffney-Maybe even better. King-Also the EMF is the only place to see action like that. Kris Gaffney-…shut up King… [Logan Riley is getting up to his feet, Daniel Bryan attempts to drive down Riley with an arm bar. Riley blocks it, Daniel Bryan tries to switch arms. With the momentum, Logan Riley throws Daniel Bryan off, allowing him to hit the Final Cut on Bryan. Bryan goes down. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………….3!!] JR-Bryan attempt to lock in the No Lock was countered, and gave Riley enough of an opening to hit the Final Cut to gain the victory. (“Burn in my light” blasts on the PA system. Resurrected 1 walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This should be a very interesting contest. King-Say what you want about Resurrected 1, you’re going to always get a fight. Kris Gaffney-Which is definitely what he has here. (The lights go out and lights come on switching from red to green as we hear "Money" by Pink Floyd over the loud speakers. The fans sing along and we hear a mixture of cheers and jeers as "The White Devil" Joey Gambino steps out from the back. He stand at center stage sporting black shades and a black suit. He look out to the crowd and then rips the suit off and tosses his glasses into the crowd. He taps his chest and yells and then begins his walk to the ring. Focused and confident Joey climbs into the ring and feeds off of the fans awaiting the match to begin.) JR-Should be noted that Resurrected 1 and Joey Gambino are going to be tagging up soon. Kris Gaffney-How did that happen…his record of getting a tag team partner isn’t very good…plus it’s not King. King-No it’s not… [Resurrected 1 runs towards Joey Gambino. Gambino is able to counter with a big boot that puts down Resurrected 1. Resurrected 1 shocked that he was caught rolls under the ropes, and he gets up to his feet after rolling under the ropes. Joey Gambino hooks him, and he throws him into the ring. He crashes down on the mat, slowly he gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Joey Gambino hip toss him over the ropes, and on to the mat around ring. Resurrected 1 gets up to his feet. Joey Gambino picks up Resurrected 1, and then he drops him for a rear spinning pancake that sends Resurrected 1 face first into the mat. Resurrected 1 goes hard into the mat. Joey Gambino thinking that it might be enough to go for a pin, He pushes Resurrected 1 on his back, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Resurrected 1. Joey shrugs, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Resurrected 1. Resurrected 1 goes into the ropes, and Joey Gambino pushes down on the throat of Resurrected 1. The ref counts to 4, and Joey Gambino backs away breaking the hold, and then as the ref gets off his case, he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air, and he comes down on the back of Resurrected 1. Resurrected 1 falls down on the mat, and he tries to get up, but as he’s on his hands, and knee’s. Resurrected 1 gets hit with a kick to the ribs. With the impact of the move, he rolls away. He waits for Resurrected 1 to get up to his feet. He scoops up Resurrected 1, and he lifts him up, and he drops him for a shoulder breaker that allows Joey Gambino to attempt to go for another cover to see if he can get a three count here. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2………KICK OUT by Resurrected 1. Joey Gambino looks a bit annoyed, but determined to end this match now. He gets up to his feet, and he calls for the end of the match.] JR-Joey Gambino is looking to end this match. King-It’s going to take a lot more than that to beat Resurrected 1. Kris Gaffney-Will a finisher do it? King-Good chance in this fed….in the WWE…no… [Resurrected 1 gets picked up by his hair, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, and then he lifts him up for the Hit. But Resurrected 1 is able to hit a knee to the top of the head. This stuns Joey, Joey lets Resurrected 1 fall on his feet. Resurrected 1 picks up Joey, and he drops him with a whiplashspine buster that puts him down on the mat. Joey Gambino hits the mat hard. Resurrected 1 grabs a hold of the ropes, and he takes a few moments to rest up. Resurrected 1 is watching as Joey Gambino fights up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Joey Gambino runs towards Resurrected 1. Resurrected 1 counters with a back elbow that connects on Joey Gambino. Resurrected 1 hooks a full nelson, and drops Gambino for a full nelson front Russian leg sweep that puts down Joey Gambino. Resurrected 1 goes into the cover on Joey Gambino. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………..2..KICK OUT by Joey Gambino. Resurrected 1 takes a few moments to rest up. He see’s a chance, and he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, he attempts to hook him for Dirty Deeds. But it’s countered by Joey Gambino who hits a few jabs to the ribs. Resurrected 1 stumbles backward stunned. Joey Gambino runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. But Resurrected 1 as he comes off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a drop kick that sends Joey Gambino down on the mat. Resurrected 1 shakes his head, and he picks up Joey Gambino. He lifts him up, and he slams down on the mat with a body slam. Resurrected 1 stands by the head of Joey Gambino, and he drops a leg drop.] King-It’s over! Kris Gaffney-John Cena would agree. King-For all those who remember that month long gimmick… [Resurrected 1 picks up Joey, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he attempts to whip him to the ropes. Joey hits a vicious double axe handle that puts down Resurrected 1. Joey picks up Resurrected 1, he lifts him up, and he drops him for the Hit. Joey goes into the cover on Resurrected 1. The ref counts 1………..2……3!!] JR-With one move turns the tide of the entire match, and Joey Gambino wins. (The lights go out and begin to flash blue as we hear "Done With That (Day One Remix)" by CFO$ over the loud speakers. The fans have a big POP and begin chanting "USOS" as the two brothers slowly walk out from the back, Jey with one half of the Tag Titles around his neck, Jimmy holding his by the strap over his back. They stand at center stage and look out to the crowd and then at eachother. They tap their forearms together and begin their walk to the ring. Focused and confident both brothers climb into the ring and feed off of the fans awaiting the match to begin as Jey stays outside, and Jimmy goes into the ring, hands his half of the title to Jey.) Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first he stands 6’2” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is fighting out of San Francisco, California. He is one half of the Tag Team Champions, accompanied to the ring by Jey Uso, JIMMY USO! JR: Both as a singles competitor and a tag team, these Usos have been making an immediate impact and Jimmy has been very impressive. King: Can you believe they beat a sleeping Tony Ikeda for the Tag Team championships? KG: Tony Ikeda sleeping… Isn’t that what old people do? ('X Gonna Give It To Ya'- DMX blasts over the loud speakers. Out from the back comes Paige and following is Wade Wilson. He plays to the fans on the stage on both sides getting them screaming louder and louder. Paige smiling and clapping in the center, Wade comes back slaps her ass and kisses her cheek. They both skip down the ramp slapping hands with the fans.) Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 6’2” and standing at 210 lbs. He is fighting out of Canada, he’s accompanied to the ring by Paige. The Merc With A Mouth, WADE WILSON! JR: Both of these men are undefeated on the main roster, we will see who will be able to keep that streak going. KG: I vote Jimmy. King: Paige is here, we all win! (Wade gives Paige a kiss and jumps up onto the ring apron and then leaps over the top rope. He stands opposite of Jimmy.) DING! DING! DING! (The match begins and the two both run towards one another. Jimmy goes to throw a hard lariat that’s ducked by Wade. Wade continues running to the corner, Jimmy stops, turns and follows Wade. Wade leaps up on the top turnbuckle and in on motion leaps back attempting a moonsault on top of Jimmy, but Jimmy moves to the side and Wade crashes down onto the mat and before he can jump back up Jimmy kicks Wade hard right in the ribs causing Wade to roll over and he continues to roll right outside of the ring and on his feet. Jimmy steps forward puts his hands on the top rope and nods his head smiling. He sprints to the opposite side of the ring and on the return, Wade turns to face the ring holding his gut and Jimmy leaps right over the top rope diving right into Wade causing them both to crash to the outside of the ring. Jimmy back to his feet stomps the gut of Wade and then grabs Wade by the head lifting him up, he continues to hold the back of Wade’s head and charges forward tossing Wade hard into the corner of the ring post and Wade falls back to the ground as the ref begins his count.) Ref: ONE! (Jimmy walks over to the announcer table and clears it off, Wade’s climbing to his feet using the barricade, Jimmy sprints back over, leaps up hitting Wade with a dropkick sending him back into the barricade and then to the ground.) Ref: TWO! (Jimmy grabs Wade and picks him up, he whips him into the corner of the barricade hard causing Wade to hit back first and then smash to the ground, then Jimmy runs over, jumps up and drops down with an elbow to the chest of Wade.) Ref: THREE! (Jimmy lifts Wade up, drags him over to the announcer table and lays him on top. Jimmy drops an elbow to the gut and then two hard rights to the face of Wade.) Ref: FOUR! (Jimmy climbs onto the ring apron and then jumps up on the turnbuckle, he turns to face Wade laying on the table, the ref motioning for him to climb down. Jimmy points at Wade and stands up, then leaps off hitting Wade with a splash causing them both to come crashing through the announcer table. The ref’s count restarts.) Ref: ONE! JR: Bah Gawd, Jimmy is bringing the fight to Wade! King: I missed it, I can’t stop looking at Paige! KG: Yea, there is a reason we no longer have a table to sit at King, maybe because Jimmy just crashed through it by jumping on Wade! (Both men are down.) Ref: TWO! (Jimmy rolls over to his hands and knees and starts to push himself up.) Ref: THREE! (Jimmy staggers to his feet and stumbles over towards Wade grabbing him by his head and walking him towards the ring.) Ref: FOUR! (Jimmy slides Wade into the ring and then slides in himself and lays on Wade hooking his leg for the pin.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... (KICKOUT!) (Wade kicks out. Jimmy climbs back to his feet, picks Wade up and whips him into the ropes, on the return Wade jumps clean over Jimmy and continues to the next rope, once close enough Wade jumps up onto the top rope and propels himself to the middle of the ring where Jimmy is and connects with a moonsault. Jimmy crashes to the mat and Wade rolls right off grabbing at his midsection. Paige clapping Wade on and Jey clapping Jimmy on as they both climb to their feet, once both are standing Wade springs off the rope behind him and heads at Jimmy, Wade leaps up attempting a cross body, but Jimmy wraps him up, twists and nails a fast scoop slam to the mat. He then lifts up Wade, whips him against the ropes and on the return hits a vicious spine buster. Jimmy then runs over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle, once on top Jimmy jumps off attempting another splash but Wade is able to roll out of the way and Jimmy crashes down to the mat and grabs at his body in pain.) JR: Wow, Jimmy almost had the opportunity to finish the match! KG: That looked like it hurt. I bet he regrets going for that splash right now. King: I bet it hurt when Paige fell from heaven, PUPPIES! (Wade rolls to the outside apron of the ring. He pulls himself up with the ropes and waits for Jimmy to get back to his feet. Once he’s standing and turns to face Wade, Wade jumps up and springs off of the top rope connecting with a springboard cross body and stays on top for the pin.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!...(KICKOUT!) (Jimmy kicks out. Wade picks Jimmy up, grabs his arm and whips him towards the ropes, Wade runs opposite bouncing off of the opposite, on the return Wade summersaults on the ground and uses the momentum to leap up and connect with a hard lariat dropping Jimmy to the mat. Wade continues to roll and then slides to the outside of the ring staying on the outside apron. He stand sup and waits for Jimmy to get back to his feet, Wade leaps up and uses the top rope springing him into the air connecting with a springboard dropkick. Wade runs over to the corner, leaps up attempting a moonsault off the top rope but Jimmy is able to put his knees up and Wade crashes down on top of them. Both men slow to their feet, once both are standing and facing each other Jimmy connects with a superkick causing Wade to bounce back into the ropes, on the return Jimmy picks him up connecting with a Samoan drop and then goes for the cover.) Ref: ONE!...TWO!...THRRR(KICKOUT!) JR: BAH GAWD! How is Wade still moving? KG: That was one hell of a kick, the Melon God’s are in Wade’s corner tonight! King: He crumbled Sparta, he has Paige, he can do anything! (Jimmy shakes his head and hits the mat. He runs over to the corner, climbs the turnbuckle and faces Wade. Jimmy leaps off, but as he is in the air Wade kip ups to his feet, jumps up connecting with a hard uppercut to Jimmy’s face as he’s coming down and seemingly unconscious Jimmy drops to the mat hard. Wade falls on top of him for the cover.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THRRR(KICKOUT!) (Somehow out of instinct Jimmy is able to kickout. Wade stands, grabs Jimmy by the head and lifts him to his feet, Wade connects with a northern lights suplex, without letting go rolls into a deadlift vertical suplex. Wade back to his feet drags Jimmy to his feet and whips him into the corner. Wade runs at him and spears him, keeping his shoulder in Jimmy’s gut Wade lifts him and sits him atop of the turnbuckle. Wade climbs up on top, jumps up connecting with a Avalanche Frankensteiner. Wade hurries and climbs to the outer apron, he leaps up and springs off the top rope attempting a springboard 450 splash, but somehow Jimmy throws up both knees again and Wade crashes down onto them. Both men are down. They both climb slowly to their feet. Once standing, they face one another Jimmy throws a right hand that is ducked by Wade, Wade spins around to the back of Jimmy hooks around Jimmy’s neck and Wade lifts him up, spins, leaps in the air and slams him down with Vertigo! Wade stays seated and grabs Jimmy’s leg for the pin.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THRRRR(KICKOUT!) JR: Somehow Jimmy is able to keep fighting! KG: What an exciting match up! King: You know what else is exciting? Watching Paige jump up and down!... If only Melonia was here… (Wade get to his feet, pulls Jimmy up and whips him against the ropes, Wade follows, Jimmy jumps up and springs off of the top rope and connects with a crossbody on Wade. He then lifts Wade to his feet, whips him into the corner, sprints over, leaps up and connects with a European uppercut, Wade falls to the mat, Jimmy rolls to the outer side of the ring and then climbs the turnbuckle, motions for Wade to stand, once Wade is standing Jimmy leaps off, hooks his legs around the neck of Wade and connects with a hurricanrauna. Jimmy back to his feet, runs to the ropes and on the return leaps up connecting with an splash right on Wade, Jimmy goes to his knees as Wade rolls over to his stomach, Jimmy traps Wade’s arm and then hooks his chin and begins squeezing the submission, Wade in pain the ref continues to check on him. Inch by inch Wade makes his way to the rope where the ref has Jimmy let go. Jimmy stands up quick and stomps the back of Wade. He lifts Wade to his feet, pushes him into the corner, backs up and sprints forward attempting to spear Wade, but Wade jumps out of the way and Jimmy crashes shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Wade grabs Jimmy’s feet and yanks him off so he smashes down to the mat. Wade stands on the side of the downed Jimmy with his back to him, Wade leaps up and connects with a standing moonsault. Wade back to his feet, runs over to the corner, leaps up and leaps off with a 630 Senton. Wade then grabs Jimmy pulling him to his feet, but leaving his head between Wade’s legs, Wade hooks Jimmy’s arms, leaps up and connects with THE DEAD POOL! And then rolls Jimmy over and goes for the cover.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE! DING! DING! DING! Announcer: And here is your winner, The Merc With A Mouth, WADE WILSON! JR: Wow! What a match up these two put on, it was tough to keep up with the pace of the match. KG: Plus you are old, I’m sure that had something to do with it. King: NOW FOR PAIGE CELEBRATION! (Paige slides in the ring and starts to celebrate with Wade. Jey slides in and helps Jimmy to his feet. He helps Jimmy outside of the ring as “X Gonna Give It To Ya” Blasts over the loud speakers. The fans go crazy as Wade and Paige continue their celebration as Shockwave cuts to commercial.) (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. He runs back and forth on the stage hyping up the fans, points to the ring and begins heading down the ramp slapping hands with fans reaching out to him. In the ring Ryder paces back and forth smirking.) Announcer: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 224 lbs standing 6'2", The Long Island Iced-Z, ZACK RYDER! Jr: Again, Zack Ryder looking to bounce back. He’s had the unfortunate losses these past few weeks. Not that he can’t win, just a struggle. KG: Everybody has these slopes now and again, Zack is somebody who can bounce back. King: Let’s just hope Melonia is here. (“The Duck Song” Blasts over the loud speakers and out walks Jack Heyman wearing a pink button up suit with watermelon pin stripes and a mic in hand. He stands on top of the stage.) JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION! HE IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, standing at 6’2” weighing in at 205 lbs. He is WALTER MELON! (Out walks Walter Melon from the back. He finishes his last bite of a watermelon and tosses the last bit of it out into the crowd. He hast he extreme championship around his waist, wearing Watermelon speedo and nothing else. They both begin their walk to the ring, but Walter motions for Jack Heyman to go back to the locker room, Heyman listens and Walter continues to the ring.) JR: Walter Melon looking to take out this half of the Badd Bros. Should be an interesting match up with no rules. KG: Only if the Melon God’s allow it. King: WHAAT?!? Where the hell is Melonia? (Once inside the ring Walter unstraps his belt and hands it to the official who hands it out of the ring. Walter standing opposite of Zack Ryder, Ryder looks ready to go. Ryder lifts his hands in the shape of a gun and winks at Walter with a smirk and then pretends to fire the gun. Walter Melon pretends to catch the bullet Zack Ryder shot with his hand, he examines it and puts it inside of his mouth and begins to chew. He gets a disgusting look and spits it out, quickly reaches into his speedo pulls out a grape and eats it, then reaches in grabbing another out of his speedo tossing it at Zack Ryder, Ryder was able to dodge it.) DING! DING! DING! (The match begins with Walter immediately sliding out of the ring. Zack Ryder motions to him yelling “COME ON MAN!” Walter begins searching under the ring, Ryder shakes his head and slides out of the ring himself and begins sprinting around the ring. Walter pulls out a chair, taps it twice on the ground and smiles. He lifts it up and looking into the ring to see nobody there, in confusion he turns and as he turns Zack Ryder leaps off of the staircases and dropkicks the chair right into Walter Melon’s face, dropping Walter to the ground and instantly cutting him open. Ryder pops right back to his feet and yells “WOO!” Then grabs Walter by the head, lifts him up to his feet but leaves Walter’s head under his shoulder and drops backwards with a DDT right on top of the chair. Ryder then reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up outside of the ring. Walter rolling back over to his knees, Ryder runs at him and smashes his knee into Walter’s face. Ryder then lifts Walter up, walks him to the table and puts Walters back against it. Ryder hits Walter with a couple punches and then lays him out on the table. Ryder slides into the ring, jumps up onto the turnbuckle, plays to the fans to get them going and then leaps off of the turnbuckle hitting Walter Melon with a elbow drop crashing right through the ring. Zack Ryder picks Walter Melon up and slides him into the ring. Ryder gets into the ring and goes for the pin.) JR: Zack Ryder may have made this a quick one! KG: That’s what she said. King; Ha! I got that. Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THR(KICKOUT!) (Walter Melon able to kick out, Ryder a bit surprised, but doesn’t hesitate to get back to his feet. Ryder climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off attempting a splash on to Walter, but Walter is able to roll out of the way causing Ryder to come crashing down to the ring. Both men down. Walter uses the ropes to get to his feet, Ryder slow to the feet himself and holding his stomach. Walter gets up, leans in the corner and wipes blood from his eyes. Ryder charges him and goes to dive shoulder first into Walter’s gut, but Walter moves out of the way and Ryder crashes shoulder first directly into the ring post causing him to hang up between the ropes. Walter laughs, reaches in his speedo and pulls out a grape to eat. The grape seems to have given him energy. He then soccer kicks Ryder directly in the nuts, grabs Ryder’s feet and yanks him into the air down to the mat. Ryder curls up grabbing at his crotch. Walter goes for the pin.) Ref: ONE!... T(KICKOUT!) JR: That shot had to of hurt. KG: That was BADD. King: Well, I guess the Melon God’s didn’t plan on Zack Ryder having any children. (Walter wearing a smirk on his face, slides back out of the ring. He walks to a hooded fan who hands Walter an entire Watermelon. Walter rubs the fans head and when the hood falls of it’s revealed to be Jesse Peachman. Walter climbs onto the ring and then on the top rope. Walter leaps of Melon first right onto Ryder’s face and the watermelon smashes into pieces. Walter takes a piece of the melon and begins to rub it onto his cut, he reaches for more and rubs it onto his face, reaches for more and rubs it onto his body, after each time he rubs it onto himself he eats the pieces, by the time Walter eats the entire smashes Melon, green outer shell and all he leaps up to his feet full of energy and by this time Ryder is using the ropes to pull himself up. Walter charges him, but Ryder drops down pulling the top rope causing Walter to flip right over. Walter lands on his feet, Ryder sprints to the opposite side of the ring, and on the return he jumps over the top rope connecting with a cross body onto Walter and crashes down to the ground. Ryder rolls, gets back to his feet and slaps hands with a fan who hands him a beer, he chugs it quick, he grabs another beer and dumps it onto Walter’s face. Walter rolls over grabbing at his eyes, Ryder picks him up, grabs Walter’s arm with both hands and whips him hard into the corner of the barricade. Ryder rushes Walter and leaps up connecting with a hard lariat causing both men to flip over the back of the barricade. Ryder pulls himself back to his feet, a fan hands him another beer and Ryder downs it.) JR: Ryder looks to be having a blast out there tonight. KG: He’s going to be drunk pretty soon, that’ll be BADD. King: Where is Melonia? I’d like to see her chugging like this… PUPPIES! (Walter rolls over to his hands and knees trying to pull himself up, Ryder asks a fan a question, the fan nods his head and moves aside as Ryder grabs the fans chair, folds it up and smashes it into the back of Walter… Once… Twice… Three times and then he tosses the bent chair over the barricade. He lifts up Walter and tosses him right over the top of the barricade. Ryder is handed another beer and he chugs it down again and then leaps over the barricade himself. He walks over to the ring, reaches under it pulling out two chars. He sets them both up, takes the chair that was bent and lays it across the two. He walks over to Walter and picks him up, he walks him over to the chairs and Ryder as his back facing them. Ryder hooks Walter’s head and attempts a suplex that would cause Walter to crash right into them, Walter blocks the suplex with his leg, Rdyer attempts it again and again Walter blocks it and Walter lifts Ryder completing a northern lights suplex. Walter rolls over, uses the ring to pull himself to his feet. Walter then wipes the blood from his eyes again, looks over to the chairs Ryder set up and smirks. He grabs a grape from his speedo and rubs it on his cut and then eats it. Walter then jumps up and stomps onto the chest of Ryder. Walter picks Ryder up, lays him on top of the chairs that he set up, Walter climbs the ring, then climbs the turnbuckle, uptop he grabs his crotch and leaps off connecting with the FRUIT SMASH! Causing Ryder to crash through the chairs he was set up on, when doing this Walter stumbled forward, tripped on one of the chairs and fell into the barricade. Walter sits up putting his back against the barricade, he reaches into his speedo and begins feeling around but seems to not find any fruit, he uses the barricade to pull himself up, reaches in the back of his speedo and finds a grape that he eats, from the stands Jesse Peachman hands Walter a big baggy filled with grapes and Walter pours them into his speedo and then dumps the rest onto Ryder.) JR: Did he just…? KG: Yea, I think I’m going to be sick. King: I need to see Melonia before I throw up… (Walter grabs Ryder, tosses him into the ring and goes for the cover.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THRRRRR(KICKOUT!) (Ryder able to kickout. Walter shakes his head, eats a grape from his speedo, stands up, grabs a handful of grapes and shoves them into the face of the ref. The ref wipes his mouth and backing away yells at Walter, Walter shakes his head and then truns to face the downed Ryder. Ryder crawling towards the ropes, Walter smirking begins to stalk him while eating grapes. Ryder pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, turns and Walter throws a slap in the face of Ryder, he laughs and throws another, and another, on the next slap he attempts Ryder ducks it and hits Walter with a hard uppercut and when he stumbles back, Ryder lunges forward and leaps up connecting with a dropkick to Walter. Ryder back to his feet, lifts Walter up by his feet and whips him into the ropes, Ryder runs opposite ropes and they both bounce off, on the return Ryder attempts a ROUGH RYDER! That is ducked by Walter, Walter continues to run and on the return he ducks and Ryder leaps over him, Walter continues running and this time on the return attempts a dropkick, but Ryder is able to push Walter’s legs to the side, Ryder grabs Walter’s ankle and locks it up beginning to squeeze. The ref keeps checking on Walter.) JR: Ropes can’t save Walter, Ryder could possibly finish this match right now. KG: Yeah, Only if the Melon God’s allow it. King: Speaking of Melons, where is Melonia? (Ryder squeezes harder and harder, but Walter is able to turn and push Ryder away with his other foot. Walter rolls over and gets back to his feet, once standing Ryder rushes forward and hits a lariat, Walter back to his feet quick, Ryder with another lariat, Walter back up quick and this time Ryder connects with a leaping lariat, stands up, jumps and hits Walter with a leg drop and then hooks the leg.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... T(KICKOUT!) (Walter able to kick out, Ryder pushes his feet against Walter to help him roll back and gets back to his feet, Walter rolls to his hands and knees, Ryder bounces off the rope and on the return kicks Walter hard in the rips, the kick echoes the arena and Walter rolls out of the ring, falls to the ground with a few grapes falling out of his speedo, grape juice is dripping from his speedo and rolls under the ring with just his feet hanging out from under the apron. Ryder climbs out of the ring, grabs Walter by the ankles and rips him out from under the ring, he bends down to grab Walter, but he has something in his mouth and once Ryder bends down he spits it all into Ryder’s face and its Raw Apple Cider Vinegar all in the eyes of Ryder. Ryder grabbing at his eyes begins to yell and falls back into the barricade. He reaches back, a fan hands him water and he pours it all over his face and in his eyes. Walter pulls himself to his feet, Ryder still cant see pulling at his eyes bends over, Walter runs forward, leaps up and connects with a knee to the face which cuts Ryder’s cheek open, Walter slides Ryder into the ring Walter slides into the ring, picks Ryder up and whips him into the corner, Walter backs into the opposite corner, cups his hand and reaches into his speedo and when he pulls it out its dripping with grape juice and crushed grapes that he shoves into his mouth. He wipes his eyes of blood, grabs his crotch and then sprints forward, Ryder still unable to see, Walter rushes as fast as he can at Ryder, dives at Ryder’s crotch connecting with THE BANANA SPLIT! Ryder drops grabbing at his crotch and goes for the pin.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE! DING! DING! DING! Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, your Extreme Champion, The Watermelon Kingpin, WALTER MELON! JR: Wow, what a crazy matchup. KG: Melon God’s called for a great match up. King: Can we see Melonia now? (Walter is handed the extreme championship and he rips it from the official, he stands over Ryder and holds it into the air as “The Duck Song” hits the loud speakers. He then smirks and exits the ring, heads backstage laughing, eating grapes as Shockwave goes off air.)

EMF: Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen.)

(We go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts on the Saturday Shockwave stage. The lights turn on after the fireworks end, and fans yell, and wave their signs. The camera sweeps around the Shockwave crowd. Finally the Shockwave commentators begin to talk.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Chicago. Welcome to Saturday Shockwave. Tonight I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

Kris Gaffney-Isn’t he always joined by us?

King-Yeah, but he’s giving me a reason to hate him more…by the way, I hate you JR!

JR-Let’s get this show started!

(“the Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, he throws grapes at the crowd, and he enters the ring.)

JR-The Melon Club and Tony Ikeda have quite the history.

King-All about Fruit no doubt.

Kris Gaffney-Like every good feud.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kenny Omegrape is banking on Tony falling to the same curse of his partner.

King-This is cursed, that is CURSED

Kris Gaffney-MDK approves of this situation.

[Tony Ikeda and Kenny Omegrape pace around the ring, they lock up, and then Tony Ikeda is able to hit a knee lift into the gut, he grabs his arm, and he attempts to whip him to the ropes, but Kenny Omegrape is able to reverse it, he bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda ducks under a mule kick to the face. Tony Ikeda hooks Kenny Omegrape into a full nelson. But seemly Kenny Omegrape isn’t ready for that move, and he counters with a snap mare. Tony Ikeda falls into the corner, and Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape runs towards Tony ikeda. Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a low drop kick that sends him face first into the top turnbuckle. He stumbles backwards, and Tony Ikeda lifts him up, and he drops him for a back breaker. Kenny Omegrape yells in a lot of pain, and then he is slow to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda kicks him in the gut, he picks him up into a vertical suplex, and he drops him into a falcon arrow. Tony Ikeda holds him down into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..2..KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Kenny Oemgrape. Kenny rolls inot the corner, and he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Tony Ikeda closes the gap between him and Kenny. Omegrape fires away a few fists to the face that stuns Tony Ikeda. He runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda lifst up Kenny Omegrape, and he drops him for a power slam! Kenny Omegrape is down on the mat. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape, and the ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape!!]

JR-Kenny thought he had the momentum going his way, but Tony turned that around quickly.

King-Not quite what Kenny figured.

Kris Gaffney-The melon gods will find a way!

[Tony Ikeda calls for the end of the match, he waits for Kenny Omegrape who is slow to get up to his feet. He hooks him, he lifts him up, but Kenny is able to twist around, and he hits a monkey flip that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Tony Ikeda through the shock of the move gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He gets up to his feet, and he falls into the corner, and Kenny Omegrape runs, jumps and he brings back a forearm shot that connects to the face of Tony Ikeda. Kenny Omegrape brings him out of the corner, he hooks him, and he drops him for a side Russian leg sweep. Kenny Omegrape quickly goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…….2..KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Kenny Omegrape doesn’t waste any time. He lifts him up, and he drops him for a slam. Kenny Omegrape backs up into the ropes, he jumps high in the air, and he drops the knee into the face of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is in a seated postion. Kenny Omegrape quickly drops him with a quick kick.]

JR-What a kick by Kenny.

King-Maybe Tony is cursed.

Kris Gaffney-I always suspected it.

[Kenny Omegrape goes into the corner, and he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape jumps off of the second turnbuckle, and he goes for some sort of move, but Tony side steps him, hooks him, and he goes for a full nelson suplex. But it’s countered into a victory roll by Kenny Omegrape, but Tony puts his weight on Omegrape into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1……………..2………..3!!]

JR-Counter after counter see’s Tony catching Omegrape into a pinning combination for the win.

(“Snap your fingers, snap your neck” blasts on the PA system. Carnage walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Carnage has an up, and down run recently.

King-He created total carnage, and realized he couldn’t reach that perfection, even if he tried.

Kris Gaffney-Some things will never be topped, why try?

(“Chris Moxley’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Chris Moxley walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Speaking of having a up and down return, Chris Moxley probably knows what’s that feels like.

King-He’ll get it together.

Kris Gaffney-Unless he doesn’t.

[Chris Moxley starts on the outside of the ring and Carnage stays in the ring. Chris Moxley paces on the outside, and he slides into the ring, and he runs at Carnage yelling like a mad man. Carnage puts his boot up, and then connects with the head of Chris Moxley that puts down Moxley. Carnage waits as Moxley gets up to his feet. Moxley stumbles up to his feet. Carnage drives Chris Moxley into the corner, and he drives his shoulder into the gut with a shoulder block into the gut in the corner, and then another, and then another. Before the ref gets on his case, Carnage sets up, and he throws Chris Moxley out of the corner with a hip toss that sends Chris Moxley flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Chris Moxley is slow to get up to his feet. Carnage lifts up Chris Moxley up in the air, he holds him up there for a few moments, and drops him behind him with a military press slam that sends him flying crashing down on the mat. Chris Moxley hits the mat bounces up, Carnage runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. As Moxley is still getting up to his feet, Carnage grabs Chris Moxley’s head, and he drops him into the mat with a running DDT. Carnage quickly goes into the cover hooking the leg. The ref goes into position, the ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Chris Moxley. Carnage picks up Chris Moxley, and then Chris Moxley is able to counter this with a rake of the eyes. Carnage is blinded, and Chris Moxley stumbles a few moments as he’s still feeling the effects of the moves he’s taken thus far. Chris Moxley fights through it. He runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, and attempts to go for a vertical cross body block. But Carnage is able to catch Chris Moxley, and he puts on a bear hug. Chris Moxley is in extreme pain.]

JR-Chris Moxley is in trouble here.

King-I think he was trouble long before this match started.

Kris Gaffney-Guess you don’t want to make Carnage angry.

King-He breaks things that he’s not angry at…just think what he does if you anger him.

[Chris Moxley is in a lot of pain, before he taps out, he smashes his hands together, and then again, and then again. This breaks the hold. Chris Moxley quickly hits a standing drop kick that stumbles Carnage backwards enough for him to make him fall out of the ring, and on to the floor. Chris Moxley takes a few moments to rest up, and he runs to the ropes, he bounces off o the ropes, and he hits a base ball slide that sends Carnage flying into the barricade. But he’s not off of his feet. Chris Moxley sling shots himself over the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Carnage. Carnage transfers Chris Moxley on to his shoulder. He runs to the ring post. Carnage slides out of the back of Carnage, and he pushes him into the ring post. He strikes the ring post shoulder first. Chris Moxley grabs Carnage, and he throws him into the ring under the bottom rope.]

JR-Chris Moxley has been able to turn things around.

King-Doesn’t look like he’s in trouble anymore, right JR!

[Chris Moxley goes to the top rope, he waits for Carnage to get up to his feet, Chris Moxley goes for a cross body block. But Carnage catches Moxley, he throws him up onto his shoulders, and he drops him for the electric chair drop. Moxley seems out. Carnage goes into the cover on Moxley. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-Moxley seemed like he was on his way to a win, and Carnage changed that quickly.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out, and does the Yes! Taunt down to the ring before entering the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan didn’t seem too positive about Logan Riley.

King-Or was he not a fan of Showtime?

Kris Gaffney-No one is a fan of Showtime…stupid Showtime.

(“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage. He walks to the ring.)

JR-Logan Riley has seemed to have issues with his opponent at the last PPV.

King-Don’t we all have problems with him?

Kris Gaffney-Everyone who doesn’t is dead…..

King-…SPOILERS!!

[Daniel Bryan and Logan Riley stand in the middle of the ring. They stare down, and they talk trash. Lgoan Riley tries to go for the Final Cut. Daniel Bryan ducks under, he pushes him to the ropes. Logan Riley bounces off of the ropes. He jumps in the air, and he connects with af lying shoulder block that takes down Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan gets up shocked, Daniel Bryan throws a kick to the face of Logan Riley. Riley ducks it and he hits a knife edge chop to the chest that echo’s through out the arena. Daniel Bryan stumbles backwards, Logan Riley hits another one. Daniel Bryan answers back with a spinning back elbow to the side of the head. Logan Riley stumbles backwards. Daniel Bryan runs towards Logan Riley, Logan counters with a big boot to the head. Logan Riley picks up Daniel Bryan by his hair, and he lifts him up into power bomb position. He brings him up, and he drops him backwards into the top rope throat first with a reverse power bomb. Daniel Bryan rolls around couching trying to catch his breath. He climbs up to his feet in the corner. Logan Riley runs, and he catches Daniel Bryan with a running knee to the face. He steps back down, he grabs his arm, and he hooks Daniel Bryan, and he hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Logan Riley shakes his head, and he gets up, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Daniel Bryan. Logan Riley grabs Daniel Bryan, and he throws him over the top rope, and then he looks like he’s going to do some sort of move, but Daniel Bryan is able to catch Logan Riley off guard by grabbing his neck, and dropping down hitting the a hang man. Logan Riley stumbles backwards.]

JR-Logan Riley has stayed in control most of this match, but Daniel Bryan has had a counter, and now he has a chance to strike back.

King-That’s why he’s hanged around the EMF for so long, just when you think you have him down, he makes a come back.

[Daniel Bryan goes over to the corner, and he climbs up to the top rope, he waits for Logan Riley to turn towards him, and then he leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying front missile drop kick that puts down Logan Riley. Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to recover, but clearly he’s starting to gain momentum as he gets up to his feet. Logan Riley throws a fist to the face, but Daniel Bryan blocks it, and he fires back with a few stinging forearm shots to the face. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Lgoan Riley. Daniel Bryan comes off of the ropes, he jumps off of the ropes, and he hits one of his pattern diving clothesline that puts down Logan Riley. Daniel Bryan waits for Logan Riley to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan picks him up, and he drops him for a body slam near the corner. Daniel Bryan goes to the outside of the ring, he climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off, and he connects with a diving head butt from the top rope. Daniel Bryan hooks the leg of Logan Riley. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2….KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he starts to do the YES taunt. Logan Riley gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan goes for it, but Logan Riley moves out of the way. Daniel Bryan is able to land on his feet. Logan riley doesn’t expect it, and he Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the head. Logan Riley falls down on the mat once again. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Logan Riley. The ref once again goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1….2…KICK OUT by Logan Riley!!]

JR-Kick out by Logan Riley.

King-This match is as good as we expected.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe even better.

King-Also the EMF is the only place to see action like that.

Kris Gaffney-…shut up King…

[Logan Riley is getting up to his feet, Daniel Bryan attempts to drive down Riley with an arm bar. Riley blocks it, Daniel Bryan tries to switch arms. With the momentum, Logan Riley throws Daniel Bryan off, allowing him to hit the Final Cut on Bryan. Bryan goes down. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………….3!!]

JR-Bryan attempt to lock in the No Lock was countered, and gave Riley enough of an opening to hit the Final Cut to gain the victory.

(“Burn in my light” blasts on the PA system. Resurrected 1 walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This should be a very interesting contest.

King-Say what you want about Resurrected 1, you’re going to always get a fight.

Kris Gaffney-Which is definitely what he has here.

(The lights go out and lights come on switching from red to green as we hear "Money" by Pink Floyd over the loud speakers. The fans sing along and we hear a mixture of cheers and jeers as "The White Devil" Joey Gambino steps out from the back. He stand at center stage sporting black shades and a black suit. He look out to the crowd and then rips the suit off and tosses his glasses into the crowd. He taps his chest and yells and then begins his walk to the ring. Focused and confident Joey climbs into the ring and feeds off of the fans awaiting the match to begin.)

JR-Should be noted that Resurrected 1 and Joey Gambino are going to be tagging up soon.

Kris Gaffney-How did that happen…his record of getting a tag team partner isn’t very good…plus it’s not King.

King-No it’s not…

[Resurrected 1 runs towards Joey Gambino. Gambino is able to counter with a big boot that puts down Resurrected 1. Resurrected 1 shocked that he was caught rolls under the ropes, and he gets up to his feet after rolling under the ropes. Joey Gambino hooks him, and he throws him into the ring. He crashes down on the mat, slowly he gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Joey Gambino hip toss him over the ropes, and on to the mat around ring. Resurrected 1 gets up to his feet. Joey Gambino picks up Resurrected 1, and then he drops him for a rear spinning pancake that sends Resurrected 1 face first into the mat. Resurrected 1 goes hard into the mat. Joey Gambino thinking that it might be enough to go for a pin, He pushes Resurrected 1 on his back, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Resurrected 1. Joey shrugs, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Resurrected 1. Resurrected 1 goes into the ropes, and Joey Gambino pushes down on the throat of Resurrected 1. The ref counts to 4, and Joey Gambino backs away breaking the hold, and then as the ref gets off his case, he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he leaps in the air, and he comes down on the back of Resurrected 1. Resurrected 1 falls down on the mat, and he tries to get up, but as he’s on his hands, and knee’s. Resurrected 1 gets hit with a kick to the ribs. With the impact of the move, he rolls away. He waits for Resurrected 1 to get up to his feet. He scoops up Resurrected 1, and he lifts him up, and he drops him for a shoulder breaker that allows Joey Gambino to attempt to go for another cover to see if he can get a three count here. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2………KICK OUT by Resurrected 1. Joey Gambino looks a bit annoyed, but determined to end this match now. He gets up to his feet, and he calls for the end of the match.]

JR-Joey Gambino is looking to end this match.

King-It’s going to take a lot more than that to beat Resurrected 1.

Kris Gaffney-Will a finisher do it?

King-Good chance in this fed….in the WWE…no…

[Resurrected 1 gets picked up by his hair, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, and then he lifts him up for the Hit. But Resurrected 1 is able to hit a knee to the top of the head. This stuns Joey, Joey lets Resurrected 1 fall on his feet. Resurrected 1 picks up Joey, and he drops him with a whiplashspine buster that puts him down on the mat. Joey Gambino hits the mat hard. Resurrected 1 grabs a hold of the ropes, and he takes a few moments to rest up. Resurrected 1 is watching as Joey Gambino fights up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet Joey Gambino runs towards Resurrected 1. Resurrected 1 counters with a back elbow that connects on Joey Gambino. Resurrected 1 hooks a full nelson, and drops Gambino for a full nelson front Russian leg sweep that puts down Joey Gambino. Resurrected 1 goes into the cover on Joey Gambino. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………..2..KICK OUT by Joey Gambino. Resurrected 1 takes a few moments to rest up. He see’s a chance, and he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, he attempts to hook him for Dirty Deeds. But it’s countered by Joey Gambino who hits a few jabs to the ribs. Resurrected 1 stumbles backward stunned. Joey Gambino runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. But Resurrected 1 as he comes off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a drop kick that sends Joey Gambino down on the mat. Resurrected 1 shakes his head, and he picks up Joey Gambino. He lifts him up, and he slams down on the mat with a body slam. Resurrected 1 stands by the head of Joey Gambino, and he drops a leg drop.]

King-It’s over!

Kris Gaffney-John Cena would agree.

King-For all those who remember that month long gimmick…

[Resurrected 1 picks up Joey, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he attempts to whip him to the ropes. Joey hits a vicious double axe handle that puts down Resurrected 1. Joey picks up Resurrected 1, he lifts him up, and he drops him for the Hit. Joey goes into the cover on Resurrected 1. The ref counts 1………..2……3!!]

JR-With one move turns the tide of the entire match, and Joey Gambino wins.

(The lights go out and begin to flash blue as we hear "Done With That (Day One Remix)" by CFO$ over the loud speakers. The fans have a big POP and begin chanting "USOS" as the two brothers slowly walk out from the back, Jey with one half of the Tag Titles around his neck, Jimmy holding his by the strap over his back. They stand at center stage and look out to the crowd and then at eachother. They tap their forearms together and begin their walk to the ring. Focused and confident both brothers climb into the ring and feed off of the fans awaiting the match to begin as Jey stays outside, and Jimmy goes into the ring, hands his half of the title to Jey.)

Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first he stands 6’2” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is fighting out of San Francisco, California. He is one half of the Tag Team Champions, accompanied to the ring by Jey Uso, JIMMY USO!

JR: Both as a singles competitor and a tag team, these Usos have been making an immediate impact and Jimmy has been very impressive.

King: Can you believe they beat a sleeping Tony Ikeda for the Tag Team championships?

KG: Tony Ikeda sleeping… Isn’t that what old people do?

('X Gonna Give It To Ya'- DMX blasts over the loud speakers. Out from the back comes Paige and following is Wade Wilson. He plays to the fans on the stage on both sides getting them screaming louder and louder. Paige smiling and clapping in the center, Wade comes back slaps her ass and kisses her cheek. They both skip down the ramp slapping hands with the fans.)

Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 6’2” and standing at 210 lbs. He is fighting out of Canada, he’s accompanied to the ring by Paige. The Merc With A Mouth, WADE WILSON!

JR: Both of these men are undefeated on the main roster, we will see who will be able to keep that streak going.

KG: I vote Jimmy.

King: Paige is here, we all win!

(Wade gives Paige a kiss and jumps up onto the ring apron and then leaps over the top rope. He stands opposite of Jimmy.)

DING! DING! DING!

(The match begins and the two both run towards one another. Jimmy goes to throw a hard lariat that’s ducked by Wade. Wade continues running to the corner, Jimmy stops, turns and follows Wade. Wade leaps up on the top turnbuckle and in on motion leaps back attempting a moonsault on top of Jimmy, but Jimmy moves to the side and Wade crashes down onto the mat and before he can jump back up Jimmy kicks Wade hard right in the ribs causing Wade to roll over and he continues to roll right outside of the ring and on his feet. Jimmy steps forward puts his hands on the top rope and nods his head smiling. He sprints to the opposite side of the ring and on the return, Wade turns to face the ring holding his gut and Jimmy leaps right over the top rope diving right into Wade causing them both to crash to the outside of the ring. Jimmy back to his feet stomps the gut of Wade and then grabs Wade by the head lifting him up, he continues to hold the back of Wade’s head and charges forward tossing Wade hard into the corner of the ring post and Wade falls back to the ground as the ref begins his count.)

Ref: ONE!

(Jimmy walks over to the announcer table and clears it off, Wade’s climbing to his feet using the barricade, Jimmy sprints back over, leaps up hitting Wade with a dropkick sending him back into the barricade and then to the ground.)

Ref: TWO!

(Jimmy grabs Wade and picks him up, he whips him into the corner of the barricade hard causing Wade to hit back first and then smash to the ground, then Jimmy runs over, jumps up and drops down with an elbow to the chest of Wade.)

Ref: THREE!

(Jimmy lifts Wade up, drags him over to the announcer table and lays him on top. Jimmy drops an elbow to the gut and then two hard rights to the face of Wade.)

Ref: FOUR!

(Jimmy climbs onto the ring apron and then jumps up on the turnbuckle, he turns to face Wade laying on the table, the ref motioning for him to climb down. Jimmy points at Wade and stands up, then leaps off hitting Wade with a splash causing them both to come crashing through the announcer table. The ref’s count restarts.)

Ref: ONE!

JR: Bah Gawd, Jimmy is bringing the fight to Wade!

King: I missed it, I can’t stop looking at Paige!

KG: Yea, there is a reason we no longer have a table to sit at King, maybe because Jimmy just crashed through it by jumping on Wade!

(Both men are down.)

Ref: TWO!

(Jimmy rolls over to his hands and knees and starts to push himself up.)

Ref: THREE!

(Jimmy staggers to his feet and stumbles over towards Wade grabbing him by his head and walking him towards the ring.)

Ref: FOUR!

(Jimmy slides Wade into the ring and then slides in himself and lays on Wade hooking his leg for the pin.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... (KICKOUT!)

(Wade kicks out. Jimmy climbs back to his feet, picks Wade up and whips him into the ropes, on the return Wade jumps clean over Jimmy and continues to the next rope, once close enough Wade jumps up onto the top rope and propels himself to the middle of the ring where Jimmy is and connects with a moonsault. Jimmy crashes to the mat and Wade rolls right off grabbing at his midsection. Paige clapping Wade on and Jey clapping Jimmy on as they both climb to their feet, once both are standing Wade springs off the rope behind him and heads at Jimmy, Wade leaps up attempting a cross body, but Jimmy wraps him up, twists and nails a fast scoop slam to the mat. He then lifts up Wade, whips him against the ropes and on the return hits a vicious spine buster. Jimmy then runs over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle, once on top Jimmy jumps off attempting another splash but Wade is able to roll out of the way and Jimmy crashes down to the mat and grabs at his body in pain.)

JR: Wow, Jimmy almost had the opportunity to finish the match!

KG: That looked like it hurt. I bet he regrets going for that splash right now.

King: I bet it hurt when Paige fell from heaven, PUPPIES!

(Wade rolls to the outside apron of the ring. He pulls himself up with the ropes and waits for Jimmy to get back to his feet. Once he’s standing and turns to face Wade, Wade jumps up and springs off of the top rope connecting with a springboard cross body and stays on top for the pin.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!...(KICKOUT!)

(Jimmy kicks out. Wade picks Jimmy up, grabs his arm and whips him towards the ropes, Wade runs opposite bouncing off of the opposite, on the return Wade summersaults on the ground and uses the momentum to leap up and connect with a hard lariat dropping Jimmy to the mat. Wade continues to roll and then slides to the outside of the ring staying on the outside apron. He stand sup and waits for Jimmy to get back to his feet, Wade leaps up and uses the top rope springing him into the air connecting with a springboard dropkick. Wade runs over to the corner, leaps up attempting a moonsault off the top rope but Jimmy is able to put his knees up and Wade crashes down on top of them. Both men slow to their feet, once both are standing and facing each other Jimmy connects with a superkick causing Wade to bounce back into the ropes, on the return Jimmy picks him up connecting with a Samoan drop and then goes for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!...TWO!...THRRR(KICKOUT!)

JR: BAH GAWD! How is Wade still moving?

KG: That was one hell of a kick, the Melon God’s are in Wade’s corner tonight!

King: He crumbled Sparta, he has Paige, he can do anything!

(Jimmy shakes his head and hits the mat. He runs over to the corner, climbs the turnbuckle and faces Wade. Jimmy leaps off, but as he is in the air Wade kip ups to his feet, jumps up connecting with a hard uppercut to Jimmy’s face as he’s coming down and seemingly unconscious Jimmy drops to the mat hard. Wade falls on top of him for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THRRR(KICKOUT!)

(Somehow out of instinct Jimmy is able to kickout. Wade stands, grabs Jimmy by the head and lifts him to his feet, Wade connects with a northern lights suplex, without letting go rolls into a deadlift vertical suplex. Wade back to his feet drags Jimmy to his feet and whips him into the corner. Wade runs at him and spears him, keeping his shoulder in Jimmy’s gut Wade lifts him and sits him atop of the turnbuckle. Wade climbs up on top, jumps up connecting with a Avalanche Frankensteiner. Wade hurries and climbs to the outer apron, he leaps up and springs off the top rope attempting a springboard 450 splash, but somehow Jimmy throws up both knees again and Wade crashes down onto them. Both men are down. They both climb slowly to their feet. Once standing, they face one another Jimmy throws a right hand that is ducked by Wade, Wade spins around to the back of Jimmy hooks around Jimmy’s neck and Wade lifts him up, spins, leaps in the air and slams him down with Vertigo! Wade stays seated and grabs Jimmy’s leg for the pin.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THRRRR(KICKOUT!)

JR: Somehow Jimmy is able to keep fighting!

KG: What an exciting match up!

King: You know what else is exciting? Watching Paige jump up and down!... If only Melonia was here…

(Wade get to his feet, pulls Jimmy up and whips him against the ropes, Wade follows, Jimmy jumps up and springs off of the top rope and connects with a crossbody on Wade. He then lifts Wade to his feet, whips him into the corner, sprints over, leaps up and connects with a European uppercut, Wade falls to the mat, Jimmy rolls to the outer side of the ring and then climbs the turnbuckle, motions for Wade to stand, once Wade is standing Jimmy leaps off, hooks his legs around the neck of Wade and connects with a hurricanrauna. Jimmy back to his feet, runs to the ropes and on the return leaps up connecting with an splash right on Wade, Jimmy goes to his knees as Wade rolls over to his stomach, Jimmy traps Wade’s arm and then hooks his chin and begins squeezing the submission, Wade in pain the ref continues to check on him. Inch by inch Wade makes his way to the rope where the ref has Jimmy let go. Jimmy stands up quick and stomps the back of Wade. He lifts Wade to his feet, pushes him into the corner, backs up and sprints forward attempting to spear Wade, but Wade jumps out of the way and Jimmy crashes shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Wade grabs Jimmy’s feet and yanks him off so he smashes down to the mat. Wade stands on the side of the downed Jimmy with his back to him, Wade leaps up and connects with a standing moonsault. Wade back to his feet, runs over to the corner, leaps up and leaps off with a 630 Senton. Wade then grabs Jimmy pulling him to his feet, but leaving his head between Wade’s legs, Wade hooks Jimmy’s arms, leaps up and connects with THE DEAD POOL! And then rolls Jimmy over and goes for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: And here is your winner, The Merc With A Mouth, WADE WILSON!

JR: Wow! What a match up these two put on, it was tough to keep up with the pace of the match.

KG: Plus you are old, I’m sure that had something to do with it.

King: NOW FOR PAIGE CELEBRATION!

(Paige slides in the ring and starts to celebrate with Wade. Jey slides in and helps Jimmy to his feet. He helps Jimmy outside of the ring as “X Gonna Give It To Ya” Blasts over the loud speakers. The fans go crazy as Wade and Paige continue their celebration as Shockwave cuts to commercial.)

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. He runs back and forth on the stage hyping up the fans, points to the ring and begins heading down the ramp slapping hands with fans reaching out to him. In the ring Ryder paces back and forth smirking.)

Announcer: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 224 lbs standing 6'2", The Long Island Iced-Z, ZACK RYDER!

Jr: Again, Zack Ryder looking to bounce back. He’s had the unfortunate losses these past few weeks. Not that he can’t win, just a struggle.

KG: Everybody has these slopes now and again, Zack is somebody who can bounce back.

King: Let’s just hope Melonia is here.

(“The Duck Song” Blasts over the loud speakers and out walks Jack Heyman wearing a pink button up suit with watermelon pin stripes and a mic in hand. He stands on top of the stage.)

JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION! HE IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, standing at 6’2” weighing in at 205 lbs. He is WALTER MELON!

(Out walks Walter Melon from the back. He finishes his last bite of a watermelon and tosses the last bit of it out into the crowd. He hast he extreme championship around his waist, wearing Watermelon speedo and nothing else. They both begin their walk to the ring, but Walter motions for Jack Heyman to go back to the locker room, Heyman listens and Walter continues to the ring.)

JR: Walter Melon looking to take out this half of the Badd Bros. Should be an interesting match up with no rules.

KG: Only if the Melon God’s allow it.

King: WHAAT?!? Where the hell is Melonia?

(Once inside the ring Walter unstraps his belt and hands it to the official who hands it out of the ring. Walter standing opposite of Zack Ryder, Ryder looks ready to go. Ryder lifts his hands in the shape of a gun and winks at Walter with a smirk and then pretends to fire the gun. Walter Melon pretends to catch the bullet Zack Ryder shot with his hand, he examines it and puts it inside of his mouth and begins to chew. He gets a disgusting look and spits it out, quickly reaches into his speedo pulls out a grape and eats it, then reaches in grabbing another out of his speedo tossing it at Zack Ryder, Ryder was able to dodge it.)

DING! DING! DING!

(The match begins with Walter immediately sliding out of the ring. Zack Ryder motions to him yelling “COME ON MAN!” Walter begins searching under the ring, Ryder shakes his head and slides out of the ring himself and begins sprinting around the ring. Walter pulls out a chair, taps it twice on the ground and smiles. He lifts it up and looking into the ring to see nobody there, in confusion he turns and as he turns Zack Ryder leaps off of the staircases and dropkicks the chair right into Walter Melon’s face, dropping Walter to the ground and instantly cutting him open. Ryder pops right back to his feet and yells “WOO!” Then grabs Walter by the head, lifts him up to his feet but leaves Walter’s head under his shoulder and drops backwards with a DDT right on top of the chair. Ryder then reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up outside of the ring. Walter rolling back over to his knees, Ryder runs at him and smashes his knee into Walter’s face. Ryder then lifts Walter up, walks him to the table and puts Walters back against it. Ryder hits Walter with a couple punches and then lays him out on the table. Ryder slides into the ring, jumps up onto the turnbuckle, plays to the fans to get them going and then leaps off of the turnbuckle hitting Walter Melon with a elbow drop crashing right through the ring. Zack Ryder picks Walter Melon up and slides him into the ring. Ryder gets into the ring and goes for the pin.)

JR: Zack Ryder may have made this a quick one!

KG: That’s what she said.

King; Ha! I got that.

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THR(KICKOUT!)

(Walter Melon able to kick out, Ryder a bit surprised, but doesn’t hesitate to get back to his feet. Ryder climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off attempting a splash on to Walter, but Walter is able to roll out of the way causing Ryder to come crashing down to the ring. Both men down. Walter uses the ropes to get to his feet, Ryder slow to the feet himself and holding his stomach. Walter gets up, leans in the corner and wipes blood from his eyes. Ryder charges him and goes to dive shoulder first into Walter’s gut, but Walter moves out of the way and Ryder crashes shoulder first directly into the ring post causing him to hang up between the ropes. Walter laughs, reaches in his speedo and pulls out a grape to eat. The grape seems to have given him energy. He then soccer kicks Ryder directly in the nuts, grabs Ryder’s feet and yanks him into the air down to the mat. Ryder curls up grabbing at his crotch. Walter goes for the pin.)

Ref: ONE!... T(KICKOUT!)

JR: That shot had to of hurt.

KG: That was BADD.

King: Well, I guess the Melon God’s didn’t plan on Zack Ryder having any children.

(Walter wearing a smirk on his face, slides back out of the ring. He walks to a hooded fan who hands Walter an entire Watermelon. Walter rubs the fans head and when the hood falls of it’s revealed to be Jesse Peachman. Walter climbs onto the ring and then on the top rope. Walter leaps of Melon first right onto Ryder’s face and the watermelon smashes into pieces. Walter takes a piece of the melon and begins to rub it onto his cut, he reaches for more and rubs it onto his face, reaches for more and rubs it onto his body, after each time he rubs it onto himself he eats the pieces, by the time Walter eats the entire smashes Melon, green outer shell and all he leaps up to his feet full of energy and by this time Ryder is using the ropes to pull himself up. Walter charges him, but Ryder drops down pulling the top rope causing Walter to flip right over. Walter lands on his feet, Ryder sprints to the opposite side of the ring, and on the return he jumps over the top rope connecting with a cross body onto Walter and crashes down to the ground. Ryder rolls, gets back to his feet and slaps hands with a fan who hands him a beer, he chugs it quick, he grabs another beer and dumps it onto Walter’s face. Walter rolls over grabbing at his eyes, Ryder picks him up, grabs Walter’s arm with both hands and whips him hard into the corner of the barricade. Ryder rushes Walter and leaps up connecting with a hard lariat causing both men to flip over the back of the barricade. Ryder pulls himself back to his feet, a fan hands him another beer and Ryder downs it.)

JR: Ryder looks to be having a blast out there tonight.

KG: He’s going to be drunk pretty soon, that’ll be BADD.

King: Where is Melonia? I’d like to see her chugging like this… PUPPIES!

(Walter rolls over to his hands and knees trying to pull himself up, Ryder asks a fan a question, the fan nods his head and moves aside as Ryder grabs the fans chair, folds it up and smashes it into the back of Walter… Once… Twice… Three times and then he tosses the bent chair over the barricade. He lifts up Walter and tosses him right over the top of the barricade. Ryder is handed another beer and he chugs it down again and then leaps over the barricade himself. He walks over to the ring, reaches under it pulling out two chars. He sets them both up, takes the chair that was bent and lays it across the two. He walks over to Walter and picks him up, he walks him over to the chairs and Ryder as his back facing them. Ryder hooks Walter’s head and attempts a suplex that would cause Walter to crash right into them, Walter blocks the suplex with his leg, Rdyer attempts it again and again Walter blocks it and Walter lifts Ryder completing a northern lights suplex. Walter rolls over, uses the ring to pull himself to his feet. Walter then wipes the blood from his eyes again, looks over to the chairs Ryder set up and smirks. He grabs a grape from his speedo and rubs it on his cut and then eats it. Walter then jumps up and stomps onto the chest of Ryder. Walter picks Ryder up, lays him on top of the chairs that he set up, Walter climbs the ring, then climbs the turnbuckle, uptop he grabs his crotch and leaps off connecting with the FRUIT SMASH! Causing Ryder to crash through the chairs he was set up on, when doing this Walter stumbled forward, tripped on one of the chairs and fell into the barricade. Walter sits up putting his back against the barricade, he reaches into his speedo and begins feeling around but seems to not find any fruit, he uses the barricade to pull himself up, reaches in the back of his speedo and finds a grape that he eats, from the stands Jesse Peachman hands Walter a big baggy filled with grapes and Walter pours them into his speedo and then dumps the rest onto Ryder.)

JR: Did he just…?

KG: Yea, I think I’m going to be sick.

King: I need to see Melonia before I throw up…

(Walter grabs Ryder, tosses him into the ring and goes for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THRRRRR(KICKOUT!)

(Ryder able to kickout. Walter shakes his head, eats a grape from his speedo, stands up, grabs a handful of grapes and shoves them into the face of the ref. The ref wipes his mouth and backing away yells at Walter, Walter shakes his head and then truns to face the downed Ryder. Ryder crawling towards the ropes, Walter smirking begins to stalk him while eating grapes. Ryder pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, turns and Walter throws a slap in the face of Ryder, he laughs and throws another, and another, on the next slap he attempts Ryder ducks it and hits Walter with a hard uppercut and when he stumbles back, Ryder lunges forward and leaps up connecting with a dropkick to Walter. Ryder back to his feet, lifts Walter up by his feet and whips him into the ropes, Ryder runs opposite ropes and they both bounce off, on the return Ryder attempts a ROUGH RYDER! That is ducked by Walter, Walter continues to run and on the return he ducks and Ryder leaps over him, Walter continues running and this time on the return attempts a dropkick, but Ryder is able to push Walter’s legs to the side, Ryder grabs Walter’s ankle and locks it up beginning to squeeze. The ref keeps checking on Walter.)

JR: Ropes can’t save Walter, Ryder could possibly finish this match right now.

KG: Yeah, Only if the Melon God’s allow it.

King: Speaking of Melons, where is Melonia?

(Ryder squeezes harder and harder, but Walter is able to turn and push Ryder away with his other foot. Walter rolls over and gets back to his feet, once standing Ryder rushes forward and hits a lariat, Walter back to his feet quick, Ryder with another lariat, Walter back up quick and this time Ryder connects with a leaping lariat, stands up, jumps and hits Walter with a leg drop and then hooks the leg.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... T(KICKOUT!)

(Walter able to kick out, Ryder pushes his feet against Walter to help him roll back and gets back to his feet, Walter rolls to his hands and knees, Ryder bounces off the rope and on the return kicks Walter hard in the rips, the kick echoes the arena and Walter rolls out of the ring, falls to the ground with a few grapes falling out of his speedo, grape juice is dripping from his speedo and rolls under the ring with just his feet hanging out from under the apron. Ryder climbs out of the ring, grabs Walter by the ankles and rips him out from under the ring, he bends down to grab Walter, but he has something in his mouth and once Ryder bends down he spits it all into Ryder’s face and its Raw Apple Cider Vinegar all in the eyes of Ryder. Ryder grabbing at his eyes begins to yell and falls back into the barricade. He reaches back, a fan hands him water and he pours it all over his face and in his eyes. Walter pulls himself to his feet, Ryder still cant see pulling at his eyes bends over, Walter runs forward, leaps up and connects with a knee to the face which cuts Ryder’s cheek open, Walter slides Ryder into the ring Walter slides into the ring, picks Ryder up and whips him into the corner, Walter backs into the opposite corner, cups his hand and reaches into his speedo and when he pulls it out its dripping with grape juice and crushed grapes that he shoves into his mouth. He wipes his eyes of blood, grabs his crotch and then sprints forward, Ryder still unable to see, Walter rushes as fast as he can at Ryder, dives at Ryder’s crotch connecting with THE BANANA SPLIT! Ryder drops grabbing at his crotch and goes for the pin.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, your Extreme Champion, The Watermelon Kingpin, WALTER MELON!

JR: Wow, what a crazy matchup.

KG: Melon God’s called for a great match up.

King: Can we see Melonia now?

(Walter is handed the extreme championship and he rips it from the official, he stands over Ryder and holds it into the air as “The Duck Song” hits the loud speakers. He then smirks and exits the ring, heads backstage laughing, eating grapes as Shockwave goes off air.)